00:08To be continued...
00:34Delivery of Creepy Old Crazy Carl the Ventriloquist Dummy to Ventriloquist Competition? Check.
00:40Great work, gang. Let's go get breakfast.
00:49All yours.
00:51Thanks, kids. Got this under control. Nothing to be scared about. It's just a dummy.
00:55Like, Scoob, I wish he hadn't said that. He's just asking for it.
01:00Yeah, poor fella.
01:19What?
01:20I've got no strings.
01:22Hello?
01:25Hello?
01:26Hello is what you say when you're facing the day.
01:29Goodbye is what you say when they carry you away.
01:35Come here, new friend.
01:44Scooby-Dooby-Doo and guess you. We know you're one in a million.
01:51Scooby-Doo. We can count on you. Scooby-Doo. To catch an unmasked bad villain.
02:00Jeepers. It's Jeff Dunham and Darcy Lynn Farmer.
02:05Oh, crazy Carl. He's alive. It was so scary.
02:12Oh, dude. That is always what happens when anyone says there's nothing to be scared of.
02:17Humans are silly.
02:22why are we back here this is where we delivered that creepy dummy yeah bad idea oh we just wanted
02:28to check in with the man who hired us to deliver the dummy the creator and promoter of this charity
02:33event mr. baz bozington what do you want oh sorry it's you mystery solvers heard my name and i was
02:41sure it was yet another problem but you guys are all right my book best puppet delivery work i've
02:47seen since japan you did your job and that's one less problem for me you got a lot more where
02:54that
02:54came from problems that is you got a big one jeepers i can't believe it's world famous
03:01ventriloquist jeff dunham and rising star ventriloquist darcy lynn farmer what about me
03:06i hate being left out my name's petunia i'm shy oh right you're really shy i am well except when
03:14i'm
03:15singing i'm so very shy i can't tell you why i'm just so very shy flying high in the sky
03:35can we leave now i am not sharing the stage with some evil possessed dummy walter is that what scared
03:43that floor security guard no way evil possessed dummies aren't real well the legend is that the crazy
03:49carl dummy was once owned by the most evil ventriloquist that ever lived no walter not me
03:57apparently this guy was so evil that on his deathbed he pushed his dark soul into the dummy
04:04and it's been in there ever since causing chaos and mayhem but nobody really believes that we believe
04:11it yeah we do we believe it we can't just leave walter we promise to be judges at this ventriloquist
04:17competition it's true jeff dunham and darcy lynn farmer have both graciously donated their time
04:23and ventriloquist skills as judges at my charity competition i've managed to assemble great prizes
04:29a painting of the famous sad clan of kalamazoo a beloved hat and monocle and maybe the strangest
04:37dummy of all times crazy carl but you guys are well acquainted with that bloke with all your
04:45experience i'm sure that you know there's nothing to be afraid of there they go again they never learn
04:50wow shaggy that is some first-rate ventriloquism how do you make scooby talk it's really impressive
04:57like i don't ventriloquize him i'm a real talking dog wow amazing he's really good
05:08petunia what's wrong i've been thinking about that floor security guard he looked really scared
05:14probably saw a picture of my wife you get it yeah we get it walter but something is definitely going
05:21on we'd all feel better if you mystery solving teens stayed around we'd be happy to help oh i wouldn't
05:27want to be a bother we love creepy doll-based mysteries okay then let me show you around
05:32like mr scooby-doo let's find the food table
05:37i'll pray you
05:42point
05:48read my lips scoob let's chowamunga
05:53words i always understand
05:56it's a veritable smorgasbord
06:01like i know right scoob it's definitely a giggle worthy feast
06:05i didn't giggle
06:09but if you didn't giggle
06:14that's right kitties i bet you can guess it's true i'm the one who's right behind you
06:21boo
06:22oh crazy carl
06:27naughty naughty it's not nice to play with your food but how about if it plays with you
06:32nice to eat you
06:35oh i see someone's been to charm school
06:38boo again
06:43so you see there's plenty of security precautions
06:59wait shaggy what i have no idea what scooby just said you were way better two minutes ago
07:04yeah sorry you were much better before have you tried practicing in front of a mirror
07:10like dudes i am not throwing my voice into scooby-doo
07:13crazy dummy
07:29i sure hope scooby-doo isn't like that with all dummies and puppets
07:36buried you
07:37um don't worry mr bossington we'll dig it up and clean it right off
07:45don't worry guys
07:46yeah it's just a blood-sucking talent agent
07:50that's been hounding us to sign with him
07:52thought you could escape me huh
07:53i will get you both to sign with me
07:55and you know why
07:56because i am willing to destroy both your careers to do it
07:59that doesn't make any sense at all
08:01it makes perfect sense
08:03no careers you'll have to sign with me you'll see
08:06you'll pay with your livelihoods
08:11hmm
08:12well he's certainly suspicious
08:14come on everyone
08:15the ventriloquist competition is tomorrow
08:17let me get you checked in for the night
08:31thanks
08:31spared no expense
08:33everybody's got their own rooms
09:03what's going on
09:04what's going on
09:04what's going on
09:07huh scoob there's nothing
09:10huh it is good
09:11roses are red
09:12violets are blue
09:14abracadabra
09:15it's my time for you
09:23what's the matter
09:26scared of the dark
09:27you know why
09:30because you should be
09:55sorry guys couldn't resist
09:57i have this remote control for walter
09:59i love playing pranks on room service
10:02walter really freaks them out
10:03yeah the looks on their faces
10:06are a lot like you two knuckleheads
10:08it's not that
10:09creepy dummy
10:10right next door
10:14petunia's gone
10:15somebody must have stolen her
10:16we have to find her
10:23thanks for coming with me you guys
10:25i'm really scared
10:26yeah me too
10:28i'm like totally scared
10:29i'm a little nervous too
10:31please
10:31you big chickens
10:33nothing scares me
10:34i've seen it all
10:39see
10:39didn't scare me one thing
10:42chickens
10:46just when i thought this place
10:48couldn't get any creepier
10:49scared now
10:50nope
10:51nothing scares me
10:52have you seen my wife
10:53walter you're repeating yourself
10:56oh whatever
11:05the footprints in here
11:08oh petunia
11:09thank heavens you were in there
11:11or you would have been throwing your voice for nothing
11:13i know right
11:14that would have been embarrassing
11:16embarrassing
11:17you're not the one that has been locked inside a chest
11:20petunia
11:21who did this to you
11:22was it walter
11:25what like walter has both motive and opportunity
11:28no it was us
11:30we did it
11:32my son and i collect dolls
11:37of course you do
11:39oh he's a cute one
11:41maybe the cutest of them all
11:42he can stay
11:44forever
11:46holy moly
11:48okay now i'm scared
11:49son grab the dummy
11:50me
11:51me
11:52she means me you bunch of dummies
11:55run everybody run
11:58run
11:58run
11:58run
11:58run
11:59run
11:59run
12:00run
12:01run
12:01run
12:03run
12:03run
12:03run
12:04run
12:05run
12:06run
12:06run
12:10Let's go.
12:43Hiding like this makes me nervous, and when I'm nervous, I just have to sing.
12:48But, Junior, this is not the time.
12:54I get so nervous and afraid, and how I literally could have stayed home, stayed home, stayed
13:09home.
13:10Nice song, little songbird.
13:14Shaggy?
13:15Scooby?
13:28Where were you guys?
13:30We had to save Petunia.
13:32And now we're running.
13:33Running?
13:33From whom?
13:34Them!
13:36Grab the dummy!
13:38Don't let them take me alive!
13:42Hurry up!
13:43Get in!
13:47Hooray!
13:48We've been saved!
13:49We've been saved!
13:51We've been saved!
14:07We've been saved!
14:14You're going in for Shakespeare now?
14:16Every good diva should know a little Shakespeare.
14:19Petunia's right!
14:20Oh, I can't believe I just said that.
14:22But from what I've learned, the competition is the perfect place to expose who's really
14:27behind this.
14:28We're pretty sure it's Walter.
14:30Yeah.
14:31Walter.
14:32Wait.
14:32You think I'm the criminal?
14:34I'm a dummy, you dummies.
14:36That's right.
14:37The perfect cover.
14:38You think I'm puppeting a puppet who's puppeting a puppet?
14:41Exactly!
14:42The perfect crime.
14:44I got sawdust between my ears, but I still have more going on in here than you two.
14:50Gigs up, Walter!
14:51We'll take you in.
14:52Wow, Shaggy.
14:53That's really good.
14:54Now you're getting it.
14:55You guys will make perfect dummy bait.
14:57Why dudes, we are trying to tell you!
15:00It's okay, Shaggy.
15:02Some people just don't get me.
15:06It gives me great pleasure, ladies and gentlemen, to start this charity event, the First Annual
15:12Bears-Bossington Ventriloquist Competition featuring our esteemed judges Jeff Dunham and Darcy Lynn Farmer.
15:23First up for our esteemed judges is Simone and her clown friend, Sparky.
15:31Say, Sparky, what you been doing all day, huh?
15:34Oh, just clowning around.
15:39I really like how you've deconstructed your act, with the clown speaking in your voice and
15:43you in his.
15:46What?
15:47I was doing it wrong again?
15:51I'm so frustrated!
15:53What is this, vaudeville?
15:55Well, wasn't that great?
15:56All right, next up, little Sally and a talking treat.
16:01Say, guys, know any good jokes?
16:04Knock, knock.
16:04Who's there?
16:06Orange.
16:07Orange who?
16:08Orange, you're glad he didn't say banana.
16:11Wait, I don't get it.
16:15He's not the only one.
16:19Okay, let's just move this along.
16:22Up next, a man and his talking monkey.
16:32Um, does your monkey talk?
16:35Gee, I don't know.
16:38Do you talk?
16:44Now it's getting good.
16:45Walter.
16:49Oh, no.
16:51This isn't going so well.
16:53Oh, boy.
16:54Like, man, I'm really hungry.
16:56Me too.
16:58You monsters!
17:00What have you done to my babies?
17:08I'm okay.
17:09No big deal.
17:11Oh, mommy.
17:13I like being eaten.
17:15I'm delicious.
17:18No!
17:20There you are.
17:21We've got to get you two ready for the trap.
17:23Come on!
17:28Next up, the comedy stylings of Shaggy Rogers and his talking best friend, Scooby-Doo.
17:44Hi, dude.
17:45This is so scary.
17:48What do we do, Shaggy?
17:52Hey, check out this guy.
17:55Hey, Scoob.
17:56This is just my work.
17:57Follow my lead.
17:59Like Scooby-Doo, say your name.
18:02Your name.
18:04No, Scoob.
18:05I mean, say your name.
18:07Scooby.
18:08Your name, Scooby?
18:16Shaggy, say your name.
18:17Your name, Shaggy.
18:21Shaggy.
18:22Shaggy.
18:23Shaggy and Scooby.
18:25Like, dude.
18:26They think we're really funny.
18:28Yeah?
18:29Maybe they've never seen a talking dog before.
18:32And they never will again.
18:34Because your act is over before it began.
18:38It's curtains for you.
18:40Final curtains.
18:41Oh, my word.
18:51Oh, my.
18:53Oh, my.
18:54Oh, my.
18:54Oh, my.
18:55Oh, my.
18:55You mach.
18:55Oh, my.
18:57Hi!
18:58Oh, my.
18:59Oh, my.
19:00Calm down.
19:01He's going to have to kill them.
19:02You can throw your voice while running?
19:04That's amazing.
19:05Seriously?
19:07I don't like a dummy!
19:11It's working!
19:12Now, kid!
19:13Now!
19:18Let's finish this!
19:23Help!
19:24Help!
19:24I'm in frame!
19:25I have an alibi!
19:26I'm too young for the woodpile!
19:28We did it!
19:29Now let's see who's really behind this evil, possessed, ventriloquist dummy.
19:35Baz Washington!
19:38But why?
19:40It's all quite simple, really.
19:42It all started making sense when I saw Jeff Dunham's remote control for Walter.
19:46So, I hacked into a cell phone tower and found two remote control signals operating.
19:51Someone was controlling Crazy Carl.
19:54I did a little research on Baz after he mentioned having worked in Japan,
19:57and found him as a part of a famous Bunraku puppet troupe.
20:01He did it all!
20:02He puppeted the Crazy Carl dummy via remote, as well as puppeting it right in front of our
20:07eyes while wearing his all-black Hiroko clothing.
20:10He couldn't let that old lady and her son at the motel get their hands on either Walter or Petunia.
20:16He desperately needed the competition to continue.
20:18And we would've paid good money for those dummies.
20:22You see, we're starting our very own doll museum!
20:27Dying!
20:29Wow!
20:30I'd love to sign the both of you for a great new reality TV show about doll collecting!
20:36I love ventriloquism!
20:38You see, I've always wanted to be in a competition, but could never make the cut!
20:42So I created my own competition.
20:45And I knew that if I could impress the likes of Jeff Dunham and Darcy Lynn Farmer,
20:50I'd prove to the world I did have what it takes!
20:53Oh, and I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you maddling kids!
20:58But you did get away with it!
21:01Your ability to throw your voice during this entire crazy mystery was really impressive!
21:05Yeah, we both loved your act!
21:07I didn't!
21:08What?
21:09Me?
21:10You deserve this trophy!
21:12Oh!
21:13This...
21:13This is the happiest day of my life!
21:17Gimme that!
21:18It's mine!
21:19You like me!
21:20You really, really like me!
21:22Take him away, boys!
21:24Oh no!
21:26I love a happy ending!
21:28And Shaggy, you get second place for making Scooby talk like that!
21:33You do know that Scooby-Doo is a real talking dog!
21:36I am!
21:36I really am a talking dog!
21:39A real talking dog!
21:40I like talking!
21:41Ruh-roh!
21:43Ruh-roh!
21:44I'm a talking dog!
21:47Oh, look at me!
21:48I'm a real talking dog!
21:50I love Scooby Snacks!
21:52Scooby Scooby Snacks!
21:53Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum!
21:55Scooby Dooby Doo!
21:58Can we leave now?
22:00Can we leave now?
22:00You have witches?
22:29We joke of Jeffers!
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