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00:00Chilly, chilly, chilly, chilly, chilly con carne, chilly, chilly con carne, chilly, chilly con carne,
00:11Ken Pritchard's chilly, chilly con carne.
00:17I tell you, Bess will not be able to resist my famous chilly, your mother never could.
00:24She will be putty in my hands.
00:32Oh, there you are. Are you enjoying your book?
00:36Don't enjoy Stanislavski, Dad. You learn, you embrace, you transcend.
00:43You've got cowboys, innit?
00:44Sure.
00:45Yeah, oregano. Oregano, please.
00:51I've been meaning to say about the other day in the woods with Emily,
00:57I don't know what you saw or what you think you saw, um, but it's nothing.
01:03Yeah, right, right, okay.
01:04Yeah?
01:05Uh, what is that I meant to have seen?
01:09Are you saying that you didn't see?
01:13I don't know.
01:15Did you see anything?
01:19No.
01:21Sorry.
01:22Just ignore me.
01:25Are we going?
01:26I thank you.
01:27I thank you.
01:31You mean the kiss?
01:38It is really important that when Beth comes round, that you don't mention that me and Emily kissed.
01:46I say no more.
01:49Really?
01:51Great.
01:52Well, that was easy.
01:54But I can mention it to Beth.
01:56Sit back down again.
02:00Don't mention it to anyone.
02:03Mention it?
02:04No.
02:06Don't mention it.
02:07Well, er, which is it, Richard?
02:09Let's go with.
02:10Don't mention it.
02:11So I've not to mention it now?
02:13Mentioning it was never an option.
02:15Let's take mentioning it off the table.
02:19Got you.
02:19Do you?
02:20No.
02:22Well, I don't know.
02:23Okay.
02:24It's very simple.
02:26Just don't talk about me and Emily in the woods at any point in time to anyone.
02:34Mention it.
02:35No, it's don't mention it.
02:36It was only ever don't mention it.
02:37Is that the way you always do it, by the way?
02:40What?
02:40Kiss.
02:41What's wrong with the way I kiss?
02:43When you kiss a lady on the mouth.
02:45My life might be in the toilet, but watching my dad when she's own hand is a low, I will
02:51not stoop to.
03:01What are you staring at?
03:03Er, that damp patch up there.
03:05I should have painted that before Beth came over.
03:09That's the first thing she's going to see when she walks in here.
03:12I don't think so.
03:14No.
03:14No.
03:15I think she's far more likely to see the fly graveyard here.
03:18Well, that's your fault for making me put the spiders outside.
03:21Right, you hoover that up and I'll paint over that.
03:24Dad, how many times are you too old to be going to ladders at your age?
03:27Look, I'll hoover and you just ignore the paint.
03:30I'll use the good ladders if that puts your mind at ease.
03:32No, it's the fact you still keep bad ladders is my point.
03:37I, er, I wanted to ask you something, sir.
03:40Oh, yeah?
03:43Salt pies.
03:47It's, er, it's about Beth and your mother.
03:51Do you maybe not want to eat something, Pyle?
03:54Oh, never mind.
03:55Are you enjoying that?
03:55Mmm, I can't believe.
03:57Mmm, good.
03:58Maybe we're true to this, actually.
03:59Yeah, but that's why I said not to do it.
04:01Don't have another bit.
04:03Yeah, yeah.
04:08Well, it was just the other day.
04:11I thought I saw your mother.
04:14I mean, it was just for a second, you know, and I knew it wasn't her.
04:18But, er, well, I kind of went a bit tingly, and I was wondering maybe if it was a message
04:26from your mother to say that me seeing Beth was hurting her feelings.
04:35Do you want to know what I think?
04:37I do.
04:39I think the dead don't send us messages.
04:45I just think they want us to carry on with our lives.
04:51Okay.
04:53Of course.
04:55Thanks, son.
04:56Sure.
04:58Any time.
05:00And just maybe to clarify a wee bit, you know, it couldn't actually have been your mother, could it?
05:08Like a ghost or something.
05:10Dad, come on.
05:12Don't be silly.
05:13There's no such thing as ghosts.
05:17Sure, man.
05:34Why are you wearing your painting clothes?
05:36Well, what else am I going to paint in?
05:38No, no, we've been through this.
05:39You're not painting in anything.
05:40I'm not painting naked, Richard.
05:42You're not painting at all?
05:43This will only take five minutes.
05:45All right, fine.
05:46End up in hospital.
05:47See if I care.
05:47Oh, don't be so bloody dramatic.
05:49I'm just trying to look after you.
05:51I don't know why you insist on making it so difficult.
05:55Oh, and he's using the bad ladders.
05:56Well, this is brilliant.
05:59These are not the bad ladders, Richard.
06:01It's just not as new as the good ladders.
06:04Dad, they're a death trap.
06:06All right, fine.
06:07Okay, you've got your way again.
06:09I'll do it.
06:09I'm not asking you to do it.
06:10Dad, I'm doing it.
06:11All right.
06:12Up you go then.
06:13Well, I'm obviously not using these.
06:14Where are the good ladders?
06:15Well, they're out the back.
06:17Why?
06:17Because I feel bad for these ladders.
06:19And if I keep the other ladders outside, well, these ladders feel a bit more important.
06:23Like they still have some kind of use in life, you know?
06:26Sorry.
06:27Are these Pixar ladders?
06:29Listen.
06:29These ladders have seen me through countless paint jobs and gutter clearances.
06:34I built your cot with these ladders.
06:36Why the hell were you using a ladder to build a cot?
06:39In all my time, these ladders have ladders it.
06:42These ladders are part of the family.
06:44Okay.
06:44Just so I get this straight.
06:46You keep Buzz Lightyear out there to keep old Woody here's nose enjoying.
06:49He said, I'll be Lightyear's boy that works at the library.
06:52What's he got to do?
06:53Okay.
06:53Right.
06:53I'm getting the good ladders.
06:57Take no notice.
07:07Sally, hi.
07:08Richard, how are you?
07:10Well, you know, getting by.
07:12Well, I wish you were.
07:13Then I'd get my 10%.
07:14Well, has anything come in?
07:16No, but I'm working on a plan for that.
07:19Safe space, yeah?
07:21Sure.
07:21The thing is, I've just come back from a course on diversity.
07:24Which I was made to attend for reasons I'm not allowed to go into.
07:27Some specky twat in HR's idea, you know?
07:30Yeah, I'm starting to see why they made you do the course.
07:33Anyways, one thing I learned was, apparently some disabilities are invisible.
07:39Okay.
07:40Yes.
07:41So, what should we put you down for?
07:44What?
07:45What can we put me down for?
07:47You need a USP, Richard.
07:48This could be it.
07:50All I'm saying is, if we add an invisible disability to your CV, we might actually get you some auditions.
07:56I don't have an invisible disability.
07:58Prove it.
08:00Well, I can't.
08:01Well, exactly, you see.
08:03So, we are on the same page, then.
08:05No, no, we're not on the same page.
08:07And I'm going to pretend this conversation never happened.
08:08Why don't we start with snow blindness and see if we get any bites?
08:13Always a pleasure, Sally.
08:14Pepper gave me a list of every invisible disability tootsweet.
08:24Help.
08:26Mr. Pritch?
08:28Help.
08:29Mr. Pritch?
08:30Help.
08:32Help.
08:33Mr. Pritch?
08:35Help.
08:36Oh, my God.
08:38Oh, I've fallen off the ladders.
08:40OK, right, just hang on a minute.
08:42Let's get this up.
08:45OK, right, let's get you up.
08:47Oh, my bag, my bag, my bag.
08:49Right, change of plan, let's get you down.
08:51Where's Richard?
08:52He's outside.
08:53OK, right, stay there, obviously, and I'll go get him.
08:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:58He hasn't seen me.
08:59Just please, don't mention it to him.
09:01Just help me up into the armchair.
09:04No, I don't think I can do that.
09:05Oh, please, please, Emily.
09:07Let's just keep this between you and I.
09:10He'll only get me into trouble.
09:15Shut up.
09:18OK, OK, fine.
09:20Yeah, we done.
09:21What would I do without you?
09:23One, two, three.
09:28Careful.
09:29Careful.
09:29Gentle.
09:34How are you feeling?
09:39Yeah, I'm all right, I'm all right.
09:40I'm all right.
09:41Er, Mr. Pritch, I, er, I wanted to catch you before Beth came over, um, about what you might
09:50have seen in the woods the other day.
09:52Oh, you're OK, you're OK.
09:54I've already been briefed to keep stooming about the kiss by his lordship.
09:58Oh, great.
10:00And here, don't worry.
10:02I'm going to talk to him about his technique.
10:05He'll be ready for you the next time.
10:08Oh, oh, OK.
10:11Oh, the television, television.
10:18Emily, hi.
10:20Richard, hi.
10:21Hi.
10:22Um, I was just chatting to your dad about, um, you know, and how it would be great if you
10:27didn't mention anything about the, er, you know, to Beth.
10:31Yeah, er, he knows.
10:35Knows what?
10:37That you've not to mention what you've not to mention.
10:41Yes, yes, yes, yes.
10:42I'm not going to mention it.
10:43Great.
10:44And if I do mention it, it'll be an accident.
10:47OK, um, can you just be really deliberate about what you talk about?
10:51You know, stay clear of anything to do with, er, you know, kissing or lips or woods.
10:56It'll leave me much else, is it?
10:58Dad, you could talk about literally anything else.
11:00All right, all right, all right.
11:03Cool.
11:03Well, that seems sorted then.
11:05Um, actually, I, I do need to talk to you about something, too.
11:09Definitely.
11:11Dad, could you give us a minute?
11:17No.
11:25Yeah, sorry about him.
11:27I don't know what that was all about.
11:29OK, welcome to MTV Cribs.
11:33This is where all the magic happens.
11:36I mean, I joke, but it often was just me in here with an amateur magic kit.
11:40Oh, it's smaller than I remember.
11:41Yeah, I think that's because we've grown.
11:43Yes, I didn't think the room had shrunk, Richard.
11:46No.
11:50So, how are you?
11:52I'm good.
11:54Am I good?
11:55Don't know.
11:55Um, I need to talk to you about something.
11:57That's so good, because I need to talk to you, too.
12:00Since we kissed, it's like this fog has been lifted from my brain.
12:04And I was worried you might have regretted it, or you'd pretend it hadn't happened.
12:07I'm going to New Zealand, but...
12:11I'm going to New Zealand.
12:16I'm...
12:16I'm going to New Zealand.
12:22Sorry, just to be clear, this is with Tim.
12:26It is.
12:28Would it be weird if I came with you?
12:30Yeah.
12:31Yeah, I thought the minute I said that, I thought it sounded weird.
12:34I'm sorry.
12:36Hey, forgot about it.
12:39I mean, you know, we could have an actual proper conversation about it, if you like.
12:45Well, it's fine.
12:45You're, um, you're with Tim now, on the other side of the world, so...
12:50It is the definition of...
12:55Of, like...
12:56I'm sorry.
12:59Personally, I'm not sorry.
13:02I've found out of saying sorry all the time.
13:05You know, I say sorry to people on the street who walk into me.
13:08I mean, what is that?
13:10And why do I do that?
13:11I don't want to be the sorry person anymore.
13:14I want to be the person who, in ten years' time, can say,
13:17Oh, New Zealand.
13:18Oh, yeah.
13:19Used to live there, actually.
13:20You know?
13:21I want to be that person.
13:23But you could lie about it.
13:25But I want to go.
13:27You know, I want to do things.
13:28I want to be in a Fleetwood Mac song, you know?
13:31I want to go my own way.
13:34Well, if I could name another Fleetwood Mac song.
13:37Landslide.
13:38Of which there are a lot in New Zealand.
13:40I did a geography project on it in my fourth year of school.
13:43But the only thing I have to be sorry for is...
13:46is that we kissed.
13:49I don't do that.
13:51I don't cheat.
13:55I take it Tim didn't see.
13:58No.
13:59I don't want him to ever find out.
14:04It was a mistake, Richard.
14:07Yeah, that toy.
14:11Richard!
14:12Where's the door?
14:14Can you not get it?
14:18No.
14:21Hello, Richard.
14:23Have you been crying?
14:25No.
14:26You look like you've been crying, doesn't he, Tim?
14:29Yeah.
14:30Bottom lip's definitely quivering there, mate.
14:32Do you want to come in?
14:33Yeah.
14:33Oh, great.
14:34OK.
14:37Oh.
14:38Emily.
14:39Hi, babe.
14:40What are you doing here?
14:40Well, I just thought I'd give Mum a lift.
14:42Oh.
14:43What are you doing here?
14:43Oh, well, I knew you'd be giving your Mum a lift.
14:46Because you're so bloody nice.
14:48So I thought I'd meet you here.
14:51Yeah.
14:53And I'm here because I live here.
14:57Hello, Beth.
14:59What did he say?
15:01He said, hello, Beth.
15:02Oh.
15:03Hello, Ken.
15:08What did he say, Richard?
15:09Dad, can you just come through?
15:11No, no, I'm fine here.
15:14Do you want us to come through, Ken?
15:22What did she say, Richard?
15:24Shall we just go through?
15:25Yeah.
15:26Yeah.
15:26Why don't you bring them through here, Richard?
15:35Sorry about my appearance.
15:37I was going to get changed.
15:38I seem to have lost track of time.
15:40Oh, I think you look nice.
15:42I like an elasticated waistband on a man, don't I, Tim?
15:47She does, yes.
15:49Hey, Richard, why don't you pop through and get some drinks for people?
15:54Maybe check in the chilli while you're at it.
15:57Why can't you?
15:59Remember, just do that, please.
16:08You couldn't pass me my book, could you?
16:12Yes, I could pass you.
16:14I'm happy to...
16:21Oh, you couldn't pass me a tissue as well, could you?
16:26Oh, tissue as well, yes.
16:28Aye, I can do that.
16:33I knew it.
16:34You went up the ladder, didn't you?
16:35Yes.
16:36And you fell off.
16:37Yes.
16:37Oh, Ken, are you all right?
16:38No, no, no, no, don't feel sorry for him.
16:40I told him this would happen, didn't I?
16:42Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
16:43What, and then you thought, oh, I'll just keep it a secret for the whole evening.
16:46And to top off, you make Emily cover for you.
16:49Well, I'm keeping that many secrets at the moment.
16:51It just seemed a natural thing to do.
16:54Um, I think me and Tim should probably get out of your hair.
16:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:57Don't go on his account.
16:58Honestly, it's that living with a bloody babysitter.
17:00Maybe that's because you make me act like a babysitter.
17:03Uh, guys, would it help if we ran through some conflict resolution techniques?
17:07Lift the mood.
17:08Probably not.
17:09No.
17:09I mean, what if you'd actually hurt yourself?
17:11And for what?
17:12Just to make a point?
17:13Everything's a bloody lecture with you.
17:14Uh, fellas...
17:16No, hold on.
17:17All I want is for you to take care of yourself,
17:19but instead you just insist on pretending you're a 25-year-old instead of a 75-year-old.
17:23Seriously, guys...
17:24Well, hold on, Tim.
17:25Uh, no, it's just that...
17:25I really need to say this.
17:26Sorry, guys, I don't want to stifle your truth.
17:28It's just that the kitchen...
17:29No, you are.
17:30You are an agent of chaos.
17:32I refute that.
17:37You see?
17:38Exactly my point.
17:48Well, the good news is the rice is still fine.
17:56That's most of it away.
17:58I'm sure you're with this bed.
17:59Oh, not to worry.
18:00I wasn't that hungry anyway.
18:03We could do something else.
18:07Have you got any board games?
18:09I do.
18:11Where is that pub quiz one, Richard?
18:13No, it's out of date.
18:14We're not going to eat it.
18:15No, it's in it.
18:16It's outdated.
18:17I mean, one of the questions was,
18:18name the three sugar babes.
18:22Is that wrong?
18:23Oh, yeah, it's wrong,
18:24because there's six sugar babes in total
18:25after all the line-up changes,
18:27you know, with Heidi, Amal and Jade
18:28coming in afterwards,
18:31whereas the question only relates
18:32to the original three,
18:33you know, Mucci, Akecia and Siobhan.
18:37It's right, I don't know why I know
18:39so much about the sugar babes.
18:42I know a game we can play.
18:44Wee.
18:45Wee.
18:47So, I'm a woman?
18:49Yes.
18:50I'm Scottish?
18:51That's right.
18:52But I'm not an actor, musician,
18:55novelist,
18:55or athlete of any kind?
18:58No.
19:00Oh, I'll give up.
19:02No, you can't give up.
19:03Come on, you're almost there.
19:04And what way am I almost there?
19:06You've just got to keep asking.
19:08Well, look, I...
19:09Am I a war correspondent?
19:11No, you're not.
19:13But in time, you could be.
19:15What?
19:18Who the hell is Celeste Frick?
19:21Who the hell is Celeste Frick?
19:23She is a reporter
19:24on the Forrest Gazette.
19:28Easier than yours, to be fair.
19:30Right, OK, my turn.
19:32Am I a fan of this person?
19:34Yes.
19:35Stephen Bartlett?
19:35No.
19:36Gary Neville?
19:36No, wait.
19:37Jake Humphrey?
19:38No, no, no, you need to ask
19:39more general questions.
19:40Gordon Ramsay.
19:41And the game's over.
19:42Oh, no, you haven't done me yet.
19:45Am I still active?
20:05That's sticky.
20:12489.
20:13Yes!
20:15Yes!
20:16Oh, my God!
20:17Wow, what a guess!
20:18Surprise!
20:19Yes!
20:2020 people!
20:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:26Oh, yes!
20:28Yes, yes, yes, yes!
20:29Yay!
20:31You did.
20:32You did.
20:33Right, you guys.
20:36The Earth's atmosphere is primarily composed of what?
20:42Two gases.
20:43Hart you turn.
20:44High farts.
20:45I think that's it.
20:47You're along the right lines.
20:49Yes.
20:50Farts and hydrogen.
20:52Yes!
20:55Yes!
21:10Mind if I join you?
21:12I'm surprised you made it down the stairs.
21:13Yeah, well, the pains, these are the top.
21:16Oh, the whiskey kicking in.
21:18That and the dihydrocodine.
21:21Should you be taking that without a prescription?
21:23Oh, do shut up.
21:25Oh!
21:29Trouble is, I am 25 up here.
21:33I mean, I can get my head round not being able to drive, well, almost.
21:39But being told you can't do a wee bit of painting, really.
21:46That's why I keep the bad ladders.
21:50I know exactly what they're going through.
21:57Emily's moving to New Zealand with Tim.
22:05That won't last forever.
22:12Nothing worthwhile ever comes easy, son.
22:19I can't believe I'm going to quote Tim.
22:23But he once said,
22:25all we have is the future.
22:28And he's right.
22:32Everything else just goes by in a flash.
22:35I shouldn't have waited so long.
22:37I should have just done what my heart was telling me to do from the start.
22:45Whoa.
22:47No, no, no, nothing.
22:48Nothing at all.
22:50They've sent me out to tell you that charades are starting.
22:53They're very excited about it.
22:58Oh, that's me seized up again.
23:00That's your fault for making me sit on this wall.
23:03My fault?
23:03Are you winding me up?
23:05You'll need to help me up.
23:06Go ahead.
23:10Tell them there'll be an hour.
23:12Don't be so bloody cheeky.
23:17Oh, it's a book.
23:18A book!
23:19I got it.
23:20Yeah, you're supposed to guess the name of the book, Mum.
23:22Oh, yes, of course.
23:24Moby Dick.
23:25Right, I need to mime it first.
23:27Is it How to Cope with Anxiety by Martine Coaston?
23:30How would I mime that?
23:32I don't know, but it's a really good book.
23:35Okay.
23:36Film.
23:37Film.
23:38Two words.
23:40First words.
23:40First words.
23:42High fidelity.
23:44Piss off!
23:45How do you just keep getting each other's, like...
23:47It's like you shared the same brain or something.
23:51Er, okay.
23:53Can I have a good one?
23:54No, but I just...
23:55On you go.
24:02Er, er, phrase, phrase.
24:04Phrase.
24:07Five words, five words, first word.
24:09First word.
24:09First word.
24:11First word.
24:11Points.
24:12You.
24:13Circle.
24:13Drawing.
24:14Woman.
24:15Hey, listen.
24:16Lady.
24:16De-biff.
24:17Give.
24:17Carry.
24:18Give.
24:18Biff.
24:19Yeah.
24:20It's me.
24:21It's been.
24:22Second word.
24:24Sound alike.
24:25Sounds like.
24:25Writing.
24:26Er, tablet.
24:27Pig.
24:27That's funny.
24:28Bloca.
24:29Eating.
24:30Snack.
24:30Picnic.
24:31Pill.
24:32Pill.
24:32Sounds like pill.
24:33Pill.
24:34Pill.
24:34Dill.
24:34Will.
24:35You.
24:35Nill.
24:36Will.
24:36Will.
24:37It's will.
24:39Third word.
24:41You.
24:42Me.
24:42What?
24:43You.
24:43You.
24:44Me.
24:44You.
24:44Me again.
24:45Mum.
24:46You.
24:47Will you.
24:48Beth.
24:49Will.
24:49You.
24:50Dad.
24:51Shut up, Richard.
24:52Fourth word.
24:53Oh, I'm having a...
24:54So much fun.
24:55Sounds like carry.
24:56Baby.
24:57Baby.
24:58Oh, yeah, carrying the baby.
25:00Sounds like carry.
25:02Come on, Larry.
25:03Barry.
25:05Marry.
25:05Marry.
25:10Fifth word.
25:12Me.
25:16Oh, Ken, I'd love to.
25:18Mum, maybe take a minute.
25:21Yeah, also, can I just point out that my dad's on very strong peenkilers right now.
25:26It's okay.
25:27Okay.
25:27I know what I'm doing.
25:35You'd better kiss the bride.
25:38And I'll make sure it's a better one than Richard gave Emily.
25:43What?
25:44What?
25:45Richard kissed Emily?
25:48Yes.
25:50But we're not supposed to mention it.
26:02Oh.
26:04I see.
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