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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Oh, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50All right.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:15I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:18Hey!
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hayley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:44Bye there.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Good.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, the family queen goes to school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:32Wait...
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:06:59Even I can feel the tension in the room...
00:07:02But we're into...
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Well...
00:07:25Hayley...
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened and...
00:08:05I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah. Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16I won't.
00:10:17I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29We've got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:32And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:52All the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not in my type, but, you know, power theory or whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:32Hmm.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:45Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh.
00:11:51This is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:00Oh, shit.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:06What are you doing?
00:12:11Oh my god.
00:12:15Oh my god.
00:12:25Oh my god.
00:12:29Oh
00:12:30Yo, what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen. What's yeah?
00:12:51Those are photoshopped
00:13:08Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:17My god, oh cool fair enemies kind of hot since you're so into slutty photos. Why don't we just go
00:13:25ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28No
00:13:48My school enemy is my allied girlfriend
00:13:58Oh my god
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me
00:14:18I'll give the phone back John. What the hell Cole? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good, huh now if you don't delete it off
00:14:32your phone, I'm exposed what else is fake about you
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:38Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:43Hey, he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:48you hear me?
00:14:53Hey, where are you? Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings? I
00:14:58just need to be alone
00:15:00Hey
00:15:05Hey
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:17Love you mom
00:15:19Wait mom
00:15:24Do do people change like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:54Oh
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite
00:16:00Noted. Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag. I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my
00:16:05family and keep my scholarship
00:16:08Oh
00:16:09I'm really proud of you
00:16:11And then there's this guy
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17It's so confusing
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you
00:16:32I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38That sounds amazing
00:16:40When? When?
00:16:41About after school at the Belle thing
00:16:43I'll bring followers
00:16:44Deal
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:15Army father
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:19Defending that nobody
00:17:21Haley girl
00:17:22He's not a nobody dad
00:17:23Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39That whole family is trash
00:17:41Stay away from her
00:17:43And what if I say no
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:48What if she found out that you are the one making her life miserable
00:17:52I'm almost 18
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:54I hate to make Haley wait
00:17:56But she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:01You're sick
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future
00:18:11Oh hi
00:18:13I'm Haley
00:18:15Yes
00:18:16So nice to meet you
00:18:18God
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21But the moment she knows
00:18:22I lose her forever
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers
00:18:28You're so nice
00:18:33Guacamole wizard
00:18:35Bail
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Ew
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:45Pathetic
00:18:46Maybe he's married
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his back video
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:18:58Oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:06Eat it
00:19:19I called me
00:19:21So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:32Oh and by the way Nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35Because after all he's rich like me
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Cole again why is he always here when I need help
00:19:54Pick it up
00:19:55Pick it up
00:19:56Cole we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up
00:20:04Did you just record this?
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here. So I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are. You're gonna hold that
00:20:21thing next to your face and do what I say
00:20:25I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:30I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:35Got it? Let's go. What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it? Let's go
00:20:52Oh
00:20:52Thank you
00:20:55Wow
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just
00:21:04Happened to see you
00:21:06We're you're waiting on someone. Yeah, my boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well, he he kind of stood me up, so maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you got to do it nice today
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying though, so
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings coldness because it's not gonna work? I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:52He he makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand me though
00:21:57You wouldn't understand me though
00:22:02You understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:09Is he
00:22:11Why you touch him like this?
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26No, my
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:23:04I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:08I love my boyfriend
00:23:08And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart
00:23:11And he's kind
00:23:12And
00:23:13He loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:30Wait
00:23:31Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing
00:23:40Cole
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds
00:24:03He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20He was right
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you
00:24:26No, no, you can't
00:24:27I look miserable now
00:24:29You need to see me in style
00:24:31Fine, if you say so
00:24:32So
00:24:33Are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah we are
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01Oh
00:25:02You
00:25:03Oh, me
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14Cause you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more
00:25:25I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27I'm curious about you though
00:25:29Like uh
00:25:30How close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business
00:25:36But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53So
00:25:54Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know
00:25:56I'm going to well
00:25:57I don't know
00:25:58So you have a date
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:02Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No
00:26:06Why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:13Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:19Really?
00:26:21Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure you'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:25No
00:26:26Okay
00:26:26Sorry not by that bad
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Don't worry
00:26:31Make me try something new
00:26:33Mm-mm
00:26:33We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36Yeah
00:26:46That was my first kiss
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55And not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09One day when you regret it
00:27:11You know
00:27:13We can do more if you want
00:27:24Spend me
00:27:29Anyway
00:27:29I've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know much I want you
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:06We're okay.
00:28:08Okay.
00:28:09Nice.
00:28:14Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:22Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about coal?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05And according to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:07I can't make this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Would you honestly get out of your bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole.
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:41Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, um...
00:32:07What do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh.
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my god!
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait.
00:32:56I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List.
00:34:16I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24Hey, I'll stay with you.
00:34:26Hey, we?
00:34:31Hey, we?
00:34:31Yeah.
00:34:36Geez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, there you go.
00:34:49Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:14I'm a Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch the first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go, I'm a Jake.
00:35:51Move.
00:35:53Colt is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously, I do.
00:36:01OK, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look, someone will take you to prom, all right, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really?
00:36:19Like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:48I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:00Oh, shit!
00:37:02Look!
00:37:02Oh, shit!
00:37:04Oh, shit!
00:37:04Come on!
00:37:06Oh!
00:37:07Oh!
00:37:07Oh!
00:37:09Oh!
00:37:10Oh!
00:37:11Oh!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:16Oh my god!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:20Stop!
00:37:20Guys, stop it!
00:37:21Stop!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:22Oh!
00:37:24What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit.
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:29I've got to save Cole.
00:37:31I mean, Jake.
00:37:32I've got to save Jake.
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:38Oh!
00:37:39Oh!
00:37:39Oh!
00:37:39Oh!
00:37:39Oh!
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:40I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Hailey Rock!
00:37:44That's detention!
00:37:45After school, don't be late.
00:38:03what are you doing here can we keep you company that's the least i could do if you
00:38:09save my rest today the locker thing that was an accident oh sure
00:38:17so uh you and you and jake huh no he lied about that i don't know why though good
00:38:27you know father that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33thinking about him touching you kissing you i could kill him
00:38:40promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:45okay fine i won't
00:38:49because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:54okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:26sorry i tripped no no no no no no no no no no no no what it always has to
00:39:31be about her
00:39:32doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead they're both dead oh
00:39:41how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:46oh what are you are you almost crying
00:39:49it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53jen what's going on over there
00:40:06what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:11mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine
00:40:14detention today after school
00:40:17jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:30jake hey
00:40:31oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:36hey you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39the rice trick
00:40:43yeah you don't know about the
00:40:47come on
00:41:00hey um ella
00:41:03it's emma
00:41:04yeah that's what i said
00:41:06can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:16hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:19we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:23no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means
00:41:26it means i can't
00:41:28can't what
00:41:32i talked to a friend online
00:41:34he's really important to me
00:41:39and i'm sure
00:41:41you're really important to him
00:41:51you know cool
00:41:52if you look past
00:41:54all that hair gel and
00:41:57big ol' ego
00:41:58and rich kid for bravo
00:41:59okay okay i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:10hey look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13thank you
00:42:15oh my god
00:42:17you're a miracle worker
00:42:24what is taking so long
00:42:26you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28shut up bella
00:42:29it's emma
00:42:30whatever
00:42:38oh my god
00:42:46morning valley whore
00:42:48how are things in the castle
00:42:55valley whore
00:42:56what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard
00:43:13when can we be together in person
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17i want you so badly
00:43:18i dream about you touching me
00:43:19oh my god
00:43:21someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:23touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah hey valley whore
00:43:28show them what you really like
00:43:47here you go
00:43:49here this is for you
00:43:54oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:43:56you hacked my laptop
00:43:59oh no it wasn't me
00:44:00it was that kid ella
00:44:02but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:04what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:07hayley
00:44:07what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:09no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone
00:44:12i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:15because who in their right mind
00:44:17would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:31stop it stop stop
00:44:31stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:54jake
00:44:54hey
00:44:57now is the time
00:44:58tell them
00:44:59tell them what
00:45:01that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:11did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie
00:45:15i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:18what
00:45:19why would you do that
00:45:20oh i don't know cole
00:45:21why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake
00:45:25is this true
00:45:26have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:30sorry
00:45:31it was nothing personal
00:45:38yeah nothing personal huh
00:45:41oh
00:45:46all right all right all right
00:45:48enough
00:45:49what in the world is going on here
00:45:51is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him
00:45:54okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight
00:46:02you stole a leaf blower
00:46:04and defaced school property
00:46:06it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets
00:46:10jesus christ
00:46:11how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:16you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares
00:46:18i care
00:46:20and
00:46:20i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:23so you're taking her to prom
00:46:24what
00:46:25i'm not over my dead body
00:46:27oh
00:46:27because you like that hayley girl
00:46:30i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:32no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34please
00:46:34then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:36max's dad called
00:46:37he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go
00:46:40and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward
00:46:51message him
00:46:52just do it
00:46:53just do it
00:46:56you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake
00:47:13please can't you just tell me now
00:47:15i think i've had enough public humiliation
00:47:17for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want
00:47:25i'll meet you there
00:47:37okay
00:47:39you got this hayley
00:47:40just take a deep breath
00:47:42you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:10hey hayley
00:48:11i'm glad you came
00:48:13you look so pretty
00:48:14hi
00:48:15hey max
00:48:16your house is gorgeous
00:48:18i mean
00:48:18no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:20you know they're upstairs
00:48:21watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about shit
00:48:23get drunk girl
00:48:24woo
00:48:39what are you doing here
00:48:40valley whore
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:45hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:53jen why are you doing this
00:48:54what have i even done to you
00:48:56to me
00:48:56oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02those are concerning
00:49:03actually i'm kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:06did you know that hayley
00:49:08she's a little pervy princess
00:49:10pervy princess
00:49:19hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire
00:49:24okay we set off the alarm
00:49:39paul
00:49:42that's all
00:49:44oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:46oh
00:49:57oh
00:49:58oh
00:49:59oh
00:50:00oh
00:50:07oh
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:24him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:32honest
00:50:32about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:49please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have
00:50:53to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:58you
00:50:58trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:03shouldn't have trusted you and what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:18who is that i don't know just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once and
00:51:31please
00:51:31introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr happens so you're the
00:51:39scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:46is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:53you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god
00:52:01your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:08hey come on you don't mean that i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:18and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you
00:52:23i hate all of it i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:37hayley no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold
00:52:46patriarch hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother
00:52:51i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:11and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not
00:53:38let's get these lovers together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:08prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:16reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have
00:54:20to give
00:54:20him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:25budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle
00:54:46claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you could tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:54:57the girl who you love you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:14mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:37it's you
00:55:39i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:43hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:10i understand if this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:19i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:37i've loved you for months
00:56:39yes i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:47but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:55until you hoped
00:56:58yes i hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:13one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16yeah i don't
00:57:18yeah
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:45okay so what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:50yeah what do again
00:57:52i'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:55i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right
00:57:58all right that's fair
00:57:59i'll uh
00:58:01i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:11oh god no i fully expect you to
00:58:14continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17no i'll just
00:58:18i'm just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:22i'll take a minute
00:58:22stop it
00:58:26um
00:58:28same
00:58:29isn't promenade
00:58:31i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34oh cool
00:58:35but
00:58:36the real question is
00:58:37do you get a date
00:58:40cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:44but jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:48i don't want to hear it
00:58:50yeah you don't have to ask me once
00:58:52but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:01and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:17on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds
00:59:32i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34cole
00:59:35are you here
00:59:37cole
00:59:37are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds
00:59:41you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole
00:59:43you are a big pro
01:00:01hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:33i just hedged over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3820 minutes
01:00:40we're in
01:00:41there
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:50i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58jen longfellow
01:01:01thank you
01:01:02oh my god
01:01:03thank you guys so much
01:01:07seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:08i mean like who else would win right
01:01:12oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's haley and cole
01:01:22it was fun
01:01:23it's very too bad
01:01:28hey uh
01:01:29this time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:31but who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:38ew literally what the fuck
01:01:41damn
01:01:41language
01:01:42i am the queen okay
01:01:44she's just a little
01:01:45pervy princess
01:01:46come on
01:01:47everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51pervy princess
01:01:58wait wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:01make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have them no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real
01:02:17jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this
01:02:22who did this
01:02:26what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little shit
01:02:32you know jen
01:02:33as the principal
01:02:35i'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37and above all of this petty drama
01:02:40but quite frankly
01:02:43you are the worst
01:02:44and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that
01:02:51i'm the principal so uh
01:02:52yes i can
01:03:02there was no internship
01:03:04you lied to me
01:03:19oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:22now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:24oh
01:03:25yeah no can do
01:03:27all i have to offer
01:03:29is a low-way knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33oh how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now
01:03:48you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:50yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hayley
01:04:03and you can accept that
01:04:04i'll make my own path
01:04:05and best believe me i can
01:04:08i'll say this
01:04:10that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15joy prompt
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:26i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:29that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before though so
01:04:36i love you viala queen
01:04:37i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
01:04:42oh okay
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