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00:20:48slut.
00:20:49Well, you already used that one.
00:21:12Mark.
00:21:13What a surprise.
00:21:15I thought maybe we could have a couple drinks
00:21:17and discuss tomorrow's photo shoots.
00:21:19I'm really tired.
00:21:21You know, I put in a good word for you to Bob.
00:21:24I hope you appreciate that.
00:21:26Oh, I do appreciate it.
00:21:28It's just not tonight.
00:21:30You sure?
00:21:40Hmm.
00:21:55Wow.
00:21:57What a surprise.
00:21:59I thought maybe we could have a few drinks
00:22:01and discuss tomorrow's photo shoots.
00:22:03Oh.
00:22:04What?
00:22:06Let me guess.
00:22:08You put in a good word for me with Bob
00:22:10and now you hope that I appreciate it.
00:22:13How'd you know that?
00:22:14You used that line on me six months ago
00:22:16at the Playbunny shoot.
00:22:18Let me ask you a question.
00:22:20Have I tried that line on Angel before?
00:22:22Several times.
00:22:25But I don't think you've tried it on Angel.
00:22:29I think you're right.
00:22:33Don't mention it.
00:22:59All done.
00:23:30I have a confession to make.
00:23:32What?
00:23:34I'm drunk.
00:23:37I like that in my women.
00:23:41I have another confession.
00:23:43Confess away.
00:23:46I was telling Wilson that.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:54The photo shoot.
00:24:11Beautiful.
00:24:12Beautiful.
00:24:12Look around at me now.
00:24:13Hold that.
00:24:16Okay, leave the lungs to the camera.
00:24:18Just the camera.
00:24:18Make the lungs.
00:24:20Great.
00:24:21Good.
00:24:24One more.
00:24:26Through the left.
00:24:27Through the left.
00:24:28Camera.
00:24:29There you go.
00:24:29That's it.
00:24:29Good.
00:24:35Don't panic.
00:24:38Don't panic.
00:24:39Don't panic.
00:24:43Oh.
00:24:44Hmm.
00:24:48Hmm.
00:24:48Hmm.
00:24:51Hmm.
00:24:52Huh.
00:24:53Panic.
00:24:55What am I gonna do?
00:24:59All I need is just another reason.
00:25:05I tried so hard to tell you.
00:25:09I need your love and not your money.
00:25:15That's not enough for me.
00:25:16That's it.
00:25:17All right.
00:25:17Hold that.
00:25:18Beautiful.
00:25:19Great.
00:25:19Beautiful.
00:25:20Sweetheart, this is artwork here, okay?
00:25:22Hold that.
00:25:24I'm sure hope this stuff works.
00:26:00Okay, look at me.
00:26:01Make love to the camera.
00:26:02Look at the lens.
00:26:03That's it.
00:26:05Beautiful.
00:26:06There you go.
00:26:06Hold that.
00:26:10Hmm.
00:26:10Angel's running a little late.
00:26:14I can go get her.
00:26:16I mean, it's just I...
00:26:17I...
00:26:18We'll give her five more minutes.
00:26:20Great.
00:26:21Hold that.
00:26:21Here we go.
00:26:22One more.
00:26:22I need your love and not your money.
00:26:27It's not enough, honey.
00:26:30And you know I tried.
00:26:32It's so hard to take.
00:26:36I need your love and...
00:26:41Hmm.
00:26:42Looks like the competition just got a little easier.
00:26:45Shut up.
00:26:46You think she'll be all right?
00:26:47She looks fine to me.
00:26:48No, she doesn't look fine.
00:26:51All right, Wilson.
00:26:52I'll go back and get some help.
00:26:54Me too.
00:26:55I'm going with you.
00:26:57Just...
00:26:57Just hurry.
00:26:59Hurry!
00:27:14No, no, no, no, kid.
00:27:15It's a terrific layout.
00:27:17You're going to love yourself.
00:27:21Mr. Gordon?
00:27:22Mr. Gordon, sir.
00:27:22We need an ambulance right away.
00:27:24It's Angel.
00:27:24She's passed out on the beach.
00:27:26Could you hold for a second, please?
00:27:29What?
00:27:34Well, where is she?
00:27:37We left her right here with Wilson.
00:27:39Wilson!
00:27:40He's probably off somewhere giving her mouth to mouth.
00:27:44Wilson!
00:27:47Hey!
00:27:48I'm over here!
00:27:51Where's Angel?
00:27:52She okay?
00:27:54Define okay.
00:27:55Hey!
00:28:01Hi, Angel!
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08My.
00:28:10God.
00:28:15This is Bob Gordon.
00:28:16Cancel that ambulance.
00:28:19Wilson, how the hell did this happen?
00:28:20I don't know.
00:28:22She just grew.
00:28:23And grew.
00:28:25And grew.
00:28:28I'm scared.
00:28:31Do you have any idea what...
00:28:33How this happened?
00:28:36All I remember is feeling a little dizzy.
00:28:39When I woke up.
00:28:43Help me.
00:28:44I'm huge.
00:28:46All right.
00:28:46Now, everyone just calm down.
00:28:48It's all right now, Angel.
00:28:49We'll take care of you!
00:28:59So, um, what are your credentials, then, Mr, uh...
00:29:03Stryker.
00:29:05Vic Stryker.
00:29:11Nice boot.
00:29:15Could you get it off my desk, please?
00:29:18Rat skin.
00:29:20Genuine rat skin.
00:29:23Pardon?
00:29:25Skinned it myself.
00:29:28You need any other credentials?
00:29:31Do you have any idea of what kind of problems we're dealing with?
00:29:35You got a rat?
00:29:36It's no ordinary rat.
00:29:40It's no ordinary rat.
00:29:45They never are.
00:29:47There's no smoking in this building.
00:29:56When can you start?
00:30:05You are to take one.
00:30:07One.
00:30:08One.
00:30:09One.
00:30:09One.
00:30:09One.
00:30:10One.
00:30:10One.
00:30:10No more.
00:30:10No less.
00:30:11One.
00:30:12Any.
00:30:12Doses.
00:30:13Delosities.
00:30:14Fado.
00:30:15Fado.
00:30:15Fado.
00:30:16Fado.
00:30:25Fado.
00:30:26Man, we ought to do something.
00:30:28Call somebody.
00:30:30Who?
00:30:31I don't know. The doctor?
00:30:34You know, I have a funny feeling, Mark.
00:30:36You're not going to find giant woman's specialist in the Yellow Pages.
00:30:40Besides, right now I want to keep things quiet for the moment.
00:30:43Why?
00:30:46I want you to tell Angela we're sending a specialist for her.
00:30:49That should buy us the time when they get here.
00:30:51Buy us some time?
00:30:52What the hell are you talking about?
00:30:53No.
00:30:54You'll never learn where you can.
00:30:56Marky, I'm talking about the big picture here.
00:30:59I'm talking about a 60-foot centerfold.
00:31:09Do you have any idea how much this girl is worth to Plaything magazine and sales alone?
00:31:15Bob, have you, like, completely lost your mind?
00:31:19$60 million.
00:31:23That much?
00:31:25Ooh, probably more.
00:31:27That's what?
00:31:30That's almost a million dollars a foot.
00:31:34Good, yeah.
00:31:36And you know what?
00:31:36I'd be willing to cut you in for a couple of those feet if you'd help me out here.
00:31:41What do you say, Marky?
00:31:43No, take your time.
00:31:44Think about it.
00:31:46$60 million.
00:31:49Come on, kid, you already said she's sweet on you.
00:31:51All you gotta do is just string her along.
00:31:53No, I can do that.
00:31:54I can do that.
00:31:54Um, how long?
00:31:56Oh, just until we've got a chance to exploit the living hell out of her.
00:32:00And after we cash in, I'll make a phone call to some friends I have in D.C.
00:32:04And, uh, well, they'll get her out of here.
00:32:07Well, then what are they gonna do to her?
00:32:09Marky, what do you care?
00:32:10Yeah, I don't know.
00:32:11Do experiments on her, I guess.
00:32:13What difference does it make I got a contract on her?
00:32:16So we're gonna keep things nice and quiet, right?
00:32:19First thing I want to do, I want to shoot the layout, and then I want to spring her on
00:32:24the public.
00:32:26We are gonna make a fortune.
00:33:08It wasn't a dream.
00:33:10It wasn't a dream.
00:33:29Hey, what are you and Gordon up to?
00:33:33What do you mean?
00:33:34I heard you talking about Angel.
00:33:36Look, keep your mouth shut about this, Wilson.
00:33:38There's enough to go around for everybody.
00:33:40Don't you care anything about her?
00:33:41Wilson, we're talking about a lot of money here.
00:33:44I care about her.
00:33:45Need I remind you that I'm the one she cares about?
00:33:48She got the hots for me, not you, pal.
00:33:50Face it, buddy.
00:33:53Ow!
00:33:55You win some, you lose some.
00:34:19I smell rodent.
00:34:21This is where we lost it.
00:34:22The rat's been spotted in several parts of the building, but we've been unable to catch it.
00:34:28Right.
00:34:39Out of the way, handjob.
00:34:40I've got some work to do.
00:35:09I've got some work to do.
00:35:15Oh, my God.
00:35:40It's party time.
00:35:47Come on, Mickey. Let's rock.
00:36:02Come in here, Dad.
00:36:15Oh, so you're a smart little bastard, aren't you?
00:36:21Help! Help!
00:36:25Help!
00:36:28Help!
00:36:29Help!
00:36:32Help!
00:36:45Help!
00:36:50Help!
00:36:50Help!
00:36:57Angel, honey?
00:36:59Angel, you here?
00:37:04Where's that big bimbo?
00:37:07Angel?
00:37:15Mark?
00:37:17How you feeling?
00:37:19I'm scared.
00:37:20Don't worry.
00:37:21Everything's going to be all right.
00:37:23Trust me.
00:37:25You're going to be back to normal in no time.
00:37:27What if I'm not?
00:37:30What's going to happen to me?
00:37:32Here, these are for you.
00:37:41Could you get in touch with my doctor for me?
00:37:44His name is Paul Lindstrom.
00:37:47He has a clinic in L.A.
00:37:49Tell him what's happened.
00:37:51Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:37:52Anything you want, honey.
00:37:54What's going to happen to me?
00:37:56Everything's going to be fine.
00:37:57Bob put a call into a specialist.
00:37:59He's going to help you.
00:38:00I hope he comes soon.
00:38:11Are you okay?
00:38:13Are you okay?
00:38:16Fine.
00:38:18I think it's the flowers.
00:38:21I better toss them.
00:38:23Yeah, you can't be too careful.
00:38:40Are you okay?
00:38:46Yeah, just try to relax, okay?
00:38:49I'll see you a little later.
00:38:50Um, Mark, do you want to come inside for a little while?
00:39:00You know, I really don't think that is such a good idea right now.
00:39:03Maybe later.
00:39:04Don't be scared.
00:39:08I may be 60 feet.
00:39:11But I'm still all woman.
00:39:14I just got this really bad headache right now.
00:39:17Uh, how about tomorrow?
00:39:19Uh, how about tomorrow?
00:39:51Hook, line, and sinker.
00:39:52Hmm.
00:39:54She asked me to get in touch with the doctor.
00:39:57What'd you tell her?
00:39:58Oh, I told her I would.
00:40:00But it's kind of funny.
00:40:02I can't seem to remember what the guy's name was.
00:40:06Good boy.
00:40:22Hey, Doc.
00:40:23What do you want this thing?
00:40:24I want that thing on the third floor.
00:40:27There's something funny going on.
00:40:28Move it.
00:40:30You sure it's okay?
00:40:32That thing looks dangerous.
00:40:33Don't be ridiculous, Kramer.
00:40:34Those men are professional.
00:40:39Come on, let's go.
00:40:43Well, girls, the good news is Angel is going to be just fine.
00:40:47In fact, I'm making her as comfortable as I can right now.
00:40:49I even sent for a specialist to kind of come in and give her the book over.
00:40:53What about the contest?
00:40:56Well, I'm going to need a few more days to decide.
00:40:59I'm sure you understand, don't you?
00:41:01Now, by no means does this mean that the contest is over.
00:41:04No, I just need to delay it until all this gets sorted out.
00:41:08Now, in the meantime, I want us to keep our lips sealed about Angel.
00:41:13When can we see her?
00:41:15Well, you know, I don't think I'd disturb her right now.
00:41:19The poor kids, she's just still awfully upset.
00:41:27Still no word from Angel Grace?
00:41:29Nothing.
00:41:29I keep getting her machine.
00:41:37Well, I thought I heard something.
00:41:39Is that absolutely necessary?
00:41:41We don't know how big that rat is.
00:41:45Be careful with that thing.
00:41:47Okay.
00:41:57I guess I'm a little jumpy.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:08That's enough.
00:42:10I quit.
00:42:27You up for a little action today?
00:42:29I could bring my camera along and snap a few shots.
00:42:33I'm pretty tired.
00:42:35Look, I really want to get started on the center phone layout as soon as possible.
00:42:40Maybe tomorrow?
00:42:41Did you talk to Dr. Lindstrom?
00:42:44You know, that's funny.
00:42:46He should have been here by now.
00:42:47I'll ask Bob about it later.
00:42:49I just want to be normal again.
00:42:51That's all.
00:42:52Honey, you are normal.
00:42:53Except for the 60-foot part.
00:42:56I feel so strange.
00:42:58I feel so strange.
00:42:58Like Godzilla or something.
00:43:01You're much prettier than Godzilla.
00:43:04Not without makeup, I'm not.
00:43:06Oh, that reminds me.
00:43:08Got something that'll cheer you up.
00:43:10Wilson!
00:43:11Wilson, bring it in!
00:43:13Bring what in?
00:43:14Something Bob had made especially for you.
00:43:17Knew you'd enjoy it.
00:43:18Wilson, come on!
00:43:23Hey.
00:43:25What's that?
00:43:33Lipstick.
00:43:38Hey, how's the food?
00:43:44You know what I'd really like right now?
00:43:50What?
00:44:08Can I help you?
00:44:10Um, yeah.
00:44:11Uh, um.
00:44:13Can I have 250 fat burgers?
00:44:15Please?
00:44:19You want fries with that?
00:44:22Yeah.
00:44:23Yeah.
00:44:25For hair to go.
00:44:27To go.
00:44:28Definitely to go.
00:44:29Yeah, right.
00:44:51I hope this works.
00:44:53Well, here, let me show you.
00:44:57Here's Angel Grace.
00:44:59Here's the rack.
00:45:00I know the difference.
00:45:01Just give it to me in English.
00:45:02We're going to spray this onto that
00:45:06and make it small again.
00:45:14Look out!
00:45:35You did it!
00:45:37We did it!
00:45:38Yes, we did, didn't we?
00:45:44Now, if we could only find Angel Grace.
00:45:53Well, this could present a problem.
00:45:58Well, at least Angel's not a rat.
00:46:00Not that I've heard.
00:46:02Yeah.
00:46:16Oh, yeah.
00:46:31We'll try to speak after...
00:46:31Wilson, what time is it?
00:46:33Um, it's late.
00:46:36Listen, we have to talk.
00:46:39What is it?
00:46:41Um, I, uh, um, um...
00:46:52Listen, um, I don't have much time.
00:46:54If they knew that I was talking to you, I could be in serious trouble.
00:46:58Who's they?
00:46:59Mark and Mr. Gordon.
00:47:01What are you talking about?
00:47:03Look, Angel, they're just using you.
00:47:05They plan on shooting the centerfold, and then they're just going to exploit you.
00:47:08And then they're just going to hand you over to the government for tests.
00:47:11But they're bringing in a specialist to help me.
00:47:13They just told you that to keep you here.
00:47:16I don't believe it.
00:47:17I'm trying to make you see that...
00:47:20See what?
00:47:21That Mark doesn't love you.
00:47:24I do.
00:47:25Wilson.
00:47:27I don't want to see you get hurt, Angel.
00:47:32I'm a big girl.
00:47:33I can take care of myself.
00:47:36But...
00:47:36You're wrong about Mark.
00:47:38I know he really cares about me.
00:47:41And I'm glad you do, too.
00:47:43Right.
00:47:45I better be going.
00:47:46Do me a favor.
00:47:48Get in touch with the Lindstrom Clinic in L.A.
00:47:50and talk to Dr. Paul Lindstrom
00:47:52and ask him why he's not getting out here.
00:47:55Who's Dr. Lindstrom, Angel?
00:47:58He's my doctor.
00:47:59And I told Mark to tell him it was an emergency,
00:48:02and I told him to...
00:48:03Just what if Mark didn't make the call?
00:48:06Mark wouldn't do that to me.
00:48:14Would he?
00:48:33What are you doing up?
00:48:35I might ask the same of you.
00:48:36I was hungry.
00:48:38That is not the kitchen.
00:48:39That is Bob Gordon's bedroom.
00:48:41Is it really?
00:48:43I had no idea.
00:48:44I'll bet.
00:48:46What are you doing here?
00:48:48Oh, I was hungry, too.
00:49:0549 bottles of beer on the wall.
00:49:0849 bottles of beer.
00:49:11Should one of them bottles
00:49:12it happens to fall.
00:49:1448 bottles of beer on the wall.
00:49:17You know something?
00:49:18I can't stand redneck drunks.
00:49:21Give me a beer.
00:49:23Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
00:49:26Yeah.
00:49:28And friends don't let friends walk home alone, either.
00:49:32Good pint.
00:49:49You see that?
00:49:52What?
00:49:55I don't know.
00:49:58It looked like a giant pair of legs.
00:50:02Yeah.
00:50:03Sure.
00:50:07Let's go.
00:50:16That's where I saw something.
00:50:19You smell that?
00:50:21That smells like perfume.
00:50:23Now, will you shut up?
00:50:24That's antifreeze.
00:50:25Still hot.
00:50:41There's something out there.
00:50:43Yeah, it's probably an earthquake or something.
00:50:45Excuse me.
00:50:47Can you show me the way to town?
00:50:57Men are such idiots.
00:51:01Oh, wee.
00:51:03Yes, sir.
00:51:04I mean, you could see them up there just as clear as a bell.
00:51:08I mean, they was lighting up the sky like, like flashlights.
00:51:13Like, like flying flashlights.
00:51:18Was that before or after you were abducted by the aliens?
00:51:22Oh, after?
00:51:23I mean, I've never even seen them coming.
00:51:26You say the leader had a name?
00:51:28Oh, yeah.
00:51:29I mean, as far as I could tell, his name was, was, was Reggie.
00:51:34Reggie?
00:51:35Yeah, Reggie.
00:51:38I mean, there's no telling what that means, you know, in another language.
00:51:42I think it was Reggie.
00:51:44You know, it sounded like Reggie.
00:51:45See, I said to him, I said, what's your name, buddy?
00:51:49And he looked at me straight in the eyeballs.
00:51:52And he said, Reggie, Reggie.
00:51:57Just like that.
00:51:58You say they're supposed to come back here tonight?
00:52:01The mothership is coming.
00:52:03Yeah.
00:52:03In fact, should, should be here about now.
00:52:06I mean, that's why I called your paper, see?
00:52:09Because you always tell it like it is.
00:52:11Nothing gets by you, Mr. Man.
00:52:14Yeah, the Daily Inquirer.
00:52:16Journalistic Integrity is our middle name.
00:52:30Ten bucks would make it quick.
00:52:32I know what I saw, and you saw it too, because you were with me.
00:52:36Keep it down, okay?
00:52:37What'd you just say?
00:52:39You wouldn't believe what we saw.
00:52:41What's that?
00:52:42It was a woman.
00:52:43It was a giant woman.
00:52:45How giant?
00:52:46Out there.
00:52:46She must have been a hundred feet tall.
00:52:49Shut up.
00:52:50We didn't see anything.
00:52:51Are you through?
00:52:52I haven't started yet.
00:52:53Well, hurry.
00:52:53We got to get out of here.
00:52:54And if I were you, I'd get the hell out of here too.
00:52:57I can't go on waiting for the mothership.
00:53:00Is everybody crazy around here?
00:53:02They're just me.
00:53:09Hey, hey, don't you want your gas?
00:53:13Hey, where you going?
00:53:15I find myself a woman.
00:53:17Oh, uh, say hello to the mothership for me.
00:53:39You're late.
00:53:41You're late.
00:54:16Dinosaur!
00:54:17Dinosaur!
00:54:44Dinosaur!
00:54:44Hi.
00:54:46Mind if I have a drink?
00:54:48Take the whole thing, lady.
00:54:50I just quit.
00:55:00Thanks.
00:55:02Don't mention it.
00:55:20What am I going to do?
00:55:36Yeah.
00:55:37Daily Enquirer.
00:55:39Night desk.
00:55:40What do you want?
00:55:41Oh.
00:55:44Manning, what the hell are you still doing out there?
00:55:47Look, something's come up. I'm gonna need a couple more days.
00:55:51Flying saucers or no flying saucers? You were supposed to be back here yesterday.
00:55:56Somebody says they've spotted a giant woman.
00:55:58We have deadlines. Now get your tail on the next plane and get the hell out of there.
00:56:03I know it sounds crazy. I just think it's worth checking out.
00:56:06Fine, I'll tell you what. You check out this giant woman, alright?
00:56:09But you better be right. You better be right.
00:56:13I'm on it, boss. I'll find her.
00:56:16Hey, nothing gets by me.
00:56:19Listen, I'm gonna need you to wire me a little more cash.
00:56:22Say a hundred bucks.
00:56:25Hello?
00:56:27Hello?
00:56:33Hello?
00:57:01Dr. Lindstrom?
00:57:02Um, Angel asked me to get in touch with you.
00:57:06Something's happened and she needs your help.
00:57:08Well, what's happened?
00:57:10I don't exactly know how to say this, but, uh...
00:57:14She's grown a little bit.
00:57:17Uh, where are you?
00:57:18I'm at the Gordon Estate.
00:57:20The Placing Mansion. Do you know where that is?
00:57:23Yes.
00:57:45What's going on around here, Wilson?
00:57:48What do you mean?
00:57:48Don't give me that look.
00:57:50I'm a very shallow person.
00:57:52You know that.
00:57:54All I want are some straight answers about this contest.
00:57:58You want an answer?
00:58:00Yeah.
00:58:02Check out the centerfold, baby.
00:58:05Read it and weep.
00:58:26You want to make a million bucks?
00:58:41We should do something.
00:58:43Come on.
00:58:45You're in my son.
00:58:47Fine.
00:58:48Fine.
00:58:48Fine.
00:58:49Fine.
00:59:31Fine.
00:59:32Fine.
00:59:33Fine.
00:59:35Fine.
00:59:36Fine.
00:59:38Fine.
00:59:40Fine.
00:59:41Fine.
00:59:43Fine.
00:59:45Fine.
00:59:47Fucky's darling.
01:00:04Hi, Angel.
01:00:06Well, gee, you look pretty today.
01:00:09Pretty as a picture.
01:00:12Um, where's Mark?
01:00:15Well, he's...
01:00:17I'm over here!
01:00:19I'm getting the money shots.
01:00:25How are you doing?
01:00:28Okay, I guess.
01:00:29Just kind of anxious for that specialist to arrive.
01:00:32Yeah, I can't imagine what's holding him up.
01:00:35Well, I hope he gets here soon.
01:00:37I want to be normal again.
01:00:39I'm sure he will.
01:00:41Yeah, if anyone can help you, Bob's specialist can.
01:00:44I hope you're right.
01:00:46I'd hate to think I was being lied to.
01:00:49Lied to?
01:00:51There is no specialist.
01:00:54Is there?
01:00:59Betty, where are you?
01:01:11Betty, are you in here?
01:01:34Of course there's a specialist, Angel.
01:01:36You don't know what you're talking about.
01:01:39She knows exactly what she's talking about.
01:01:41Hey, whose side are you on anyway?
01:01:43I'm on her side.
01:01:45Angel, there never was a specialist.
01:01:48They've been lying to you all along.
01:01:49And don't bother firing me.
01:01:51I quit.
01:01:54Look, Angel, Bob and I were just looking out for you.
01:01:57We wanted to do what was best for you, honey.
01:02:01How could you do this to me?
01:02:04You're going to be famous.
01:02:06What, like some sideshow freak?
01:02:08Some circus act?
01:02:10No, no, you're going to be bigger than Elvis.
01:02:14Don't listen to them.
01:02:15Well, look around here.
01:02:16I mean, plenty of people are beautiful.
01:02:18I mean, but you, you're a one of a kind.
01:02:24Don't bet on it.
01:02:26You thought you could get away with cheating me, huh?
01:02:30Well, think again.
01:02:41No way, I'm winning this contest.
01:02:44No way, I'm winning this contest.
01:02:56This can't be happening.
01:03:06Are you Dr. Hunstrom?
01:03:08Yes.
01:03:08There's no time to lose.
01:03:09Give me a hand with this.
01:03:11Does this make her normal again?
01:03:12Yes, and this tranquilizer gun was slower down long enough
01:03:15for the drug to take effect.
01:03:16Come on, let's go.
01:03:19Come on, let's go.
01:03:23Come on, let's go.
01:03:34Baby, I'm going to make my rent this month.
01:03:45Angel, it's me, Dr. Lindstrom.
01:03:49I've got a cure.
01:03:50Oh, no, no.
01:03:51Dr. Lindstrom, help!
01:03:53I can make you normal again.
01:03:56Ow, my hair!
01:04:09It's not stopping her.
01:04:11She's not stopping.
01:04:13I'm getting out of here!
01:04:24Oh, my God, she killed him.
01:04:26No, it's only a tranquilizer.
01:04:33I think they're headed for L.A.
01:04:35Let's go.
01:04:36Back to my car.
01:04:40Are you okay?
01:04:43Mr. Gordon!
01:04:50This looks painful.
01:04:53Hold still.
01:05:00Sorry, I came to warn you about Betty.
01:05:02Oh, you're a little bit late.
01:05:05Where'd they go?
01:05:07Can you walk?
01:05:09Let's get you back to the house.
01:05:10Oh, oh.
01:05:34Empty.
01:05:38This is not a good sign.
01:05:55It's not what you think.
01:06:01Ah!
01:06:02Take yourself!
01:06:05Ah!
01:06:06Ah!
01:06:07Ah!
01:06:08Ah!
01:06:08Ah!
01:06:09Ah!
01:06:09Ah!
01:06:09Ah!
01:06:09Ah!
01:06:10Ah!
01:06:37Two giant women.
01:06:39We need backup immediately.
01:06:47I don't know how tall they are.
01:06:49They are giants.
01:06:52Hello?
01:06:53Hello?
01:06:54All right, man.
01:06:55Slight problem.
01:06:56I don't think they believe me.
01:07:01Goddammit, if we need backup to take care of a couple of dames,
01:07:04who's with me?
01:07:20Oh, my God!
01:07:21Look at the size of those tits!
01:07:27Oh!
01:07:28Oh!
01:07:36Oh, my God!
01:07:38Oh!
01:07:39Oh!
01:07:41Oh!
01:07:44Oh, no!
01:07:49Oh!
01:07:50Uh.
01:07:58Oh man, it's time.
01:08:00It's time.
01:08:01No.
01:08:02Ew!
01:08:02Help!
01:08:05Oh, my God!
01:08:11I'm going to be dead!
01:08:13Oh, no!
01:08:16No!
01:08:19No!
01:08:20Oh, my God.
01:08:23Oh, my God!
01:08:33Excuse me, have you seen two giant women?
01:08:36Seen them? I don't even know them.
01:08:37Then why are you running?
01:08:38Everybody else is.
01:08:52Ladies, ladies, please stop this.
01:08:55Stop this fighting at once.
01:09:01I don't have it.
01:09:21Come on.
01:09:25I'm normal again.
01:09:37Ready? Ready, you out?
01:09:44You're gonna be fine.
01:09:47Angel, are you all right?
01:09:50Excuse me.
01:09:52What?
01:09:52Not this time, pal.
01:10:00Hey, Mark, you win some, you lose some, pal.
01:10:09Come on.
01:10:10Come on.
01:10:10Let's go before the police come back.
01:10:13Go ahead, leave.
01:10:15Get out of here.
01:10:17At least I still got...
01:10:18Oh, Betty.
01:10:20You all right, Ben?
01:10:23Get out of here.
01:10:49What time are you coming?
01:10:50Around seven need anything else to drink. Yeah
01:11:10Leave that stuff. What will I think of next?
01:11:46You can't eat me.
01:11:50Please.
01:11:54How's my hair look?
01:11:56Look okay?
01:11:57Good.
01:11:59Are you okay?
01:12:01Mr. Gordon?
01:12:11Don't worry.
01:12:12We can handle this.
01:12:30Oh, got it.
01:12:35Trying to make a million bucks?
01:12:47Did you see that?
01:13:02All right, Kenneth.
01:13:04We're going to vote.
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