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00:00:00Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:04Leo, right?
00:00:06Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:07Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:12Who wrote this?
00:00:13Psychology of Love.
00:00:14The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:18How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:20Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:22Create controlled chaos.
00:00:24He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:28Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:29I found something on her lizard.
00:00:32Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:36You're not really that type.
00:00:38I've dropped into your divorce papers.
00:00:40We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:43Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:45What?
00:00:46Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:50See that?
00:00:51My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:53My friend, she lost this necklace trying to get it back to her.
00:00:57Do you want a divorce?
00:00:58Lee-ho!
00:00:59How would you do that?
00:01:01He's playing.
00:01:02Do you like me?
00:01:04Actually, I'm married.
00:01:06Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:09He's my husband.
00:01:13You're the real Mia.
00:01:22As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:30And I'm going to wow them all.
00:01:33Until...
00:01:34What is she wearing?
00:01:36Oh my God, this is so embarrassing.
00:01:41I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:43So if it is a choice.
00:01:46Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:49Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:01:52She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:55So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:02:00Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:02:06I thought this was Professor Brian's costume party.
00:02:09Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:13Sorry.
00:02:14Yours is fake.
00:02:16We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:20Let's post it.
00:02:21And title it, The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:02:24The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:42That's enough.
00:02:43What are you all doing here?
00:02:46Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:50Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:53I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:56Are you okay?
00:02:58I was seriously over the line.
00:03:01Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:03:04Screw them.
00:03:05I mean, you're amazing.
00:03:06They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:09Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:12Maybe your next paper should be titled,
00:03:15How to Pathweek Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:03:19All right, Amy.
00:03:20Let's make this interesting.
00:03:24Ten seconds.
00:03:26And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:29Are you dreaming?
00:03:31You're crazy.
00:03:33If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:03:38And if I lose,
00:03:41then I will delete my thesis.
00:03:43And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:46Do.
00:03:57Leo, right?
00:04:02It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:05Mia?
00:04:07And do you remember my name?
00:04:09It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:15I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:18Or is that just a theory?
00:04:37It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:04:52It's fine.
00:04:54It's fine.
00:04:55It's in your eyes.
00:04:57Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:04Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:08There's nothing in the light.
00:05:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:15I can't take no more light.
00:05:26Find out everything you can about Mia.
00:05:30Oh, and call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:05:34You got it.
00:05:48You said ten seconds. I counted six.
00:05:51I mean, that was insane. You had the whole room holding their breath. Even Leo.
00:05:55Step one to Mia's love theory, create controlled chaos.
00:06:00And what was the result?
00:06:01Chemistry 1A, dopamine activation.
00:06:07Hello?
00:06:13So she crashed an exclusive dinner, forged the invitation, and put on that performance, and calls it research.
00:06:21I think there might be some misunderstanding. I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department. Perfect GPA,
00:06:28no disciplinary record.
00:06:32Plays of birth to Oregon? She's like her. How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:39Oh, all set.
00:06:40It's today.
00:06:45My husband wants to meet me today.
00:06:47Ugh. Seriously? That prick didn't even go to the wedding. You're gonna see him?
00:06:52Nope.
00:06:53Love is the last thing I need to be happy.
00:07:04Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:13I do.
00:07:18There, Mom. Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away.
00:07:24I hope you're happy.
00:07:27My parents arranged the marriage before they died.
00:07:31I haven't even met the man.
00:07:32I need to get a divorce.
00:07:34ASAP.
00:07:40Lily! Oh my gosh! Long time no see.
00:07:46What are our plans?
00:07:48I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband that I've never met.
00:07:53Hold on. Why me?
00:07:54Because you know me better than anyone.
00:07:58And you have a ton of experience handling jerks.
00:08:02Girl, you called me because of that.
00:08:04No, wait. Lily, Lily, um.
00:08:12Say no more.
00:08:14When are we going to do that?
00:08:32Oh my God.
00:08:35Mia's husband is just my type.
00:08:39Are you Leo Bryan?
00:08:42Yes, please.
00:08:44Sit.
00:08:51I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married.
00:08:56I'll make it up to you.
00:08:58This marriage was our parents' idea, but I'll put you through college.
00:09:03You can divorce after you graduate.
00:09:06Actually, I...
00:09:07I know you have a lot of student debt.
00:09:11You're welcome to move in with me.
00:09:22Let me think about it.
00:09:24Let me know when you've thought it over.
00:09:31Oh, it's okay. I've got this.
00:09:38See you later.
00:09:40See you later.
00:09:57Oh my God, girl!
00:09:58Lily!
00:09:59Oh my gosh, tell me everything that happened.
00:10:01Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth.
00:10:05I mean, he even tried to fill me up.
00:10:07You dodged a bullet, though.
00:10:08Wait, Lily.
00:10:08I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
00:10:12Well, no problem, because I just kicked him right in the family's nose.
00:10:17So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:21Well, let me at least make you dinner.
00:10:25Please, it's the least I can do.
00:10:30Rejected.
00:10:31The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:10:37Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:39Find the perfect man.
00:10:40Bag the perfect man.
00:10:42And then get back to me.
00:10:43Good luck with it.
00:10:54Who is the perfect guy?
00:10:58What are you going to do?
00:11:00Graduation's in three months.
00:11:02Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl.
00:11:04I mean, you need a guinea pig and a fast.
00:11:11Leo Bryan.
00:11:13He's a visiting professor here.
00:11:16Wow.
00:11:18Fate is working overtime with you two.
00:11:28Mr. Bryan, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:11:40Back to her with Mia.
00:11:41It'll be a piece of cake.
00:11:43I'll just implement step two of Mia's.
00:11:47Wrong.
00:11:47Men are visual creatures.
00:11:49You need to catch his eye first.
00:11:55Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI.
00:12:02This is mortifying.
00:12:04I thought he was the only one here.
00:12:06And I'm looking for an assistant.
00:12:23We are the obvious choice.
00:12:25Emy and I are the perfect choice for this project.
00:12:29As you may know, Emy's dad is the CEO...
00:12:32Stop.
00:12:32Connections won't get you anywhere with me.
00:12:35Go.
00:12:36I'm not repeating myself.
00:12:41He really is the perfect guy.
00:12:44You.
00:12:46Go.
00:12:47Me?
00:12:49Why?
00:12:50I don't want anybody working for me who's more concerned about clothes than research.
00:13:01Who wrote this?
00:13:03Psychology of Love.
00:13:05You're right?
00:13:11That's one of the best records I've ever read.
00:13:16Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:13:18The one and only.
00:13:20Says here you were born in Oregon.
00:13:22Sister city.
00:13:23To be exact.
00:13:24Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:27Absolutely.
00:13:29Absolutely.
00:13:29Positively.
00:13:30Positively.
00:13:31100% no.
00:13:32Holy shit.
00:13:34He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone.
00:13:38Oh, he is so in love with me.
00:13:42Her name is identical to my wife's.
00:13:45And she's from the same city.
00:13:52You got the job.
00:13:54Everyone else can go.
00:13:56Sorry.
00:13:57Thank you, Professor Brian.
00:14:01Just keep things professional.
00:14:04Or you're done.
00:14:06Just do your job.
00:14:10Step number three and Mia's guide to romance.
00:14:14Spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:14:26I want to hold you under the red moon.
00:14:34Me?
00:14:36I'd be more worried about yourself.
00:14:38My grandma wouldn't wear that dress.
00:14:41Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way.
00:14:45Anson.
00:14:48Familiarize her with the project over the next few days.
00:14:51Understood.
00:14:56Listen up, Lily.
00:14:57Rinse on me this month.
00:15:00What?
00:15:00You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:15:04This is Leo Brian.
00:15:07And I'm going to be his research assistant.
00:15:10Um, Leo Brian?
00:15:12Do you know he's your husband?
00:15:13Can he pay?
00:15:14Yeah.
00:15:15I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm going to pass this semester.
00:15:20Girl, listen to me.
00:15:22I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:15:27Please, stay away from him.
00:15:49I have nowhere to go.
00:15:51I have nowhere to go.
00:15:51You said you would take care of me.
00:15:58Because we're married.
00:16:01Because we're married, right?
00:16:05Because we're married, right?
00:16:09So, where are we sleeping to?
00:16:15Just stay in your own lane.
00:16:17You can have the upstairs.
00:16:27This is all going to be mine one day.
00:16:29Leo, you're going to fall for me, whether you like it or not.
00:16:37Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out.
00:16:40No?
00:16:40Well, you know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work.
00:16:46You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:16:51You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:17:02Guy's over.
00:17:02Everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league.
00:17:05Bullshit!
00:17:06I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my master's.
00:17:10What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:17:14I know.
00:17:15I am Professor Jackoff, and I'm a total asshole.
00:17:19You're right.
00:17:20I never shut up, and I love to hear the sound of my own voice.
00:17:24He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met.
00:17:42Well, what a coincidence.
00:17:44That isn't my favorite professor.
00:17:48I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:17:51I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:18:04A fancy date?
00:18:05It's happening.
00:18:06I mean, I can't believe it.
00:18:08Leo really asked you out.
00:18:10Finally.
00:18:11It's my turn.
00:18:16Mia, I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow.
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:24You don't have to worry about me.
00:18:27You're such a good friend.
00:18:29But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow.
00:18:34Go, girl.
00:18:35Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:18:43Leo is mine.
00:18:47Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:18:50A.B.S.
00:18:52Always be smiling.
00:18:54Smiling.
00:19:07This is a very important meeting.
00:19:08I hope you brought the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:19:12Later.
00:19:13Leo!
00:19:16What the fuck?
00:19:22Come on, hurry up.
00:19:24His notes must have been in the invite.
00:19:26Where did it go?
00:19:27Mia, come on.
00:19:29Get your head in the gate.
00:19:41What's up, Brian?
00:19:42Good to see you.
00:19:43Long time no see.
00:19:44How have you been?
00:19:45Good.
00:19:46Should we have a toast?
00:19:47We could.
00:19:49Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:52Mia, you want to show them?
00:19:54Mia, samples.
00:19:56Samples.
00:20:04Sample?
00:20:06You must be starving.
00:20:13Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:20:15I shouldn't have drunk on an empty store.
00:20:17I'm not feeling well.
00:20:20Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.
00:20:24So, why don't you eat first and we'll talk later.
00:20:28Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:20:30Everyone needs a little bit of business. It's just a nice change of pace.
00:20:35Yeah, she's a great girl. One second.
00:20:40We should eat.
00:20:41Let's taco bear, shall we?
00:20:46Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:20:48I thought this was a date.
00:20:51A date? Really?
00:20:54You're into your presser?
00:21:02I...
00:21:03Don't misunderstand this. You're only here because Anne's busy.
00:21:08Of course.
00:21:11It's professional.
00:21:15Jetty's ready!
00:21:16Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Bryan.
00:21:20Great. Lead the way.
00:21:26I just can't get a break, can I?
00:21:31Kate, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:34Not good. I'm an idiot. I thought it was a date, and it's not, and I'm out on my ass.
00:21:38Fuck this!
00:21:42Ugh!
00:21:45This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
00:21:54Thinking how loud I'm thinking
00:21:57I don't even wanna play this game
00:22:03Well, I'll make it out
00:22:05Well, I'll make it out
00:22:07Well, I'll make it out
00:22:10Leo?
00:22:11You came?
00:22:16Run and don't make a sound
00:22:18I don't wanna be found
00:22:20Sweet man, don't hold me down
00:22:22Oh, I'll make it out
00:22:23I couldn't leave you here alone
00:22:30You are my assistant, after all
00:22:33That is very nice of you
00:22:37I'm sorry about it earlier
00:22:39I didn't explain myself quite clearly
00:22:40But you did well
00:22:44You shouldn't push yourself
00:22:45Here, take this
00:22:46Breathe and just let it out
00:22:50Make it up when you're done
00:22:55I'm falling
00:23:02I'm gonna get you all wet
00:23:04Don't worry about me
00:23:06I got this
00:23:14I need to trip Leo forever
00:23:18Tonight's the night we make an air
00:23:25It's okay, I can do it myself
00:23:28You want something to dream?
00:23:29I'm good
00:23:32What's wrong?
00:23:34I got it
00:23:36Just an example
00:23:39That's how I let go
00:23:41Of you
00:23:43Damn it
00:23:49Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:53There's a lesson from your professor
00:23:57Every conclusion
00:24:00Needs evidence
00:24:02To back it up
00:24:08Would you like to find out?
00:24:11You
00:24:19He is so sexy
00:24:25I almost forgot what his lips taste like
00:24:32How many girls have just melted looking at those eyes?
00:24:38But I'm a professor
00:24:42I won't take advantage of you
00:24:45Seems like a gentleman to me
00:24:47I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:24:50And he hooks up with girls all night
00:24:52So why did Lily say that?
00:25:00Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers
00:25:06Thank you, Harvey
00:25:07Mia is...
00:25:09Married?
00:25:14Thank you, Harvey
00:25:20Was that your parents?
00:25:23No, actually my parents are dead
00:25:28I'm sorry
00:25:31I'll take you home
00:25:33You really don't have to do that
00:25:41Thanks for the ride!
00:25:43Where were you?
00:25:44We were waiting for you
00:25:45It's kind of a thing, sorry
00:25:48It's okay, we were just...
00:25:50I was scared shitless
00:25:51Okay?
00:25:52I'm glad you're alright
00:25:56Hey!
00:25:57Miss Rose got home safe
00:25:59So...
00:26:00I'm off to the bar
00:26:02Oh, there was some guy there
00:26:04Though he was like, pushing her around
00:26:05What?
00:26:06Who?
00:26:09I couldn't get a good look at him
00:26:11But...
00:26:12They went inside...
00:26:13Together
00:26:15Now...
00:26:15She is obviously after you
00:26:18So...
00:26:18Why don't you just fire her?
00:26:20We need her expertise
00:26:22And...
00:26:23As a professor, I should keep an eye on her
00:26:26Hmm...
00:26:26Yeah, good excuse
00:26:28Look into her supposed husband
00:26:47We haven't spent any time together
00:26:50We haven't spent any time together
00:26:50Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:26:56We're getting a divorce after you graduate
00:26:58So don't get any ideas
00:27:03I'll come back after you're dressed
00:27:11Won't let real man take you away from me
00:27:24Wait, so he carried you home?
00:27:26He's totally in love with you
00:27:27Advance congratulations on graduating early
00:27:32It's him!
00:27:37Stay the fuck away from me
00:27:40We are never going to happen?
00:27:44Uh...
00:27:45He's playing me like a damn puppet
00:27:48You know how men are
00:27:49They treat women like easy come easy go
00:27:53It's textbook Matthew effect
00:27:56I shook my hand too soon
00:27:57Don't give up that easy
00:27:59We still have plan B
00:28:01The cold shovel there
00:28:04Maybe he's just stubborn
00:28:10Take this
00:28:11It was developed by my department
00:28:12It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat
00:28:16And brain waves
00:28:17Emma, you are a genius
00:28:21Lee O'Brien
00:28:22You ain't seen nothing yet
00:28:24No, it's just...
00:28:38I'm the one who's ears
00:28:40I've been doing the fun
00:28:41I've been doing the fun
00:28:46Breathe
00:28:48Eating alone Professor Bryan?
00:28:50I usually lunch on my own
00:28:52But
00:28:52You're welcome to join me
00:28:54Sorry for the misunderstanding. I just wanted to borrow this. You're not really my type.
00:29:16Oh yeah, nice work.
00:29:19He's definitely jealous.
00:29:35How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:29:38No.
00:29:43How can you say I'm not her type?
00:29:45It seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor.
00:29:49I found something on her husband.
00:29:58It seems like she's secretly married.
00:30:00None of her classmates know.
00:30:02We need a PI.
00:30:07She's too innocent. I'm afraid that someone's gonna take advantage of her.
00:30:11I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:30:15And she lives in a shady part of town.
00:30:18Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:30:26Professor Bryant, I need the afternoon off.
00:30:30Why?
00:30:31Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:30:35With who?
00:30:36Now that is really none of your business.
00:30:40You can't. I need you this afternoon.
00:30:44Miss Assistant.
00:30:53And it's totally working.
00:30:55Please take in your shopping.
00:30:58Careful.
00:31:01Who are you talking to?
00:31:02It's private.
00:31:04And what, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:31:07Why don't you help me pick something out?
00:31:10Which one do you like?
00:31:18Try it on.
00:31:20It's for a birthday present.
00:31:23How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:26Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:27June.
00:31:30Under the red moon.
00:31:34Only a blanket of stars to keep us warm.
00:31:40Same name, hometown and birthday.
00:31:44Way too many coincidences.
00:31:46And I'm starting to think that we are never...
00:31:51These are gorgeous.
00:31:56Are they really for me?
00:31:59I...
00:31:59Actually, they're...
00:32:02A gift for someone else.
00:32:05If I didn't know better, I think this Mia was my wife.
00:32:10Sorry.
00:32:13My mistake.
00:32:15Shit.
00:32:16Is he interested in someone else?
00:32:18Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:35Hold on.
00:32:42You look beautiful in them.
00:32:43No, why would you give me something so nice?
00:32:46If you don't look good, it makes me look like a bad boss.
00:32:51Here.
00:32:53Have this fitness bracelet as a gift.
00:33:03Hey, what's up?
00:33:05Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight.
00:33:11Who are you going out with?
00:33:15Who are you going out with?
00:33:16I am off the clock, boss.
00:33:20Don't worry about me.
00:33:23She lives in a shady part of town.
00:33:25Girls in bars get her ass there all the time.
00:33:29You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:33:31It's dangerous.
00:33:32What?
00:33:33Do you like me?
00:33:35Or something?
00:33:37Just admit you're jealous.
00:33:40You're not going out tonight.
00:33:42You're going back to the lab to run some tests.
00:33:48That I need to be SAP.
00:34:07What is this?
00:34:12What is this?
00:34:15That is a luminol test.
00:34:19The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline.
00:34:22It makes this oxidization with the iron, which...
00:34:27Explain it like I'm five.
00:34:30Take us, for example.
00:34:33We reacted before we even knew it.
00:34:35It kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:34:39It does.
00:34:47Your heart is racing.
00:34:49It must be broken.
00:34:53Good night.
00:34:56Happy birthday.
00:34:59For a dark day.
00:35:01Make a wish.
00:35:03I haven't even begun to think about that.
00:35:07I have an idea.
00:35:09With just one kiss.
00:35:11We're alive.
00:35:28You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:35:32I know.
00:35:33I know.
00:35:34I know.
00:35:36Mia.
00:35:40Oh my god, it's beautiful.
00:35:43I love the stars.
00:36:10You know, I haven't really gotten a chance to look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:36:17So, thank you, Professor Greta.
00:36:21It's my pleasure.
00:36:30Professor, I'm your dreamer.
00:36:35You're drunk.
00:36:35You're drunk.
00:36:38Step number five, and Mia's going to go to romance.
00:36:43Take risks.
00:36:45Mia's going to romance.
00:36:47Who's talking about that?
00:37:06Why are you naked?
00:37:10What happened last night?
00:37:12Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:37:14Oh, dumbass.
00:37:16Remember.
00:37:51It was close.
00:37:52Oh, God, that was close.
00:37:55Why are you so relieved?
00:37:58Back up, Professor.
00:38:00You getting cold feet?
00:38:02Remember, it was you that kissed me the day we met.
00:38:03I remember it was you that kissed me the day we met.
00:38:05Total accident.
00:38:07I swear.
00:38:09My bad.
00:38:13I'm gonna go shower.
00:38:28Data is all over the place.
00:38:32Maybe he does like me.
00:38:36I'm gonna go shower.
00:38:42Holy shit, they sleep up together.
00:38:49That bitch.
00:38:51Doctor, professor just graduated.
00:38:59I need another favor.
00:39:02Can you take some divorce papers to my husband?
00:39:05Oh.
00:39:05Oh, sure, Bessie. Let's meet at the bar.
00:39:12Utilizing the halo effect is step nine in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:39:17Edward L. Thorndike theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love.
00:39:24No. No, I'm not in love with him.
00:39:30Careful, Mia.
00:39:32Oh, it's blinding.
00:39:37Um, I have to go write some messes.
00:39:46My old thesis is out the window.
00:39:49Science is a joke.
00:39:53You got me there.
00:39:56Certainly no scientific explanation for that.
00:39:59Hello?
00:40:03Hello?
00:40:05Hello?
00:40:05Lily? Oh, my gosh. How are you?
00:40:08I'm feeling great. My boyfriend is so obsessed with me. He's showering me with cash.
00:40:14So lucky.
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:16You must have really good taste.
00:40:18See that?
00:40:20Wow.
00:40:23That's beautiful. He must love spending money on you. Yes, he does. Oh, I do have a favor to ask
00:40:31you.
00:40:33Would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband? Please? Oh, please don't rush me. Actually, is that it?
00:40:44I have to go.
00:40:44Lily? Lily, what's gotten into you? You've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy. Can I at
00:40:52least meet him? It's okay. He's a very busy man. I have to go.
00:40:57Uh, bye.
00:41:00Bye.
00:41:01You sure have some generous friends, Mia.
00:41:03What's that supposed to mean?
00:41:06She saw you like the necklace so much, she let you keep them. And for free, too.
00:41:12I should give this back.
00:41:16Hey, cutie. You're here to pick me up.
00:41:20I was on the way.
00:41:25Uh, I feel sick.
00:41:28What's wrong?
00:41:32Uh, can we go?
00:41:40Mia?
00:41:41Professor Brian?
00:41:43What are you doing here?
00:41:44My friend, she lost this necklace, trying to get it back to her.
00:41:53Uh, I gotta find her.
00:41:56Sorry.
00:42:09She has a necklace I gave you.
00:42:12How do you know her?
00:42:13I know her from high school.
00:42:15We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:42:19Why were you hiding from her?
00:42:22Uh, she wants me to lend her some cash.
00:42:25Not interested.
00:42:27Yep.
00:42:28She's the worst.
00:42:30Should stay away from her.
00:42:32I know her.
00:42:34What you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends.
00:42:40I guess I'll give it to her later.
00:42:49Miros.
00:42:51I'm Grace.
00:42:52Your mother-in-law.
00:43:00Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.
00:43:04That's true, but you don't have to worry about me.
00:43:11My son gave this to you, right?
00:43:13No, actually, that's my friend Lily's.
00:43:16Impossible.
00:43:17I helped them pick it out.
00:43:19I'm positive.
00:43:21Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:43:23Mia, I promised your mom I'd look after you.
00:43:28Please talk to my son.
00:43:39Clock's ticking.
00:43:40How's your experiment coming along?
00:43:41Um, well, if you look at the graph here, you can see the time and location.
00:43:45Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:45Cut to the point, okay?
00:43:46He kissed me, and his heart rate reached 130.
00:43:49130?
00:43:50Mine would reach 130, too, if I got one million in grunts.
00:43:53What more do you want from me?
00:43:55How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:43:58What?
00:43:58Who's in love with Mia?
00:44:04She has a secret admirer.
00:44:06I think we need to congratulate her.
00:44:09Really?
00:44:10Who?
00:44:12I have no idea.
00:44:15My office.
00:44:16Now.
00:44:25Am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:44:28I'm running a launch for the new AI next week.
00:44:31After that, I'm leaving.
00:44:34What?
00:44:35Remember about your credits, Mia?
00:44:37You've been a great assistant.
00:44:39Is he really leaving?
00:44:43So, he wants to make Leo admit that he loves you.
00:44:46The old farts-playing matchmaker.
00:44:49But he's leaving so soon.
00:44:51Do you have enough time?
00:44:52Never fear.
00:44:54David is here.
00:44:57Quick.
00:44:58What's step six to Mia's guide to love?
00:45:00Make your target jealous?
00:45:02Exactly.
00:45:04We need the perfect rival.
00:45:13You need the perfect rival for Leo.
00:45:20The perfect rival.
00:45:26We need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous.
00:45:30What are you doing?
00:45:32You have got to be kidding me.
00:45:35Most influential authors of the century.
00:45:38That's made me think.
00:45:40Like...
00:45:40Hey, babe.
00:45:43You up for lunch?
00:45:47Kat, just come into the cafe with me.
00:45:50I'm actually a little busy.
00:45:53Sounds fun.
00:46:09Dang, Mia.
00:46:10I can't get over just how gorgeous you are.
00:46:14I feel the same way.
00:46:17I just love how open and honest you are.
00:46:22Too slow.
00:46:23Time for the final blow.
00:46:25You dare!
00:46:32Can't you see she's not into you?
00:46:35You wish, dude.
00:46:36I know the code to her apartment.
00:46:38We're like...
00:46:39Close, close.
00:46:40Is that so?
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:43Of course.
00:46:48Fine.
00:46:49Enjoy your dessert.
00:46:51What just happened?
00:46:53Did we screw up?
00:46:55Don't worry about it.
00:46:56We still have plan B.
00:46:58David was telling the truth, but he was spotted at her house.
00:47:02So is he her husband?
00:47:04No, but the PI is still investigating.
00:47:06Go back to the office.
00:47:08Got it.
00:47:11Professor Leo, what a coincidence.
00:47:15Up for a match?
00:47:17David here has been boxing ever since he was a kid.
00:47:20You're on.
00:47:22No.
00:47:22No.
00:47:23No, no, no.
00:47:49No.
00:47:49No, no.
00:47:50Nobody cares about people at all.
00:47:56Don't worry, I'll be careful.
00:47:58Just...
00:47:59Look, rest it on here.
00:48:11He seems to have you all riled up.
00:48:15Well, you're my assistant.
00:48:18Why can't you just be honest?
00:48:22Oh!
00:48:24I'll get that.
00:48:30I finally took the leap, but...
00:48:35Could you get that? It might be important.
00:48:40Looks like it's your mom.
00:48:47Oh, hi. Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:48:51I want you to come.
00:48:52You and Mia?
00:48:56You and Mia?
00:48:59I can't. I'm busy.
00:49:01All right. I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:49:14Um, Professor, I need the night off.
00:49:18Fine. I'll take you home.
00:49:22You live here, too?
00:49:24Yeah. This is the place.
00:49:26Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:49:30What?
00:49:33I've got the research results on David.
00:49:36He's actually...
00:49:40Who's David to you?
00:49:42I've known him forever.
00:49:44He's always been really good to me.
00:49:47I got somewhere to be.
00:49:52He seems upset.
00:49:55I know it seems like it's working.
00:50:02Mia.
00:50:04Hello, sweetheart.
00:50:05I'm Grace.
00:50:07I'm sorry. Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:50:10It's okay. No worries.
00:50:11Good.
00:50:12Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:50:15You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:50:28I do.
00:50:32My son messed up because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:50:37I understand.
00:50:39Give him another chance.
00:50:41He's working at your school now.
00:50:44Maybe it's fate.
00:50:46Really?
00:50:52Professor, what are you doing here?
00:50:55Stay away from David.
00:50:57He's...
00:51:00Oh, you are wasted!
00:51:03He's playing you.
00:51:04Yeah, I know.
00:51:06What?
00:51:06They're my friends.
00:51:07They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:51:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:12There are ways you bring him up.
00:51:14It's really no big deal.
00:51:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:51:19Yeah, drink me.
00:51:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:51:24Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:51:25Whoa, whoa.
00:51:27What the hell is wrong with you?
00:51:29He is drunk.
00:51:31Why would you do that?
00:51:32Oh!
00:51:36I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:51:45I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:51:47Do you like me?
00:51:51Then start acting like my professor.
00:51:55I'm sorry.
00:52:00Why am I disappointed?
00:52:02I don't have feelings for him.
00:52:04Right?
00:52:09I've been waiting for you forever.
00:52:11Hi, Yoi.
00:52:11Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:52:13I met your mom today.
00:52:17I'm sure it's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:52:21We had a great conversation.
00:52:23She always wanted that ring.
00:52:26Um, what ring?
00:52:29The one she traded with your mom.
00:52:35Lily, what's wrong?
00:52:37Can I ask you something?
00:52:41Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:48Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:53Could you please borrow this to me?
00:52:56Oh, Lily, you know I would do anything for you, but...
00:53:00That's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away, so...
00:53:05Fine, but at least can you drink with me?
00:53:10Okay.
00:53:11Cheers to me, single, I guess.
00:53:13Cheers.
00:53:15Cheers.
00:53:45I'm so tired.
00:53:48I'm so tired.
00:53:49I'm so tired.
00:53:52I'm so tired.
00:54:06I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:54:11Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:54:14I have a life too, you know?
00:54:17So stop meddling.
00:54:18Ugh, I am so pissed off.
00:54:21He always gets me heated.
00:54:27Is that Emma and David in there?
00:54:45Hey, fancy seeing you here.
00:54:48What is this?
00:54:49Time to fess up.
00:54:50This is too far.
00:54:51I told you he was playing you.
00:54:53There's your proof.
00:54:53No, just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:54:57This is our plan B.
00:54:58Let's continue the scene.
00:55:00Okay, actually, they are just...
00:55:02Oh, no!
00:55:02You caught us!
00:55:06I won't let them take you from me.
00:55:08And you know what?
00:55:09Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:55:13Oh, my God!
00:55:17God, I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:20And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:55:25Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:55:28Oh, God!
00:55:32Who said you can kiss me?
00:55:35Emma, wait!
00:55:41So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:46You were right.
00:55:48I have to be honest.
00:55:57I didn't mean to ask.
00:55:59What is this actually for?
00:56:01It detects your heart, right?
00:56:04So you giving it to me was intentional?
00:56:09No.
00:56:23Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:25No!
00:56:26Take me, my hand.
00:56:31Take me, my hand.
00:56:35Take me, my hand.
00:56:38Professor Bryant.
00:56:43Professor Bryant.
00:56:45Call me Leo.
00:56:47Leo?
00:56:48Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:50I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:56:55What do you mean by that?
00:56:56I can't take my eyes off you.
00:56:58I'm always worried about you.
00:57:02Why?
00:57:04I don't need your sympathy.
00:57:11Leo.
00:57:25What more do you want from me?
00:57:27How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:29Do you love me?
00:57:38I need some time.
00:57:41Okay, how's 24 days?
00:57:44That's oddly specific.
00:57:47I just can't wait.
00:57:50I need to take care of something first.
00:57:52What is it?
00:57:56Actually, I'm married.
00:58:05Actually, I'm married.
00:58:08It was something my parents arranged.
00:58:10I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:58:14I'm going to handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:17It's too late for that.
00:58:19Get out.
00:58:30If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:58:37Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:58:39This is my son.
00:58:41Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:43You look so familiar.
00:58:49I am on the wilderness safari.
00:58:51Leave a message if you need any.
00:59:02Do you want a divorce?
00:59:05I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:59:08Take this as an apology.
00:59:10Let's talk about this later.
00:59:13I don't feel very good.
00:59:16Can we stay like this?
00:59:21It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:59:33I've already made up my mind.
00:59:36I'm not moving out.
00:59:38Then I'm leaving.
00:59:50It's her.
00:59:53Again.
00:59:58What do you want from me?
01:00:00Well, we both hate Mia, right?
01:00:03Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team!
01:00:08More to mention, she's a homewrecker.
01:00:11Such a bitch!
01:00:12What do you think about revenge?
01:00:15Let's take her down.
01:00:17What's the plan?
01:00:34Here are the plans for the press conference.
01:00:43Professor, what's your wife like?
01:00:47She means nothing to me.
01:00:50Then why did you marry her?
01:00:52Mia.
01:00:54Sorry, I...
01:00:56If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
01:01:02What?
01:01:03Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:01:13You really want to meet her?
01:01:15This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:01:25All right.
01:01:26I promise.
01:01:30Whoa!
01:01:30He really does look like Liam.
01:01:32What are they, twins or something?
01:01:35Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:38No.
01:01:40She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:43Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:48I want to put it past her.
01:01:50There's no way.
01:01:51We've been best friends for forever.
01:01:54Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:01:58I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:02:02Oh, my God.
01:02:03What's wrong?
01:02:06Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:02:09Shit.
01:02:10No one's going to believe her.
01:02:11What are we going to do?
01:02:19Those people are so crazy.
01:02:22Talking about you are disgusting.
01:02:24You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:02:27Thanks.
01:02:28It's like every time I open my phone.
01:02:31Oh, wait.
01:02:33Take this.
01:02:36This guy helps me a lot.
01:02:39He helped me to delay the application once.
01:02:42He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:02:47Are you sure?
01:02:49Absolutely.
01:02:50Just tell him Lily sent you, and then he might be giving you a discount.
01:02:56Okay.
01:02:59Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Bryant.
01:03:21Victor?
01:03:23Babe.
01:03:28I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:03:31Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors, too?
01:03:33Um, yeah, for sure.
01:03:38It's amazing.
01:03:40You're amazing.
01:03:41People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:44You know?
01:03:46I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:03:59Wait.
01:04:01Picture Monroe.
01:04:03Picture Monroe.
01:04:07Paperος.
01:04:11Mensah.
01:04:12Come with me, now.
01:04:18What are you doing?
01:04:19What are you?
01:04:20Stop!
01:04:21Somebody help me!
01:04:23Stop it!
01:04:24Stop it!
01:04:28Somebody help me!
01:04:37Oh, Leo!
01:04:38Leo!
01:04:39Stop, stop, stop!
01:04:39I'll take care of you, alright?
01:04:41The police are on the way.
01:04:45Come on, get the hell out of here!
01:04:47Go!
01:04:48It's okay.
01:04:49You're safe now.
01:04:53You're safe now.
01:04:56I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:00Thank you for saving me.
01:05:02I'm still so scared even now.
01:05:05I was afraid I might lose you.
01:05:10You should get some rest.
01:05:31Follow you right wherever you go, whatever you do.
01:05:41No kissing. Not yet.
01:05:44You're right.
01:05:45Why?
01:05:47You have a wife.
01:05:49Hello.
01:05:52In the middle of the night.
01:05:56In the middle of the night.
01:05:56No matter what.
01:06:00In the middle of the night.
01:06:02No matter what.
01:06:03See you at the conference tomorrow.
01:06:06Professor Bryant.
01:06:07No matter what.
01:06:08In the middle of the night.
01:06:13Follow you.
01:06:15Right.
01:06:17Humans crave intimacy. Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:06:23The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:06:35I can't believe I did it.
01:06:37You did a great job. I'll keep my promise.
01:06:41Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:06:48Thank you. And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:06:54I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:57The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:07:02And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:07:07Leo Bryan and Mia Rose.
01:07:12He's mine.
01:07:16He's my husband.
01:07:25Hello, everyone.
01:07:31Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:07:37What are you doing?
01:07:39How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:42Let's go this way.
01:07:44Let me go.
01:07:45Leo, I love you.
01:07:48Let me go.
01:07:50Leo, baby, I love you.
01:07:51Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:04I mean, what happened?
01:08:06We just saw Mia running out.
01:08:08Where'd she go?
01:08:13Let me go.
01:08:24You're useless as a actor.
01:08:28Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:34Actually, I should thank you because Mia and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him.
01:08:43What?
01:08:44Well, you know him.
01:08:46He's icy.
01:08:49But not with me, of course.
01:08:52You are ruining everything.
01:08:56Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:08:59He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:09:02But he said he would get rid of you.
01:09:05I know, Leon.
01:09:06He would never do that to me.
01:09:09Oh, yeah?
01:09:11Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:23Mia!
01:09:34Where the hell is Mia?
01:09:37I know where she is.
01:09:41Where?
01:09:43Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:53She's there.
01:10:02You did that on purpose.
01:10:04Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:10Mia!
01:10:18The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:10:21An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:27Mia.
01:10:28I'm sorry.
01:10:29I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:33Nothing happened.
01:10:35Please, believe me.
01:10:36Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:39I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:44I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:47I'm sorry.
01:10:48I started all of this.
01:10:50You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:52Just, please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:56Mia?
01:11:04Guess what?
01:11:05I have a bunny, though.
01:11:07I'm sorry, yeah.
01:11:21I'm sorry.
01:11:23I'm sorry.
01:11:26I have a bunny.
01:11:27experiment all along an experiment i've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research
01:11:34yeah what are you talking about i've been planning this from the beginning
01:11:40this fitness tracker i've been using it to collect data
01:11:45i never really loved you so now we're even i don't believe you
01:11:53experiment is over we're over
01:12:01you're quitting your experiment why i just can't do it at worst case scenario just graduate late
01:12:09okay graduate late that's not like you sorry to disappoint you professor
01:12:31wait are you crying what's wrong
01:12:38me i don't have much time i'm going away on a business trip safe travels please i want to tell
01:12:43you something just listen to me i what's that i know you have a wife and i know she's pregnant
01:12:53take
01:12:54care
01:13:10you look like a mess man thanks why don't you expose lily for the bitch that she is
01:13:17because she used to be my friend and besides she's pregnant now
01:13:25how do you know it's leo's it doesn't matter okay leo left and he's already dead to me
01:13:35stop moping around yeah you know what get your ass up we're going to the graduation party tonight
01:13:53i can't catch your breath hold your breath
01:14:13not the halo effect again
01:14:18split the wishbone to the straws i had no idea professor brian was going to be here tonight
01:14:26i heard he's a starry knight that's a stupid name come on the starry night fall is a school tradition
01:14:35every year the student council picks three nights and at the end of the ball we get to
01:14:39bid for it to see who gets the chance to dance it's fun isn't it it's today you should place
01:14:45a bid
01:14:46or are you gonna watch him dance with somebody else emma cut it out okay i didn't come here to
01:14:51dance with leo i came here for the student lineup photos so he can dance with whoever he wants to
01:14:58come on mia it's been a whole week are you really gonna wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in
01:15:02the
01:15:02corner like some paint on the wall are you really okay with this look at him standing there like
01:15:11nothing ever happens picking up all that attention from those love star girls even if you are moving
01:15:17on you should at least tell him to his face where's the fearless mirror from before don't you want to
01:15:22know he's thinking don't you have the guts to place a bit hey everybody welcome to the starry night party
01:15:34first up please welcome our knights of the starry night first up we'll auction off sir leo brian
01:15:49oh five hundred six hundred he's looking at what they want maybe he's waiting for you
01:16:08but you want to know what he has to say
01:16:10two thousand two thousand a year or maybe he'll tell amy that ria is such a fool
01:16:26three thousand dollars
01:16:30three thousand coin once three thousand coin twice and sold
01:16:44four thousand coin twice and sold
01:17:12Should we end this now?
01:17:14Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:17:17What's that supposed to be?
01:17:23You're the real Mia.
01:17:27My Mia.
01:17:30Although I'd have to admit, getting someone to pretend to be you is creative.
01:17:37Lily isn't pregnant.
01:17:39And some checked.
01:17:42The tests were fake.
01:17:46What?
01:17:49Should we get out of here?
01:17:51Mrs. Bryan.
01:18:01Are you in a rush or something?
01:18:04I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:18:06Well, we can't turn back the clock.
01:18:09So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:18:18So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:24Let me run some calculations.
01:18:32You have to say the magic words.
01:18:37I love you.
01:18:41Nothing can stop you.
01:18:44No, nothing can stop you.
01:18:47Follow your heart.
01:18:49I won't stay around.
01:18:57Go.
01:18:59Get out.
01:18:59You can't do this to me.
01:19:01You're just a maid.
01:19:03I'm going to say this to Leo.
01:19:06I'm not a maid.
01:19:07I am his mother.
01:19:09There he is.
01:19:11Go ahead.
01:19:11Tell him.
01:19:13Leo.
01:19:16Mia, you tricked me, too.
01:19:24Mia, you tricked me, too.
01:19:26Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:29Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:19:31I missed you.
01:19:32Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:35Don't touch me.
01:19:37Mia!
01:19:43If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:19:48Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:51What was that?
01:19:56So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:19:59Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:20:05Congratulations, baby.
01:20:06Hey, looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:10I am not done researching how much I love you.
01:20:19Hey, you stole me something.
01:20:22What?
01:20:23Come closer.
01:20:24Closer.
01:20:30There.
01:20:31Now we're even.
01:20:33Emma!
01:20:35Wait!
01:20:35Let's see.
01:20:45Leo?
01:20:47Are you here?
01:20:52Are you here?
01:21:07You're just in time.
01:21:09Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:21:12I'll never be alone again.
01:21:25Miroz, will he be my wife again?
01:21:35Miroz, will he be my wife again?
01:21:41Of course.
01:21:58By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:22:05What?
01:22:06I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:22:09Looks like you've been studying up on me as Guide to Romance.
01:22:13I've done some research on my own.
01:22:16Can we talk about anything else?
01:22:20No.
01:22:20So, your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:27For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:22:33Here.
01:22:38Here.
01:22:44Here.
01:22:57Love, love, love me.
01:23:00Right, Professor Bryant.
01:23:01I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:23:04Love, love, love me as I am.
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