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00:22Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.
00:31Thank you, thank you, please sit.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy, you are happy.
00:46Today, every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:48You both know.
01:18You are happy, you are happy, you are happy.
01:21Guys, today I have made a bread and bread and bread.
01:27My husband's mouth is open and open.
01:30And he puts it on the bread and put it on the bread.
01:33Then the head is saying,
01:34I like the bread and bread.
01:36I like the bread and bread.
01:38That day, I like the bread and bread.
01:40I like the bread and bread.
01:45I like the bread and bread.
01:47I like the bread.
01:47The first time, you put a moisturizer.
01:49Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
01:54and finally you have black island with magenta and you have no makeup look
01:59no makeup look
02:05before 28 things in the mouth
02:07you can see like this
02:13small town's babies
02:15they are also on youtube
02:18hi guys, guys, guys, you all have like this
02:22Hi guys!
02:24Okay, you comment on the video that you feel bad.
02:26Guys, I will tell you about the backless blouse.
02:36Look, there are only one person who has a blouse.
02:39They are wearing a normal face, and they are wearing a normal face.
02:42They are wearing a face.
02:53They are wearing a different channel of knowledge.
02:56They are playing a little piano.
02:59They are wearing a little piano.
03:00They are wearing a lot of expression.
03:02Let's mix this expression.
03:04They will open the eyes and open the eyes.
03:07They say,
03:08the problem is a peace, friends.
03:12The life is always living.
03:14This life is 4 days.
03:16They say,
03:18my mother is coming from 25 days.
03:20She is wearing a car.
03:24Now, some people make a video of traveling.
03:27Put your bag down and get out of your bag.
03:30The beautiful world is waiting for you.
03:32There are some comments below.
03:33Who will get out of the money?
03:35Who will give you the money?
03:38But this is true.
03:40Those talented people,
03:42who are the original people,
03:43who are the original people,
03:44who are the original people,
03:45who are the original people,
03:46who are the original people,
03:49who have the original people,
03:51who are the original people.
03:51we are the original people.
03:52Please welcome
03:53Mr. Samirana
03:54and
03:55Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:15Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
04:24Welcome! Welcome!
04:29What a story! What a story!
04:32How do you love your people?
04:34We are just happy that we are out of jail.
04:35We are out of jail.
04:39You know all of them.
04:41In the last year, we have been searching for the celebrities.
04:48People were searching for the internet.
04:50The police didn't search for different people.
04:54What did you feel last year? How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59In this whole studio, there were two people who went to Supreme Court.
05:02We are literally walking through India.
05:03We are also going to kill dois- We are out of jail
05:08So, I can't wait to wear a face.
05:15I'm sorry in this way.
05:15That's why I was reading you.
05:17You have to leave.
05:18Come on, come on.
05:19With respect for problematism
05:20With respect for problematism
05:25With respect for problematism
05:26With respect for problematism
05:27With respect for problematism
05:27with respect for problematism
05:28and we will go back to the house again.
05:32We are not the ones who leave the house from one place.
05:35We will go back to the house first.
05:43And, sir, if he has killed one other joke today,
05:47we will all be able to do this.
05:49No, no, no.
05:53I feel like I have lost my house.
05:55Today, we will take some coaching with each other.
05:58How do we bounce back?
05:59Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together,
06:01there was a case of police.
06:03So, today, we will be together again.
06:06We will take coffee,
06:07or we will take anti-spitry bail before.
06:13You were watching later and then?
06:15I had a lot of episodes.
06:16I had a phone too.
06:17I told him to call him.
06:19I said, why the case didn't happen?
06:22I told him,
06:23when my show closed,
06:25one day before,
06:26I had a call to call me
06:27that something is bad with you.
06:29Is it true?
06:31Is it true or not?
06:32I said, look,
06:33look, look,
06:33you're looking for a little bit.
06:36So, I told you,
06:37I don't have to tell you,
06:37I don't have to say anything.
06:41You say anything,
06:42but when you're famous,
06:44you can't even say anything.
06:45What?
06:45What?
06:49I just want to tell both brothers
06:51that you don't have married.
06:54The people who work in our show
06:55are all two kids.
06:57So, we will do something a little.
06:59I did something a little.
07:00I did something a little.
07:01No, no, no.
07:03No, no, no.
07:04No, no, no.
07:05No, no, no.
07:06No, no, no.
07:07No, no, no.
07:09No, no, no.
07:09No, no, no.
07:10No, no.
07:10No, no.
07:11No, no.
07:12No, no.
07:13That's a great deal.
07:14It these these controversies
07:15are all coming to you.
07:16These are all coming to you.
07:18I'm sure you will have lots of things learned.
07:20Guys, let's see.
07:26When the show has closed.
07:28Who had to phone first?
07:29What are your stories?
07:31I had to call a lawyer on the phone.
07:35His phone keep waiting.
07:37So, where did you cover,
07:37your phone and keep closed?
07:39My brothers came out of an audience.
07:41They're all in his house.
07:44He's here for life, please.
08:12or the book from the first time,
08:13I mean, you've got to call it.
08:15Just keep it in advance.
08:16The phone is very high, sir.
08:18But today, to do comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26Sir, I mean, how do you do it?
08:28I don't know.
08:28I mean, at that time, genuinely,
08:30the first call came to Kapil sir.
08:32Now I don't know what it was,
08:33what it was, what it was.
08:35He said,
08:36whatever your good time is going,
08:38your bad time is going.
08:44We were waiting for the second.
08:46Something will happen, something will happen.
08:47But, sir,
08:50at that time, Kapil sir,
08:51also stopped tweeting.
08:56Who did you do it?
08:58The last two weeks,
09:00Udith Narayan had stopped taking puppies.
09:07Kapil,
09:08you came in 2004 or 2005,
09:102007.
09:112007.
09:112007.
09:12Just as you thought,
09:132007,
09:14this girl was like.
09:15Oh, man.
09:17I didn't know.
09:18It's a great thing.
09:19It's a great thing.
09:20Sumit,
09:21it's a compliment for you.
09:26It's really great.
09:28It's a great thing.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh.
09:29I would like to say that
09:31his heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34If you don't,
09:35close the show,
09:36then leave your life.
09:38Leave it.
09:39Leave it.
09:39So,
09:39your heart will be clean.
09:42It's a great thing.
09:43In the last one year,
09:44our friends are much higher.
09:46I feel.
09:46It's like this.
09:47It's true.
09:48It's true.
09:49It's true.
10:01It's true.
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29I would like to talk to you.
10:31Yes, sir.
10:32First of all,
10:32sorry about your venue.
10:34How many times?
10:35How many times?
10:35Three times.
10:36People have come here,
10:37they've taken off the jokes,
10:39but they don't have to talk.
10:40You've all been here.
10:42Honestly,
10:42you have been great inspiration
10:43for all of us.
10:45You've all been here.
10:46You've all been here.
10:46We've all been here.
10:46Thank you, sir.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:52Genuinely,
10:52a very, very big moment for me.
10:54In fact,
10:55I'm watching you from childhood.
10:57Like,
10:57across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream
10:59that I'm on the TV one day.
11:01I never thought
11:02that you will come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Archana Ma'am
11:14and Sidhu Paji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16God,
11:18if you close one door,
11:20you open ten doors.
11:21You're the ones who are watching.
11:22I love you.
11:24He took me down to爬ements.
11:28He took me down to hell.
11:34Yeah!
12:01Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show Shukriya, Shukriya, please sit here.
12:17Who said I love you?
12:18I love you, I love you.
12:23Shukriya, today every person has a YouTube channel.
12:26Do you know both of them?
12:30If you bring someone to a Netflix platform,
12:33where people are watching,
12:35then the person will make their YouTube channel.
12:37I will talk to myself.
12:40If you have 4 people,
12:43then your mother is different,
12:45your father is different,
12:46it's a different YouTube channel.
12:47I will talk to you.
12:49I mean,
12:51you can see,
12:53every person has made a video.
12:56You have so many channels,
12:58you have to know how they are in the kitchen.
13:00Guys,
13:00I have made a video.
13:01Today, I have made a video.
13:05After,
13:06her husband's head is open.
13:08She has made a video.
13:10She has made a video.
13:11She has made a video.
13:30You have made a video.
13:30you have made a video.
13:32Then,
13:32then,
13:34you have made a
13:35Skyler in case magenta mascara
13:36and your no makeup look
13:37No makeup look
13:43this is the first 28
13:44things in the mouth
13:46they are
13:472 inches
13:47and they are
13:48like this
13:48and they are
13:49like this
13:51small town
13:52and the children
13:53of the babies
13:54they also
13:55are looking at
13:55YouTube
13:56Hi guys
13:58Guys
13:58have everyone
13:58like the
13:59family
14:00Hi guys
14:01you
14:02comment on
14:02that you are
14:04bad
14:10Guys, guys, guys, I'll tell you about backless blouse.
14:14Look, there's only one person who has a blouse.
14:17They don't use normal clothes.
14:19They don't use normal clothes.
14:23They told their daughter,
14:24they put a tattoo on their feet.
14:28They put a tattoo on their feet.
14:33They have different channels.
14:34They're all playing around.
14:36They're all playing around.
14:37They're all playing around.
14:39They're all playing around.
14:41They're all playing around.
14:42They say,
14:46the problem is a good thing.
14:49The life is all living.
14:51What is life?
14:53What is life?
14:55They say,
14:55I don't know what to do.
14:57I don't know what to do.
14:58I don't know what to do.
15:02Some people make a video of traveling.
15:05They're all playing their bags.
15:08They're all waiting for you.
15:10Someone's watching you.
15:11Someone's commenting down.
15:12Who will you give money to steal your brother?
15:16But this is the truth.
15:18Those talented people,
15:20who are their own business,
15:21their original content,
15:22and their own channel.
15:23They've become a superstar.
15:24They've become a superstar.
15:26They've become a superstar today.
15:27They've become a star on their channel.
15:28They've come to their channel.
15:29They've come to their channel.
15:30Please welcome,
15:31Mr. Samir Ahna,
15:32and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
15:51Welcome.
15:54Welcome.
15:58Welcome.
16:05foreign
16:06foreign
16:08foreign
16:09foreign
16:29The police didn't even search for the people of the people who went to the Supreme Court.
16:33What did you feel like last year? How did it go?
16:35It was a strange year.
16:37It was two people in this studio who went to the Supreme Court.
16:41They were Hum and Siddupaji.
16:50That's why I wrote a share for you.
16:53Come on, come on.
16:56Come on.
17:10The police are out.
17:11We took a car to the Supreme Court.
17:16The police are out.
17:22The police have heard who are out.
17:24The police is out.
17:31I was like, I'm going to get home.
17:33Today, I'll take a little coaching with you.
17:37Last time Ranveer and Samir were together,
17:39there was a case of police.
17:41So, today, you're together.
17:44We'll take coffee, or we'll take anti-spitry bail.
17:51Did you see it later on?
17:53I saw many episodes.
17:54I had a phone too.
17:55I had a phone call.
17:57I said, why didn't I have a case?
17:59And when my show closed,
18:03one day ago, I called a call
18:05that something bad is going to happen.
18:08Is it true or not?
18:10I said, look, you've got a look.
18:12You've got to go a little bit.
18:14So, I'm telling you my experience.
18:15I don't want to say anything.
18:20But when you're famous,
18:22you can't say anything.
18:23I don't understand.
18:28I only want to tell my兄弟 brothers
18:29that you haven't married.
18:32The people who work on our show
18:34are the two kids.
18:35So, today, we'll do something through.
18:37I came to do something through the door.
18:38I know
18:44I family friendly
18:47I'm sure
19:08I was going to call my lawyer a phone.
19:10Okay.
19:13And his phone was not supposed to be.
19:14Okay.
19:15So where are you going to call me?
19:17My brother came in an audience,
19:19and I went to his house.
19:22He's here for that reason.
19:23So, the people who have been given to the police
19:24is so much of the police.
19:29I didn't have an idea.
19:31Direct one day, a week,
19:32and they came,
19:33so I said come.
19:34Then I knew that everything was happening.
19:36So, when you saw this clip,
19:38then you said come, come, come.
19:42I was going to leave my house.
19:46After this controversy,
19:48do you have a phone to do more shows?
19:49Do you have a live show?
19:50Or do you have a book before?
19:52Do you have an advance?
19:54My phone is very nice,
19:56but today, comedy is very difficult.
19:58Do you know?
20:00Do you know?
20:04Sir, I mean, how do you do it?
20:06I don't know.
20:07I mean,
20:07I mean,
20:07I mean,
20:08I mean,
20:10I mean,
20:10only isn't that it's sold.
20:13It's a really good time.
20:16It's still a long time,
20:25but I've got a lot of people asking you.
20:35And I know that
20:36what happened next time?
20:36I mean,
20:37do you know,
20:37I just don't know.
20:38I just don't know.
20:48Oh
20:50In 2007.
20:51As I thought in 2007, this guy is like that.
20:54Oh!
20:55Lovely.
20:55It's fun.
20:57It's fun.
20:57It's fun.
20:58It's been a compliment for you.
21:05Really?
21:05It's great.
21:06It's like a breath of fresh air.
21:08First, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
21:10That's what people should know.
21:12No, don't you close the show.
21:14Then leave your life.
21:17Your heart will be clean.
21:20In the last year, my friends are very hard.
21:24I feel like that.
21:25That's how it feels.
21:26It's true.
21:27It's true.
21:28It's true.
21:30It's true.
21:31What a joke, son.
21:33It's true.
21:33It's true.
21:33It's true.
21:33It's true.
21:37When there's a person,
21:38it's a little blood pressure.
21:40It's a charge.
21:41When you're ready for your comedy set,
21:44you'll hear your friends and your attorney.
21:47I'm with a lawyer.
21:48I'm with a lawyer.
21:50I'm with a lawyer.
21:54I'm with a lawyer.
22:04I'm with a lawyer.
22:06You're right.
22:07Sir Raj, I would like to talk to you.
22:09Yes, sir.
22:10First of all, sorry about your venue.
22:12How many times, Guru?
22:13How many times?
22:14Sir, three times.
22:14People have come to the joke and have been offended,
22:17but now they don't have to talk.
22:19You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
22:23You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
22:25Thank you, sir.
22:26Thank you, thank you, brother.
22:30Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
22:33Honestly, I have been watching you from childhood.
22:35Like, across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream,
22:37that I am on TV one day.
22:39I never thought that you will come to OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much,
22:51Archana Ma'am and Siddhu Paji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
22:54God, if you close one door,
22:58you open ten doors.
22:59You are the ones who are watching.
23:00I love you guys.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:20I love you guys.
23:28You are absolutely brilliant.
23:30In childhood, I was watching you,
23:32you and Shaker, sir.
23:34You and Shaker, you and the comedy circus.
23:35I would follow every episode.
23:37I didn't know what to say.
23:39What should I say?
23:47Come and sit and talk. Come, come, please.
23:55You're good, man.
24:12Come and sit and talk.
24:17Someone has to kill me.
24:20Their batting is wrong.
24:24But when we went to the police station,
24:27there were a lot of fans of Siddhupaji.
24:30They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
24:33They said, leave, leave.
24:39Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:47What are you doing?
24:50When I started,
24:52I had to make a fitness channel.
24:55I thought it was a cool name.
24:57Like in wrestling, people's names.
24:59Triple H, Stone Cold.
25:01I thought it was cool.
25:03But over time,
25:05I didn't drink beer.
25:08The bicep is a little bit.
25:10But the name is a little popular.
25:13So we've kept it.
25:14Do you have to take a liquor license?
25:17No, no, no.
25:19When you've seen stand-up,
25:21these are big jokes on your grandma's.
25:25My grandma has never said,
25:26that you don't have to say,
25:28why are you losing my family?
25:30Do you have to take a joke?
25:31Look, sir,
25:32if I'm a kid,
25:34then I write a joke in my grandma's memory.
25:36If I'm a singer,
25:38then I write a song in my grandma's memory.
25:39If I'm a comedian,
25:40then I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
25:42Very good.
25:43Well said, well said.
25:45And I've learned some awareness.
25:47Like, my grandma, my grandma, my grandma,
25:50and I was alone.
25:52And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
25:55Okay?
25:56Do you remember the number of ambulance?
25:59Do you remember the number of ambulance?
26:011-0-0 is the only call.
26:03That's the police.
26:05I didn't remember.
26:06I called 102.
26:08Who came?
26:09Fire truck.
26:09Fire truck.
26:10He said,
26:11Where did the fire look?
26:12I said,
26:13fire will be in the morning.
26:15Oh!
26:24Did any parents come and say,
26:26I've seen my child's video?
26:28Yes.
26:29His parents told me,
26:29what?
26:36My parents really liked the marriage show.
26:40There's also a story.
26:41It's a genuine story.
26:42Okay.
26:43My dadajee was a lot of watching.
26:45He was bedridden in his final phase.
26:47But,
26:48he was watching a couple show a lot.
26:49So,
26:50wherever he is,
26:51he's very happy today.
26:53Big, big day.
27:16Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
27:25Shukriya, Shukriya.
27:26Please sit here.
27:27Shukriya.
27:32Love you.
27:33Who said love you.
27:35Way to be happy.
27:38Shiitu,
27:39today's the dog.
27:40Every dog has been a YouTube channel.
27:42You both know.
27:45You both know.
27:46You have someone like Netflix.
27:48Most people are watching.
27:51I have made my own YouTube channel, so I am talking about myself.
27:56If you live in one house, then my mother is different, my father is different, my children are different.
28:02This time, I am talking about you.
28:07I mean, you see, every person has made a video.
28:11You have so many channels.
28:14Guys, today I have made a lot of bread and bread.
28:18I have made a lot of bread and bread.
28:20After that, my husband's mouth is open.
28:23And he has made a lot of bread and put it on YouTube.
28:26After that, my husband comes back and says,
28:28I have made a lot of bread and bread.
28:30That's why I have made a lot of bread and bread.
28:37Guys, today I am giving my makeup tips.
28:39I am so crazy.
28:41Guys, you put a moisturizer.
28:43Put a foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
28:48And finally, you have black eyeliner and magenta mascara.
28:52And you have no makeup looks like you are.
28:57No makeup looks like you are.
28:58No makeup looks like you are.
28:59First of all, the 28 things on the face of the face.
29:02It's a small, 2,2 inches.
29:03It looks like you are.
29:04It looks like you are.
29:09It looks like you are.
29:12Hi, guys.
29:13Guys, guys, you have to put it on the face of the house.
29:16Hi, guys.
29:17You have to comment on the video,
29:19that you are very bad.
29:20Guys, you have to put it on the face of the face of the face.
29:26Guys, today I will tell you about the backless blouse.
29:28Because of the face of the face of the face,
29:31I will tell you about the face of the face.
29:38I will tell you that it remains a couple of people.
29:46Yes.
29:47Unlike the face of the face,
29:51I will tell you about the face.
29:53It is a beautiful appearance on someone.
29:56You are looking at her.
29:56And you have to make her face.
29:57Yes, I will tell her.
29:58We'll close the eyes and open the eyes.
30:00We'll say,
30:02the problem is the peace of mind.
30:05The life is everything.
30:07This is what life is 4 days.
30:10We'll say,
30:10Mom, you're taking 25 days from now.
30:14And you're taking 4 days.
30:18Now, some people make a video of traveling.
30:21Put your bag and throw your bag.
30:23This is a beautiful world.
30:45Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
31:06Welcome.
31:09Welcome.
31:11Welcome.
31:14Welcome.
31:15Welcome.
31:16Welcome.
31:18Welcome.
31:47Welcome.
32:08Welcome.
32:38Welcome.
32:52Welcome.
33:13Welcome.
33:15Welcome.
33:15Welcome.
33:23Welcome.
33:50Welcome.
34:00Welcome.
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