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00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play him on.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey!
00:00:32Hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:11To be continued...
00:01:34Sigh. I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can't you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:02:10I need grandkids. I need you to- Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl? Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir. But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know either Harrison Group's CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older. Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:49Daddy!
00:03:49What?
00:03:56Daddy!
00:03:57No!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:27Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:49Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:51and discuss the details of this fake marriage i just need a wife for the holidays i guess mom
00:04:57gets her grandkid too so per hour agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour and
00:05:06one thousand an hour well yeah it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i can pay
00:05:14you
00:05:14wait you're paying me 500 a day that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands
00:05:19over the week look my requirements are simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my
00:05:24hometown and we all pretend to be one big happy family and then my family will get off my back
00:05:29so piper can have a good christmas for once so she's getting pressure from the folks too fine
00:05:38but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:05:43okay deal
00:05:47ready to go get married
00:06:02wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:06:15you're supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:41okay uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
00:06:46to prove to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family
00:06:50yeah of course
00:07:01happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:13bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute
00:07:19wait she bailed then who is
00:07:27whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:33sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:41okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:46christmas shopping i should come
00:07:49look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:07:52i think i should have some say in the gifts
00:07:55we'll make it more believable
00:08:00fine yeah fine okay
00:08:01you can come
00:08:10let's go
00:08:11which mall are we going to
00:08:13um let's go to that one
00:08:14oh let's go to the bank
00:08:21what the actual fuck
00:08:27sam
00:08:28is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:32give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:38she does kind of look like him
00:08:43so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:48here let me get this
00:08:51i'm gonna love you max
00:08:54oh so i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:04in front of them
00:09:05okay
00:09:07should we use our tongues or
00:09:09no no definitely not
00:09:10and absolutely no
00:09:12sex
00:09:12yes
00:09:15strictly business
00:09:17anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:20what
00:09:21afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:24i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:30let's go
00:09:37here
00:09:38what are you doing
00:09:39i'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:43well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:09:50attention shoppers all bakery items are now fifty percent off fifty percent off pies
00:09:54quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:56twelve pumpkin pies i hear this right
00:09:58they're the best kind
00:09:59hurry up and go go what are you standing here for
00:10:04hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special today
00:10:11spend five hundred get ten percent off and you are just short fifteen bucks if you want to take advantage
00:10:16of the deal
00:10:17oh great yeah uh what do you have that's just fifteen bucks
00:10:20will you get a move on
00:10:22i just got here relax
00:10:25yeah yeah
00:10:28here this will do the trick okay thank you
00:10:33hurry up and pay
00:10:37i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:44thank you
00:10:45damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:53oh wait wait not the pies not the pies
00:10:55you can just set those on top
00:10:58boom
00:11:01hi guys
00:11:03i'm gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:09of quarters
00:11:11thank you so much
00:11:12of course i hope you like pumpkin
00:11:14thank you
00:11:15she bought all 12 pies
00:11:17don't worry i have enough for everybody
00:11:18just to give it away
00:11:20thank you
00:11:21merry christmas
00:11:28what
00:11:28you do that often
00:11:31as often as i can
00:11:36we should go
00:11:37we gotta pick up paper
00:11:42watch out
00:12:01you done feeling me up
00:12:04shut up
00:12:05oh sorry i was just in character wifey
00:12:07well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:15and don't be late
00:12:16and don't be late
00:12:27Harrison group
00:12:29do you do construction for them or something
00:12:32sorta
00:12:33not that i'm judging i just
00:12:35need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:40why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group
00:12:42i think that's respectable
00:12:45can we pick another company
00:12:47no
00:12:48harrison group is perfect
00:12:49and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:52so perfect
00:12:58oh
00:12:59and uh
00:12:59wear something nice for christmas dinner
00:13:02don't worry
00:13:03okay i clean up nicely
00:13:04i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:08too much
00:13:29let's go sam
00:13:30it's time to check out the new hq side
00:13:33hold on you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours
00:13:38it's my daughter's
00:13:40it's my daughter's
00:13:40my daughter's
00:13:41give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:13:47yeah
00:13:48but i'm gonna show up
00:13:55oh
00:13:56they're gewes indians
00:13:58hey there they are
00:14:01hey mars
00:14:02god
00:14:02nice
00:14:02called dad
00:14:05so i missed you
00:14:08so where's this mysterious
00:14:11husband we heard all about
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:13Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:35Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:52All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash?
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:30Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:00Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:15Willie, you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:15When I sit on my lap.
00:17:17Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:42I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has us and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought.
00:18:11Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:22Mommy.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:28I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:29Come on, then.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go.
00:18:47Let me go.
00:18:49Let me go.
00:19:01Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:10Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter.
00:19:17Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:29I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52Son of a bitch.
00:19:53You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:56That pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car.
00:20:00Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house.
00:20:04That car.
00:20:05It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:19And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:29Jesus.
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough, please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:53So, you need a breath, man.
00:20:58All right, that's it.
00:20:59I'm calling the cops.
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:07Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:24It's my car.
00:21:24Okay, it's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser.
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play alone.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir.
00:22:27Mr. Harrison?
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:29I, I, I, please, please tell my serious apologies.
00:22:31Please.
00:22:41Oh, that William?
00:22:44What a jerk, huh?
00:22:46He fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Evelyn.
00:22:55We were just looking out for you.
00:22:57Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:00You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:02Soon.
00:23:02Do, do, do you think that, uh, you could help him get us put in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:21Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:31My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:36Come on, guys.
00:23:37Let's go in.
00:23:38Welcome to the family.
00:23:43Welcome.
00:23:43Come on in.
00:23:44Come on in.
00:23:48This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:54My fault.
00:23:55You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:58Oh!
00:24:08Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you.
00:24:13I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:24It's the season of giving.
00:24:25He knows people.
00:24:27Has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:34Capisce?
00:24:34Oh, my God.
00:24:35Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad!
00:24:39Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:43We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:50I think they get it, huh?
00:24:53Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine.
00:24:57One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:20It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:26You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago and...
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44Something just feels off.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:52I don't like this.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:01Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:17Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Oh, Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:50I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:58Um.
00:27:05Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:07Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:19Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:27But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:56Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06It's lousers.
00:28:07It's nice.
00:28:09You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:36And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You heard her.
00:29:44Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower and get clothes on.
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:50We have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering with you.
00:29:54All right, sit yourself.
00:29:56All room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you.
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:31:03You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower while you're left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:08Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10You pray you'll fall for me?
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:27Proof.
00:31:28Holy shit.
00:31:37I'll say. What happened to all that cool guy confidence? Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Baby, I don't think I want to.
00:31:57Maybe we should. God, he's such a good kisser. Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than
00:32:31it is.
00:32:33You're right. I'm sorry.
00:32:36You just don't need to be sorry. Just...
00:32:46That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah. I just... I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes. Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:26Oh, my God. What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor. You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I wanna help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father. He has a right to know.
00:33:58Um, Max...
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no. That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends. You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason. Just... just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:53And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those. I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:03What?
00:35:18Oh...
00:35:19You...
00:35:19The truth is...
00:35:21Is that I...
00:35:25go go go go go just a second come in hey hon
00:35:42oh sorry for interrupting but uh piper is asking for a bedtime story before i tuck around
00:35:48think you could take this one dad we're kind of in the middle of something i can see that
00:35:54well why don't i read it to her i mean if you don't if you don't mind
00:35:59well atta boy you know what just put his shirt on i'm gonna go get her piper here comes grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle and away they all flew like the down of
00:36:14a thistle
00:36:15but i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight merry christmas to all and to all
00:36:23a good night
00:36:26if piper knew he was her real dad she'd be over the moon
00:36:30good night piper
00:36:35is her dad still around yeah but he doesn't know it because you are her dad
00:36:41uh no that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:36:51do you really think so from the bottom of my heart
00:36:56maybe i should tell him he deserves to know
00:37:05max
00:37:05max
00:37:10you're piper's father
00:37:18i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:43where's piper
00:37:46she must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:38:04god he's such a good kisser
00:38:14just gonna kiss and run
00:38:17not on my watch
00:38:22yeah this
00:38:23i remember this
00:38:35good morning you two love bugs how was your stay at chateau smith
00:38:41good morning miss smith it was uh it was great
00:38:44wonderful
00:38:45well it's about to get even better
00:38:49oh no what is that sardines and saltines it's a smith family classic it was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:57during wartime don't be shy go ahead grab a handful
00:39:01max you don't have to
00:39:03no no it's okay it's a smith family staple
00:39:07no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:39:12no no no no no no no no
00:39:25good
00:39:26mmm good
00:39:28I'm good
00:39:31well you two better get dressed you gotta go see aunt miranda
00:39:36could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda
00:39:41and her brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:47says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:57better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years
00:40:24ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was
00:40:31able to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone could have it maybe i'm reading
00:40:38too much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43so ava and piper still aren't here but derrick said that ava got married
00:40:51what kind of man could she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's in
00:40:59waste management that explains it she's probably too embarrassed to show up oh please miranda
00:41:06ava is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:14her track record speaks for itself exactly not like my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:23oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:32merry christmas everybody merry christmas everybody merry christmas
00:41:36you must be grandpa harold i am i'm eva's husband max pleasure to meet you welcome
00:41:42you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous
00:41:49but how does he have to miss you look at you two you look like you just stepped out of
00:41:53a movie
00:41:54merry christmas grandpa this is for max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for
00:42:02you daddy oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty
00:42:09not all gifts are about the price tag mommy's right you mean all high you little
00:42:17you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will lose yours
00:42:21oh i think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother
00:42:27my husband is harrison group's top legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:42:44money are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:52what are you
00:42:54don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:57did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra
00:43:03i can take your little insults but leave my family out of this
00:43:09her family she needs me
00:43:16you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something
00:43:21you don't know who you're messing with i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me
00:43:26oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to hear that you're using his company's name
00:43:31to bully people
00:43:32like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks let's call him
00:43:36i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:39please who do you think you are
00:43:42enough
00:43:45there will be no arguing during christmas
00:43:48fine dad
00:43:49let it go nathan they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy
00:43:56i think you owe nathan a thank you
00:44:00i think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:04do you want me to get the other cheek
00:44:05all right that's enough
00:44:07everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:29is this a joke
00:44:32can you please pass me some food
00:44:34hold it
00:44:34who said you could eat anything else
00:44:36my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:42my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:45king crab fresh from alaska
00:44:49and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:50three times the price
00:44:52fifty times the flavor
00:44:54and you don't get a single bite
00:44:57it's just petty
00:44:58maybe so
00:44:59but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:03fine
00:45:04then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:07come on let's go
00:45:08no no
00:45:09don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:12grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like
00:45:15i know dear
00:45:17i just want to have our family together
00:45:19fine
00:45:19we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:23better a stray than a bitch
00:45:24what was that
00:45:29i just want to have our family together
00:45:32fine
00:45:32we'll stay
00:45:34can i have a little nipple
00:45:36it's okay sweetie
00:45:37we'll get something right after
00:45:40like drive-thru
00:45:41like drive-thru
00:45:42i hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:44that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:45:49no stays
00:45:50al
00:45:51please
00:45:51are you okay
00:45:52yes please
00:45:54you hit my child
00:45:55you're fucking crazy
00:45:56well if you teach her some manners
00:45:59maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:00maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:04don't worry baby
00:46:05i'll handle it
00:46:08don't worry baby
00:46:10i'll handle it
00:46:14piper
00:46:15sweetie
00:46:16are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:22okay sweetheart
00:46:23give me two minutes
00:46:24and one phone call
00:46:25as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28actually i do
00:46:30he's such a liar
00:46:32this ought to be hilarious
00:46:33oh
00:46:34it will be
00:46:37sam
00:46:39yeah
00:46:39send the troops
00:46:40and bring that king crab
00:46:42from antarctica
00:46:42i'm already on my way
00:46:47bring that king crab
00:46:49from antarctica
00:46:50i'm already on my way
00:46:53you hear this guy
00:46:54he wants the best king crab
00:46:56in the world
00:46:57from antarctica
00:46:59now i get why you married him eva
00:47:01his silly delusions are just
00:47:03adorable
00:47:04x
00:47:05what are you doing
00:47:06don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:08santa's already on his way
00:47:09actually
00:47:10five
00:47:12four
00:47:13three
00:47:14two
00:47:15one
00:47:18a helicopter
00:47:26there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off
00:47:35sam is like family
00:47:36i thought i'd introduce you to
00:47:37thanks boss
00:47:40boss
00:47:40eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:43maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:45eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:49i'm maximus harrison
00:47:52you're the ceo of harrison group
00:47:56you can stop kidding around
00:48:03if you were the ceo
00:48:04why would you be here pretending to be my husband
00:48:07no i actually am the ceo
00:48:09come on
00:48:09you can stop the charade
00:48:11okay this is just another favor from that big wig friend isn't it
00:48:14eva
00:48:14i'm not pretending
00:48:17mr harrison
00:48:18the antarctic king crab
00:48:20as you requested
00:48:29how is this possible
00:48:32this loser brings
00:48:34antarctic king crab
00:48:36and has his own
00:48:37personal chef
00:48:39who are you
00:48:40i told you
00:48:41i'm eva's husband
00:48:43that chef called him mr harrison
00:48:46wait no
00:48:47hold on
00:48:49you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:54you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:57some of the small ones
00:48:58i mean you know that
00:49:01you work for me
00:49:02oh god
00:49:03i insulted my own boss
00:49:05i'm finished
00:49:15didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:17pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:49:20worth every penny i'm paying him
00:49:21for tonight
00:49:22your feast ends
00:49:24and with that
00:49:25your career
00:49:26you're fired
00:49:28fired?
00:49:29sam
00:49:34fired?
00:49:35god
00:49:35i can't be fired
00:49:38what?
00:49:39mr harrison please
00:49:41you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:43please
00:49:43mr harrison
00:49:44i'll do anything
00:49:45guys
00:49:46take out the trash
00:49:48and you
00:49:54oh me?
00:49:56mr harrison come on
00:49:58that was a christmas joke
00:50:00a family tradition
00:50:01yeah well
00:50:02there's a new family tradition
00:50:04sam
00:50:08will you do me the honors
00:50:11gladly
00:50:16merry christmas
00:50:19father do something
00:50:22well you kind of deserve that
00:50:25i'm leaving
00:50:26pumpkin
00:50:28my favorite
00:50:34come on sweetie
00:50:35daddy have this crab line
00:50:37just for you
00:50:38eat as much as you want
00:50:39thanks daddy
00:50:44i am so sorry
00:50:45i ruined your christmas
00:50:46i just couldn't take them
00:50:47treating you like that
00:50:48honestly
00:50:50this is the best christmas
00:50:51i've ever had
00:50:52well if you want
00:50:53we can have many more
00:50:54just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that
00:50:57or is he just
00:50:58playing the part
00:50:59i can't tell
00:51:01and that terrifies me
00:51:07merry christmas
00:51:08mr harrison
00:51:09i brought you a gift
00:51:10here's the paternity test
00:51:11between the boss
00:51:12and that little girl
00:51:17oh
00:51:18this is wonderful
00:51:20sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:24tell me everything
00:51:25miss eva smith
00:51:26single mother
00:51:27small town gal
00:51:28didn't finish high school
00:51:30currently works in retail
00:51:31oh maximus
00:51:32i thought i raised you better
00:51:34a high school dropout
00:51:36in the harrison family
00:51:39not a chance
00:51:44she is clearly
00:51:45unfit to raise
00:51:46my granddaughter
00:51:47maximus seems to like her
00:51:49silence
00:51:49get me the address
00:51:51where she works
00:51:51it's happy heels
00:51:53on broadway
00:51:53that's nice
00:51:54we own that one
00:51:56good work
00:51:57but take off
00:51:58that stupid hat
00:52:09thanks
00:52:10so your dad insisted
00:52:12that i try this wine
00:52:13that he's been saving
00:52:14for 20 years
00:52:16sounds like he's happy
00:52:17with his new son-in-law
00:52:18and how about you
00:52:24me?
00:52:25yeah
00:52:27are you happy
00:52:27with your new husband?
00:52:32eva
00:52:43that birthmark
00:52:44family to me
00:52:45is a big commitment
00:52:47and i don't want
00:52:48any loose ends
00:52:49you know
00:52:51maximus
00:52:51there's so much
00:52:52we don't know
00:52:53so much
00:52:53we're not telling
00:52:54each other
00:52:57no feelings
00:52:57no complications
00:52:58that's what we agreed upon
00:52:59hey i didn't sign a contract
00:53:02max
00:53:03yeah i guess you're right
00:53:06it's cold
00:53:08maybe i'll go grab
00:53:09some more firewood
00:53:12max
00:53:14i need to tell you something
00:53:18something important
00:53:19what's gotten into her?
00:53:22is she hiding something?
00:53:23is this the part
00:53:24where you tell me
00:53:24there's no santa?
00:53:26i haven't been
00:53:27completely honest with you
00:53:31piper is
00:53:35piper is
00:53:36mommy
00:53:37daddy
00:53:37my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie
00:53:40oh my gosh
00:53:41it's unswollen
00:53:42must have been
00:53:42when that witch
00:53:43smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay here
00:53:45with daddy
00:53:46mommy's gonna go
00:53:46get a first aid kit
00:53:47okay?
00:53:50come on piper
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58i promise
00:53:59i won't let anyone
00:54:00hurt you or mommy again
00:54:02but that's not true
00:54:03you're leaving after christmas
00:54:05aren't you?
00:54:08uh...
00:54:08daddy!
00:54:17don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:26well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:28really?
00:54:29please stay daddy
00:54:33you think it will scar?
00:54:37hmm
00:54:39i wouldn't worry about it
00:54:41scars make you look like a badass
00:54:42i have one too
00:54:45dad
00:54:46i got that
00:54:47i got that when i was about your age
00:54:48some punk came at me
00:54:50with a switchblade
00:54:51really?
00:54:52no way
00:54:53no
00:54:54it was actually a cactus
00:54:56but it's still cool
00:54:59i have something like that
00:55:00on the back of my neck
00:55:04piper
00:55:05how long have you had that?
00:55:07my mom said i had that
00:55:08when i was born
00:55:14and how old are you?
00:55:16six
00:55:17six?
00:55:18that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20okay i found the first aid kit
00:55:22ivor are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:28what do i even say?
00:55:29and how do i explain it to piper?
00:55:31sorry honey
00:55:32this man's your dad
00:55:33and he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:36um
00:55:37yeah
00:55:40can i see your hand sweetie?
00:55:42eva
00:55:47okay look
00:55:50piper is
00:55:57go on
00:56:03that must be an emergency
00:56:05excuse me
00:56:07sorry
00:56:08take this
00:56:15mommy are you okay?
00:56:17yeah
00:56:19mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27why haven't you picked up my calls
00:56:30i'm telling you max
00:56:31that woman is manipulating you
00:56:33she's a high school dropout
00:56:35doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:37and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40i'm eva's husband
00:56:41max
00:56:42that man has no idea
00:56:44what a treasure
00:56:46he's missing out on
00:56:50i'm sorry max
00:56:52you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:54your mother would take her away
00:56:55after christmas
00:56:56it's over
00:56:59eva?
00:57:01maximus
00:57:02are you even listening to me?
00:57:04no mom
00:57:05mom
00:57:05listen
00:57:06i'm sorry
00:57:06okay
00:57:07eva's my wife
00:57:08and i've made up my mind
00:57:09i'm not leaving her
00:57:12eva?
00:57:17eva's my wife
00:57:22good day
00:57:23oh thank you
00:57:24this is for you grandma
00:57:31oh wow
00:57:33that's so cool
00:57:33did you make it?
00:57:35uh derrick this is from eva
00:57:38oh thank you so much
00:57:40thanks god
00:57:41i'm glad you're here
00:57:45Oh!
00:57:46Oh!
00:57:47Damn, these are nice!
00:57:49Grandpa, language...
00:57:50Little ears.
00:57:56Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:58It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:00Here, I'll go with you. Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready? Ready?
00:58:04Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:06What do we got, guys?
00:58:07Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve!
00:58:13You never told me...
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:23Have we met before?
00:58:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:31I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:34Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:45I don't know what you're talking about. Lots of people have birthmarks. They're very common.
00:58:48I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:52No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:56Maybe.
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Were the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No.
00:59:06I'm fine.
00:59:09Um...
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:14I got you this.
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:17Tis the season.
00:59:19Open it.
00:59:33Gloves.
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:59:40that's Christmas.
00:59:42You've already done so much for me, I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:45Okay.
00:59:48How do they feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:52Warm.
00:59:54Soft.
00:59:57Perfect.
01:00:02Thank you, Eva.
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom. She partied all the time.
01:00:12And...
01:00:13I got gifts.
01:00:14Plenty of them, but...
01:00:16Um...
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:20Nothing...
01:00:21Personal.
01:00:22Well, you deserve it.
01:00:24You're a good guy.
01:00:27And...
01:00:27Someday you'll...
01:00:29Find someone special...
01:00:31To...
01:00:32Spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:39What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here.
01:00:44I'm sorry.
01:00:48No.
01:00:49It's okay.
01:00:49No.
01:00:50No.
01:00:51No.
01:00:53No.
01:00:55No.
01:00:56No.
01:00:58No.
01:01:03No.
01:01:04No.
01:01:06No.
01:01:07No.
01:01:09No.
01:01:10You can't...
01:01:12If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:19Come on.
01:01:21I don't want you to stop.
01:01:28No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:41No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:46I don't want you.
01:01:47I don't want you to stop.
01:01:52I don't want you to stop.
01:01:55Oh, God, you were driving me fucking insane.
01:01:59Hunter!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:14She can't see us.
01:02:33Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08And you still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:17I am fine.
01:03:18I will have done.
01:03:20I am fine.
01:03:31He is right.
01:03:31And that's right.
01:03:39But you have to be guilty.
01:03:40I'm not.
01:03:40I am fine.
01:03:41You're to be guilty.
01:03:54Who is calling me to serve me?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:13Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:39You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:14So, it's just a goodbye.
01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:22Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:07No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:15I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:42If there's one thing you should know about your parents, try to get into the dad, you could tell the
01:07:45truth.
01:07:45Stay ten times.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59lady and gentlemen i am so sorry i need to go win back my family family boss you okay
01:08:07never better go get her max
01:08:14give it your best smile ah there he is maximus darling i have some prospects for you
01:08:23nice high society girls from the city oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:08:41maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming your son tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:49and i'll find you another you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not oh i work in
01:08:58waste management and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father
01:09:06what
01:09:20that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:26hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:09:34awesome i'll get them for you right away
01:09:37are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:43no no no i know what i want size seven oh biddy can't even walk but she wants three thousand
01:09:51dollar heels come on she wants the white shoes
01:10:00ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays um here let me help you
01:10:04come on she seems kind
01:10:16i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:10:21how do they feel well i love the style but it's too small i think i need a size up
01:10:28maybe my feet are still growing right away i'll be right back she's not only kind she's patient
01:10:38was i wrong about her
01:10:55are you gluing the heel back on
01:10:58well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:11:04that's just pure evil
01:11:09oh come on saint eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair i get paid commission
01:11:23i am not doing that vanessa
01:11:26see
01:11:28this is your whole problem
01:11:30this
01:11:31is why you'll always be broke
01:11:34i don't care if she can walk or not
01:11:37i'm not selling her joke
01:11:40she has to deal with people like this people who insult her all day i'm your manager
01:11:51sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:12:00did i stutter
01:12:06you don't have to fire me
01:12:09i quit
01:12:15i don't work here anymore
01:12:18listen
01:12:19don't buy the shoes
01:12:21they're broken spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:12:24you're a good person after all
01:12:28looks like i misjudged you
01:12:30i'm sorry
01:12:33why are you still here eva
01:12:35get out
01:12:42you're not disabled
01:12:43selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:48absolutely shameful
01:12:49who are you
01:12:51i am the chairwoman
01:12:53of the harrison group
01:12:55and the owner of this store
01:12:58you're eleanor harrison
01:13:00mother of the ceo
01:13:02i am
01:13:03and you my dear
01:13:05are fired
01:13:07what did i do
01:13:10you are a good person
01:13:13from now on
01:13:15this store is yours to run
01:13:19are you serious
01:13:23that's right
01:13:24don't be nervous child
01:13:27you are professional
01:13:29responsible
01:13:30far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:36you
01:13:37out
01:13:38i'll leave
01:13:42i'm leaving
01:13:45i
01:13:46i
01:13:47i feel like i'm dreaming
01:13:49no
01:13:50don't worry
01:13:51you're getting a promotion
01:13:53you deserve it my dear
01:13:57thank you
01:13:58first assignment
01:14:00i want that row
01:14:02and that row
01:14:03and the entire display case
01:14:06pack it all up
01:14:08and bring it to my house
01:14:09okay
01:14:11yeah
01:14:13once we're home
01:14:14i'll tell her
01:14:15i'm her mother-in-law
01:14:17i can't wait
01:14:18to finally meet
01:14:19my granddaughter
01:14:26she's the mother of ceo
01:14:28of course she lives like this
01:14:39mrs harrison
01:14:40i'm here with your delivery
01:14:45max
01:14:46eva
01:14:48what are you doing here
01:14:51i uh
01:14:51there you are eva
01:14:55wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:57my new daughter-in-law
01:15:01what are you
01:15:04that means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:15:10well i tried to tell you but
01:15:11stop
01:15:13and you
01:15:14you lied to me at the store
01:15:17you were both just testing me
01:15:19is this some sick game rich people play
01:15:21i'm sorry eva
01:15:23i thought you might be using my son
01:15:25just after his money
01:15:27but i was wrong
01:15:28eva please
01:15:29i don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:31not every working class girl
01:15:33is after your money
01:15:34how could you think that of me
01:15:36it's not like that dear
01:15:39eva what are you talking about
01:15:41mom
01:15:42what did you do
01:15:43i was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:46we're not together
01:15:48and i can't love something that was never real
01:15:54i made a horrible mistake
01:15:57what are you waiting for son
01:15:59go after her
01:16:04eva
01:16:04let me go
01:16:05i swear it's not what you think
01:16:07we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:09stop pretending like you care
01:16:10i'm not pretending
01:16:12okay i can't fake what we have
01:16:14and everything i've done for you
01:16:15and piper
01:16:16this is real
01:16:22touch my wife again
01:16:23and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:25max you came
01:16:27god you weren't driving me
01:16:29fucking insane
01:16:32i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:34a good father
01:16:35just say the word
01:16:40see
01:16:42stop fighting
01:16:45we belong together
01:16:48you're wrong
01:16:49wrong about what
01:16:52that you care
01:16:53or we belong together
01:16:54look i already told you
01:16:56we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:58now i held up my end of the deal
01:17:00and i met your mother
01:17:01like we discussed
01:17:03i want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:08eva
01:17:12eva
01:17:14i'm sorry maximus
01:17:15walking away is the only choice i have
01:17:24ow
01:17:26are you okay mommy
01:17:27yeah sweetie i'm fine
01:17:30come here
01:17:39no you're not fine
01:17:40you're sad
01:17:43i'm okay sweetie
01:17:47i miss daddy too
01:17:51i want max to be my real daddy
01:17:56don't you want to be with him
01:18:00love bug
01:18:02you're right
01:18:03what am i doing
01:18:04running like a coward
01:18:07i've always taught you to be brave
01:18:10now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:18:13i believe in you
01:18:15what are you gonna do mommy
01:18:17i know exactly what to say to him
01:18:22maximus deserves to know
01:18:24hyper is his daughter
01:18:32enough sulking
01:18:33go get your wife
01:18:35and my grandbaby back
01:18:37don't you think i want to
01:18:39she doesn't want me
01:18:41i didn't raise you to give up
01:18:43your daughter is still out there
01:18:44you can't abandon her
01:18:46mom you don't get it
01:18:48i made a deal with eva
01:18:50to play my wife
01:18:51and piper she was
01:18:53an added bonus
01:18:54what are you talking about
01:18:57i already ran a dna test
01:19:00hyper is your daughter
01:19:02what
01:19:03see for yourself
01:19:10i was right
01:19:12seven years ago
01:19:13new years that woman was eva
01:19:26eva
01:19:27hey
01:19:29daddy
01:19:31daddy
01:19:33piper
01:19:36i missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:44you came back
01:19:48i uh
01:19:51don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:58i uh
01:20:01i was scared
01:20:02but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:05because what we have is real
01:20:06and it's worth fighting for
01:20:09sweetheart i have
01:20:11something to tell you
01:20:13i have something to tell you too
01:20:17piper is your daughter
01:20:19you knew
01:20:20my sweet granddaughter
01:20:22mama
01:20:27i just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:20:29but you've known this whole time
01:20:31i was scared
01:20:32okay i didn't know if you were going to take her from me
01:20:35i didn't know how you were feeling
01:20:38how could you not know how i felt
01:20:51i love you eva
01:20:54i love you too
01:20:57i promise
01:20:58for the rest of my life
01:20:59i'm going to make it up to you
01:21:02as long as we're together
01:21:04it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:15will you marry me eva
01:21:17for real this time
01:21:19yes
01:21:21yes of course i'll marry you
01:21:35looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas
01:21:37and the christmas after that
01:21:39and forever
01:21:42i wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:49who's that
01:21:52eva
01:21:54take me back
01:21:57i'm sorry
01:21:58i struck your tire
01:22:02looks like i have to take out the trash
01:22:04again
01:22:08no
01:22:09not funny
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