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Oops My Junkyard Husband Is A Billionaire
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00:00Get my jet ready now.
00:02I want the best surgeons in the country.
00:04I want Jess's hands to be perfect like nothing ever happened.
00:07Yes, sir.
00:08Yes, sir.
00:14He even rented a private jet?
00:19She's protected like she's royalty while I'm stuck with a coward.
00:23This is humiliating.
00:26Ruby, hold still.
00:27I saw her. It's pretty bad.
00:28Oh, yeah.
00:30Why does he look exactly like our chairman?
00:35Some men rent jets to back their wife.
00:38You can't even open your mouth when I'm being attacked.
00:42Coward.
00:44You're not even a man.
00:46Shut your mouth.
00:48If you touch me again, you'll regret it.
00:50Divorce. I'm done with you.
00:52Fine. Let's do it.
00:58Paul Wilton.
01:01Sir, are you saying the chairman himself promoted me to a regional director?
01:11Sir, I don't understand. Why promote the guy who hurt Miss Jess?
01:26Because the higher that they climb, the farther they fall.
01:30And anyone who touches my wife pays the price.
01:34Always.
01:43To regional director?
01:47Regional director!
01:49You hear that?
01:51I got a promotion.
01:52Babe, seriously?
01:53Like you're going to be making millions?
01:55Ten times as much as you make now.
01:57Roger family is going to be set for life.
01:59I knew it.
02:00You were destined for greatness.
02:02Ruby's got excellent taste.
02:07Oh, now you want to be friends.
02:09Weren't you just screaming about divorce?
02:12No, no. Come on.
02:13Let's go sign the papers.
02:14No, no, no, wait.
02:15She was upset.
02:17She didn't mean it.
02:18Divorce?
02:18Never!
02:19Paul, you're the most amazing man I've ever met.
02:21I mean that.
02:22Well, since we're celebrating, dinner's on me.
02:27We're going to Lunaire.
02:29The finest restaurant in the world.
02:31Oh my gosh.
02:31Isn't Lunaire like the most expensive restaurant in the city?
02:35With his new position?
02:36It's just pocket change.
02:38Let's go celebrate.
02:41Oh, doctor.
02:42I can finish that.
02:49Who were you talking to earlier?
02:52Nobody important.
02:55Are you hungry? Have you eaten yet?
03:00I'm really not that hungry.
03:08Pilots?
03:09We'll change course.
03:10We're going to Lunaire.
03:11Lunaire?
03:12No, no, no. That's way too expensive.
03:14I don't need something so elaborate.
03:15It's okay.
03:30I'm so sorry.
03:31I am so sorry.
03:32I really didn't mean to.
03:34Why are you so nervous?
03:36I'm not nervous.
03:39I just...
03:43I mean, Lunaire is so expensive.
03:46Thousands of dollars to pay.
03:47We don't have to waste that kind of money.
03:49And who says that we'll be spending a dime?
03:52What do you mean?
03:54Welcome, Mr. Chairman.
03:57Wait.
03:57Wait.
03:58Wait.
03:58We're not paying because you own this place?
04:02We own this place.
04:05Oh, my God.
04:07I never dreamt I set foot in a place like this.
04:11Paul, you make me feel like royalty.
04:14Our Paul really made it.
04:15I heard only the top of the top dying here.
04:18Mom, Dad, relax.
04:20Paul's about to be regional director soon.
04:23This will be our regular spot.
04:26Lunaire belongs to CL Group.
04:29Once I'm officially promoted, eating here will be just like eating at home.
04:34Unlike Jess's junkyard husband, who probably maxed out every credit card he owns just to rent that private jet for
04:41the day.
04:41Oh, she probably begged him to do it.
04:44So desperate to look successful.
04:46Honestly, if I ever see her again, I'll...
04:52No way.
04:54Is that...?
04:59Well, well.
05:00Look who decided to show up.
05:02How'd you two even get past the door?
05:04Funny.
05:05I was about to ask you the same thing.
05:07You obviously found out we were coming and followed us here.
05:11Trying to worm your way back into the family?
05:14Pathetic.
05:15We were here first.
05:16How exactly would that work?
05:18Please.
05:19Lunara's members only.
05:21I'm surprised you two junkyard rats walked in by yourselves.
05:25Hey, why don't you just leave?
05:27Your poverty is contagious.
05:29And we're trying to enjoy ourselves.
05:31Apparently, you all haven't learned your lessons since the last time.
05:35So I'm gonna need you to move.
05:36You're in our way.
05:37How dare you?
05:39Actually, never mind.
05:41Paul is about to be CL Group's regional director.
05:45You're not even in our league anymore.
05:47Face it.
05:48Only people like me belong here.
05:50Why don't you two run along before security throws you out?
05:55Excuse me.
05:56CL's executive has arrived.
05:58Is the VIP suite ready?
06:00Sir, your exclusive VIP card.
06:03Your private suite is ready and waiting.
06:05You see that?
06:06This is what real class looks like.
06:18Sir, if you and your lady would please follow me.
06:34What the hell?
06:35Why are they getting VIP treatment?
06:37I am about to be regional director.
06:40Sir, please calm down.
06:43They are...
06:47They are, uh, regulars here.
06:50Regulars?
06:52They pick through trash for a living.
06:58Forget it, babe.
06:59Jess probably worked here as a waitress or something.
07:02Let's just go in already.
07:08Whatever.
07:09Lucky for them.
07:11Let's go.
07:32Is this a drink?
07:34Obviously.
07:35Fine dining is all about presentation.
07:38Lemon water as a palate cleanser.
07:40Now.
07:41That is sophistication.
08:05This is for washing your hands?!
08:24Haven't you ever been to a fine restaurant?
08:28How dare you?
08:29This service is completely unacceptable.
08:32Bring me your finest bottle of wine.
08:34Now, or I am reporting every single one of you.
08:39Take this century-old Roman A. Conte to the chairman.
08:43Sir.
08:48Finally, someone with some sense.
08:54I will give you one more chance to...
09:02Sir, our manager personally selected this Romani Conte for you.
09:06We hope you enjoy it.
09:07That'll be perfect.
09:13It's a Roman A. Conte.
09:14It's a century-old vintage.
09:16It's perfect before you go to sleep and it makes you heal faster.
09:25It's amazing.
09:26I mean, I've never had anything like it.
09:29Why didn't they get the fancy wine and we have nothing?!
09:32Did they even train you?!
09:34You've insulted us twice now and you're serving garbage collectors!
09:40Sir, I sincerely apologize, but that wine is nothing special.
09:45For you, I've got something much better.
09:48A 200-year-old vintage.
09:53Sir, we don't have 200-year-old bottles of wine.
09:57Those idiots just drank hand soap.
09:59Do you think they'll know the difference?
10:01Tell her some toilet water.
10:02Put it in a fancy bottle.
10:04We'll never know.
10:06Yes, sir.
10:06Good man.
10:19Mmm.
10:21Look at the legs on that glass.
10:25And that dark burgundy color.
10:27That's how you know it's 200-year-old wine.
10:30Mmm.
10:31Thank God we got you, sweetheart.
10:33If we only had Jess,
10:35you'd still be scraping by not drinking fine wine like this.
10:40I'm nothing like that, broke loser.
10:43Stick with me.
10:44And this is just the beginning.
10:50Wait.
11:01Jess.
11:02You're holding that wine glass all wrong.
11:05You've clearly never had wine like this.
11:08Let me educate you.
11:09First, you appreciate the aroma.
11:14First, you appreciate the aroma.
11:25Then you savor it.
11:34I've never quite had wine like this.
11:37It tastes like water and...
11:40Maybe something worse.
11:41Like a hint of urine?
11:42That's because you don't understand aged wine.
11:47As the wine ages, the less alcohol remains.
11:50When it tastes like water, that's how you know it's authentic.
12:08Notes of animal.
12:11Almost wild.
12:13Straight from the vineyard.
12:15That's how you know it's real.
12:23Sir, you clearly have a refined palate.
12:27Most people wouldn't recognize such subtle notes.
12:30I'm a man of taste.
12:31I've had a century-old Romani Conti dozens of times.
12:36This is absolutely legitimate.
12:38That's our future regional director.
12:41Such sophistication.
12:43Our son-in-law is so worldly.
12:46Unlike Jess's trash-picking husband,
12:49he probably never even seen expensive wine like this.
12:53Oh, right. I've never had wine like this.
12:56Jess, is it true your husband spent your entire life savings
13:00on that jet rental just to compete with me?
13:04Pathetic.
13:05Do you know how much garbage you're gonna have to pick through
13:08to pay off that?
13:10This isn't a competition, Ruby.
13:13And the fact that you're so willing to show off
13:15shows everything about how insecure that you are.
13:22Enough.
13:23These people aren't even worth our time.
13:28Don't let them get you.
13:30You order anything you'd like on the menu,
13:32the chef is absolutely incredible.
13:37These prices are insane.
13:39We don't have to.
13:42What's wrong?
13:43Too scared to order.
13:44It's nice.
13:45I have a husband who lets me order anything I want.
13:49Right, babe?
13:51All right, we'll have the alpha white truffle.
13:54We'll do the French foie gras with blue lobster.
13:57We'll also go do the Alaskan king crab.
13:59And whatever Antarctic seafood that's coming for today,
14:02we will take that.
14:03And we will finish it off with the Jeff signature mousse.
14:05Thank you so much.
14:06Oh, and also, can you please keep the sauces light?
14:08My wife doesn't like it heavy.
14:12What's wrong?
14:13They've already ordered.
14:15Order something.
14:16Why is everything so damn expensive?
14:19What are you gawking at?
14:20Order!
14:22Fine.
14:23We'll have whatever they're having.
14:38Bon Appetit.
14:43It's delicious.
14:45Good.
14:46I'm glad you like it.
14:51Excuse me, why do they have all their food
14:53and we're sitting here with nothing?
14:57This is completely unacceptable.
15:00You know what?
15:01Cancel it.
15:02All of it.
15:03We are not eating here.
15:04I'm sorry, sir, but unfortunately that won't be possible.
15:12See, all our dishes require payment and advance,
15:15and your total comes to $1 million.
15:18So as soon as you settle your bill,
15:21we'll begin serving immediately.
15:31$1 million?
15:32Oh, please.
15:34You don't think we can afford that?
15:36Our son-in-law is getting a promotion.
15:39This is nothing.
15:40We could go $2 million if you wanted to.
15:42Shut your mouth!
15:44Why are you yelling?
15:46When you get the promotion, it'll be like pocket change.
15:51Oh, yeah?
15:52Why don't you take your money out and pay for the meal then?
15:56All our prices are posted.
15:58If you can pay, you can eat.
16:00But if you can't, stop pretending like you belong here.
16:04Security, get them out!
16:05Why are you kicking us out?
16:07Why are you kicking us out?
16:07When those garbage collectors are sitting there,
16:09why do they get to stay?
16:10People who can't pay their bills don't get to question our VIPs.
16:15VIPs?
16:17Oh, I know what this is.
16:19They bribed you, didn't they?
16:21Well, you should know that when my husband gets his promotion,
16:25he will fire all of you.
16:27Look, I don't care who you think your husband is.
16:31You can't...
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