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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 - Episode 04: Rose
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:30Not anything.
00:30What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:32You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:34What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:41I need you.
01:00The center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff beats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:11Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a hat-track.
01:16What should I do now or with the second?
01:19Because, I don't know, less second is more fun, but...
01:24Rosanoff scores!
01:26Hollander's really going to want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:39My moon, my man, so changeable and such a lovable end to me.
01:47My care, my coat, leave on a high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:54Hot on my sleeve, not where it should be.
01:59The songs I don't care about again.
02:03My moon's my face, what day in the face?
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light, share some light on me, please.
02:18Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:21All right, and that's the freeze camera.
02:23All right.
02:24Shoot!
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02:26Use your space!
02:29We'll grab from here.
02:32Sorry, okay, I'm close.
02:51All right.
02:54Yeah, yeah.
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:23What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:26Yeah, yeah.
03:28Whoop.
03:34Whoop.
03:37Whoop.
03:39Whoop.
03:50Whoop.
03:52Whoop.
03:53My man.
03:57My brother.
04:01My man.
04:02All right Shane you're good, you're ready to go?
04:04Yeah, am I watching? Just a good thing we're doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane. Over your shoulder.
04:09That's great, okay? Take a look through the camera. Directly to the camera.
04:12Get that mark, give me that pose. That's it.
04:44Can we call it a dynasty? Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year
04:52in a row.
04:52Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
05:04There's no way I'm good. Take it slow, take it easy on me. It's just a light, it's just a
05:12light on me, please.
05:13Take it slow, take it easy on me. It's just a light, it's just a light on me, please.
05:45I like it. It's just a model of bullying because he was the worst player.
05:49I've never seen you. No hand-eye-cork.
06:02Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple.
06:13Sorry, Shane, can we... Yeah, sorry. We're gonna roll now? Okay, that's right. Okay.
06:18Wow, that's the stuff, that's the money, my friend.
06:20I would, you would love my man.
06:47She's what?
06:48Pregnant? Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man, you gotta work on your lying.
06:56Hayden, what great news. Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
06:59No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome, man. Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:05Ruby, Emma, slow down!
07:07No, I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
07:09Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:13How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:19So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Geez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left in me.
07:27You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:30Was it Jennifer?
07:32Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:33You ever hit that?
07:34Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag, you are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:44Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not...
07:51I mean, she's...
07:52I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:56So, um...
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:00Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:05I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay, come on, man.
08:13Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay, good. Jackie will be happy.
08:18We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food
08:22and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Maybe you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:34Um, excuse me.
08:36Are you Shane Hollander?
08:38Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um...
08:43I kinda have my hands full at the moment.
08:47Um...
08:47Could you hold his baby for him, please,
08:49so we can get a picture?
08:53Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
08:59Yeah, and second...
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh!
09:03You're the worst one!
09:04You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:10That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:12Daddy!
09:13Nark!
09:14Nark!
09:17Nark!
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:28It's my favorite place on Earth.
09:30And, uh, my parents' cottage,
09:31the one I grew up spending my summers at,
09:32is ten minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:34Well, maybe you decided to come back to see,
09:38and no matter what.
09:40Sorry.
09:41It's such a shame that I'm not in trouble.
09:43I'm not in trouble.
09:44Mm-hmm.
09:46Зато он действительно красавчик, да?
09:55Ты с кем-то сейчас встречаешься?
09:59Ревнуешь?
10:00Нет.
10:02Ты же меня знаешь.
10:05То есть ничего серьезного?
10:07Нет.
10:11Даже не с Джейн?
10:15Что?
10:16Вы уже несколько лет переписываетесь.
10:18Я думала, может быть, это что-то серьезное
10:21или что-то типа того.
10:25Ничего серьезного.
10:27Вообще.
10:31Окей.
10:32Саша передает привет.
10:44Я решила выглядеть сейчас.
10:46Я хочу, как и анд perfectly,
10:49очень-очень.
10:50И то, что еще с другом?
11:02Что-то.
11:03Я-очень.
11:04Я же вернусь в ней.
11:05Я его благодарю.
11:06Я не буду ждать.
11:06Так.
11:07Я не покажусь.
11:07Это не так.
11:11Это просто мой парень.
11:12Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I plan to. Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:48Go ahead. Take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're dirty.
11:56Wow.
11:58Wow.
12:00This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built, or do you know who did?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant.
12:09I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:42Oh, no.
12:43Oh, no.
13:00I should go.
13:06or you could stay
13:09stay
13:12yours tonight
13:15I'm not done with you
13:18and we have afternoon game tomorrow
13:20so no morning practice
13:22I told Hayden
13:24is it your mother?
13:26no
13:27he's not
13:28fuck off
13:29who cares what you told Hayden
13:40stay
13:43okay
13:46okay
13:48okay
14:10I'm hungry
14:11for what?
14:13for food
14:14hey
14:30you like tuna melt?
14:33you want to make me tuna melts?
14:35I was going to make one for me
14:36I can make two
14:40you head to Florida
14:41after this right?
14:43yeah right after the game
14:44Tampa then sunrise
14:45then we go to Dallas
14:47and St. Louis
14:47ah
14:48all the hot spots
14:52ginger ale cold enough?
14:54yeah
14:54it's great
14:56good
14:58food will be ready soon
15:02Jesus Christ
15:04you know this guy
15:05Ryan Price?
15:06yeah
15:07from playing against him
15:08and not wanting to fight him
15:10you did a season with him
15:12right?
15:13he is not what you would think
15:15how so?
15:17like
15:18he's quiet
15:20doesn't talk
15:21keeps to himself
15:23not bad guy
15:24doesn't make friends
15:26well he gets traded
15:27every season
15:27tough to make friends
15:28that way
15:29and probably
15:30he wants to get traded again
15:31Buffalo is terrible
15:34yeah
15:35and their team sucks too
15:39and people say
15:40you're not funny
15:42they do?
15:42yeah
15:43they say you're boring too
15:44who says that?
15:46me
15:48what's your
15:49favorite city to play in?
15:51on the road?
15:53I like New York
15:55guys
15:55is New York
15:57they fucking hate me there
15:58they hate you everywhere
16:00they know
16:00not Florida
16:02he's full of Boston people
16:05and you?
16:07I like Ottawa
16:09cause it's my hometown
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg
16:12I'm happy they have a team again
16:16what?
16:17boring answers?
16:18yes
16:19well I like the hot places too
16:23hot like weather hot
16:24oh okay
16:26LA is hot
16:27hot women
16:30yeah sure
16:31I mean
16:31there are hot women everywhere
16:35there is a girl
16:36there is a girl
16:37I like you very much
16:37Svetlana
16:40oh
16:43she's old friend
16:44from Russia
16:45her father was
16:47famous goaltender
16:47of Soviet team
16:49she knows
16:50everything about hockey
16:53cool
16:54and she likes you
16:55very much
16:57oh
16:59that's nice
17:05so she's like
17:06your girlfriend?
17:07no no
17:08nothing like that
17:09she's old friend
17:11sometimes
17:12we fuck
17:13but
17:14she's busy these days
17:16you know
17:16new business
17:17selling fancy cars
17:19sounds perfect for you
17:22yes
17:22she's close to that
17:23right
17:27but what?
17:30but
17:30she's nothing more than that
17:32for either of us
17:35but
17:36it's nice to have
17:36regular woman like that
17:37around
17:39you think
17:40she's the only woman
17:40in Boston
17:41who'd sleep with you?
17:42no
17:43I think I will find
17:44someone else
17:49but
17:50you know me
17:51I'm easy
17:52so
17:56I don't know
17:56that's out of you at all
18:03no
18:03stay
18:04stay
18:04I'll get it
18:17you like them?
18:20yeah
18:22girls
18:25oh
18:25yeah sure
18:27of course I do
18:30I never heard about you
18:31with girls
18:33it's private
18:35right
18:36drive it
18:37I keep a lot of things private
18:39obviously
18:44I like girls
18:45yeah
18:46no shit
18:47but I also like you
18:51lucky me
18:53not this person
18:54of course
18:55of course not
18:56I'm boring
18:58but you have a good mouth
19:15I'll go
19:16do
19:16do
19:16have a good I
19:16have a good answer
19:18to you I
19:18have a good
19:20Dad, we talked about it yesterday.
19:23Dad!
19:25Dad!
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei.
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Are you alone?
19:37Is Polina there?
19:40Polina, she is your wife.
19:42Dad!
19:44Dad!
19:45Okay, calm down.
19:50I'll call him Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58Come on, he's a psycho.
20:00I'll pay you for that you've been there with him.
20:02Damn!
20:16You still hungry?
20:18No, thank you.
20:19That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25How was your father?
20:30Ah, you speak Russian now.
20:32I know the word for father.
20:51Hmm?
20:54Hmm?
20:57Hmm.
21:00Hmm.
21:02Hmm?
21:04Hmm?
21:04Hmm.
21:12Hmm?
21:15Hmm.
21:15Hmm.
23:18Fuck.
23:19Shane.
23:24Elliot.
23:25Oh my God.
23:46Oh my God.
23:50Oh my God.
23:55I should...
23:58I should go.
23:59I should go.
24:02I should stay.
24:05Hey, I can't...
24:07Team meeting in the morning that I forgot.
24:09So...
24:10Okay.
24:12You forgot team meeting.
24:14Thank you for the tuna milk.
24:16Mm-hmm.
24:18Um...
24:20Uh...
24:22I'm sorry.
24:24Just...
24:25I can't...
24:32I can't...
24:34I can't do this.
24:39Hollander.
24:40I can't do it.
24:43I can't do it.
24:46I can't do it.
24:54I can't do it.
25:08But see, I think.
25:09Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
25:15I do.
25:16Well, you absolutely love the money,
25:17and there are great seats.
25:18And they're next to a prince.
25:20Or...
25:20No, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training.
25:25Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:28I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
25:30All my time is scheduled.
25:31No, I just meant...
25:31I get, like, two weeks off a year.
25:33I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
25:35Trying to make conversation about what?
25:37Swedish politics?
25:39Okay.
25:40Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42We'll take this Chablis, please.
25:43Three glasses?
25:45Uh, ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that.
25:47Sparkling water?
25:49Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't.
25:55Not during the season.
25:58Shane.
26:01Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:04Why, because I don't want wine?
26:05Well, you just seem tense.
26:08I'm fine.
26:10Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:15just the three of us, would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go.
26:26You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want.
26:32We're just the parents.
26:33You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out,
26:39and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:44That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's think about London.
27:00Maybe it could be fun.
27:01I'm just going to use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:20Hey, man.
27:21Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to...
27:26Oh, bullshit.
27:27Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:28My buddy, Francois, the chef.
27:30You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant,
27:34and get this.
27:35JJ.
27:35The cast of the X-Squad movie
27:38they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:43Get down here.
27:43You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Tambou?
27:46I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch.
27:56Look at this.
27:58Okay, guys.
27:59This one never leaves his fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meatloaf.
28:07Do you have any ginger ale?
28:09I mean, I do.
28:11But...
28:12Actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander.
28:16Whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:28It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shit.
28:37A bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry is here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane.
29:35Wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:41Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:47I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:10Lied, Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18You getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats.
30:43No, not what I meant.
30:46Shane Hollander.
30:48Eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:55Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
31:06Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:14I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:32There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:48I was all right.
31:49I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Four of Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:05Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:12So this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17No.
32:17I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good.
32:31I'm so bad in it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:35I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:38Kind of different into winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
32:56Put it on your face and put it on my visa.
32:58Hey.
32:59Don't want you to go.
33:01To go.
33:02Get you my love.
33:04Take you inside to show you I'm real.
33:07I'm real.
33:09Hey.
33:09Blocked FM.
33:10Baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
33:13Pushed FM.
33:15Baby, you're gonna let me go.
33:16I will be taking you on the down.
33:19Way, way.
33:20On the down.
33:23On the down.
33:24Don't say fully, yeah.
33:25On the down.
33:27Say on the down.
33:29Yeah, fight.
33:30Roz.
33:31Roz, you gotta see this.
33:32You're gonna shit, man.
33:35So.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46What the fuck says it right there?
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:18And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
34:49wag about her new love, as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated
34:54ex-squad sequel.
34:55Well, these stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days,
34:59don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey!
35:05I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Here.
35:09Here.
35:10Here.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:14I stopped my talk.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:29and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
36:05Let's go!
36:06Come on!
36:07Let's go!
36:09Let's go!
36:21Let's go!
36:22Yeah!
36:27Let's go!
36:27Go get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
36:43but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need a good lead. Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal. We find a fucking club.
37:06Delby Bull!
37:08I'm on it.
37:10Jesus Christ.
37:11Yes.
37:19All the things you said, all the things you said I was mad.
37:32Hi, handsome.
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No, it wasn't, but you won.
37:42I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game, too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone,
37:48but it was a sweaty look.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:51I have no problem watching sweaty colors.
37:55Okay, I want to dance.
37:57I don't know, I'm beat.
37:58Come on, I never get to dance.
37:59Okay, that is a lie.
38:00Hey, I want to dance with Jane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:04Miles, get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about me.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:23All of interest is sad.
38:26All of interest is sad.
38:51And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
38:54They say it's my fault, but I wonder so much
38:56When I fly away, by the sun and the rain
38:59Coming over my face, worship me all the shame
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry me
39:04Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
39:10But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
39:15Running through my head
39:16Running through my head
39:17Running through my head
39:18Running through my head
39:18All the things she said
39:20Running through my head
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39:45Running through my head
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39:46Running through my head
39:46Running through my head
39:46All the things she said
39:47All the things she said
39:47All the things she said
39:48I want to do my head
39:50Running through my head
39:50Running through my head
39:51Running through my head
39:52Running through my head
39:53All the things she said
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43:20You
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