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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:03Oh no.
00:01:07Oh no.
00:01:19Oh no.
00:01:22Oh no.
00:01:24Oh no.
00:01:26Oh no.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients from
00:01:56your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some spark
00:02:07flinging and idea splashing okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding
00:02:22obviously it's duncan how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you
00:02:31i mean i don't think it's the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't
00:02:37know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish
00:03:04with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute hey this is what you once said about you yelled it out nothing worse nothing worse
00:03:19really well she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:38okay
00:03:47hey duncan
00:03:50hey duncan oh jesus nana your paparazzi now
00:03:53well you weren't taking my calls i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your
00:03:59price no just doing fiduciary hygiene well markets are closed today it's labor day oh
00:04:04well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us are on a deadline so off the record in
00:04:10the lockbox
00:04:11any comment on the crupertino acquisition come on man you started this our talk's still going
00:04:17ahead what's happening you know after your last article came out a lot of people thought it was me
00:04:21who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running
00:04:28please i need to stand an american diet duncan please
00:04:38duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay no you're my deep throat anyway you
00:04:51like it nana audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious
00:05:05okay
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin
00:05:39this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry that's
00:05:48just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin to
00:05:53fix
00:05:53that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but a gun
00:05:57okay well true
00:05:59alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay but
00:06:03we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of death
00:06:11no offense you rent
00:06:18you might not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell
00:06:23the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the radar of
00:06:29cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals
00:06:34might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i don't i mean cia does it all the time
00:06:41the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't want
00:06:47a
00:06:48klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old
00:06:54furniture from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea
00:07:34to ceo types like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:41so basically it's a parade of shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me
00:07:47like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's
00:07:55okay carl we we we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners
00:08:04no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting yes yes
00:08:11yes amen sister let's hurt them uh um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could
00:08:19use um what about our mnemonics stop s-t-o-p stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s
00:08:28-stop-t
00:08:28take a step back oh yeah can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the
00:08:36acronym
00:08:37is stop but the s of stop stands for stop yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um
00:08:44s-stop-t
00:08:45take a step back o observe p proceed mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when
00:08:53that is the s of stop is for stop correct i mean can you people pretend to to dress it
00:08:59up a little
00:09:00bit i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room
00:09:07and landed on that probably high-fived each other over it you know i mean on the face of it
00:09:12if if i
00:09:13could stop i wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because
00:09:19i can't stop right you did stop is only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now
00:09:27t
00:09:28okay take a step back yeah are you testing me because i think i may fail because i may start
00:09:35s is
00:09:36for start t uh throwing things carl a is for at uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna
00:09:44say it don't say
00:09:45i'm gonna say it retarded okay and the last t is for therapists i am going to start throwing
00:09:50things at retarded therapists huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen those at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side
00:10:08effects with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure
00:10:15but let's say she hits 1300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson
00:10:24low-key favor can you try these glasses on wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points
00:10:34right yeah for the interview yeah and what if we went a bit radical here maybe both color
00:10:40uh manifests individuality no i think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:50i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the nonverbal abstract processing average um but
00:11:17jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking read the um
00:11:40endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a
00:11:45right unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such
00:11:53bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being divergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm
00:12:00not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take
00:12:06the
00:12:06neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers and like
00:12:11there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it and
00:12:16hey
00:12:17who among the silicon savants are in a little divergent in the neuro right right i mean that's why we're
00:12:22so
00:12:22good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff we're on the outside looking in
00:12:27right dr gary that's right that's uh really interesting perspective on that um joanne never
00:12:35mentioned that you were on the spectrum well why was she no what no why would she that's i'm sorry
00:12:44i
00:12:44misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting and i
00:12:50was talking to you and i just oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i
00:12:56thought
00:12:56she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no
00:13:03glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment
00:13:09strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a
00:13:32patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yes yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school
00:14:17good good not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted
00:14:24to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay
00:14:30so
00:14:30microphones
00:14:31same as ed-bugs
00:14:33you can't go down to where it's warm
00:14:36for a bright
00:14:37yeah
00:14:37look behind your couch cushions
00:14:40and chairs
00:14:41and look
00:14:41well
00:14:42see
00:14:42all of them
00:14:43even your closet can make tiny places
00:14:46for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:50and people
00:14:52your art
00:14:53those paintings
00:14:54and that pattern hiding
00:14:56is really freaking right
00:14:59remember
00:14:59it's only the paranoia
00:15:01in the eyes of soon to be sorry
00:15:03and
00:15:13just pay chan ho
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary?
00:15:44You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving.
00:15:49It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary?
00:15:57Huh?
00:15:58Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department, mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much.
00:16:15It's like, I do more thermostats, oil changes, like alcohol.
00:16:19Yeah, good.
00:16:20That's where you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg,
00:16:58you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:01Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:17:30Never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely.
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:00Well, sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:17Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:36I...
00:18:36Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive.
00:18:50And I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:14Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:30No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I, I, I, I...
00:19:50I, it's, it's, it's Halumi's birthday.
00:19:55Halumi?
00:19:57Yeah, she was your dad's, actually.
00:20:00Halloumi, wiener dog, we scattered her ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm, you remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do. You loved it.
00:20:12There was that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:33Yeah, good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah, thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that? Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12And with Hamish's, my business partner, college roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa. You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
00:21:27and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:32Got that on Fafa.
00:21:32Nice.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so I really gotta get back, so can you run me to the...
00:21:38Yes, yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept, but, you know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked for him.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh, his shoes, his medication.
00:22:07You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh, he'd go, Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:12And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:22You still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Yeah, should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34Your welcome.
00:22:34He gave me this house, gave me everything,
00:22:37and a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm...
00:23:06I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I'm...
00:23:11I'm...
00:23:12I mean, financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill,
00:23:23you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up...
00:23:26Up the...
00:23:29This...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well...
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No.
00:23:46Uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay, what...
00:23:49She, uh...
00:23:49She wants, uh...
00:23:50She wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:07A gun.
00:24:13Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:26Hi.
00:24:27Good morning, Bill.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering...
00:24:31What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who...
00:24:37put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill.
00:24:41Or else they will all want one.
00:24:50I don't know what they're gonna say.
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:55Pyro.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'll probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up!
00:25:22It's embarrassing.
00:25:44It's easy.
00:25:52are you nervous don't be you're gonna be great not great you don't have to be great
00:25:57just keep expectations reasonable here i say this in my clients you know the story of icarus
00:26:02he um he tried to fly uh too close to the sun but his wings melted and so he fell
00:26:08down to earth
00:26:09and died but if icarus flew too low he'd drown the middle that is where you want to be
00:26:16yep not drowning not getting burned by the sun but hey you're flying that's cool thanks mom
00:26:27love you so much if you have no idea
00:26:49hi uh name and grade orson stern ninth grade
00:26:59i'm new so
00:27:03uh dr webb uh this young man is in the system but
00:27:10hon it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived we can't onboard you until
00:27:18we get it my my dad was supposed to do that oh well can you give him a call
00:27:47um he didn't he didn't answer it why don't you go wait in the dining hall
00:27:53someone will come by you
00:27:56hi
00:27:57i'm okay
00:28:04i'm okay
00:28:05i'm okay
00:28:38have a good day
00:28:39yeah bye bye
00:28:41um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk that's that's emotional
00:28:49distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel
00:28:53duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk
00:28:58no fine um when you were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you
00:29:06were insider trading off your client's most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict
00:29:12confidence according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:16no i'm just curious
00:29:21oh my god
00:29:24oh my god
00:29:52how about you
00:29:56yeah
00:30:06oh my god
00:30:22I don't know.
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi.
00:30:59I've been hacked, I think.
00:31:01Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear.
00:31:05Have a seat.
00:31:08The sticky part is I'm a psychologist.
00:31:13But patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream.
00:31:19Yes, it is.
00:31:20But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Uh, well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I couldn't testify, um, to it.
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:47Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:49They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:08They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades, like give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses, only profits.
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:39I can't be making money off my patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:02To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet.
00:33:06Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up?
00:33:08Sure.
00:33:09I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:13I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:17Thank you, Pat.
00:33:20Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper?
00:33:28This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Your phone is off, so it's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40It's...
00:33:40Like her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:50There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new day, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we going to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no-did.
00:34:09No-did.
00:34:10Like hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um.
00:34:21Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman,
00:34:26and this is not protecting, and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of no death.
00:35:09Eye of no death.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:42The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on.
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo.
00:36:02A reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers, not names.
00:36:06No more Mondays, no more Sundays, just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:13You are not using it.
00:36:13It's in right.
00:36:22You.' Mhm.
00:36:31You are my everything.
00:36:35Bye.
00:36:37Bye.
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab. Its shell can only strengthen in isolation. So it is with young
00:37:25men.
00:37:52Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny. I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura. Not for nothing, but for every
00:38:02hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin. And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience,
00:38:12you'll let me know about that, too?
00:38:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:19No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31Called backspin. Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Januszka, in the office. I thought I told you to call off the deal with
00:38:41these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears. You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through. What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan. Data.
00:39:04The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven. Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage! Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:00Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah, your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes, thank you. Thank you.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single-source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Oh, Harper. Harper.
00:40:25This is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29And why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know. This is what the money's for. Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No, no, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We're going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:40It's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe I heard her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right, ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Tess, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:01He smiled, he laughed, right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Long, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:35Oh, man.
00:43:52Oh, man.
00:43:53Oh, man.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:33He's not here.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne?
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm...
00:45:55And I'm...
00:45:56And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know, the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:06Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear Panty House.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God!
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But...
00:46:48Since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt
00:47:04at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:05And now I have, uh...
00:47:08A 15-year-old
00:47:09who has no memory
00:47:10of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit
00:47:13in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:29Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40I mean, is this what you want?
00:47:42Mm-hmm.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:53I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abedelli finger banged you
00:48:09at the turtle back zoo.
00:48:09I...
00:48:10My...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note docs.
00:48:15It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19Dude, how many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44get me.
00:48:47Sorry.
00:48:48One.
00:48:55Carl Bartels.
00:48:59Carl Bartels.
00:49:00As in Bartels?
00:49:01Law?
00:49:02Bartels?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That...
00:49:04Carl...
00:49:04Bartels?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know?
00:49:14What's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Here we go.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:23tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I...
00:50:40I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologize right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych of Al.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No!
00:51:06No!
00:51:07Gary!
00:51:07You have to listen to me!
00:51:08Okay.
00:51:09Okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:21Please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27Sarcasm aside.
00:51:28I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived.
00:51:32Broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs and still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38How do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was...
00:51:46Suffering is suffering.
00:51:50Gary.
00:51:52I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58Phil...
00:51:59He was...
00:52:00No.
00:52:00He was...
00:52:01No.
00:52:01No.
00:52:02You're wrong.
00:52:02Because Phil was...
00:52:04No.
00:52:04You're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody anywhere.
00:52:13He's a human being.
00:52:15He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:04Oh, man.
00:53:13Yeah?
00:53:16I...
00:53:17It...
00:53:19Oh, my God.
00:53:22It's...
00:53:23It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This is Thelma.
00:53:51This I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma.
00:54:00That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:17Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have the money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:50Hmm.
00:55:04Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:17With a guardian of splendor.
00:55:21Inviting you to bend.
00:55:24What we want.
00:55:26If you love, you want
00:55:27We've been waiting for me.
00:55:29See you next time.
00:55:29The power with a thousand, my friends.
00:55:30You have to see you next time.
00:55:32At a thousand, my friends.
00:55:34You are my friends.
00:55:39That's why I'm on a planet...
00:55:41About my life.
00:55:48And that's what I'm in.
00:55:50And I'm a woman to spend time with me.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:05I feel like Jane Goodall.
00:56:06I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone?
00:56:12Sander.
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again.
00:56:49Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism where he's older and he sees the younger people screwing
00:57:06things up.
00:57:07And she gives him a mnemonic.
00:57:09Stop.
00:57:10S. Stop.
00:57:11T. Take a step back.
00:57:13O. Observe.
00:57:14P. Proceed.
00:57:16Mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stops is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers.
00:57:25And she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off on the lack of thought
00:57:39that went into making stop the first step of stop based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapist.
00:57:51I am going to start throwing things and retarded therapist.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners.
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people around you
00:58:41to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just on the little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:10Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and worshipping at his
00:59:18feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:24The Audacity.
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