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The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 3 - Episode 04: Streaming Superstars
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09:19You have to go to school and you have to go to school.
09:21In my house, I had a feeling like
09:24that you have taught a lot of studies.
09:26It's a shock.
09:27Then I graduated and I went to the theater in Hyderabad.
09:31Then I went to the theater.
09:34And my father said to me, go to the shop.
09:36Then I made a plan.
09:37I applied to FTI.
09:38In the first year, I applied.
09:40I didn't have a selection.
09:41Then I applied to the theater in Hyderabad.
09:43Then I applied again.
09:45This time, I got a selection.
09:46I had a friend who said,
09:47I got a selection.
09:48I had no money for my family.
09:49He gave me the fees.
09:51I said, I don't have permission.
09:53We'll run home.
09:53So I ran home.
09:55I had a NSD workshop every year.
09:58I also went to school.
09:59They called me alone.
10:01They said, what's your name?
10:03I said, Captain Sharma.
10:03If you go to the light, what will you do?
10:07I said, I'll go and see if everyone is here
10:09or our one is here.
10:11I don't understand any questions.
10:13I have age.
10:13I don't understand any questions.
10:14It's very big.
10:15What do we do?
10:17What was the answer?
10:18What was the answer to that question?
10:19Let me play.
10:21Yes.
10:21You lighted in the day,
10:22then why did you play?
10:23Let me ask you.
10:25I didn't understand this question.
10:27I didn't understand this question.
10:27Why did you ask me this question?
10:27But this answer is,
10:28you give me UPSC.
10:31So what I mean?
10:34You did a couple of things.
10:36Which you did a couple of things
10:37that you have identified as someone
10:38who will get to the point?
10:39Did you see that person
10:40that you are my first debut fan?
10:43Haryana has had been a couple of times
10:45that the first time
10:45that the university was a tea shop.
10:48The people who were sitting
10:4920, 25, 30, 40 years old
10:50were also the topic of discussion.
10:54That was the one I had.
10:55So I was thinking
10:55that now we reached the point.
10:57Because if you're talking about this in the penchayat,
11:00it's going to be in the house.
11:01What's that?
11:02It's a big achievement.
11:06Pritik, you've seen your hoarding in Bombay, the first time.
11:09Do you go down and throw it down?
11:10This is me.
11:12Why did you do that?
11:14No.
11:14Because the hoarding was a big scam.
11:19And when the scam came, it was Covid.
11:21So there was no hoarding somewhere.
11:23So I didn't know anything.
11:24The last film came to Netflix.
11:27Okay.
11:28It was a big hoarding and it was a lot of places.
11:31Did you see it?
11:32Yes, I thought it was the only thing I wanted.
11:37You were so popular.
11:40When did you think that you were popular?
11:45There were new videos on YouTube.
11:48There were a lot of videos that people liked.
11:51I was running on my airport.
11:52I was running on my airport.
11:53So I ordered my food at a restaurant,
11:55I was on my phone.
11:57So there was a person that said,
11:59Hey, Gitu,
12:01you're roaming like this.
12:02And nobody is recognizing you.
12:04Come give me a selfie.
12:06Come give me a selfie.
12:08I was on my phone.
12:09I thought that I was watching you.
12:11I was watching you.
12:12I will be joking.
12:12I was joking to you.
12:13When I first came to Kapil's shop.
12:16When I went home,
12:18I was talking to all people just about this.
12:20You came to Kapil Sharma's shop?
12:22Yes.
12:23Then I thought that this was something different.
12:25People didn't talk about my work.
12:27They were just talking about this shop.
12:27I think you should give 10% of people in the background.
12:36Our industry has another speciality.
12:39You also know the stars.
12:42When you work in the beginning,
12:44people don't know and don't know.
12:47They say that it's a whole drama.
12:50No.
12:52That's it.
12:53They will say something wrong.
12:54They will say something wrong.
12:55They will do another job.
12:57This is like an airport.
12:59We are sitting here.
13:02Yes.
13:11That's it.
13:15That's it.
13:16That's it.
13:16That's it.
13:18That's it.
13:20That's it.
13:22You're telling me.
13:24You're always irritated or talk to me.
13:26No.
13:26I'm always asking myself.
13:29Yes.
13:29I'm going to go.
13:30I was eating a very good story.
13:32What?
13:34I was eating food in the hotel in Delhi.
13:36I was eating breakfast.
13:39I saw two people have been watching me.
13:43a couple of my過程.
13:44That's it.
13:45Down.
13:46So, two people came.
13:47One girl and another girl
13:48in love.
13:50Yes.
13:51Now, the girl arrived at him.
13:53I didn't know who I am.
13:54She loved him.
13:55She didn't know who I am.
13:56Now, the girl didn't know who was.
13:58But the girl didn't know.
14:00She was wondering who it is.
14:00I said, who is?
14:06Oh my God.
14:08Tell me.
14:10Oh my God.
14:13That's the one, right?
14:15Yes.
14:16No.
14:18Now, these are both guessing game.
14:21And I'm a subject.
14:23And I'm looking at my plate.
14:26I'm looking at what they're eating.
14:28And my director is saying
14:30I'm looking at my plate.
14:30I'm looking at my plate.
14:34Two people, when they come here,
14:35one is very excited.
14:36And they say, come and sit.
14:39No, no.
14:41They think they're going to come or not.
14:44What do we do?
14:45No, no.
14:46It's the most dangerous thing.
14:48This is your hand.
14:52It doesn't even know.
14:54It doesn't even know who it is.
14:56It doesn't even know who it is.
14:58It doesn't even know who it is.
14:59The child is scared.
15:00Who gave it to me?
15:02You don't understand how to grab it.
15:05One foot.
15:05One foot.
15:06Hey, look at the face.
15:08I'm looking at the face.
15:15What happened?
15:17What happened?
15:18What happened?
15:20What happened?
15:34Alpha Beta Gamma.
15:35Govinda, my mama, come in.
15:40Alpha Beta Gamma, Govinda, your mama.
15:42Come in and get out.
15:44Yes, thank you.
15:46Which location did you get?
15:48I'm in front of those people who play all the band.
15:53Okay?
15:54I'm in front of them who play all the band.
15:57What are you saying? I don't understand.
16:05I'm in front of them who have been scammed.
16:08Yes, so people are scammed by sitting here.
16:13I'm in front of them.
16:13And one of them is like this,
16:14I'm asking OTP now.
16:19You're in front of Kabir Sharma's friends.
16:24I'm in front of Kabir Sharma's guests.
16:26In front of Kabir Sharma's guests?
16:27Yes, you work.
16:28So in the road,
16:29one of the Kabir Sharma's friends,
16:31they get there.
16:32Oh, it's here.
16:34Oh, it's here.
16:34Oh, it's here.
16:35Oh, it's here.
16:36Oh, it's here.
16:39No, it's here.
16:40No, I'm in front of you.
16:44Even when I do it,
16:45then you'll have a lot of cheap money from the band.
16:46Then I'm not holding a hand.
16:48Yes.
16:49You are so gross, Vijay Varma.
16:53You used to be a lot of chikna.
16:54My god, it's kind of amazing.
16:56You have to keep everybody holding me.
16:59Leechy?
17:00Leechy?
17:01Leechy?
17:03What are they even getting here today?
17:04What are you doing?
17:05Just press.
17:07What are you doing?
17:09What do you mean?
17:10No, I mean, we were always in the characters, right?
17:13Okay.
17:13So I was surprised that today they didn't pick up a villain's character today.
17:17Oh!
17:18A villain's character can't happen today.
17:20Why?
17:20Sir, if they're in the villain's character, then they would pick me up and pick me up.
17:27Look, to accept you is a little difficult to accept, but I'm better to listen to you.
17:31Yes!
17:33In the dance hall, what do you want to eat?
17:39I'm so proud!
17:41I'm so proud!
17:41How beautiful do you want to see me?
17:43What beautiful do you want to see?
17:48I'm so proud!
17:49I'm so proud!
17:51I'm so proud!
17:52I'm so proud!
17:53You both are proud!
17:55You both are proud!
18:02Look, if you talked a lot about us,
18:05We will write your number in the Jains bathroom and we will put your number on Poonam.
18:12There will be so many calls to you and we will get to know who you are.
18:18We are not doing the first time.
18:20We have written the number of Shidduji.
18:22Your name is Sonam.
18:25We have written so many calls and so many calls.
18:27They have been born for 6 years.
18:35We have come sir for security check.
18:40Yes, security.
18:41So, first of all, Jai Deeb Ji.
18:44What do you mean?
18:46What do you mean?
18:47What do you mean?
18:48We have the footage.
18:49We have seen the footage.
18:52Where is the footage?
18:53There is a footage on Netflix.
18:56Yes.
18:58So good man, Saif Ali Khan.
19:00You get all the time.
19:02Wow, wow.
19:03Wow.
19:03So, that's how he is.
19:04That person has been killed for half an hour.
19:07Oh, that's a film.
19:08Jewel Thief.
19:09What?
19:10Yes.
19:11So, that's not our fault.
19:14What do you need to do so natural acting?
19:17We don't know how fast we are acting.
19:19That's why I will do bad acting.
19:21Okay.
19:22Okay.
19:22I will do it.
19:23You guys are very good acting.
19:24I have a question from my acting.
19:28Sir, this…
19:31This is meidän have an animal human being rid of the victim.
19:33Oh God!
19:34We still see this animal human being rid of the kill.
19:36What have the animal is inside our face?
19:41It's ???
19:42PM-AR-SATches just passed this animal.
19:57I can't show you.
20:00I can't show you.
20:02I can't show you.
20:02I can't show you.
20:02I can't show you.
20:03I can't show you.
20:04I can't show you.
20:07Let's go, everyone.
20:13I can't show you.
20:15You both are very happy.
20:17What are you doing here?
20:19We are actually coming to check.
20:22Who will start?
20:23First, let's check Jiju.
20:25Jiju?
20:27Yes, you are.
20:29Let me check once.
20:36You know me.
20:39Come, Jiju.
20:42Jiju, yes.
20:44Let's go.
20:45Just like that.
20:59Yes, Mona.
21:01What is this checking?
21:02I was actually checking their relationship status.
21:04Okay.
21:05As long as they put me in the mouth,
21:07I feel single.
21:08I feel like someone.
21:13Oh, boy.
21:14Are you single?
21:15Oh.
21:17Who's checking?
21:18Who's checking?
21:19Who's checking?
21:20Malvarma Ji.
21:20Oh, sorry.
21:21Vijayvarma Ji.
21:24Come on.
21:26Come on.
21:26Come on.
21:27Come on.
21:27Come on.
21:27Come on.
21:28Come on.
21:28Come on.
21:47Come on.
21:48Come on.
21:49Come on.
21:50Come on.
21:50Come on.
21:59Come on.
22:01You're in the house.
22:01What happened?
22:02There's an Anupj.
22:03The Anupj is left.
22:05It's all happened.
22:07What happened?
22:11What happened?
22:13Then, we built a specially factory.
22:15You came back to the factory.
22:17How was it?
22:18A factory.
22:24He's only singing honey.
22:25He had a honey-a-take.
22:26After two times,
22:28when he came out like this, he came out like this.
22:35But Jaydeep Ji,
22:36what do you dance, man?
22:38Yes.
22:38Look, who, man?
22:40Who?
22:41Who?
22:42No, it's true, it's true.
22:43I mean, I mean, if I've seen so much
22:44if I've seen so many people,
22:45I've seen so much in the world.
22:46Yes.
22:48In the dance, you've also passed the Ritik Roshan.
22:51No, passed, failed, failed, failed.
22:53Look, the fact is different,
22:54it's different, it's different.
22:59Let's see, let's see.
23:01Let's see, let's see.
23:02Moves, moves, move.
23:28Oh, my God.
23:44Oh, my God.
23:47Oh, my God.
23:51Oh, my God.
23:54Jadib!
23:55What a problem, Jadib.
24:06When did you learn all this?
24:08It was at the time of the youth festival.
24:11It was great.
24:12It was a lot of rhythm.
24:16Jadib and Vijay are from FTII.
24:19Jitu and Prateek are both engineers.
24:23They have come to acting.
24:24They are not even actors.
24:26You are from FTII.
24:30If you don't become actors,
24:32you give them to the young people.
24:34Correct.
24:35If you go back to the village,
24:36you give them to the young people.
24:39You give them to the young people.
24:41Did you feel scared after FTII
24:43that if you don't become actors?
24:44Have you ever thought back-up plans?
24:46No, back-up plans.
24:47In my life, my brother told me
24:48to sit and think about what to do.
24:51In FTII, I get to know that
24:52you have to become actors.
24:54But it doesn't happen in my life.
24:55If I have my father's face,
24:56I don't say that?
24:59Tell me.
25:00I don't say that.
25:02We were four engineers.
25:04Yes.
25:05But they also do engineering.
25:06I understand that they have to become actors.
25:07Yes.
25:08How did you get to FTII?
25:10Yes.
25:11We got to get to the first selection workshop.
25:13Yes.
25:14I think that they have to become actors.
25:19I think that they have to become actors.
25:21I think that they will speak in English.
25:22But they will open the mouth.
25:25That's the thing.
25:26That's the thing.
25:27That's the thing.
25:29I want to tell you a new talent.
25:31Tell me.
25:31Tell me.
25:33When the new ones came,
25:34they were eating 40 roti.
25:35They were eating 1.5 liters.
25:36They ate 1,200 liters.
25:38You didn't do it.
25:39You didn't do it.
25:39You didn't do it.
25:40You didn't do it.
25:41You didn't do it.
25:42So, how can I get to eat?
25:46What's the difference?
25:46I know it's so sweet.
25:48I was very sweet.
25:49I know.
25:49I was very sweet.
25:49The FTII was taken a knife for 5 kilos.
25:51Because in Haryana,
25:52it is very common that you go to the Mass.
25:54The boys Austin are all taken a knife.
25:56With the wheat?
25:57Yes, with the wheat?
25:58Of course.
25:58Of course.
26:01I studied in L.S.R.
26:02But we also still have to make a knife.
26:03The boys Austin was still alive.
26:04It's like a little bit.
26:06What did you say?
26:08He was also living in the boys hostel.
26:12How do you know?
26:14I was going to go to the girls hostel.
26:17We can only drink people.
26:19No, we don't have any doubt about you.
26:24If you tell them about their stories,
26:26they would not drink blood.
26:27They would not drink blood.
26:31It's powerful, right?
26:35When we become an actor,
26:37we start to get a blessing.
26:39Sometimes we have to do weird work.
26:42I started doing a jagran.
26:44I was with a singer.
26:45I said, who will see a jagran at night?
26:48I went to a jagran.
26:50You are not the main singer.
26:51The main singer is standing.
26:53You put a mic back.
26:54I thought that four people had to kill me.
26:55They had to give a mic.
26:57I thought that my classmate was sitting down.
27:00I tried to hide it.
27:02I tried to hide it.
27:03I had to hide it.
27:04Where do they hide it?
27:06They took me.
27:07But it's okay.
27:09Did you have done a strange job?
27:10I did a very interesting job.
27:12What?
27:13What?
27:13I had a lot of comparing in the children's parties.
27:15To play a game, dance, gifts.
27:20Then I took a rotary water jet machine,
27:24a submersible pump.
27:25And in Parla East,
27:28and in the West,
27:28I had a contract of water tank cleaning.
27:32Oh, wow.
27:33Oh, wow.
27:33Generally, they do it manually.
27:35We take three machines,
27:36and train them to four people.
27:37I designed them for the raincoat.
27:39I designed them for the raincoat.
27:42I made a uniform.
27:43Then?
27:44It happened twice,
27:45that the person didn't come.
27:47Now, they don't have the phone.
27:48So, they're wearing it.
27:49I'm going to go.
27:50Lovely.
27:51But this is a great example.
27:54This is a great example.
27:55The people who are working,
27:57they are the ones who are the ones who are the ones who are the ones who are the ones.
27:59What?
28:28What?
28:31Yeah..
28:331..
28:33Then..
28:33The stars do gold night…
28:35…..
28:35The stars,
28:36means you have a橙.
28:36The stars,
28:38Chak Chak Dum Orquestra!
28:43I am the proprietor Diamond Raja.
28:46I appreciate you.
28:47I want to listen to two lines on the internet.
28:51B.B. and T.V.
28:53Both are on the click.
28:55B.B. and T.V. both are on the click.
28:58We are on Netflix!
29:09This is the main item of this evening.
29:11We will do the entry of the hero.
29:13Hero!
29:23First of all, my friends,
29:25I think it's Surma Vijay Varma!
29:29Where are the two?
29:33I think it's deep!
29:38Oh!
29:40Hello!
29:47Talent, can you tell me?
29:54Why won't you win?
29:57Why won't you win?
29:58Why won't you win?
30:01Put a poster on the hero!
30:06Where do you feel your hero?
30:07Look at the height of your brother's brother.
30:09Look at the height of your brother's brother.
30:10Look at the height of your brother's brother.
30:10It's the same.
30:11Look at this.
30:16Look at this.
30:17This is your only deep.
30:19Where are you coming from?
30:21Man, I said to you,
30:22I wanted to do this and come.
30:26You came from here.
30:27There's no difference.
30:27It's not like the thing.
30:28It's just like the show business,
30:29it goes up and down.
30:31Okay.
30:32It's okay,
30:32you go, go, go.
30:33Go, go.
30:34Go, go.
30:35Go, go.
30:35Go, go.
30:36Go, go.
30:42No, no, no, no.
30:43I'm not wearing a mask.
30:45I'm not wearing a mask.
30:46I'm wearing a mask.
30:49I'm wearing a mask.
30:50People say that I have a mask.
30:51No, no, no.
30:52I'm wearing a mask.
30:52If you have a mask on,
30:54you can wear a mask.
30:55If you have a mask on,
30:55you can wear a mask on your face.
30:57Yesterday, we have here.
30:59You have a big one.
31:01Very big, very big.
31:03This is our…
31:04What?
31:05Bisting cart.
31:07Chuck Chuck Dum Orchestra.
31:08Propractor.
31:09What a ball.
31:10This is Diamond Raja Water Filter Service.
31:14Diamond Raja Jumba Classes.
31:16Diamond Raja Jumba Classes.
31:17Domba.
31:17This is how I feel.
31:19You have to wear a mask on your face.
31:22You have so many jobs.
31:23So, you would have to pay a lot of money to get a card?
31:25No, we don't pay money.
31:26We also pay a card.
31:28This is our printing press.
31:32Diamond Raja Printing Service.
31:34Diamond Raja Printing Service.
31:35We have our acting and coaching classes.
31:40Oh.
31:41Okay.
31:41What's the name?
31:44This is our card.
31:45Diamond Raja MAAA.
31:47Diamond Raja MAAA.
31:48What do you mean?
31:50What do you mean?
31:51They are already actors?
31:52They are already actors.
31:52They are for them.
31:52Method acting for already actors.
31:55Oh.
31:56Oh.
31:56Oh.
31:58Oh.
31:59that's the audience.
31:59The audience is being made by that.
32:00The audience is the only way actor for me.
32:02That's the only way actor was made by the owner.
32:05다른 person of the owner.
32:05not made, made a place.
32:08I talk about the house of the house.
32:09Ha ha ha ha.
32:09I find the actors who have a place.
32:11Because the actor in the house is living in the house,
32:12that will give me a safety.
32:13Ha ha ha ha.
32:19Ah ha ha ha.
32:19Mr. Shurma, I have never heard of you. I have never heard of you. I have never heard of you.
32:26I have never heard of you. It's my thoughts.
32:28I have a thought about the place and the place.
32:34Tell me.
32:36I remember the two lines.
32:37I have never heard of you.
32:39Irshad.
32:41There is a land on the top of the mountain.
32:48There is a land on the top of the mountain.
32:50There is a land on the top of the mountain.
32:55What a truth.
32:58One more time.
32:59Irshad, Irshad.
33:01What were you reading here?
33:03No.
33:04What's the meaning?
33:05Now, share it again.
33:07First, listen to me.
33:08I forgot to listen to me.
33:11Now, share it again.
33:13Tell me the first line.
33:17I have never heard of it.
33:21I have never heard of it.
33:23I have never heard of it.
33:24It's the land on the top.
33:26Tell me.
33:27There is a man on the top.
33:31What is the land on the top?
33:33What is the land on the top?
33:33There is anything else.
33:35There was a city in a city.
33:37There was a city and a city.
33:38It was a city for me.
33:39It was a city for me.
33:44It was a city for me.
33:45One city for us.
33:45The other city was.
33:46They are?
33:46The land on the top is top.
33:47The place is saiyah.
33:58The place is in Mumbai.
34:00I don't know why you are so big, you have written your hair on the top of your tongue and
34:04I wrote it in Chinese.
34:07All the spelling have been written up like this.
34:12Why are you playing a chopstick?
34:14For which I have come, I will tell you.
34:17For acting, I will teach you.
34:18Why do you teach them?
34:21This is an ego.
34:24I am coming.
34:26When you say this, I will tell you, what will you do about it?
34:29Yes, that's right.
34:30Do you think you are a learner?
34:32Learner.
34:33Do you think you are a learner or a learner?
34:35Learner.
34:36Learner.
34:37Learner.
34:37Learner.
34:38Learner.
34:38Learner.
34:39Learner.
34:41Learner.
34:41Learner.
34:42Learner.
34:43Learner.
34:46Kapil Sharma wants to learn someone, so don't do it.
34:49Don't do it in his growth.
34:52I will not show you a normal acting.
34:54Which one will show you?
34:56Not romantic, not action, not serious.
35:01I will not show you a normal acting.
35:03The same as it is a dhakoesla.
35:04Oh, original.
35:06You are from Gujarat, you will know that dhakoesla is famous.
35:10Dhakoesla is famous.
35:11Dhokala is famous.
35:12Dhokala is famous.
35:14You always get the wrong thing.
35:16Okay?
35:16Just listen to that.
35:17Listen to that.
35:18You were playing without negativity and things he can't be famous.
35:24If you want to play a show with your name,
35:28then serve it with your positivity.
35:30If you want to join us, please join us.
35:34First of all, I will tell you what is humble acting.
35:37Humble?
35:37Humble acting.
35:38Don't be humble acting.
35:40In humble acting, I have a job in interviews.
35:43You know, I have to show you humble.
35:46How does this happen?
35:47In humble acting, there is a little thought and a choreo.
35:52The thought is that you have to think in your mind
35:54that I am going to take the front of you.
35:56I am going to take the front of you.
35:59What do you think?
36:00Pandu bandu bandu.
36:01Don't say it.
36:02Don't say it.
36:06Don't say it.
36:09Don't say it.
36:09Don't say it.
36:10It's okay.
36:10Don't say it.
36:10What do you think?
36:12Correct.
36:15The thought is now the choreo.
36:17One, two, three, four.
36:20One, two, three, four.
36:25One, two, three, four.
36:27One, two, three, four.
36:30Now I have to do counting on my mind.
36:32I don't have to say it.
36:32Now I have to do this.
36:34Now I have to do this.
36:34I don't know.
36:35It's a choreo.
36:36What?
36:37You are Kamal's actor.
36:39You're acting as a man.
36:44You're acting as a man.
36:45You're acting as a man.
36:46You're acting as a man.
36:48I'm acting as a man.
36:48You're acting as a man.
36:49Another one, Papa Raji.
36:50Okay.
36:50He gave five bucks.
36:51He gave us five bucks.
36:51We won't take two days.
36:54How are you?
36:55Look, he's so famous.
36:57What is he making?
36:58I'll tell you, it's very good.
36:58I'm going to tell you about the shoes.
37:03It's also our shoes business, right?
37:05Oh.
37:06Diamond Raja footwear.
37:09What's your shoe size?
37:10Ten.
37:11Where are you going?
37:12How many numbers do you eat?
37:14We wear our footwear.
37:16Shashi, ten and a half sports,
37:20black, brown man.
37:22Oh, man.
37:28Huh?
37:31Shashi, where are you?
37:32I don't know.
37:34You're telling Paparazzi acting,
37:35you're trying to show the shoes.
37:37Oh, sorry, Paparazzi acting.
37:39Look, there are three things in the acting.
37:42First thing you want to say,
37:44hey, do you guys come here too?
37:49Very good.
37:51Number two is yellow.
37:53Yellow.
37:54Number three is the third circle of fame.
37:58One, two, die.
38:00Okay.
38:00Let me explain.
38:02First, you guys are here too.
38:04Come, let me show you.
38:13Sir, please.
38:14Sir, one photo.
38:15Hey, you guys are here too.
38:17Sir, one minute, sir.
38:20Number two.
38:21Yellow.
38:22Damn it, sir.
38:23Look here, sir.
38:24One photo, sir.
38:25Yellow.
38:25Look here, sir.
38:27Number three, die circle.
38:28Fame.
38:29Fame.
38:29Fame.
38:30Damn it, sir.
38:31Look here, sir.
38:32Sir, one photo, sir.
38:33Sir, one photo, sir.
38:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:34Oh, oh, oh.
38:35Oh, oh, oh.
38:36Oh, oh, oh.
38:36Oh, oh, oh.
38:39One more.
38:40Diamond, sir.
38:41One more.
38:42Sir, one photo, please.
38:43Sir, one photo.
38:43Sir, one photo.
38:43Sorry.
38:49No.
38:49How the photo is coming from that?
38:51Oh, you know.
38:52You're thinking that I am a very strict acting coach.
38:55No, we don't have to think that I am acting coach.
38:59Normally, Vijay Ji, people say that he was strict, but otherwise I'm an emotional person.
39:05Oh, oh, jazbati.
39:08When I was struggling with my role in Ramnagar, I used to write a song in the audition time.
39:20You want to listen?
39:31It's an emotional song close to my heart.
39:33Oh, oh.
39:36Mic, do you want to sing?
39:38Singing mic.
39:41Oh, oh.
39:47This is my...
39:49Oh, oh.
39:51Rockstar, rockstar.
39:53My, my, my, my, my, my, my.
39:58This is my left profile.
40:00This is my right profile.
40:03I can do swimming also.
40:05I know horse riding also.
40:08I'm open to a sea.
40:12This is my left profile.
40:14This is my right profile.
40:16I do swimming also.
40:19I know horse riding also.
40:21Open to a sea.
40:25This is my left profile.
40:28This is my right profile.
40:30I do swimming also.
40:32I know horse riding also.
40:34Open to a sea.
40:37Guys, you want to join me?
40:39Hey, I hope you know the choreography.
40:42Come on, guys.
40:43Let's do it.
40:45Ah.
40:46Ah, let's do the audition song.
40:49This is my left profile.
40:51This is...
40:53Jadipay, idk raiye.
40:56This is my left profile.
40:58This is my right profile.
41:00Come on!
41:01I do swimming also.
41:03I know horse riding also.
41:05Open to a sea.
41:09This is my last mile, this is my night mile
41:13I don't swim all so, I don't have anything else
41:18I don't have anything else, I don't have anything else
41:22Okay, thank you guys! Thank you so much!
41:27Okay, off for the full scenes!
41:29Good night!
41:33Good night!
41:34Good night!
41:35Good night!
41:36Good night!
41:39Good night!
41:40Good night!
41:40Good night!
41:41Good night!
41:42Good night!
41:43Good night!
41:45Good night!
41:46You know Pratik's wife, Bhameenie?
41:48They are also doing theater.
41:50What do you think Pratik, that's what you think?
41:52Mea and Bibi are the same profession.
41:53Are there any benefits or any benefits?
41:55Like if you are doing a match with me,
41:56you have to say something like that,
41:57and you have to say something like that,
41:58you don't have to say anything like that.
41:59What do you think?
42:01I think both of them are the benefits of the show.
42:03The benefits of the show is that
42:04at any time of argument,
42:07the first sentence is to say something like that
42:08in the theater,
42:09and to say something like that.
42:10If you have to say something like that,
42:12and if you have to say something like that,
42:13then the person also says,
42:14then say it again.
42:17What do you think?
42:18First of all, clarity.
42:18What do you think?
42:20You also met with Bhameenie?
42:21No, I met with Bhameenie.
42:23He came to FTI.
42:24Okay.
42:24So I met with Bhameenie,
42:25I met with Bhameenie.
42:25He came to FTI.
42:26No, he's a junior.
42:27Okay.
42:29We all knew that he's going to come.
42:30I'm a teacher.
42:31I'm a man who is planning right now.
42:34So when you proposed Bhameenie,
42:37did you believe that he was acting?
42:40What do you think?
42:42Do you think that he wants to propose a woman?
42:44I think that he's going to put a piece of paper
42:46and put a piece of paper.
42:49This is for you.
42:51That's the piece of paper.
42:53I don't want to give a piece of paper.
42:54I'll give you the rest of it.
42:58Jitu and Vijay,
43:00you both are single.
43:01So in Jeevan Sati,
43:03only this field you were looking for a girl from,
43:06or anyone can give you an application from any field?
43:09I mean, the engineer will get from any field.
43:13His marriage bureau is also,
43:14that's why I asked him.
43:15He's got Rs. 21 and he takes a piece of paper.
43:19Yes, he also takes a piece of paper, right?
43:22I gave him a piece of paper.
43:24Shawl.
43:26In Jitu's college,
43:27I'll tell you about his history.
43:28In his college,
43:29there were 1,000 girls,
43:30and there were 70 girls.
43:33You understood that
43:35the girls didn't come back to the engineer.
43:39What did they do?
43:41What did they do?
43:41They proposed to their senior.
43:43There were 70 girls
43:44who had done the senior.
43:45If they were 50,
43:46they would do the principal.
43:50The number is good.
43:51Jitu, you seem to say,
43:51you seem to say,
43:52I feel like this man
43:54give a loan,
43:54he will do it back.
43:56I'm so proud.
43:57How did you give a senior?
43:59I think that he was a big mistake.
44:01Yeah.
44:02I think he was a big mistake.
44:03Yeah.
44:03He was a big mistake
44:03because he had agreed to it.
44:04Yes, yes, yes.
44:05Now he will sit at home
44:05sitting at the house.
44:06Wow, wow, wow.
44:12Yes, wow.
44:13we've been told you
44:14that every person
44:15will grow our family
44:16and we will give a super fan
44:17to perform a chance
44:18to perform here.
44:19So today's
44:19we have a strong fan
44:20for today's
44:29Oh
44:38Okay, boy, boy, well, I'm jeep's been karnaval artist
44:45Oh
44:45Oh, Thakur?
44:50Who is Thakur? How is Thakur?
44:52I am a super fan of this show.
44:56Everyone knows who he is.
44:58Don't shut the mouth down.
45:00Everyone knows who he is.
45:02When everyone knows who I am,
45:04then why am I so late at the show?
45:06No, no.
45:08No, you didn't call this.
45:08You didn't even call it today.
45:12I'll tell you frankly.
45:13Look, Sidhu Paji came,
45:15a little budget issue.
45:16Hey!
45:17Fuck!
45:18Sidhu Paji and my budget.
45:23Have you ever heard, Paji?
45:24I have come here in Badaam.
45:28Paji, look, there are so many stars.
45:30And I am also...
45:31You know, OTT star.
45:33Yes?
45:34Shraka.
45:36Shraka.
45:36Shraka.
45:37Yes.
45:38My favorite, Atankwadish.
45:39Look.
45:41I've done this.
45:42I've done this.
45:42I've done this.
45:43I've done this.
45:43Yes.
45:44Yes.
45:44I've done this.
45:45I've done this.
45:45So, if I've done this,
45:46I've done this.
45:474 questions, I've done this.
45:49Where do you go?
45:50This news is when you get caught up.
45:54Well, this news is when you can ask you in the car.
45:56This is the word of friend friends.
45:58Then, be professional.
46:00Not so I have any work for you.
46:04That's aравre want!
46:05You have two people to laugh.
46:06You have to lose the laugh.
46:07You have to reduce them to laugh.
46:12They're good.
46:14He's all good.
46:16Look, you're coming here.
46:18And you're just doing their job.
46:20You're doing their job too.
46:20See?
46:21What are you doing? What are you doing?
46:23What did your superfan do?
46:24What did you do?
46:25Sorry, I'll do it.
46:26I'll do it.
46:27Let's see.
46:28What kind of painting are you going to do?
46:31Oh, my God.
46:38Hey, brother.
46:42Brother, you're a very good artist.
46:51Hello, Thakur.
46:53What did you make?
46:54He made Salman Khan.
46:56What did you make?
46:57I made coffee.
46:58I made coffee.
46:59I made coffee.
47:02How does this feel?
47:03This is when you don't have money.
47:07Give me a smile.
47:10Why?
47:11Why?
47:17Tell me.
47:19Are you staying in the show or not?
47:21I'm going to ask you.
47:22I'm going to ask you.
47:22I'm going to be sitting in theities.
47:23I don't want to sit.
47:26I'm going to put the시.
47:27I'm going to put the grease on my face.
47:28You'll get it.
47:33I'm an artist.
47:35I'm an artist.
47:36I don't want to get a fish.
47:38Do you have a tune with your attention and you have to write lyrics on it?
47:44Tell me, write the artist's work.
47:47Hey, I'm working too.
47:48Just listen to a minute.
47:49He's doing something like that.
47:51He's doing something like that.
47:51He's doing something like that.
47:52I've given him a talent.
47:54My artist will die, right?
48:00Bro, I...
48:01Ask them.
48:02I'm a method actor.
48:03When I was a terrorist,
48:05I became a terrorist.
48:06I'm a method acting.
48:07Tell me.
48:08There's no cockroach.
48:09They don't have cockroach.
48:09They get in the bathroom.
48:10They're going to sell it as flip.
48:12So they're here.
48:14He'll do it.
48:15He'll do it.
48:16He'll do it.
48:17He'll do it.
48:20I'm a good person.
48:21He'll always say,
48:22I'll always say,
48:23I have no idea about it.
48:24With all the people.
48:26You're looking at the jawline.
48:28They're selecting Netflix.
48:30Tell me.
48:32There's no question.
48:33BUNDAR NETFLIX PERE 199 RUPEE KHARC KARKE LONG
48:36NETFLIX PERE BUNDAR DEEKHENGHE
48:38LONGONNE TUJHE DEKHA KINHIN DEKHA
48:41AB LANGGOOR DEEK SAKTAY HIN THO BUNDAR MEN KYA PROBLEM HIN
48:46OOI FATDA FAT NIKAL BRUSH KAR
48:48YEEE JAM GYA ANA TO NIKALAY GAH NIN THA
48:58DOSTO AJAJ HEMARRE BICCH EK AISSE SUPER FEN A RAHE HIN
49:01JINKE KUDKKE KORONO FANS
49:03YEEE K ZABARDIZT SONG RIGHTER HIN
49:06POWERFUL RAPPER HIN SOULFUL SINGER HIN
49:08OR ELECTRIFYING DANCER HIN
49:09BUSINESSMAN HIN
49:10SO PLEASE WELCOME INTERNATIONAL SENSATION
49:14JACKSON WANG ZORDAAR TAALIYA HOJAY
49:32PLEASE STAND UP
49:34viru
49:39prohibited
49:59V overs
50:01Fancy move with the fade away
50:03Uh, they're reaching way and the ref looks away
50:06Gotta keep myself from checking my okay
50:09I still believe and trust over a thousand times
50:12But fuck your corn with yeses on both sides
50:14Insane when they still blame me
50:16Cause that's why I guess that's why we gotta be
50:18So sad, Bobby, let's go hands in the air
50:22Welcome, Jackson!
50:23Lorda Taliyah Jackson!
50:26Welcome!
50:30Nice to meet you too
50:32Namaste
50:33Namaste
50:36Jackson, it's a pleasure to have you on our show
50:38No, thank you, thank you
50:39Do you know Hindi?
50:40Uh
50:42Thoda thoda
50:43Thodi both?
50:44Namaste
50:45Uh
50:47Shukriya
50:50I have a translator here
50:53Siddhuji and his brother
50:56Arshana Ji
50:56Oh, English
50:57Oh no, she's a lady
51:01Guys, let me tell you one thing
51:04We are with you
51:07We are with you
51:08Come on, Jackson
51:10First of all
51:10Sorry for my bad English
51:12It's almost in last stage
51:15It's fine
51:17Thika
51:18Thika
51:18Thika
51:18Thika
51:20This is Jackson's second visit to India
51:22Last time he was seen riding a chariot
51:25Oh
51:25Oh
51:26Tanga
51:27With an Indian actress
51:29Disha Patani
51:30So you guys are friends or Patani?
51:33Friends
51:33Just friends?
51:35Only friends
51:36Indian girls are crazy for your songs?
51:38Never
51:39Why are you saying like that?
51:41Because I'm a second time coming to India
51:44Okay
51:45And this trip I went to a three club
51:47And what happened there?
51:48Nobody look at me
51:49Why?
51:51Nobody
51:52Maybe there was a dark inside the club
51:53I'm pretty white
51:54There was a dark inside the club
51:55People can see me
51:56I walk
51:57They look through me
52:01Every time in India when people know me
52:03My community
52:05They always come for
52:06Ask for autograph
52:08Yeah
52:08But always for their friend
52:10Never for them
52:12Yeah
52:13So
52:14Maybe it's my last visit in India
52:16No bro
52:17Oh my god
52:18I'm so sad
52:18Okay
52:19How many girls are there in the audience
52:21Who love Jackson?
52:22Raise your hand
52:23See Jackson
52:24See
52:25Very good actor
52:26Mr. Jackson
52:27Mr. Jackson
52:28If you understand this
52:29Yeah
52:29They will understand this
52:30Mehmaan jo hamara hota hai
52:32Woh jaan se piara hota hai Guru
52:35It means
52:37It means she will translate
52:42He said a guest in India is so close to our heart that he's even closer than our loved ones
52:49So you're a guest and we treat guests like God
52:52Athithi Devo Bahwa
52:53Yeah
52:54Thank you
52:59Shukra
53:00Shukri
53:01Shukri
53:04Jackson
53:04Can we have a nice song in your voice so we can all dance?
53:08Can I teach you one step first?
53:10Yeah please
53:16You keep drinking water
53:19They their coffee
53:20There's no water in the coffee anymore
53:23Shukri
53:23Ok they're trying to come
53:25Shukri
53:26So they such as three steps
53:27Three stepsOne
53:29Two
53:30Three
53:31Stop
53:34He's
53:35living too It's
53:35living aussi
53:41You got it?
53:42Yes, got it.
53:43Two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one.
53:48Yeah!
53:49Hey, where are you going?
53:53Five, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:57Bad little thing make a ruckus.
54:00Smiling when she turned around and bust it.
54:02Yeah, it's a new step, it's a new step.
54:05Yeah!
54:06Yeah!
54:07This way!
54:07Hey!
54:08Hey!
54:09Yeah!
54:11Five, six, seven, eight, go!
54:13One, two, three, four!
54:17Amazing.
54:19Oh, DJ.
54:19Come on, Xavi!
54:28Five, six, seven, eight, go.
54:32Amazing.
54:33Amazing.
54:33Amazing, guys.
54:37Now, Jackson, thank you so much for teaching us your step.
54:42Excellent.
54:42Now, Mr. Pratik, he will teach you a Indian step, which is called Garba.
54:47Yes.
54:47Yes.
54:48Yes.
54:51Yes.
55:12Yes, yes.
55:21Come on.
55:22Come on.
55:25Come on.
55:26Come on.
55:28Come on.
55:30Come on.
55:30Come on.
55:33Come on.
55:34Come on.
55:36Jackson, you are a rock star bro.
55:39Hey, look.
55:41I'm doing Punjabi stuff too.
55:42Okay.
55:47Baji, Jackson.
55:50Come on.
55:52Come.
55:53Come on.
55:58Come.
55:59Come on.
56:02Come on.
56:03Come on.
56:06Come on.
56:08Hi.
56:09You're hmm.
56:11Oh my god.
56:11Don't do that right.
56:18Guys, please give me a big round of applause.
56:23Jackson, you're a rock star, bro.
56:26Superb.
56:30Jackson, bro, thank you so much for coming.
56:31Really pleasure to have you on our show.
56:33And yes, we want you to come again and again to India.
56:37Thank you, guys.
56:38Thank you, Jackson.
56:41Thank you, guys.
56:58Thank you so much once again for coming.
57:01And, friends, for today's time, we'll see you again with some new friends.
57:06See The Great Indian Couple Show.
57:08Every time we grow our family, only on Netflix.
57:10Good night, sweet drink.
57:17Please welcome Mr. Ajay Dehkan, Mr. Ravi Kishan, and Mr. Murunai Thakur.
57:23We're going to see you again.
57:23All right, our third season is our first time.
57:25Ajay Sir, you're first time?
57:26I'm going to be waiting by this, but when this comes out, we'll get here.
57:29I'll go on through it.
57:30I'm going to be ready.
57:30We've never had such long known as Kapil Sharma who we've never had to give you.
57:33And then who's the good pecker who is killing a long story?
57:49There you go, why are you serious?
57:52So Ganga Ram Ji to say that when I film it,
57:55I check my name.
57:56When I come here, I check my name.
57:59When shooting the film is on the hard-earned channel, Sanjabiya?
58:01He's an actor. He said that the actors can speak to him.
58:04No, but those who do good work, they can do it, Sharayam.
58:1025 years ago, the Sardar release.
58:1225 years ago, the Sardar release.
58:15This is you're mimicking.
58:20Papa, you're going to shoot.
58:22No, you're going to shoot.
58:25He played a girl's character.
58:28We went to the restaurant and we went to the restaurant.
58:30We didn't change clothes.
58:31We went to the girl's dress.
58:32I was going to the bathroom.
58:33The girl's costume.
58:34He went to the man's house, so he was laughing.
58:52He's gone.
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