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Black Ops - Season 2 - Episode 03
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00:00What's going on?
00:01Just give us 24 hours to find Steve, then we'll come clean.
00:05We haven't got an image of Steve.
00:07But I know where we can get one.
00:08We are coming for you.
00:11You got any last words?
00:12What if I was to call up your record and just hit delete?
00:15I kind of told him I could wipe his record.
00:18Tell him you wiped it.
00:19By the time he finds out the truth, the police have got it.
00:21Oh, fuck!
00:21Is it done?
00:22It is done. Your record is clean.
00:24Your boyfriend is here.
00:26Hello, beautiful. How was your day?
00:30Oh, Judy, that food was something.
00:33Was that a hint of cumin in that rice?
00:35Yes, there was.
00:37Thank you, Tevin.
00:38So, Dom, tell us, how did you meet such a sweet, sweet guy?
00:43Oh, you mean how did I manage to meet such a sweet, sweet girl?
00:47He thinks she's the catch.
00:48We can all hear you, Dad.
00:50So, how long have you two been an item?
00:53Yeah, um, you know, we're not really, like, an item.
00:57It's more of a, the kids say, situationship.
01:01Four months, last Wednesday.
01:04After Dom bought me a dozen roses, I thought, rah, rah, fair play.
01:08I mean, why can't a woman buy a man flowers?
01:11Oh?
01:12Right, who's got room for dessert?
01:14Oh, yes.
01:14Yeah, actually, Tevin, I think you've got to be getting back, right?
01:18No.
01:18Tevin lives south.
01:19Oh.
01:20Like, really south.
01:21Like, Croydon.
01:23South Croydon.
01:24And I remember you saying that you need to get home to close your curtains before it gets
01:28dark, cos, you know, your estate's a bit rough.
01:32Oh.
01:32Yeah, yeah.
01:33Actually, that's what I came round there to tell you.
01:35To tell us what, Tevin?
01:37I don't live in South Croydon anymore.
01:39Actually, I don't live anywhere anymore.
01:43Landlord kicked me out.
01:44Yeah.
01:45He hiked up the rent, cos Croydon's so up and coming.
01:49Especially the south part, where it's leafier.
01:53I told him I couldn't afford it.
01:55Came home, found my stuff in bin bags, and the locks changed.
01:59No, that's disgusting.
02:01Not to mention illegal.
02:02Yeah.
02:05Well, maybe we could help.
02:06Yeah, we can get you the name of a really good lawyer.
02:08No.
02:09We've got space here.
02:11Do we?
02:12Yeah, you could crash here for a bit.
02:15I just...
02:17I was just thinking about the insurance.
02:20You know, can we have guests?
02:23Of course we can have guests, Dom.
02:25Yes.
02:26Thank you, Maurice.
02:27I mean...
02:28Dad.
02:29It's...
02:29Listen, it's no problem.
02:32It's a son.
02:33Yeah, right.
02:34Er, babe, can you help me clear these plates before we have this dessert that Julie's so obsessed
02:39of us having?
02:40Thanks.
02:40Sure.
02:42Oh.
02:42Come on.
02:43Let's go.
02:44Ooh, Dom's clearing the plates.
02:46This is...
02:47This is a first.
02:52What the fuck is this?
02:54What are you doing here?
02:55I know you didn't get my record wiped.
02:57I made some calls and I know it's bollocks.
03:01Okay, Devon.
03:03Here's what's gonna happen, okay?
03:05You've got ten seconds to get the fuck out of my house or I'm gonna call the police.
03:11And by the way, I have a special number to call because I'm secret services bitch and
03:16they come that bit faster.
03:17You won't call the police.
03:18Oh, I'm already doing it.
03:20Because if you do, you'll have to tell him that you handed over state secrets to a terrorist.
03:25At least that's what I heard you say earlier.
03:28Possible terrorist.
03:29This is what I think I said actually.
03:32Um...
03:34Okay, look, I did try to get your record wiped.
03:37Oh, you tried?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Oh, you tried?
03:38Well, that's fine.
03:39We'll just leave it then.
03:40Thank you for understanding.
03:41Try harder!
03:44It's so funny when you say things like that.
03:50Because I'm not leaving here until it's done.
03:53Get me?
03:54Yeah.
03:56I get you.
03:59Oh, Julie!
04:00Is this a dessert?
04:02Yeah.
04:04Ew.
04:05Nah, this isn't Julie's lemon drizzle cake.
04:08This has got to be M&S.
04:10Stop it, you.
04:12Come on, Pookie.
04:14Let's go.
04:21So this is my side.
04:23And that's your side.
04:25Did you put actual masking tape down?
04:27Mm-hmm.
04:29Don't think it's halfway.
04:30No.
04:31It's not halfway.
04:32You wanna know why?
04:33Because this is my room.
04:34And can we get something clear, alright?
04:36All of this...
04:38Not part of the deal.
04:40I tried to keep my hands to myself.
04:42Yeah.
04:42And we get changed under the bedding here.
04:45Because this is a Christian household.
04:47I'm told.
04:48Praise Jesus.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Praise him.
05:10Where are you going?
05:12Shit.
05:13I'm going for a piss.
05:16Is that alright with you?
05:18Don't drink liquids after 8pm.
05:22And don't...
05:24Don't get any ideas.
05:25I know where you live.
05:32Overnight Oaks.
05:33Overnight Oaks.
05:35Thank you, Susan.
05:35Overnight Oaks.
05:36Great.
05:36We all know.
05:37Your 24 hours are up.
05:40Tevin is living in my house what what he knows I didn't wipe his record he knows
05:47about the carnival file he is blackmailing me living in my house and
05:51eating my pop-tarts until I get his record white oh oh is he staying there
05:54forever because you are never getting his record white I know that Kate why did
05:59you tell me to say it I didn't tell you to say it I just floated it as a
06:05possibility look if you tell Fisher about the carnival file then he wouldn't have
06:09anything to blackmail me with yeah because I'll be in prison and he'll be
06:13at home watching Rick Stein's Mediterranean adventures with my dad and
06:16Julie but if we sort this out ourselves then he also won't have anything to
06:21blackmail me with need I remind you that you said 24 hours to solve this and that
06:28was up about 14 hours ago okay clock watching hmm holding me to my exact
06:36words is that what you're doing now is it yes oh well I said 24 hours until we get
06:43somewhere and we got somewhere we got his picture and we can find out who the guy
06:48is if we just take one little trip to the facial recognition suite so come on let's
06:53go so what's the big plan then because our passes don't work on this level
07:08so I'm trying to think maybe we try the African cleaner thing yes
07:22I don't like this song I respect authority there's a reason we shouldn't
07:27be in rooms we shouldn't be in okay just watch the corridor and tell me if anyone
07:30comes who's not gonna use it friends password rinsewind 69 god he is such a
07:35gram his majesty's government takes civil liberties extremely seriously
07:40oh god boring how's the view up there all clear for now okay let's get this bastard
07:52ah got him who is that that's not Steve yeah no it's some guy that ghosted me about six
07:59months ago he claimed he was moving to Frankfurt for work but I saw him at Lidl and I'm pretty
08:04sure just do Steve we haven't got time for sunglasses man we have not got time for sunglasses man
08:09we have not got time for sunglasses man all right just watch the corridor no
08:14idea how difficult it is for a single woman in London look whatever there he is finally
08:22okay date base searching
08:26shit must be off grid figures okay okay well we tried oh hang on we still have to cross
08:31reference his image against CCTV okay um Dom I can hear someone coming okay I think it was the
08:36guy that was in here hurry up don't hurry up I'm not the one deep scanning London CCTV network
08:41all right it is the guy that was in here we need to get out now wait god it's like
08:46crystal
08:46made
09:10okay okay that was too close though I honestly thought for a second of the day my heart stopped
09:16yes it works and I didn't see the light okay come look at this okay look at all these sightings
09:21of
09:21Steve my god they really do know everything don't they I mean you can't even scratch your
09:26ass with my foot just go okay all right so there's a cluster there I think this must be where
09:35he lives
09:36right oh my god there he is there he is yes soldier title divide we are coming for you Steve
09:49what are you doing Steve and then she goes to dry her face with a tea towel and there he
09:55is clear as
09:56day the image of Jesus where he got right there I mean she framed it she put it on the
10:02wall in her
10:02church next to the notice board it's uncanny I've seen it and yes you can argue it looks like a
10:07young
10:07Jeremy Irons but he's still with us so I don't imagine appearing on tea towels it's him no it's
10:12definitely Jesus no it's Steve he's coming out maybe he's expecting a delivery do you think Steve
10:18is a Macadese guy or BK's guy no it's got to be Macadese no it was a BK okay yeah
10:22he's moving let's go
10:24well speaking of Macadese if we pass a drive seat can we just we are following a suspect please I'm
10:28hungry all right fine if we pass on thank you don't get too close I know what I'm doing you
10:33need to change
10:34oh my god why are we following him told you I need to get some leverage on this guy find
10:45out what
10:45he's up to oh there they're sitting on the bench oh incoming someone with a bag oh he's sitting down
10:58on the bench next to him kind of elder statesman silver fox debonair time oh let me see oh yeah
11:08he is a silver fox right wonder if they're related they got the same square jawline oh he's left the
11:13bag it's a handover it's a handover see I knew it right coming for you Steve
11:28maybe we should have followed silver fox no we stick on Steve we need to find out what that guy
11:33gave
11:33him what's in that bag can you leave my aircon alone kids I'm hot this is stressful
11:39I'm still right yes I have eyes Kate he's walking to a lockup he's opening the lockup he's taking a
11:48bag
11:49in the lockup all of this he's closing the door to the lockup and he's looking right out oh shit
12:06and he's driving away without the bag the bag is in the locker
12:21we need to find out what's in there bomb making equipment weapons anthrax that's our leverage and
12:28then we can say to him we found your little bomb making lair it's out of action and nobody needs
12:32to know about this as long as nobody knows about the file sounds icky yeah well that's that's a game
12:37you know it's it's icky oh maybe we can recruit him as an asset and and and and then he
12:44can foil
12:44future plans for us okay so how do we get in um oh they've got a lock picker who the
12:53tesco express
12:54around the corner mi5k you know our esteemed employer yeah no yeah graham told me about the
13:00gadget stores no I'm aware of the gadget stores I also know that you need a pink form from accounts
13:06with a job code to get anything out of there it's paperwork bureaucracy
13:15what
13:20Deborah hi how are you better for seeing you handsome IRL I mean dreams don't count
13:28great great pata speaking of dreams you'd be really making mine come true if go on if you
13:38could give me a pink form for the gadget stores oh to get a pink form you need a blue
13:44form signed by
13:45your line manager yeah yeah this is kind of urgent so I was thinking maybe if there was a way
13:50you can
13:50give me a pink form now and I can get you that blue form later well we never normally do
13:55it like that
14:02and by later I was thinking dinner perhaps in a public venue oh you naughty boy
14:20stop it you were so smooth k you were like the samson to her delilah
14:27you're paying for dinner by the way and you're calling me as soon as it gets dark with the fake
14:30reason for me to leave you were the david to her bathsheba the boaz to her ruth
14:58so what kind of look are we talking cylinder deadbolt night lock combination oh just you know
15:05this is a standard one well what kind of building we're breaking into oh yeah it's an
15:15investigation yeah yeah yeah I know the drill but the building what are we talking oh a garage with
15:22a key lock thing okie dokie now we're getting somewhere Jesus Christ oh I'm pleased to see this
15:31getting a run out you see everything is cyber these days but you just can't beat the classics
15:37no I bet you can't I bet you can't if it sticks bit of this she'll be chirpy as a
15:41chipmunk gloves
15:42because I assume you're not planning on leaving a prince all over the place no no I'm not I don't
15:47know about her I don't know about you I'm not gonna do I'm not gonna do that we don't want
15:50to
15:50bolt cutters jeez louise if all else fails I'll give you a uv torch oh I always carry one of
16:00these you'd be surprised the amount of blood and semen you find under one of these hotel rooms tube
16:06there's more around than you think the old blood and semen and last but not least cacao balls
16:19like poisonous cacao balls no just thought you might want a snack I made them myself packed full
16:26of antioxidants oh well thanks Dave and um nice get up by the way oh thanks yeah I'm uh fighting
16:34the
16:34Cavaliers later for my sins well well good luck with that thanks mate they're a mad bunch of
16:41bastards yeah IT consultants from Cheadle Hume no way well I'll pray for you keeps me off the streets
16:48without it I'd be a maniac ha ha ha ha stop eating cacao balls let's do this there's a bad
16:58with it
16:58she'll be late why as far as he's concerned we're just going to our lockup yeah but you don't know
17:02Steve we're not Steve you all right hi oh yeah oh yeah hurry up okay hand me the silver thing
17:13silver thing hand me the gold thing gold thing now watch my back yep yes redemption is on the
17:29other side of this door oh my god shit crap father there's a code came what's the code okay
17:44oh why's the Boston number you're the one who's a link to the divine
17:49why should just run we haven't left any prints do you literally just saw our faces and dude is still
17:55watching us now why is it going faster why is it going faster uh one two three four four three
18:00two one how many combinations gonna be thousands Dom okay I'm just gonna press any random number wait
18:05UV torch hey everything all right now yeah yeah so you got some uh what it's lovely weather for it
18:16yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um um one seven eight nine okay so so
18:27what's the order
18:28um maybe it's his birth year so 1987 or 1978? or 1978 makes him 47? 1987 makes him uh 38!
18:53when we get out of here you're gonna see me stress eat about 10 cacao balls do not judge me
19:06wait with you what the hell they're pogs again what the hell yeah yeah you remember pogs you you just
19:25slammer to knock them over and get as many as possible face down these were
19:28these were massive in the 90s so was hooty and the blowfish cake but I don't
19:32expect them to be hidden in a garage the one of them a bag full of pogs don't
19:36know he has a hobby okay fine all right okay it's a dead end but it's only one
19:46line of inquiry okay we have his address so we can follow him again oh no don't
19:52don't you said 24 hours we've been getting on for three days yes and with
19:58every passing day we look guiltier just go where I need to think think you know
20:06listen see the scene back in the day it's all about lovers rock no no one talks
20:12about love it I'm home oh shit shit shit shit it's cool it's cool it's cool it's cool hey
20:20Dom hey dad you okay Dom I've got a real keeper here don't let a good one go oh I
20:29won't
20:29remember the stiff draw
20:35Tevin fixed it and he made us brunch this morning what did you put in those eggs
20:41a pinch of garlic powder
20:46yeah I'm just trying to earn my keep I don't want to outstay my welcome you know
20:53Bridgette Bridgette Bridgette okay all right Tevin babe can we have a little word in private now
21:05sure thing Tevin thank you were you just smoking a split with my dad
21:11I was just a rollie but I don't want to burst his bubble you know all right just stop stop
21:16what
21:16whatever this is like palling it up with my family well they're good people I get on with
21:20them okay I get that you're trying to psych me out but you can save your energy I already told
21:25you I can't get your record white yes you can I've seen what you can do when you put
21:30your mind to it so put your mind to this get it done and I ain't even fucking about Dom
21:41get the fuck out my room yes it's a business call I need something from the kitchen anyway
21:52gee baby what are you still doing awake I had a scary dream daddy all right but it was just
21:57a dream okay
21:58can you sing to me like you used to
22:14who's that lady I was just going through the thing hi um
22:26sonne la netina sonne la metina ding dang dong ding dang dong frere jacca frere jacca
22:54all right jay baby get to sleep now night night love you daddy love you too egghead
23:07egghead shut up that's why you want to get your record wiped isn't it yeah we're not doing this
23:15right now
23:57What's all this catch up where were you yesterday ah I had suspected meningitis
24:05Graham as I texted can't think why you're still not an agent
24:18okay do you recognize this it's a pink form it's your pink form and you're supposed to get a blue
24:25form signed by me to get one of those yeah yes I know I'm sorry it was an emergency why
24:31did you
24:31even need anything from the gadget store well it's a lot bigger and I was I got locked out of
24:37my flat use government resources like this because you got locked out I'm sorry but do you really
24:43think the taxpayer should be funding this Alistair I just thought you know if I can't get into my
24:51flat then I can't go to bed and then I can't have my cocker pops in the morning and that
24:58right I don't
25:00think I would be at my best for the taxpayer well next time get a locksmith yes yes sir absolute
25:14absolute
25:17I'm not right Wednesdays be Wednesday and oh I need a file pull on two agents Cody Hogan Derry Dominique
25:46Archibald
25:47oh okay check this out Fisher's file it was in my pile that rhymed oh my god do you know
25:54she was in
25:55the army don't like the actual army and this was her at uni check that out for some Bullingdon shit
26:00oh and this is her address 32 Ivydale Grove pretty sweet Dom there's something I need to tell you
26:10all right just tell me you don't have to shout either you come clean or I will
26:19are you being serious right now very
26:25all right fine oh thank the lord okay look Fisher's in our office but we're bringing Steve in
26:32what if I'm gonna have to confess to this thing then I want to bring him in at the same
26:36time
26:37bang solid proof I wasn't working with the guy that's the compromise okay we are bringing Steve in
27:12we might have a situation here
27:18okay
27:26hmm
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