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Sex Education By My Best Friend Englishsub Film
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42No, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58You're so hot.
00:01:59Hey, I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:21What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So...
00:03:02In that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot. I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Come in.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see her ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:57Hey.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes into school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:39Oh!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:46Oh, my God.
00:07:48Oh, my God.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have a feeling in the eyes, yeah?
00:07:54Oh, my God.
00:08:05to see you something happened and I lost the game I thought I'd never see you again I think it's
00:08:12time
00:08:12we call this what it is and what is this what I think it is is I want to be
00:08:19with you and you want
00:08:21to be with me as more than just friends oh thank god I honestly want that more than anything you're
00:08:28my soulmate I like you so much okay well since we're dating now um I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:36wait really yeah get ready
00:08:46okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:54pg-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:03this lighting hates me come on Hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:14okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:21oh my god seriously? hello? anyone? don't look at me
00:09:31don't look at me! we're not survivable are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:36get out now! fine! ow! dammit!
00:09:43mom
00:09:45mom
00:09:45mom
00:09:46mom
00:09:48mom
00:09:49mom
00:09:49mom
00:09:51mom
00:10:01mom
00:10:03mom
00:10:06mom
00:10:06mom
00:10:07mom
00:10:09mom
00:10:16mom
00:10:17yeah
00:10:18mom
00:10:22mom
00:10:23mom
00:10:24mom
00:10:29are they
00:10:33mom
00:10:34mom
00:10:34yeah actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me flirting
00:10:38yeah don't lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny okay
00:10:44well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways fine by me
00:10:51oh and um well the purple brawl by the way i like it in a weird way
00:10:57you're not even my type but you know power theory would you just get out of here
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too jen red alert colm and the new girl are for sure
00:11:19flirting i think it's time to take drastic action don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:31oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:41still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:53oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole
00:11:57school should see it did you get it lindsay got it what are you doing
00:12:28oh
00:12:30Shit, oh
00:12:33Yo, what's going on? Dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen. What? Yeah
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:57Stop, delete it, please, delete it
00:13:00Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
00:13:10Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18Oh my god
00:13:20Cool your enemies are kinda hot
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30No
00:13:50My school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:14:00Oh my god
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:13Give that to me
00:14:20Now give the phone back Jen
00:14:23What the hell Cole? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46Everyone's got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:56Hey, where are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole
00:15:09And he said we were enemies
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:19Love you, Mom
00:15:22Wait, Mom
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:37Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:01They're my favorite.
00:16:03Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did? Are you going to risk for Kate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing. When? When?
00:16:44Well, after school, at the balcony, I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal?
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:09Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me, father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:36What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:03safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:07It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Ew.
00:18:42Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48I bet it.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:56I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:59Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08I need it.
00:19:22I called me.
00:19:24So you thought you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:29you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:33guacamole wizard where are you oh and by the way
00:19:36cole's not gonna come save you because after all he's rich
00:19:40like me
00:19:45i'm nothing like you
00:19:50yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:53cole again why is he always here when i need help
00:19:57pick it up cole we were kidding it's ketchup
00:20:01pick that bloody thing up
00:20:07figure you're gonna record this
00:20:16didn't your dad tell you not to mess with haley anymore
00:20:18don't think you have leverage here
00:20:20so tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22you're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24and do what i say
00:20:28i will leave haley alone
00:20:33i will leave haley alone
00:20:38got it let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at
00:20:46got it let's go
00:20:55uh thank you
00:20:58wow
00:20:59never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around
00:21:05i just
00:21:07i happen to see you
00:21:09were you waiting on someone
00:21:11yeah
00:21:12my boyfriend actually
00:21:16well he
00:21:17he kind of stood me up so
00:21:19maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25cole are you being nice to me
00:21:29you thought we were enemies
00:21:31i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33so
00:21:34not that annoying
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings cole edness
00:21:40because it's not gonna work
00:21:41i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online boyfriend news make you fall for her
00:21:55he
00:21:56he makes me feel safe
00:21:59you wouldn't understand though
00:22:04you wouldn't understand better than you think
00:22:08cole understands me better than i think
00:22:12i don't see
00:22:14why you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no my
00:22:31my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you a little slow on the game too
00:22:56i can see why he likes you
00:23:07i can't do this
00:23:10i love my boyfriend
00:23:11and you will never understand that
00:23:13he's smart and he's kind
00:23:15and he loves me for who i am
00:23:18that is so much more important to me
00:23:21than whatever this is between us
00:23:24i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:37cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:42there's nothing
00:23:43cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51i got done getting waxed
00:23:54champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:17i got into a car accident
00:24:19really
00:24:20are you okay
00:24:21you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:25nobody
00:24:26which hospital are you staying at
00:24:27i want to come visit you
00:24:29no no you can't
00:24:30i look miserable now
00:24:32you need to see me in style
00:24:34fine if you say so
00:24:36so
00:24:37are we going to prom together
00:24:39hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04oh you
00:25:06oh me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:15i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we'll get to know each other more
00:25:28i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close are you
00:25:34with your mom
00:25:36what is he trying to do
00:25:38it's none of your business
00:25:39but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:46does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:56so
00:25:58are you going to prom
00:25:59i don't know
00:25:59i did it well
00:26:00i don't know
00:26:02so you have a date
00:26:04or shall i say victim
00:26:06are you jealous of me
00:26:07me
00:26:08jealous
00:26:09no why would i be jealous
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:23really
00:26:24miss gorma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:29sorry
00:26:29am i that bad
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32where we left off
00:26:34or
00:26:35maybe try something new
00:26:37we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:50that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:12why don't you regret it
00:27:15you know
00:27:16we can do more if we want
00:27:32anyway i've been on the back a lot more than you think
00:27:36so you want me
00:27:40i think you know which i want you
00:27:46do you want me
00:27:48i want you
00:27:58anyone in here
00:28:01oh my god
00:28:02how long have you two been in here
00:28:04i really need to change this lock
00:28:06are you two okay
00:28:07oh
00:28:07yeah
00:28:08yeah we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20what didn't happen
00:28:21hey wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident
00:28:28relax i'm not dead
00:28:29wait car accident
00:28:31guacamole wizard
00:28:37i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard
00:28:47huh
00:28:51are you all better after your car accident
00:28:53do i know you
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise
00:28:58or he heard something about cole
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:07she was in a real car accident
00:29:08according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:10i'm not going to take this anymore
00:29:12i'm not going to take this anymore
00:29:13cole
00:29:13wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys
00:29:22um
00:29:22we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:28was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:31hey
00:29:32i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right
00:29:38how did you know that
00:29:40tough day huh
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be cool
00:29:47could he
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead
00:29:57what do you gotta say get out of your bro
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:09cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here cole
00:30:13we don't have a problem
00:30:15we don't have a problem
00:30:17right
00:30:17tell cole to get my ball
00:30:19and we don't have a problem
00:30:21jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:30cole and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:33maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake
00:30:38hey
00:30:40what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:43wait seriously
00:30:44yeah
00:30:45just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:51all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:58i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:31:01but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07i'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him
00:31:10why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:12we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:15maybe maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:16no you don't
00:31:18how do you know that
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:44hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom
00:32:00too cheesy
00:32:02no it's cute
00:32:04the accident
00:32:05the mozzarella sticks
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um
00:32:10what do you think
00:32:11you want to go to prom with me
00:32:14i
00:32:14i should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:20hey can we not
00:32:24hey can we not
00:32:27dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh that's weak shit
00:32:39is this weak shit
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:52wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:01colt put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:03put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much gull
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:30like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:33i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:38you want to go to prom
00:33:40with me
00:33:41jen you want to go to prom
00:33:42with me
00:33:44we're both hot
00:33:45and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business
00:33:48like forever
00:33:49so
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this call
00:33:55admins
00:33:58oh here they come
00:34:01if i message corcomole wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone living
00:34:07what should we wear to prom
00:34:09and the dean's list
00:34:19i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see you around school okay
00:34:21okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:24he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:28yeah i'll stay with you
00:34:30hayley
00:34:40jeez
00:34:40god
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:48i know
00:34:52oh
00:34:54you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:56i don't care
00:34:57i do care
00:35:00hell yeah
00:35:17i don't put a problem with jake
00:35:19i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21he doesn't even know you
00:35:23and you do
00:35:23how do you know i like mozzarella sticks
00:35:26that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:28because i pay attention to what you like
00:35:32i noticed it at lunch
00:35:34the first day
00:35:36you were watching me
00:35:38just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:54milf
00:35:56colt is talking to hayley
00:35:58again
00:35:58your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:36:02unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04obviously i do
00:36:05okay
00:36:05then break them up
00:36:07idiot
00:36:08uh
00:36:09what do i do
00:36:11i've got a few ideas
00:36:17hey look
00:36:20someone will take you to prom
00:36:21all right i promise
00:36:22yeah
00:36:22really like who
00:36:24i mean the whole school hates me
00:36:25except for jake
00:36:27and you
00:36:28but you're not asking me
00:36:32hey
00:36:32oh hey jake
00:36:34hey how um
00:36:36i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:38the other night
00:36:41the other night
00:36:42yeah it was
00:36:44so
00:36:45sexy
00:36:47you're so sexy
00:36:48jake what are you talking about
00:36:50here
00:36:51i hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:54but she's my prom date
00:37:01and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:03oh shit look
00:37:06oh shit
00:37:07oh my god
00:37:23stop guys stop it
00:37:25stop stop
00:37:27what the hell is going on over there
00:37:31shit
00:37:32it's principal stevens
00:37:33i've got to save cole
00:37:34i mean jake
00:37:35i've got to save jake
00:37:41oh my god
00:37:43principal stevens
00:37:44i'm so sorry
00:37:46bailey rock
00:37:47that's detention
00:37:48after school
00:37:50don't be late
00:38:06calm
00:38:07what are you doing here
00:38:09can we keep you company
00:38:11that's the least i could do
00:38:12if you
00:38:13saved my rest today
00:38:15the locker thing
00:38:16that was an accident
00:38:18oh sure
00:38:21so uh
00:38:22you and
00:38:23you and jake huh
00:38:25no
00:38:27he lied about that
00:38:28i don't know why though
00:38:30good
00:38:31you know
00:38:33father that asshole
00:38:34every time he looks at you
00:38:35makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:37thinking about him touching you
00:38:39kissing you
00:38:40i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom
00:38:49okay fine
00:38:50i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:58okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:29oh sorry
00:39:30i tripped
00:39:31no no no no no no no
00:39:33chat
00:39:33what
00:39:34it always has to be about her
00:39:36doesn't it
00:39:40they're dead
00:39:41they're both dead
00:39:42oh
00:39:45how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh
00:39:50what are you
00:39:51are you almost crying
00:39:53it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen
00:39:58what's going on over there
00:40:10what's going on is jen
00:40:11is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:13it's burning
00:40:14mr edmunds
00:40:15oh please it's baking soda and water
00:40:17you're fine
00:40:18detention
00:40:18today after school
00:40:21jenny
00:40:33jenny
00:40:34jenny
00:40:35jenny
00:40:35oh uh
00:40:35sorry
00:40:36gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey
00:40:41you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:43the rice trick
00:40:46yeah
00:40:47you don't know about the
00:40:50come on
00:41:03hey
00:41:04um
00:41:05ella
00:41:06it's emma
00:41:08yeah
00:41:09that's what i said
00:41:10can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey
00:41:21it's gonna be okay
00:41:23we'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:25and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:27no
00:41:27it's not just the phone
00:41:28or the laptop
00:41:29it means
00:41:30it means i can't
00:41:32can't what
00:41:36i talked to a friend online
00:41:38he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure
00:41:45you're really important to him
00:41:56no cool
00:41:56if you look past
00:41:58all that hair gel
00:42:00and
00:42:01big ol' ego
00:42:02and
00:42:02rich kid for rock
00:42:03okay
00:42:04okay
00:42:04i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:14hey
00:42:14look at that
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:17thank you
00:42:19oh my god
00:42:21you're a miracle worker
00:42:28oh
00:42:29what is taking so long
00:42:30you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella
00:42:33it's emma
00:42:34whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:49oh
00:42:50morning valley whore
00:42:52how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore
00:43:00what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17when can we be together in person
00:43:20guacamole wizard
00:43:21i want you so badly
00:43:22i dream about you touching me
00:43:24oh my god
00:43:25someone hacked my castle clamors messages
00:43:27touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah
00:43:31hey valley whore
00:43:32show them what you really like
00:43:52here you go
00:43:53here this is for you
00:43:59oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop
00:44:03oh no it wasn't me
00:44:05it was that kid ella
00:44:06but i definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:11hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:13no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:15hey everyone
00:44:16i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind
00:44:21would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:58jane
00:44:58hey
00:45:01now's the time
00:45:02tell them
00:45:03tell them what
00:45:05that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go
00:45:14oh my god
00:45:15did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie
00:45:19i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what
00:45:23why would you do that
00:45:24oh i don't know cole
00:45:26why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake
00:45:29is this true
00:45:31have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry
00:45:36it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:45oh
00:45:46oh
00:45:48oh
00:45:49oh
00:45:50all right
00:45:51all right
00:45:52all right
00:45:52enough
00:45:53what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower
00:45:57that's all him
00:45:58okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight
00:46:07you stole a leaf blower
00:46:09and defaced school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad
00:46:12it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:14jesus
00:46:15how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:20you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:23i care
00:46:24and
00:46:25i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27so you're taking her to prom
00:46:29what
00:46:29not over my dead body
00:46:31oh
00:46:31because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:34i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't
00:46:37please
00:46:38then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called
00:46:42he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go
00:46:44and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:54come on you big coward
00:46:55message him
00:46:56just do it
00:46:57just do it
00:47:00you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake
00:47:18please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay
00:47:42okay
00:47:43you got this hayley
00:47:45just take a deep breath
00:47:46you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:47:56thank you mom
00:48:14hey hayley
00:48:16i'm glad you came
00:48:17you look so pretty
00:48:18hi
00:48:19hey max
00:48:20your house is gorgeous
00:48:22i mean
00:48:23no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:24you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit
00:48:28get drunk girl
00:48:43whoo
00:48:43what are you doing here
00:48:45valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:50hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:52valley whore
00:48:57why are you doing this
00:48:59what have i even done to you
00:49:00to me
00:49:00oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning
00:49:08actually i kind of look a bit of a perv
00:49:10did you know that hayley
00:49:12she's a little pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:18pervy princess
00:49:20pervy princess
00:49:23hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:29okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43poll
00:49:44poll
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:29him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:36honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:48wait
00:50:53please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:58go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:02you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:08trusted you now what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:22who is that oh just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and please
00:51:36introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr opens so you're the
00:51:44scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:50is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:58you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:06mother
00:52:06is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:52:17i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:24you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:30any part of
00:52:31it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:51hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i would
00:52:56make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:43these lovers together
00:53:49hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:05birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom
00:54:13committee we're supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:21reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have
00:54:25to give
00:54:25him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:30budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:51castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th
00:54:57birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and
00:55:02tell the girl who you love you really are no i'll turn on myself stick me in your car
00:55:15the wizard mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had a really long time to tell you who i was
00:55:56i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14I understand that this changes things
00:56:17If you don't love me the way
00:56:20You love guacamole wizard
00:56:21But
00:56:24Look, I need you to know I love you
00:56:37Nicole, I love you
00:56:39You do?
00:56:41Yes, you idiot
00:56:43I've loved you for months
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48Because I had to be loyal to him
00:56:51But you're him
00:56:53You didn't expect her
00:56:55I mean, I always hoped it was you
00:57:00How do you hoped it?
00:57:03Yes, I hoped it was you
00:57:04You were always there for me
00:57:08You're hot, no?
00:57:11You're really fucking hot
00:57:16Yeah
00:57:17One of those things I said we could do
00:57:21Yeah, I don't
00:57:25Take my thoughts out
00:57:27You're getting there, don't worry
00:57:31I'm so loyal to you
00:57:33Just be loyal to me
00:57:36I'm so loyal to you
00:57:55Yeah, we'll do again
00:57:57I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:03All right, all right, that's fair
00:58:05I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one
00:58:12What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:16Mm, oh God, no
00:58:17I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:22No, I'm just, I'm just lost behind it
00:58:25There's always been lost behind it
00:58:26I'll take a minute now
00:58:29Stop it
00:58:32Um, same
00:58:34Isn't promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:39Okay
00:58:41But the real question is
00:58:42Do you got a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:47Oh, I would have asked you earlier
00:58:49But Jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:51Oh God, please don't mention his name again
00:58:53I don't want to hear it
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress
00:58:59Litter
00:59:04I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:06And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought
00:59:14Only the best for my princess
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:18Uh, I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21On the off chance that you
00:59:24Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29Of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds
00:59:36I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:39Cole?
00:59:39Are you here?
00:59:41Cole?
00:59:43Are you here?
00:59:45Mr. Edmonds
00:59:45You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:48I see you Cole
00:59:48You are a big pro
01:00:06Hey, uh
01:00:08You almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:15Okay, I'm ready
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:32My God, Haley
01:00:33You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:34I have ever seen
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:40To do this lipstick
01:00:41You're not messing it up
01:00:42For at least 20 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:45We're in
01:00:46Deal
01:00:50Thank you all for using
01:00:52The prom voting site
01:00:53To cast your votes
01:00:55So here we have a winner
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03Jen Longfellow
01:01:06Thank you
01:01:07Oh my God
01:01:08Thank you guys so much
01:01:12Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:13I mean, like
01:01:14Who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22Oh my God
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole
01:01:27Ew, fuck
01:01:28What did you get?
01:01:31Hey, uh
01:01:35Most time that's up
01:01:36No
01:01:37Who cares?
01:01:40Hell yeah
01:01:41Woo!
01:01:44Ew, literally
01:01:45What the fuck?
01:01:46Dang it
01:01:47Language
01:01:47I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little
01:01:50Pervy princess
01:01:51Come on
01:01:52Everyone say it with me
01:01:53Pervy princess
01:01:55Pervy princess
01:01:56Pervy princess
01:02:01Wait
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:14Don't worry, daddy
01:02:15If I can't have him
01:02:17No one can
01:02:19I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:28Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:32You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:33And didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:35You little shit
01:02:37You know, Jen
01:02:38As the principal
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:43And above all of this petty drama
01:02:45But quite frankly
01:02:48You are the worst
01:02:50And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:54You can't do that
01:02:56I'm the principal
01:02:57So, uh, yes I can
01:03:07There was no winter chick
01:03:10You lied to me
01:03:17Hailey, catch
01:03:23Oh, my princess finally has her crown
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:29Oh
01:03:31Yeah, no can do
01:03:32All I have to offer
01:03:34Is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:38Oof
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:50We are going home
01:03:52Right now
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:58You talk all the time
01:03:59About wanting a man
01:04:01That's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02Yet
01:04:03You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:06And it's because of Hailey
01:04:08And you can accept that
01:04:09Or I'll make my own path
01:04:11And best believe me, I can
01:04:13I'll say this
01:04:15That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:21Joypro
01:04:28I am so proud of you
01:04:32I can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:35That was terrifying
01:04:37It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:41I love you, Viala Queen
01:04:43I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:45Oh, my God, I've got to change that username
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