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The Beauty - Season 1 - Episode 08: Beautiful Brothers
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00:11For centuries, humanity has searched.
00:18Humanity, humanity has searched with great desperation seeking answers.
00:25Desperately seeking answers to the world's greatest and most confounding questions.
00:43For the greatest and most confounding questions that plague us.
00:48The limitations of our physical selves.
00:53Well, ladies and gentlemen.
00:58Today, we say no more.
01:03Say it with me.
01:05No more.
01:08No more limits.
01:11No more weakness.
01:14No more illness.
01:15No more age.
01:17No more sickness.
01:19No more ugly.
01:21No fucking more.
01:24Today, I present you the answer.
01:29The solution.
01:30The savior.
01:34The proof.
01:36Me.
01:44The new.
01:47And improved.
01:49Byron Force.
01:52Once.
01:54An old man.
01:56Staring mortality in the face.
01:59This.
01:59Riddled.
02:00With cancer.
02:01Cholesterol.
02:03Decay.
02:05Age.
02:07Now.
02:08This.
02:10With one.
02:12Simple.
02:13Injection.
02:14I met.
02:16I met.
02:16The new and improved version.
02:18Of myself.
02:23It is time.
02:25To meet the new improved versions of yourselves.
02:30It is time.
02:32To become.
02:35A beauty.
02:41Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life and my legs.
02:46I was told amputation was in my future.
02:49But not anymore.
02:51Thanks to the beauty.
02:55I'm living my best life.
02:58After a life filled with antidepressants and crummy therapists, I became a cop to help
03:02me cope with my big bone huskiness.
03:04Cursed by my family genes.
03:07Until now.
03:22Long ago, we were forced to leave our best selves behind.
03:26Aging.
03:27Illness.
03:28And nursing home food.
03:29Lie ahead.
03:30I can't even remember my own name.
03:32Alzheimer's is staring me in the face.
03:35As is another round of breast cancer.
03:38Life's not fair.
03:46No need to consult a doctor.
03:49The beauty and its aesthetic protector boosters are approved for everyone.
03:51Need help cleaning up your gooey sock?
03:54Or a soothing voice to hold you through those beautiful sweats?
03:57Visit thebeauty.com to find the package that's right for you.
04:01But don't wait.
04:02You've arrived at the intersection of life.
04:04Don't make the wrong turn.
04:06Get jabbed and feel fab today.
04:08Side effects include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, anal leakage, vegetable secretions, penile drip,
04:12calcified blood cheeks, heart palpitations, blindness, fever, secretive fever, and combustion
04:15ignition ketosis.
04:15If you find yourself inside a transition sack for more than six hours, call an ambulance.
04:18The corporation is not responsible for any side effects, death, bodily harm caused by this
04:21treatment.
04:21By ingesting your forfeit class action rights and agreeing to lifetime secret arbitration
04:25at the discretion of the corporation.
04:26Or that follow a
05:39You need to eat something.
05:42In here, are you fucking insane?
05:46Why are they doing this to us?
05:48Maybe they don't know what to do with us.
05:50Maybe we're a danger to society because we're contagious.
05:55Maybe some twisted social experiment.
05:58Yeah, maybe a little bit.
06:00Here, take this.
06:01You're only one day out of the sack and the fruit's going to be out any second.
06:04I don't care.
06:04I'd rather starve to death than rot in here forever.
06:09When that girl exploded, a piece of her got into my mouth.
06:18I tasted her.
06:23I think that's how I caught it.
06:26Whatever this is.
06:30I can't see my face, but it feels different.
06:35You know?
06:36You're very good looking.
06:38I don't know.
06:43So are you.
06:47You're beautiful.
06:50I always wanted to be that.
06:53Have someone call me that.
06:55I never was.
06:59Come on!
07:00Come on, get up.
07:04Move!
07:14Fuck!
07:19No!
07:21Here, take my...
07:22You're fine.
07:22You're fine.
07:23All this way.
07:24Fuck this!
07:25Bearing, bearing.
07:26Oh my God!
07:26You hear me?
07:28Satisfaction.
07:28Let me the fuck out of here!
07:30I want to go home!
07:31Please.
07:32You need to listen to me.
07:33I don't belong in here.
07:34You've got to calm down.
07:35None of us belong in here.
07:45Stand back.
07:47Relax.
07:48They're here to save us.
07:49We're in position.
07:52Copy that.
07:55Execute.
07:57No.
07:58No.
08:08Never три.
08:09No.
08:10perdu.
08:15Stand back.
08:16Stop.
08:17Stand back.
08:17Stand back.
08:17No.
08:18Stand back.
08:21No.
08:24Hold it.
08:24Hold on.
08:25Wait.
08:25Random человек.
08:25Stand back.
08:34I don't know.
09:11Hey, now what the fuck wrong with you, huh?
09:14Pushing and glitching and shit?
09:15Come on, Jane.
09:16You gotta be smarter.
09:17Please try it, dear God.
09:18These two are blinking like idiots.
09:21Communicating.
09:21Morse code.
09:22They think they're so fucking smart.
09:24Who the fuck is Morse and what's the goddamn code?
09:26This is what I'm saying, young grasshopper.
09:28It's about awareness.
09:30Surroundings.
09:31Entrances.
09:31Exits.
09:32Eyes.
09:33Threats.
09:34I'm only a threat if you make me one.
09:36You're just itching to finish what we started in there, huh?
09:39Wow.
09:40Sassy.
09:41Defensive.
09:44Your one-eyed friend is profiling like a very nervous pup right now.
09:47It's just how my man is.
09:48You know, these two lovebirds, they're flustered, you know, because they're stuck in the land
09:52of heavy petting and dry humping.
09:54Look at you.
09:55Probably got calluses all over that thing waiting for this pussy to pass safety inspection.
09:59I mean, if he loved you, he'd just go for it, right?
10:03You'd just be going in dick first, ask questions later.
10:06You should be deep-diving, backstroking, and super-soaking in that pool.
10:09Not on you, man.
10:10Super-soaking.
10:10Best thing that ever happened to me was getting infected.
10:12I'm just saying.
10:13100%.
10:15Come on, Cooper.
10:19You know, you got a face like a catcher's bed.
10:21I mean, you're the only one here who hasn't turned pretty yet, so water's warm.
10:26Come on in.
10:27About to get real fucking warm from what I hear.
10:31Did he tell you how this thing works?
10:34I bet he left out a few details.
10:36All right, here they go.
10:37Here they go with the routine.
10:38Play one against the other, and all that blinking was them hatching the plan.
10:42They pinned you as the weak one, mocking you, Jay.
10:47You're going to let him disrespect you like that?
10:50You're going to let him treat you like an idiot?
10:51This thing's a death sentence.
10:53Even if it wasn't, you really think there's a version of any of this where you just walk out alive.
10:59Oh.
11:00Oh, he really doesn't know, does he?
11:02I guess they're just going to let him pop, like all the others.
11:06Hey!
11:08No more eyes, no more lips, no more motherfucking bullshit.
11:13You hear me?
11:14You understand?
11:15Hmm?
11:25All I know is y'all better stop fucking around with me.
11:35Hey.
11:36What's she talking about?
11:37Am I really going to pop?
11:39Just listen to me, okay?
11:42Fucking listen to these two.
12:03No time!
12:05Well, they're all yours, gentlemen and Joy.
12:09I'm kind of bummed that I wanted those two to myself, but I do love a good edge in denial
12:14session.
12:19Do you fellas mind if I watch?
12:22Remember what I told you?
12:24Flattery, but no sign of desperation.
12:28Desperation triggers disdain and you'll never recover.
12:33Dad.
12:34Dad.
12:41Byron.
12:42Aren't you going to say happy birthday to our dear Gunther?
12:46I'm sorry.
12:49You two have been institutionalized for so long I can't tell you apart.
12:53Who's the birthday boy?
12:54Who's the birthday boy?
12:54Is it bald and fat?
12:55Or is it the one that looks like a 7-Eleven bag filled with bones?
13:00You know, it doesn't matter.
13:01None of this matters.
13:02Oh, no, no, no.
13:03Steak.
13:04Well done.
13:05Thousand Island on the side.
13:06Please.
13:07Is she new?
13:08She's new.
13:09Must be.
13:11The fuck is that?
13:13Oh, whoa.
13:14Well, uh, the boys, they want to tell you something important.
13:18Please.
13:23We, uh, we really love and appreciate what you've done for us.
13:28Yeah, yeah.
13:28We want to cut the cord.
13:30Stand on our own.
13:32By starting our own company.
13:33Based on a big idea.
13:35I can't miss big idea.
13:37I mean, today might be my birthday, but really we wanted to take this moment and give our
13:41greatest gift to you, Dad.
13:44Cut the shit.
13:45How much is this going to cost me?
13:48Come on.
13:48Come on.
13:49Continue.
13:49Continue.
13:51You're in on this.
13:53You're in on this.
13:54Uh, uh, presenting...
14:00Abroha.
14:00The world's first streaming service for bros.
14:05What exactly does such a service provide?
14:08Speedboats.
14:09Golf stuff.
14:10Boobs.
14:10Cigar content.
14:12Wow.
14:13I mean, wow.
14:14This...
14:15I have to tell you, I am relieved.
14:19I was terrified this was going to be some kind of insane idea, like going to the backyard
14:24and lighting 20 billion dollars on fire.
14:27But this...
14:31This...
14:31Is so much more sensible.
14:35How long have you two been clean?
14:43Ah, yeah.
14:44Forget it.
14:45I...
14:46You know, I met a progeria case the other day.
14:49Delightful young girl.
14:50On death's door.
14:52And she had a more promising trajectory in life than you two.
14:57Byron, stop it!
14:58Please!
14:59Stop it!
15:00Do you know what I really want?
15:01What I really want?
15:03Yes.
15:03Sons that I don't have to deny exist.
15:07You could feed a large country with the amount of money I have spent trying to produce a DNA test
15:14that proves that I am not related to either of you.
15:18I'm at wit's end here, fellas!
15:23Now get the fuck out!
15:30Flawed as they may be, I love them with my whole heart.
15:34I want to love them.
15:37We gave them the world.
15:45And they flopped.
15:46No, Byron.
15:48Your love was conditioned.
15:51Oh!
15:51Like any transaction in your life.
15:55No.
15:55Yes.
15:58My work has always been my true offspring.
16:03I knew that.
16:04And my favorite child is about to be all grown up.
16:07We're gonna be beaming down on every streamable device on the planet.
16:12A full two-hour takeover.
16:14Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, TikTok.
16:21We're going global, babe.
16:27We're going to be in the air.
16:28Wake up, fuckhead.
16:29Welcome to hell.
16:38These are the people from the Condé Néa situation
16:42There's supposed to be a quarantine zone
16:44Yeah, it doesn't look like one
16:46Unless we want to end up like these guys
16:47We need to start thinking fast
16:49Hey, they fucked you
16:51Whoever had you doing their dirty work
16:53Didn't give a shit about you in the end
16:54We gotta move
16:55I trusted him
16:57There's never your enemies you have to worry about
16:58Oh, what a fucking trip, man
17:00We're about to die
17:02What did they give Mopey over here?
17:05Fuck you!
17:06Wow, look who's finally grown a set of balls
17:09You know, you two?
17:10Such a good team
17:10No idea how you got discarded into this shit suit
17:12Fuck you
17:13Reality check, dumbass
17:14You're in here because they want you dead
17:16Same as us
17:17This whole shit has been fucked from the jump, hasn't it?
17:22Hasn't it?
17:26Fuck, man
17:28Oh, what a fucking trip
17:32God, I trusted you with everything
17:36You never gave a shit about me, huh?
17:39Be honest
17:40For fucking once
17:42You never gave a shit about me
17:44God, I trusted you with everything
17:47You know what's fucking hilarious?
17:49Why are you stringing me along with this
17:51With this father-son
17:52Take the lead, bullshit
17:53You're the one that got fucked with your old bitch ass
17:57If you want my help
17:58I suggest a speedy change in tone
18:07Hey!
18:08Hey!
18:09I fucking trusted you!
18:10I fucking trusted you!
18:11Shit!
18:13You two fucking idiots
18:14Want to look around?
18:15Unless you want to be littered with bullets
18:17I suggest you calm the fuck down
18:18And think
18:19We've got to find a way out of here
18:34Wait, wait, wait, wait!
18:35Wait, wait, wait!
18:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
18:37Agent Madison
18:43Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't fucking touch him.
18:46Hey, no, no, no, don't take him, can I get off of him?
18:49It's okay.
18:50Now put me back for you.
19:03It's okay.
19:04It's okay.
19:06It's okay.
19:11What now, huh?
19:20But space colonization is critical to the survival of the human race.
19:25In like a thousand years.
19:27Right now, it's a hellscape of hazards up there for humans.
19:31For years, we've been launching rockets, prepping vehicles, habitats.
19:36Our first Mars exploratory launch is in six weeks.
19:40Okay, well, feel free to launch your fat ass up there.
19:42And take Katie with you.
19:43You guys can take up some space.
19:45Look, it's expensive.
19:46It's messy.
19:48It's loud.
19:48It's complicated.
19:49It's time-consuming.
19:50And I realized it's stupid.
19:54But you are so passionate about this.
19:57About protecting mankind.
19:59Yes.
19:59And then I realized it's going to benefit future generations.
20:04And not me.
20:06Not me at all.
20:09Look, I am pouring copious amounts of capital into something that will benefit humanity.
20:16Perfected, even.
20:17Today.
20:20So...
20:32You're not seriously pulling the plug on me, too, are you?
20:37You can't tell me you didn't see this coming.
20:39I mean, you had to have noticed my interest in your project waning for months.
20:43i never know what you're interested in these days yeah you know why
20:46because you spend all day playing with robots you have the emotional iq of a stockpot
20:57this is not just a job to me byron this is my life what we are working on together
21:04in my division can help humanity it can help global warming it's a business a competition
21:13it was a bake-off and you lost you're seriously choosing ray and his fountain of youth
21:18bullshit he's better he's faster he's willing to break things he's a bit milquetoast for my taste
21:25but the guy gets results i gave up everything for this i gave up my husband any chance for having
21:32children i have given you everything i have we have a good story on paper this titan of industry
21:40develops internet weirdo who sees humanity and machines some stories have a shit ending
21:52i know you
21:56and i know you know how deeply flawed ray's work is
22:01he's reckless he doesn't account for variables organics is wild it's imprecise it's impossible to
22:12tame you lost he won it's over
22:22you know the biggest surprise here is how much i fell for your
22:25bullshit wow
22:33we still have several deacons out in the wild learning collecting data repurpose them
22:39whatever no you know actually leave them out there i want to see how long it takes for people to
22:46find them
22:47dollar to donut says some sad sack fuck is already engaged to one
22:54uh-oh that is a knockless entry time to go robot lady all the lawyers button things up
23:07my work has power that you haven't even bothered to understand and we are closer than you think you
23:12pull the plug and i will take my talents elsewhere and you will regret it
23:17okay conveniently i have this non-compete agreement that you signed right here that dictates that all
23:30patents and physical products revert to me
23:39you walk out the door you start from scratch
23:48you know what that that's a bit draconian even for me i'll give you another shot
23:55throw your best hail mary on
24:00ten percent of the budget and when you fail you're done
24:10nice suit
24:35you need to let me the fuck out of here
24:55who are you
24:58someone who also did what he was told
25:02i had a sick child
25:05i did what i was told and i got what i wanted
25:09that's a child it's a cow i don't understand
25:15you understand my daughter's situation
25:25mayor
25:30you motherfucker do as you're told
25:33you fucking sold us out
25:35do as you're told
25:36fuck you
25:37mayor
25:38mayor let us out of here
25:40do as you're told
25:41mayor you piece of shit
25:42mayor let us out of here mayor
25:44mayor
25:45do as you're told
26:02oh
26:03oh no
26:03out of seizing crab again
26:05no
26:07it's two boys
26:08what about them
26:09the stress of building a bro
26:12addiction got hold of them and it got a bad batch
26:14oh my
26:16fentanyl has them in a ventilator at the hospital
26:20i have the plane being refueled as we speak so we can be by their side
26:24well i'm sure a lifetime of cheetos and pharma cocktails has them prepped and ready for this fight
26:31byron
26:33this might be the last time we ever see them
26:37how many times have you said that
26:39really please take a moment
26:41cow
26:43cow
26:44relax
26:46i knew you'd want to see them
26:48of course i want to see them
26:49so i brought them here instead
26:51what a matter of fact how
26:52my way
27:04you didn't
27:06i did
27:09mom
27:10it's tig
27:12tiger
27:13mama
27:15gone there
27:18but you're black
27:20how is that possible
27:22i was wondering the same thing
27:24turns out i'm five percent nigerian
27:28the beauty is an unpredictable and fascinating disruptor
27:35how okay so you were busy taking your sound bath
27:40and despite my repeated attempts to be removed from their emergency contact forms
27:45they managed to get a hold of me
27:47oh no
27:47so i saved them
27:49yeah mom we're like
27:51cured
27:51i mean i have abs
27:54i feel incredible i i'm like i'm kind of like drake
27:56i've never felt better
27:57believe it or not i'm six martinis deep right now and you can't even tell
28:00impressive huh
28:01they're like gorgeous
28:04high efficiency garbage machines
28:07far better suited to withstand a lifestyle they could not divorce themselves from
28:11i mean they're metabolically perfect
28:13i'm excited honestly i've been wondering how much a human body can tolerate post transformation
28:20who better to redline test these things than our boys
28:26i i am so grateful to have you back in whatever form
28:31i love you as a day you were born
28:35i might even be open to a christmas card this year
28:40i think how woke will look
28:43a benetton campaign no
28:46your acts of malice were tolerated as long as you left the boys alone a line has been crossed
28:55i'm sorry
28:58i'm struggling to hear the thank you in there thank you
29:03i saved them
29:05we should be celebrating
29:07i'm changing the world let's let's let's pop a cork or two and go upstairs
29:13let's bring you over to the other side
29:16we can be one big beautiful family
29:20mom he's right
29:22it really works you should try it
29:24oh no
29:26come on don
29:27oh we got her
29:30my love
29:32the natural order will have a say
29:37you forced my hand like never before
29:42i will ensure that vengeance greets you until my last dying breath you have been warned
30:05i'm okay i'm okay
30:07are you okay
30:07i'm okay
30:08yo 5-0 what's the deal they asking me in there
30:15i think mary's trying to save us
30:20mary williams our boss yes that was him he's been affected voluntarily
30:28oh my god hey what are they saying they're gonna kill us or like shut the
30:32fuck up this is a fuck's more fuck than i thought listen i think something crazy is about to happen
30:38and i need you to trust me
30:43of course i trust you i love you
30:51i love you too
31:18come with me
31:21jump up
31:26do as we're told
31:30let's go
31:32all of you let's go
31:37i know that's insane hey
31:40trust me
31:48what do we do
31:53do what you told
32:00all package is secured ready for extraction
32:04let's go
32:05let's go
32:10oh
32:12do
32:12what do
32:12what do
32:12oh
32:12yeah
32:12what do
32:40what do
32:40what do
32:40what do
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