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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
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00:01:00Thank you for listening.
00:01:34You better make yourself known before I light you up.
00:02:31You better make yourself known before I light you up.
00:02:36I think it's worth looking into.
00:02:40If you say so.
00:03:02I think it's worth looking into.
00:03:21You better make yourself known before I light you up.
00:03:34What's he saying?
00:03:37Nothing friendly to be sure.
00:03:39I said if your Americans dig as much as you talk to me to China by now.
00:03:43Ain't lacking that mouth on you old boy.
00:03:45Hey!
00:03:46You don't touch me.
00:03:46I want to kill you.
00:03:48Hey!
00:03:48Stuff it kid.
00:03:51There ain't no crap gold down there.
00:03:53You quit now Ben.
00:03:54You lose your share.
00:03:56It's fine by me.
00:04:02You say something sugar?
00:04:03Yeah.
00:04:04I said go.
00:04:05He's gone.
00:04:06Well I don't take orders.
00:04:08The likes of you.
00:04:09Really.
00:04:09Hey fellas!
00:04:12Hey fellas!
00:04:13I think we got something here.
00:04:17I told you.
00:04:18Shut up man.
00:04:19Help me.
00:04:20Come on man.
00:04:20Let's get it.
00:04:24Oh.
00:04:25Oh.
00:04:27Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:30Oh.
00:04:49What the hell?
00:04:53Looks like laundry.
00:04:54Oh shit.
00:05:01Don't that just be all?
00:05:04The Great Claus Young Junker Treasure.
00:05:06Ain't nothing but a pile of dirty skibbies.
00:05:09Glad we listened to you, Kraut.
00:05:10If I'd buy you something in your best service,
00:05:13that's a way to feel something.
00:05:21Shit.
00:05:23Found of the decade.
00:05:25Good going, Clay.
00:05:26You found yourself a shiny new rock.
00:05:28No, old Klaus wouldn't have buried it out here
00:05:30if it wasn't worth something.
00:05:32It's got some kind of ratting on it.
00:05:34Yeah, symbols.
00:05:36Bring that light here.
00:05:37Nein.
00:05:39Der Verflug der Stein auf der Daemonien.
00:05:42What?
00:05:43What language do you suppose that is?
00:05:46It's ancient German.
00:05:48Stones like this have existed since the dawn of time.
00:05:51And when they appear,
00:05:52they bring nothing but great evil with them.
00:05:56You can read that.
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:58I know what it means.
00:06:00It's a summoning stone.
00:06:02It's like a piece of coal to me.
00:06:04Yeah.
00:06:04It's coal.
00:06:05Coat it was placed into the shoes of those who were cursed.
00:06:09Those who angered their old gods.
00:06:12That is some story, old boy.
00:06:15Saint Nicholas himself possessed just such a stone.
00:06:18He stole it from the pagans.
00:06:20He sent it to his enemies as a warning.
00:06:23To those who would not convert for those who opposed him.
00:06:28Saint Nicholas.
00:06:29Yeah.
00:06:31You mean Santa Claus.
00:06:33You boys are hearing this shit.
00:06:35Look, please, you must put it back.
00:06:37Please put it back.
00:06:38This is not something that you wish to trifle with.
00:06:40Curse stones.
00:06:42Santa Claus.
00:06:43Bob heard about it enough.
00:06:45Hey!
00:06:46Hey!
00:06:47Hey!
00:06:48Hey!
00:06:49Hey!
00:06:50Hey!
00:06:50Hey!
00:06:50Look at that!
00:06:58The same rat.
00:07:00You mean that might be worth something?
00:07:02It means we're all dead.
00:07:04We're all dead.
00:07:07You stupid fools, you have awakened him.
00:07:10Who?
00:07:12Krampus.
00:07:14Bullshit.
00:07:15That's what I say.
00:07:21He's coming.
00:07:23I like this, Clay.
00:07:24You stupid fools.
00:07:25We're all dead men.
00:07:26You've dumped us.
00:07:27Let's get out of here.
00:07:28You called it, partner.
00:07:41What the hell is that?
00:07:44It's closer to the floor.
00:07:45I'm afraid to find out.
00:08:06Get out of here.
00:08:07Run!
00:08:08Run!
00:08:11Oh, my God!
00:08:12Get out of here.
00:08:21I'll shoot.
00:08:22Oh, my God.
00:08:28Don't hit me.
00:08:33Oh, my God.
00:08:35Let's go.
00:08:39Oh, my God.
00:08:39Oh, my God.
00:08:40Oh, my God.
00:08:40Oh, my God.
00:08:42Come on.
00:09:11Come on.
00:09:41Come on.
00:10:14All the weather outside is frightful, but a fire so delightful.
00:10:23Since we know a place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
00:10:30It doesn't show signs of stopping, and a broad song called for poppin'.
00:10:37Lights are turned down low, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
00:10:43When we finally kiss goodnight, how I hate to go out into the storm.
00:10:51But if you really hold me tight, all the way home I'll be walkin'.
00:10:59The fire is slowly dying, and my dear words tell goodbye.
00:11:06As long as you love me so, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
00:11:24But as long as you love me so, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
00:11:31Oh yeah.
00:11:37Oh yeah.
00:11:40Oh yeah.
00:11:42Oh yeah.
00:12:07Okay.
00:12:08According to the nav system, we're on the home stretch.
00:12:15How you doing, kiddo?
00:12:18I'm okay.
00:12:20But?
00:12:21It's just weird.
00:12:23It doesn't really feel like Christmas this year.
00:12:26Lots of places don't snow at Christmas time.
00:12:28I know.
00:12:30And aren't you excited to see Nana and Grandpa?
00:12:32I can't even remember them.
00:12:34I know, honey.
00:12:35It's been way too long since you've seen them, and that's one of the reasons we're doing this.
00:12:39And your cousin Troy will be there.
00:12:40I hate Troy.
00:12:43Tommy, we don't hate anyone, honey.
00:12:45But he always tries to mess with me.
00:12:46And he's a total little perv.
00:12:48When they came to visit us last year, I caught him trying to take pictures with me through my window.
00:12:52That's not good.
00:12:53Well, it's been almost a year since we last saw my brother and his family.
00:12:56Maybe Troy's grown up.
00:12:59But here's hoping we can say the same for your brother.
00:13:02Funny.
00:13:27You made it!
00:13:29So good to see you, sweetheart.
00:13:32You too, Mom.
00:13:33Hi, Will.
00:13:35Good to see you again.
00:13:37This can't be Fiona.
00:13:39She's all grown up.
00:13:40Not quite.
00:13:42And Tommy?
00:13:44Hi, Grandma.
00:13:46So big.
00:13:48Hey, welcome to the Casa.
00:13:50Hey, Daddy.
00:13:53That's my girl.
00:13:54Will.
00:13:55Dale.
00:13:57How was your flight?
00:13:58Oh, it was better than the drive.
00:14:00I heard that.
00:14:02Well, maybe the next time you all come to visit, we can build an airstrip for you.
00:14:06Oh, stop.
00:14:07What?
00:14:07We don't have enough land?
00:14:10Let's get you all settled in.
00:14:11Dale, will you help me with the bags?
00:14:27Amber, I have your old room prepared for you and Will.
00:14:30And I thought Tommy and Troy could stay in the sunroom.
00:14:32And that leaves the blue room for Fiona.
00:14:35Perfect.
00:14:47Whoa.
00:14:50I'll say.
00:14:52Well, I see you fellas met old Blackfoot.
00:14:56Now, he's what you call a real man here.
00:14:59Really?
00:14:59Yeah, when Amber was a baby and Dale was a little guy, that would have made me about
00:15:04your age, Will, when I first encountered old Blackfoot.
00:15:08I swear, his eyes are fading out, but if you look real close, you can still see that
00:15:13look at him.
00:15:14What look is that?
00:15:16Hunger.
00:15:17See, when an animal gets a taste for man, he goes crazy for it.
00:15:21Becomes an absolute beast.
00:15:23He just can't get enough of it.
00:15:25This guy?
00:15:27Yep.
00:15:28Across the valleys of Rogers Ranch.
00:15:31Now, it seems that old Blackfoot had acquired a taste for old man Rogers' cows.
00:15:35So, he and his two sons decided they were going to put him down.
00:15:39Now, they picked up his track easy enough.
00:15:42But it was that night, when they made camp, that's when he got them.
00:15:48He killed them?
00:15:48Eviscerated would be a better word.
00:15:51He chopped those bodies up so badly, that you couldn't tell where one victim ended and
00:15:56another one began.
00:15:58Crazy.
00:15:59Crazy.
00:16:00Is this you?
00:16:02Yeah, that's me and old Blackfoot.
00:16:04You know, I could say that it was due to skill, but really, it was pure luck.
00:16:11I came across him at supper time, chewing on an elk.
00:16:14And it still took more than half a dozen rounds for my 308 to bring him down.
00:16:20Scary.
00:16:21I'll say.
00:16:22Now, when an animal gets the hunger, he becomes more than a beast.
00:16:27He becomes stronger, quicker, smarter.
00:16:35And if you were to get the drop on him, it's only because he lets you.
00:16:39You see, he's lost off here a man.
00:16:42And he just gets cocky.
00:17:08Mark Lewisis Eisnt waiting on me.
00:17:10Hi.
00:17:11Is this his lord welcome?
00:17:12No, man.
00:17:14Tr magistowing gets scared up by Clayton's Pass.
00:17:17Well, you just keep looking, eventually you'll find him.
00:17:21That I will, man.
00:17:24Daddy...
00:17:25Why the hell are you encouraging this nonsense?
00:17:28Non-sense!
00:17:30Shit.
00:17:31Take a look at this.
00:17:32Let me see.
00:17:33What does that look like to you?
00:17:35Blurry nonsense.
00:17:37Shit, girl, you're crazy.
00:17:39I took this photo myself not two days ago,
00:17:42and not a stone's throw from Hangman's Wash.
00:17:44I'm getting close.
00:17:48I can feel it.
00:17:50Well, you know what I think?
00:17:51I think you need to stop getting drunk before you go hunting.
00:17:55Later, son.
00:18:03Huh.
00:18:04What?
00:18:05Low fuel light just came on.
00:18:07Yeah?
00:18:08Thought we'd make it there before running low.
00:18:11Still, 600 miles is not too bad on a single tank.
00:18:16Troy?
00:18:17Yeah, that's great.
00:18:19Happy for you, Dad.
00:18:33Well, we still got a ways to go, so if nature's calling,
00:18:37now would be a good time to go.
00:18:39Uh, no way am I peeing here.
00:18:43I grew up here, babe.
00:18:44There's nothing to be afraid of.
00:18:55Guess I need to fill up.
00:18:56I'm sorry, cash only.
00:18:59Really?
00:18:59You can't be serious.
00:19:01I'm serious.
00:19:05Shit.
00:19:06You got an ATM?
00:19:08Yep.
00:19:09Great.
00:19:09Where is it?
00:19:10That don't work.
00:19:12Well, that's lovely.
00:19:14That's lovely.
00:19:15You, uh, got a bathroom around here?
00:19:18Yep, but that don't work either.
00:19:21Well, shit.
00:19:27David, I don't like it here.
00:19:29That strange man over there?
00:19:31He keeps staring at me.
00:19:35I take it as a compliment.
00:19:36It just means you still got it.
00:19:38I need some cash.
00:19:39What do you got?
00:19:41Let's see first.
00:19:41Hey!
00:19:44Honestly?
00:19:45This is a little mess.
00:19:46Sorry it's not up to your rummaging standards.
00:19:50Yep.
00:19:51That's it right there, man.
00:19:53Told you.
00:19:54No doubt.
00:19:56We're getting close, Roger.
00:19:57I can feel it.
00:19:58Yes, we are, man.
00:20:01Close to the what?
00:20:04Close to the mother load, man.
00:20:08The mother load?
00:20:09Yep, yep.
00:20:11Hey, take a look.
00:20:11Take a look at that big guy.
00:20:14You ever seen a track like that before?
00:20:16Nah, you ain't, have you?
00:20:18You want to know how come you ain't ever seen a track like that before?
00:20:22Ain't no man makes a track like that.
00:20:25No more beasts, neither.
00:20:26Tell you what, except for him.
00:20:31Him?
00:20:38Sasquatch.
00:20:41What?
00:20:44You know, Bigfoot?
00:20:49You're kidding, right?
00:20:51No.
00:20:52Bigfoot.
00:20:55What, you don't watch the History Channel?
00:21:01Aha!
00:21:0220 bucks.
00:21:04This place isn't good at it.
00:21:06Glad to hear it.
00:21:08All right, Terry, man.
00:21:09Now, to triangulate this correctly, we need to start up on the 15 mile marker by old Route 9.
00:21:16Makes sense.
00:21:16Makes sense.
00:21:19You guys are priceless.
00:21:20Man, what the hell are you doing?
00:21:21Believe me, guys.
00:21:23This is going viral.
00:21:24You need to get the hell out of here right now.
00:21:26Make me.
00:21:27Aw, you little shit.
00:21:30Get that out of my face, son.
00:21:32Come on, Troy, now.
00:21:34Troy!
00:21:36Wait, they're getting mad.
00:21:37This is the best part.
00:21:38So you best do what the man says before they wind up cleaning up what's left of your ass with
00:21:42a goddamn spatula.
00:21:43Good one.
00:21:45Go run off to your dad, boy.
00:21:48Have fun!
00:22:08Is that Will's car?
00:22:11It's a rental, I guess.
00:22:13I doubt they drove all the way from Atlanta.
00:22:16Well, we know somebody who doesn't care about his carbon footprint.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23Let's get this party started.
00:22:30David, come here and give me a hug.
00:22:31Hey, Mom.
00:22:40Troy.
00:22:43Hey.
00:22:45What?
00:22:46Get out of the car and say hello to your family.
00:22:51So lame.
00:23:02I want to be Dave now.
00:23:06You ready for this, buddy?
00:23:07Are you?
00:23:17Hey, there.
00:23:18Hey, Will.
00:23:19Hey, Dave.
00:23:21It's David.
00:23:22Right.
00:23:23Sorry, David.
00:23:25You remember Tommy?
00:23:26Of course.
00:23:28How's it going, big guy?
00:23:29Good.
00:23:30You remember your cousin Troy?
00:23:33Fiona.
00:23:34You are just gorgeous, aren't you?
00:23:36Thanks, Aunt Viv.
00:23:37Troy.
00:23:38Let's put the phone away and join the rest of the homo sapiens.
00:23:41Say hello to your uncle and your cousin.
00:23:45What's up?
00:23:56So, Tommy's in what grade now?
00:23:58I love it.
00:23:59Seventh.
00:24:00Seventh?
00:24:01God, how time flies.
00:24:04That's me.
00:24:06Santa Claus.
00:24:07I know him when I see him.
00:24:09Where's your sister?
00:24:12Are you angry?
00:24:13Shit.
00:24:15Hey, you know we are having dinner soon.
00:24:20So?
00:24:21So, your aunt and your grandmother have gone through a lot of trouble to make a meal for everyone.
00:24:26She makes daddy angry.
00:24:29Good for them.
00:24:36I'm sorry about that.
00:24:39He's just going through some phase.
00:24:41Not at all.
00:24:43He reminds me of his father when he was that age.
00:24:45This is an old story.
00:24:46This is an old story.
00:24:46Tell her the truth.
00:24:48She makes daddy angry.
00:24:51She makes mommy angry.
00:24:52She makes mommy angry.
00:24:54So sad that she'll be angry.
00:24:56And you, does she make you sad?
00:24:59No fun?
00:25:00No thanks.
00:25:05What are you reading?
00:25:06Oh, this is an old story.
00:25:12What you guys watching?
00:25:14I don't know.
00:25:15Some Christmas thing.
00:25:17It's a Christmas story.
00:25:19Can you read it to me?
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:22Tis the season for gross commercialization.
00:25:24And this one used to give me nightmares.
00:25:28Troubling, isn't it?
00:25:29What's that?
00:25:31Being surrounded by all this murder.
00:25:34You know, for years I wouldn't set foot in this place.
00:25:37Really?
00:25:38No.
00:25:38But then I realized I needed to be more tolerant of those less evolved.
00:25:42Good for you.
00:25:48Hey, is that thing real?
00:25:51I'm sure it is, Tommy.
00:25:53Let's not touch it.
00:25:55It's okay, Tommy.
00:25:56Grandpa wouldn't mind.
00:25:58How much is this thing worth?
00:26:00What's gold trading for today?
00:26:02It's like 50, 60 bucks an ounce.
00:26:05That's easy, 25, 30 ounces.
00:26:06So that would be, um...
00:26:08It's more like $1,800 an ounce.
00:26:12For this little thing?
00:26:14You guys want to know the really interesting part about it?
00:26:17Grandpa Dale found that on this very property.
00:26:20No shit.
00:26:21No.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:24He's panning for gold in the creek.
00:26:26These hills are full of gold.
00:26:28Hey, I got an idea.
00:26:31You boys ever been panning for gold?
00:26:33No.
00:26:34What do you say I show you how?
00:26:37I don't think that's a good idea, Dave.
00:26:39I mean, dinner's coming up here pretty soon.
00:26:42Oh, come on, Will.
00:26:42The creek's a five-minute walk from here.
00:26:45I don't know if I'm up for that, Dave.
00:26:47Come on, Dad. It'll be fun.
00:26:49Alright, well...
00:26:51Ask Grandma and your mom if it's okay.
00:26:54We've got plenty of time.
00:26:56I'll get Grandpa's panning kit.
00:27:09Hey, Fran.
00:27:10So what did your horoscope say today?
00:27:13You will spend another Christmas Eve alone in a small dispatch station.
00:27:18Fran, it's not that bad.
00:27:20Hey, just hear me out. How about this?
00:27:22How about you and I were just seeing Christmas carols to each other over the radio?
00:27:27So, how'd you get stuck on the holiday shift?
00:27:31Just lucky, I guess.
00:27:33Yeah? How's the little lady gonna feel about that?
00:27:37Well, actually, she moved the rest of her stuff out last week.
00:27:39Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
00:27:44I liked that one, too.
00:27:46Yeah, well, you didn't have to live with her.
00:27:49I hear that.
00:27:50Ooh, single life.
00:27:53I gotta get back on the saddle.
00:27:55You mind if we wrap a cookie?
00:27:56Watch out for falling reindeer turds.
00:27:59Alright, reindeer turds.
00:28:01Alright, have a good night.
00:28:02Yeah, see ya.
00:28:11This is stupid.
00:28:13Didn't tell me how far it was gonna be.
00:28:15Come on, son. Show a little backbone.
00:28:18It's not even been half a mile.
00:28:20Whatever.
00:28:21Over here looks like a good spot.
00:28:25Boys, let me show you how it's done.
00:28:27You know I never took you for the outdoors type.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:32See that?
00:28:34Why don't you get a nice amount like this?
00:28:37Just swirl the pan.
00:28:40Hey, Troy.
00:28:41Wanna give it a try?
00:28:42Pass.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Tommy?
00:28:46How about you?
00:28:48Go ahead, Tommy.
00:28:49Give it a shot.
00:28:51Like this?
00:28:52Good. Just like that.
00:28:53Now try and sift through it.
00:28:55Tip it so you can drain the water out.
00:28:57Oh.
00:28:58Be careful.
00:29:01It's okay, Tommy.
00:29:03Just go ahead and give it another try.
00:29:10Smell that?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15He's smoking again.
00:29:17Hey, Troy!
00:29:18Unbelievable.
00:29:19I can smell that cigarette.
00:29:21What? I'm not smoking.
00:29:22Yeah, sure you're not.
00:29:24Are you doing this right, Dad?
00:29:27Honestly, I don't know, buddy.
00:29:29I don't even think your uncle really knows either.
00:29:35Trying to strike it, Rich?
00:29:36Hi.
00:29:39You're not gonna get anything that way.
00:29:41Here.
00:29:42Let me see your pan.
00:29:45Thanks.
00:29:46Okay, so...
00:29:47Without a sifter, you wanna start with just a little bit?
00:29:50Like...
00:29:50That.
00:29:52Just put it in some water.
00:29:54So, yeah, there you go.
00:29:56Yeah, get some of the dirt.
00:29:57Yeah, and the mud off.
00:29:58There you go.
00:29:59Good job, bud.
00:30:01Oh, perfect.
00:30:01Well, we appreciate the help.
00:30:03Yeah.
00:30:04I'm Will.
00:30:05Oh, Bonnie.
00:30:06This is my son, Tommy.
00:30:07Nice to meet you both.
00:30:09So, take it you're from around here?
00:30:12Yeah, born and raised.
00:30:13Oh, very cool.
00:30:19Oh, hi.
00:30:21I'm Dave.
00:30:23Hi, Dave.
00:30:23I'm Bonnie.
00:30:24Yeah, it's David, actually.
00:30:26My name's David.
00:30:29Mine's still Bonnie.
00:30:31You guys done?
00:30:33This is beyond lame.
00:30:36That's...
00:30:36That's my boy, Troy.
00:30:40Hey!
00:30:41I can't find my way back alone and I'm fucking bored.
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:44You know, teenagers, right?
00:30:46Hey!
00:30:47This is the dumbest thing I've ever done at...
00:30:50Whoa.
00:30:51How are you doing?
00:30:53I'm good.
00:30:55Okay, well, I'm sure supper's ready by now.
00:30:58Yeah.
00:30:59Yeah.
00:31:00It was a pleasure to meet you, Bonnie.
00:31:02Yeah.
00:31:02Yeah, it was nice to meet you.
00:31:03I'll see y'all later.
00:31:04See you around.
00:31:05Come on.
00:31:15Now that was one sweet piece of ass.
00:31:19Really?
00:31:20Is that how you refer to women, is it?
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:22Let's go. Come on.
00:31:23Are we going now?
00:31:24Yes.
00:31:28Hey, Dad.
00:31:29What is that?
00:31:30Oh, God.
00:31:40Looks like it...
00:31:42Could be onyx, maybe?
00:31:44It's interesting.
00:31:46It's a rock.
00:31:48So smooth.
00:31:49Could be an onyx.
00:31:51Can I see it?
00:31:54It's light.
00:31:55It's really boring.
00:31:59Very interesting find, Tommy.
00:32:01Way to go.
00:32:04I think your uncle's jealous.
00:32:39Hey, Bonnie.
00:32:41What do you want, Dan?
00:32:42Well, it is Christmas.
00:32:45I figured I'd just stop by and say hello.
00:32:47I mean...
00:32:49I like what you've done with the place.
00:32:50It's nice.
00:32:52Hi.
00:32:53You need to leave.
00:32:55Why?
00:32:56Is he here?
00:32:58He has a name.
00:33:01Yeah, I know.
00:33:02But he also has a record, too.
00:33:04But I bet you didn't know that.
00:33:06Seriously?
00:33:08Your man has a real lead foot.
00:33:10He's had his license suspended twice
00:33:13because he doesn't pay his fines.
00:33:15You're doing background checks on my new boyfriend.
00:33:17Do you have any idea how creepy that is?
00:33:19Hey, look.
00:33:20I'm just looking out for you.
00:33:23Well, you need to stop looking out for me.
00:33:25It's over, Dan.
00:33:26Take a hint.
00:33:44Oh, wait.
00:33:45I didn't see you there.
00:33:47It's because I'm not.
00:33:49Just pretend you can't see me.
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:59Why are you so fascinated by that stupid rock?
00:34:04I just think it's cool.
00:34:07Man, you're easy to impress.
00:34:11Give it to me.
00:34:13Give it back, Troy!
00:34:14What?
00:34:15You gonna tell your daddy on me?
00:34:16Don't.
00:34:25You're smoking again, aren't you?
00:34:28No, I'm not.
00:34:29I can smell it.
00:34:31See?
00:34:33No cigarettes.
00:34:34Well, come inside.
00:34:35Your father needs your help with his laptop.
00:34:38Later.
00:34:39Now.
00:34:42Fine.
00:34:43Fine.
00:35:03Good great, Mike.
00:35:14Yeah, it's right.
00:35:24Yeah, it's right.
00:35:30Shit.
00:35:39Wow.
00:35:41I wasn't-
00:35:41Shut up!
00:35:43Easy.
00:35:43Hands up.
00:35:50What you doing outside my window?
00:35:51I was just trying-
00:35:52Save it.
00:35:54Look, if you just let me explain.
00:35:56What's that little thing?
00:35:58Well, that would be my-
00:35:59Turn around.
00:36:16So this is how you surprise me?
00:36:18I told you I was coming home for Christmas.
00:36:21I should kick your ass for sneaking up on me.
00:36:24What?
00:36:26I bet you like games like that.
00:36:29And besides, I had to make sure I wasn't being followed.
00:36:31I was kind of risky considering your ex carries a gun.
00:36:34Fuck that.
00:36:39Wait.
00:36:41What?
00:36:42You hear that?
00:36:43It's the oven timer.
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:46Dinner's ready.
00:36:47And?
00:36:48You don't feel like eating?
00:36:51I think my mind's kind of what other things is right now.
00:36:53First rule of survival.
00:36:54You gotta eat.
00:36:58Well, shit.
00:37:30Good job.
00:37:34you hear that roger oh yeah
00:37:41got a night vision camera right here man uh what about that uh heat sensing thingamajig
00:37:45it's a big 10-4 old buddy
00:37:47is that a 50 cal yes it is man a lot of firepower
00:37:57should be enough man not for what
00:38:02man what do you mean for what we got to take that son of a bitch down
00:38:08whoa wait wait you mean kill him that's the plan yeah that's always been the plan
00:38:14don't tell me you have a problem with that now
00:38:17shit i don't know maybe he could be the last of us kind of the whole dang world for all
00:38:22we know
00:38:23come on man what are you fucking greenpeace now no i just shooting something that's one of a
00:38:29kind just don't seem right you don't seem right well obviously you ain't never heard of darwin
00:38:34you know natural selection and shit you used to drive that blue chevy what man no darwin was like
00:38:44a thousand years ago or something man talked about survival of the fittest okay so the way i see it
00:38:50is if this thing really is just running around out there last of its kind shit man we're just taking
00:38:57our part in the natural selection of things
00:39:01i don't know let's look at it like this then okay what if he is out there you know we
00:39:08find him
00:39:09what are we gonna do then man
00:39:12well i'm gonna be famous shit boys i found bigfoot man not if we can't prove it man
00:39:18we'll end up just going home same laughing stock we are right now
00:39:24we're laughing stock come on terry what how can you be so disconnected man
00:39:31you don't hear all that laughter all the murmuring people do underneath their breath when you walk by
00:39:38shit i guess i never noticed yeah well i do
00:39:42and everybody thinks it man thinks what man they think here come roger and terry man two guys are
00:39:51gonna find bigfoot a couple of fucking screws loose in their head they say
00:40:00i never knew
00:40:05well hey we got a camera we got a heat sensing thingamajig they're gonna have to believe us
00:40:09man nobody's gonna have to believe anything man that's not gonna be good enough
00:40:14not even close
00:40:16all right we got no option no matter which way you look at it man
00:40:20this boy's going down
00:40:25all right so
00:40:27what you're saying
00:40:30is it's him or us
00:40:31yeah
00:40:36well fuck it
00:40:37guess you're right
00:40:39no man
00:40:40i am right
00:40:43now let's go
00:41:08merry christmas baby
00:41:10merry christmas to you
00:41:32you know you don't have to do that will
00:41:34it's no problem
00:41:37you're a good man
00:41:39drink
00:41:41what is that stuff
00:41:42well now this
00:41:44is mr dale henderson's personal reserve
00:41:49moonshine
00:41:52why not
00:41:57good answer
00:42:12oh god
00:42:15makes a hair on your ball stand up doesn't it
00:42:18i'll say
00:42:19wow
00:42:21want another one
00:42:23absolutely
00:42:28still can't get signal out here
00:42:30honey give that thing a rest
00:42:43oh shit
00:42:47what the hell
00:42:49troy what are you doing
00:42:50he was filming me again
00:42:51go to bed troy
00:43:17you're kidding right
00:43:19the pet rock
00:43:22you're sleeping with it now
00:43:24leave me alone
00:43:28whatever
00:43:32you know your sister's pretty hot
00:43:36she's your cousin
00:43:38so
00:43:38it's legal in some places
00:43:41got a signal finally
00:43:44now if you only had someone to call
00:43:48shut up
00:43:52well man
00:43:53what
00:43:55keep it down
00:43:57you talk first
00:43:58shh
00:43:59darry
00:43:59keep it down man
00:44:00dang nabby what
00:44:02he's out here man
00:44:04i can feel it
00:44:06i don't feel nothing
00:44:08i don't feel shit
00:44:08nah man
00:44:10he's definitely been out here
00:44:13matter of fact
00:44:15he's still here
00:44:17you can bet on it
00:44:19oh man do you see that
00:44:21no
00:44:21right there in them bushes man
00:44:23that dead man couldn't see that
00:44:24god damn it wait for me
00:44:28damn man
00:44:38he's not shooting right
00:44:39he's done
00:44:39that's peter cottontail
00:44:41oh man
00:44:43oh god
00:44:44oh you should
00:44:44you should have seen your face
00:44:45oh god damn
00:44:47your brow all gristle
00:44:48looking mean as a rattlesnake
00:44:49he's here terry
00:44:51i got him
00:44:52oh god damn
00:44:53what a hoot
00:44:56haha terry man
00:44:57funny as always
00:44:59oh my god
00:45:00oh oh oh where do i tell people
00:45:03where do i no no
00:45:04there he was
00:45:05old roge
00:45:06facing down the creature
00:45:07fearless
00:45:08regular fucking sylvester stallone
00:45:10he was
00:45:11putting grizzly at him
00:45:12to shame with that
00:45:13have your laugh terry
00:45:15swear to god man
00:45:20you hear that man
00:45:23what's that
00:45:26i don't know man
00:45:27sounds like it's getting closer
00:45:30sounds like a stampede
00:45:33wait
00:45:35is it gone
00:45:41i'm not liking this
00:45:44me neither man
00:45:46i think we should head back to the truck
00:45:50yeah i'm alright with that
00:45:55right
00:46:01how was
00:46:02yeah it was
00:46:03yeah
00:46:25okay what the hell
00:46:26okay what the hell
00:46:37is someone there
00:46:46yeah i think we should head back to the truck
00:47:06yeah i think we should head back to the truck
00:47:06yeah i think we should head back to the truck
00:47:06yeah i think we should head back to the truck
00:47:06yeah i think we should head back to the truck
00:47:14James?
00:47:18James?
00:47:28Babe, where'd you go?
00:47:30No!
00:48:13Whoa!
00:48:24This is too weird.
00:48:28I gotta tell you something, Dale. This is some really good stuff.
00:48:33You might want to sit down before you fall down.
00:48:36I'm okay.
00:48:39It's Bonnie Tyler! You gotta let me in!
00:48:41Are you expecting somebody?
00:48:42No!
00:48:43Please open the door! Please open the door!
00:48:48Please open the door!
00:48:50Please let me in!
00:48:52Bonnie, are you okay?
00:48:53You gotta call 911 right now!
00:48:55Why?
00:48:55Please just let me in!
00:48:56What's going on?
00:48:58Something attacked us and now James is dead!
00:49:01Bonnie, why are you just in a bathroom?
00:49:02You got a landline?
00:49:03Yeah, it's right there in the kitchen.
00:49:12Damn it! Pick up, pick up, pick up!
00:49:16Two sheets, guys? Really?
00:49:19Alright, I'm coming.
00:49:23South Tower 9-1-1, what is your emergency?
00:49:26Yes, you gotta send help. I'm at my neighbors.
00:49:29I've been attacked by some kind of creature and now my boyfriend is dead.
00:49:34Come again, ma'am? You said a creature killed your boyfriend?
00:49:38I fired a ton of buckshot but it just kept coming.
00:49:40Everything okay out here?
00:49:45Okay, and what is your name and location, ma'am?
00:49:48Bonnie Tyler, 614 North Desert Vista Drive.
00:49:52Okay, Bonnie, got it. Now just stay on the line with me.
00:49:57Are you sending someone?
00:49:59Call Trooper Schilling, he's a friend of mine.
00:50:05Dad, you've gotta see this.
00:50:06Not now, Tommy.
00:50:07But Dad!
00:50:08Dale, where are you going?
00:50:10I'm gonna go ahead and take a look around.
00:50:12I'll come with you, Dale.
00:50:13No, sweetie, I don't think that's the best idea.
00:50:15It's okay, Amber. I'll make sure he doesn't get killed.
00:50:18You be careful yourself out there, Dale.
00:50:20Away from me.
00:50:21Why?
00:50:22So I can stop you from shooting the first of the moves.
00:50:31111, this is dispatch.
00:50:33You got your ears on?
00:50:35This is 111. Go for dispatch.
00:50:38Hey, Dan. I got a weird one for ya.
00:50:43What's that?
00:50:45Woman claims her boyfriend was attacked by some kind of creature or something.
00:50:51Animal of some kind, I guess.
00:50:54Okay, have you called in search and rescue?
00:50:56Not yet. Could be a crank.
00:51:00Thought you might wanna check it out for yourself before I call in the cavalry.
00:51:05Okay, 10-4. Hey, what's the 20?
00:51:09Uh, 614 North Desert Vista Drive.
00:51:12Wait, that's Buddy Tyler's place.
00:51:16Yeah, she said she was a friend of yours.
00:51:20Okay, 10-4, stand by dispatch. I'm on my way.
00:51:35Shining that light over there.
00:51:36See something?
00:51:39No.
00:51:41I can't see or hear a damn thing.
00:51:43That's good, right?
00:51:45No, it's like something scared everything off of this damn mountain.
00:51:49Hey, Dale.
00:51:51I think we should go back to the house.
00:51:53Yeah, Dad, I'm with Will on this one.
00:51:56Did you hear that?
00:52:03Quiet.
00:52:10I got something.
00:52:14What is that?
00:52:21Is that cow tracks?
00:52:24Have you ever seen a damn two-legged cow?
00:52:27All right, this is getting really spooky.
00:52:30We need to go back to the house.
00:52:31Yeah, I think you're right.
00:52:44The house is this way.
00:52:46Yeah.
00:52:53Bill!
00:52:54Oh, God!
00:53:04Uh...
00:53:08Mom?
00:53:10What's going on?
00:53:11We don't quite know yet, sweetheart.
00:53:13Who's she?
00:53:16And where's Daddy?
00:53:22We gotta get out of here!
00:53:23Where's Will and your father?
00:53:25They're gone, Mom.
00:53:26What does that mean, they're gone?
00:53:28Look, we gotta get everybody in the cars and get out of here.
00:53:31No, David, hold on!
00:53:32Where is my husband?
00:53:34Everyone, please.
00:53:35Where is Will?
00:53:36They're dead!
00:53:37Okay?
00:53:39Both of them ripped and straight by whatever that is out there!
00:53:41What?
00:53:42No.
00:53:43No way.
00:53:43I'm on the phone with the police.
00:53:45That's great, but trust me, we don't want to stay here.
00:53:47We're safer here than we are out there.
00:53:49And we'd be safer still going a hundred miles an hour away from this place!
00:53:52Come on!
00:53:53I am not leaving here without your father.
00:53:55Me neither.
00:53:57Dad is dead!
00:53:59Okay, Mom?
00:54:00Him and Will both!
00:54:01I'll get Troy.
00:54:03Get out of the way, David.
00:54:04What are you doing?
00:54:05Get out of my way, David.
00:54:06No!
00:54:07What's your name?
00:54:08Bonnie!
00:54:08Bonnie!
00:54:09You saw this thing!
00:54:10Would you please tell my mother and sister how bad an idea it is to go looking around out there?
00:54:14He's right.
00:54:16If you saw the same thing that attacked us, it's too late.
00:54:21Hello?
00:54:22Ma'am?
00:54:23Are you still there?
00:54:24Yeah, I'm here.
00:54:25Um, but two other people have gone missing.
00:54:30I heard a lot of shouting.
00:54:33Make sure everyone stays in the house.
00:54:36Secure all your doors and windows, but don't leave.
00:54:39Help is on the way.
00:54:41I'll try.
00:54:42We gotta find Daddy.
00:54:45Mom!
00:54:47Mom!
00:54:48Tommy!
00:54:49No!
00:54:50Ann Burke!
00:54:51Fiona!
00:54:51Get over here!
00:55:11·
00:55:30You get tired.
00:55:32How good?
00:55:32Don't.
00:55:32Need a bad beanлюд.
00:55:34I don't know why I want to walk you by setting up상ps.
00:55:38They'll call me at 910 singing.
00:55:38I'm sure I'm vivre daging Luckily.
00:55:38Over the camera if you keep on should hang and breathe.
00:55:41Oh, honey.
00:55:47Dale! Will! Daddy? Dad? Gotta find daddy. Tommy come back here! Dale where are you?
00:56:02Hey! Troy! The fuck dad? Unbelievable. Are you this disconnected from reality? All hell is breaking loose out there and
00:56:16you're playing your stupid game!
00:56:18Whatever. Move! Now! Alright. Enough with the yelling.
00:56:25Car is leaving in 30 seconds and you're gonna be in it. Shit.
00:56:48Edward! Charlie! Dad!
00:56:59I saw her.
00:57:08These are mine but I think they'll fit you.
00:57:26Hey baby, go get your stuff. We're gonna leave, okay?
00:57:33Fiona, you're gonna come with us, okay?
00:57:35The police want us to stay here.
00:57:38Well that's because they have no idea what they're dealing with. Do they?
00:57:45Fuck it. We're leaving.
00:57:49No, ma'am. Do not leave the premises. I have to insist you stay on the line.
00:57:57Hello?
00:58:00Shit.
00:58:03Fuck, where's Troy?
00:58:05Troy!
00:58:06Coming!
00:58:07Damn!
00:58:09Dad?
00:58:11Grandpa?
00:58:12Tommy, stay close to me!
00:58:17What is that?
00:58:21No, Tommy!
00:58:23Dad?
00:58:25We have to go.
00:58:27Now!
00:58:35Mom?
00:58:36Run, Tommy!
00:58:39Run!
00:58:55Mom!
00:58:57Amber!
00:59:00Tommy!
00:59:03Where's your grandma and your mom?
00:59:07Okay, bye.
00:59:08Be calm.
00:59:17Where's mom and grandma?
00:59:24And all you guys?
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:28Now we're gonna knock gas gaslers again.
00:59:44Shit.
00:59:48Slow down, you're going too fast.
00:59:56David!
00:59:57Honey, please!
00:59:59Slow down before you kill all of us!
01:00:01Shut up, shut up, shut up!
01:00:02I don't want you to tell me to shut up.
01:00:05You're distracting me!
01:00:07Keep it up and I guarantee you're gonna have an accident.
01:00:10Fuck it!
01:00:31Everyone okay?
01:00:34No, dad.
01:00:37Everyone alive, at least?
01:00:43Shit.
01:00:46Okay.
01:00:51It's a lot of foot from here, I guess.
01:00:53Great plan, Uncle Dave.
01:00:56You got a better one for you, Anna?
01:01:01How far is it to town from here?
01:01:05Fastest way will be through the desert.
01:01:07Let's go.
01:01:08Go.
01:01:12Babe.
01:01:16Baby?
01:01:29Oh my God.
01:01:34No.
01:01:35No.
01:01:37Mom?
01:01:39No.
01:01:41No, no.
01:02:01You killed her.
01:02:04You fucking freak, you killed her!
01:02:07You killed my mother.
01:02:09Hey, Coy!
01:02:11Come on, man!
01:02:12Get the damn hands off me, lady!
01:02:14Son, please, I'm so sorry.
01:02:19You gotta go.
01:02:21Nothing's still out there.
01:02:26Too late. He's already here.
01:02:32Okay.
01:02:33Mister, time to snap out of it. Let's go.
01:02:35No, you go. Get the kids to safety.
01:02:36Mister, they're as brave and then they're stupid. Let's go.
01:02:39Go! Go!
01:02:41No!
01:02:42Ah!
01:02:51Ah!
01:02:54Ah!
01:02:56Ah!
01:03:12State police!
01:03:15State police, I'm coming in!
01:03:19State police!
01:03:30State police!
01:03:31State police, come out with your hands up!
01:03:391-11 to dispatch.
01:03:41Go ahead.
01:03:42This place is deserted. There's nobody here.
01:03:46Yeah, the woman hung up on me.
01:03:48How do you want to proceed?
01:03:53Uh, right now I'm not too sure. Any word on my backup in that cadaver unit?
01:03:59I've called everyone, from the Forest Service to the County Sheriff.
01:04:03Word's gone out, but all they'll tell me is they're en route.
01:04:07You gotta be kidding me.
01:04:09It's Christmas Eve, Dan.
01:04:12What do you want me to say?
01:04:14Look, just keep me posted, okay?
01:04:18Be careful out there, Dan.
01:04:21Something strange is going on.
01:04:30Come on, Troy. Hurry up.
01:04:34Eat me.
01:04:35You also do that for me if you don't hurry up.
01:04:37If you lose that backpack, we'll move faster.
01:04:39Yeah, what's in there anyways?
01:04:40Don't worry about it.
01:04:42Come on, guys.
01:04:43We're almost at Illinois and Coop's place.
01:04:45I'll get you right back into town.
01:04:48Tommy, help him.
01:04:51Come on.
01:04:52I don't need your help. Half pints.
01:04:54Come on. Let's move.
01:04:56Come on. Come on.
01:05:06Hey, Coop. You're home. It's Bonnie.
01:05:15What the hell are you doing out here, girl?
01:05:17I'd tell you, but I don't think you'd believe us.
01:05:21Friends of yours?
01:05:22Listen, we need to get into town.
01:05:24You still got that old beater truck of yours?
01:05:26She don't run.
01:05:27She hasn't since last winter when her engine froze up on me.
01:05:30Well, that's just wonderful.
01:05:37Well, come on in.
01:05:38Come on.
01:05:39Come on.
01:05:39Come on.
01:05:41Go.
01:05:42Go.
01:05:42Move.
01:05:44The place is a bit cramped, but do your best to make yourselves to home.
01:05:49We really can't stay. There's something after us.
01:05:53There's an evil moon in the sky tonight.
01:05:55I've seen this once before.
01:05:57When?
01:05:58Well, there's a young man.
01:06:00Just about the age of this feller.
01:06:08Got taken up with a gang of treasure hunters.
01:06:16Our leader was a fellow named Clay Olsen.
01:06:19He met this German that claimed to know the location of the Klaus Jünger loot.
01:06:26Who's Klaus and Jünger?
01:06:28Klaus and Jünger were a pair of Hessian outlaws, said to be the deadliest pistols of their day.
01:06:33They'd robbed every bank, stage, train, and pay house from here to Santa Fe.
01:06:40So you can imagine our excitement when we thought we'd found their stash.
01:06:43Did you find it?
01:06:44Yeah, but let's just say it wasn't what we expected.
01:06:48This is it, Clayton.
01:06:50Payday.
01:07:08What the hell?
01:07:11That looks like laundry.
01:07:13Way to feel something.
01:07:20It looked like a bust.
01:07:22All we found was this slick black stone about the size of a football.
01:07:27Wait, you mean like this?
01:07:30My rock.
01:07:32Where'd you get that?
01:07:33I found it this afternoon at the creek by my granddad's house.
01:07:36Well that's the one and that's why the Krampus is chasing you.
01:07:40The Krampus.
01:07:41All these years that Krampus has laid in wait.
01:07:44Now somehow one of y'all is waking him.
01:07:49Christ Coop, this is crazy even for you.
01:07:52I don't get it. How can a stupid rock cause all this?
01:07:55Cause it ain't no ordinary rock.
01:08:01What's that?
01:08:03I searched high and low to find this.
01:08:05I spent a whole lot of time.
01:08:11I knew for sure that one day it'd come in real handy.
01:08:16Oh, here we are.
01:08:18Well now that there is what's called the summoning stone.
01:08:21In ancient times it was used to bring evil spirits into the world.
01:08:25Trouble is, very few learned how to control a creature once summoned.
01:08:29Legend says Cleopatra was one, Saint Nicholas the other.
01:08:34Santa?
01:08:35Don't tell me you believe in Santa Claus.
01:08:38Now every legend is based on a shred of truth.
01:08:41Does this book tell us how to control him?
01:08:44Like Saint Nicholas?
01:08:45No, but it does tell us how to stop him.
01:08:47Great. How?
01:08:51Well here you have your elements.
01:08:53Earth, fire and water.
01:08:56Now it's fire that awakens him.
01:08:58One mere spark hits the stone.
01:09:01Then it brings the curse to life.
01:09:03But how do we reverse the curse?
01:09:04Well, he must be returned to the nether world.
01:09:07Buried under stone and earth.
01:09:10Once his thirst for blood is quenched, he'll return himself as he did all those years ago.
01:09:14But since he's still chasing you, it's clear that he's not finished yet.
01:09:19So...
01:09:19So you have to bury him then?
01:09:22Great idea.
01:09:25Anyone got a shovel?
01:09:26Just a stone's throw from here is the entrance to the vulture mine.
01:09:29It was closed back in the 1880s when the diggers hit the water table.
01:09:33This is really crazy.
01:09:35How are we supposed to get him to go in there?
01:09:37Well, that's the easy part.
01:09:38The Krampus is drawn to the stone.
01:09:40We bring that with us into the mine and rest assured he'll follow.
01:09:43We bring him close, we light the fuse and run like hell and we bring the whole mountain down on
01:09:48him.
01:09:48Light the fuse?
01:09:49Yeah. Dynamite.
01:09:54No.
01:09:54No, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Coop, our best bet is to get to town and get
01:09:59some help.
01:10:00What kind of help you reckon you'll find there?
01:10:02Bullets won't kill him, Helen A-Bomp won't.
01:10:05Are you the folks that's woken him up?
01:10:07And that's who he's after.
01:10:08So even if you make it to town, a lot of good people are gonna die.
01:10:11Then we have to stop him.
01:10:12Well, I've studied Krampus all my life and I know that the only way to stop him after he's awoken
01:10:17is to send him back to the depths of hell.
01:10:21People said I was crazy, but I knew that one day he'd awaken and come back to finish what he
01:10:25started and at long last that time is here.
01:10:28What in the hell?
01:10:32It only glows like that when he's close. It's time to move.
01:10:42Alright, let's go.
01:10:43I still don't like this, Coop.
01:10:52Alright, this is it. Stay close.
01:10:55It's okay. Go ahead.
01:11:00Alright, let's go.
01:11:29I can't.
01:11:31Fuck this. I need a break.
01:11:33Here, I can hold it.
01:11:34Get away.
01:11:35Okay. Come on.
01:11:36Fuck off.
01:11:38Fine. Go on, Tom.
01:11:40Here, keep moving.
01:12:14Frank, back up. Now.
01:12:17Fren, back up. Now!
01:12:27This here is the spot. Now let's plant us some dynamite.
01:13:09Well that should do it. Blow this here pillar and the whole dang cage should come down.
01:13:14What? You're going to blow this place up with us in here?
01:13:16Well I'm going to blow it but by the time the fuses go we'll be home free.
01:13:20Sure about that coop.
01:13:25It's coming!
01:13:27Come on! Go and get them out of here! Go! Run! Run! Run! That's the best way! Go!
01:13:36Run! Run! Go! Go! Go!
01:13:44I can see you in hell, Damon!
01:13:47Ha! Ha!
01:13:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:14:23I'll be damned.
01:14:30Are you guys okay?
01:14:31Merry Christmas, Dan.
01:14:33Is there anybody else up there?
01:14:35Troy.
01:14:36Okay, all right, come on. Come on, guys. Let's go. Come on.
01:14:39Come on.
01:14:40111 to dispatch. I have them. They're safe.
01:14:41It's in the second unit. Come on, guys.
01:14:44Come on.
01:14:58Fuck.
01:15:05Fuck.
01:15:07Fuck.
01:15:18Fuck.
01:15:48Fuck.
01:16:15Fuck.
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