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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:54Carl Bardo.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results i'm preliminary you know normally i'd like to do
00:01:22a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me straight
00:01:26where am i
00:01:27on the spectrum what's my score well according to these tests you are actually completely typical
00:01:33typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not neurodivergent that can't
00:01:41be possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and zero empathy
00:01:48you know uh actually uh according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes associated with
00:01:53what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person what suck my dick i'm
00:02:00empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not communicating it properly okay
00:02:05in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm fucking exceptional well from a medical
00:02:14perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix okay
00:02:21i am an apex predator i eat empathy for breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary
00:02:28yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird
00:02:35i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized
00:02:39all right fruit yeah
00:02:43oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires they're not far from napa
00:02:56duncan
00:02:58duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:02duncan
00:03:03taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15actually you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:38oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla
00:03:46oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent sake
00:03:52and i am
00:03:52invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02who's that oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no one
00:04:11client
00:04:13you ever worry their clients might be like unstable maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich
00:04:24well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve financial prosperity
00:04:33i don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:37that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today at 834
00:04:42oh no
00:04:45are you okay
00:04:46yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through high school and so much
00:04:51damn it
00:04:51every time npr plays someone's music they're dead
00:04:54i'm sorry dad loves him too so i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:09i'm sorry i just got this one thanks
00:05:24carl bardoff
00:05:27duncan park hypernosis big fan super huge you know hugest it's titanic uncomfortably huge
00:05:36might mind if i sit
00:05:42your manifesto bardoff's law that was super important to me you know in a society driven
00:05:51by technology growth will continue endlessly the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're you're on my mount rushmore carl tell you that but you're not stone you are
00:06:04flesh and i bet i bet you're not done not even close
00:06:11so me uh i yeah uh i co-founded uh fafa.com fafa you've you've heard of it nope
00:06:21um f a h dash fa.com yeah it was huge in uh oh nine early but it doesn't matter
00:06:31my latest enterprise
00:06:33hypernosis i mean data analytics great great algo the thing is
00:06:42cupertino wants us yeah we're in acquisition talks i got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago
00:06:50so i'm not talking out of school but i i think it's a big mistake taking the deal
00:06:55i mean you know what it's like they're golden handcuffs you get it so i was thinking if i could
00:07:02find a private placement investor someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar
00:07:08and here you are i mean so i gotta ask like how about us and maybe hypernosis is how you
00:07:17get back in the game double rainbow i mean with a forward-facing data analytics company we could
00:07:23really make something oh my god
00:08:07zero day
00:08:09since i stabbed someone joanne uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and starts
00:08:17talking like i gave him clearance to speak so so uh you stabbed him it was with a fork
00:08:23he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay out the window yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it in session right now i i have to yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after my
00:08:44work crossed too it's okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this guy
00:08:52he's the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you can't
00:08:57because she's not supposed to i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault
00:09:03some people deserve maybe not stabbing but a real definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this
00:09:11what do you know where orson is oh ethan yeah he's at school well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes we will
00:09:19work through all of it in session on thursday okay hello ethan i dropped him there this morning
00:09:25well i called the school and he's not there he's not even registered joanne what is going on
00:09:31he's there i i see him on my tracker jesus i don't understand well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of
00:09:38course the only explanation for you is bad mother right maybe before drawing damning conclusions open
00:09:44yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups they
00:09:48they they build up like like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests for the boy dung beetle i have
00:09:55no
00:09:55idea what you're talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle what i said he's not
00:10:01a dung
00:10:01beetle he's not the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god
00:10:25move move can you get me some antibacterial ointment please uh ointment yes ointment of course
00:10:34uh duncan what happened what's it look like what's it look like uh i i couldn't say a rodent twin
00:10:40rodents hey captain big news cabinet level coming to visit we just talked to sekva great what's
00:10:55the sekva uh the secretary of the va she's gonna be down this week so yeah and we we've been
00:11:00working
00:11:01with uh your cto harper turns out you're gynoden gizmo i have gynoden same tech right can be used to
00:11:10identify bets at risk of self-harm huge i mean a really a godsend and she agrees so she's coming
00:11:19here to check it out oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please i listen i would
00:11:27love
00:11:27to meet your friend i really would but i have deals to chase deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals yeah yeah no i get it government money right it doesn't flow
00:11:39but thank you there are workarounds yeah fast tracks huh and sekva can help with that
00:11:46she can maybe get you i'm telling you like a half up front to pay you to pay your people
00:11:53and to pay
00:11:54the engineers we're going to need to hire to get you that pile of data okay maybe we shouldn't
00:11:59simplify the data how fast oh fast yeah yeah yeah yeah with her sign off matter of weeks okay thank
00:12:06you thank you mother yeah you don't always get to bang the prom queen sometimes it's the greasy
00:12:13hair girl with a weird curve in her back that's the only willing partner right okay wow oh yeah
00:12:24here's what i'm thinking
00:12:28barbecue
00:12:31okay a texas bbq we red white and blew the shit out you know a pig on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole
00:12:39hawk we put it on the roof we get vips a dj and your yeah sure hypergnosis is soliciting a
00:12:49government contract so we'd have we have to be cognizant there's regulation i'm i'm i'm i'm
00:12:53throwing the party i'm i'm buying the pig i'll take the kosher yeah no we'll roll out the red carpet
00:12:58make your secretary feel like a boss lucky get us a hog yeah you got it great great meeting guys
00:13:05it's throwing the party right i'll be on the horn okay get on the phone now okay having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson barack stern
00:13:49mom see i told you he was here what are you doing here what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching orson naked people and were you planning to spend all of ninth grade
00:14:06jacking it off back here okay why did nobody here call me he's not even enrolled we can't call the
00:14:15mother of every child who isn't a student at las altas well i guess i wrongfully assumed that for
00:14:21ninety thousand dollars a year on scholarship at the very least keep track of him i'm sorry but
00:14:27when orson got home from school and you asked how his day was helped him with his homework okay who
00:14:32are you i'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage
00:14:37incident well that that was an emergency i am a psychologist and i had a patient in crisis
00:14:45i know it sounds harsh but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him he's not
00:14:52our responsibility he's yours you know what it's fine we will reach out to his baltimore school first
00:14:58thing tomorrow and that means you can enroll him when we're on it we're on it okay we're on it
00:15:05and we will get you sorted
00:15:10i am going to kill your father
00:15:14okay orson let's go i i gotta oh my god for five minutes you can hold it in no i
00:15:22can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this it's it's it's it's intolerable yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god duncan what are you doing looking for something to avoid scars
00:15:41that's for wrinkles duncan the fires are bearing down in napa
00:15:44i asked rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49at a cost of course can you stay retardant anymore we have insurance but this is our house
00:15:55it's a house we have we have other houses oh okay you're just absent all sentimentality
00:16:02yeah i think so you remember our song at our wedding you remember what that was
00:16:09yes yes you do linus poe and what other he died
00:16:15today
00:16:23are you uh didn't even ask me what happened he got stabbed with a fork
00:16:30yes i did but do you even want to know why
00:16:35i'm sure they had a reason
00:16:42yes
00:16:47yes
00:16:48yes
00:17:01yes
00:17:03yes
00:17:03yes
00:17:10What's going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:29Goodbye.
00:17:31Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:59You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:01You just...
00:18:01You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07Sorry.
00:18:07Let me...
00:18:08Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family.
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me, go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:48Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's pistol.
00:19:15All right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:21Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:49We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:52He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57Let's try.
00:19:58Let's try.
00:20:00Oh, God.
00:20:01Ascles.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:10You can't kill me.
00:20:19You can't kill me.
00:20:24Get off me.
00:20:37Let me stand there.
00:20:38There's nothing really out there.
00:20:46Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey, there you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:11It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color above the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:28You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey!
00:21:41How we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42Hey.
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:49You know, I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes.
00:22:00You know, being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:03Uh, listen.
00:22:04Secfa is delayed.
00:22:06Okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08What?
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those, uh, tactical fans.
00:22:15I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it!
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17What happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha!
00:22:23Do it!
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't, don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's gonna want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41What?
00:22:41Tell them, tell them the, the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay.
00:22:55Uh.
00:22:56She's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music is the sex file like?
00:23:01We can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:04She likes, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11What?
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
00:23:18delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:25Let me shoot you, man.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:28Uh.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and.
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger.
00:23:43Listen, just open it.
00:23:44I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45What?
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would.
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle.
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Spookle.
00:23:53I, God.
00:23:55The guests are starting to.
00:23:56Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in the sec pot, Tom.
00:24:31Pack her.
00:24:31Hijack her to a black side.
00:24:33And won't report the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise.
00:24:39One drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena.
00:24:52Hi.
00:24:53Forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Uh, Barry.
00:24:57Can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment.
00:25:22Uh-huh.
00:25:23Uh-huh.
00:25:23Now I take it.
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:33Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can't go any lower.
00:25:37It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all.
00:25:59With Lily.
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were gonna be here.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign in?
00:26:35Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Sander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:54Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need?
00:26:59I don't know.
00:27:01Water?
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:11It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First Gulf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Sander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording, it's...
00:27:39Learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him about war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:14It's all about the questions of your life.
00:28:16Good to know.
00:28:18I'm a friend.
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:20Do you wanna sit down?
00:28:29I'm just...
00:28:30not doing something right.
00:28:34For the life of me, I...
00:28:36I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:41Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:48You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:53Well...
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08Both.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm gonna go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:35Can I help you?
00:29:38Hmm?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm...
00:29:41Just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:47Well...
00:29:47He's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin!
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:18Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:26My gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka, have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is...
00:30:36The first...
00:30:38Real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck he is.
00:30:45Teachers are evil.
00:30:48...
00:30:49Oh, he was fine.
00:30:53He doesn't, O.
00:31:15Did you, did you do it?
00:31:19Why?
00:31:21What is it?
00:31:22You poop all the time.
00:31:24You're always pooping, but all of a sudden, you can't?
00:31:28It doesn't work like that.
00:31:29I, sometimes I just, you know, I get.
00:31:34Uh, maybe go for a walk, get things moving.
00:31:38You could take the dog.
00:31:42What?
00:31:44I bet if your dad asked you to, you'd poop.
00:31:46Oh my gosh, please just leave.
00:31:48Oh my gosh, watch your attitude.
00:31:50I don't like it.
00:31:54Oh, my God.
00:32:10Oh my gosh, boy.
00:32:12Oh my gosh.
00:32:12Oh my gosh.
00:32:13Oh my gosh.
00:32:17Oh my gosh.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:33Been thinking
00:32:36Perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino
00:32:41Reached the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest
00:32:43Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are
00:32:46Easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:49Exactly
00:32:51Like, what you did tonight
00:32:55With Alexander and Tom
00:32:57Huge, Martin
00:32:59Bravo
00:33:00I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world
00:33:10But so did the bubonic plague
00:33:15Truth be told
00:33:19Well, we actually made better
00:33:20Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:24No
00:33:25People used to occasionally agree on truth
00:33:31Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:37Please
00:33:39Absolutely blew it on climate
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no
00:33:51We can have Q-tips at our door in an hour
00:33:55Huzzah for us
00:34:01But you've
00:34:03You've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance
00:34:11And gave us Jack Russell Terriers
00:34:17I was just wondering if I shouldn't finally collaborate with you on Alexander
00:34:22Let's not cross streams
00:34:25You know
00:34:28Xander is
00:34:30He's my thing
00:34:31No, I
00:34:32Martin
00:34:32I know
00:34:36You're the creator
00:34:38And it
00:34:39Could be something we can do together
00:34:43In February of last year
00:34:45You told me Xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49And then in June of this year
00:34:51You asked
00:34:52If I modeled him on a toddler's chew toy
00:34:57You remember?
00:35:02No
00:35:04I do
00:35:29No
00:35:30No
00:35:33Duncan
00:35:36Duncan
00:35:37Duncan the house
00:35:37It's gone
00:35:39Early this morning
00:35:40They had to abandon it
00:35:41It's
00:35:42Oh my god
00:35:42It's all gone
00:35:53We'll build a new one
00:35:55I don't want a new one
00:35:58Well you can't have what's gone
00:36:00So
00:36:03Thanks
00:36:05So much
00:36:08Very comforting
00:36:11House we got married
00:36:12And what did you do?
00:36:13What did you do there, Lily?
00:36:15Huh?
00:36:16You ate some pruned Danish?
00:36:18Is that
00:36:19Are you being
00:36:21Okay, are you being serious?
00:36:23Yes
00:36:25Yes
00:36:25Yes, I am
00:36:27Okay
00:36:28I'm very serious
00:36:29It wasn't at the house
00:36:32Despite our arrangement
00:36:33It's just your idea, by the way
00:36:35I wouldn't do that
00:36:37Where was it, Jen?
00:36:38I told you
00:36:38I told you the mud bath!
00:36:40Oh, like a pig, right?
00:36:41Great, great
00:36:42Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured
00:36:45You are disgusting
00:36:47And just so you know
00:36:48Mud is antimicrobial
00:36:57The house was ours
00:37:00It was ours
00:37:02What's up
00:37:06I heard the news
00:37:09I'm so sorry
00:37:17Thank you, sweet mama
00:37:23Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench
00:37:25Is obviously not for wash
00:37:27Okay
00:37:35Come on
00:37:39Headphones
00:37:40Lily
00:37:41Everyone wins with headphones
00:37:44You love his music
00:37:46This was our first concert
00:37:49What is wrong with you?
00:37:50Seriously
00:37:50He's a sad cowboy
00:37:52Goth shit
00:37:54He's sad
00:37:55Dad
00:37:58What?
00:37:59There was a spider
00:38:02Get out
00:38:03Out!
00:38:05Out!
00:38:23We're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip
00:38:25Okay
00:38:26Might make it a little loopy
00:38:28What if I say something?
00:38:30Like what?
00:38:32I don't know
00:38:34Something that I know
00:38:36That I
00:38:37Maybe you don't know I know
00:38:39Oh, sweetie
00:38:40I'll plug my ears
00:38:45Oh, yeah
00:38:45Here's the
00:38:48Here
00:38:51Samples are handled by the lab tech
00:38:53Not lab tech
00:38:54Oh
00:38:55Okay, so where do I
00:38:56In the lab
00:38:56Just a couple more and we're done
00:39:00First pavilion east
00:39:01One building over
00:39:01You better get it there
00:39:03They go to lunch at 12
00:39:04Past that
00:39:04We'll have to collect another one
00:39:05Oh, yeah
00:39:06And you know
00:39:06He had a lot of trouble
00:39:07Getting the
00:39:10Okay
00:39:11Well, I will
00:39:11Take the sample
00:39:13I, um
00:39:14Oh, just call me, okay
00:39:16If you're feeling
00:39:16You rushed me out
00:39:17Without my phone
00:39:18Oh, right
00:39:19Here
00:39:20Have mine
00:39:21Just
00:39:22Call me if you're feeling
00:39:23I'll have your phone
00:39:25Right, okay
00:39:26Um
00:39:26Well, I'll be right back
00:39:27So just
00:39:28Watch a show
00:39:29Or something
00:39:30Don't buy anything
00:39:31I love you
00:39:51Where's your mom?
00:39:52She's not here, buddy
00:40:04What?
00:40:1010
00:40:119
00:40:138
00:40:158
00:40:157
00:40:176
00:40:206
00:40:218
00:40:249
00:40:2710
00:40:2910
00:40:2910
00:40:2910
00:40:2910
00:40:2910
00:40:2910
00:40:36Where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey
00:40:39Hey
00:40:40Hey
00:40:42Hey
00:40:43Hey
00:40:44Where's 1582?
00:41:08Oh my god, please, please, I got lost, please, please.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you, you're going to tell someone, then I got to do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, you went to school to help people, right? So did I, and elbows deep in other people's shit is
00:41:31not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I really get it, but you can help me, a person, and it's my son's excrement, so two people.
00:41:42Well, it's rules.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you? It's nasty out there.
00:42:10Heaven knows me, I walk the stream, and I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:26Heaven keep me out through this dream, and I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud, little woozy, give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down, can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:42:58Yeah.
00:43:00Mm-hmm.
00:43:03Mm-hmm.
00:43:07Mm-hmm.
00:43:07Mm-hmm.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:17jesus jojo this it it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you i i lost um a
00:43:25friend
00:43:26kind of kind of well he he wasn't human but i'm still miserable
00:43:33okay you picked bard off right and it has been a disaster like he hates me i i mean i
00:43:40don't even
00:43:40know why because you are a bad man a bad bad bad man is this orwell no one likes you
00:43:57not even you i like me i did your mom say she didn't like me did she tell you that
00:44:07get her arrivederci douchey douchey
00:44:21how the hell with this hey
00:44:30you would not believe what i have just been through
00:44:36okay oh my god you're all done let's go home you must be serving oh my god so first that
00:44:47bitchy nurse
00:44:53is that ramen
00:44:55oh i love ramen
00:44:58you remembered
00:45:02dad never gets it for me
00:45:04well
00:45:06thanks mom you're the best
00:45:11what'd they put in those meds of yours
00:45:14oh yeah that stuff was great
00:45:17yeah well enjoy the ride no refills
00:45:20how about only tuesdays and thursdays
00:45:31oh shit shit shit shit shit shit
00:45:36i i um i i completely forgot a an appointment with a client today it's
00:45:42oh it's okay
00:45:45no regrets
00:45:47i was right where i was supposed to be
00:45:52hello
00:45:53yeah
00:45:55yeah
00:45:56so fast
00:46:04that can't be
00:46:08that
00:46:09that's not possible
00:46:13are you sure
00:46:14are you sure
00:46:17yep
00:46:20no
00:46:22thank you
00:46:23yeah i yes i will
00:46:24i will follow up
00:46:32that was the lab
00:46:39say it
00:46:42say what you did
00:46:46well i know it wasn't zeus's idea
00:46:52you gave me dog shit
00:46:55sorry
00:46:56why
00:47:00why
00:47:01why
00:47:01why
00:47:01why
00:47:02why
00:47:02why
00:47:02why
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is not
00:48:08tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:25You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:45I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:52Oh.
00:48:55Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:08Yes.
00:49:08So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16I thought you were mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean, too, you know.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:22You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:49:59And I am, always was, always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Only that coffee it is about, please.
00:51:11Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:19You, I, is that, it's the line of his phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:31No one sees me, but they gave me a moment.
00:51:35You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits out, blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Bo to play.
00:51:48So, I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So, I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Bo came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed me the
00:52:15bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:27Huh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh,
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what, he wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made another record after
00:52:57that.
00:52:57I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:07No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who can be
00:53:24bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake, 10% below market value.
00:53:37And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire whispering sweet uncut wisdom into
00:53:48my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:16Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can win, and he whispered, we'll see.
00:55:28And the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed.
00:55:36Just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted?
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Orson Barak Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:34Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypernosis, to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his
00:58:41sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:22One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:56Oh, my God!
00:59:59Oh, my God!
01:00:01Oh!
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