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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:01What do you want me to do?
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Why?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:10Like that?
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:26I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:50my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:53and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:58Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:04It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:13Oh, shit.
00:01:14Fucking dumbass.
00:01:16Stupid.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:23It could be really bad.
00:01:26Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
00:01:28What? No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh, my God.
00:01:34Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him.
00:01:43All right.
00:01:44Welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:49This is awesome.
00:01:50I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:53And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:02You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:05And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:06What?
00:02:07A roommate?
00:02:08No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:11No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:13Get your going.
00:02:14Okay.
00:02:15Fine.
00:02:16Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:38You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:44I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:46The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:54What?
00:02:55Allie.
00:02:55Sorry.
00:02:56Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:57Come on, that's gross.
00:02:58I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:00I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:02Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:07Yeah.
00:03:07Just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right?
00:03:10You're on watch duty now.
00:03:11You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:13Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:18Where are I?
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ryan.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:21All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right.
00:03:23Later, buddy.
00:03:26You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:36Reminds me.
00:03:37Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:41I don't know.
00:03:43Why don't you define weird?
00:03:45It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:57don't want to open it.
00:03:58And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:02Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:11No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I hit a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:20What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:23What's on the email?
00:04:24Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about me?
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Because you know that I am.
00:04:31I'm gonna be looking after you.
00:04:32I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:37tell me.
00:04:38No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:39Nothing scandalous.
00:04:40I'm gonna go.
00:04:40Actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh.
00:04:42Good to see you.
00:04:46Oh.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:48Deep breath.
00:04:49This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:54And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi.
00:05:24Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learn really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:41You want a shot?
00:05:43But you have to prove your pets first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:46Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:47Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:55Sure.
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:58He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:02And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:16She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:20Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:28Meeting room.
00:06:29Show em regression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:47Hmm.
00:06:47We lost, and we still got a show.
00:06:53Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:56No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:00Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:07Look, I'm here in official business.
00:07:09Okay?
00:07:09I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:14Um, back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:42Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:56The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:00Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:02I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is at.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07Sorry.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:20Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running last until you fuckin' puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01What's up, Cheryl?
00:09:04Nice look.
00:09:10Are you guys your bench?
00:09:12That's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:24Unhinged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, you did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47And, uh, whose fault is that?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:52I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message, sir?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just get it back.
00:10:11Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something real quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39Dirty dumb.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:45Because, listen.
00:10:46You're my business now.
00:10:48So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51So, take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:57I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car.
00:11:16The moonlit night.
00:11:18And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you were managing the case?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:32My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Ah, yes.
00:11:38Yet.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condom, do you too?
00:12:15I'll tell you.
00:12:15I'll tell you guys.
00:12:16They're grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48No.
00:12:48I'd do that.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55No, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit on some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys, and you're gonna share your life location with me at the time.
00:13:10Are you insane? Who do you think you are? My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate. I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah, we're roommates. That means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:43sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope. Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large. No, Pro Max. Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59Are you a pregnant thing?
00:14:00Yeah. This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner. I don't control what I do.
00:14:16Just wait!
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie brusque?
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie? Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:22Oh my god, did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:52Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to help.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you.
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:57All right.
00:17:04That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:07But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:24Brett.
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:29I'm at club five.
00:17:30I lost a dare.
00:17:33Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:37I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:41Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:45a good idea?
00:17:46Can't forget to go out at night?
00:17:47Come on, Brett.
00:17:48Please, this is serious.
00:17:49Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:51You know what?
00:17:52You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:17:59How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than being a slut like you.
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:17Grab her.
00:18:18What?
00:18:19No!
00:18:19Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:25You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:33No!
00:18:45What was that?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:48Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:55Freeze!
00:18:56Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:58A dare is a dare!
00:18:59Stop fighting!
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out your ass.
00:19:14Please!
00:19:14Please stop!
00:19:16Please!
00:19:16You're getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:25Oh!
00:19:28Please!
00:19:29Please!
00:19:30Please stop!
00:19:33Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:46Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:49Jason and Ally are just having fun together.
00:19:51I mean, look at how she's dressed. She's practically begging for it.
00:20:05You know, I better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:10And that goes for everybody. I don't want to see one picture of one video. Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great. We're gonna delete them right now.
00:20:22No.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Let's go.
00:20:36Hey! Hey!
00:20:37What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:40Sneaking out? Going to a place like this?
00:20:43What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:46What did you mean back there?
00:20:51Back where?
00:20:53When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:58The literal meaning. I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching me.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was gonna protect you.
00:21:06And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:14Hey.
00:21:14Always causing trouble.
00:21:15Please, just put this up.
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:20Fuck Rita.
00:21:24Well, you know what? I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:27Like I'm desperate?
00:21:28No, that's not true.
00:21:29I know. Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:31You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:36I know, I know. Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:39And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:41And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:46Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:50Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't wanna be me, okay?
00:21:53I want to be liked, I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:01I'll always be there.
00:22:02So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:06What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:09I'm losing my mind.
00:22:11I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:14All I can think, just this once.
00:22:18What?
00:22:22Just say it, just say it!
00:22:23I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:26Cause I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:28No.
00:22:29It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:31That is not true.
00:22:32Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:35Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:37I can't.
00:22:39You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:43So you know what?
00:22:44Just forget it.
00:22:45Forget I said anything.
00:22:48I'm done begging you.
00:22:50I'm done.
00:22:51No, Allison, Allison, stop it.
00:22:59Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:04Why?
00:23:05Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:10He says that you have to stop.
00:23:14Please don't stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:40Please don't stop.
00:24:01I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:04Talk to me.
00:24:09What is he doing?
00:24:10Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:18Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:19Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:20What?
00:24:21Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:26So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm gonna come over there and
00:24:29beat your ass.
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:33We just...
00:24:34I butt-dialed you.
00:24:35We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:41And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:45Okay?
00:24:45Chill.
00:24:46Really?
00:24:47Yeah, look.
00:24:51It's really dry, okay?
00:24:52My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:56All right.
00:24:57Brett, if that's true, you guys gotta take care to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:00right now or something.
00:25:01I need you to take care of that.
00:25:02I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:05I got it.
00:25:05I got it.
00:25:06Peace.
00:25:07Bye.
00:25:10Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:14Babe, what's up?
00:25:16Someone, we should...
00:25:17You forgot something.
00:25:18No, Allie.
00:25:19It's late.
00:25:19Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:21Hey, Allison.
00:25:23Stop.
00:25:28Quit acting so childish.
00:25:33You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:46All right, ladies.
00:25:47Physical assessments today.
00:25:50Allison, you're first.
00:25:51What John Lee, who you我是.
00:25:55You know, when I came here, is my first is the
00:26:00Right on right now.
00:26:11I went, was I'm over.
00:26:13I would be czyka, where I was really proud of them
00:26:14I thank you, ensuring you're ourselves and you're still
00:26:15Here I'm a jerk.
00:26:15I'm a jerk.
00:26:23Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:27You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:29You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:32Shut up.
00:26:40Hey, uh...
00:26:41Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:46Huh?
00:26:55Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:01Solo, Allison? Let me help.
00:27:04No hands-on.
00:27:06I'm okay.
00:27:08Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:12Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Uh, she's with me.
00:27:18I'm not with anyone.
00:27:21Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:23That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:27Choose me.
00:27:32Walk away, Chad.
00:27:34Right now.
00:27:36Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:43What are you doing?
00:27:45Are you jealous or something?
00:27:47No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:49What was that?
00:27:50I promised her that I would take care of you.
00:27:51Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:56First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:01All right, come on.
00:28:03You first.
00:28:09Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:11You ready, Rookie?
00:28:13I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:15But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:18Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:21You wanna play?
00:28:23Fine.
00:28:24Let's play.
00:28:25Actually, we should have known for this.
00:28:29So, no, we don't have to do that.
00:28:32I didn't have to be here.
00:28:34No, no, we don't have to do this.
00:28:43We won't have all day!
00:28:43Let's divide the vultures away from the wall.
00:28:44Let's do that!
00:28:46Let's go!
00:28:46Let's go!
00:28:48Let's go!
00:28:51Let's go!
00:28:54What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:57I'm not doing anything.
00:28:59Stop it.
00:29:01Stop, Blair.
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:07You're turned.
00:29:19I don't know if you're ready.
00:29:21She's trying to kill me.
00:29:23And it's working.
00:29:29She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:31It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:34We're not just gonna murder you.
00:29:42What the hell am I doing?
00:29:48What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50You okay, bro?
00:29:52Okay.
00:29:53And done.
00:29:54Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:56You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:00Really?
00:30:01Wow, thank you.
00:30:05Congratulations.
00:30:07Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:30Oh, my God.
00:30:34Oh, my God.
00:30:35Oh, my God.
00:30:43Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:45Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:46Here, here.
00:30:47Thanks.
00:30:48Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:50It's mine.
00:30:51Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:53I need brain bleach, but damn it.
00:30:56How do I unsee that?
00:30:57How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:00Okay, it's fine.
00:31:01Just, it's okay.
00:31:02Just forget it, okay?
00:31:32I'm doing laundry.
00:31:33Makeup thing?
00:31:34What?
00:31:35Nobody told me that.
00:31:36Had...
00:31:38Oh, my God.
00:31:38She's gonna kill me.
00:31:39Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:40This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:41She's gonna...
00:31:42She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:45You okay?
00:31:45Well, I'll...
00:31:46You all right?
00:31:47Okay.
00:32:01Get all your stuff?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03Um, I had to go.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Thanks.
00:32:07Bye.
00:32:15Did you just see that?
00:32:17That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:20And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:22Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:24Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:27Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:35Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:37I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:40Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:42Late is late.
00:32:43You're just too lazy.
00:32:52Hey.
00:32:54What's your problem?
00:32:55My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:58It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:05No.
00:33:06Hey.
00:33:07Stop!
00:33:08Are you crazy?
00:33:09Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:14Stop!
00:33:15You want to fight?
00:33:17I'll give you a reason.
00:33:23Hey, hey.
00:33:24What are you doing?
00:33:25What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:26Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:28This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:29Cool.
00:33:30Get out.
00:33:32Get out of here.
00:33:33All of you.
00:33:33Get out of here.
00:33:34Right now.
00:33:34Did you hear me?
00:33:35Get out.
00:33:40You okay?
00:33:42It's fine.
00:33:44I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:48or something.
00:33:49It's going to be okay.
00:33:50We have enough time.
00:33:51Trust me.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:55Hello.
00:33:56Listen, I need you to go to the school, and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:33:59room.
00:33:59Right now.
00:34:04Alright.
00:34:05Hey, listen.
00:34:06Use my jersey.
00:34:07You can look better than the original.
00:34:09Alright?
00:34:09Alright.
00:34:10Alright.
00:34:33Oh, shit.
00:34:35Is that even Allison?
00:34:46She looks...
00:34:47Stony.
00:34:50Look at you.
00:34:51You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:53You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:56It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:58You know, that's true.
00:34:59That's true, I have.
00:35:00Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:06You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:10To you, as your best friend's sister, of course.
00:35:15As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:20Alright.
00:35:21Time's ticking.
00:35:22Let's move.
00:35:23Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:31You take center.
00:35:32Let's go.
00:35:37Okay.
00:35:38Hey, uh...
00:35:45Where's the lake?
00:35:49Oh, dear.
00:35:54Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:35:59Let's go.
00:36:33What is that girl?
00:36:35She's on fire.
00:36:36That's Allison Scott.
00:36:37You know she had moves.
00:36:43Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:46I mean, damn.
00:36:47I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:50Body in that uniform?
00:36:51Woo!
00:36:52You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:55Stay with me.
00:36:56I don't have to.
00:36:57To girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:01I'm telling you right now, you don't fuck off.
00:37:03The only thing that's going to be chasing is my fist.
00:37:16He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:17The 20.
00:37:19The 10.
00:37:23Touchdown!
00:37:23Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:25State wins.
00:37:41Hey!
00:37:43Oh.
00:37:44Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:45That was really good.
00:37:47You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:50Hey, shut up.
00:37:55You did.
00:37:55Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
00:38:06kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
00:38:20kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:21Now we got ourselves a good old kid's camp standoff.
00:38:24I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:29Come on, Allison.
00:38:30Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:32I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:38Oh, but I want it.
00:38:54Wait, what?
00:39:01I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:03Kiss Kim, me, and Brett.
00:39:14Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:20Thanks for keeping you out at bay.
00:39:22No problem.
00:39:31This is insane.
00:39:32I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:36But it feels so right.
00:39:38I never want it to end.
00:39:44Harrison!
00:39:53What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:39:57Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:39:58You're making a scene.
00:39:59I'm making a scene?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:00I'm making a scene.
00:40:01You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:04Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:07Are you serious right now?
00:40:08If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:13You're unbelievable.
00:40:15I hate you.
00:40:19Dude, I'm...
00:40:20No, no, no, no.
00:40:20You cut the crap.
00:40:21You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:23I promise.
00:40:24Do not bullshit me!
00:40:25Do not bullshit me!
00:40:26Absolutely nothing.
00:40:27I'm serious.
00:40:28Nothing.
00:40:29I'm fucking lying.
00:40:30I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:32She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:34I know that.
00:40:35So you stay in your lane, because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:39You do not cross me.
00:40:41You do not!
00:40:41I promise you do.
00:40:43Fuck.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:50No.
00:40:51I sound like a mom.
00:40:54This is ridiculous.
00:40:55Why am I texting him?
00:40:56He's literally in the next room.
00:40:58You know what?
00:41:00Just go in there.
00:41:01Just ask him.
00:41:02Hey, Brett.
00:41:03What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:05He kissed me back.
00:41:06He can't deny it this time.
00:41:08It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Do or die.
00:41:19What are you doing?
00:41:20Getting groceries.
00:41:22What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:23I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:24Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:26I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:29She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:33Brett.
00:41:34What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:37I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:39I can't talk about the kiss camp.
00:41:42Hi.
00:41:43You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:45Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:47You know what?
00:41:47I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:52It was a kiss camp at a game and we did it.
00:41:54Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:55The fun's over.
00:41:57It's finished.
00:41:58Do you understand?
00:42:01Don't you dare.
00:42:02No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:03I'm not doing it.
00:42:04No, no, no.
00:42:05That's not fair, okay?
00:42:06Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:07Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:10Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:12You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:14Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:15I'm not doing anything.
00:42:16Yes, you are.
00:42:18You know what?
00:42:18Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:22Because that's all this is.
00:42:23Yeah?
00:42:24Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:26I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:33Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:36Chad's a predator.
00:42:38And a loser.
00:42:38And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:43I can't.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:51Is he hard?
00:42:57Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:00You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:06Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:08You know, biology.
00:43:12Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:20Ellie!
00:43:21Brett!
00:43:22He goes out here?
00:43:23Fucking shit!
00:43:24What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:25You have to get out.
00:43:26I can't get out.
00:43:27If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:29Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm going to get out.
00:43:33Okay, cool.
00:43:34Ellie, hey!
00:43:36Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:43:37Ellie, hey!
00:43:38Just get under.
00:43:39Get under what?
00:43:40Brett?
00:43:40Sally, come on, get down.
00:43:45Allie.
00:43:46Hi.
00:43:47You showing alone?
00:43:48Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:50What?
00:43:50I'm naked.
00:43:51Get out!
00:43:54You're...
00:43:55You're not, though.
00:43:57Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:01I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:02I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:03I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:04You got it, so...
00:44:05I also wanted to say that...
00:44:09I think you did a great job today.
00:44:12I mean it.
00:44:12You kicked ass.
00:44:13And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:18Thanks.
00:44:24Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:27Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:31So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:36Ron, I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:37It's a game.
00:44:38Everyone does it.
00:44:40A game?
00:44:41I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:43This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:46Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:48So who did you want me to pick?
00:44:50That's fair.
00:44:52Chad sucks.
00:44:53Yeah.
00:44:54Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:55He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:59They won't be.
00:45:03Okay, thanks.
00:45:06What was that?
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12Sorry.
00:45:13I got water in my nose.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:15I'm okay.
00:45:16Don't drown.
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:16Okay?
00:45:17Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:20Bye.
00:45:27God, the illegal's gonna die.
00:45:31Good talk.
00:45:32Wait.
00:45:35I have to ask you something.
00:45:37I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:40Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:42Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:43There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:47I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:57You got plans, Allie.
00:46:01Okay.
00:46:02Yeah, whatever.
00:46:03I just...
00:46:03I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:23I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:29Not me.
00:46:39Look.
00:46:40Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:42We're just finally getting back.
00:46:43Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:46It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:49I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:51I came by myself.
00:46:53Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:57Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:46:59Nothing major.
00:47:00Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:04Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:08Huh.
00:47:09How much are you asking for this?
00:47:11$15.
00:47:12I made it myself.
00:47:14$15?
00:47:15For some plastic and twine.
00:47:17You don't have to buy it.
00:47:18It's ambitious.
00:47:20You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:23I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:30You want to say $500 apiece?
00:47:34Are you insane?
00:47:35You actually want this garbage.
00:47:37You know, I value the artist.
00:47:38That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:40So, $500?
00:47:41What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:42She's nothing.
00:47:43No, you're nothing.
00:47:44Especially compared to her.
00:47:46How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:50Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:52No, I'm serious.
00:47:53Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:58You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:47:59What are you doing?
00:48:00What do you mean?
00:48:01You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:03You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:05And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:07You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:10What do you want?
00:48:12I'm just trying to...
00:48:14Allison.
00:48:15Party at my place.
00:48:17Celebrating the big win.
00:48:19You coming?
00:48:20I don't know.
00:48:22I'm not interested.
00:48:24She's a grown woman.
00:48:25She can speak for herself.
00:48:28So, what do you say?
00:48:31You're not going anywhere.
00:48:34And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:36Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:39You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:41Fine.
00:48:41Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:43No, yeah.
00:48:44Sounds fun.
00:48:48I'll be there.
00:48:58There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:02Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:04Oh.
00:49:06Thanks.
00:49:10It's a cool party.
00:49:11Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:14Really, for me?
00:49:16Why did you do that?
00:49:18You're single.
00:49:19I'm single.
00:49:20You need another reason?
00:49:23So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:26No deal.
00:49:27There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:29He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:33Is his loss, my gain.
00:49:38Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:42Let's fix that.
00:49:47Yeah.
00:49:48No, why not?
00:49:49There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:52Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:53You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:55No.
00:49:56What's that?
00:49:56We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:15Damn it.
00:50:16Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:19Come on, Allison.
00:50:20You're already here.
00:50:29Come on.
00:50:32Fine.
00:50:33But I play to win.
00:50:40Hockey, check it out.
00:50:41Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:57Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:59Game's over.
00:50:59Let's go.
00:51:00Excuse me.
00:51:01What are you doing, huh?
00:51:02Get off of me.
00:51:03What do you think you're doing?
00:51:04You're ruining my night.
00:51:05Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:06What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were at it?
00:51:08Don't care.
00:51:09How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:10Come on.
00:51:11Okay?
00:51:11No more of these stupid games.
00:51:12You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:13I know.
00:51:14Let's go.
00:51:14I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:16I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:20Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:31Oh my God.
00:51:32Oh shit.
00:51:34Oh, oh.
00:51:48Oh my God.
00:51:54Is she okay?
00:51:59Look at me.
00:52:00Look at me.
00:52:01Look at me.
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:02You okay?
00:52:03I can't.
00:52:05I can't.
00:52:05I can't feel it.
00:52:06I can't feel it.
00:52:07Breathe.
00:52:07Just try to breathe.
00:52:08All right.
00:52:09Hey.
00:52:12I'm going to be okay.
00:52:13All right.
00:52:15Let's get you in.
00:52:15Hey.
00:52:16Let's get you in.
00:52:18Okay.
00:52:20Okay?
00:52:21Yeah.
00:52:22Oh my God.
00:52:23Get out of my way.
00:52:24Move.
00:52:27Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:28Here you go.
00:52:28Put you down.
00:52:29Hurry.
00:52:30You know, you could have died, Alice.
00:52:32And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:37close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:38Anybody that's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douche bag, right?
00:52:41That's not fair.
00:52:43What's not fair?
00:52:45What's not fair?
00:52:46What am I not understanding?
00:52:47Huh?
00:52:47What don't I understand?
00:52:48I don't know how this works.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51I'm sorry.
00:52:51I'm figuring it out.
00:52:53I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:55You know what?
00:52:55That's fantastic.
00:52:56I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:58You're not any better than me.
00:53:00I'm not any better?
00:53:01What did I do?
00:53:02How am I not any better?
00:53:03What are you talking about?
00:53:04You're worse.
00:53:05I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what?
00:53:07I'm an asshole?
00:53:08How am I worse?
00:53:09You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:13Yeah.
00:53:13Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:17Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:20Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:22Yeah, I know.
00:53:22I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:25You know, I don't understand.
00:53:30You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:34That's the worst thing.
00:53:36Don't say that.
00:53:37I did.
00:53:37No, no.
00:53:38I fell in love with you.
00:53:39I'm in love with you.
00:53:39Stop, stop.
00:53:40And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:41I know that.
00:53:42I know.
00:53:43So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:49Am I crazy?
00:53:51Do you not feel anything?
00:53:53Because you're playing with my feelings, and you can't keep doing that.
00:53:57Okay?
00:53:59I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:02Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:04Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:06I tell you to stop.
00:54:07I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:15Okay.
00:54:30I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:40Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:42Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:45I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:52Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:54I made a promise to run.
00:55:03I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:12I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:18I don't give a fuck about it.
00:55:18Every morning and every night and every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:41I want you to take me right here.
00:55:46I want you to take me right here.
00:55:47Right now.
00:56:02I want you to take me right here.
00:56:02I want you to take me right here.
00:56:15I want you to take me right here.
00:56:19I think I already am.
00:56:24But what about Ron?
00:56:25He's going to kill you.
00:56:28I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:30He's very protective older brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees how much I love you.
00:56:43I don't know, I think I think we should maybe keep it a secret for now.
00:56:52I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:54I know.
00:56:56But it's just for a little until we find the right moment.
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:03Yeah.
00:57:04I don't know until you wait.
00:57:06It will be a secret of ours.
00:57:24Thinking about you.
00:57:33Hi, Captain.
00:57:35When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:37I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:40I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:43Aw.
00:57:45Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me.
00:57:48Don't.
00:57:49My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:54Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:56He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:57:59Brett, stop.
00:58:01Don't read my smut.
00:58:02I'm telling you.
00:58:03Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:08Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts.
00:58:11Gently sucking and biting.
00:58:14Holy shit.
00:58:15That is literal trash.
00:58:17But why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:21I feel so hot right now.
00:58:24Oh.
00:58:25Oh.
00:58:26Palms my center.
00:58:27Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:30Take away, Allie.
00:58:31Fuck.
00:58:39Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:40Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:42Bye.
00:58:43I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:03Hey, are you okay?
00:59:05You sounded sick.
00:59:06Do you need help?
00:59:07Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:09You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:13I was just trying to help.
00:59:16Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:21Shit.
00:59:22Late.
00:59:23...
00:59:27...
00:59:42Brett!
00:59:44It's Allison's.
00:59:46Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:47If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's, I never would have touched it.
01:00:06Let's see what you have to
01:00:09Hey
01:00:10Hey
01:00:11You found my bag
01:00:12I was looking for that
01:00:13Thank you
01:00:13No problem
01:00:18Attention
01:00:18Attention all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:20It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs
01:00:26I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:30Otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:35Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being a fat friend, right?
01:00:41I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago
01:00:44Excuse me
01:00:45I was fixing my makeup
01:00:46It sounded like you were retching
01:00:47And I asked you if you were a
01:00:49Look at this
01:00:50This is perfection
01:00:51It's every girl's dream
01:00:52I don't need shortcuts
01:00:54And we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:00:56I mean, after all
01:00:57Who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:01Search me
01:01:02I have nothing to hide
01:01:07Your turn, Scott
01:01:09Sure, but I
01:01:11Rita!
01:01:13Jackpaw
01:01:15Well, well, well, well
01:01:16Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:19I knew it
01:01:20No one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:24Allison
01:01:25Performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of a squad
01:01:29Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:32Those aren't mine
01:01:33Right
01:01:34A cheater and a liar
01:01:36Coach, please listen to me
01:01:39I've never seen those
01:01:40I don't know what they are
01:01:41I'm lying
01:01:42It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:45You're mine
01:01:46Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins
01:01:49Did you forget?
01:01:50I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:53Yeah, sorry, I should have, uh, labeled them or something
01:01:55He's right
01:01:56They're just vitamins
01:01:57No, they aren't
01:01:58Uh, Ms. Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:04I just, they look suspicious
01:02:08Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:11Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:14That's enough
01:02:15All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:19Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately
01:02:22What?
01:02:23You can't do that
01:02:25Championships are in two weeks
01:02:26Nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:28I mean, I know it
01:02:29Yeah, every count, every formation
01:02:31I could step up and do it
01:02:34You little bitch
01:02:35You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:37That's enough, Rita
01:02:39My decision is final
01:02:45Listen up
01:02:45When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:47You're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:49You want us to drop her?
01:02:51She could get seriously hurt
01:02:52That's the point
01:02:54Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:02:56So tragic
01:02:57I can't do that
01:02:58Coach will kill me
01:02:59Fine
01:03:00And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:04I know everything
01:03:05Girls
01:03:05Every dirty little secret
01:03:07Do exactly as I say
01:03:09Or you're gone
01:03:10You're cool
01:03:10And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:12She never gets back up
01:03:20Very sweet
01:03:24What happened back there?
01:03:25How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:28I saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:31So I swamped it out?
01:03:33I knew it
01:03:34I knew she was up to something
01:03:36You know I heard her
01:03:36In the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:39Jesus
01:03:39Yeah
01:03:40She was throwing up
01:03:41It was when we were
01:03:44When we were having
01:03:49Bone sex
01:03:51So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:55Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:03:58Hey, do you
01:04:01Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:03Seriously, go put that garbage in your head
01:04:05I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:06I mean, I'm being serious though
01:04:08I'm being serious too
01:04:09Allison
01:04:10Perfect, just who you are
01:04:12Yeah
01:04:14I'll always be there
01:04:16To catch you when you fall
01:04:19Always
01:04:22All right
01:04:23On the count
01:04:24You both perform an elevated prep
01:04:26Rita, you're up first
01:04:27Then Allison
01:04:40Okay, Allison
01:04:41Hey, great job you guys
01:04:44You killed it
01:05:08Hey
01:05:08I told you to catch you
01:05:11Rhett
01:05:12You just saved my life
01:05:17I guess that makes me like a bag of two years or something, huh?
01:05:21Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:23You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:26Are you kidding me?
01:05:27They almost dropped me
01:05:28I could have been paralyzed
01:05:29I could have died
01:05:30That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:32Rita
01:05:33That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:35Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:41Oh, Rhett
01:05:42Thank you
01:05:43Oh my gosh
01:05:44I really appreciate that catch
01:05:46I almost had a heart attack
01:05:47All right, everyone
01:05:48In light of performances and character
01:05:52I am so proud to announce
01:05:54Allison Scott as the new captain
01:05:58Thank you
01:05:59Wow
01:06:01Congratulations, Captain Scott
01:06:03I'm proud of you
01:06:04Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:09That's game
01:06:10State loses 21 to 35
01:06:15Allie
01:06:16Look, I know
01:06:17It's not what you wanted
01:06:18It's okay
01:06:18Because you did good
01:06:19That's all that matters
01:06:21Thanks, bro
01:06:22I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:22I'll be right back
01:06:23Ew
01:06:24Don't ever touch me again, weirdo
01:06:26Yo
01:06:27Allison
01:06:27She is
01:06:29Good, baby
01:06:30Y'all do private shows
01:06:31You know
01:06:32Something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:35You're so gross
01:06:38Yo, what the hell?
01:06:39Are you serious?
01:06:40What?
01:06:40What's going on?
01:06:41I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:42Yeah, don't play with me, bitch
01:06:44You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:46I'm in your dreams
01:06:47How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:49So that what happens today
01:06:51Never happens again
01:06:53You think you're so fucking special
01:06:55Why?
01:06:56You know, everyone knows
01:06:57How you got the captain's position
01:06:59How?
01:06:59By sucking your way to the top
01:07:01I mean, that must be how you got out there
01:07:03Considering how much you suck
01:07:05While you play
01:07:06You shameless whore
01:07:08Hey
01:07:10I'm a woman
01:07:11I do
01:07:12You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:14She's a public boss
01:07:15Everybody gets around
01:07:18Hey, fuckface
01:07:22So keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:29That's enough
01:07:31What's going on here?
01:07:32I mean, coach, we all saw it
01:07:33Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:35You're gonna hit her?
01:07:36No
01:07:36Get my office now
01:07:38You
01:07:39With me
01:07:40This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:42Let's
01:07:43We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:45Alright
01:07:46You sure you're on it?
01:07:52It's a really nasty cut, Brad
01:07:54You could have broken your hand
01:07:56Yeah, well, it was totally worth it
01:07:58Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:01Shut up
01:08:07You know, I could kind of get used to this
01:08:09Having, uh, Nurse Allison around
01:08:12Take care of me
01:08:13Help me out
01:08:15Hey, guys, 304
01:08:16I think it's this one
01:08:17Let's go see the hero
01:08:19Oh, shit
01:08:19No, that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:21They can't see us like this
01:08:23I won't let him
01:08:25Let's tell him
01:08:26Let's tell him the truth
01:08:27In front of
01:08:28The entirety
01:08:30Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:32What do you want to do?
01:08:34Let's hide
01:08:34Yeah
01:08:35Alright
01:08:36Alright
01:08:36Alright
01:08:37Alright
01:08:37Alright
01:08:37Alright
01:08:37Alright
01:08:38Alright
01:08:38Alright
01:08:38Alright
01:08:39Alright, you in there?
01:08:43Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man
01:08:45Dad, you have no idea
01:08:48How crazy you drive me
01:08:50You know, every single time I see you
01:08:52All I can think about is, uh
01:08:56Doing this
01:08:58You need a hand, man?
01:09:00No, I got everything I need, uh
01:09:03Right here
01:09:09You gotta be quiet
01:09:13Let's see what happens
01:09:16Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man
01:09:18Hey, you know what?
01:09:19It, uh, takes me a very long time
01:09:21Assholes
01:09:32I feel what you did
01:09:33I feel what you did
01:09:36It's kinda hard to mess
01:09:38Yeah
01:09:40How's it going?
01:09:42Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man
01:09:44We got your food
01:09:44It's gonna get cold
01:09:45You know my hands are soft, bro
01:09:46I can help you
01:09:47Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:09:49I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:51Alright, let's just give him some space
01:09:52Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:53Yeah, don't pull muscles
01:09:55You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:09:58I think I've earned some, uh
01:10:01Alice in physical therapy time, if you know what I mean
01:10:04You know, you could have just asked
01:10:07You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:22Good
01:10:26Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:28No, I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:36I'm so bad for you
01:10:39I'm so bad for you
01:10:47Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed
01:10:50I've heard the hot time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:52Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:54Sick
01:10:55Ladies and gentlemen
01:10:56Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:10:59Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:04I will end you
01:11:06Leave it
01:11:08Save your applause, everyone
01:11:10You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:12Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:14She bought it
01:11:15With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:17And her dealer
01:11:19Look no further than your MVP
01:11:21Brett Harrison
01:11:27That's, that's not true
01:11:28You know what, I don't care
01:11:30Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay
01:11:33She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:35Just ask them yourself
01:11:37Oh really?
01:11:38Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:42Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:45He said he had good stuff
01:11:48But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:51You know that's bullshit
01:11:53I have proof
01:11:57I know real doctors
01:11:58I've got pills
01:12:00Allie
01:12:01No more being blackmailed
01:12:03Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:07This is insane, okay
01:12:09I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:12Oh sweetie
01:12:12It's all coming out now
01:12:13I saw her taking pills
01:12:15For practice
01:12:16We trusted you
01:12:17Cheater
01:12:21Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:22Messes with me
01:12:23Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:26She's using you
01:12:27For the clout
01:12:28For the status
01:12:29Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:31Nobody
01:12:32A total bottom feeder
01:12:33Rita, you know what?
01:12:34You're so full of shit
01:12:35It's unbelievable
01:12:36How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:37And what'd you do to it?
01:12:38You have nothing to fear
01:12:39If you have nothing to hide
01:12:42Listen, just
01:12:43Please listen to me
01:12:44Hey everybody
01:12:45Just shut up
01:12:46This is my sister, okay?
01:12:47She would never do something like this
01:12:50And here come the pretzels
01:12:52All right
01:12:53That's enough
01:12:53That's enough
01:12:54Now, in light of these
01:12:56Significant allegations
01:12:58As well as the evidence
01:12:59That has been presented
01:13:00I have no choice
01:13:03Allison Scott
01:13:03You are hereby removed
01:13:05From your position
01:13:06As captain of the cheerleader
01:13:07Furthermore
01:13:08You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:10Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:11Justice for the real athletes
01:13:14Hold on
01:13:15Hold it
01:13:16If you would please
01:13:17Look to the jumbotron
01:13:19I know some real doctors
01:13:21That can help you guys
01:13:22Get healthy
01:13:22The right way
01:13:23No more pills
01:13:24No more purging
01:13:25No more black
01:13:26You'd really help us?
01:13:28Absolutely
01:13:28Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's secret spells ever again
01:13:31So, what's the catch?
01:13:33We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:36This video
01:13:36This video
01:13:37This is the real conversation
01:13:39Not the edited one
01:13:40That Rita just played
01:13:42Not for the drugs
01:13:44These are the drugs that I gave the girls
01:13:46They're vitamins
01:13:47You can get these at any pharmacy in the world
01:13:50You wanna check these out, principal?
01:13:54She's right
01:13:56These are common supplements
01:13:57Everybody
01:13:58Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:01To take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:03She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:05And she's been shaming them
01:14:07Degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:08Now, everybody is different
01:14:10But all bodies are beautiful
01:14:12Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason
01:14:14One reason only
01:14:14Because she was a threat
01:14:15She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:19And it's horrible
01:14:20Because Allison
01:14:21She's a beautiful person
01:14:23And she would never do anything like this
01:14:25And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:29That's not true
01:14:30He's lying
01:14:31She's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:33Lock her up!
01:14:35Lock her up!
01:14:37Lock her up!
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:39You fucking bitch
01:14:39You ruined my life!
01:14:42You ruined it yourself
01:14:54Look at you
01:14:55Playing the victim
01:14:57You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks
01:15:00Just when I give you a chance
01:15:02You run crying to Harrison
01:15:04Nothing but a little
01:15:06Shut up, dude
01:15:06Shut up
01:15:07What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:09I don't have to do anything
01:15:10You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now
01:15:12Mr. Williams
01:15:16Apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:21From various female students
01:15:23As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities
01:15:26What?
01:15:27No!
01:15:28My father-
01:15:29Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:31But I assure you
01:15:32His money will not buy you immunity
01:15:35You can take him away
01:15:36Party's over, let go
01:15:37No!
01:15:38I'll throw you off!
01:15:39It isn't over!
01:15:42And as for you, Miss Scott
01:15:44On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:48I would like to apologize to you
01:15:51For everything that you've had to endure
01:15:53And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:15:58You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:03Thank you, Bristol
01:16:04Alright everyone, sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:08Hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:09But, we have a game to get back to
01:16:12So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:16Win!
01:16:28But, yeah!
01:16:30Dayton University wins it all!
01:16:32Oh
01:16:59Hey Allison
01:17:04The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:08Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:12I think he knew before we did.
01:17:15I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:17I love you too, quarterback.
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