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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:11I don't want you to stop.
00:01:13I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I don't want you to stop.
00:01:54I don't want you to stop.
00:01:55And I'll have you in the bathroom last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:04Maximus.
00:02:06Can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:14Mom I need to go now I have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:26Seven years why can't I ever find you? Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl boss, it's been years
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now your best sir
00:02:50But first we found her fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and
00:02:56Sir make sure you use an alias. We can't have her knowing the Harrison group CEO or she'll jack up
00:03:01the price good
00:03:03Finally I can get my mother off my back
00:03:07Hi
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please and one hot chocolate. I
00:03:13Can't wait to finally meet my new daddy now auntie Deborah and Pamela. I can't say I have no daddy
00:03:20anymore
00:03:22Sweetie remember. It's just pretend. It's just for Christmas. Oh mommy. Why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's
00:03:28my real one?
00:03:30Uh
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older. Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy! Oh, what?
00:03:58Daddy! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:06Oh
00:04:07Mommy, hurry! Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average looking guy. He's gorgeous
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right? Hi, my name's Hyper. What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid. Max, Aurelius. Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details
00:04:53of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays. I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:01So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:18That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:09Is that fresh?
00:06:09T-Finger's.
00:06:12Go for it.
00:06:17You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:33Piper is supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:42okay I think we got it oh I need some photos of us together too to prove to my parents
00:06:50that I'm
00:06:50actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
00:07:03happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:15bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:19bailed last minute wait she bailed then who is
00:07:26who is she whatever it doesn't matter I've got what I need
00:07:34Sam don't worry about it I already found someone
00:07:43okay well I think it's time for us to go Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:47Christmas shopping I should come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your
00:07:53family
00:07:54plan I think I should have some say in the gifts we'll make it more believable
00:08:02fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:12let's go which mall we going to
00:08:14um let's go to that one
00:08:16oh let's go to the bank
00:08:22oh what the actual fuck
00:08:29Sam is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:34get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:40she does kind of look like him
00:08:45so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:50here let me get this
00:08:53I'm gonna love you Max
00:08:56oh so I was uh thinking that since we're married
00:09:01we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them
00:09:07okay should we use our tongues or
00:09:10no no definitely not and absolutely no
00:09:13sex
00:09:14yes
00:09:16strictly business
00:09:18anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:22what afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:32let's go
00:09:39here
00:09:40what are you doing
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:45well I'm not your woman
00:09:47and this isn't a real relationship
00:09:48and I don't want your money
00:09:52attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5550% off pies
00:09:56quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies I hear this right
00:10:00they're the best kind
00:10:01hurry up and go
00:10:02go what are you standing here for
00:10:06hello there
00:10:07hi
00:10:07you ready
00:10:08yes yeah just these things
00:10:09okay great
00:10:11we have a holiday special today
00:10:12spend 500 get 10% off
00:10:15and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:18oh great yeah
00:10:19what do you have that's just 15 bucks
00:10:22will you get a move on
00:10:24I just got here relax
00:10:26yeah yeah
00:10:30here this will do the trick
00:10:31okay thank you
00:10:34hurry up and pay
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:40you can wait your turn
00:10:45thank you
00:10:46damn
00:10:47my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:54oh wait wait wait not the pies
00:10:56not the pies
00:10:57you can just set those on top
00:11:03hi guys
00:11:05gonna hand you
00:11:06all these pies
00:11:11of course
00:11:12thank you so much
00:11:14of course I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:15thank you
00:11:16she bought all 12 pies
00:11:18don't worry I have enough for everybody
00:11:20just to give it away
00:11:21yeah
00:11:22thank you
00:11:23merry christmas
00:11:29what
00:11:30you do that often
00:11:32as often as I can
00:11:38we should go
00:11:39we gotta pick up paper
00:11:43watch out
00:12:03you done feeling me up
00:12:06shut up
00:12:07oh sorry I was just in character
00:12:09wifey
00:12:09well stay out of character
00:12:11until christmas
00:12:17and don't be late
00:12:29Harrison group
00:12:31do you do construction
00:12:32for them or something
00:12:34sort of
00:12:35not that I'm judging
00:12:36I just
00:12:37need to get my story straight
00:12:38or my mom will eat
00:12:39both of us alive
00:12:41why don't we say that you do
00:12:42mid-level management
00:12:43for Harrison group
00:12:44I think that's respectable
00:12:47can we pick another company
00:12:48no
00:12:50Harrison group is perfect
00:12:51and they'll find it impressive
00:12:53my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:54so
00:12:55it's perfect
00:13:00oh and uh
00:13:01wear something nice
00:13:02for christmas dinner
00:13:03don't worry
00:13:04okay I clean up nicely
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:09too much
00:13:30let's go Sam
00:13:32it's time to check out
00:13:33it's time to check out
00:13:33the new HQ site
00:13:34hold on
00:13:35you're covered in water
00:13:36and you have a hair
00:13:37on your shoulder
00:13:37and it's not yours
00:13:40it's my daughter's
00:13:42daughter's
00:13:43give me a DNA test
00:13:45for that little girl
00:13:46that he's with
00:14:01hey there they are
00:14:02hey
00:14:03nice meeting
00:14:05aw
00:14:06dad
00:14:07so much you made it
00:14:08aw
00:14:09we missed you
00:14:10so
00:14:11where's this mysterious
00:14:13husband we heard all about
00:14:14he's coming
00:14:15please don't tell me
00:14:17Maximus bailed
00:14:18good good good
00:14:20so
00:14:20heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:14:23when's he arriving
00:14:25aw
00:14:25it's probably just some story
00:14:27she cooked up
00:14:28to stop people talking
00:14:29poor thing
00:14:30not surprising
00:14:32I mean
00:14:32she's 30
00:14:33once a woman hits that age
00:14:35you become undateable
00:14:36plus a kid looks so bad
00:14:39on dating apps
00:14:42this is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:46Auntie Pamela
00:14:47Debbie
00:14:48my dating life
00:14:49quite frankly is none of your concern
00:14:51we're only worried about you
00:14:53all these years without a husband
00:14:56zip it Pamela
00:14:58you know you always spoiled her rotten
00:15:01and look what happened
00:15:02she got knocked up out of wedlock
00:15:04raising a kid all alone
00:15:06I'm not alone
00:15:07mm-hmm
00:15:08and what does this mysterious husband do
00:15:14he's a manager
00:15:15manager
00:15:16of what
00:15:18trash
00:15:20probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:24you don't have to lie to us Eva
00:15:27actually
00:15:30he's right here
00:15:33oh wow
00:15:35wow
00:15:36he is really good looking
00:15:39ah must be AI
00:15:41mm-hmm
00:15:42congratulations Eva
00:15:44on your photoshop skills
00:15:45thank
00:15:46that's enough
00:15:47she's our daughter
00:15:48and your niece
00:15:49show some respect
00:15:51remember last year
00:15:52when I introduced you
00:15:54to my husband's nephew
00:15:55William
00:15:56and you turned him down
00:15:57well guess what
00:15:59William works for the Harrison group now
00:16:02makes 500 grand
00:16:04a year
00:16:05that's half a million
00:16:07half a million
00:16:08girls are lining up for him
00:16:10all the way to New York
00:16:12and speak of the devil
00:16:17Willie you made it
00:16:29there you are
00:16:31oh look at you now
00:16:33living the dream
00:16:35oh just think Eva
00:16:37well you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:40had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:43so married huh
00:16:45is it serious
00:16:48that's what marriage is
00:16:49it's pretty serious
00:16:51wow
00:16:52you must have rushed the time they're not huh
00:16:54makes sense though
00:16:55you not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:59dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:17:01a bullet dodged Willie
00:17:04meanwhile you're climbing the Harrison group ladder
00:17:07that's right
00:17:09just bought this brand new suit
00:17:11my Christmas bonus
00:17:13women love a man in red
00:17:15sexy like Santa Claus
00:17:18when I sit on my lap
00:17:20don't touch me
00:17:21oh so entitled
00:17:23Williams a successful man of taste not waste
00:17:27and yet for some reason
00:17:29he's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:32I mean look at that car
00:17:34could your husband afford anything even close to that
00:17:37think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:39with all my Harrison group money
00:17:41ditch your nobody husband
00:17:43and marry me instead
00:17:45I wouldn't marry you
00:17:47if you were the last man on earth
00:17:53my mom would never marry
00:17:55she already has a husband
00:17:56and he's going to kick your butt
00:18:01is that so
00:18:03well then
00:18:04where is he
00:18:05because
00:18:06I don't see him
00:18:07does anyone see him
00:18:11now
00:18:11just like I thought
00:18:13telling lies
00:18:15just like mommy
00:18:16that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:18and let me show you
00:18:20what happens
00:18:21naughty children
00:18:25hey
00:18:25mommy
00:18:26are you okay
00:18:28see your hands
00:18:29oh my god
00:18:30I'm going to take her in
00:18:31and get her packed up
00:18:32okay
00:18:32come on
00:18:33let's go
00:18:35what the hell's the matter with you
00:18:37how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter
00:18:42let me go
00:18:43now why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:46when I'm having such a good time
00:18:48let me go
00:19:03touch my wife again
00:19:05and I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:11Max you came
00:19:12don't worry sweetie
00:19:16where's Piper
00:19:18William Hitter
00:19:19mom dead have taken her inside
00:19:21well it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:19:24well well well
00:19:25if it isn't a waste marriage
00:19:27or I've been hearing so much about
00:19:29that's right
00:19:32now I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:35oh
00:19:36Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:38it's an honor to meet you
00:19:39I'm Max
00:19:40Eva told us all about you
00:19:42from New York
00:19:43polite
00:19:43handsome
00:19:45just like she said
00:19:47wow
00:19:48he was an AI
00:19:49see
00:19:51he's real
00:19:52and he's more of a man here
00:19:53than William would ever dream to be
00:19:55you son of a bitch
00:19:56you just ruined my suit
00:19:58and watch the way that you drive that
00:20:00that pristine automobile
00:20:02that
00:20:02car
00:20:03oh my god
00:20:05that's worth more than a house
00:20:07that car
00:20:08it was all over the news
00:20:09when the
00:20:10CEO of the Harrison group bought it
00:20:13wait
00:20:14are you
00:20:19like I said
00:20:20I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:22and that's all he needs to know
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:26you really are a criminal aren't you
00:20:28you stole it
00:20:30that car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:32Jesus
00:20:33how did he get away with it
00:20:35that's what I want to know
00:20:37enough
00:20:37please
00:20:40I trust my daughter
00:20:42she would never marry a criminal
00:20:45Max
00:20:46be honest with me
00:20:47where did that car come from
00:20:50I'm just a point for it
00:20:51I'll pay you
00:20:52more money than you'd make
00:20:54in three lifetimes
00:20:55sir
00:20:56you need a breath man
00:21:00all right that's it
00:21:01I'm calling the cops
00:21:02oh way ahead of you
00:21:04wait
00:21:05what
00:21:06are you feeling nervous Eva
00:21:09oh well
00:21:10too late
00:21:18listen hon
00:21:19I believe you
00:21:20but
00:21:21how could
00:21:22Max
00:21:22afford a car like that
00:21:24Mr. Smith
00:21:25don't worry
00:21:26it's my car
00:21:27okay
00:21:27it's not stolen
00:21:28yeah
00:21:29if it's yours
00:21:30then prove it
00:21:31thank you
00:21:32cops will be here
00:21:33in 15 minutes
00:21:34enjoy Christmas
00:21:36behind bars
00:21:36okay
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:38but then you have to get lost
00:21:40and never show your face
00:21:42around my wife
00:21:42or child again
00:21:43oh
00:21:44so you're a tough guy
00:21:45huh
00:21:46well I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:48loser
00:21:48say one more word
00:21:50and I'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:54Jesus
00:21:54maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:57it's kind of sexy though
00:22:00here
00:22:01title and proof of ownership
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20just play along
00:22:23very Christmas Willie
00:22:24now get the fuck out of here
00:22:26before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:28yes sir
00:22:29I'm so sorry sir
00:22:32please accept my serious apologies
00:22:43please
00:22:44that William
00:22:46what a jerk
00:22:48huh
00:22:48he fooled me
00:22:49what can I say
00:22:50let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:54oh now you don't want to ruin Christmas
00:22:56oh come on
00:22:57we were just looking out for you
00:22:59please forgive us Mr. Harrison
00:23:02you know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:04soon
00:23:05do you think that uh
00:23:06you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09a job at the Harrison group
00:23:11even in the mail room would open doors
00:23:13we are family aren't we?
00:23:15family takes care of each other
00:23:18if you guys want a job at the Harrison group
00:23:20you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:22Abigail
00:23:23come on
00:23:24talk to her for us
00:23:26didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29yeah
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:32my daughter is just far too busy
00:23:35for your best life
00:23:36my new son-in-law
00:23:38come on guys
00:23:39let's go in
00:23:40welcome to the family
00:23:44welcome
00:23:45come on
00:23:46come on
00:23:49this is your fault Pam
00:23:52you can't tell the difference between AI and reality
00:23:55my fault
00:23:56you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm
00:23:59William
00:24:09hey
00:24:10how do you have that car?
00:24:11and how do you know the CEO of Harrison group?
00:24:14and how do you
00:24:14I told you
00:24:15I work for Harrison group
00:24:16remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places
00:24:19a friend who just hands you keys
00:24:22to million dollar one of a kind luxury cars?
00:24:24yes
00:24:25it's the season of giving
00:24:26he knows people
00:24:28has connections
00:24:29he's a big deal
00:24:30kind of guy
00:24:32you're a crime boss aren't you?
00:24:34and you best not forget it
00:24:35capisce?
00:24:36oh my god
00:24:36just don't blow your cover
00:24:39dad
00:24:40mom
00:24:41thank you so much
00:24:42for letting Max and I
00:24:43stay in your home
00:24:44oh honey
00:24:45we're just so happy
00:24:47that you found such a
00:24:48handsome
00:24:49strong
00:24:50good looking
00:24:51I think they get it
00:24:53huh
00:24:55uh
00:24:56how's Piper?
00:24:57oh she's fine
00:24:58one of you guys
00:24:59just get settled in
00:25:00and we will go check on her
00:25:02and after your mom
00:25:03takes a cold shower
00:25:04we'll come back
00:25:05and finish decorating the tree
00:25:06great
00:25:07see you in a bit
00:25:08shall we?
00:25:10what are you doing?
00:25:13okay
00:25:14hey was that not a
00:25:16breach of contract?
00:25:20relax
00:25:20it was just a hug
00:25:23ugh
00:25:25we just got here
00:25:26and I'm already exhausted
00:25:27you'll be okay
00:25:28it's just one week
00:25:30kill me now
00:25:31well I would
00:25:32but
00:25:32I need to get paid
00:25:38what are you doing?
00:25:40that's weird
00:25:41they were so lovey-dovey
00:25:43just a second ago
00:25:44and
00:25:44I don't know
00:25:45something just fills off
00:25:47that's ridiculous
00:25:48I mean
00:25:49what do you want
00:25:50to do?
00:25:51make our promise
00:25:52to prove it?
00:25:53something like this
00:25:54mmm
00:25:55later
00:25:58let's go
00:26:02here we go
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in
00:26:07honey
00:26:07everything looks amazing
00:26:08and
00:26:09happy holidays
00:26:09to the newest member
00:26:11of our family
00:26:11Max
00:26:13aww
00:26:14welcome
00:26:15cheers
00:26:16thank you Miss Smith
00:26:17looks great
00:26:18aww
00:26:19just call me mom honey
00:26:20I had no idea
00:26:21what you liked
00:26:22so I just
00:26:23whipped up a little bit
00:26:24of everything
00:26:24but
00:26:25we all know
00:26:26what Eva's
00:26:27favorite Christmas dish
00:26:28is right?
00:26:29oh no
00:26:30mom's testing him
00:26:31she's trying to see
00:26:32if he's legit
00:26:33you mean to tell me
00:26:34you two are married
00:26:35and you don't even know
00:26:36my baby girl's
00:26:36favorite food?
00:26:40ow
00:26:40Eva
00:26:41sweetie
00:26:43kicking my foot
00:26:44oh sorry mom
00:26:46oh jeez
00:26:48it's okay
00:26:49look mom
00:26:50of course he knows
00:26:51and I would like
00:26:52to hear Max say it
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies
00:27:07did I hear this right?
00:27:09they're the best kind
00:27:11well of course
00:27:12it's pumpkin pie
00:27:14see
00:27:15are you happy now?
00:27:17that's good
00:27:18but something
00:27:18still fills off
00:27:19mom
00:27:20don't make it weird
00:27:21okay
00:27:22we had a
00:27:23whirlwind romance
00:27:25and we eloped
00:27:26before we got to know
00:27:27everything about each other
00:27:28but our marriage
00:27:29is real
00:27:29I guess your mom's
00:27:31just watching too many
00:27:32of those real
00:27:33short shows
00:27:34now those
00:27:35are quality
00:27:38okay
00:27:38well
00:27:39then answer this
00:27:41where's your wedding ring Eva?
00:27:44where's your wedding ring Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea
00:27:50to pick this up
00:27:51well
00:27:52um
00:27:52it's
00:27:54silly face
00:27:54dropped it outside
00:27:55on the sidewalk
00:27:57luckily I was there
00:27:58to pick it up for
00:27:59silly face
00:28:02I am not paying
00:28:03extra for this
00:28:04consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:07it's
00:28:07wowzers
00:28:08it's nice
00:28:10you can afford this
00:28:11on a waste manager's salary
00:28:12well believe it or not
00:28:14miss Smith
00:28:14there is a lot of garbage
00:28:16out there
00:28:16and I'm not just
00:28:17talking about William
00:28:19I'll bring to that
00:28:20I agree with you there
00:28:22so come on guys
00:28:23let's eat
00:28:24come on
00:28:30thank you
00:28:37and this is where
00:28:38y'all will be staying
00:28:39I have another room
00:28:41set up for Piper
00:28:43nice and festive for you
00:28:44no complications
00:28:47sorry honey
00:28:48uh mom
00:28:49you know what
00:28:49I should stay with Piper
00:28:50tonight
00:28:51oh honey
00:28:52newlyweds
00:28:53shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:56oh
00:28:56I just remembered
00:28:57the city's turning
00:28:58the water off at 10
00:28:59something about
00:29:00water conservation
00:29:01that means you have
00:29:0215 minutes to shower
00:29:0315 minutes
00:29:06honey it's no big deal
00:29:07just shower together
00:29:09shower together
00:29:13just shower together
00:29:15okay you guys
00:29:16have a good night
00:29:17okay
00:29:21you hurt
00:29:43why are you stripping
00:29:47well I can't take a shower
00:29:48with my clothes on
00:29:50come on
00:29:50we're wasting time
00:29:51you have 15 minutes
00:29:52nice try
00:29:53I am not showering with you
00:29:55alright
00:29:55suit yourself
00:29:56more room for me in there
00:29:58not if I meet you there first
00:30:15come on Max
00:30:17get out of the way
00:30:19we agreed
00:30:20nothing physical
00:30:21you're the one
00:30:22with the dirty thoughts
00:30:22wifey
00:30:23relax
00:30:24I won't touch you
00:30:26unless you say
00:30:27you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:31and your dreams
00:30:43free to join me
00:31:04if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:06you're not gonna have any shower
00:31:06water left
00:31:07you wish
00:31:09why aren't you getting in
00:31:10pray you'll fall for me
00:31:13it's you who has to worry
00:31:14about resisting me
00:31:15oh yeah
00:31:17true
00:31:29holy shit
00:31:34this is
00:31:34this is going to be harder
00:31:37than I thought
00:31:38I'll say
00:31:39what happened to all that
00:31:40cool guy confidence
00:31:42still think you can resist
00:31:45baby
00:31:47I don't think I want you
00:31:53Max I shouldn't have
00:31:57or maybe we should
00:31:59god he's such a good kisser
00:32:02why does this feel
00:32:03why does this feel so
00:32:05familiar
00:32:10wow
00:32:11you're so
00:32:12sexy
00:32:21Max we cannot do this
00:32:23what I didn't mean to
00:32:25cross any
00:32:26it's not you Max
00:32:27it's us
00:32:28it's this
00:32:29this is all an act
00:32:30let's not make it more complicated
00:32:31than it is
00:32:33you're right
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:37I just don't need to be sorry
00:32:38just
00:32:47that birthmark
00:32:52what is that
00:32:55it's him
00:32:56it's him
00:32:56the man from new year's
00:32:57is he
00:32:58Piper's father
00:33:02why are you acting
00:33:06oh my god
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:10are you okay
00:33:11yeah
00:33:12I just
00:33:13I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:17alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:23we have a daughter together
00:33:25oh my god
00:33:27what do I do
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:36you can take the bed
00:33:38thanks
00:33:40hey
00:33:42are you sure you're okay
00:33:44look fake marriage aside
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:47so if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:51I want to help
00:33:52he's Piper's father
00:33:54he has a right to know
00:33:56um
00:33:57Max
00:33:59how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out
00:34:02you had a kid
00:34:06a child
00:34:08no no no
00:34:09that's
00:34:09that's impossible
00:34:10I'm
00:34:10very
00:34:11careful
00:34:13mostly
00:34:15I just mean
00:34:16I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17to sleep around
00:34:18family to me
00:34:19is a big commitment
00:34:20and
00:34:21I don't want
00:34:22any loose ends
00:34:22you know
00:34:24right
00:34:26he wouldn't want a kid
00:34:27tying him down
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him
00:34:29about Piper
00:34:31why do you ask
00:34:33no reason
00:34:33just
00:34:34just curious
00:34:35no I
00:34:36I feel like you're
00:34:37going somewhere with this
00:34:39what
00:34:41no
00:34:41well then
00:34:42can I ask you a question
00:34:45shoot
00:34:51where did you get these
00:34:52and how did you know my exact size
00:34:55I did not get those
00:34:57I don't know where those came from
00:34:58are you sure you're just not trying to
00:35:00break the contract
00:35:04give me that
00:35:04give me
00:35:05give me
00:35:06give me
00:35:06give me
00:35:07woo
00:35:07woo
00:35:18elan
00:35:19the truth is
00:35:21is that I
00:35:24go go go go
00:35:26just a second
00:35:27come in
00:35:30hey hon
00:35:31oh
00:35:32sorry for interrupting
00:35:33but Piper is
00:35:35asking for a bedtime story
00:35:37before I tuck her in
00:35:38think you can take this one dad
00:35:39we're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:41I can see that
00:35:43well
00:35:44why don't I read it to her
00:35:45I mean if you don't
00:35:46if you don't mind
00:35:48well
00:35:48atta boy
00:35:49you know what
00:35:50just put a shirt on
00:35:51I'm gonna go get her
00:35:52Piper
00:35:53here comes grandpa
00:35:57he sprang to his sleigh
00:35:59to his team gave a whistle
00:36:00and away they all flew
00:36:02like the down of a thistle
00:36:04but I heard him exclaim
00:36:06as he drove out of sight
00:36:08merry christmas to all
00:36:10and to all
00:36:12a good night
00:36:16if Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:18she'd be over the moon
00:36:20good night Piper
00:36:25is her dad still around
00:36:26yeah
00:36:27but he doesn't know it
00:36:29because you are her dad
00:36:31uh no
00:36:32that man has
00:36:33no idea
00:36:34what a treasure
00:36:37he's missing out on
00:36:40do you really think so
00:36:43from the bottom of my heart
00:36:45maybe I should tell him
00:36:46he deserves to know
00:36:54Max
00:36:58you're
00:36:59Piper's father
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:33where's Piper
00:37:35she must have snuck off
00:37:36while we were asleep
00:37:53God he's such a good kisser
00:38:03just gonna kiss and run
00:38:06not on my watch
00:38:10yeah
00:38:11this
00:38:12I remember this
00:38:24good morning you two love bugs
00:38:27how was your stay at Chateau Smith
00:38:30good morning Miss Smith
00:38:31it was uh it was great
00:38:33wonderful
00:38:34well it's about to get even better
00:38:38oh no
00:38:39what is that
00:38:40sardines and saltines
00:38:42it's a Smith family classic
00:38:44it was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:46during wartime
00:38:46don't be shy
00:38:47go ahead and grab a handful
00:38:50Max you don't have to
00:38:52no no
00:38:52it's okay
00:38:53it's a
00:38:54Smith family staple
00:38:57little
00:38:57there we go
00:38:58there we go
00:39:26ah
00:39:26Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:40Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:51Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:07Wait, that earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:24Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:45Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:05Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:20Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But what is handsome is you.
00:41:39Look at you two.
00:41:40You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Eva.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:56How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean all high?
00:42:03You little.
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:08or you will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:16My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:33Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:50You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults,
00:42:53but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:17that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:32There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:05Mom.
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:19Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:21Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:53Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:04I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:07We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:22Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:31That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:37No strays.
00:45:38Ow.
00:45:38Please, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:51Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:03I'll handle it.
00:46:10I'll do it.
00:46:12I'll do it.
00:46:26Piper.
00:46:28Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:30I'm already on my way.
00:46:35Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:56Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:06A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you too.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:40You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:56You can stop the charade.
00:47:58Okay?
00:47:58This is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:48:00Eva.
00:48:01I'm not pretending.
00:48:04I'm not pretending.
00:48:04Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you.
00:48:28I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:33Wait.
00:48:33No.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:40You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:44Some of the small ones.
00:48:45I mean, you know that.
00:48:47You work for me.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:49I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:48:57Oh, God.
00:48:59I insulted my own boss.
00:49:00I'm finished.
00:49:02Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:11And with that, your career.
00:49:13You're fired.
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam.
00:49:21Oh, God.
00:49:22I can't be fired.
00:49:25What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please, you can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:33Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:40And you?
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:46A family tradition.
00:49:48Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:51Sam?
00:49:56Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly.
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:50:07Father, do something!
00:50:09Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:11I'm leaving!
00:50:13Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:21Come on, sweetie. Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:25Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:32I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:34Honestly?
00:50:36This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:39Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:40Just like this.
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:45I can't tell.
00:50:47And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:04Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:12Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:20A high school dropout?
00:51:23In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence.
00:51:36Get me the address where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:42Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:56Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:04And how about you?
00:52:09Me?
00:52:10Yeah.
00:52:12Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:28That birthmark.
00:52:30Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:52:33And I don't want any loose ends.
00:52:36You know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:43No feelings, no complications.
00:52:44That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:48Max.
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52It's cold.
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:00I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:12I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:18Piper is...
00:53:20Piper is...
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:24Sweetie.
00:53:25Oh my gosh.
00:53:26So swollen.
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:29Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper.
00:53:39Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise, I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:47But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:56Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:11Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:18You think it was Scar?
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:27I have one, too.
00:54:30Dad, I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:32Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:36Really?
00:54:36No way.
00:54:38No.
00:54:38It was actually a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:57I'm fine.
00:54:58And how old are you?
00:55:00Six.
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:05Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:07Evar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:12And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey.
00:55:15This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:20Um...
00:55:21Yeah.
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Eva.
00:55:30Okay, look.
00:55:35Piper is...
00:55:40Go on.
00:55:47That must be an emergency.
00:55:49Excuse me.
00:55:51Sorry, I'm gonna take this.
00:55:59Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:16She's a high school dropout.
00:56:18Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:20And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:24I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:25Max.
00:56:25That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:33I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would take her away.
00:56:38After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:47No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:49I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:55Eva?
00:57:01Thank you, I need that.
00:57:04For me?
00:57:06Oh, thanks, Mom.
00:57:07This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:13Oh, wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16Did you make it?
00:57:17Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:20Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:23Thanks, guys.
00:57:24I'm glad you're here.
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:29Damn, these are nice.
00:57:31Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:39Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:42Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready, ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:48What we got, guys?
00:57:49Billy.
00:57:49Walking home from our house.
00:57:51Christmas Eve!
00:57:55You never told me.
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:29I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:33No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:37Maybe.
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:46No.
00:58:48I'm fine.
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:58Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:14Gloves.
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage, but it's Christmas.
00:59:22You've already done so much for me, I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:33Warm.
00:59:35Soft.
00:59:38Perfect.
00:59:42Thank you, Eva.
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom, she partied all the time.
00:59:52And I got gifts, plenty of them, but I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:01Nothing personal.
01:00:03Well, you deserve it.
01:00:05You're a good guy.
01:00:07And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:14What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:23Right here.
01:00:34Well, you're a bad guy.
01:00:38Oh.
01:00:43Yeah.
01:00:44Oh.
01:00:45Oh.
01:00:47Oh.
01:00:49We're wrong with her.
01:00:51Oh.
01:00:53Oh.
01:00:58Come on. I don't want you to stop.
01:01:02Come on.
01:01:08No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:18No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:25I don't want you.
01:01:33No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:50Piper?
01:01:52She can't see him.
01:02:11Eva?
01:02:15Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:37Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:03:31What is calling me to serve?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:40I'm Max's mother.
01:03:41Name your price.
01:03:43What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:54My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter.
01:04:00And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:02So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:05But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:21Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over.
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait.
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Well, Max, it's not real.
01:04:50None of it was real.
01:04:51So, this is just a goodbye.
01:04:55I didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:58Look.
01:05:00Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12Just tell me what you need.
01:05:13I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:29You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:07Piper.
01:06:08Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:31You promised.
01:06:32Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:42I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address on me either.
01:06:52I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:57So don't give up.
01:06:59Okay, daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:02If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:03I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:22Step 10 times.
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:32Boss?
01:07:36Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:39I need to go win back my family.
01:07:41Family?
01:07:42Boss, you okay?
01:07:44Never better.
01:07:47Go get her, Max.
01:07:51Give it your best smile and...
01:07:53Ah, there he is.
01:07:56Maximus, darling.
01:07:58I have some prospects for you.
01:08:00Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:08I told you.
01:08:09I already found the woman I love.
01:08:17Maximus, stop this.
01:08:19That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:23Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:26You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:30No, I'm not.
01:08:32Oh?
01:08:33I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:37I'm Eva's husband.
01:08:39And I'm a father.
01:08:42What?
01:08:55Oh, that's her.
01:08:57The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:02Hi, welcome in.
01:09:04Can I help you find something?
01:09:05I want to try those.
01:09:10Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:13Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:19No, no, no.
01:09:20I know what I want.
01:09:22Size seven.
01:09:24Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:28Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:36Ignore her.
01:09:37She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:38Here, let me help you.
01:09:40Come on.
01:09:45She seems kind.
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:53She's just doing her job.
01:09:56How do they feel?
01:09:58Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:01I think I need a size up.
01:10:04Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:08Right away.
01:10:09I'll be right back.
01:10:11She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:14Was I wrong about her?
01:10:30Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:39Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:45Come on, St. Eva.
01:10:46She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:48Who cares?
01:10:49It's the last pair.
01:10:50I get paid commission.
01:10:57I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:00See?
01:11:02This is your whole problem.
01:11:05This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:12I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:14She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:17People who insult her all day?
01:11:20I'm your manager.
01:11:25Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:34Did I stutter?
01:11:39You don't have to fire me.
01:11:43I quit.
01:11:49I don't work here anymore.
01:11:52Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:11:55They're broken.
01:11:56Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:57You're a good person after all.
01:12:01Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:04I'm sorry?
01:12:07Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:09Get out!
01:12:15You're not disabled?
01:12:17Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:22Absolutely shameful.
01:12:23Who are you?
01:12:24I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of this store.
01:12:32You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:12:35I am.
01:12:37And you, my dear, are fired!
01:12:40What did I do?
01:12:44You are a good person.
01:12:47From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56Are you serious?
01:12:57That's right.
01:12:58Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:01You are professional.
01:13:03Responsible.
01:13:04Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:09You out!
01:13:12I'll leave.
01:13:15I'm leaving.
01:13:18I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:22No.
01:13:23Don't worry.
01:13:25You're getting a promotion.
01:13:27You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:31First assignment?
01:13:33I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:13:39Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:43Okay, yeah.
01:13:46Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:50I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:59She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:01Of course she lives like this.
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva?
01:14:21What are you doing here?
01:14:23I, uh...
01:14:24There you are, Eva!
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:30My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:33What are you ta-
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:42Well, I tried to tell you, but-
01:14:44Stop.
01:14:46And you?
01:14:47You lied to me at the store.
01:14:49Y-you were both just testing me?
01:14:52Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:59But I was wrong.
01:15:00Eva, please.
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:04Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:09It's not like that, dear.
01:15:10Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:13Mom!
01:15:14What did you do?
01:15:15I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:18We're not together.
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:29What are you waiting for, son? Go after her!
01:15:35Eva.
01:15:36Let me go!
01:15:37I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:39Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care!
01:15:42I'm not pretending!
01:15:44Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:46In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:53Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:57Max, you came.
01:15:59God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:07Just say the word.
01:16:12See?
01:16:14Stop fighting.
01:16:17We belong together.
01:16:20You're wrong.
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:23That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:26Look, I already told you.
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:31Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:35Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:40Eva!
01:16:43Eva!
01:16:46I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:47Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:56Ow!
01:16:57Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:00Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:02Come here.
01:17:10No, you're not fine.
01:17:12You're sad.
01:17:15I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:18I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:28Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:31Lovebug.
01:17:32Lovebug.
01:17:33You're right.
01:17:35What am I doing?
01:17:35Running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:41Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:45I believe in you.
01:17:46What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:17:48I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:53Maximus deserves to know.
01:17:56Piper is his daughter.
01:18:03Enough sulking.
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:10She doesn't want me.
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:16You can't abandon her.
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:22And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:26What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:31Piper is your daughter.
01:18:33What?
01:18:34See for yourself.
01:18:42I was right.
01:18:43Seven years ago.
01:18:45New Years, that woman was Eva.
01:18:57Eva!
01:18:59Hey.
01:19:01Daddy!
01:19:03Daddy!
01:19:04Piper!
01:19:08I've missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:15You came back.
01:19:20I, uh...
01:19:22Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:30I, uh...
01:19:32I was scared.
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:36Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:40Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:44I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:48Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50You knew.
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:53Mama!
01:19:57Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:00But you've known this whole time?
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:05I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:08How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:22I love you, Eva.
01:20:25I love you, too.
01:20:27I promise.
01:20:28For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:32As long as we're together,
01:20:34it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:46Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yes!
01:20:51Yes, of course I'll marry you!
01:20:53I know!
01:20:57Yes!
01:20:58Hi!
01:21:06Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:08and the Christmas after that,
01:21:09and forever!
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:27I'm sorry!
01:21:28I struck your tire!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash...
01:21:35again.
01:21:38No?
01:21:39Not funny?
01:21:40No?
01:21:42No?
01:21:43No?
01:21:45No?
01:21:46No?
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