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Sex Education By My Best Friend Db
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00:27Private rooms, now.
00:28What the fuck?
00:30So much for supernatural hearing.
00:32I thought you couldn't sneak up on a vampire.
00:35Most humans aren't dumb enough to try.
00:38You're Nick.
00:39Then you must be Scarlet.
00:44Not very subtle, are we?
00:51You sure talk a lot for a feeder on the apps.
01:01You gonna shut me up?
01:03With pleasure.
01:07Not so fast, Red.
01:11A hunter, huh?
01:13How'd you get past security?
01:15Let's just say, I've got a silver tongue.
01:18No.
01:20You've got balls.
01:22I'll give you that.
01:25Not for long, though.
01:27You sure about that?
01:29Easy.
01:31I'm not gonna stake you.
01:33If you agree to my deal.
01:36Like it would be that easy.
01:38Fine.
01:39I'll bite.
01:40What kind of deal?
01:42I need you to help me find your maker.
01:46Roland.
01:47Where on the street is you left him and his little posse?
01:51Let me guess.
01:52Bad blood?
01:53If you want him dead, I'm your man.
01:57What do you say?
02:00What's going on?
02:03Nothing.
02:04Just to hook up.
02:05We met on Fanger.
02:07You don't look like a feeder.
02:10Well, that's because it's my first time.
02:15That true?
02:19Yeah.
02:20That's right.
02:20He's a virgin.
02:21Virgin feeder.
02:22Never been fed on.
02:24Now why don't you give us some privacy and let a girl eat, huh?
02:34I don't think so.
02:36I think you're lying.
02:47Let's go!
02:51Stop!
02:56I want her alive.
02:59And willing.
03:01We wait.
03:04You understand?
03:07Yes, Roland.
03:17We're safe here.
03:18My roommate's a witch so the whole house is under a cloaking spell.
03:22They won't find us.
03:29Oh my god.
03:30We have company?
03:32Scarlett, what's the occasion?
03:33You never bring home leftovers.
03:35Oh, no.
03:36I still haven't.
03:37Trust me.
03:37This one is not to my taste.
03:39What?
03:41Am I missing something?
03:43Who are you talking to?
03:45Little meet Nick.
03:46Nick meet Lillian.
03:47Remember when I said my roommate's a witch?
03:49Well, she's also...
03:50dead.
03:51So she's a ghost.
03:53So you're saying he's available?
03:54No.
03:56Go hunt the next door neighbor if you're that thirsty.
04:03So, tell me why I shouldn't just drain you dry right now.
04:07My brother Darren's gone missing.
04:09He's a hunter, like me.
04:11He went after Roland six months ago, and I haven't seen him since.
04:15What makes you think I can find him?
04:19I've done my research.
04:20You were in his inner circle.
04:22His right-hand woman.
04:24His lover.
04:26Ex-lover?
04:28And that was a long time ago.
04:29My only goal is to stay hidden, and I'm not jeopardizing that.
04:33So you want to spend the rest of eternity looking over your shoulder?
04:37Roland's never gonna let you go.
04:41Look, I know vampires can't kill their makers.
04:44Let me do the dirty work for you, Red.
04:48What do you say, bloodsucker?
04:51Got ourselves a deal?
04:55Deal.
04:56On one condition.
04:58No one threatens me and gets away with it, especially not a vampire hunter.
05:02So once you kill Roland, I drain you.
05:06Yeah?
05:07Mm-hmm.
05:07Not if I stake you first.
05:10So we agree, then.
05:12All bets are off once Roland's dead.
05:14And until my brother's found.
05:16Until then, partners.
05:19I've also got a condition of my own.
05:22I stay here until the job's done.
05:26Yeah, right.
05:27I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you.
05:31I'm not letting you out of my sight.
05:35Fine.
05:36You know, you're welcome for saving your ass back at the club, by the way.
05:40Okay, I had it under control.
05:42Oh, sure you did.
05:53You're bleeding.
05:55You know.
05:57I could take care of that.
05:59Keep your fangs to yourself.
06:02I'm not a feeder.
06:03I'm not gonna feed off you.
06:04I'm gonna heal you.
06:06All that research, and you still don't know everything my mouth can do.
06:10I know what it does.
06:12And I also know that vampire saliva doesn't just heal.
06:15It's like ecstasy.
06:17And I don't do drugs.
06:18Okay, Narc.
06:21You really think we're gonna get anywhere hunting vampires with you walking around bleeding?
06:29Don't worry.
06:30I won't bite.
06:32Yet.
06:37Okay.
06:39Fine.
06:41Do it.
06:55There.
06:57Go to sleep.
07:01Thanks.
07:05There's a spare room you can stay in.
07:07Upstairs, second door on the right.
07:10Gray?
07:13Well, uh...
07:14Goodnight.
07:36What are you doing in here?
07:36Scarlet?
07:38What are you doing in here?
07:40I'm sorry.
07:42It's just now that I've had a taste.
07:45I don't wanna stop.
07:52I'm sorry.
08:02Jesus Christ.
08:04How does that feel...
08:07It feels so good.
08:12I...
08:14You won't.
08:16May God forgive me.
08:20I want it.
08:30What the...
08:55What are you doing up?
08:56Shouldn't you be, you know, in a coffin or something somewhere?
09:00So you don't burst up into flames?
09:03Okay, so that's a myth.
09:05And that was a joke.
09:07How'd you sleep?
09:10Fine.
09:11So great, yeah, fine.
09:13That good, huh?
09:15What was I wearing?
09:20How did you know?
09:22Oh, you didn't know?
09:23Vampire saliva also causes crazy sex dreams.
09:27Lucky you.
09:32Look, can we just get down to business?
09:36The sooner we find Roland, the sooner we can get rid of each other.
09:40Oh, preaching to the undead choir, pal?
09:42Then I know just where to start the hunt.
09:49Ugh, we've been looking for hours.
09:57Lil, where are you going?
09:59Don't worry, I'm still helping.
10:01I'm gonna go look through my personal spell book.
10:03Okay, I know that's what you call your smut.
10:10Dirty girl.
10:16Okay, this is a waste of time.
10:18We don't need a luring spell.
10:19We need to go out and hunt the bastard down.
10:21Okay, slow your roll, Blade.
10:24Roland isn't just someone you hunt down.
10:26Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?
10:28I know exactly who I'm dealing with.
10:31The son of a bitch who killed my father
10:33and who made my brother disappear.
10:35Okay, then you know we need to be smart about this.
10:37He's thousands of years old,
10:39smarter, faster, and stronger than any other vampire alive.
10:42I mean, more powerful than you could ever imagine.
10:44The things he can do.
10:47Even with just his mind.
10:49Are you sure you're still not into him?
10:52Look, you wanted my help?
10:54Here it is.
10:55We need a home field advantage.
10:57We need the element of surprise.
10:59We need-
10:59Wait.
11:00Not exactly how I was gonna put it.
11:11You're afraid of him.
11:13You would be too.
11:16Look, I'm not gonna let him hurt you.
11:20Then why would you do that?
11:26Because I'm the only one who gets to kill you.
11:29Remember?
11:30Aww, how cute.
11:32He thinks he's got a shot.
11:38So, hunting's a family business?
11:45My great-grandfather, my grandfather, my father,
11:49all died trying to kill Roland.
11:51Darren, my half-brother,
11:53he went out for vengeance and never came back.
11:57Now it's my turn.
12:00Well, maybe we just left him alone.
12:02Maybe he could end the cycle.
12:03No more death?
12:04You think if I just let this murderer,
12:07this evil incarnate realm free,
12:09that there will be no more death?
12:11Vampires are bloodthirsty savages who get off on murder.
12:14And I mean to put as many of them back in the ground as I possibly can.
12:19You know, we're not the only bloodthirsty ones.
12:42Don't tell me I'm not growing up yet.
12:50Like cancer.
13:10So, why'd you leave him?
13:12Believe it or not, killing your food doesn't make it taste any better.
13:16It just makes a mess, and I got tired of cleaning up after Roland's messes.
13:21You know, old vamps like him just get more and more insatiable.
13:25I had enough. End of story.
13:31Oh, I got it. Un bravo caray. Call the shadow. Look.
13:36Great. Let's cast it.
13:38Lillian!
13:40So cocky.
13:42If you really think you're ready, you want to take on Roland with no training.
13:48I don't need training. I almost took you on back at the club. Remember?
13:54The key word being almost.
13:57But even if you did, by some miracle, overpower me, I'm not Roland.
14:02If you want to take him down, you need to know how he fights, what his weaknesses are.
14:06You need me. We're partners. Aren't we?
14:16Ready when you are, partner.
14:22Tomorrow, you need to get a good night's sleep first.
14:25We both do.
14:28You know, I would wish you sweet dreams.
14:33I think we both know you're already having them.
14:58Breakfast?
14:59I thought about what you said.
15:03What if I wanted to make my dreams a reality?
15:07Did you fall and hit your head? I thought you hated me.
15:14How do you feel about... hate sex?
15:23You want me?
15:26I want you.
15:29Good girl.
15:37Son of a bitch.
15:43Well, come on already.
15:49That all you got, Red?
15:53Trust me, I'm just getting started.
16:02Roland's biggest weakness is his ego.
16:05Not unlike someone else I know.
16:08So give him a show, let him lay on the blows, play up how weak you are.
16:11He'll get cocky, and that's when you strike.
16:14No problem.
16:15Oh, yeah?
16:16You think you can submit?
16:18Let's see it.
16:21Not so easy, huh?
16:26Again.
16:28Maybe.
16:28I'm not going to lie to you.
16:28What?
16:44I'm not going to lie to you.
16:44I'm not going to lie to you.
16:48I don't go to die.
16:51I don't want to die.
16:52I don't want to do whatever you want.
16:55My body is beautiful, and I see you.
16:55I'm a jerk, and I'll be right back.
16:58Submit.
17:03Good boy.
17:25Some other steak in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
17:51I think I got to get going. I got stuff to do. I got to clean up.
17:57Right.
17:58Because we got that spell later.
18:02Yeah.
18:03Right.
18:51Really?
18:54Jesus. Can a guy get a little bit of privacy?
18:57Around here, maybe?
19:00Fuck.
19:01That's awkward.
19:17I haven't been this bothered since I was burned at the stake.
19:21Hot damn! Can you hurry up and kill him already? The afterlife could use a hunk like that.
19:27Okay, down girl.
19:29Oh please, like you haven't been drooling after him.
19:32He is literally my sworn enemy. We have a truce for now, but-
19:36Hello? Enemies to lovers? You can have your beefcake and eat it too. Think about it.
19:45Now that is a whole ass meal right there.
19:50Okay. So where do you want me?
20:03So, Lil wanted nothing to do with the luring, but she said I could recite the spell.
20:07When Roland gets here, you stay hidden like a good little human and let me do all the talking, okay?
20:11You won't be able to get in without an invitation, so we'll be safe here.
20:14Why do I need to stay hidden?
20:16Because he won't trust me if he thinks I'm working with a hunter.
20:19And step one of this whole plan is all about gaining trust.
20:22I'll tell him I'm looking for Darren, that he tried to stake me so I've got a score to settle,
20:25and I'll convince Roland that I've come crawling back, that I need him.
20:29I still don't like it. You shouldn't have to face him alone.
20:32We have to make him think he's in control.
20:35And then he'll lead us to Darren and bada bing, bada boom, step two, you kill the bastard. Deal?
20:44Ready?
20:47Ready.
20:49Okay.
20:54Ombra vocare, tenebraia adite.
20:58Ex interstitio luces et noctes finite.
21:01Non carne, non voce, sed voluntate maia.
21:05Ar som er vos agistes.
21:17That's it?
21:18I don't know. I mean, it should have worked.
21:21You've got to be kidding me. I knew it. I knew this plan was a mistake. I told you.
21:25But from now on, we're doing it my way.
21:28It isn't...
21:32...a mistake.
21:33...a mistake.
21:37Is that...?
21:42He's here.
21:46Come out, come out, wherever you are.
21:56Roland.
21:59Scarlet.
22:00Sweetheart.
22:02I've missed you.
22:04You look...
22:05...good enough to eat.
22:08I've been looking for you and all this time you've been right under my nose.
22:13Cloaking spell, is it?
22:15Ha, ha, ha.
22:17Clever girl.
22:24I saw you to the club the other night.
22:28That's right.
22:29When I heard there was a she-vamp with hair as red as blood, frequenting a feeder club,
22:34I knew I had to come see for myself.
22:37I was gonna let you come to me, but...
22:40...this works too.
22:41That's not...
22:42That's not what this is about.
22:45No?
22:47You're not gonna invite me in?
22:51Are you sure?
22:53Just think about all the fun we could have if you just...
22:57...let me in.
23:04No.
23:05This visit is about business, not pleasure.
23:10Pity.
23:11I'm looking for someone.
23:17Darling, you wound me.
23:20I'm a vampire hunter named Darren.
23:22If you tried to kill me, I'd like the chance to repay the favor.
23:25And you told me you were sick of the violence.
23:28Are you sure you haven't had a change of heart, Scarlet?
23:30Dark hair, brown eyes, about six foot tall. You seen them?
23:32Hmm.
23:34Not exactly my time.
23:37You're lying.
23:39I can tell.
23:40I know you.
23:43Things have changed since you left, Scarlet.
23:46Maybe you'd like to see the new one improved me.
23:50Enough.
23:50Tell me where my brother is, now.
23:55I see.
23:57You're doing it for your little pet.
23:59You always did have a soft spot for the weaker species, Scarlet.
24:03Weak?
24:04I'll show you weak.
24:05By all means.
24:07Why don't you come out onto the porch and show me just how tough you are, Hunter?
24:10Why don't I?
24:11Enough with the pissing contest.
24:14You know where Darren is, don't you?
24:19Maybe I do.
24:20Maybe I don't.
24:24Maybe a little encouragement from Scarlet here would loosen my tongue.
24:28Hey, don't worry.
24:30He can't get to you.
24:32Not in here.
24:34Are you sure about that?
24:38Uh-oh.
24:47You can't.
24:48You're not supposed to.
24:49How can you come in?
24:51Because what's yours is mine.
24:54Your house, my house.
24:58You, sweetheart, are a part of me.
25:02And you always will be, whether you like it or not.
25:09I made you.
25:11You're mine.
25:14Now, I think I've waited long enough.
25:18Come to me.
25:20You don't get to touch her.
25:22No?
25:25I'd like to see you try and stop me.
25:29What are you doing?
25:31What's it gonna be, huh?
25:32My brother or your little spawn?
25:35I've been just waiting to kill her.
25:37Try and...
25:38Club to...
25:47I have to say I'm impressed.
25:50I didn't think you had that kind of courage, Bloodbag.
25:56That kind of courage deserves a reward.
26:04I do know where your brother is.
26:06Where?
26:07I'll do more than just tell you.
26:09I'll bring you to him.
26:13In exchange for Scarlet.
26:15No.
26:16No way, you...
26:17I'm not just some cow.
26:18You can trade.
26:19Deal.
26:21What?
26:22Pleasure doing business with you.
26:24Wait!
26:24Club to Sang midnight tomorrow.
26:26No!
26:27I...
26:28See you soon, sweetheart.
26:40Leave me alone.
26:42What the hell is wrong with you?
26:43Wait.
26:43Just listen to me.
26:44No, you know what?
26:45You're just like him.
26:46A villain.
26:47Manipulative and untrustworthy.
26:48I am nothing like him.
26:49I just need to get him out of here so we can think.
26:50Oh, you think you're so noble going around killing monsters?
26:53But really you're just as violent and sadistic as...
26:56I meant what I said.
26:57I'm not gonna let him hurt you.
26:58Well, because you're going to, right?
26:59Because I'm not gonna let another man touch you.
27:21This isn't a bad idea.
27:22Obviously.
27:22You're gonna kill me.
27:23You're gonna kill me.
27:25What if...
27:26Just get out of our system.
27:27Just take the edge off.
27:28It's a one time thing.
27:29It doesn't change our deal.
27:30Right?
27:30Right.
27:35Bedroom?
27:35No, we're here.
27:36No.
27:39Whatever you say, right?
27:56You seriously, you don't have anything in there besides those 15-year-old granola bars?
28:02Your boy needs some protein or something.
28:05Aww.
28:07And where are you out?
28:09Human stamina.
28:11A damn shame.
28:12Oh, wow.
28:14Eight rounds wasn't enough.
28:16No.
28:17Well, fine.
28:19We can do it again.
28:21But...
28:21Next time, you're on top.
28:27Gosh.
28:27Did you look at that?
28:28I didn't know vampires were ticklish.
28:30Oh, I know you know.
28:31I do.
28:37That's nice.
28:39What's that?
28:43Your heartbeat.
28:45It's...
28:46Soothing.
28:56Okay, so...
28:57We kill Roland.
28:59We save my brother.
29:01Then what?
29:02Nothing's changed?
29:06Nope.
29:07Deal's still on.
29:08Fight to the death.
29:09Best creature wins.
29:13Great.
29:15Great.
29:16No.
29:17I don't know.
29:19No...
29:20No...
29:21No...
29:21No...
29:22No...
29:29Derek?
29:32Hello?
29:34Anyone there?
29:36Roland?
29:41Darren?
29:44where
29:45Nick
29:46oh thank god you're okay
29:48we've been looking everywhere for you
29:50how did you
29:51Scarlet what's going on where is he
29:52he's right here can't you
29:54what are you talking about
29:57but you're
29:57dead
30:00Scarlet what's happening
30:06I'm so sorry
30:10your brother he's
30:11right here but he's
30:13dead
30:15dead
30:18no
30:19no no no no no he can't be
30:23his ghost is right there
30:26you're lying to me
30:28tell him about the time I shot him with a bb gun
30:30when he was five
30:31the reason he has a bump on his left ankle
30:35tell him it wasn't an accident
30:37he says that time
30:38he shot you with a bb gun when you were five
30:41it wasn't an accident
30:43tell him I was hunting down Roland
30:45when I got caught up
30:46I started
30:47letting vampires feed on him for information
30:49he got addicted to it
30:51by the time I found Roland
30:53he was too far gone
30:57Roland drained him
31:00how sweet
31:06looks like everyone got reacquainted without me
31:12well now that I've held up my end of the bargain
31:14I think it's time to collect what's mine
31:23you bastard
31:24you bastard
31:25you killed my brother
31:26you think I'm gonna let you take her too
31:28over my dead body
31:33does your little pet have a crush
31:36you really shouldn't
31:38don't you know how your brother got here
31:41who do you think brought him to me in the first place
31:50who do you think brought him to me in the first place
32:14all better
32:16no
32:17I want more
32:20I think I've had my fill for one night
32:25I'll do anything
32:28I've got someone you should meet
32:30come with me
32:36you're messing with me
32:37I know you're lying
32:38Scarlet would never
32:44right?
32:48no
32:50no you didn't
32:51I didn't know who he was
32:52it was a night I left Roland
32:55I needed something to distract him
32:58darling
33:00nothing compares to you
33:03don't you know I'd never let you leave me
33:06after all the fun we've had
33:08hey why don't you go lick your wounds in private
33:11Scarlet and I have some catching up to do
33:21a deal's a deal
33:45you had enough?
33:52submit
33:52submit
34:13he didn't have broke my jaw
34:18I can't
34:19you win
34:23you win
34:30you hunters never learn
34:33you are a sippy cup
34:37a juice box
34:39a juice box
34:40just like your brother
34:41and your father
34:43and your father's father
34:45and his father before him
34:48all of you
34:50nothing more than my lunch
35:00why would you help her?
35:03don't let her fool you
35:04she's just as much a monster as I am
35:20you're hurt
35:22I can't
35:25stay
35:26away from me
35:29go ahead
35:31kill me
35:32I deserve it
35:35well it's right
35:36no monster
35:46I'm sorry
36:01I'm sorry Darren
36:03I can't do it
36:06I can't kill you
36:08I can't lose you
36:11tell him it's okay
36:14he said that it's okay
36:16it's my bloodlust
36:17my thirst for revenge
36:19that's what killed him
36:21I don't want you to end up like me
36:24I want you to
36:25live the life he didn't get to
36:30Nick
36:31Nick
36:36for a moment
36:37it's fatal
36:44I guess I'm gonna make it pretty easy
36:46for you to kill me after all
36:48that would be cheating
36:50where's the fun in that?
36:54I can't lose you either
37:00you don't have to
37:02Nick
37:03no
37:04no
37:05the thought of death doesn't scare me
37:08the thought of losing you does
37:11I want a chance to be with you
37:14and to see my brother again
37:16no matter the cost
37:20seriously the vampire hunter wants to become a vampire
37:25I've changed my mind about vampires
37:27they're not all that bad
37:31in fact
37:34pretty fond of one in particular
37:40please
37:41Scarlet
37:43turn me
38:08Nick
38:10Nick
38:10Nick
38:15are you
38:30good as new
38:43don't get too excited
38:44you can look
38:45but you can't touch
38:47I'll take it
38:49it's good to see you brother
38:51me too
38:54hands are finishing the job
38:58what can I say
39:00maintaining my status
39:01as the golden child
39:03maybe she shouldn't have saved your life after all
39:07come on
39:08let's get out of here
39:10Aaron
39:11you should come with
39:13I've got a friend I think you're gonna love
39:37you know last time when you were human I had to hold back so I wouldn't break you
39:42don't worry
39:43look at your ninth round this time
39:52Nick
39:53that's an antique
39:55sorry
39:58good thing I've got forever to make it up to you
40:14hallelujah
40:14I always knew those crazy kids would get together
40:19Lillian
40:27Darren
40:37lovely dress
40:41I'm glad you like it
40:43I'll be wearing it for eternity
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