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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:31Good evening, please.
00:37Who said I love you?
00:41I'm happy to be happy.
00:45Today, every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:48You both know.
00:50You can bring someone to a Netflix platform.
00:57You can bring someone to a YouTube channel.
00:59I'm talking about my own.
01:02If you have 4 people,
01:05your mother is different,
01:07your father is different,
01:07your children are different.
01:09I'm talking about you.
01:39That's how I'm saying.
01:40I don't think I'm going to be a girl I'm going to make up the tips I'm going to be
01:46a
01:46crazy guy I'm going to put a foundation like a highlighter blush with a lip gloss
01:54and finally you have black eyeliner and magenta mascara and you have no makeup look
02:11foreign
02:13foreign
02:13foreign
02:14I have been looking for YouTube
02:18Hi guys guys guys
02:20So I have a family
02:21as a guy
02:22Hi guys
02:23You can comment on them
02:25so you can feel bad
02:25You can feel bad
02:27Guys to go straight to the house
02:28So I haven't been able to do this
02:32Guys, I will tell you
02:33I will tell you
02:34Backless blouse
02:34Look, only one person
02:37from one person
02:38This is a big guy
02:40with a normal
02:51foreign
02:54foreign
02:55foreign
02:55foreign
02:58foreign
02:59foreign
03:25traveling video
03:26make your back
03:28and finish
03:29the world is
03:31looking at you
03:31deep comment
03:33coming
03:37but this is something
03:39true
03:40people who are talented
03:41who are the
03:42people who are the
03:43original content
03:44and who are the
03:44channel of themselves
03:45become a superstar
03:46our both
03:48stars are
03:49in the channel
03:49it's a
03:50lot of
03:52please welcome
03:52mrs.
03:53Samir
03:53and
03:54and Mr. Ranveer Alalabadiah.
04:13How are you doing?
04:16Welcome, welcome, welcome all of you.
04:18Welcome, welcome.
04:24.
04:29What was this?
04:31What was this?
04:31What's the hell?
04:33I am happy to be in jail that we're in jail.
04:36If you are both the most recent years,
04:43you started to search these celebrities.
04:47There have been many people,
04:50and non-binary people,
05:00foreign
05:02foreign
05:30foreign
05:52I feel like I'm going to go to the house, but now you'll have a little coaching
05:57about how to bounce back.
05:59Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together, there was a police case.
06:03So, today, you'll be together again.
06:06We'll have coffee, we'll have an anti-spitry bail before.
06:13Have you seen later in the past?
06:14I've seen a lot of episodes.
06:16I've seen a lot of episodes.
06:16I've seen a lot of episodes.
06:16I've seen a lot of episodes.
06:17I've seen a lot of episodes.
06:19I've seen a lot of episodes.
06:21And, when my show closed, one day before, I called myself to tell you something bad.
06:29What?
06:30Do you really?
06:32I said, look, you've come to the eyes.
06:34I'm going to go a little bit.
06:35So, I'm not going to tell you about my experience.
06:40You can say something, but when you're famous, you can't say anything.
06:45What?
07:14I'm going to tell you about my friends.
07:15You can tell me, I'm going to tell you, you've married.
07:16I am sure that you have learned a lot of things, and I am sure that you have learned a
07:19lot of things.
07:20Let's see if you love me today.
07:25When the show is closed, who did you first call?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30I had to call a lawyer before.
07:34And his phone didn't feel like that.
07:37Where did you call him?
07:38My brother came to an audience and I went to his house.
07:43He is here for that.
07:45He is here for that.
07:45The job is not a job.
07:51I had no idea.
07:52I had a minute of a day.
07:54I was there.
07:55I was like, come on.
07:56Then I knew that everything was going on.
07:58When you saw this clip, I said, come on, go.
08:03I was leaving my house.
08:12foreign
08:35How did you get your good time, your bad time will also go out.
08:44We were waiting for the rest.
08:45Something will happen, something will happen.
08:49At that time, Kapil Sir has also closed the tweet.
08:56How did he do it?
08:58In two weeks, he stopped taking puppies.
09:07Kapil, you came in the years before 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:12As I thought in 2007, this guy was the same.
09:15What?
09:17What?
09:18What?
09:19Come on, son.
09:21It's been a compliment for you.
09:22Yeah.
09:27It's amazing.
09:28Like a breath of fresh air.
09:29First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close someone's show.
09:36Then, leave your life.
09:39So, his heart is clean.
09:42In the last year, our friends are very high.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how it feels.
09:47That's right.
09:48That's right.
09:48That's right.
09:49That's right.
09:52That's right.
09:53That's right.
09:56That's right.
09:59That's right.
10:01That's right.
10:03That's right.
10:05That's right.
10:06That's right.
10:08That's right.
10:09That's right.
10:11That's right.
10:13That's right.
10:14That's right.
10:15That's right.
10:16That's right.
10:17That's right.
10:18That's right.
10:18That's right.
10:19That's right.
10:21That's right.
10:21That's right.
10:21That's right.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:38Thank you, sir.
10:45Thank you, brother.
10:51It was genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:54In truth, I'm watching you from childhood,
10:57like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream that I'm going to be on TV one day.
11:01I never thought you would go to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Archana Ma'am and Siddupa Ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:38You are absolutely brilliant.
11:42You are absolutely brilliant.
11:45Okay, sir.
11:47Sir,
11:48what you guys are learning.
11:49Genuinely,
11:50you are part of my whole childhood.
11:53You are watching me.
11:54You and Shaker, sir.
11:56You are in comedy circus.
11:57I follow every episode.
11:58I follow you.
11:59I don't know what to say.
12:08I don't know what to say.
12:10Come, come, please.
12:10I love you.
12:17You are too good, yeah.
12:17Genuinely, sir.
12:18I'm a little respect for both of you.
12:21I love you, but I love you.
12:23I love you.
12:24I love you, but I love you.
12:36I love you.
12:39Because of you,
12:40I love you.
12:40I love you.
12:40It looks like I have it.
12:42Their batting was strong.
12:46But when we both went to the police station,
12:49there was also a lot of fans of Siddupaji.
12:52They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
12:54He said, take it, take it, take it.
13:05Oh, my God.
13:06Oh, my God.
13:08Let me tell you something.
13:10Beer bicep?
13:12When it was started,
13:14the goal was to make a fitness channel.
13:17I thought it was a cool name.
13:19There are people's names in wrestling.
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought it was cool.
13:25But over time,
13:27I didn't drink beer.
13:30Bicep is still a little.
13:32But the name is a little popular.
13:34So we've kept it.
13:35Do you have a liquor license for this?
13:37Or do you say it?
13:38No, no, no.
13:39It's a liquor license.
13:40When you've seen stand-up,
13:43these are great jokes on your grandma.
14:01My mom has never said,
14:02so I can write a joke.
14:04Very good.
14:05Well said.
14:06Well said.
14:07And I've had some awareness.
14:09Like, my grandma, my brother,
14:11I was attacked once.
14:13And I was alone at home.
14:14And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:17Okay.
14:18Do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:20Tell me, Arsana,
14:22do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:221-0-0 is the only call right now.
14:25Who is the police?
14:25Yes.
14:27I didn't remember.
14:28Brother,
14:28I called 102.
14:30Who came here?
14:31Fire.
14:32Fire.
14:33Where did the fire look?
14:34I said,
14:35fire will be in the morning.
14:37cool.
14:46Yes.
14:47It's noÑŽÑ‚ fire.
14:50Oh,
14:50try.
14:52Oh,
14:58Holy cow,
14:59You'reRIQED.
14:59Oh.
14:59Boh.
14:59If I
14:59don't likeit, I don't
15:17You are an amazing comedian, so who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand up!
15:26In this case, I don't know how he does it.
15:44I don't know how he does it.
15:47I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
16:20It is unbelievable.
16:20I don't know how he does it.
17:01I don't know how many years you have played a show so many years.
17:04What is your perspective?
17:31I don't know how many years you have done it.
17:34I don't know how many years you have done it.
17:52One is LIC and the other is Ranveer.
17:55What is the story after death?
17:57That's why you don't go to the podcast.
18:03If someone went to the house, someone went to the house.
18:22I don't know how many years ago and I was like, I don't know how much you have done it.
18:25I don't know how much you have done it.
18:25But you are afraid or excited?
18:29You are afraid of me.
18:30Who is excited?
18:30How are you excited?
18:31I will die next.
18:36Come on, I will die next.
18:43I don't know.
18:45but for the last year, I had to go to the hospital.
18:54What are you going to go to the bathroom?
18:56That's what he's doing.
18:57What's he doing?
18:59What's he doing?
18:59What's he doing?
19:00What's he doing?
19:00What's he doing?
19:00What's he doing?
19:13What's he doing?
19:15Hello!
19:17Hello!
19:30Hi!
19:31Hello!
19:32Hi, Hi!
19:33Well, I have to shave your hands.
19:36That's what I've done.
19:42Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get a little bit.
19:46I'm gonna get a little bit.
19:46Yes, I'm gonna get a little bit.
19:52I'm gonna get a little bit.
19:54I'm gonna get a little bit.
19:56No, I'm gonna get a little bit.
19:56Wow!
19:59You go to the house and eat it.
20:01Hey, why are you eating it?
20:04No, don't open your mouth.
20:10No, no, no.
20:13If I don't know in the desert,
20:15we'll get a little bit.
20:20Correct, India's got deleted.
20:23India's got deleted.
20:26OK, let me introduce myself.
20:29I have a script from Sunil Paal.
20:35I have a script.
20:36I have seen your show.
20:37It's a very good show.
20:38Thank you so much.
20:40You have a joke to the audience.
20:42Yes, you have a joke.
20:43I have a joke.
20:44I have a person who lives in the balcony.
20:49He comes from here.
20:51He asks his brother, he's at home.
20:53He says he's gone.
20:56What happened?
20:57He doesn't have a place.
20:58The police didn't have a place.
21:02Police even came there.
21:07The police also came there.
21:08If the person is a little, it will go.
21:12If the person is a little, it will go.
21:12It is okay.
21:14What do you want to check the bag?
21:16What do you want to check the bag?
21:16A bag?
21:18The bag is in the bag.
21:23What's your time?
21:25This is Ranveer Alabadia bag.
21:31how to talk to alien
21:36yeti ke 101 kis se
21:41you have to read such a book
21:43you have to ask all of them
21:44you have to see the alien
21:47you have to see the podcast
21:53india india in the bag
21:55nahi
21:56I have to tell you
21:58you have to tell me
21:59a lot of content
22:05these are going to be a good
22:10baby
22:10yeah
22:14foreign
22:18foreign
22:20foreign
22:20foreign
22:24foreign
22:31foreign
22:54foreign
23:03foreign
23:13foreign
23:15foreign
23:42Thank you so much.
26:56why you need to comment longest and shortest running shows together
27:11showstopper with showstop
27:14public be creative every or the guy
27:18how you can
27:21and I have a man who already been on the channel and I'm a child and I'm a great
27:26very much better inside the house for a beach module that I was a believer
27:29disorder to leave a
27:33yeah
27:34I have a look at event me Mari mula got to eat or charge you have us some
27:40host character Stephen go Netflix ke office me or a land host or Joe
27:45so Kamal has been doing it yeah Charles I want to tell you first to tell you something about
27:52about it and then what are your fun things so first women's ladies first right so Archan and
27:59madam the same thing I love you my name is Charles Rao and I work for the National Association for
28:07the
28:07Blind India so we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India which works on
28:13the cradle till the grave for the community I am a little bit of my name who are from sighted
28:22to
28:22partially and partially to blindness kisina mujhe shaw ke dauron kisina bhaar pucha kisara comedy
28:27kapsikar to make a better job see by the way that's a comedy or yeah and met us Patana
28:32chunga archeram aap ke liya aap ko pata sympathy or empathy me kya difference a aaj mujhe show
28:59dieya
29:08Yes, so the story says that if you ever want to keep someone in life in life, then you will
29:13keep it with empathy.
29:14And not that you just have to do something and leave someone.
29:20Charles, do you want to do one podcast?
29:22Yes, sir.
29:24Do you want to take a client for your interview?
29:26Yes, sir.
29:28I have brought something which is made by my hand, my friend.
29:33So he's here.
29:35Beautiful.
29:35Thank you, brother.
29:36We have a gift.
29:38Charles, you are so sweet.
29:40And for you, you will get a trip.
30:45Oh
31:15I have a couple of other games and I will say Gernet not did it for a chat
31:21the key to your market that only situation
31:27just some of them I thought what some odd you are
31:36I was a much more than I thought I think I think I'm gonna play
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44:24I don't know, I don't know.
44:49foreign
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50:36Let me move on to the next topic.
50:53Let me move on to the next topic.
51:10Let me move on to the next topic.
51:13Let me move on to the next topic.
51:19Let me move on to the next topic.
51:52Yeah
51:55I'm sorry.
51:57I'm sorry.
51:59I'm sorry.
52:00I'm sorry.
52:23I'm sorry.
52:56I'm sorry.
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