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The 1% Club Season 3 Episode 4
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00:02Welcome to the 1% Club, where logic beats knowledge, and only 1% of the population can answer the
00:09final question.
00:13$100,000 is up for grabs, and trying to win it all are these 100 contestants.
00:22I'm Joel McHale, and it's time to play the 1% Club.
00:30I feel the need, the need to reward greed. Let's start flinging wads of cash at people, shall we?
00:39Nine out of every ten Americans we pulled answered this question correctly.
00:44The other person swatted the clipboard away and fled on foot.
00:48Here is your 90% question.
00:53A group of your friends are standing outside your bedroom window.
00:57The blinds are half-closed, blocking your view.
00:59If they were opened, what order would you see your friends standing in?
01:04Your time starts now.
01:12And more importantly, how much of what I was doing did you see?
01:16Because it's not what it looks like, you guys.
01:30That is time. Stop answering.
01:34It's illegal. You will be arrested.
01:37Now let's see how many of you got the question right, and how many of you are out of the
01:42game?
01:55We lost three of you on that question, which means we've got 97 of you left.
02:02I don't want to rub it in.
02:03We will do that in a second before we're going to see the answer, though, all right?
02:06The answer is B.
02:08There's no tricks on this one.
02:10It's just what it looks like just through the blinds.
02:13So much easier when there's no blinds, huh?
02:17All right, let's talk to somebody who got it right.
02:19Roxanne.
02:19I'm in shock.
02:22Wait.
02:22You're shocked you got it right?
02:24Yes.
02:24I for sure thought I was going to be out.
02:26Why did you think that?
02:27I think my lashes are, like, too thick or something.
02:29I was like...
02:30Oh, because you have blinds here, and then your lashes are so thick that they're another set of blinds?
02:36Yes.
02:36Chewy lashes.
02:37Did you just guess, then?
02:39Honestly, kind of.
02:40Okay.
02:41Well, thank you for your honesty.
02:42It's going to be a long game.
02:43Roxanne, what do you do for work?
02:44I am the booby queen.
02:47Woo!
02:49Thank you!
02:52All right, booby queen.
02:54What does that mean?
02:55I own a braless alternative company.
02:58It's braless.
02:59Yeah, we sell nipple covers.
03:01Okay.
03:02Are you wearing them now?
03:04I am.
03:05Do I need to move my hair?
03:06This is going to get weird.
03:10I'm wearing nipple covers, too.
03:13They're very painful.
03:15Then they're not mine.
03:17All right, to start the game, everyone has been given a $1,000 stake.
03:21If you get a question wrong, you're out of the game, and your $1,000 goes into the prize pot.
03:25So let's see that prize pot.
03:28Oh, $3,000.
03:31But let's not stop there.
03:33I have some more hearts to break and more cash to hoard.
03:3780% of Americans poll to answer this next question right.
03:41It is our 80% question.
03:43Here we go.
03:45Which of the images below features the man with his correct left and right hand?
03:50Your time starts now.
03:58Oh, I never knew our question writers had their own gang signs.
04:16That is time.
04:18Blue lights illuminate those who have just messed up.
04:36We just lost eight of you on that question, which means we've got 89 of you left.
04:44Here's the answer, everybody.
04:46C. Choice A has two right hands, and B has two left hands.
04:51Woo!
04:52Woo!
04:55Woo!
04:56All right.
04:56Let's see the prize pot.
05:00$11,000.
05:02All right, guys.
05:04Wipe the perspiration from that tablet.
05:06Three out of every ten Americans polled got this next one wrong, and that was without me
05:10staring at them and making fun of their shirts.
05:13Ready?
05:13This is our 70% question.
05:18If you replaced all the vowels in Kardashian with different vowels, which of these could
05:23be the new spelling of that last name?
05:25Your time starts now.
05:33Those Kardashians just love replacing parts of themselves with new parts.
05:51That is your time.
05:54And during that time, the Kardashians made a half a billion dollars.
05:59Blue light, do your thing.
06:17What just happened?
06:19What's going on?
06:21We just lost 17 of you on that question.
06:26That is a lot, a lot of dummies.
06:30So we have 72 of you left.
06:33Here's the answer, everybody.
06:37In choice A, the third A was deleted but not replaced, and the I is still there.
06:44In choice B, the third A was replaced with a consonant.
06:48All right, let's talk to somebody who got it wrong, Rebecca C.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Oh, hey, Rebecca.
06:53What would you have done with the money?
06:55But I don't know if y'all have ever heard of the Fifty Shades of Grey book.
06:59So in my new house, I want to have my own little red room, you know what I'm saying?
07:03I see.
07:04What goes in a room like that?
07:07You know, little toys?
07:10Little paddles, maybe?
07:12Oh, so you play like pickleball?
07:15Well, Rebecca, thank you for being here.
07:17And unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to and uncover the nipple.
07:24Roxanne, what did you answer?
07:26I did A.
07:27What was your logic there?
07:28I missed the H. The H before the I. I didn't even think about that letter.
07:33Wait, you missed the H?
07:37Oh, wait, the I before the A. Do you see where? This is what happened.
07:40Uh-huh, uh-huh.
07:43It's making sense, right?
07:44It is not.
07:46All right, let's check the prize pot, shall we?
07:49Gone from $11,000 to $28,000.
07:54We can fit more dough in there because I believe in you guys and your likelihood of answering incorrectly.
08:00Our next question left four out of every ten Americans we polled thoroughly stumped.
08:05Here is your 60% question.
08:10Everyone in the hot dog eating contest started with ten hot dogs.
08:14Who's eaten the most?
08:15Your time starts now.
08:25Be prepared.
08:26Our next question involves photos from inside the hot dog eating contest port-a-potty.
08:41That is time.
08:43Put your hot dogs down.
08:45Blue light, let's see who got it wrong.
08:59We just lost four of you on that question,
09:02which means we have 68 of you left.
09:05Show us the answer.
09:07C, William.
09:08If you just look at the plates,
09:10Randy would be ahead,
09:11but he's holding two hot dogs for a total of seven.
09:14With only six left,
09:16William has eaten the most.
09:18William looks like he's really enjoying it.
09:21Here's somebody who did not enjoy that hot dog eating contest.
09:25Tina.
09:25Hi, Joel.
09:26So, what did you put?
09:27I put C because I didn't look at Randy's hand.
09:32C is the correct answer.
09:34I mean, no, I put B.
09:36I'm sorry.
09:36Wow.
09:37You even got what answer you put wrong.
09:41Eek.
09:42All right.
09:43Let's see how many hot dogs the prize pot ate.
09:45All right.
09:47$32,000.
09:48That's a lot of hot dogs.
09:50All right.
09:51Who will go home happy?
09:52And who will just go home?
09:54And what terrible things will they all say about me?
09:57We'll find out when the 1% Club returns right here on Fox.
10:11Welcome back to the 1% Club.
10:13100 contestants tried to avoid elimination,
10:15and I tried desperately to learn four of their names.
10:1968 remain, and they're hungrily eyeing our prize pot of $32,000 and growing.
10:25We've played through four questions so far,
10:27and on any of the next 10 questions,
10:29you can use the $1,000 we gave you to pay for a pass
10:33and move on to the next question.
10:35You can only do this once,
10:37and your $1,000 will go straight into the prize pot,
10:40so use your pass wisely.
10:42Half of the people we polled got this next question right.
10:45The other half begged me not to mention their failure on national television.
10:50Here is your 50% question.
10:55If I-Y-K-Y-K means if you know, you know,
10:59which of these stands for if you kayak, you know you're kayak?
11:03Your time starts now.
11:13And let's all pray, if you kayak,
11:15you know your kayak doesn't become the next 6-7.
11:19I still don't know what that means.
11:20I don't even know what it means.
11:22I'm too old.
11:29Time, everybody.
11:31Let's see who answered correctly
11:33and who did not on national television.
11:48Three, which means we've got 65 of you left
11:52and two of you used your passes.
11:54You guys want to see the answer?
11:55Yes!
11:56Here we go.
11:57C-I-Y-K-Y-K-Y-K.
12:00If you kayak, you know you're kayak.
12:04Let's talk to Jared.
12:05Hello!
12:07Jared, how did you figure it out?
12:09Uh, if you know, you know.
12:14You just gotta count letters.
12:15What do you like to do for fun?
12:16I like to shock people with my secret talent.
12:20All right, let's move on to somebody else.
12:23Uh, Jared, what's your secret talent?
12:25I can lactate.
12:28How long have you been able to lactate?
12:30Since high school.
12:32I played soccer.
12:33Those soccer guys, they can get a little crazy,
12:34so a good nipple twister, uh...
12:37Oh.
12:38Surprised them.
12:38So it worked like one of those, uh, trick flowers?
12:41You know, like, uh...
12:44Yeah.
12:45Did some of the guys use it for hydration during the game?
12:49Absolutely.
12:51Uh, uh...
12:57Well, I think we have a new booby queen, everybody.
13:02It's booby king Jared.
13:05Sorry, Roxanne.
13:07Let's see how much milk is in the prize pod.
13:10$37,000.
13:13And it's at this point in the show,
13:15I wish I could play for that money.
13:16It'd be so easy.
13:17I have all the answers already.
13:19Like answers to this.
13:21Our 45% question.
13:25Based on these images,
13:27what word should replace the question mark?
13:30Your time starts now.
13:38Time permitting,
13:39please also rank these images by style and odor.
13:56That is time.
13:59Blue light, show us who got it wrong.
14:15We lost three of you on that question,
14:17which means we have 62 of you left,
14:19and 21 of you used your pass.
14:2321 passes.
14:24That is a lot.
14:25Let's see what the answer is.
14:27A, repaid.
14:29Mind is denim spelled backwards.
14:31Reward is drawer spelled backwards.
14:33So the answer is repaid,
14:35which is diaper backwards.
14:37Let's talk to somebody
14:39who just filled their diaper.
14:42Nicole.
14:43Present.
14:44What do you do for fun, Nicole?
14:46Clearly not answering the 1% question.
14:48Okay, yep.
14:49What would you have done with the money?
14:50So I have twin boys,
14:51and I have a four-year-old as well.
14:53And so I either would maybe have another baby
14:57or probably pay for my husband's vasectomy
14:59because I can't risk twins again.
15:02It's like either or.
15:03It just depends on the day.
15:04You know, if the kids are really good,
15:06let's take a shot at it.
15:07If they're really bad,
15:07you know what?
15:08Snip, snip.
15:09Oh, wow.
15:10The stakes are very high at home.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Well, thanks for being on the show.
15:14Thanks.
15:14All right.
15:15Let's talk to somebody that used their pass.
15:18Kim.
15:18Kim, hi.
15:19Hi.
15:20What would you do with the money?
15:22So I have four daughters.
15:23They're indoor chickens,
15:25so I would love to build, like,
15:27an oasis of them in my backyard.
15:29Wait.
15:31You have four chickens
15:33who are chickens.
15:35Yes.
15:35Daughters who are chickens.
15:37Uh, how does the place smell?
15:40See, that's why I need a backyard.
15:43They're your daughters,
15:44so do you dress them up at all?
15:45I do.
15:49I put them in diapers.
15:53Is putting them in diapers an outfit
15:55or a precaution?
15:57I mean, it looks cute,
15:58so I consider it an outfit.
15:59Okay.
16:00So then, you know,
16:01come summer,
16:02what do you do?
16:02You're going to slow roast them
16:03or fry them?
16:09You're talking about my daughters.
16:11Don't worry.
16:12No, I would, um,
16:15smoke them.
16:15Okay.
16:16Uh, let's see how big
16:18our prize pot is.
16:21$61,000.
16:24You guys having a good time?
16:26I don't know how.
16:28This game is incredibly stressful.
16:29You guys are weird.
16:31Let's continue this death march
16:33of fun and cash prizes
16:35with a question
16:36only 40% of Americans got right.
16:39Here is the 40% question.
16:43You're going to an ugly
16:45Christmas sweater party
16:46with weirdly specific rules.
16:48You can't wear anything
16:49depicting a Christmas tree,
16:51an ornament,
16:51nor a vegetable.
16:52Which sweater can you wear?
16:54Your time starts now.
17:02I'm dreaming of an obsessive
17:05compulsive Christmas.
17:20That is time.
17:23Let's see who answered correctly
17:25and who did not.
17:27Here we go.
17:39Two.
17:40We lost two of you
17:42on that question,
17:43which means we have
17:4460 of you left
17:45and eight of you
17:47used your pass.
17:49All right,
17:50let's see the answer.
17:51Five, two, three, and four
17:53have Christmas trees.
17:55One and two have ornaments.
17:56And on sweater six,
17:57the snowman's nose
17:58is a carrot,
17:59which is a vegetable
18:00that leaves only sweater five.
18:03Let's talk to somebody
18:04who got it right,
18:05Nefertiri.
18:06Hey, Joel.
18:07You got it right.
18:07I did.
18:08You seem very cool
18:09and confident.
18:10No, my heart is pumping
18:11out of my chest right now.
18:12Okay.
18:13So not really.
18:13Okay.
18:13What would you do
18:14with the money if you won?
18:15I have breastfed four kids
18:18for five years,
18:19so I would get these babies
18:20lifted and shifted
18:21and then I would be
18:22the booby queen.
18:24Oh.
18:27You're going to get
18:27a $100,000 boob job,
18:29possibly?
18:30And a little lipo, too.
18:31All that.
18:32All right.
18:33What do you do for fun?
18:34I just make up
18:36cool songs with my kids
18:37or for my kids.
18:38We goof around.
18:39We'd love to hear one.
18:40I go,
18:41but it's got to be washed,
18:43but it's got to be washed.
18:45But it's got to be washed,
18:47but it's got to be washed.
18:50All right.
18:51Let's check that prize pot,
18:52everybody.
18:54$69,000.
18:56Remember,
18:57the pot only grows
18:58thanks to the hard work
19:00of your fellow contestants
19:01messing up.
19:02So let's do more of that
19:04with our 35% question.
19:08Up is down,
19:09down is up,
19:11right is left,
19:12and left is right.
19:13With that in mind,
19:14which set of instructions
19:15guide you from the red dot
19:17to the center of this maze?
19:19Your time starts now.
19:26And why is this
19:27the worst selling video game
19:29of all time?
19:45Time, everybody.
19:46All right,
19:47let's see who got that right,
19:49but right is wrong,
19:50so let's see who got it right,
19:52but I mean wrong.
19:53Blue light.
19:54Blue light.
20:08Four.
20:08We just lost four of you
20:10on that question,
20:11which means we have
20:1256 of you left
20:14and three of you
20:15used your pass.
20:17Let's see what the answer is.
20:20B.
20:20With the directions inverted,
20:22the correct path is
20:23left, up, right, down,
20:25left, up, right.
20:28That didn't make any sense
20:30to me either.
20:32Olivia.
20:33Hello.
20:33Oh, hi, Olivia.
20:34What do you do for work, Olivia?
20:36I'm a PhD student
20:37in a field of applied math.
20:38Did your PhD help you here?
20:41Um, no.
20:44Okay.
20:44Yeah.
20:45So you're very good at math.
20:46I'm obsessed with math,
20:48so much so that my license plate
20:50says math on it.
20:51You'd think it would be numbers.
20:52Well, that's boring.
20:55Well, you got that one right, Olivia.
20:57You're doing great.
20:58All right.
20:59Shall we see the prize pot, guys?
21:00All right.
21:03$73,000,
21:05and it's going to keep
21:06going up from there.
21:08We've got 56 contestants
21:10still in the game
21:10and one host
21:11still hosting the show.
21:13Which one of them
21:14will make it to the end?
21:15Gosh,
21:16I sure hope it's me.
21:18We'll find out
21:19when the 1% Club returns
21:20only on Fox.
21:33Welcome back to the 1% Club.
21:35The show started with 100 contestants,
21:37but thanks to some difficult questions
21:39and an outbreak of food poisoning,
21:41that number is down to 56.
21:43But 27 of you
21:45still have your passes,
21:46so all of you
21:47can either keep going
21:48and hope to make it
21:49to the 1% question
21:50and win up to $100,000,
21:52or you can take $1,000
21:54guaranteed right now
21:56and leave the show.
21:58Please make your decision now.
22:07Three of you
22:08have decided
22:09to take the buyout.
22:12Alex,
22:13you decided
22:13to take the $1,000.
22:15Yeah,
22:15if you give me money,
22:16I'm going to take it.
22:19Well,
22:19good luck to you.
22:21All right,
22:21for the non-cowards
22:23of the group,
22:25just kidding,
22:26the rest of our contestants
22:28decided to stay,
22:29leaving us
22:2953 contestants
22:30still in the game,
22:32vying for up to $97,000.
22:34And remember,
22:35if you still have
22:36your $1,000,
22:37you can use it
22:38to pay for a pass
22:39if you don't know
22:40the answer to a question.
22:42Let's continue,
22:43shall we?
22:44All right.
22:46Next up,
22:47a question that,
22:48due to the complex nature
22:49of game show structure,
22:51is our hardest one yet.
22:53Only three out of
22:54every ten Americans
22:55we pulled
22:55got this right,
22:56which means
22:57you guys really should
22:59have taken the money
22:59and run.
23:00Contestants,
23:01this is your
23:0230% question.
23:06What seven-letter word
23:08can you spell
23:08with the letters
23:09that you can squeeze
23:10through the holes
23:11in the table?
23:12Your time starts now.
23:21And if you ate
23:22all these blocks,
23:23which word would appear
23:24first when removed
23:25in the emergency room?
23:43That's your time.
23:45Blue light,
23:46shine on the relatable
23:47people who just messed up.
24:04We just lost nine of you
24:06on that question,
24:07which means we've got
24:0844 of you left
24:09and seven of you
24:11used your pass.
24:13Here's the answer.
24:14Squeeze,
24:15the only seven-letter word
24:17you can spell
24:17with the letters
24:18on shapes
24:19that can squeeze
24:20through the openings
24:21in the table
24:22is the word squeeze.
24:24Let's talk to somebody
24:25who got it right,
24:26Michael T.
24:27Hey.
24:28Nicely done.
24:29Who's rooting for you
24:30at home?
24:31I've got a friend
24:32named Sam
24:32who was actually
24:33on last season.
24:34He was on singles night
24:35and he took home
24:36the win,
24:37but I don't think
24:37he's actually rooting
24:38for me.
24:39And my big debate
24:41with him is that
24:42I thought his night
24:43was really easy
24:43and four people won.
24:45He's not in the
24:451% club,
24:46he's in the 4% club.
24:47So let's ramp up
24:49the difficulty.
24:49I want to be the 1%.
24:50Hello to you
24:51and Sam hoping
24:52Michael loses.
24:54All right,
24:55let's check
24:55with the prize pot
24:56which is now at
24:59$80,000.
25:01That's a lot of money.
25:03If you want
25:03to take that cash home,
25:05you'll have to get past
25:06the 25% question.
25:10Each backyard below
25:11is surrounded
25:12by colorful fences.
25:13If these images
25:14show the point of view
25:16from your three fence walls,
25:18which backyard
25:19must be yours?
25:20Your time starts now.
25:29If you're wondering
25:30why you need
25:31so much privacy,
25:32just look at how
25:33your maniac neighbors
25:34paint their fences.
25:51time, everybody.
25:53Let's see who got it right
25:54and who did not
25:55get it right.
25:57Blue light,
25:58do your thing.
26:1416 of you.
26:16We just lost 16 of you
26:18on that question
26:19which means we've got
26:2028 of you left
26:22and 14 of you
26:24used your pass.
26:26I used mine.
26:27That was a bloodbath.
26:28All right.
26:29You guys want
26:29to see that answer?
26:30Yeah.
26:32Five.
26:33While houses two
26:33and five
26:34have the same
26:35three fence colors,
26:36when you look
26:37through the hole
26:37in the yellow fence
26:38at house two,
26:39you will see
26:40a red fence,
26:41not a purple one.
26:44Duh.
26:46Let's talk to somebody
26:47got it right.
26:47Amy, where is Amy?
26:51Amy, how long
26:52did that take you
26:53to figure out?
26:53So I originally
26:54put four
26:56and then I was
26:57going back to check
26:57and then I was like,
26:58oh my gosh, it's five.
26:59So right at the last
26:59second I changed it.
27:01Oh, all right.
27:01Yeah.
27:02What do you do
27:02with your free time?
27:03I have a lot
27:04of old man hobbies.
27:06So I'm in a harmonica club.
27:09I have a native
27:10pollinator garden
27:11at home
27:12and I also do
27:13stained glass
27:15and I made you
27:16a little something.
27:18Oh.
27:18Aw.
27:20It's so good.
27:21Wow.
27:23I.
27:24Thought you might like it.
27:26Okay.
27:28I wanted something
27:29from the native
27:29pollinator garden,
27:30but this is great.
27:32Wow, this is really nice.
27:33Thanks.
27:34Guys, this is nice.
27:35Thanks, Amy.
27:36Yeah, you're welcome.
27:37I could have done
27:38with some breast milk
27:39and nipple covers, guys.
27:42Let's talk to somebody else
27:43that got it right,
27:44Kennedy.
27:45Oh, hey, Kennedy.
27:45Hey.
27:46Was this one hard?
27:47This was probably
27:47the first one
27:48I hesitated on.
27:49Hey, she's still
27:50in the game,
27:51blue light people.
27:53Ooh, Kennedy's hesitating.
27:56Oh, that's right.
27:56I went out
27:57on the first question.
27:58Uh, do you have
27:59any gifts for me?
28:02I mean,
28:02I would say
28:03my presence is a gift,
28:04no?
28:04Oh, wow.
28:05All right.
28:05Okay.
28:06Well, well played.
28:07I love a good
28:08denim jacket.
28:10I'll sacrifice it
28:11for you, Joel.
28:12All right, great.
28:13You won.
28:13Uh, let's see
28:15what that last question
28:16did to the prize pot,
28:17shall we?
28:19$94,000.
28:22When we come back,
28:23our remaining contestants
28:24will see if they can
28:26go the distance
28:26and win that prize pot
28:28when the 1% club returns.
28:30Woo!
28:31Woo!
28:32Woo!
28:34Woo!
28:36Woo!
28:39Woo!
28:40Woo!
28:40Woo!
28:41Woo!
28:41Woo!
28:41Woo!
28:41Woo!
28:41Woo!
28:41Woo!
28:41Woo!
28:41Woo!
28:42Woo!
28:42It's only three minutes
28:43since we checked in
28:44on the contents
28:45of the prize pot.
28:46Oh, good.
28:46It still has $94,000.
28:49Woo!
28:50And our 28 remaining players
28:52want all of it.
28:54If you still have
28:54your $1,000 left,
28:56you can pay for a pass
28:57and you've got
28:58four questions left
28:59to use it.
29:00Questions are getting harder
29:01and the gunk
29:02they style my hair with
29:03is getting softer,
29:04which means
29:05we're hitting
29:06the home stretch.
29:07Here is
29:07your 20% question.
29:10Woo!
29:12Woo!
29:12Which one word
29:13in this picture
29:13can rhyme
29:14with the most
29:15other words
29:16in the picture?
29:17Your time starts now.
29:24And which one
29:25has the most
29:26sexual chemistry
29:27with the other words?
29:28Woo!
29:43Time, everybody!
29:44Let's see who answered correctly
29:46and who screwed it up this late in the game.
29:49Blue light?
30:04Nine!
30:05We lost nine of you on that question,
30:08which means we've got 19 of you left
30:11and one of you used your pass.
30:13The answer is read.
30:15The word read can be pronounced as read or read
30:19so it can rhyme with all of the other words.
30:22Oh, my God!
30:24Yes, as one in person said,
30:26oh, my God.
30:29Let's talk to somebody who got it right.
30:31Karina.
30:32Karina?
30:33Hi!
30:33Hi, Jill!
30:36Was this easy for you?
30:38Um, I'm a teacher, so words are my thing.
30:40You're a teacher?
30:41I am an art teacher at elementary school,
30:43and I've been nominated six times for Teacher of the Year.
30:46Wow.
30:49You've been nominated six times?
30:50Yeah, I'm good at my job.
30:52Why do you think you haven't won it?
30:53You know, my awesomeness is intimidating,
30:55so I think some people don't want to see me shine so bright.
30:58Well played, well played, Karina.
31:00I'm nominating you for contestant of that last question.
31:05It's a whole award.
31:06Here we go.
31:07The prize pot has ballooned to a massive $95,000.
31:12I blame myself for dipping all that money in ranch dressing.
31:16It's so tasty.
31:18All right, players, out of the 100 Americans we polled,
31:21only 15 of them answered this correctly.
31:24It's true.
31:25I was there to see it, and it was awesome.
31:28Here is your 15% question.
31:33Which two tiles must be turned 90 degrees
31:35to connect all the blue pipes
31:37so that there are only two ends?
31:40Your time starts now.
31:48And guys, could you please pick up the pace
31:50on connecting these pipes?
31:51I've been holding it for an hour now.
32:06Time, everybody.
32:08Put the tablets down.
32:10Stop tapping it incessantly.
32:12Let's see who answered correctly
32:14and who did not.
32:16Blue light, do it.
32:31We just lost eight of you on that question,
32:34which means we have 11 of you left.
32:37And the two of you who still had a pass
32:39used it on this question.
32:40Let's see the answer, shall we?
32:42B and C.
32:43You turn B counterclockwise and C clockwise,
32:46and then everything is connected.
32:49Let's check in with the prize pot,
32:51which is now at $97,000.
32:55Our pool of 100 contestants
32:58has been narrowed down to just 11.
33:00Only the best of the best have made it this far.
33:03No offense to all the losers still sitting here.
33:05When we return, we'll see if anyone
33:08can make it into the 1% club
33:09and win up to $100,000.
33:23Welcome back to the 1% club.
33:25We're nearing the end of our game,
33:26and the only thing thicker than the tension
33:28is the base coat layer of my spray tan.
33:31Let's jump back into the action
33:33before I sweat through all of it.
33:35The contestants that make it furthest in the game
33:38will win up to $10,000.
33:40But if they're feeling brave,
33:42they can risk their share of the $10,000
33:44by taking on the 1% question
33:46for a chance to win everything in the prize pot,
33:48which is currently at $97,000.
33:56But if anyone's going to win it,
33:58they need to survive our last three questions.
34:00The only way this could be more challenging
34:02is if you had to do it
34:03while some wise-ass hoes crack jokes.
34:06All right, here we go.
34:08One out of every 10 Americans we polled got this right.
34:11Here is your 10% question.
34:16Which of these historic years
34:18doesn't belong with the others?
34:20Your time starts now.
34:29One of these is Ken Jeong's birth year.
34:34I'm kidding.
34:35He's an ageless wonder, like Dracula.
34:47Okay, that is your time.
34:49Let's see who's still in the game.
34:51Blue light, do it.
35:02Two!
35:03We lost two of you on that question,
35:05which means we've got nine of you left.
35:08And the answer is...
35:1017, 71.
35:11The other three all read the same
35:14if you flip them upside down.
35:16Mikey B.
35:17Hey, how's it going, Joel?
35:18Nice.
35:20Joel M.
35:21Mikey, thanks for dressing like a young professor from 1988.
35:25What do you do for fun, Mikey?
35:27I just kind of make my own card games.
35:29What's the last card game you made up?
35:31It was called In the Nick of Time.
35:33And basically, like, in my house,
35:36there's, like, I'd be, like, a stack of dishes
35:37or, like, an unmade bed.
35:39And I'd, like, invite all my friends.
35:40And I'd be like, okay, like, whoever does all the dishes
35:43in the next 60 seconds wins the card and wins the point.
35:46So they're all running and doing dishes as fast as they can.
35:48This doesn't...
35:51This, uh...
35:52They get really into it.
35:53This is a card game?
35:54Anyone is welcome to come to my house and play,
35:57and there's a variety of options.
35:59This is an opportunity to be a housekeeper for free for Mikey.
36:03Okay, Mikey, you are in the game.
36:05Let's talk to another person that got it right, Alan.
36:08That's me.
36:09Alan, hey.
36:10Is this question easy for you?
36:12This one was easy, yeah.
36:14All right, great to talk to you.
36:16Great.
36:17All right, Alan, well, let's talk to you.
36:18Take a look at the prize pot, shall we?
36:20It continues to be $97,000.
36:23Because the players who got it wrong already used their pass.
36:27And you are all one question away
36:29from having a chance to take it all home.
36:31Here's your 5% question.
36:35If you wrote out January 1st as 1-1,
36:38January 2nd as 1-2, and so on,
36:41how many times would you write the number 3
36:44while writing out all the days in March?
36:46Your time starts now.
37:12That is time.
37:15You can feel the tension in the air.
37:19All right, blue light. Let's do it.
37:24We had nine.
37:35Four. We just lost four of you on that question, which means we've got five of you left.
37:42All right, let's see the answer.
37:4536. Each of the 31 days in March has a three for the month.
37:50Additionally, March 3rd, 13th, 23rd, 30th, and 31st all have a three in the day.
37:5731 plus five equals 36.
38:00All right, we know what the prize pot is. It's so impressive. Let's look again.
38:05$97,000. Congratulations, Olivia, Kennedy, Michael, Karina, and Alan.
38:11You have made it to our final question, which means you've now earned up to $10,000,
38:17and you've got a chance to take on the 1% question.
38:20Let's give a hand to these guys.
38:24When we return, all that hard work you put into sitting on your butt and shouting at the screen
38:30will finally pay off as we find out if any of our players will join the 1% club right
38:36after this.
38:48From 100 contestants down to you five, you're about to take on the final question of the game.
38:55Get it right, and you will win up to $97,000 and become official members of the 1% club,
39:01and that does include one burial plot inside the 1% mausoleum.
39:06All right.
39:07But first, a classic game show impossible choice.
39:11Side salad or rice pilaf.
39:13Sorry. Sorry. I was looking at our crew dinner later on.
39:17No. Your impossible choice?
39:18If anyone would like to leave the game right now, you can get $10,000.
39:24But there's a catch.
39:26If anyone else up here also decides to leave, you will be splitting that $10,000 with them.
39:32Please ponder this difficult choice for the next few seconds.
39:36Go.
39:48They're all going to play.
39:53Alan, Olivia, Michael, Karina, and Kennedy, you are going to take on the 1% question.
39:59You were willing to forego guaranteed cash for a chance at the $97,000 in the prize pod.
40:08Look at that.
40:10All right.
40:12Here we go.
40:13Here is your 1% question.
40:19There is a secret code with the info you need to solve this question.
40:24What should fill in the blank to this code?
40:26Your time starts now.
40:59Time, everybody.
41:00That is time on your 1% question.
41:04Right now, your answers are locked in, and you can't change them, so we might as well ask you what
41:09you put.
41:10Kennedy, let's start with you.
41:13I did not put one in, but I know the answer, and I know how to solve it, so, and
41:19I was going to put it, and I just didn't, so.
41:24So, sorry, you ran out of time, Kennedy, think about the dummies that went out on the 90% question.
41:31Oh.
41:31I didn't mean you.
41:32Oh.
41:34Freena, you're next.
41:35What did you put?
41:36So, I put G.
41:37All right.
41:38Well, let's wait and see.
41:39Olivia.
41:40I put K.
41:42Michael T, you talked a big game.
41:44What did you put?
41:45I put K.
41:46Alan, what did you put?
41:48I put K.
41:49All right.
41:52We've heard everyone's answers.
41:53Now it's time to find out if any of you are going to be joining the 1% Club tonight.
41:58Let's see the answer.
42:04For $97,000.
42:09We need a K or a G.
42:12The answer is...
42:16K.
42:20The code lists the number of times each letter appears in the question.
42:24There's exactly one K in the word blank.
42:27Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our winners.
42:30Alan, Olivia, and Michael.
42:33You're walking out of here with $32,333.
42:38You are now officially in the 1% Club.
42:43Thank you for joining us.
42:45And if you are a child that just watched your mom or dad fail on national television,
42:50remember, they did it just for you.
42:52Come back next week.
42:54See if anyone can win it to $100,000 on the 1% Club.
42:58See you guys.
43:00Nicely done.
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