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00:13No, no, I know how busy you are, so that you could come through like that really means
00:19a lot.
00:20I appreciate you.
00:21Ashley appreciates it, too.
00:25You're the man, David.
00:28What's that?
00:30Free round of golf?
00:31Yeah.
00:32Yeah, any time outside of peak hours.
00:36Oh, Saturday morning?
00:38Yeah, I can make that work.
00:40I got you.
00:41Okay.
00:41Yeah, I gotta go.
00:43What's that?
00:43Yeah, free round of golf means a full foursome.
00:46That's right.
00:46Okay, thanks.
00:48You really need to stop drinking that.
00:51Full of sugar.
00:54Where's Burberry?
00:58What are you talking about?
00:59He's home with you.
01:00No, he was with you.
01:03Burberry?
01:04Burberry!
01:06Burberry!
01:07Burberry!
01:08Burberry!
01:25Burberry!
01:26Burberry!
01:28Burberry!
01:29Burberry!
01:30Burberry!
01:30I've got a monkey!
01:32Burberry, mommy loves you!
01:35Burberry!
01:37Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
02:07Burberry!
02:09Burberry!
02:10Burberry!
02:15Burberry!
02:17Burberry!
02:19Burberry!
02:21Burberry!
02:22Burberry!
02:23Burberry!
02:23Burberry!
02:24I'm going to warm up
02:25with chestnut loaf pate.
02:28Do dogs like that?
02:28No, it's for you, handsome.
02:30Be back in 30.
02:31No, I really should get going.
02:33Don't move a muscle.
02:34And let me know when you get to the Hispanic
02:36walking down the street.
02:39Oh, that's me.
02:43You're Greek.
02:48Beverly!
02:49It's your father!
02:52Barbara!
02:54What's Amber saying?
02:55She just said that a dog was found
02:57at the gas station like an hour ago.
02:59Okay.
02:59All right, do you want to update?
03:00But that's what I'm doing.
03:01Why I'm on my phone is I'm updating my next door post.
03:04Oh, my God!
03:05Childish Gambino just shared my post on his story.
03:08Well, I've got all of Ojai PD and FD on it.
03:12Thank you for doing that.
03:13Yeah, it's just a little tricky juggling.
03:16Okay.
03:18Hello?
03:19Hi, is this Ukraine?
03:20Yeah.
03:21Yeah, I'm afraid I think that you're going to hear
03:23a brown dachshund, 12 years old.
03:25They have them?
03:26Yes.
03:26Yes, that's...
03:28Yes!
03:29Yes!
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30Thank you so much.
03:32Ojai Valley Animal Shelter.
03:33Oh, man.
03:34I love you.
03:35I love you.
03:35I love you.
03:37That's very cool about Gambino.
03:47Hi.
03:48Hi.
03:48Sorry.
03:48Hi.
03:48Hi.
03:49Hi.
03:49We just spoke about our dachshund.
03:50Yes.
03:51Lindsay Crane.
03:51Yes.
03:52Yeah, I saw Gambino's story.
03:53He's so sick.
03:54Yeah.
03:54Yeah, yeah, he's the best.
03:55Is Burberry okay?
03:56Yeah, he's great.
03:57He's just a little scratched up, but I mean, I feel it could have been worse.
04:00Oh, my God.
04:01You guys just sit tight, okay?
04:02I'm going to go grab him, and then we'll fill out some forms.
04:04You'll be on your way, okay?
04:05Oh, my God.
04:05Amazing.
04:06You're the man.
04:06Amazing.
04:07Can I send me an eagle?
04:08Come here.
04:09See?
04:10It's okay, babe.
04:11Everything's going to be okay.
04:12Yeah.
04:12Everything's going to be all right.
04:13I can't believe that happened.
04:15Yeah, me neither.
04:16Me neither.
04:18Yeah, we've got to figure out a system where we keep the doors closed, you know?
04:22Yeah.
04:23I mean, don't worry about that now.
04:26It's not your fault.
04:30All right, all right.
04:31Here he is.
04:33Nice to have a happy ending once in a while.
04:37No.
04:37That's not our dog.
04:39Uh, what?
04:42Are you sure?
04:43Yeah, for sure.
04:44Not our dog.
04:45Can you check?
04:46Do you have another dachshund?
04:46No.
04:47No, this is the only dachshund in a 60-mile radius.
04:50200 if you're talking puber.
04:53All right, thank you.
04:54Let's go.
04:54This isn't a no-kill shelter.
04:57Excuse me?
04:57What does that mean?
04:59What if you tried fostering for a few days?
05:03Just to try it out.
05:04Bro, we're very overcrowded, okay?
05:07And, um, you know, they do say that most dogs won't be found after the first 48 hours.
05:12So in the scenario that you don't find your dog, well, you'll have this guy.
05:17He looks just like him.
05:18And in the other scenario, your dog will have a new best friend.
05:21And either way, in both scenarios, his dog is still alive.
05:41No way, it's not you.
05:49No way, it's not you.
06:10No way, it's not you.
06:13No way, it's not you.
06:14It's not you.
06:25What the fuck is your problem?
06:29You know what?
06:29I'm not going to argue.
06:30I'm just going to present the facts.
06:31I remember I noticed this mug that you left here on the table, and I distinctly remember
06:38staring at a closed door and thinking, don't nag Josh about this.
06:44Yeah, you did.
06:45Where was Burberry when you left?
06:47Like I said before, he was eating his breakfast like he does every morning at 9 a.m.
06:54Well, that's not true, actually.
06:56He doesn't do that every day.
06:57Just the other day, he woke up at 4 a.m. to eat.
07:00Right?
07:00Sorry, what the fuck are you talking about?
07:024 a.m. is the middle of the night.
07:03The middle of the night is midnight.
07:05That's why it's called midnight.
07:06Okay, so you're saying that people stay up to celebrate New Year's Eve in the middle of the night.
07:12What does that have to do with what we're talking about?
07:15You're assuming that this is my fault?
07:18You do this shit all the time.
07:19Oh, my God, you're fucking delusional.
07:21You know, you do this.
07:22You always need someone to blame, so you distort reality to build some absurd narrative.
07:26No, no, no, I'm not distorting anything.
07:27I'm just pointing out a pattern of behavior.
07:28Do you not remember my mother's fucking stroke?
07:31Oh, my God.
07:33I forgot her seizure meds once.
07:35Once is all it takes?
07:35She was fine.
07:36We've been over this.
07:37I just assumed that when you said you were past it, we actually had moved past.
07:40No, I am.
07:41I'm past it.
07:42I'm just saying that I have to clean up after your mess all the time, and it's fucking exhausting.
07:46So when you got back, did you check every room and everything else?
07:49No, obviously I didn't, because Barry's never not sprinted to the door the moment we get home.
07:54So obviously, I assumed he was with you.
07:56Um, not so.
07:58Top Gun Maverick?
08:00Hello?
08:00Do you not remember coming home late to Burberry sound asleep in bed with his monkey?
08:05I even took a picture.
08:06I think I still have it.
08:07First of all, that was bullet train.
08:09Hey, I didn't get to go see Top Gun Maverick at the theater, because you had COVID.
08:12I knew you'd hold this against me.
08:14I got COVID at your stupid fucking mezcal night.
08:17Oh, is it stupid now?
08:19You were so full of shit, you couldn't get enough of mezcal mezcal night.
08:23I remember distinctly because I fell asleep to Aftersun and woke up to you crying.
08:27Okay, so do you also remember us coming home very late in the middle of the night to Burberry
08:32not sprinting to our feet because he was stuck in the laundry closet?
08:36Oh, not so, not so, hello?
08:38That was more like 5 a.m., thank you very much.
08:40And if I remember correctly, he was stuck in there because you kept telling me for three
08:43months that you would buy a doorstop.
08:45And I kept saying, let me just order one on Amazon.
08:48And you freaked out because it would be undermining your vision.
08:50Oh, you fucked up.
08:52You fucked up.
08:53This is good.
08:54This is good.
08:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:55Hold on, hold on.
08:56What?
08:56Ah, April 16, 2022, aged brass traditional four-inch doorstop.
09:03And I actually said, I think I can make this work and ordered it for you, you goddamn fucking
09:08idiot.
09:10This is childish.
09:13You believe whatever you want, Lindsay.
09:15I know that I didn't leave the store with you.
09:17Well, I didn't, so I know you did leave it open.
09:20Josh?
09:21Going to the club, buddy.
09:22I'll be right back.
09:23You're safe.
09:25Is that so hard?
09:27Oh, you're going to throw yourself into work like you did with your mum because you don't
09:30know how to approach their feelings.
09:34This is passion.
09:35Perfect timing.
09:37There you go, my lady.
09:38You look beautiful today.
09:40How are we doing?
09:40Good?
09:40Good, Chris?
09:41All right.
09:42Hey.
09:43Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.
09:44It's been a minute, man.
09:45Another Long Island.
09:46Can I get you another one?
09:47I'm going to get you another one.
09:49Another round for the whole table.
09:50How about that?
09:51On the house.
09:52On the house.
09:53That's how we do it.
09:54Hi.
09:54How are you doing?
09:55Ooh.
09:56Are we loving the scones?
09:58Are we loving them?
09:59Oh, my God.
10:00Good.
10:00Loving the scones.
10:01God, I love that face.
10:03How are you real?
10:05I still can't believe it.
10:06I'm going to be so fucking dirty with you tonight.
10:08Yes.
10:09My man.
10:10Hey.
10:11What?
10:12Billy's got your car out front whenever you're ready.
10:14I went ahead and did a quick detail.
10:16That's why my pants are wet.
10:19How are we doing?
10:19We all done here?
10:20Hey, Josh.
10:20Man, how are you holding up?
10:22Oh, my God.
10:23We heard about Burberry.
10:24We are so, so sorry.
10:26It's fine.
10:27It's sad.
10:28But, you know, shit happens.
10:29It's okay.
10:29Sit down, man.
10:30You've been through a lot.
10:32No, no, I can't.
10:33Sorry.
10:33I've got to go check on the lockers.
10:34They haven't really been tidying them up lately, so I've got to go see a little.
10:37Hey, can we get Josh into groaning?
10:39That's your drink, right?
10:39Seriously, I'm good.
10:40I'm good, guys.
10:41He'll have two Negronis.
10:42It's all about work-life balance, man.
10:46It's so true.
10:46No, I'm fine.
10:47I'm fine.
10:47Work's really good for me.
10:48It's good for me.
10:49Not today.
10:49It's not.
10:50Oh, I know.
10:50Babe, are you okay if I whisk Joshua Wright tonight on the PJ?
10:55I know we've got plans, and I want those plans.
10:57Oh, no.
10:58Please go.
10:58You guys need your boy's time.
11:00I'll be here waiting for you.
11:01I freaking love you.
11:02I freaking love her.
11:03All right, listen.
11:04Listen.
11:04I got the perfect idea.
11:06Wheels up in 40.
11:14Okay.
11:17Okay, fuck it.
11:22Okay, well, I will say, officer, I think it's actually a very good use of police time.
11:26Sorry, excuse me.
11:26And I was actually told that Josh had connected with you, so this was illuminating.
11:31Okay, goodbye.
11:32Hello.
11:33Sorry.
11:33Oh, that's lovely.
11:33Hi.
11:34Lindsay.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:37I got your email blast.
11:38I can't even.
11:39Yeah.
11:40Are you okay?
11:41Uh, no, I'm not.
11:43Do you mind putting up some of these?
11:46Oh, sure.
11:47Of course.
11:49I was thinking, all right, one here, and then, like, a couple back there.
11:52I can do it if it's easier.
11:54No.
11:54No, no, no.
11:54No, you just go do what you gotta do.
11:57I will put these up.
11:58Okay.
11:59Thanks.
12:00Sorry, excuse me, excuse me.
12:30I really should get back to Linz.
12:32How long is this gonna be?
12:33I don't know, and you, it's probably gonna be a while.
12:36I'm so sorry.
12:37Thank you so much for this.
12:38I just feel like I'm feeling bad that I left Lindsay back there, you know?
12:41Yeah, let's go back, then.
12:43I'll walk you through the plane.
12:44I swear, man, if you're bringing me to the Rhino again, I'm gonna walk straight out.
12:48You think I'd be talking to you if we were at the Rhino?
12:53Oh, shit, we're in your chalet.
12:55Yep.
12:56This does not bode well.
13:02Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
13:06do it now.
13:09You got hot chips?
13:12You got cooking hot chips?
13:14Hey, we're in town for a festival.
13:16We called a few favors in.
13:18You did this for me?
13:21I got you, me amigo.
13:23No!
13:24Oh, shit, it's Hans Zimmer.
13:26I gotta take this.
13:26Enjoy.
13:27Now.
13:28Enjoy.
13:29Hey.
13:30Hey, Josh.
13:32Hey.
13:33Hey, don't you own a mini-move?
13:36I do.
13:37You should come up.
13:41No, no, no, no.
13:44Okay.
13:47Excuse me.
13:49Hello.
13:50Hi.
13:51Sorry to bother.
13:52Have you seen this dog?
13:56Ashley?
13:58Hey!
14:02I'm gonna come over.
14:07We saw your post and we figured we'd come out.
14:10That's so incredibly nice of you.
14:12You're literally the only ones who've come out.
14:15We really love dogs.
14:17Yeah, they're the best.
14:18Someone found his collar near Ohio, Montgomery.
14:21Maybe someone found him then?
14:23Do you know how he got out?
14:25I'm pretty sure Josh left the door open.
14:28I mean, he swears he didn't.
14:31Oh, I don't know.
14:32Maybe it was me.
14:35God, if this is my fault.
14:37I mean, he's just an innocent little dog, you know.
14:40All he wanted was to make us happy.
14:42He probably ran out the door to find us because he fucking hates being alone.
14:46If he's dead and it's my fault, I just, I don't know.
14:50I don't even know.
14:50No, no, no.
14:51Don't think like that.
14:53We'll help you look however long it takes.
14:57I gotta get back to the club for a session.
14:59I don't think it'll help too long.
15:01You go back.
15:02I can oop her home.
15:03No, no, no, no.
15:04You don't need to do that.
15:06Yeah, I don't think that's the best idea.
15:08Austin, I can meet you back at home.
15:10I really want to do this.
15:12I guess I could drive her back.
15:15I'll have her back by curfew.
15:20Just want to show you to take it easy.
15:23Yeah?
15:24At this one time, I thought I lost my keys, and then they just, like, appeared out of nowhere.
15:30Oh.
15:32Can I help you with those?
15:33Um, yeah.
15:35Um, except I've done this whole street, so there's no point.
15:38You know, I need to go all the way to the end.
15:40Everybody on this block is just fucking loose.
15:42Woo!
15:45Lay back.
15:49Lay back.
15:53Lay back.
15:55I'll give you lay back.
15:59It's good, isn't it?
16:01Lay back.
16:05Lay back.
16:09Lay back.
16:10We'll give you lay back.
16:14Under and under and under and under and under and under.
16:18The smell of repetition really is on you.
16:23And when you feel this way, I'll really look with you.
16:26A, I, S, S, I, N, G, S, E, S, I, N, G, C, A, S, I, O, V, O,
16:38K, E, I, O, Q, N, E.
16:46bye
16:50stuck in utah with troy and hot chip we'll explain later
16:56can you fucking believe it i mean he's off traipsing around doing his usual gm bullshit
17:02fucking nonsense with troy while you the fucking gen z employee no offense are out here in the
17:08middle of nowhere with me fuck him i hate that guy no offense no fuck him fuck him
17:14we'll find burberry on our own okay so someone heard a bark over here a branch in my least and
17:20then that nice portly lady heard tapping at the door here so if we triangulate from where his
17:25collar was found which is here and given the fact that he hates the cold he would head towards the
17:29area last touched by the sun which is here right yeah yeah of course wait no yeah that's right
17:42i've gone mad haven't i no no no i i i i totally get it i just went through a
17:51hell thing oh god yes
17:53josh said he sent david for you that was so nice of him so what happened
18:00uh i had to have an ovary removed you had an ovary removed yeah and you know it it makes
18:10having a kid
18:10a lot harder obviously and i i definitely want to be a mom so i totally get like being overwhelmed
18:16when you lose something important
18:19well i guess it's a good thing you got that health insurance then
18:23right thank you for understanding yeah i just know that barry is still out there and i'm not
18:29going to stop looking honestly it's the healthiest thing you can do probably
18:34yeah well i'm out of practice in that regard trusting myself
18:39what no way you're you're so confident and independent honestly so impressed you're out
18:46here on your own i'd be a mess
18:47are you okay do you want to talk no i'm fine it's just you know typical marriage stuff
19:03does josh not treat you well it's complicated
19:09that night we saw you two fighting does that happen often no no i mean not like that
19:19does it make you do things you don't want to do like financially
19:24what are you suggesting nothing nothing i i just know that money is the main thing that austin and i
19:30argue about yeah well that never really goes away anyway it's getting late i still got
19:39to check the hiking trails i'm gonna call you an uber where are we look look i i know i
19:44don't
19:44know you very well but you seem like so perfect and like i i don't know your guys's history or
19:53whatever but josh kind of doesn't deserve you you know like if he wants to be in utah or
19:58threaten you or like be all shady and stuff then you should just kick him to the curb because
20:03because you're awesome you know and you're you're so pretty like you could have anybody you want
20:10you're just being nice no i mean it i literally hope i look half as good as you when i'm
20:15your age
20:19let's get you home
20:22hello
20:26what are you doing to your daddy
20:32can i interest you in a late cup
20:33oh no thanks i'm all good
20:35sure it's a yamasaki 25 single malt
20:39yeah i'll have a little bit
20:46cheers
20:47cheers
21:09hey you're up too huh
21:21hey thanks again for tonight that was so much fun
21:26no really i haven't had that much fun in a long time
21:29my pleasure sometimes you just gotta recharge with the boys so you can plug back into the matrix
21:37ain't that the truth
21:41hey
21:43how are you and eva are you guys happy oh yeah yeah good sex and good food
21:51all you need for a successful marriage that's great that's really good
22:01you and lindsey good
22:03ups and downs
22:05got it
22:07so the sex is bad how's the food
22:10we order doordash every day
22:12yeah
22:13these apps are killing us man
22:19do you think that i've changed
22:21since i've been with lindsey
22:24oh yeah oh yeah big time big time
22:28you kind of sucked before that
22:31i wasn't that bad
22:33you were hooking up with a new girl every week like a goddamn coyote
22:42yeah but did i seem happier
22:45depends on how you define happy
22:48hey every relationship goes to rough patches
22:53lindsey's good for you man
22:55when you started at the club you were an aimless kid and now you know you're like this
23:00gm head honcho dude
23:03can't throw away someone who's made you better
23:06yeah
23:07i get it though i got
23:12we all get tempted man
23:15what
23:19ashley
23:20bev cart the office associate you think i don't know no no no no it's nothing it's nothing like that
23:25okay okay so now you're gonna outplay the player dude what heard you fired deb for that
23:30shit you think i don't know no you you really don't know i'm not saying i'm not proud of you
23:36i'm just saying you gotta be more careful with that stuff same
23:39sitch with my first wife remember nicole from my office huh
23:46the moment you finish you're gonna want lindsey back
23:52trust don't shit where you eat okay unless you really gotta go
24:01then i just
24:09barbary
24:14barbary
24:21barbary
24:22treats treats
24:26where are you mommy's got treats
24:28hmm
24:59barbary
25:00barbary
25:02i'm coming
25:04please mommy where are you
25:08barbary can you hear me
25:17barbary
25:19barbary can you hear me
25:20stay away
25:21stay away
25:22i know this isn't your fault
25:26we took your land
25:28stay away
25:30fuck off
25:31stay away
25:50Oh, my God.
25:56Oh, God. Is he okay?
26:07They're operating on him now. He got bitten pretty badly.
26:11Is Dr. Kemper doing the surgery? I called ahead to put in a good word.
26:15Yeah, it's Kemper. Thank you for doing that.
26:19Okay, of course.
26:24He's gonna be okay. He's gonna be okay.
26:36I'm sorry I left the door open.
26:43It's probably me.
26:48Are you okay?
26:51No.
26:53I'm not.
26:58This isn't working.
27:00I know.
27:01I know.
27:04We need a divorce.
27:11I know.
27:18I'm so sorry.
27:41My hopes are free.
27:45So tell me what's wrong with the feeling.
27:51I'm a flower.
27:53You're the bee.
27:56It's what you're just you and me.
27:59I'm in love.
28:02I'm in love.
28:04I'm alive.
28:05I belong to the stars and sky.
28:10Let's pretend we are from the night.
28:14I'm in love.
28:17I'm in love.
28:43So tell me what's wrong with the feeling
28:47I'm in power, you're the need
28:51It's much more than you can see
28:56I've been loved, I've been light
29:01I've been gone to the stars and sky
29:06Let's forget the arms of my eyes
29:11If my hand is close, baby
29:14I want to be in love, baby
29:19Don't leave me waiting like I'm in love, baby
29:44Don't leave me waiting like I'm in love, baby
30:06Don't leave me waiting like I'm in love...
30:11Dad, what
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