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00:00:00Look out.
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04And put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06Just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Rowan.
00:03:18I don't wanna sleep with you, Rowan.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right.
00:03:22Bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey.
00:03:35Reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:56wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:36tell me.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go.
00:04:40Actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:23Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:31And...
00:05:31more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um...
00:05:56Where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:49Still?
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, Virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I...
00:08:09I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running last until you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go around.
00:08:34No!
00:08:36No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:40No!
00:08:42No!
00:08:42No!
00:08:46No!
00:08:47No!
00:08:53No!
00:09:00No!
00:09:06No!
00:09:09No!
00:09:09No!
00:09:09No!
00:09:21No!
00:09:22In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up, obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah, and whose fault is it at?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message, sir?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:10Just give it back.
00:10:11Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month,
00:10:16but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known
00:10:27for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth,
00:10:30so can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39It's already done.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43That's not fair.
00:10:44Yes, it is.
00:10:45Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night,
00:11:18and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take it like you?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:32I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Erin?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46I need a little bit of Erin.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just, I...
00:12:05Oh my God.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life,
00:12:11would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms?
00:12:14There you go.
00:12:15I'll test those.
00:12:16For grownups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically tacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what?
00:12:56Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility,
00:12:59we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties.
00:13:07No frat boys.
00:13:08And you're gonna share your location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:12Who do you think you are?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:19I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:31Mm-hmm.
00:13:32And that means you
00:13:33don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the part where I said
00:13:37that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:42and do whatever I want you to do
00:13:43to make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me
00:13:47your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:54No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You're a primal thing.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing
00:14:04is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews
00:14:10and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:45I don't give to those people.
00:14:52Okay, let's talk to people.
00:14:52My boyfriend, I'm not your tenants…
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be a roommate my brother's best friend screw him. I don't take orders from
00:15:01those
00:15:22Oh my god, did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived. Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks, at least I don't look so ordinary. You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm
00:15:47starting to think you have a crush Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:25Shit. I don't have any guy friends here. Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter? No guys want you? Tick tock sweetie. She's stalling. She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy? You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants
00:16:44to claim you?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison. Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time. But you're so thirsty. Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett?
00:17:27What's up? Where are you?
00:17:30Matt Club Vibe. I um... I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah? What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:48Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison. You know what? You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett? He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19What?
00:18:19Nope! Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up. You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:48Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please!
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:58A dare is a dare!
00:19:00Stop fighting me!
00:19:03I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14Please! Please stop! Please!
00:19:16Forgetting this? That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:39Oh!
00:19:43Oh!
00:19:47Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:19Great!
00:20:19We're gonna delete them right now.
00:20:23No!
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52back where and you told everyone that i'm your girl the literal meaning i completely lost it
00:21:02when that piece of shit was touching you i told ron that i was going to protect you
00:21:06and that's exactly what i'm doing yeah i know because i'm just ron's little sister
00:21:14always causing trouble just put this out happy yeah
00:21:24well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:28like i'm desperate no that's not true i know okay i'm a total joke bullshit you're trying to impress
00:21:33people that don't matter okay these people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards
00:21:37i know i know obviously i know rita's not my friend and i know that i'm a pathetic loser
00:21:42and i know that i'm not good enough for you that's not true
00:21:47fuck rita fuck everybody
00:21:51i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:52i don't want to be me okay i want to be liked i want to be wanted
00:21:56and i want someone who will answer when i call them
00:22:00i'll always answer when you call
00:22:02i'll always be there
00:22:03so what does that mean
00:22:05what does that mean for us what am i to you brett
00:22:10i'm losing my mind i know the rules but look at her all i can think just this once
00:22:19what
00:22:23say it just say it
00:22:24i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:27because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:29no
00:22:30it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:31that is not true
00:22:33then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:36tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:38i can't
00:22:40and you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:44so you know what just forget it
00:22:46forget i said anything
00:22:49i'm done begging you
00:22:51i'm done
00:22:52no alison alison stop it
00:23:00listen
00:23:00there is a line
00:23:01that i am trying
00:23:02to not
00:23:03cross
00:23:04why
00:23:05because if i do
00:23:07i won't be able to stop
00:23:11it says that you have to stop
00:23:15please don't stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:37what are you doing brett
00:23:39ruining everything
00:23:52you know what's up loser
00:23:58alie
00:23:58are you a brett right now
00:24:03swear to god guys
00:24:04what are you doing right now
00:24:05talk to me
00:24:10what is he doing
00:24:11is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:19yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:20hey ron what's up man
00:24:22what
00:24:22alie called me
00:24:24dumbass
00:24:24and i had to sign up to see your face
00:24:26two inches away from hers
00:24:27so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:29or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:31it's
00:24:32it was an accident okay
00:24:34we just
00:24:35i butt dialed you
00:24:36we went to the freshman party
00:24:39and and i was leaving
00:24:41and something got in my eye
00:24:42and so brett
00:24:43was helping me
00:24:44and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:45okay chill
00:24:47really
00:24:48yeah look
00:24:52it's really dry okay
00:24:53my eye is like dying
00:24:57all right
00:24:58brett if that's true
00:24:59you guys got to take care to
00:25:00i don't know like an urgent care
00:25:01right now or something
00:25:02i need you to take care of that
00:25:04i was uh
00:25:04i was going to right after
00:25:06i got it
00:25:08peace
00:25:08bye
00:25:12oh my god
00:25:13that was really really close
00:25:15hey what's up
00:25:16what's up
00:25:17what's going on
00:25:18we should
00:25:18you forgot something
00:25:19no alie
00:25:20it's late
00:25:21come on you almost kissed me
00:25:22hey alison
00:25:24stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know the only thing
00:25:36that i need to quit
00:25:39is you
00:25:47all right ladies
00:25:48physical assessments today
00:25:50alison
00:25:52you're up first
00:25:53you're up first
00:25:57you're up first
00:26:22you're up first
00:26:23you're up first
00:26:23you're up first
00:26:23you're up first
00:26:24Damn, Allison, I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh.
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:47Hm?
00:26:56Partner up. Stretching drills.
00:27:02Solo Allison, let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:07Hm.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10It'll be fun.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go.
00:28:11We don't have all day.
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:20We don't have all day.
00:28:22You wanna play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:56It's a challenge, baby.
00:28:56But here's the pandemic.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop, Blair.
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brad?
00:29:54And done!
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16Norfany.
00:30:29I'm hungry.
00:30:33Close the door.
00:30:34Oh my...
00:30:34Shit!
00:30:35Hot!
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:03It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I still don't look on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20No, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:38How...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:47We're all...
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:02Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey!
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:48so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach
00:33:50that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:54Hey.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school
00:33:59and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:39All right.
00:34:40All right.
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey
00:34:57than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey
00:35:05right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:18More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:55Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:11Ta-da-da-la!
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:27Woo!
00:36:27Woo!
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59To girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:04If you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Fred Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:28Yes!
00:37:29Oh, good job.
00:37:31Let's go right here.
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Yes!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:41Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:47That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:08Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:13Kiss!
00:38:15Kiss!
00:38:16Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss!
00:38:19Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss!
00:38:23Kiss!
00:38:23Kiss!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss camp standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:31Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss camp, me, and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:23No, no, no, no.
00:40:23You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me.
00:40:28Do not bullshit me.
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not.
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:45Fuck.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:57This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:42I can't talk about the kiss camp.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:50You know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss camp at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No.
00:42:05Don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08No, that's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is.
00:42:26Yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:51Oh, is he hard?
00:43:00Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:02You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:24Allie, Brett, you guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole,
00:43:31and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So I, I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:39Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:49Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:53Run, I'm naked.
00:43:54Get out.
00:43:58You're, you're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe, and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so.
00:44:09I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass, and I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:39Ron, I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:41It's a game.
00:44:42Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend, and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:31God, the alien is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:39I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00You got plans, Allie.
00:46:05Okay.
00:46:06Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:43Look.
00:46:44Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:46She's finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:18$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:39You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:42That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:50How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:56No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:18Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:02There she is.
00:49:03My guest of honor.
00:49:06Damn, Allison.
00:49:07You look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:14It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:23I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss.
00:49:39My gain.
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:59No.
00:50:00What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:17Come on.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:26Come on.
00:50:28Come on.
00:50:36Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43I can check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:03Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:06Get off of me.
00:51:07What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:13How about you elect her someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:18Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh my god.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:45Ow!
00:51:57Oh my god.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:03Hey.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Look at me.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't feel it.
00:52:10I can't feel it.
00:52:11Just breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:13Hey.
00:52:14Hey.
00:52:16I'm going to be okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:19Let's get you in.
00:52:20Hey.
00:52:20Let's get you in.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay?
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:26Okay.
00:52:27Get out of my way.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:29Move.
00:52:31Just put me down, Fred.
00:52:32All right, here we go.
00:52:33Put you down.
00:52:34You know, you could have died at this.
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my god, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close
00:52:41to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's half a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douche bagger, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works.
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:56I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:08What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse.
00:53:09I jumped in the pool.
00:53:10I saved your life.
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:12I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:18Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know.
00:53:27I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40That's it.
00:53:41I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:42I fell in love with you.
00:53:43I'm in love with you.
00:53:44Stop.
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:46I know that.
00:53:47I know.
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that?
00:54:02Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:10I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:12I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:47Every single time I saw you with him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:01But you know what?
00:55:08I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:31It's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:46I want you to take me right here.
00:55:52Right now.
00:56:06So what do we know?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you.
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees...
00:56:40How much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:48I think...
00:56:50I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:54Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just for a little.
00:57:04Until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:09I don't want to hear it.
00:57:11Be secret, Lars.
00:57:29Thinking about you.
00:57:38Hi, Captain.
00:57:40When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:45I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:48Aw.
00:57:49Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me...
00:57:52Don't.
00:57:54My legs are killing me.
00:57:56And I really like your car.
00:57:59Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:00He grabs me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:04Brett, stop.
00:58:05Don't read my smut.
00:58:07I'm telling you.
00:58:08Every single word that you have ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:13Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts.
00:58:16Gently sucking and biting.
00:58:18Holy shit.
00:58:20That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:26I feel so hot right now.
00:58:30Palm's my center.
00:58:32Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:34Are you away, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck.
00:58:39Fuck.
00:58:40Fuck.
00:58:44Fuck.
00:58:44Fuck.
00:58:44Fuck.
00:58:44Fuck.
00:58:44Fuck.
00:58:44Fuck.
00:58:45Fuck.
00:58:47Fuck.
00:58:49Fuck.
00:58:56Fuck.
00:58:59Fuck.
00:59:00Fuck.
00:59:00Fuck.
00:59:08Hey.
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick.
00:59:11Do you need help?
00:59:12Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:14You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help.
00:59:21Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:26Shoot. I'm late.
00:59:47Brett.
00:59:49That's Allison's.
00:59:51I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:52If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's, I never would have touched it.
01:00:11Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16You found my bag. I was looking for that.
01:00:19No problem.
01:00:23Attention all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:31I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:39thorough search.
01:00:40Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:49Excuse me. I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:53And I asked you if you were a-
01:00:54Look at this.
01:00:55This is perfection.
01:00:56It's every girl's dream. I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:59And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:01I mean after all who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy.
01:01:06Search me.
01:01:07I have nothing to hide.
01:01:12Your turn Scott.
01:01:14Sure but I-
01:01:16Rita!
01:01:18Jackpot.
01:01:20Well, well, well.
01:01:21Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:24I knew it.
01:01:26No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:29Allison.
01:01:30Performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:34Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:37Those aren't mine.
01:01:38Right.
01:01:39A cheater and a liar.
01:01:42Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:44I've never seen those.
01:01:45I don't know what they are.
01:01:46I'm lying.
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:50They're mine.
01:01:51Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:54Did you forget I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning?
01:01:58Yeah, sorry.
01:01:58I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:02:00He's right.
01:02:01They're just vitamins.
01:02:02No, they aren't.
01:02:03Uh, Miss Russo.
01:02:04How is it that you've come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:09I just-
01:02:12They look suspicious.
01:02:13Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:17Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:19That's enough.
01:02:20All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:24Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28You can't do that.
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:32Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:33I mean, I know it.
01:02:34Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:39You little bitch.
01:02:40You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:43That's enough, Rita.
01:02:44My decision is final.
01:02:49I know.
01:02:50Listen up.
01:02:51When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:55You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:57That's the point.
01:03:00Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:01So tragic.
01:03:02I can't do that.
01:03:03Coach will kill me.
01:03:05Fine.
01:03:05Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:09I know everything, girls.
01:03:11Every dirty little secret.
01:03:13Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:15You're a call.
01:03:16And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:26Very sweet.
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:30How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I, uh, saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:36So I swapped it out.
01:03:39I knew it.
01:03:40I knew she was up to something.
01:03:41You know I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:44Jesus.
01:03:45Yeah.
01:03:45She was throwing up.
01:03:47It was when we were, when we were having, bone sex.
01:03:57So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:00Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey, do you, do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:10I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:12I mean, I'm being serious though.
01:04:13I'm being serious too.
01:04:15Allison.
01:04:16Perfect is who you are.
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:19I'll always be there.
01:04:21To catch you when you fall.
01:04:24Always.
01:04:27All right.
01:04:28On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:32Rita, you're up first, then Allison.
01:04:46Okay.
01:04:46Allison.
01:04:48Hey.
01:04:48Great job you guys.
01:04:50You killed it.
01:04:53Okay, Allison.
01:05:01Hey.
01:05:04Great job you guys.
01:05:05You killed it.
01:05:14Hey.
01:05:14I told you to catch you.
01:05:17Brett.
01:05:18You just saved my life.
01:05:23I guess that makes me like a backup tree weed or something, huh?
01:05:26Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:31Are you kidding me?
01:05:32They almost dropped me.
01:05:34I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:35I could have died.
01:05:36That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:38Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:40Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:46Oh, Brett.
01:05:49Oh, my gosh.
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:52I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:53All right, everyone.
01:05:54In light of the performances and character,
01:05:57I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:05Wow.
01:06:07Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:09I'm proud of you.
01:06:10Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:15And that's game.
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:20Allie.
01:06:22Look, I know.
01:06:23It's not what you wanted.
01:06:23It's okay.
01:06:24Because you did good.
01:06:25That's all that matters.
01:06:26Thanks, bro.
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:28I'll be right back.
01:06:29Ew.
01:06:30Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:32Yo.
01:06:33Allison.
01:06:34She is.
01:06:34Lookin' good, baby.
01:06:36Y'all do private shows.
01:06:37You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:41You're so gross.
01:06:43Yo, what the hell?
01:06:45Are you serious?
01:06:46What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:48No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:50You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:51I'm in your dreams.
01:06:53How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:06:57again?
01:06:59You think you're so fuckin' special!
01:07:01Why?
01:07:02You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:04How?
01:07:05By suckin' your way to the top.
01:07:07I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:09Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:12You shameless whore.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15One more win.
01:07:17I do.
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public boss.
01:07:22Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:24Hey!
01:07:26Hey, fuckface.
01:07:28You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:31Hey!
01:07:33Hey!
01:07:34Hey!
01:07:35That's enough!
01:07:36What's going on here?
01:07:38I mean, Coach, we all saw it.
01:07:39Chatter's gonna hit her.
01:07:41You're gonna hit her?
01:07:42No.
01:07:42Get my office now!
01:07:44You!
01:07:45With me!
01:07:46This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:47Let's...
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:51Alright.
01:07:52Make sure you're on it.
01:07:58It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:00You could've broken your hand.
01:08:02Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:03I never let anybody get away with treating you like that.
01:08:07Shut up.
01:08:13You know, I could kinda get used to this, having, uh...
01:08:16Nurse Allison around.
01:08:18Take care of me.
01:08:19Help me out.
01:08:21Let's go, guys.
01:08:21304.
01:08:22I think it's this one.
01:08:23Let's go see the hero.
01:08:24Oh, shit.
01:08:25No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:27They can't see us like this.
01:08:29I won't let him.
01:08:30Let's tell him.
01:08:32Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:33In front of the entire team.
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:38What do you wanna do?
01:08:40Let's hide.
01:08:41Yeah.
01:08:46Brett!
01:08:48Brett, you in there?
01:08:49Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:51God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:56You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh...
01:09:02Doing this.
01:09:04You need a hand, man?
01:09:06No, I got everything I need, uh...
01:09:08Right here.
01:09:14You gotta be quiet.
01:09:18Unless you're an audience.
01:09:21Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:24Hey, you know what?
01:09:25It, uh, takes me a very long time.
01:09:27Assholes.
01:09:37I feel what you do to me.
01:09:40I feel what you do to me.
01:09:42It's kinda hard to miss.
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:46100.
01:09:48Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:50We got your food. It's gonna get cold.
01:09:51You know my hands are soft, bro. I can help you.
01:09:53Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:57Alright, let's just give him some space.
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:59Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:04I think I've earned some, uh...
01:10:07Alison physical therapy time, you know what I mean?
01:10:10You know, you could've just asked.
01:10:13You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:28You know what I mean.
01:10:28A lot.
01:10:29Is she gonna help me?
01:10:34No, I think I'm just gonna walk.
01:10:42I'm so bad for you
01:10:45I'm so bad for you
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed
01:10:56I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00Sick
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:10I will end you
01:11:12Leave it
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:21She bought it
01:11:21With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23And her dealer
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP
01:11:27Brett Harrison
01:11:33That's, that's not true
01:11:34You know what, I don't care
01:11:36Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41Just ask them yourself
01:11:43Oh really
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:51He said he had good stuff
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:57You know that's bullshit
01:11:59I have proof
01:12:03I know real doctors
01:12:04I've got pills
01:12:06Allie
01:12:07No more being blackmailed
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:13This is insane, okay
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18Oh sweetie
01:12:19It's all coming out now
01:12:20I saw her taking pills
01:12:21For practice
01:12:22We trusted you
01:12:24Cheater
01:12:26Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:29Messes with me
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:31She's using you
01:12:33For the clout
01:12:34For the status
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody
01:12:38A total bottom feeder
01:12:40Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear
01:12:45If you have nothing to hide
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just
01:12:49Please listen to me
01:12:51Hey, everybody
01:12:51Just shut up
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this
01:12:56And here come the pretzels
01:12:58All right
01:12:59That's enough
01:12:59That's enough
01:13:01Now
01:13:01In light of these
01:13:03Significant allegations
01:13:04As well as the
01:13:05Evidence that has been presented
01:13:07I have no choice
01:13:09Allison Scott
01:13:10You are hereby removed
01:13:11From your position
01:13:12As captain of the cheerleader
01:13:13Furthermore
01:13:14You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes
01:13:20Hold on
01:13:21Hold it
01:13:22If you would please
01:13:24Look to the jumbotron
01:13:26I know some real doctors
01:13:27That can help you guys
01:13:28Get healthy
01:13:29The right way
01:13:30No more pills
01:13:31No more purging
01:13:31No more blackmail
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely
01:13:34Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:37Take your spouse ever again
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:40We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:42This video
01:13:43This is the real conversation
01:13:45Not the edited one
01:13:47That Rita just played
01:13:49Now for the drugs
01:13:51These are the drugs that I gave the girls
01:13:52They're vitamins
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy
01:13:55In the world
01:13:56You wanna check these out, Principal?
01:14:00He's right
01:14:02These are common supplements
01:14:03Everybody
01:14:05Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07To take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:12And she's been shaming them
01:14:13Degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:15Now, every body is different
01:14:16But all bodies are beautiful
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason
01:14:20One reason only
01:14:21Because she was a threat
01:14:22She threatened the total control
01:14:24That Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:25And it's horrible
01:14:27Because Allison
01:14:28She's a beautiful person
01:14:29And she would never do anything like this
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:35That's not true
01:14:36He's lying
01:14:37She's the one who's been drugging the team
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:44Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:46You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself
01:15:00Look at you!
01:15:02Playing the victim?
01:15:03You've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:05For weeks
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance
01:15:08You run crying to Harrison
01:15:10Nothing
01:15:11But a little
01:15:12Shut up dude
01:15:13Shut up
01:15:14What are you going to do about it Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything
01:15:16You're going to get exactly what you deserve
01:15:18Right now
01:15:19Mr. Williams
01:15:23Apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:26Of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28From various female students
01:15:29As of now
01:15:30You are officially suspended
01:15:32From all school activities
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No!
01:15:35My father-
01:15:36Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:38But I assure you
01:15:39His money will not buy you immunity
01:15:41You can take him away
01:15:42It already is over
01:15:43Let go
01:15:44No!
01:15:44I'll steal you all!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:49And as for you
01:15:50Miss Scott
01:15:51On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57For everything that you've had to endure
01:15:59And as of now
01:16:00You can consider yourself
01:16:02Officially reinstated as captain
01:16:05You can consider yourself
01:16:06Officially reinstated as captain
01:16:10Thank you Principal
01:16:11Alright everyone
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:14I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:16But
01:16:16We have a game to get back to
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:20Woo!
01:16:21Woo!
01:16:22Let's win!
01:16:32Let's win!
01:16:34Let's win!
01:16:35Let's win!
01:16:36Cutdown State University wins it all!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:43Get all!
01:16:44Yes!
01:16:44Go!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:48Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:51Woo!
01:16:51Woo!
01:16:55Kiss!
01:16:56Kiss!
01:16:56Kiss!
01:16:57Kiss!
01:16:57Kiss!
01:16:58Kiss!
01:16:58Kiss!
01:16:58Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:03Woohoohoo!
01:17:06Hey, Allison!
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well you know what, uh, he's cool, eh?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:28I love you too.
01:17:31I love you too, what do you do?
01:17:34Yeah.
01:17:36Hey, yeah.
01:17:37Hey, yeah...
01:17:38We love you.
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