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The Creativity Workshop
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00:51I haven't seen this place.
00:52I don't know this place.
00:54I don't know why Greg booked this place.
00:56But I trust that probably came from you in some way.
01:00It did.
01:01I liked it.
01:01I liked what I saw online.
01:03I've got an intuition.
01:05I'm not going to say what that is yet.
01:07But I do feel like something could be alive today.
01:10Okay?
01:11Okay.
01:12That's all.
01:13So we're not going to play chess.
01:15Pick it up.
01:16Pack it up.
01:16We need to meet them.
01:17They need to come here.
01:18I need to get into this.
01:20What's your name?
01:21Clearing up.
01:22No.
01:23Sit down.
01:24Action.
01:24Sit down.
01:26Sit down.
01:26Oh, you want me to sit down here?
01:28Yes.
01:28Crossing.
01:29Sit down.
01:30Can I look at the camera?
01:33Wow.
01:34What?
01:35It's the first time I meet you and you say, can I look at the camera?
01:38Hi, I'm Jack.
01:39Nice to meet you.
01:40That's Luke.
01:41Hi.
01:42What's the camera's name?
01:43You're supposed to be speaking this German accent.
01:45Can we do that again?
01:45Oh, yeah.
01:46Oh, yeah.
01:47Yes.
01:48Okay, good.
01:48Let's do it again.
01:50Ready?
01:50Sorry.
01:51Hi.
01:51Hi.
01:52Hello.
01:53Nice to meet you.
01:53Hello.
01:54Nice to meet you.
01:55My name is Hildegar.
01:56Nice to meet you, Hildegar.
01:58Hi.
01:58Hi, I'm Delilah.
01:59Hi, Delilah.
01:59I'm Jack.
02:01He was up here.
02:02Don't even, I mean, it's just weird that he was up here, by the way.
02:04But I don't know what he was doing.
02:05But he's just on.
02:07Just introduce yourself.
02:08Okay.
02:11Okay.
02:11Okay.
02:15Hey, Jack.
02:16Can we move this carpet later?
02:18Later.
02:18Because it's not rolling.
02:20Later.
02:21Later.
02:21All right, so you know why you're here today?
02:23Why are you here today?
02:24To make a movie.
02:27To make a movie.
02:28The main reason you're here, let's all face it, it's Los Angeles.
02:30It's expensive.
02:31None of us, you know, were breaking the bank to live out here.
02:34And I live out in the valley.
02:36Chatsworth, been in the news recently, is the golden ticket.
02:40Okay?
02:41This is Steve's life savings, which he's donated to the production.
02:47Right, Steve?
02:48Yeah, right.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Yeah, I'd like it back.
02:51But anyway, so what we're going to do today, listen, all seriousness, I don't want to repeat
02:55the same kind of things I've done in like different movies.
02:58But what I want to let you know is this is real.
03:00All of this is real.
03:01And it really is Steve's savings.
03:02So the winner of today's show is going to win, how much is there?
03:07There's $4 million.
03:09Right.
03:10$38,000.
03:11Okay.
03:12$38,000.
03:12$38,000.
03:13Let's try to make it more exciting for the show.
03:17I don't know if you thought you signed up for this, or if you know what you're getting
03:21into.
03:21How long have you been in the US?
03:23Two years.
03:24Okay.
03:25From?
03:26Stuttgart.
03:27Okay, good.
03:28And?
03:29I'm from Carmel, Indiana.
03:30Fantastic.
03:31Great.
03:33I've done the Gary multiple times.
03:35Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:36Cool.
03:36I like the shirt.
03:38It's cool.
03:38It's cool.
03:39It's good colors.
03:40Didn't you tell her to wear something colorful, or?
03:43Yeah.
03:43Did you even eat?
03:44You like the purple!
03:47So honestly, all jokes aside, everything aside, all truth of the matter is why do we
03:51do these things?
03:52We do them because we want to...
03:54Win money?
03:55No.
03:56Act!
03:57We want to...
03:57No.
03:58We want to become better.
04:00We want to become better people.
04:01Right?
04:02Right.
04:03I'm better.
04:03Is it okay to say that?
04:04Safe to say?
04:05Yeah.
04:05That's why we do this.
04:06We want to make great art, and we want to become better people.
04:09So money, self-development, good challenges, good time.
04:15Gregory's coming sometime today, so we're going to make him proud.
04:17We're going to wait for him as long as it takes, okay?
04:20All right.
04:20You with me?
04:21Yeah?
04:22Woo!
04:22All right, all right.
04:23Fantastic.
04:23Good.
04:24We're going to get into it.
04:24Down, down, down.
04:26Don't get this.
04:27Don't get this.
04:29Beautiful rug.
04:31And a little surprise.
04:33Sneaky stand here.
04:35All right.
04:35We do have the first self-development challenge.
04:41Before we get into the challenge, though, I would like to take a little word from our
04:46sponsors, and we want to say welcome Gregory and Friends.
04:53Welcome Gregory and Friends, and you are our friends.
04:57So you're here.
04:58Please put it back.
05:00No, don't.
05:01Just put it back over there.
05:02So as friends, we welcome you.
05:04Welcome you to the set, and we're going to play a little game, and we're going to utilize
05:07this beautiful studio that we're in today, and we're going to do it to get better and
05:10better and better as people.
05:13One thing I want to say, I want to ask you a question, and I'd like to ask this question,
05:17but I want to get your thoughts on what magic word I'm feeling these days, and that we all
05:22maybe have felt, maybe not, but I really want you to think about this just off the top of your
05:25head.
05:26What to you is, and you can play along too, Steve, what to you is love?
05:34What is love?
05:37What is love?
05:39Dana?
05:43I would say that love is just feeling truly comfortable in yourself with someone else,
05:49and just wanting to share everything with them.
05:52Thank you very much.
05:54Hold on.
05:55Could you do that one more time?
05:56Yeah.
05:57Okay.
05:57And Dana?
06:01I would say that love is feeling comfortable with yourself with someone else, and just wanting
06:08to share everything with them.
06:09Perfect.
06:13Next is Hildegard.
06:16Love is money, baby.
06:19Love is money, baby.
06:21There you go.
06:21Okay.
06:22Can we expand on that just a little bit?
06:24I mean, I got Delilah over here.
06:25She gave a really nice, thoughtful reply, and I kind of want like a thoughtful reply, because
06:30you know, I have money, and we're going to give out this money, but let's do something
06:34really kind of special, okay?
06:35Okay.
06:35And take two, go.
06:36There's nothing like feeling that you're in love with someone.
06:39When you connect with someone for real, it's the best thing in the world, and there's
06:43nothing that can take that away from you, even to...
06:46It's beautiful, actually.
06:48I really appreciate that.
06:49I really appreciate it.
06:52Steve, go.
06:54Love is...
06:58Anyway, we're going to play a little game of
06:59Hide the Money, and the winner of this gets to keep the money, because although money
07:04is part of it, right?
07:05Love is love.
07:07Love is this magical stream that never ends.
07:10It has no beginning.
07:11It has no end.
07:12And you're right.
07:13Whatever you said, I can't remember, but it's right.
07:15Whatever you said, I can't remember, but it's right.
07:17What we're going to do now is I'm going to have Steve take the money.
07:23What I want you both to do is turn around, cover your eyes, and I'm going to set my little
07:30timer, and I'm going to have Steve hide the money somewhere down here.
07:34After he hides the money, we're going to let you loose, run around, and try to find the money.
07:39Understood?
07:39Let's do it.
07:40Begin.
07:52Yeah, I hate this.
07:54Stupid, man.
07:57Stop.
08:02What did you say?
08:03Hold on.
08:03What did you say, love voice?
08:05What did you say?
08:06What did you say, love voice?
08:08What did you say, love voice?
08:10What did you say, love voice?
08:11What did you say, love voice?
08:11What did you say, love voice?
08:12It's really thoughtful.
08:13It's really thoughtful.
08:14I do appreciate it.
08:15I have complex ideas on her, just based on, like, I don't know what you've been through,
08:19but, I don't know.
08:20I've been through a lot.
08:21But, you've...
08:22Can we go?
08:24Who's the director around here?
08:26I'm sorry, I want the money.
08:31It's like starting.
08:32I'm starting to lose my patience.
08:34It's starting.
08:34Did you hide the money yet?
08:36I didn't.
08:37Nobody told me that was done.
08:38Last time we do these.
08:40We do these.
08:41We do these.
08:41Gregory.
08:41It was two the last time.
08:42Two the last time.
08:43Let's do two.
08:43Ready?
08:44Three, two, one, go.
08:49Let's see if they can find the money.
09:09You bitch.
09:10Somebody did find the first step.
09:12Somebody did find the first step.
09:13Somebody did find the first step.
09:15Good.
09:17You bitch.
09:18Somebody did.
09:19So, in the first step.
09:22So, in the kitchen bathrooms are all...
09:23You can call it.
09:24You can call it.
09:25You can find the money.
09:26Let's go.
09:27How many more seconds?
09:27How many more minutes?
09:28We've got one?
09:30One more minute.
09:31One more minute.
09:33Five more minutes.
09:33Money?
09:33Do I get too much?
09:35Ah!
09:35Woo!
09:36Hey.
09:37Oh!
09:39And we've got it.
09:40We got equally divided.
09:42You found it first, so you can say what you...
09:44What are you going to buy with this money?
09:46I'm saving up to buy a house.
09:50I need money for a down payment, so I've got some saved up, but this $38,000 would be really
09:56big.
09:57I'm from New York now.
09:59I just bought a new dollhouse and I have to buy all this stuff to put in it.
10:05Um...
10:05Like tiny...
10:06Tiny things.
10:07Tiny things.
10:08I have this collection of tiny things and it gets dusty sometimes.
10:12Wow.
10:13But I need the money to buy all my tiny things to fill my house.
10:16You get real house, I get a small house!
10:19That's great.
10:19You two are amazing.
10:20Go put it up in your stuff for a second.
10:22Go put it back up in the dressing room.
10:23I need to talk to you for one second.
10:25One second.
10:27Listen.
10:27Just a couple things.
10:29Hold on.
10:29I want to make sure they go up.
10:30Now they are...
10:31Okay.
10:32Seriously.
10:33I'm getting a vibe off of the...
10:34What's the one in the purple dress?
10:36The other one?
10:37Yeah.
10:38Yeah.
10:38She's matching the description that our contact gave us.
10:42All right.
10:42We're rolling.
10:43We're back.
10:43Welcome back.
10:44So we have a tense situation outside.
10:47Steve has been shot and he needed medical attention.
10:51So we got him the medical attention that he needed.
10:53And now he's eating some moments.
10:55Which is insanely annoying on camera.
10:58But we're going to barrel through this.
11:00And we're going to do our next challenge.
11:01I didn't know we were wrong.
11:01Because we're all about self-development.
11:03We're all about self-development.
11:04And growing stronger.
11:05And growing better.
11:06And there's cash prizes on the line.
11:07So let's call everybody down.
11:08Go get them down.
11:08Have them come down.
11:09And we're going to start the next challenge.
11:11We're ready for you.
11:12Come back downstairs.
11:14We're on their way.
11:15Challenge is set.
11:18You guys can have snacks anytime you want.
11:20But if you see him snacking like too much.
11:22Let me know.
11:23Okay.
11:23It's a point.
11:29Have a seat.
11:30Have a seat.
11:32Have a seat.
11:33Where did you get that?
11:35I like to stay armed on set.
11:37I like to stay armed on set.
11:38Lots of stuff going on right now.
11:40Okay.
11:40We got a literal serial killer wandering the streets.
11:44You don't know anything about that do you know?
11:46No.
11:47Do you know anything about that?
11:51Nothing?
11:51What do you know about the Chatsworth butchers?
11:53I've never been to Chatsworth.
11:54Well okay.
11:55Well done.
11:56Haven't been there on like a Tuesday evening.
11:58No.
11:58Say around.
11:59Where is it?
12:00To me.
12:02Never been there.
12:03West.
12:04It gets hot out there though.
12:06So what's going to happen is eight seconds.
12:08I want you to look at this for eight seconds.
12:11Tell me exactly what you see.
12:13Look into the Oracle and describe the vision to me.
12:18Do we?
12:18Ready to do that?
12:19Are we going to look at the same time or are we each get our own eight seconds?
12:22Yes.
12:22You're going to look at the same time.
12:23Okay.
12:24Okay.
12:24In order to develop yourself, you have to develop your perceptive abilities.
12:28The ability to look at something and to really truly see the thing that you are looking at.
12:34Are you ready?
12:35Okay.
12:35Eight seconds.
12:36Yep.
12:36And begin.
12:45Eight seconds.
12:46Eight seconds.
12:47You'll have six seconds.
12:49You'll have six seconds to think about it.
12:53This is the magic sauce.
12:55Right here.
12:56They are not allowed to sing this.
12:57It's in six seconds.
12:59Oh.
12:59This is the magic sauce.
13:02Eight seconds.
13:04Eight seconds.
13:04What I need is I need to know exactly what you saw in this Oracle.
13:13I saw just a beautiful green field and blue skies and the sun was shining and there was
13:22crystal clear creek running nearby and a family of horses was just trotting through
13:29the field and there was a brown one and one that was like brown and white like spotted
13:34and a lovely baby horse that was also brown and white spotted and there was a baby horse
13:39that ran out to the creek and it was just modern.
13:42It was really beautiful.
13:44That was beautiful.
13:46That was really cool.
13:47Did you grow up around horses?
13:48Yeah.
13:49I didn't have any horses but I always really wanted one.
13:53Where did you grow up?
13:54Carmel, Indiana.
13:55That's right.
13:55Let's do that.
13:56I'm from Michigan.
13:57Oh.
13:58I grew up around horses.
14:00Wow.
14:00Yeah.
14:01Love them.
14:04I know a thing or two about horses.
14:05I'm so lucky.
14:08I saw there was a small picture frame and this picture frame was a picture of a staircase
14:15that went simultaneously.
14:16It was like from the perspective of the camera and it went down and then backwards and then
14:21on the left side of it there was this big cavernous area and there were like little monsters
14:26in it.
14:28Like there was a mummy.
14:29What?
14:30What?
14:31Horses.
14:32Okay.
14:33There was a mummy and and then there was a little gate at the bottom and it was white.
14:42You know what?
14:43That's really good.
14:44That's exactly what I was hoping to be excited actually.
14:47Both of you, I mean technically both of you, um, you know what?
14:53I'm just going to give you this because this is like, it's hard for me to do this exercise.
14:58It's an eyeball.
14:59Alright?
15:00It's an eyeball in slime.
15:03However, when the viewer sees it, it excites something in your imagination.
15:08Do you know why?
15:09How did you do that?
15:11Cause...
15:11Movie magic.
15:12Yes?
15:13Cause eyes are the window to the soul?
15:16Yes.
15:18What?
15:19I did good.
15:20You did good.
15:21I want to say thank you to both of you because I want to teach you something.
15:24I want to teach you something.
15:26You both saw your own truth.
15:30And you saw a truth that you were able to communicate to me in the moment.
15:36And I appreciate that so much.
15:38Okay?
15:38So thank you for sharing your thoughts and your creativity.
15:41Really.
15:42It's like magic.
15:43Yeah.
15:43It's like magic.
15:44That was freaky.
15:45We're going to go on to the next challenge.
15:47And the next challenge is one that I think you're going to be familiar with.
15:50And we're going to jump right into it.
15:52And we're going to get right into it.
15:53And we're going to get right into it.
15:54And we're going to get right into it.
15:55Okay.
16:12Alright.
16:13Alright.
16:13I know.
16:14That's gross.
16:14I know.
16:15Is it infected?
16:16Do you think it's infected?
16:17I don't think so.
16:19It hurts.
16:22It's like right on my knuckles, or like if my skin was over.
16:25Oh yeah.
16:26I was drunk in a pool.
16:28That would do it.
16:29I know.
16:30And I also have something on my foot.
16:32I don't know what I did.
16:34Isn't that weird though?
16:36Yeah.
16:37I showed it to somebody and then they said it looked like there's this thing that they
16:40do with frogs where they somehow take drugs out of them and then put it in your body in
16:48holes like that.
16:50I'm serious.
16:51I'm not fucking kidding.
16:53Start on him.
16:55All right.
16:56We're back.
16:57Don't start on him.
16:58Start on me.
16:59Okay.
17:00We're back.
17:01We're back in action.
17:02And we're ready.
17:03We're getting plugged in because I can feel the level is going up.
17:06I can feel there's some learning going on today.
17:07I feel like that we're becoming better people through each little puzzle and each little
17:11challenge.
17:12And I just got report on my phone a notification that yes folks.
17:16It's been discovered that last night the Chatsworth butchers struck again.
17:22Another dead body was found.
17:23Could you believe it?
17:25Let's get their thoughts so far on self-development.
17:28What it means to them.
17:29Please.
17:29Go.
17:30Me?
17:31Yes.
17:31Getting older.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Getting older.
17:34Trying to not become like your parents.
17:36Yeah.
17:37Okay.
17:37Fantastic.
17:38Come on.
17:39I would say that self-development is thinking of the ideal version of yourself and then the
17:45steps that you can take to become that person.
17:48You're so smart.
17:50That was amazing.
17:52All right.
17:53Lila, thank you very much.
17:54All right.
17:56I gotta stay in character.
17:57It's hard to stay in character when I got like such a nice personality over here.
17:59I'm like jeez man.
18:01All right.
18:01I almost feel like we worked on something together before but I don't know what.
18:04I feel like I'd remember if we did.
18:06All right.
18:07It's happening here.
18:08All right.
18:09All right.
18:09Anyway, we gotta shoot.
18:10I'm sorry.
18:11Nothing.
18:11We gotta shoot.
18:11We gotta shoot.
18:12You're talking back.
18:13I need you to come down here.
18:14We need your phone.
18:15Come on.
18:16I need your phone now.
18:19We need this.
18:19We need it.
18:20We need it.
18:20We need it.
18:21We're waiting on Steve.
18:25Let's go.
18:26We're gonna do a little thing called the call your mom challenge.
18:29Phone, please.
18:35Oh, he's got superheroes on there.
18:37He's got his little superheroes.
18:39I'm in front of him.
18:40He's got his little superheroes.
18:42What do you have?
18:43I don't have a phone.
18:50Sorry.
18:53Oh.
18:57That's so good.
18:59California.
19:00We miss.
19:02Yes.
19:02Oh, wow.
19:04You.
19:04Whoa.
19:06Me love this car.
19:10And it goes and I feel it.
19:12And I want to get in there.
19:14And then I really do it.
19:16And then I stab it and then I do it.
19:17And then I go again.
19:18And then I stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab
19:23stab stab stab stab stab dah
19:24The whole day.
19:25The day.
19:26The day.
19:26And then I think about it.
19:28And then I feel it.
19:29And then my mom is really, I love you.
19:31I love you Mom.
19:33I'm.
19:33I'm so happy that I love you Mom.
19:35I love, wow wowie yes.
19:38I love you.
19:39With my, all my heart, bye bye.
19:42Good.
19:43Wow.
19:43She nailed it like 100%.
19:45That was so good.
19:46she's gonna call the cops the reason that i wanted you to do that challenge was because i do feel
19:53that it's important for us to keep in touch with those people that we love
20:00okay because at the heart we're here because of love love oh love right love is a stream
20:10love is one continuous stream that has neither beginning nor end continuous
20:19now what i would like you to do next since now we've talked about loved ones is i would like
20:25you
20:25to focus on love of self and when we focus on love of self we're going to focus on the
20:32performative
20:33self do you know what the performative self is finish this metaphor for me life is a
20:42okay flowers okay box of chocolates okay performing art life is a performing art so what i would like
20:51us to do what i would like you to do as actresses who a lot of money on the line
20:55steve's fortune
20:57what i would like you to do is i would like you to put on a play are you up
21:02for that i mean you're
21:04actresses right yeah like actresses do plays so you know i don't care how you want to spin it i
21:09don't
21:09care what you want to get into but i would love to see something that comes from your creativity
21:15okay now steve likes to think that he's an actor he's done a couple things but i'm not gonna have
21:20him do a do anything today okay sorry buddy i know you were thinking about this but we're not gonna
21:25the thing i was telling you that's fine all right we don't have time for it all right so what
21:30i want
21:30you to do is i do want you to do a play i mean it and we'll give you two
21:35minutes to prepare yes
21:37two one big play or two small individual i want it's a good great question i would love it to
21:43be
21:43uh a solo dramatic performance so a monologue of sorts you can pretend that there's another person
21:48there and let's keep it under two minutes three minutes ish let's not go on and on if that's
21:53possible okay okay and if it goes on too long i'll just stop you but i will be the judge
21:58of uh how much
22:00i think each performance is worth all right now you have two minutes to prepare to go get some
22:07things to prepare to go do it let's go let's go and wait can you pick go go go go
22:13get them to go go
22:14prepare go prepare get don't shoot the genitals get off of there what is wrong with you steve seriously
22:22please please where do you correct list kind of i don't know listen i'm going to design this stuff
22:36here's the thing i've heard that subjects at a play can sometimes be
22:44so taken in by the performance itself that they lose all sense of reason
22:51and what i would like to do is i would like to test that out today i would like to
22:56put on this
22:56play so that i can see i want to judge what she what they do in this play because it
23:05will reveal
23:07something to us about the butcher okay like a clue yes the play is the thing the play is the
23:14thing
23:15where we will catch the king
23:27there's a certain poetic quality to human life and human expression the expression of life the puzzle of
23:38life one puzzle to another one challenge to another always improving artistic creation the embodiment
23:48of drama that's what we are that's what we are up to today today is the day of the play
23:59we are going to play today and we're going to make a play happen in front of your very eyes
24:06today is the day of the play are you still in the bathroom
24:16he missed his cue
24:21you were supposed to come out earlier like and do the kind of the other kind of the sub model
24:25like
24:25you're supposed to piggyback off of what i was saying were you literally seriously in there taking
24:29a piss i've got a lot of water today all right just go i'm gonna have to like kind of
24:34keep going
24:34and then cross that way this later probably not dirty no no no just later go wash them somewhere else
24:43go sacrifice them then stay in there shut the door shut the door right now just stay in there
24:54the performance of life the performance of life drama love acting
25:02okay
25:24today
25:29Sometimes it goes too far and it's not funny.
25:35Today is the day of the play.
25:37What we have for you today is or are two dramatic performances.
25:43We want to see the expression of life and we want to see the expression of art.
25:48So this is what we're going to do.
25:50Today I've been more than impressed with Delilah
25:53and how she's been performing and the thoughtfulness that she's put into
25:58everything she's done so far.
26:00She's been nothing but a joy to work with
26:03and my casting choice was correct.
26:07So I would like to start with Delilah.
26:09She's going to do a dramatic performance.
26:12So let's go. Let's give it away.
26:14Let's give it up for Delilah and let's let her take it away.
26:25For my dramatic performance,
26:27I'm going to perform the balcony monologue from Delilah.
26:31I was wondering, could I go up on the balcony?
26:34I just thought we were going to do something.
26:35Absolutely.
26:36Who's going to be down?
26:37No, absolutely.
26:38I can say it to you if that works.
26:40Yeah, I think you can say it.
26:41I'd love that.
26:42I don't want to do mine on the balcony.
26:45That's okay.
26:46Do you really want to go up to the balcony and do it or do you want to pretend?
26:49You want to go up there?
26:50Go up to this one.
26:50Okay, go up to the balcony.
27:04Guess I'm Romeo now.
27:06That's kind of cool.
27:08Never been Romeo.
27:09That's kind of cool.
27:11I like this.
27:12Where should I stand?
27:14Right there, Delilah.
27:15Right here?
27:18Dude, what are you doing up there?
27:19Dude, get down.
27:21Get down.
27:23No, no, no.
27:24Get down now.
27:26Seriously.
27:27Get down.
27:28You know what?
27:29You're seriously pissing me off.
27:32Come on, Jack.
27:33Did you do the...
27:34Did you bring the dress?
27:37Did you bring the dress?
27:39Yes.
27:41You get ready.
27:42Because you're going to be wearing it.
27:46Sick of this shit.
27:49Every scene.
27:50Phone.
27:51Almonds.
27:52Water.
27:53I'm a producer.
27:54Toilet.
27:55Phone.
27:56Water.
27:57Almonds.
27:58Toilet.
27:59Production is always moving.
28:02I'm answering emails.
28:03We've got budgets.
28:04Get the dress on.
28:05We've got food that has to be ordered.
28:07Put the dress on.
28:10I'm sorry.
28:11Okay.
28:13So now Delilah's going to perform a monologue from Romeo and Juliet.
28:23And action.
28:24O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
28:30Deny thy father and refuse thy name, or thou shalt not be withsworn my love, and I'll
28:37live longer be a Capulet.
28:39Tis but thy name that is thy enemy.
28:42Thou art thyself, though not Montague.
28:46What's Montague?
28:47It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to a man.
28:55Oh, be some other name.
28:58What's in a name?
29:00That which we call a rose, by any other word would smell as sweet.
29:05So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, retain that dear perfection which he owes without
29:12that title.
29:14Romeo, doff thy name, and for thy name, which is no part of thee, take all thyself.
29:26Wow.
29:27Wow.
29:29Oh boy.
29:30That was amazing.
29:33That was, that was so good.
29:38I know, I want to see it again.
29:39It's like, is there going to be a part two to that one?
29:42Great.
29:44Hildegard, very excited.
29:47Now, you didn't tell me what you were going to do, my dear.
29:50I'm not going to.
29:52Okay, then.
29:53All right.
29:54Well, interesting.
29:55Just going to prove this over here.
29:57You don't mind if I do.
29:58Good.
29:59Okay.
30:00You will.
30:00I'm going to.
30:03That was really good.
30:04That's good.
30:05I love chasing it.
30:06I thought I was going to do my mind again.
30:10Where else, where, where do you want me to do it?
30:12I'm going to do it here.
30:13Stand it?
30:14Good job.
30:14You want to sit?
30:15You want to sit?
30:15You want to sit?
30:16You want to sit?
30:16You want to sit?
30:16You want to sit?
30:16You want to do anything?
30:17Oh.
30:17There she go.
30:19Who's sitting where?
30:21This is the King's block.
30:27Luke.
30:28Luke.
30:29Give me one more time.
30:31You're in the bathroom.
30:33Well, at least Stinky Steve's not in it.
30:36We have our second performance.
30:40Our dramatic monologue.
30:42Actually, I'm really excited to see it.
30:44I don't know anything about it, but I'm truly, truly excited.
30:49The next performer has experience in immersive theater and beyond.
30:55So without further ado, there's a clown car outside, apparently.
31:01Without further ado, turn your attention to the wonderful, talented, creative, beautiful Hildegard.
31:17Don't you think I can stand the sight of blood?
31:22You think I'm weak?
31:25Oh, I should like to see your blood flowing, your brain on the chopping block, all your sex swimming in
31:33a sea of blood.
31:34I think I could drink from your skull, bathe my feet in your breast, and eat your heart cooked whole.
31:43You think I'm weak?
31:49You believe that I love you because my life has mingled with yours.
31:55You think I would carry your offspring under my heart, nourish it with my blood, give birth to your child,
32:06and take your name.
32:08Here are you!
32:12But what are you called?
32:14What is your family name?
32:16I'm sure you have none.
32:18I should be Mrs. Gatekeeper, perhaps, or Madam Dump Heap.
32:25You dog!
32:27With my collar on.
32:29You lackey!
32:31With my father's name on your buttons!
32:36I play rival to my cook.
32:46Oh!
32:47Oh!
32:49You think I'm cowardly and want to run away!
32:52No!
32:53Now I shall stay.
32:56Thunder may roll!
33:01My father will return.
33:04And find his desk broken into, his money gone.
33:08And he will ring that bell.
33:11Twice.
33:13A scuffle with his servant, he sends for the police, and then I tell all.
33:18Everything.
33:20Oh, how beautiful it will be to finally be over.
33:24If only that were the end.
33:27My father will have a shock and die, and then that will be the end.
33:30And they will put his swords across his coffin, and his line will be gone.
33:35The count's line will be extinct.
33:37But the serfs' line will continue in an orphanage, and win honors in the gutter, and end in prison.
33:54Okay.
33:56Okay.
33:56Okay.
33:57Okay.
33:58All right.
33:59Wow.
34:00That was a bit different from Romeo and Juliet.
34:02But, uh...
34:04Wow!
34:05Amazing!
34:06Are you, uh...
34:07Ooh!
34:08You with me?
34:08That was, uh...
34:08Yeah, I'm here.
34:09That was something else.
34:11That was something else.
34:12You asked for it.
34:14Well, ladies, creativity is rewarded.
34:21We reward creativity.
34:26Good job.
34:26I'd buy that for a hundred dollars or two.
34:29Two hundred dollars to you, my dear.
34:31Two hundred dollars to you, my dear.
34:34Fantastic.
34:35There's more where that came from.
34:36Just you wait.
34:39Now, I'm sorry I have to do this to you, but the bathroom thing that happened over there
34:45really pissed me off.
34:48I don't know if you've seen much of my work, but I did a movie recently.
34:56No way.
34:59Listen to this, please.
35:00It's horrible.
35:01Just listen.
35:02Listen.
35:03Listen.
35:04Listen to this.
35:07Listen.
35:08Look.
35:10Ew.
35:13Look at this.
35:14Horrifying.
35:16Look at it.
35:17Ew.
35:17Look.
35:21It's disgusting.
35:24Filth.
35:26You know who this is?
35:29This is Steve.
35:30Oh, no.
35:32Disgusting.
35:33Oh, no.
35:37Ew.
35:39Horrifying trash.
35:41Why are we watching it, then?
35:44Because Steve owes me an apology.
35:48And I want Steve to reprise his role.
35:50And have a seat, please, at your thrones over here, your golden thrones.
35:54And I would like Steve to reprise his role so he learns his lesson.
36:01And he's not going to interrupt me again, in the bathroom, with this potty humor.
36:06Horrible.
36:07Despicable.
36:08Despicable.
36:09Despicable.
36:11Action.
36:19Don't smile.
36:20Play it straight.
36:23Put the hair in front of your face, please.
36:25I can see your hair.
36:26I can see your face, I mean.
36:29It's not good.
36:30That's better.
36:32Hands down.
36:33And walk.
36:35Say it.
36:41You're really scaring the girls.
36:45Disgusting.
36:59The wild is horrified.
37:02Mama.
37:05Pildegard's.
37:06Mama.
37:07Oddly fascinated.
37:09Mama.
37:12Mama.
37:12Leave her alone.
37:14Flower.
37:15Leave her alone.
37:16Give him the flower.
37:17Mama.
37:18He's so disgusting sometimes.
37:21Money.
37:22Don't give him any money.
37:23I got any money.
37:24You don't need money.
37:25Mama.
37:26Stop the money.
37:26Shit.
37:27You got a flower.
37:29That's more than you normally get.
37:30Mama.
37:31Mama.
37:31Go back to your hole.
37:33Go.
37:36Mama.
37:37Go back to your hole.
37:40Mama.
37:41Mama.
37:44Mama.
37:45Oh, it's just a hole.
37:48Mama.
37:50Is this what producers normally do?
37:52No, it's just disgusting.
37:54Mama.
37:55It's horrible.
37:56Where's he going?
37:57Back to his hole.
37:58Let him outside.
38:00Walk him out.
38:00I'm sorry.
38:01I'm really sorry.
38:03I had to do that, though, because I need to teach him a lesson.
38:07Wow.
38:08All right.
38:09Well, let's, um, you both did amazing.
38:11Let's break for, let's break, let's get a refresh and a reset, and we're going to come
38:15back with the next challenge.
38:16I got to snap back into this.
38:17I need to talk to Steve about this.
38:19It's junk art, what he's given me.
38:21Okay?
38:21I'm sorry.
38:22But, um, you guys did fantastic.
38:25I loved the Romeo and Juliet, by the way.
38:27It was great.
38:27It was great.
38:28Yours was, I don't know.
38:31I need to let it digest.
38:33But you did good.
38:34What, what, what, what, what you got?
38:36Okay, listen.
38:37So, um, Detective Pierre is on it.
38:41I guess some evidence, some DNA evidence just came through.
38:44They ran it, did some scanning, and it sort of is, it kind of leads to here.
38:52Some matches between here and these crime scenes in Chatsworth.
38:56Okay.
38:57And I have to admit, Hildegard, her monologue, pretty violent and stuff.
39:05She kind of hinted, and I observed.
39:08Yeah.
39:10Yeah.
39:12I just observed some behaviors of violence from that monologue that she did.
39:18Okay.
39:21Listen, let me know as soon as, you know, Pierre gets back to you.
39:26What, the, the, the, whatever's unveiled, I need to know.
39:29I need to know.
39:30We're here until what time?
39:31Yeah.
39:32We're here until about, um, 6, 630.
39:35630.
39:35So we'll stop shooting around 530.
39:37Okay.
39:37Okay.
39:39Honestly, guilty, not guilty, I'm like 80%.
39:42Um, you know, I don't care.
39:45Like, no matter what, Greg needs a sacrifice before he comes.
39:48You know that, right?
39:49I do.
39:50So you do know, like, no matter what, you're going to have to do it.
39:52I do.
39:52Okay.
39:53But listen, I don't want to tell you this.
39:54And, Luke, I want you to know, too, just watch your back.
39:58We don't know what we're dealing with here.
40:01Okay.
40:02We don't know.
40:03Just be careful, okay?
40:04Okay.
40:05Do you want me to go get him?
40:06Yeah.
40:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:08Okay.
40:08Thanks, buddy.
40:08Okay.
40:09All right.
40:09Time, I'll let you know.
40:10Uh, when you use it and you stab something, the thing it, it stabs, stab bleeds more because
40:16that little lip is there and it lets the blood come out so they die faster.
40:19My dad doesn't want to hurt her.
40:20Wow.
40:21That's why I know that.
40:22Oh.
40:23Yeah.
40:23You know, rural, upper Michigan, there's not much to do.
40:26Hear ye, hear ye.
40:28The king has arrived.
40:31I heard there's a play today.
40:33So I bring good tidings.
40:36And, well, it's her lady.
40:38You are.
40:39Yeah.
40:39You're welcome.
40:40Did you bring, what was her?
40:42No.
40:43Sorry.
40:44What do I get?
40:45I'll get it next time.
40:46Uh, so what we're going to do now is I've set these two performers to unravel the ultimate
40:53puzzle of human drama.
40:57So they're going to enact drama.
40:59If life is truly a performing art, we've seen them perform in a solo capacity.
41:04Now we're going to see them perform together.
41:13Hello.
41:14How do we know?
41:16Good to see you.
41:21Yes, sir.
41:23Sir Wilhelm.
41:24I assume he's doing well.
41:26Oh, my Wilhelm?
41:28Of course.
41:29He's lovely.
41:30Nice.
41:31Oh, yeah.
41:32Well, I saw him at the fair.
41:35Oh.
41:36And let me tell you, he was looking as yasher.
41:39I'm sure he was.
41:41He was?
41:42I didn't know if he liked him.
41:43In that burgundy suit that you got him for his birthday.
41:50You like that suit, don't you?
41:51I do.
41:53I do.
41:55I skipped a pleasantries.
41:58You know, have you talked to Mother recently?
42:03No, why would I?
42:05Because you're her daughter?
42:07And you love her?
42:09Well, you know she was more fond of you.
42:13That's right.
42:14She was.
42:16No, I've been thinking, Gertrude.
42:18How about we all go on a trip?
42:20Yes, a trip.
42:21A beautiful trip to the country.
42:24Oh, wouldn't it be lovely to go on a trip?
42:28Well, that would be lovely.
42:29But I don't think you'll be going on any more trips.
42:31Gertrude, just think it.
42:33Not with me, my Wilhelm.
42:35Why?
42:36I know what you did.
42:38Gertrude, I haven't done anything.
42:40I saw you.
42:41In our marital bed.
42:44You're supposed to be my sister.
42:46Saw me what?
42:47I am your sister, Gertrude.
42:50I am your...
42:51You suck!
42:52You suck!
42:55You bitch!
42:56You bitch!
43:07He's mine.
43:21Fantastic.
43:22That was fantastic.
43:25Bravo, bravo.
43:27Steve, what did you think?
43:29I thought it was very, very, very engaging.
43:33I thought the dialogue was fantastic.
43:36I think it was very...
43:40I mean, thank you.
43:42Yeah, stunning performance.
43:47What?
43:49Fantastic.
43:51Fantastico, as they say.
43:53All right, well, then let's see...
43:55Let's see the other side of things, shall we?
43:57Let's.
43:57Things are getting very interesting.
44:00What is this next play going to be about?
44:02The same play.
44:04Same play.
44:05So it goes.
44:10Well, you've decided to show.
44:12Of course.
44:13Yes.
44:13I would never miss one that much, please.
44:17How are you today?
44:19Splendid.
44:20Yourself?
44:22Wonderful.
44:23I recently, uh, came back from the fair.
44:26I saw our dear work on there.
44:29I'm sure you did.
44:29It's lovely.
44:30Sure you did.
44:32Well, of course.
44:33And do you know who's going?
44:35He would never miss him for the world.
44:38It's his favorite day.
44:39Such fun.
44:42What?
44:44Oh!
44:47Gertrude.
44:48What's this for?
44:50No.
44:51Damn well what it's for.
44:53Oh, my birthday next week.
44:55That's so lovely.
44:56That's right.
44:58I just love you so much.
45:00I love you so much.
45:05I love you so much.
45:06Indeed.
45:09Is anything alright, dear?
45:11Sure, fine.
45:15Well, have you spoken to Molly lately?
45:20Yes, I have.
45:21Have you?
45:23Oh, I think we've chat a few times.
45:27You know her.
45:30It's alright, dear.
45:31Yes, I'm great.
45:32I'm splendid even.
45:33We just redid this wallpaper.
45:35I want to know what you think.
45:36Oh, it's quite lovely.
45:38You like it?
45:39Yes.
45:40The gold.
45:41Is that real?
45:43Yes, it is.
45:54How's mother like you now?
46:04Lights.
46:05Lights.
46:05Good job.
46:06Lights.
46:07Stop the play.
46:08Stop the play.
46:09Stop.
46:10What?
46:11Stop.
46:11What?
46:13Fantastic.
46:14Fantastic.
46:15Wonderful.
46:15Give him some money.
46:16Beautiful.
46:17Beautiful job.
46:18Wonderful job.
46:23Wonderful job.
46:24Fantastic.
46:25Fantastic.
46:26You can go to your dressing room for a second.
46:27I just need to talk to production.
46:28I just need to talk to you about it.
46:28All right.
46:34Wait, really, uh...
46:36Hold on, hold on.
46:37Is that the backup you called?
46:39Tell me, tell me.
46:40What did you see?
46:40Well, definitely Hildegard was very much more violent, but I know something different about
46:54the other performance.
46:55When she was done killing her, she stuck her foot on the body as if really claiming the
47:05murderer.
47:06That's what I take away from this.
47:08So you're saying it's not Hildegard?
47:10Yeah.
47:11You still like that?
47:12Yeah.
47:13Just that one little gesture at the end.
47:30I just need to talk to you about it.
47:31I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:31I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:32I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:32I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:33I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:34I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:34I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:34I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:35I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:36I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:36I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:37I'm going to talk to you about it.
47:43I'm going to talk to you about it.
48:45And for all.
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