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00:00:04are you all right love hey are you okay let's go touch her and i'll fuck you up i would
00:00:15love to
00:00:15see you try please stop fighting
00:00:30happy birthday ethan sutton you are my heart and after tonight you'll have my virginity too
00:00:36ethan wait vanessa quit playing we're not together anymore i heard that you're feeling anatomy
00:00:45maddie's waiting for me lesson one memory glands
00:01:06what was that
00:01:12oh maddie set this up for you i was supposed to meet her here i don't want to be that
00:01:17guy anymore
00:01:18me i mean what if she catches us i'm just warming you up for her fine but maddie can never
00:01:24know
00:01:25she's a sweet girl it'll kill her
00:01:27i thought ethan loved me
00:01:36how could you do this to me
00:01:47matt classic freshman i'm just trying to get to class
00:01:51oh i'll take you i'm about to thank you first
00:01:58help someone help
00:01:59hey
00:02:04yo i got her first
00:02:08oh shit ethan satin
00:02:11hey
00:02:15you're bleeding
00:02:16you should see the other guy
00:02:18what are you like a big deal around here or something
00:02:21i'll tell you on a date
00:02:27i was finally ready to give you everything but you threw it away just like that
00:02:34fuck
00:02:35oh my god is that maddie did you hear what ethan did to her
00:02:38yeah vanessa makes sure the whole school knows they're hooking up again
00:02:41maddie was about to give him her virginity too
00:02:44not to victim blame but this isn't even the first time ethan's cheated on her
00:02:48maddie should know playboys like him won't ever change
00:02:59uh principal sutton
00:03:01what are you doing here
00:03:02i'm giving you one last chance to break up with my son
00:03:08excuse me
00:03:09don't play dumb with me now
00:03:11everyone knows you've manipulated him into attending that joke of the university in london with you
00:03:16over duke
00:03:18can you believe it
00:03:19you have ruined my sweet son's life
00:03:22i ruined his life
00:03:24oh you know you did
00:03:25clinging on to him
00:03:26like a sad lost puppy
00:03:29i
00:03:30this isn't even the first time ethan's cheated on her
00:03:32maddie should know playboys like him won't ever change
00:03:35is that how ethan sees me all this time
00:03:38is that how the whole school sees me
00:03:40an idiot
00:03:43what's this
00:03:44it's half a million dollars
00:03:45get my son to give up his spot at your university
00:03:48and attend duke instead
00:03:50but shh
00:03:51no one can know
00:03:54keep that up
00:03:56you'll get the other half at the end of the school year
00:03:59i don't want your money
00:04:00no
00:04:03but you need it
00:04:05pick where we're going to college
00:04:09london
00:04:10i was literally looking at london pamphlets yesterday
00:04:13all right
00:04:14it's set
00:04:14london it is
00:04:15babe you know i can't afford that
00:04:19i'll talk to my mom
00:04:21we'll figure it out
00:04:21my girlfriend
00:04:22is the smartest chick
00:04:25in the whole school
00:04:26she goes where she pleases
00:04:28and i'm the lucky guy
00:04:29who gets to follow
00:04:31alone
00:04:35without us
00:04:36you're nothing
00:04:37maddie sinclair
00:04:38you can't even afford a future
00:04:41i know
00:04:42love seems like the most important thing in the world
00:04:46but it's not
00:04:47ethan belongs with vanessa
00:04:49someone of his status
00:04:51even if he picks you now
00:04:53the harsh reality is still waiting for you after graduation
00:04:56and what reality is that
00:04:58vanessa is an archibald
00:05:00our families have been connected for two generations
00:05:04and you
00:05:04oh you like a cheap handbag sweetie
00:05:06he's had his use of you
00:05:10and now you're out of season
00:05:11five years from now
00:05:13you'll thank yourself for taking this money
00:05:15and letting ethan go
00:05:20i don't need to let him go
00:05:21he left me
00:05:22a long time ago
00:05:28what do i need to do
00:05:30get ethan to sign this
00:05:32and then he will be free from you
00:05:34forever
00:05:45so
00:05:46we get married
00:05:48at the westminster abbey
00:05:50and then
00:05:51we rent out
00:05:52the ferris wheel thing
00:05:55it's the london eye
00:05:56and the royal abbey's reserved for the royal family
00:05:59dummy
00:06:00did you just call me dumb?
00:06:02you did not just call me dumb
00:06:05okay okay i'm sorry
00:06:06i'll follow you
00:06:08to the end of the world
00:06:09and i'll wait
00:06:11for you to give me all of you
00:06:12as long as you need
00:06:29i love you
00:06:31ethan slatton
00:06:33you said you'd wait
00:06:49what are you doing here?
00:06:51you just hang up on me
00:06:59okay
00:07:00i've been a deadbeat boyfriend
00:07:02i got you a gift
00:07:04to say i'm sorry
00:07:11lingerie
00:07:12seriously
00:07:22i can say sorry
00:07:25another way
00:07:30why don't you give this to vanessa?
00:07:32what does this have to do with vanessa?
00:07:33what's wrong with you?
00:07:34ethan if you want to break up with me
00:07:36to go be with her
00:07:37then do it
00:07:38i don't care
00:07:41what do you mean you don't care?
00:07:45and where are you going?
00:07:50can you um
00:07:51sign this for me?
00:07:53it's for a class project
00:07:54i did
00:07:54yesterday
00:07:56oh mads
00:07:57you're the best
00:08:01there you go
00:08:02signing your future away
00:08:05and you don't even know it
00:08:12i'll do anything
00:08:14you want
00:08:18i craved your touch
00:08:24but you'd touch anything
00:08:25so note to self
00:08:27find new roommate
00:08:28i've gotta
00:08:30help
00:08:31a friend
00:08:32don't mention the words
00:08:34break up
00:08:35ever again
00:08:37you're never leaving me
00:08:41i love you
00:09:01i was so in love with you
00:09:04you stupid asshole
00:09:05from our freshman year classes
00:09:07to our wedding playlist
00:09:08and you threw it all away
00:09:20and now for a little bonfire
00:09:22and then
00:09:23bon voyage
00:09:24even sign
00:09:25thanks for the free trip to london
00:09:55who is that
00:09:58what the
00:09:59thank god you're alive
00:10:00for a second i thought i was gonna bury a body
00:10:04a gorgeous body at that
00:10:06would have been a shame
00:10:07oh my god
00:10:09another
00:10:09other
00:10:10player
00:10:11i'm not doing this
00:10:14you need to
00:10:15how to drive
00:10:17yeah look
00:10:17fair enough
00:10:18my apologies
00:10:19love
00:10:20i forgot
00:10:21you all drive on the wrong side of the road
00:10:25shivering
00:10:26in tits
00:10:30you um
00:10:30do you want to smoke
00:10:32peace offering
00:10:33i
00:10:34oh i
00:10:35i've got harder stuff
00:10:36for
00:10:38i
00:10:38yeah
00:10:46there you go
00:10:48yeah
00:10:52well i guess not then
00:10:54sorry i assume i'm um
00:10:55interrupting your study
00:10:57session
00:10:57you can't even handle a cigarette
00:11:00i'll see you around
00:11:01m
00:11:02m
00:11:02madeline
00:11:04sinclair
00:11:06pleasure to meet you
00:11:08madeline sinclair
00:11:12do you uh
00:11:13do you want help with us
00:11:17are you moving into a date hire
00:11:19no it's nothing
00:11:20you're a funny girl
00:11:22you're a funny girl madeline
00:11:24if that's what's waiting for me in london
00:11:27i can't wait to leave
00:11:42ta-da
00:11:42bet you thought i forgot about movie light
00:11:45what are you doing
00:11:46why are you wearing that
00:11:48you love it when i wear this
00:11:49it makes you laugh every time
00:11:51honestly what has gotten into you
00:11:54what the hell is that
00:11:55nothing
00:11:56that's a cig
00:11:57maddie
00:11:58you don't smoke
00:11:59whose is it
00:12:01whose
00:12:02i found it on the floor
00:12:08then why
00:12:09do you taste
00:12:10like an ashtray
00:12:12maddie
00:12:12who were you with
00:12:16let go of me
00:12:17not until you tell me
00:12:19why you have a cigarette
00:12:20i know you're bullshitting me
00:12:22why do you care
00:12:22and you haven't texted me all day
00:12:24not even a good morning
00:12:25i've been busy
00:12:27you've never been too busy
00:12:28to text me good morning
00:12:29look
00:12:30i get it
00:12:31i've been a
00:12:32bad boyfriend
00:12:37from this moment on
00:12:38for the next
00:12:4024 hours
00:12:42i'm all yours
00:12:43no distractions
00:12:45i love you
00:12:47this is all i wanted
00:12:49and
00:12:50i'll make it up to you
00:12:52tonight
00:12:54as many times as you want
00:13:06no
00:13:07fuck
00:13:11can
00:13:12i
00:13:13cheer you up
00:13:14is that my sweater
00:13:17take that off
00:13:19how many times have i said
00:13:21don't bother me while i'm gaming
00:13:26we're past apologies
00:13:29i'm sorry
00:13:30ethan
00:13:31it's been a long day
00:13:40hi
00:13:41hi captain
00:13:47just a few more weeks
00:13:49of pretending
00:13:53and then i'll never have to see his cheating face again
00:13:58i heard his dad like owns the f1 team
00:14:01no he's in line for the crowd
00:14:07seriously ethan
00:14:09get her off my desk
00:14:11ask nicely
00:14:12and i'll think about it
00:14:14excuse me
00:14:15maddie
00:14:15stop being possessive
00:14:16v just got here
00:14:18she doesn't know anyone
00:14:19i'm just showing her around
00:14:20looks like we meet again
00:14:34you were in this class too
00:14:38oh madeline
00:14:39you know you really ought to put them cigarettes down
00:14:42that he knows the exchange student
00:14:44he's hotter than ethan
00:14:48madeline
00:14:49why is this clown acting like he knows you
00:14:53you always talk to pretty ladies like that
00:14:56what no one taught you any manners
00:14:57maybe i should start
00:14:59but
00:15:00first
00:15:01put your grotty prick away at me
00:15:03no one wants to see that
00:15:05unless you fancy me already
00:15:10do you know
00:15:11who the fuck i am around here
00:15:12hmm
00:15:13let me think
00:15:14janitorial duties
00:15:15i mean i would have said receptionist
00:15:18but
00:15:19you don't seem that smart
00:15:26i got a list of ways i can fuck you up right now
00:15:29why don't you shoot me
00:15:30it's a bit more american
00:15:33mr sutton
00:15:34unhand the duke's son
00:15:40what did miss bailey just call you
00:15:42the duke
00:15:43cuts out the bag
00:15:45i'm reese wyndham
00:15:46son of the duke of crawley
00:15:47although it's uh
00:15:48a bit hard to say that
00:15:50without sounding like a pretentious wanker
00:15:52isn't it
00:15:56a duke
00:15:57that's not even that important
00:15:58ethan
00:15:59maddie
00:16:00maddie
00:16:00we have a lab
00:16:02to get to
00:16:16don't tell me you're actually
00:16:18attracted
00:16:19to that british prick
00:16:21you know i could do a gay little accent too
00:16:24if i knew you were that easy
00:16:25not the easy one
00:16:33perfect job as usual maddie
00:16:42london is very lucky to gain a student as bright as you
00:16:46london and me
00:16:49miss bailey
00:16:50what about my numbers
00:16:52i will be thrilled if the lab doesn't get blown up
00:16:58i do not know
00:17:00what everybody
00:17:02including
00:17:03my ethan
00:17:05sees in you
00:17:20it burns
00:17:33he
00:17:34he
00:17:35he saved me
00:17:36oh my god
00:17:38that was close
00:17:39thank you
00:17:40i'm sorry i'm being dramatic
00:17:43yeah
00:17:44miss
00:17:51oh
00:17:51oh my god
00:17:53he's so hot
00:17:55i actually
00:17:56like seeing you like that
00:17:58without third degree brains
00:18:00your guy's a twat
00:18:02and i'm gonna enjoy making him jealous
00:18:05i don't know
00:18:06apparently i'm not the most satisfied girlfriend
00:18:09seriously
00:18:10that's nonsense
00:18:11none of those words should be coming out of a face like this
00:18:17miss and claire
00:18:19are you alright
00:18:20what happened
00:18:21looks like maddie tripped and spilled acid all over herself
00:18:25not so smart is she
00:18:27i'll get her cleaned up
00:18:29no need
00:18:30reese helped me
00:18:34maddie wait
00:18:36i could take perfectly good care of my girlfriend without your help
00:18:40girlfriend or hostage
00:18:42i can't quite tell
00:18:45all right all right back to your station boys
00:18:48we've had enough injuries for today
00:18:52this little girlfriend problem needs to go away
00:18:57that psycho really threw acid on me
00:19:02there is so much more where that came from
00:19:10back off
00:19:11all this over ethan
00:19:14i know you two are going to london next year
00:19:17bitch
00:19:18you need to disappear
00:19:19before that happens
00:19:21all this effort to break something that's already broken
00:19:25oh
00:19:26you think i'm joking
00:19:31you're insane
00:19:34girls
00:19:35is everything okay
00:19:36miss bailey's right outside
00:19:38you won't
00:19:41don't forget who you're dealing with
00:19:55vanessa
00:19:55what in the world
00:19:57she did it
00:19:58maddie
00:19:59wait wait no it's not what it looks like
00:20:02i promise girls
00:20:03in my classroom
00:20:04now
00:20:11i was trying to apologize
00:20:13and and she attacked me
00:20:17are you seriously believing this shit
00:20:19miss inclair
00:20:20assaulting a student and then lying about it
00:20:23i had higher expectations for you
00:20:25how petty can you be
00:20:26this is assault maddie
00:20:30maddie
00:20:31that's enough distractions from you
00:20:33i'm gonna have to report you for this
00:20:36no miss bailey
00:20:37i would be fine
00:20:39with an apology
00:20:40from maddie
00:20:41i'll do you one better
00:20:42vanessa
00:20:47where are you going
00:20:49maddie
00:20:50is the seat taken
00:20:51by only
00:20:56ethan's all yours
00:20:57happy
00:20:59maddie
00:21:00get back here
00:21:02we get to be partners for the rest of the year
00:21:16are you
00:21:18what you looking at
00:21:30what do you think
00:21:30what do you think
00:21:31yeah
00:21:32a little better on you
00:21:33yeah
00:21:36there we go
00:21:42there
00:21:43back to the perfect american it girl you're meant to be
00:21:49it's our annual back to school fun rager
00:21:51maddie
00:21:52you should bring your hot friend
00:21:59you don't want to go
00:22:00did you not see that little psycho gremlin who had her claws all up on my boyfriend
00:22:05not exactly in a partying mood
00:22:07not exactly in a partying mood
00:22:07maddie you can't let the gremlin win
00:22:09besides as your official hot friend
00:22:13you're kind of obliged to take me to my first american party no
00:22:16and what if i see them there together
00:22:19then we
00:22:20show that boyfriend of yours
00:22:23exactly what it is he's missing
00:22:26deal
00:22:27are all the royals this calculating
00:22:29yes
00:22:30this means war
00:22:35hey
00:22:41a party babe
00:22:42you do not
00:22:45take my girl
00:22:46to my school's rager
00:22:59okay spill
00:23:00what's got you so sad you've been avoiding your best friend
00:23:07your answer and just swabbed it
00:23:11i'll
00:23:12go get us stronger drinks
00:23:27you made it
00:23:28here get me first and then i'll do you after
00:23:31i don't think your pasty british ass could survive a sunburn
00:23:43whoa
00:23:44being thorough huh
00:23:46okay
00:23:48but only because you were
00:23:49weirdly good with your hands
00:23:57madeline
00:24:00but then who
00:24:03only one guy can make you moan like that
00:24:07and it isn't prince harry
00:24:10you know i was taught not to touch the peasants
00:24:12for you i'll make an exception
00:24:14all right stop
00:24:17i swear to god
00:24:18if you get this party shut down before i even have a drink
00:24:23stay the fuck away from my girlfriend
00:24:26correct me
00:24:26your girlfriend hating your guts
00:24:29is that an american thing
00:24:30you wish
00:24:31she's wrapped around my finger
00:24:33and she always will be
00:24:45boys
00:24:47hear that girls
00:24:49maddie's got boys
00:24:50with an s
00:24:51someone needs to teach you to share
00:24:54i don't know what you're talking about vanessa
00:24:56can we just try and have a nice day
00:25:02i was having a great day
00:25:05until i saw ethan practically
00:25:07finger fuck you over there just now
00:25:09i told you
00:25:11to stay
00:25:12away
00:25:12you're pissed
00:25:13my boyfriend touched me
00:25:15hmm
00:25:16guess you forgot you're playing with my leftovers
00:25:19leftovers
00:25:21leftovers
00:25:23he was in my bed last night
00:25:25sweetie
00:25:27i know i shouldn't care
00:25:29so why does it still hurt
00:25:30that could be an old picture
00:25:32it doesn't prove anything
00:25:34a one night stand with someone who's taken
00:25:36yeah it's really worth bragging about vanessa
00:25:40is ethan still with maddie
00:25:43why don't we let ethan pick once and for all
00:25:47i hope you can hold your breath bitch
00:26:02ethan help
00:26:04help me
00:26:05help
00:26:12ethan i can't swim
00:26:39get your fucking hands
00:26:43Oh, my girlfriend.
00:26:52Hey.
00:26:55You're okay.
00:26:57You're not talking to me.
00:26:59He's been sudden.
00:27:01I'm drowning over here.
00:27:03I thought I'd die.
00:27:06I wouldn't have let that happen.
00:27:09You almost did.
00:27:13You're saying I can't take care of my own girlfriend.
00:27:15I think we all saw what just happened.
00:27:18You stood around while your little prick picked which girl to save.
00:27:22Little.
00:27:24Little.
00:27:25You got in my way.
00:27:27I was swimming on my way to my girl.
00:27:30That's not how Maddie recalls it.
00:27:35Really, Maddie?
00:27:36You're not going to say anything?
00:27:38Fine.
00:27:39How about I do something you can't ignore?
00:27:47You want a reaction out of me.
00:27:49That was the old Maddie.
00:27:50This one's got no tears left.
00:27:56Why aren't you jealous?
00:27:58What's gotten into you?
00:28:00Is it him?
00:28:01Would you stop?
00:28:03So she speaks.
00:28:05Today I'm going to embarrass the fuck out of your little boy toy.
00:28:09Show everyone who the real man is so you start acting like my girlfriend again.
00:28:14Reese, you up for it?
00:28:16What?
00:28:17To embarrass a cocky American?
00:28:21Any time, any place.
00:28:24Let the games begin.
00:28:27Team Ethan, if you may.
00:28:29We may.
00:28:30Yeah!
00:28:31Woo!
00:28:32And Team Rice.
00:28:33Woo!
00:28:34Yeah!
00:28:36Yikes.
00:28:37Three on one in beer pong?
00:28:38Did you ever hear of the alcohol poisoning pit?
00:28:39Going against the principal's son?
00:28:42No one is dumb enough to do that.
00:28:49I'll do it.
00:28:50What?
00:28:51How is that fair?
00:28:52You scared, Ethan?
00:28:54Thought you wanted to impress me.
00:28:56You don't think you can beat Reese?
00:28:58Fine.
00:28:59We don't want to see our little prince in a body bag quite yet.
00:29:09Take a shot, Reese.
00:29:10I can hold my drink.
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:13You know, you don't have to do this.
00:29:15I know.
00:29:17But then how will we piss him off?
00:29:32That is not the side of Madeleine Sinclair I've seen.
00:29:35Too much?
00:29:36Depends.
00:29:37How far are you willing to go to piss this boyfriend of yours off?
00:29:40Oh, do your worst prick.
00:29:42I plan to.
00:29:58Reese is so hot when he's focused.
00:30:16Oh, my God, you did it.
00:30:18Team Reese takes the first win.
00:30:23Drink up, Ethan.
00:30:27You lost.
00:30:28Take your shot.
00:30:31Gladly.
00:30:43Get off me.
00:30:47You might have won the game, but she'll always be my girl.
00:30:55Too bad you took your talents to other girls.
00:30:57Let's destroy them.
00:31:04The true test of a man's strength is after a few shots.
00:31:08Now that we're all primed alcoholically, I say it's time for a classic pull-up contest.
00:31:17You would think the most elite private school on the West Coast would come up with something more creative.
00:31:22Hmm, actually, I find it quite jolly.
00:31:25You're going down, Twinkerbell.
00:31:27Oh, yeah?
00:31:28Who wants to see what Twinkerbell is working?
00:31:34The British tabloids can never know that the son of a duke did something that tacky.
00:31:40So it pisses me off when Ethan acts like a man-whore.
00:31:43But when Reese does it, my stomach flutters.
00:31:48Positions.
00:31:49Please.
00:31:51Come on, Ethan.
00:31:54Ready.
00:31:56Go.
00:32:00Go.
00:32:01Go.
00:32:01Go.
00:32:02Go.
00:32:03Just give up.
00:32:04Never.
00:32:08One-handers.
00:32:09Can the brick keep up?
00:32:10I'm doing that.
00:32:11Easy.
00:32:15No clear winner yet.
00:32:17I can go all day.
00:32:19That's not what I've heard.
00:32:20Keep going, Ethan.
00:32:22Humiliate him.
00:32:25Maddie, get on my back.
00:32:27Are you serious?
00:32:29Deathly serious.
00:32:35You're crazy.
00:32:37I like to win.
00:32:39An impressed gorgeous girl.
00:32:42Vanessa, get over here.
00:32:44It's coming.
00:32:44If you don't land this, you're disqualified.
00:32:50You're choking me.
00:32:51I'm trying.
00:32:55I'm trying.
00:32:57Come on, Ethan.
00:33:00Ethan is out.
00:33:01The battle for Maddie Sinclair's hand goes to Reese.
00:33:07It looks like we made quite a good team.
00:33:10Who, Sinclair?
00:33:13How the hell is that fair?
00:33:15I have Vanessa on my back.
00:33:16That counts as two Maddies.
00:33:18Ethan.
00:33:19That's the only.
00:33:42The only way that you could have even possibly won.
00:33:48Why don't you go back to your own country?
00:33:51Why don't you make me?
00:33:53Oh, wait.
00:33:54We all know you wouldn't.
00:33:56Because you're a little mommy's boy.
00:34:00Ethan's not going to choose a disfigured girl over me.
00:34:03Sorry, Maddie.
00:34:07Maddie, move.
00:34:07Oh, my God.
00:34:18You planned that.
00:34:20You motherfucker.
00:34:23Ethan, no.
00:34:24You're never going to have Maddie.
00:34:27Got that?
00:34:27Maddie is not your fucking property man.
00:34:30Ow.
00:34:32Yes, she is.
00:34:34She's mine.
00:34:35We have a future together.
00:34:37That's what you think, Ethan.
00:34:47Some future you'll give her.
00:34:52Maddie, don't you dare.
00:34:55Our future.
00:34:56Our future ended the moment you fucked Vanessa in front of me.
00:35:00Too bad you'll be the last to know.
00:35:11How the hell does something like this happen?
00:35:13I didn't mean for it to hit you.
00:35:16What?
00:35:17It was supposed to hit Maddie.
00:35:20You tried to injure Maddie?
00:35:22What are you, bat shit?
00:35:24No, you're bat shit crazy.
00:35:26I'm not leaving Maddie for you.
00:35:30Where are you going?
00:35:32To apologize to my actual girlfriend.
00:35:50There you are.
00:35:52I came to apologize.
00:35:53Besides, my girlfriend shouldn't have to drink on loan.
00:35:59Hello, me.
00:36:10You, uh, I would close that.
00:36:14What the hell is this rote doing in your room?
00:36:18Having the time of our lives.
00:36:21Thank you very much.
00:36:30I wasn't done talking to you.
00:36:32I don't know how to get rid of him.
00:36:35Well, actually, I might have an idea there.
00:36:38But first, I need you to answer me one question, Madeline Sinclair.
00:36:42Are you using me to make your boyfriend jealous?
00:36:45Or do you actually like me?
00:36:48What if it's people?
00:36:51I can work with that.
00:36:57Oh.
00:36:59Maddie, what are you doing in there?
00:37:01Open up!
00:37:03You know, you're going to have to be a lot louder if you want to piss that arse off.
00:37:15Maddie, open the fucking door!
00:37:17Do not fuck him!
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:26Hell.
00:37:33Know my name.
00:37:36Breeze!
00:37:38Breeze!
00:37:59But, you...
00:38:00Is there a reason you're in my room again?
00:38:03I heard...
00:38:05I thought I heard...
00:38:06What?
00:38:07Having sex?
00:38:09That'd be cheating.
00:38:10People who love each other don't do that.
00:38:13Doesn't feel so good when it's you being made the fool, does it?
00:38:18Time for a meeting with the principal.
00:38:21Your son's been acting like a creep.
00:38:23We're not done here.
00:38:25And you!
00:38:26Stay the fuck away from her!
00:38:35You are a genius seeing the look on his face when he finally got a taste of his own medicine.
00:38:40Wait, what?
00:38:41Ethan actually cheated on him?
00:38:45No one can find out about my deal with Miss Sutton.
00:38:47Not even Reese.
00:38:50Yeah, but it's...
00:38:52It's nothing.
00:38:53Maddie, why are you dating this wanker?
00:38:55Do you want me to send some guys after him?
00:38:57You know I have Interpol on my period.
00:38:58No!
00:38:59His mom, principal's son, is writing me a letter of rec.
00:39:04So I can't go after her son, that's sort of the truth, except she's giving me a million dollars as
00:39:12well.
00:39:12I, uh, I take it a girl as nice as you wouldn't step out of your relationship, even if she
00:39:21is with the literal fucking devil himself.
00:39:25I'm not like Ethan, even though I saw him betray me with my own eyes.
00:39:33I'd never do the same.
00:39:34I'm better than that.
00:39:36And that's why I'm stuck.
00:39:39God, why'd you have to be so bloody nice?
00:39:44And beautiful.
00:39:48I love helping you get revenge.
00:39:58You can't blame a man for trying, can you?
00:40:00You're a freaking duke-in-waiting.
00:40:02You can get any girl, in any country.
00:40:05So, why do you bother with me and my mess of a lover?
00:40:10Yeah, look, I admit, it's pretty funny seeing yourself plastered across the tabloids with a different girl each week.
00:40:15Definitely pisses off my parents.
00:40:18And the government.
00:40:20Wow.
00:40:21You sound a lot like the lovely playboy Ethan Sutton.
00:40:24But then you meet a girl who is so incredible, and even pretending to be with her makes your heart
00:40:33race.
00:40:35You know, I am willing to wait.
00:40:40Would you still feel the same if you knew I'm moving across the world?
00:40:44Speaking of the Suttons, are you going to their stupid charity garden tomorrow?
00:40:51Annual Sutton Pride at Chet meetup?
00:40:53Uh-huh.
00:40:54No way.
00:40:55I've never been.
00:40:56What?
00:40:56Yeah, even as Ethan's girlfriend.
00:40:58They're for, like, CEOs and politicians and oil barons.
00:41:02And sons of dukes.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:05No offense.
00:41:06Oh, the gods.
00:41:07No, none taking.
00:41:08As long as you agree to be my plus one.
00:41:13It won't hurt to check in on Miss Sutton and my money transfer.
00:41:17Deal.
00:41:35From the top trends on the sheen app, you deserve a gown that makes you feel as beautiful as you
00:41:39are.
00:41:57Move!
00:41:58I'm trying to get a future duchess to her date.
00:42:04It's not a date.
00:42:05And I'm not going to be a duchess.
00:42:07Everyone on the fourth floor heard you moaning his name.
00:42:11We were just starting to make Ethan jealous.
00:42:13To kiss you.
00:42:15Is taking you to a fancy gala.
00:42:18And said he doesn't mind waiting for you to dump your awful boyfriend.
00:42:24Maddie.
00:42:25He basically confessed his undying love.
00:42:28Have you told him you're moving to London next year?
00:42:34It has a control.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:36I know.
00:42:38I know.
00:42:40Now's your chance.
00:42:47No.
00:42:48Anne.
00:42:49This is too revealing.
00:42:50Come on.
00:42:50Give it back.
00:42:51Give it back.
00:42:53Oh, wow.
00:42:56Maddie, you look.
00:42:58Is it too much?
00:43:01I grew up around princesses.
00:43:04And tonight, I'm proud to say that my date's beauty surpasses them all.
00:43:09He just called me his date.
00:43:11Your highness, over here.
00:43:14I'll let you to your royal duties.
00:43:17I should go hide.
00:43:18Nonsense.
00:43:22Over here, beauty.
00:43:25Who's the lord of highness?
00:43:36Maddie?
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:41Babe, our pitchers.
00:43:45Let go, Ethan.
00:43:47What the hell are you doing here?
00:43:49With him.
00:43:51Reese invited me as his plus one.
00:43:53So I said yes.
00:43:54Considering my own boyfriend decided to take another girl as his date first.
00:43:57That's not the same.
00:43:59My mom asked me to bring Vanessa because Vanessa's in Archibald.
00:44:03You know I would take you.
00:44:05Rich enough for your circle of elites?
00:44:07It's always bothered you, hasn't it?
00:44:09Stop being dramatic.
00:44:10I'm not upset.
00:44:12Because I'm here with someone who doesn't care about how much money I have.
00:44:21Forget about her.
00:44:22That is my girl.
00:44:25And that motherfucker is not parading around with her.
00:44:28Ethan?
00:44:30Move.
00:44:35Donna.
00:44:39Ethan.
00:44:41Oh, and the future do.
00:44:43Good evening, Reese.
00:44:44Have you met my son?
00:44:48Sure have.
00:44:49Lovely gala, Mrs. Sutton.
00:44:53What the hell is she doing here?
00:44:58Madeline Sinclair is accompanying me tonight.
00:45:01I hope that doesn't pose an issue.
00:45:03The Duke brought you?
00:45:08Well, the auction is beginning.
00:45:11Maddie, I hope you have a pleasant time watching.
00:45:15Seeing as though you don't have enough to bid.
00:45:20Mrs. Sutton, I couldn't help but notice your beautiful bracelet.
00:45:24That wouldn't happen to be a custom Hedy Slimane, would it?
00:45:28Excellent eye, young man.
00:45:31Only Hedy only gifted that to one person.
00:45:35My mother, the Duchess.
00:45:37You wouldn't be wearing a knockoff now, would you, Mrs. Sutton?
00:45:40I, um, oh, I, I think they need me over there.
00:45:51You're so good at being evil.
00:45:53Only to anyone who messes with you.
00:45:57I'm going to show you, you're worth it to me.
00:45:59Our first item is a beautiful Bismarck sapphire necklace valued at over $1 million.
00:46:07Can I get the bidding starting at $500,000?
00:46:10$500,000?
00:46:12Just for you, my love.
00:46:15$600,000?
00:46:17Put that down.
00:46:19Reese, what are you doing?
00:46:22Can I get $650,000?
00:46:25Stop.
00:46:27I promise he won't be able to win me back.
00:46:29Guys like him need to learn that gifts don't equal forgiveness.
00:46:34Can I get $700,000?
00:46:36Ethan, you did not have $700,000 freaking grand.
00:46:40Put that down.
00:46:41$1 million.
00:46:43Sold.
00:46:44There is no way.
00:46:58Maddie, do not take this motherfucker's gift, I swear to God.
00:47:13It looks wonderful, doesn't it?
00:47:16I'm giving this back to you after the gala.
00:47:19You can't return a gift.
00:47:20It's already been registered in your name with the cover.
00:47:24What?
00:47:24It's a Bismarck money.
00:47:26It's practically a relic.
00:47:27That's it.
00:47:28The next item I'm buying outright.
00:47:30Screw the auction.
00:47:31Whatever it is, it's mine.
00:47:33And I'm paying double what he paid.
00:47:35Ethan, calm down.
00:47:37You are making a scene.
00:47:40You do not raise up my girl like that.
00:47:44Fuck the auction.
00:47:45The item is mine.
00:47:46Sir, but the next item is valued over $500,000.
00:47:49Sold.
00:48:09That's the promise, right?
00:48:10I got you for our anniversary.
00:48:13What is my gift to you doing at an auction?
00:48:18I don't like flashy things.
00:48:20You took this asshole's gift.
00:48:22What's the difference?
00:48:23This one isn't a meaningless gesture like yours.
00:48:26What do you mean by that?
00:48:28Reese doesn't hide things from me.
00:48:31Hide things?
00:48:33Could Maddie know Vanessa and I hooked up?
00:48:37Maddie, wait.
00:48:38Believe her.
00:48:40We have more important things to discuss.
00:48:48Attention.
00:48:50Before we proceed with the auction as planned,
00:48:53I'd like to make a special toast to our guest of honor,
00:48:56Mr. Archibald.
00:48:58Thank you for your generous donation tonight to Lowell Academy
00:49:01and for offering my son, Ethan,
00:49:05a prestigious internship at your firm next year.
00:49:09No, Mom, you know this.
00:49:10I'm leaving next year.
00:49:12Honey, we will discuss this later.
00:49:13No!
00:49:14I'm going to college in London with my girlfriend, Maddie.
00:49:26I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:49:30Maddie's going to London next year with him.
00:49:34Why hasn't you told me?
00:49:44Reese paid how much for this?
00:49:47Don't remind me.
00:49:49He's crazy.
00:49:50Crazy for you?
00:49:54Have you told him about your plans for next year?
00:50:01I was going to, until Ethan imploded on me in front of his mom,
00:50:08whom I was going to ask for the $10 million she owes me.
00:50:14You need to make sure that Ethan's mom is still holding up her end of the deal.
00:50:20You can handle Reese later.
00:50:35I can't believe she gave away my gift.
00:50:39On the brighter side, maybe you can give it to a more worthy girl now.
00:50:45You're right.
00:50:47Maddie didn't want it because I was hiding something from her.
00:50:51I thought she found out about us hooking up, but now, come to think of it,
00:50:57my mom probably told her I wasn't coming with her to London,
00:51:00and that's why she was so distant.
00:51:05I'll tell Maddie that my mom was lying.
00:51:08Then we can start over and I can give this back to her.
00:51:12Wait, wait.
00:51:13What?
00:51:13What?
00:51:15I'm going to win Maddie back.
00:51:17You're a good listener, Vanessa.
00:51:19Thanks.
00:51:20Oh, wait.
00:51:21But the ring, it's mine.
00:51:25God!
00:51:26She still fucking wants her?
00:51:28She still wants a stupid fucking bitch after everything that I've done for him.
00:51:42Hello?
00:51:44To what do I owe the pleasure, baby sis?
00:51:46Stupid fucking girlfriend won't go away.
00:51:49So you need my help with pest control?
00:51:51I'm on my way.
00:51:59Do you have an update for me?
00:52:03Here's one for you.
00:52:04Your stupid little stunt last night almost ruined the reputation of this school and my entire family.
00:52:10I didn't mean for any of that to happen.
00:52:12I just want what I'm promised.
00:52:14I got Ethan's signature like you asked.
00:52:18The nerd.
00:52:21I'll have you your precious money.
00:52:23Don't forget.
00:52:24Until the end of the school year, you promised that Ethan wouldn't find out.
00:52:29Find out about what?
00:52:31Oh, I, uh, nothing.
00:52:35Nothing at all.
00:52:38Bullshit.
00:52:39What are you two up to?
00:52:44Oh, all right.
00:52:46You caught us.
00:52:49Maddie here.
00:52:51I came to ask my advice on, uh, how to ask you to prom.
00:52:57Maddie, that's all you were hiding?
00:53:01Uh, yeah, it was.
00:53:15I'm starting to find it sexy how you take the lead.
00:53:18You even came up with the idea to go to London.
00:53:21I didn't get it at first.
00:53:23I mean, who gives a shit about London?
00:53:26That's right.
00:53:28London was my dream.
00:53:29It was never yours.
00:53:31And I'm going to protect my dream.
00:53:33But now, I want to get away and just have you all to myself.
00:53:38Prom and graduation are less than two weeks away.
00:53:41All that matters is keeping Ethan from the truth just a little longer.
00:53:45That he's not following me to London.
00:53:50Speaking of the bullshit.
00:53:52Maddie, I have a, uh, very important question I want to ask you.
00:53:58Privately, if you're done ape-sitting, that is.
00:54:02Of course.
00:54:03Bunny, Maddie just asked me a very important question just now, too.
00:54:08Ethan.
00:54:08What's he talking about?
00:54:10So shy, babe.
00:54:12Maddie just asked me to prom.
00:54:16I guess you lost, Simp.
00:54:19Right.
00:54:20Okay, I, uh, I wasn't expecting that from you.
00:54:29That skank is taking Ethan to prom?
00:54:33What do we do?
00:54:35Follow my lead, bitches.
00:54:39I guess that answers my other question, too.
00:54:42You, you really are going to London next year with this coming.
00:54:46How did you find out?
00:54:48That's right.
00:54:48Ding, ding, ding.
00:54:50Ten points to Harry Potter.
00:54:53I can explain.
00:54:54See you, Maddie.
00:54:55I don't think I can handle any more surprises today.
00:55:00Oh, my God.
00:55:01You're the Duke's son.
00:55:02We're on the yearbook committee, and we were wondering if you'd be in a photo shoot with us.
00:55:06Are you serious?
00:55:07F off.
00:55:07Well, actually, my evening just freed up.
00:55:12I'd love to help, ladies.
00:55:14Snoke.
00:55:16He's the one I want to go to prom with.
00:55:19But my future is in jeopardy.
00:55:23Dammit, Maddie.
00:55:24What do I do?
00:55:26Do you ladies have what I asked for?
00:55:29Camera.
00:55:29Bong.
00:55:30Party supplies.
00:55:32Check.
00:55:33Check and check.
00:55:34And?
00:55:38Don't worry, little sis.
00:55:40You and Ethan aren't going to be the only happy couple left in town once I'm done.
00:55:48Oh, I didn't realize the shoot was in my room.
00:55:55Jeez.
00:56:00Isn't this for the school year?
00:56:01But alcohol's a bit inappropriate.
00:56:04It's for the bloopers page.
00:56:06Give us a funny quote.
00:56:07Or what's that weird flag?
00:56:09Is it Harry Potter?
00:56:14Oh, I'm a Ravenclaw, too.
00:56:17It's Chelsea.
00:56:19It's a football club.
00:56:21Don't worry.
00:56:24I'm going to eat this.
00:56:26Say cheese.
00:56:27Or should I say goodnight?
00:56:32I'm sorry.
00:56:38I'm sorry.
00:56:39Sorry, I, uh, I feel a bit, uh, sleepy.
00:56:49Time for the Royal Air's real photo shoot.
00:56:53Props out and shirts off, ladies.
00:57:11Oh, Maddie, who do you think the Royal Air is going to choose?
00:57:14His worldwide reputation?
00:57:16Or you?
00:57:18What's next?
00:57:19Oh, well, we wait for Maddie to go to her perfect little prom night, but we make sure
00:57:23that her Prince Charming's not there to save her.
00:57:34Vitals are literally in two weeks.
00:57:36Stop spamming Reese.
00:57:38He's probably avoiding you.
00:57:40Oh, he hasn't been answering me all day.
00:57:42And I'm worried about that photo shoot.
00:57:45He's definitely making you jealous so you don't see how hurt he is about London.
00:57:51Oh, I was going to tell him.
00:57:54Then I got forced into stupid prom.
00:57:57You know what?
00:57:58I'm not going.
00:57:59You have to go.
00:58:01Then I won't be going with the guy that I want.
00:58:04Your deal with Donna completes on prom night.
00:58:06No one in the class of 2026 can transfer after midnight.
00:58:09You show up with Ethan, but you can leave with Reese.
00:58:14And how would I accomplish that?
00:58:16He hasn't talked to me all day.
00:58:18We're going to find you the world's most sexiest outfit.
00:58:21One he can't ignore.
00:58:24Where?
00:58:28Already got the Sheen cart locked and loaded with your prom serve strategy?
00:58:35You just show up and let the dress do the seducing.
00:58:49Oh, my God.
00:58:55Open it.
00:59:05Yeah.
00:59:07That looks really good.
00:59:31I spent hours scrolling on the top trend section in the Sheen app.
00:59:36You're welcome.
00:59:38My bestie's going to get all the attention tonight from one man in particular, hopefully.
00:59:45Voila!
00:59:47Take a look at my finest handiwork.
00:59:51Oh, my God.
00:59:54You're an artist, Anne.
00:59:56I mean it.
00:59:57Now, go make sure my work isn't in vain.
01:00:01Go to prom and get the man you want.
01:00:09And my so-called boyfriend is late to pick me up on prom night.
01:00:14Of course.
01:00:16He might be.
01:00:18But I'm not.
01:00:20Reese?
01:00:21What are you...
01:00:22I came to clear the air, Maddie.
01:00:24Look, I get it.
01:00:25You're with Ethan.
01:00:25And you're rooming with him next year.
01:00:28But I'm not so stupid that I'd let my feelings about that stop us from being friends.
01:00:36Friends?
01:00:37It's disappointing.
01:00:39Wait.
01:00:39What do you mean?
01:00:41Yeah!
01:00:42Huh?
01:00:43Hey.
01:00:45Reese!
01:00:46Reese, Reese!
01:00:47Oh!
01:00:47What about, bitch?
01:00:49Maddie!
01:00:51Looks like Maddie's not going to ride in a limo tonight.
01:00:55Are all American girls this fucking psychotic?
01:00:59You sure you want to go after Maddie?
01:01:01Zoe, why don't you show him the photos we got for the yearbook?
01:01:06How much do you think the British paparazzi's going to pay for the Duke-to-be partying with
01:01:11strippers?
01:01:14You faked those photos.
01:01:16Why?
01:01:16To hurt Maddie?
01:01:17You can't save her, Duke Reese.
01:01:19Not without setting your reputation back home on fire.
01:01:23How would your mommy and daddy feel seeing their heir with three hookers, a bong, and a
01:01:31bottle of Jack?
01:01:31I came to America because I was kicked out of the UK, darling.
01:01:35You can't blackmail me.
01:01:37You're four months too late.
01:01:38What?
01:01:39Now, I've never been caught with hookers, but if it meant rescuing Maddie, I'd let you
01:01:44witches film me committing murder.
01:01:47Jay!
01:01:50Follow that transit van.
01:01:52Go faster.
01:01:53They've got my girl.
01:01:56What do we do now?
01:02:05Where's Maddie?
01:02:06She just left with Reese.
01:02:08It looks like she stood you up.
01:02:09You know, she really doesn't care about you, Ethan.
01:02:11Wow.
01:02:12What a skank.
01:02:13You know, but I would still love to go with you.
01:02:17Duh.
01:02:18Vanessa.
01:02:19You are the one with a heart of gold.
01:02:22I should have known this all along.
01:02:38You want me to hold me up, sweetheart?
01:02:39Let go of me!
01:02:40Daddy, it up to you!
01:02:41Where are you taking me?
01:02:43Something's over there.
01:02:43They can't even scream.
01:02:45We heard you have a little virginity problem.
01:02:49Your problem is perfect for that.
01:02:52Help!
01:02:53Please!
01:02:53Someone help!
01:02:54You're screaming!
01:02:55Mom!
01:02:57Get the fuck out!
01:03:06Get the fuck out on the ground!
01:03:07Get on the ground!
01:03:07Please!
01:03:07Please!
01:03:10Get down!
01:03:11Don't shoot, man.
01:03:21Hey.
01:03:23I'm going to.
01:03:28I thought they were going to.
01:03:30Never.
01:03:31Not with me around.
01:03:32Maddie, why would they do this to you?
01:03:34That's fucking insane.
01:03:35You have to be to like Ethan.
01:03:37Don't you?
01:03:39I mean, you propose to him, which is the American custom, and you're wearing a stunning dress.
01:03:45Isn't this all for Ethan's attention?
01:03:50I did this for you, Reese.
01:03:53To win you back.
01:03:55Win me back?
01:03:56Maddie, you're the one who asked Ethan to prom, and rooming with him next year.
01:04:02I can explain, and I will, at prom night when we're exposing those bitches to the senior year class, but
01:04:07for now.
01:04:17Maggie, there's no one to make jealous here.
01:04:20I like you.
01:04:22Simple.
01:04:22And I'd like to take you to prom.
01:04:25Always have.
01:04:26Okay, so how are we going to expose Vanessa then?
01:04:44I thought you said Maddie and Reese were coming together.
01:04:47Where is she?
01:04:48Look, Maddie is gone.
01:04:50Don't worry about her.
01:04:58Hurry up, and make sure to nominate Ethan as my king.
01:05:17Oh, I thought she ditched Ethan.
01:05:19So she has two guys, and brings both of them to prom?
01:05:23It's so trashy.
01:05:24Maddie's weird for that.
01:05:26At least I don't have to worry about Maddie snitching on us anymore.
01:05:29Look at her.
01:05:30No one is going to trust a two-faced lime slut.
01:05:33Hurry up.
01:05:34Put the ballot in.
01:05:35Make sure I am prom queen with Ethan.
01:05:37See, baby sis.
01:05:38I told you this would be your senior year.
01:05:43Ms. Sinclair, do not tell me you are here to cause a scene.
01:05:47Security?
01:05:48Wait.
01:05:49No, I'm done with your excuses, your explanations.
01:05:53I don't want to hear anything from you.
01:05:55I know your scheming weighs all too well.
01:05:59Security?
01:06:00Wait.
01:06:02Principal Sutton, you're making a mistake.
01:06:05And why should I believe your word?
01:06:08My word as a high school student might not mean much, but you have my word as a royal.
01:06:12And I swear on king and country, Madeline is innocent.
01:06:16Vanessa is the one that you should be arresting, and we can prove it.
01:06:26Fine.
01:06:29What do you need?
01:06:33Follow me.
01:06:39Ethan, is that you?
01:06:43What could drag your sorry ass here?
01:06:45You just can't seem to take a fucking hint, Maddie.
01:06:48Vanessa, I don't want any trouble.
01:06:51What are you doing?
01:06:52Looking for Ethan?
01:06:53He's going to be my prom king.
01:06:55That can't happen with you hanging around and begging for his attention.
01:06:59Didn't we get rid of you?
01:07:00Or did the kidnappers find you too repulsive and want to fuck you?
01:07:04Just like Ethan.
01:07:10Those kidnappers could have hurt me.
01:07:12Clearly, they didn't.
01:07:13So I have to finish the job.
01:07:16Girls?
01:07:21You shouldn't have fucked with Vanessa.
01:07:24Vanessa, stop.
01:07:25This is crazy even for you.
01:07:26I poured acid on you.
01:07:28I hired a kidnapper.
01:07:30And you think I won't fuck up your face?
01:07:32Is your little prince still going to want you after this?
01:07:35Doubt it.
01:07:37Breathe now!
01:07:39Huh?
01:07:42Surprise!
01:07:47Get your hands off, my lady.
01:07:50Thanks for all the help, Principal Sutton.
01:07:53No!
01:07:54This can't be happening!
01:07:55Security!
01:07:56Ethan, listen to me.
01:07:58You have to believe me.
01:07:59She just framed me.
01:08:00She's jealous of us.
01:08:01There's no us.
01:08:03You're psycho.
01:08:04You've been torturing my girlfriend behind my back.
01:08:07We're done.
01:08:08Mom, get them out of here already.
01:08:10Over there.
01:08:11All four of them.
01:08:12I'm not even a student here.
01:08:13You can't expel me or whatever.
01:08:15Oh, honey.
01:08:16You wish I was stopping at expulsion.
01:08:19You're all adults.
01:08:20I'll be pressing charges.
01:08:22The police are on their way as we speak.
01:08:24I was going to be your prom queen.
01:08:26Please!
01:08:39Knowing Vanessa, she probably rigged the ballots.
01:08:43But there's no one I'd rather be king with.
01:08:47No!
01:08:53Oh, that is so sweet.
01:08:56Maddie, you've been put through hell.
01:08:58I see that now.
01:09:00Vanessa's not going to bother anyone anymore.
01:09:03Can we just start over?
01:09:13I'm not interested.
01:09:17What?
01:09:18What are you talking about?
01:09:19I just apologized to you in fun of everyone.
01:09:24Do you know how humiliating that is?
01:09:26You don't know what humiliation is, Ethan.
01:09:29It's when you spend years waiting to give your boyfriend your first time.
01:09:32And then he spends the date with some girl he doesn't even care about.
01:09:36You know about that?
01:09:39Whatever Vanessa told you, she's a liar.
01:09:42I was there, Ethan.
01:09:44I saw you cheat on me.
01:09:46I know about all the times you stood me up, you ditched me just to go be with her.
01:09:50Now you're just causing a scene.
01:09:51Do you want to talk somewhere privately?
01:09:53We have our move to London in three months.
01:09:55Right, about that.
01:09:57I wasn't going to do this here, but you're not coming with me to London.
01:10:01You're not coming at all.
01:10:02In fact, you signed over your transfer out of London to Duke.
01:10:11No, I'm coming with you to London.
01:10:13This is fake.
01:10:15This means nothing.
01:10:16That's not the original document.
01:10:18Who has it?
01:10:19Now you stop playing games.
01:10:20Back off.
01:10:23All right.
01:10:25Oh, you put her up to this, asshole.
01:10:27So you could have her all to yourself in your shitty little country.
01:10:31It was my idea.
01:10:34Mom?
01:10:36Why would you do that?
01:10:38Let you run off to another country?
01:10:40Following a girlfriend you're too stupid to keep?
01:10:43You're brash.
01:10:44You're selfish.
01:10:45And quite frankly, you're stupid.
01:10:47It's much better if you stay here with me so I can keep an eye on you.
01:10:51Mom, shut up.
01:10:52You do not tell your mother to shut up in public.
01:10:57Now let's go.
01:10:58Madeline, you'll be receiving what you're owed.
01:11:02And I, um...
01:11:05Apologize for my son's behavior.
01:11:12So, that is going to be one hell of a letter of recommendation she's writing for you.
01:11:18I'm sorry I kept this from you.
01:11:21Donna swore me to secrecy.
01:11:23You don't have to explain anything, Maddie.
01:11:25I'm not mad.
01:11:26Really?
01:11:28Because I feel like Vanessa right now.
01:11:31That you are not.
01:11:33And besides, I'm a member of the royal family.
01:11:35This is just another Tuesday for me.
01:11:37And actually, I'm having a lot of fun.
01:11:39And I kind of don't want the evening to end here.
01:11:58There's a private place backstage.
01:12:02Are you sure?
01:12:04I am.
01:12:06I truly, truly am.
01:12:11What are you thinking?
01:12:13Huh?
01:12:14Sit here and you wait while I go get the car.
01:12:16Oh!
01:12:17And your father's jet just landed.
01:12:20He'll have a lot to say to you.
01:12:31Is that Maddie?
01:12:35She can't be that mad.
01:12:37I can win her back.
01:12:42I can help.
01:12:43I can help.
01:12:59Did you hear something?
01:13:02What if someone's watching?
01:13:05Well, that don't...
01:13:05I don't care.
01:13:08I don't care either.
01:13:11No!
01:13:11Maddie!
01:13:12No!
01:13:13No!
01:13:50All right.
01:13:52Well, that is the last of them.
01:13:56Can you believe Anne packed all this for me?
01:13:58I mean, I guess I'm not allowed to move to London
01:14:00without a total wardrobe revamp from Sheen Top 20.
01:14:03No wonder I'm not allowed to buy you any clothes.
01:14:05Looks like Anne's got you covered.
01:14:09Should we go to the cafe?
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:22Oh, they really don't stop.
01:14:24Do you want to know what will really drive them wild?
01:14:27No.
01:14:28No, Louise, don't.
01:14:29No, no, no, no, no.
01:14:37You're such an ass.
01:14:39My mom's going to text me the minute she sees that on a magazine.
01:14:42Come on.
01:14:42I better get my kisses in before I go back.
01:14:44Right.
01:14:45Los Angeles.
01:14:47Promise me you'll visit.
01:14:49You know I won't.
01:14:56I'm so excited to see you in the next video.
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