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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:57He's so cute.
01:58I see.
01:59Hey, I see.
02:00Hey, I see.
02:00Hey, I see.
02:00This changes.
02:02That would.
02:03Yeah.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can't make you suffer.
02:57Your swimming pool moat cannot stop me.
03:02I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:33Laugh it up.
03:37Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's do it.
03:49Let's do it.
04:16Well, well, well.
04:18Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
04:23I'm protecting science.
04:24You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
04:27Drawn to wrath by you.
04:28No.
04:29It was a kiss.
04:30A naked kiss.
04:31Fine.
04:33A naked kiss.
04:37Now move.
04:40Richie, please don't make me hurt you.
04:43You hurt me.
04:46You destroyed me.
04:49You destroyed me.
04:49Richie.
04:51I am sorry.
04:54Truly.
04:57Sincerely sorry.
05:00You're a good man.
05:03A really good man.
05:05Now please.
05:07Move.
05:08Move.
05:09I implore you to think about what you're doing.
05:13Hilton, let's move the demonstration to this morning.
05:16This, this is, that's his last chance to fix the formula.
05:20And so we just, we both need him to succeed.
05:23So regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
05:27Mine.
05:29Hmm?
05:33Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
05:39for the ages.
05:41One worthy of the recognition of the highest order.
05:45The Nobel.
05:49Oh, Richie.
05:51Richie, Richie, Richie.
05:55You almost had me convinced.
05:58Get the fuck out of my way.
06:01Wait, wait.
06:03I would rather die a six inch death than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
06:13You're gone.
06:14You're gone into the heart of darkness.
06:22The curve.
06:24Follow the curve.
06:25The curve to infinity.
06:33You do reset.
06:35You do rest.
06:37I'm so close.
06:39What's the map?
06:41What is it that you don't see?
06:52What?
06:55Don't.
06:58You.
07:00It's a knock, man.
07:07You don't know.
07:10See?
07:16Hey.
07:22Bye.
07:24Bye.
07:25Bye.
07:26Bye.
07:26Bye.
07:28Bye.
07:36Oh, my God.
08:04Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck, where the fuck are you?
08:23You evil tiny bitch.
08:26Fuck.
08:26Oh, you made a fucking canoe.
08:31I'm bigger than you.
08:33I will crush you.
08:35I will win.
08:41Oh, come on.
08:45Oh, my God.
08:48Oh, my God.
08:53Lindy?
08:56Lindy?
08:58If you're hurt, answer me.
09:00We can call a timeout.
09:04I don't know what to do.
09:06I don't know what to do.
09:09I'm coming, Lindy.
09:11I'm coming.
09:12I'm coming.
09:13And I'm trusting.
09:16This is the timeout, Lindy.
09:18We're free, right?
09:20I'm here now.
09:23Ow.
09:28My pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree.
09:34Oh, you're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:38You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you don't need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:56Dumb luck.
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:06I teach.
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10Who's this saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future?
10:11Look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:14That's not even the saying, idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42you.
10:44Ow!
10:45mater...
10:47Ow!
10:53All right, I'm ready!
10:58Ow!
10:59Ow!
10:59Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:03What?
11:04What?
11:05What happened to you? Your eye? Ew.
11:09Nothing. Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time is it?
11:13Presentation time. You're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey! Hey, down here!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny! Down here!
11:21Just in a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes. I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu.
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:58I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go?
12:01With the review board.
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:03Um, I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah. I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:14Uh, okay. Let me think.
12:18Um, well.
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing. I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail, too.
12:29But, older, tiny me.
12:32Might come to regret that.
12:36Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:39And they control the narrative.
12:46Lulu?
12:49That's...
12:50Pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:03Hey, so, you know, um...
13:04I was thinking.
13:05You get to hold this my-husband-trunk-me shit over dad for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever.
13:16Which, that's kind of cool, but...
13:18Is it cool forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know...
13:23Forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
13:27Uh, but I currently don't have a choice, so I am making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again, funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do, but I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
13:51Uh...
14:13So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:15I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:18Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patience.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific.
14:37And driven, and willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and, um, your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:00So, this is the hate part, but, like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:14Lies, or love.
15:33Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:37Is this going to be a problem?
15:41First thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45Dad's name's Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:53Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of the original
16:11size?
16:11Where is this jackass?
16:13I can assure you, he'll be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn?
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically yes.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:46Bang to boom, he said.
16:48What, after we solve your hunger?
16:50No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles, big surprise.
16:56But I am so close, for real, for real.
17:00I know, I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway, but we can't be party to that.
17:09So, walk, no, run.
17:11You run away.
17:16I don't think I can.
17:17Give them what they want.
17:19You out the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm, what if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um, it's time.
17:33Wes, you have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48I see you.
17:50Looking at me.
17:52Judging me.
17:53Like, smug dicks.
17:56But, you will never judge me.
18:00As harsh as I judge myself.
18:03I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
18:08I don't know what I want from myself.
18:12And I thought that was a problem.
18:15But it's not.
18:18It's just the process.
18:20And I can figure that out here.
18:25Or somewhere else.
18:31Honestly, I'm okay either way.
18:48Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
19:10He looks fucking nuts.
19:13Yes, quite.
19:15Science is not magic.
19:19No.
19:20There is no...
19:22Ta-da!
19:23There is not.
19:23It is work.
19:26A hard work.
19:28Evidently.
19:30It's frustration.
19:32It's passion.
19:34It's misery and joy.
19:36And it's fear.
19:38You can spend years lost, wandering among the trees.
19:42Wishing, hoping, maybe even praying.
19:44Which goes against all established scientific understanding.
19:48That maybe one day you will finally see the forest.
19:53Well...
19:55Today is that day.
20:00Let's finish what we started.
20:10Here are my final thoughts.
20:30Here are my final thoughts.
20:31Omega squared, uh, X squared.
20:34Which...
20:41Which...
20:42Which...
20:43Which...
20:43Which...
21:01It's upside down.
21:06It's upside down.
21:09Janet.
21:11Invert.
21:13M omega squared, X squared, over two.
21:18Bombs, invert.
21:20Invert!
21:24Invert!
21:25M omega squared, M omega squared, X squared, over two.
21:32Carl?
21:33Implement.
21:34Invert!
21:37Invert!
21:40Invert!
21:41Invert!
21:45Invert!
21:47Invert!
21:48Invert!
21:49Invert!
21:49Invert!
21:49Invert!
21:49Invert!
21:50Invert!
21:50Invert!
21:50Invert!
21:51Invert!
21:52Invert!
22:04Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:45Translation, ta-da.
22:57Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:06Okay, it is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it!
23:41We made history! Limitless stabilization!
23:46Yes!
23:47Translation?
23:48Hilton, the corn...
23:50Let me. Let me.
24:01Delicious. Sweet and crisp. Mwah!
24:08You did it. Who knew?
24:10Mm-hmm.
24:12Oh. Oh, dear.
24:15Oh, God.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:18Oh, my God.
24:19Oh.
24:20You okay?
24:21Ow!
24:21Les.
24:23Whoa, whoa, whoa! Give us a...
24:26Les! Les! Are you okay?
24:28No! No! No! No!
24:29Give us a twist! Give us a twist!
24:30Ta-da!
24:33I got you!
24:36Finally, I got you!
24:38Fuck yeah, you did. Awesome, Les.
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:54Thank you, man. Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers.
24:59Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay.
25:17I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
25:25All right, Mills, you want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn? Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn. Somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good to a journalist, and that something is going to destroy me.
25:45I just want to...
25:46Nils, is that the journalist?
25:48Yes. How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes, well, imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big, small, but very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:00Relax.
26:03Today is your day.
26:07No, it's our day.
26:09We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now.
26:39Tell Vivian.
26:44Fine.
26:46Doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you, you have no choice but to eliminate
26:59them.
27:00Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:18I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:24No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting.
27:26Get creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:32And then, leave the rest to fate.
27:38Fate makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:43Fate.
27:45Yes.
27:46That is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:10Lindy.
28:13Maybe I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:39I'm going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:47Yeah.
28:48He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:50I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire him.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:05You're making me choose.
29:06Well.
29:07Then we should both choose wisely.
29:16What?
29:17I'm not even blocking it.
29:19Just go around.
29:21Alright.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:30Oh no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:33I remain a literal genius.
29:35Look.
29:36I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42Excuse me.
29:42I hate that cat.
29:44Well that's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you too.
29:47What's that Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know.
29:59Sorta.
30:00Well.
30:01Gotta feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know.
30:06Dr. Carmichael said that.
30:09I can't force change on you.
30:11So.
30:12I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are.
30:19The way you are.
30:21And that you're never gonna stop.
30:25I gotta eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:31And so I bid you farewell.
30:33And I wish you the best of luck.
30:39I'll leave it up to fate.
30:55Good kitty.
30:58Easy Magoo.
31:00Easy.
31:03Stop!
31:12Stop!
31:14Stop!
31:21So be honest when I took a bite of the sweet corn did you think I was going to explode
31:25did you you didn't did I I don't know I mean I mean not really but but you know I
31:29was thinking um trust the map trust the map that's what I oh did you see Hilton did you see
31:34his face was he scared I didn't focus on Hilton yeah fuck that guy let's focus on me instead let's
31:40focus on us yeah I'm the fucking golden boy cheers to me
31:44cheers to us and everything we want to accomplish together you know I can't believe it I mean I can't
31:52believe it but I can't believe it because you know I did make fucking history if only Lindy could see
31:57me now right Lindy yeah you know I saw her in my science thoughts at the podium um that cocktail
32:04napkin when she turned it right side up bang that was it I got it invert Lindy helped you with
32:13science
32:14yeah I guess you know cheers to me again you're not really eating I feel ill yeah so do I
32:23a little bit in my stomach I think it's excitement less we shared we got personal we have secrets I
32:37thought we were partners a scientist standing in front of another scientist
32:41yeah of course you helped helped yeah like Lindy helped you both helped but I plan on thanking you in
32:54my acceptance speech when I win the Nobel and not Lindy and then everyone will know that you contributed and
33:00not Lindy and that's very important to me not Lindy is more important to you than us
33:10I'm not really following exactly
33:12exactly
33:20I think you should collect your things uh from what from here from the office oh yes good idea we
33:26need more space we do in a way excuse me a moment
33:33can I uh order you anything else I'm done
33:51is that she leaving
34:12what's my stuff hey I know you can see me open the fucking door
34:20my ID's not working
34:26where is Mr. Magoo
34:28you didn't let me in
34:29where is Mr. Magoo
34:35is this about a cat
34:36I want my tiny
34:39cat back
34:41I restored him I took him home it's fucking Lindy's cat
34:44I hate that cat I hate that cat
34:47I don't know who you are
34:52what are you gonna let me in
34:56oh fuck this
35:05think you can lock me out motherfuckers
35:26what was the plan here my ID didn't work
35:33and you were gonna drive through the lobby
35:38yeah
35:42you didn't listen
35:43I tried
35:45I was passionate about it
35:48I cursed
35:50I warned you about these people
35:53you did
35:54you dummy
35:56now it's over
35:59Hilton
35:59has
36:01everything
36:04we have
36:06nothing
36:07well I
36:09I couldn't help it
36:11it's my life's work
36:12I had to do it
36:14Les
36:16the Nobel was never on the table
36:19they were always going to steal your tack
36:23Martin
36:25without the Nobel
36:28I'm not worthy
36:32worthy of what?
36:39her
36:42Lindy
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me
36:52Lindy
36:53Lindy's the only person
36:54who's ever really gotten me
36:56seen me
37:00Lindy
37:03can't get her out of my head
37:05she's everywhere
37:12oh god
37:14oh fuck
37:15oh fuck
37:17oh fuck
37:18what
37:18I can't keep up
37:20can you get back in there?
37:21what did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula
37:24oh fuck fuck
37:25I can't go home without it
37:26I need a ride
37:27no you're gonna have to take an Uber
37:28because I got Dana
37:29no you're gonna fucking drive me home
37:31fucking now
37:32this is life or death Martin
37:33for real this time
37:34what
37:34it's really really real
37:35Magoo could eat her
37:36the cat
37:38yeah
37:38I'll explain
37:38what do you mean
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later
37:40you're gonna drive me
37:41come on
37:42why
37:42what are you
37:44what are you
38:04what are you
38:11okay
38:11okay
38:12okay
38:12okay
38:13the fat lady has a son man
38:15okay
38:15I appreciate your
38:16you're alive
38:17you're alive
38:17wrong one
38:18but I just
38:19I'm trying to reconcile
38:20Les the husband
38:20and Les the scientist
38:21what drives a man
38:22to such generosity
38:24and compassion
38:25towards science
38:25and yet
38:26such selfish
38:27outlessness
38:27towards his wife
38:28I just
38:29tell me
38:30why
38:31I'm asking again
38:32why Les
38:34Richie
38:35what
38:35no no no
38:35this is not the time
38:36listen
38:37why marry a man
38:41Richie
38:42Richie
38:43mommy
38:44yes
38:46cause it's gone
38:47daddy gone
38:47love is gone
38:49it's gone
38:49daddy gone
38:50love is gone
38:52it's gone
38:52daddy gone
38:53love is gone
38:55it's gone
38:55daddy gone
38:56love is gone
38:58away
39:03when I see you
39:07eyes will turn blue
39:10when I see you
39:13thousand eyes
39:15turning blue
39:16cause it's gone
39:17daddy gone
39:18love is gone
39:19gone
39:20daddy gone
39:21it's gone
39:23daddy gone
39:24beautiful girl
39:27lovely dress
39:28lovely dress
39:29zipped and smiles
39:30oh yes
39:31beautiful girl
39:33lovely dress
39:34where she is now
39:36I can only guess
39:37cause it's gone
39:38daddy gone
39:39it's gone
39:41daddy gone
39:42it's gone
39:44daddy gone
39:45it's gone
39:47daddy gone
39:48love is gone
39:50away
39:52gone
39:53away
39:55gone
39:56away
39:57gone
39:59away
40:00gone
40:15away
40:16You
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