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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:43Right.
00:01:44Rewrites the wronged.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:09Hey!
00:02:12Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14Are you slipping here, sir?
00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:20We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:22If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:25The Elizander Armstrong.
00:02:26His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:34Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:37Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:47Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:08And Butch is still on deployment.
00:03:09So, that's why I haven't been married yet?
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish?
00:03:43That's you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Jesus, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay.
00:04:01Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:06I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:25My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay, then let's go.
00:04:28If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Come on.
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:47What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:52I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging.
00:05:51There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:57is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:02They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:11Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second.
00:06:19You're not talking about the legendary goddess you...
00:06:22That's correct.
00:06:23Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:32We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:38No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:48James, come put out a bout to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:20Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:33Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've
00:07:56failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough
00:08:17cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no fail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:21No.
00:09:21Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv.
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endocryo...
00:11:13What?
00:11:14What?
00:11:14Hmm.
00:11:16This?
00:11:17Hmm.
00:11:23It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:56Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endocryo-what-what!
00:12:05Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:17A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:12And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:46I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:39What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:38Left, leave the wrong breath.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:15:59but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:39Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal.
00:16:46She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on.
00:17:21You two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:31But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:37All right.
00:18:40Exactly.
00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:49And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:56Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that. We have to have faith.
00:19:01Where did you actually find this little, like, uh, on the streets?
00:19:08Are you shitting me? You found this bum on the streets? Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her. You don't know her background. She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:17That is it, General. You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:20You're right. That's it. I'm shutting down this clown show right now. James, let's go.
00:19:24Oh, yes, sir.
00:19:28Oh, my God.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you. We can't be interrupted. Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son. I'm gonna save him myself.
00:20:03You see that, General? This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman. This is witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is. This is the dark witch. I've heard of her.
00:20:15She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:21Oh, I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team. Yes, sir.
00:20:31You regain consciousness.
00:20:43Help me. I just wanna...
00:20:49Something's wrong.
00:20:53You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:56Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:10Sir?
00:21:11The SWAT team is here.
00:21:13Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:21I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:33Bryant...
00:21:34Rewrites the wrong...
00:21:39Human.
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:47Good, you're awake.
00:21:49I'm saving you.
00:21:51Saving you?
00:21:52By bathing with me!
00:21:54Who are you? You're fucking spy?
00:21:57Talk!
00:21:57I swear to God, I'm gonna have you arrested for this.
00:22:02You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:08Oh, really?
00:22:22Look who's guilty now.
00:22:26Look, I don't know what the fuck this is.
00:22:27All right, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:30A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35Science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:41You distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:47Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready!
00:22:54We're almost there.
00:22:57Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:05Fire!
00:23:22those
00:23:22how is this possible
00:23:25it's not even a scratch
00:23:27i told you this is dark magic
00:23:29of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:32no i believe miss trixie is a good
00:23:34person she's not the dark witch
00:23:36young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:40this homeless psycho
00:23:42doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:44how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:46that's right the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the
00:23:51world if we can't save him no one can
00:23:54except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice
00:23:58he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:01you're right this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:05the goddess
00:24:08maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:11no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:17how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:22you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:28it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:33but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is
00:24:41in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:48my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant that it
00:24:55looks like it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:03my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me
00:25:17this is it the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:43it's poison gas poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas my
00:25:53son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her only
00:25:59care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:06and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:14i knew they promised you that i'd save you it's never never
00:26:31what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:37they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me
00:26:43if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the
00:26:48one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie
00:26:54wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is
00:26:58taking way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even
00:27:07a bomb shelter bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god
00:27:13get back
00:27:14up ready hey oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:37the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:43i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:27:50saved
00:27:51this man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a
00:27:57disease spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:03you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general
00:28:10if you won't punish her i will don't hurt her
00:28:22he's a cure his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:46miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:51and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking
00:29:00medical advice from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and
00:29:05unskilled hands i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo
00:29:12magic again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the
00:29:19field of medicine than the queen angel and i the goddess healer
00:29:28could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over
00:29:34100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters is
00:29:41that the
00:29:41patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:46brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:54we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you
00:29:59cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead i really appreciate it
00:30:07but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:14already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:20and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:27got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're
00:30:32still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need
00:30:40anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:47trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:54i must go hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just
00:31:08dumb
00:31:09luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest
00:31:13woman in the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:21i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:45you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:51licenses no we're not brides no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:01we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:07was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that
00:32:12shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll but think about the impenetrable walls no
00:32:17normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never
00:32:22met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my life she won my
00:32:27heart over too
00:32:27but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding
00:32:34three
00:32:34wedding gifts
00:32:40i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house now trixie paid for
00:32:49this house she waited for you for three years she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:55and i'm
00:32:56upgrading for a better girlfriend now one wants some serious you money so get lost who gave you
00:33:03permission to bark like a rabbit hanging on my house
00:33:12grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you for your best
00:33:20friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:32you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:39yet you
00:33:40cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home do you have no shame
00:33:46we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my life when i could have
00:33:51been
00:33:51with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:58that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:12oh yeah well marissa
00:34:16is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:21she's the ceo of an entire corporation dude oh and you you're still nothing
00:34:32so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade look what she uh got me for my engagement
00:34:40oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:52you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact marissa you and your dimwit brother
00:35:00only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:07oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful
00:35:14cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years
00:35:21why you were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:30poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:34what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:42this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:47she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even
00:35:54if
00:35:55you got no game i got street credit i gotta keep you dig the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:01and you're one to speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:15so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:21what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a
00:36:31downgrade enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:52if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend why
00:36:57should
00:36:58do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:04fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:12again do you remember that
00:37:21trixie marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:28grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:34trillions
00:37:37that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:37:44aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands that's how i was
00:37:51able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier
00:37:57hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you but please trixie dear i know it must have broken your
00:38:04heart but embellishing your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have
00:38:12to believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical
00:38:17bills
00:38:19i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything
00:38:25back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:30i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right who actually deserves you you will see
00:38:36tomorrow grandma oh yeah
00:38:45you said trixie's crashing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to extort
00:38:52you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when how when nobody steps on snake snake bites back
00:38:58car so let her comment embarrass herself you mean we broadcast that video
00:39:10yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the
00:39:16whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her
00:39:29funeral
00:39:30there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:38sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:43he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:48well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so
00:39:52she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:59we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:05and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:10yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and budge not only are we
00:40:35getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:40allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:46congratulations on the contract once again mrs like him still but just taking my last name oh and
00:40:53please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but
00:40:59this is a party after all i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived
00:41:05to
00:41:05celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself it's an honor
00:41:14that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of we will make sure the crowd is
00:41:21entertained
00:41:22tonight let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:51you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:41:57wreck
00:41:58i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she um this is our uh entertainment
00:42:03for tonight sir just watch
00:42:08shh
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:12i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:18me but my meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:23what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:28i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second on to congratulate me and
00:42:34you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat this is sasa she's like so obsessed with me she loves
00:42:40me see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd
00:42:48still show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg
00:42:54for scraps from
00:42:56us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't
00:43:02bite the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:12you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool to get the u.s president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:26beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize
00:43:32now that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:38this is what us rich girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were
00:43:46too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:43:53bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing
00:43:59me in front of everyone you should make yourself don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging
00:44:04blood-sucking leech i don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in
00:44:09front of everyone for me butch you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic
00:44:15coward okay enough you know what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what
00:44:22morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will
00:44:27choose you over marissa trixie because i've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk
00:44:34i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:52oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract
00:45:10it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is like a good
00:45:25little
00:45:26peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:33you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:47you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:05can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:09away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me i i know what this is you've gotten delusional
00:46:16and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:21will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:27doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:37we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding
00:46:41right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:04he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:10unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general
00:47:16lysander armstrong no one here's gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable general then sasa
00:47:22is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:35see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a reloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:49sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:47:57president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like
00:48:03a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the poor
00:48:08do you see this
00:48:10tricksy this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as
00:48:16me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:48:23in
00:48:23your tin can i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why
00:48:31i
00:48:31came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:36but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street
00:48:44corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:51well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back
00:48:57no man will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy
00:49:02and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:16how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:23don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:28save you
00:49:30oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow job in
00:49:40front of
00:49:40everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck i
00:49:45don't need
00:49:45to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:51before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but
00:49:58you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my
00:50:03party so you either get the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think
00:50:11i quite like it
00:50:23i'm not good enough for you i'm not good enough for you i'm not good enough for you i'm not
00:50:25good enough for you
00:50:25this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:55i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine
00:51:01but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:06you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:12really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:51:18any favors
00:51:25i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys a lovey dove
00:51:30don't
00:51:31try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:51:35virtue that
00:51:35man would die for you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man
00:51:45who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give
00:51:50her some
00:51:55i see her in the marines
00:51:58i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:04that she's all
00:52:05cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:15a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:30we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:34you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:42coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:48you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:52:54this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:52:58don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:05war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:12actor
00:53:13so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is
00:53:18worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they
00:53:28don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long maybe we should try to play
00:53:32some
00:53:33house some more don't you think bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:44what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:51but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:56i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:00nature
00:54:01i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman
00:54:10like you so incredible and kind and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:19this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:33trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:40million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second guess
00:54:48this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:54:56actor must be that used they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:01nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i i know i know that
00:55:07you are the
00:55:08farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:30clio hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:41trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more trixie amore
00:55:49will you marry me
00:55:53you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58yes i will marry you
00:56:16go go power couple whoo okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:25let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:29no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey i don't care
00:56:37if she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife which means that she will be treated as
00:56:42and cherished as the most precious woman on earth understand
00:56:50you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander
00:57:03armstrong
00:57:04as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:10trixie yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market lysander armstrong would
00:57:16sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society i bet my life you're
00:57:21all just actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:27let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can a bunch of piss poor people
00:57:31do to us
00:57:31the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck she wishes she could blame her low status on bad
00:57:38luck
00:57:38truth is she's just a useless lazy bitch and bum she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:47i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence i'd handle them myself but
00:57:55i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:05yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:11oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:23uh hello yes what
00:58:42hey hey are you sure that was the call salsa that that was a real call people don't just suddenly
00:58:48go
00:58:48bankrupt like that my company's dead evaporated it's a thin air
00:58:56then that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary
00:59:03of health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:08could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham then that means
00:59:15you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:21trixie's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:29now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:33there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from
00:59:38us i know why you're all over tricksy because you've been in the military for so long you don't
00:59:52know what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show
00:59:57you a good time
01:00:00do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:03i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
01:00:15cheater gets cheated on eventually salsa was just trying to save the company
01:00:21i don't blame her at all your double standards are incredible okay you don't want me
01:00:26fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:3218 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:41i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixine thank you devon
01:00:47marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiancee
01:00:54now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back you're an insult to all good
01:00:58women out there no to all of humanity so now everything that i've ever given you to i'm taking it
01:01:05all back
01:01:08wait everyone stop
01:01:12they're imposters
01:01:13i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer you mean
01:01:28the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products yes that's
01:01:35the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft that means she's rewarding me the
01:01:48president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on her way now
01:01:54so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:01who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of my products who cares
01:02:06about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one would even bat an
01:02:11eye
01:02:11she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi
01:02:18you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:28guess i still get the last laugh tricksy no don't arrest her tricksy is a good person please officer
01:02:36don't arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard about
01:02:42the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer i
01:02:49can
01:02:49attest that tricksy amoria it's a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:02:55yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition tricksy gave her everything she had just to
01:03:01help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:15you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal
01:03:21he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this
01:03:26whole country would have been bombed to ash and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his
01:03:31identity general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've
01:03:36received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter i can tell that this whole
01:03:42dilemma
01:03:43with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus
01:03:47on
01:03:48taking down your scumbag ex you want to arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you don't get
01:03:56to
01:03:56the side pump let's go
01:04:21get him if you can
01:04:23get him
01:04:25oh
01:04:26oh
01:04:27oh
01:04:27oh
01:04:37oh
01:04:39Ah!
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:29Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:05:51and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See, Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me,
01:06:13even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:06:20because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:17Dammit!
01:07:17Dammit!
01:07:18Dammit!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:23That'll teach you for messing with the Wighhams.
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're quartered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Rite rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:58Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01She the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:08Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No.
01:08:14Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:24She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:34but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Oh, bullshit.
01:08:47I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:52You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:08:56Charge!
01:09:05The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:14I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:19You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:35Left leaves the wrong bereft.
01:09:44I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please.
01:09:48I really wanna die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:56Just frosted again.
01:09:58Whoops!
01:09:58And again, nothing's happened to you.
01:10:02Stop!
01:10:03Stop!
01:10:04Stop!
01:10:05Stop!
01:10:08Stop!
01:10:12No!
01:10:13No, Bob!
01:10:14Hey.
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on.
01:10:29Major, are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:50You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:54You hurt us first.
01:10:56At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:59But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:11You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:45You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:59Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:08We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23Secretary Joe, remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:31Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:42She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:48No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:10and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:15Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:22You can only dream of what you can never have, while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:28Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:41It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:48And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:08We'll riot against you now.
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17The Vice President arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:41You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:48No, no.
01:14:48We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:58But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes.
01:15:03We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:11And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:17And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:21So he is the General.
01:15:24Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:26Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:32So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:35We got the VP and the President.
01:15:37On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:43Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:45This is treason!
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:54Hurry!
01:15:55The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:10You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:15Devin.
01:16:17It's okay.
01:16:19Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:22I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:29I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:35I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:50My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:59There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:01Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable!
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:10Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:14Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:26Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:29Wait, that's the present?
01:17:32Oh my god.
01:17:42Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:17:55That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime.
01:18:06These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:16And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:26There's no need.
01:18:28I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:49It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:53She, she, she is?
01:18:55She is a criminal.
01:18:57Don't worry, Madame President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:02Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah! Yes!
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:05Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:21What are you going to do?
01:20:22The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:29You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:40She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:20:47I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why?
01:20:54Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:20:59You wish, you idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:09I don't understand.
01:21:10I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:15And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only...
01:21:27The one and only...
01:21:28And it's...
01:21:30And it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:32Kinder.
01:21:32Oh!
01:21:33It's...
01:21:34It's...
01:21:37It's...
01:21:39It's...
01:21:41It's...
01:21:43It's...
01:21:43What?!
01:21:44What?!
01:22:01What?!
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:13To help those in need.
01:22:15And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done, we're officially cutting ties with you both.
01:22:36No, please, I swear.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:51She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:01I love you.
01:23:14All her goals.
01:23:16All her clothes.
01:23:18All that could have been mine.
01:23:20This is all your fault.
01:23:21This is all...
01:23:22You seduced me!
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie.
01:23:30Give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:40But it's too late now.
01:23:42All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:04I'll send yourself out.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:09We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:18That is why I saved you.
01:24:20With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:26Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Wait, right now.
01:24:36Yes!
01:24:37Well!
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:48You may kiss the bride.
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