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00:16I mean, man, oh, man, you want to talk about blowing a layup.
00:19How does L.A. lose out on the most lucrative deal in league history?
00:25You mean the hoop-lea deal?
00:26Yes.
00:27And I hate to say it, Isla Gordon.
00:29Mm-hmm.
00:29What are you thinking?
00:31Boston just sneaks in there and punches L.A. in the nards.
00:34Jack Gordon is spinning in his grave right now because this team stinks.
00:39Uh, he was cremated, his ashes were scattered in Hugh Hefner's grotto, you dumbass.
00:44Uh, can you please not swear in front of Law Roach?
00:47I'm sorry, Law, I'm just very upset.
00:50No, it's okay.
00:52I'll dress some really crazy bitches.
00:53Well, I'm very honored to be one of them today.
00:56You are going to look so amazing at your engagement party.
00:59Will you tell Zendaya I'm a huge fan?
01:01She won't know who you are.
01:03Okay, drag her law.
01:04Makes sense, makes sense.
01:06Thank you so much, and will you put it in the car?
01:08Bye.
01:08Oh yeah, I got you.
01:10That's right, haters.
01:11After seven long years, your girls' engagement party is this weekend.
01:15It can't be all work all the time.
01:17And while I am a proud Gordon, this is one part of my life where I'm determined not to be
01:22my dad.
01:23It'll be okay, Mom.
01:25I'm sure Dad didn't mean it.
01:26He'll come back.
01:27He's not coming back.
01:29Please, go get Mommy her Skittles.
01:32You mean you're out of him?
01:33Pretty bleak shit, right?
01:35Jack Gordon couldn't commit to his marriages, but I will, and I will only be married once.
01:40Well, once more.
01:41I was married to Brian Austin Green, remember?
01:44Nice guy.
01:45And as hard as I'm working to be the best owner, I will work just as hard to be the
01:49best wife to this perfect, perfect man.
01:52Guess who finally beat Joanna.
01:54Straight sets.
01:56She has a twisted ankle, but I still say it counts.
01:59Ooh, what's that?
02:00This is a little protein shake to bring in our engagement party week.
02:06Oh, my God.
02:07What?
02:07Is it bad?
02:08Mm-mm.
02:09This is good.
02:11It's just...
02:12It's much chunkier than I was expecting.
02:14Well, we didn't have spinach, so I used broccoli.
02:17Right on.
02:20Mm, that is an experience.
02:22Let's talk schedule.
02:23My parents get into LAX tomorrow.
02:24I'm going to pick them up, and then I'm going to see you back here for dinner.
02:27Perfect.
02:27I was thinking I could order it and pretend like I cooked.
02:29They love you.
02:31They're never going to believe that you made potstickers.
02:33And I love them, but I am never learning how to cook.
02:36You don't have to.
02:36You are more than making up for it by converting.
02:41Converting to what?
02:42Solar.
02:43Seriously, though, the whole becoming Jewish thing is a long process,
02:46so we should probably get the ball rolling sooner than later.
02:50Did he say Jewish?
02:54Yeah.
02:54One, two, three, four, five.
02:56Once you step into the party, then I'm getting the lie.
03:00Question.
03:01Do you ever remember me saying anything about becoming Jewish?
03:06I have heard you say you prefer circumcised penises for aesthetic reasons.
03:10I never said that.
03:11Yeah, you did.
03:12Oh, my God.
03:13I remember now.
03:14A couple months ago, Lev and I went to his cousin's wedding at Four Seasons Puntamita,
03:17and I had, like, seven margaritas.
03:19Nice.
03:20It was his big Jewish wedding and beautiful rituals, and I must have gotten carried away
03:24and told Lev I'd convert.
03:25No big deal.
03:25Just tell him it was a miscommunication.
03:28You know, like that time you forgot to pick him up from LASIK surgery.
03:32Well, I can just be Jewish if Lev wants me to.
03:35Isla, wait, you can't be so casual about this.
03:38I mean, religion is really important.
03:40Yeah, it's important to Lev and his family.
03:42I mean, he does stuff like this for me all the time.
03:44I once told him I hate Crocs I have never seen him wear them once, not even by the pool.
03:49Look, this isn't like the Blue Zones diet where you can abandon it when you drive past a Taco Bell.
03:52Can't you just play pickleball like normal white couples?
03:55Yeah, we'll do that too.
03:59HarperCollins presents Seize the Day by the Balls, a memoir written by Jack Gordon.
04:05I'm your narrator, Gary St. Michelle.
04:07Hey, you got five minutes.
04:09Oh, so I wanted this meeting because I've been listening to our dad's memoir.
04:14Super inspirational.
04:15Have you read it?
04:15Not the whole thing.
04:16I stopped when I saw my name was misspelled.
04:19The narrator says your name right, if that makes you feel any better.
04:21It doesn't, so get to it.
04:23Okay, anyway, a big part of the book is asserting yourself.
04:27I know you, Isla and Ness, didn't start where you are now.
04:30Nope, Isla and Ness had to fail as human beings before they got their jobs.
04:33I had to get an MBA.
04:35Right.
04:37My point is, you worked your way up, and that's what I'm trying to do.
04:43When I was a vendor, I noticed certain aspects of the fan experience.
04:47One thing is, our halftime shows have gone stale.
04:49It's nothing but dance routines and thick-tads missing layups.
04:53We're the most storied franchise in the league.
04:54Our halftime show should match that standard, right?
04:57Check this out.
04:58This is Red Panda.
04:59She's a Chinese acrobat who rides a 10-foot-tall unicycle,
05:03and she flips bowls from her feet onto her forehead.
05:06I think we should hire her.
05:08Ladies and gentlemen, the Red Panda!
05:10I gotta take this look.
05:12If you want to work your way up,
05:13why don't you just focus on being the best assistant you can be, all right, Jackie?
05:16Shut the door on your way out.
05:20Hello?
05:21Hey, guess who got two tickets to see your favorite show live?
05:24No.
05:26Wait, wait, don't tell me.
05:27How?
05:28I thought it was sold out.
05:29Yeah, it is, but I pulled some strings.
05:31Oh, my God.
05:32I'm freaking out.
05:32Like, we're gonna see Peter Sagal in real life?
05:35When is it again?
05:36Uh, tomorrow night.
05:39Ah.
05:40Ah, damn it, damn it, damn it.
05:43I, uh, ooh, I have a work thing.
05:45No, no.
05:47Can you get out of it?
05:48No, it's a, uh, finance board conference on, um, luxury tax.
05:56Implications.
05:57It's really boring stuff.
05:59Well, shoot, that sucks.
06:01I guess we'll just have to, uh, wait, wait for some other time.
06:05Yeah, I'm sorry.
06:06Uh, I gotta go, all right?
06:08I, uh, I love you.
06:09Yeah, uh, love you too.
06:16Hey, you got a minute?
06:17Oh, yeah, come on in, Jackie.
06:19Just taking care of the old turkey neck.
06:21You better appreciate that tight young skin while you still got it.
06:25How you been?
06:26You good?
06:26Yeah.
06:27Oh.
06:29Somebody being racist to you?
06:30No, no, nothing like that.
06:31Okay, good, because there's no room in this organization for racism.
06:35Well, at least not since my dad died.
06:37Funny you mentioned our dad.
06:39You know who used to say in business?
06:40There's no such thing as no.
06:42Only not yet.
06:43Well, but just to be clear, that's only in business, right?
06:46Yeah.
06:47Okay.
06:47Are you familiar with a performer named Red Panda?
06:50No.
06:51Oh.
06:52You're gonna love this.
06:53Yeah.
07:00Reed, move your feet!
07:01Get back, come on!
07:04Hey, I'm probably gonna be a little late to your gage at party tomorrow night.
07:07I gotta drop my girls off at my ex's first.
07:09Of course.
07:10Hey, can I ask you a strangely personal question?
07:13Yeah.
07:13How did you know you wanted to be a Buddhist?
07:16Well, I got to a point in my life where the only things I cared about were money, sex, fame.
07:22I'm sorry.
07:22Are those supposed to be bad things?
07:26Look, the first time I walked inside of Ahara, I knew my life was changed forever.
07:30I immediately felt centered, resolute, and in touch with the world around me.
07:35I don't know what that is, but it sounds so nice.
07:37Best decision I ever made.
07:40But it was tough, all right?
07:42It took my family a long time to come around to my decision.
07:44But, you know, they saw it made me a happier, more complete person.
07:49Yeah.
07:51That's what it's about.
07:52And I introduced me to Richard Gere.
07:54My mom still emails with him.
08:02And how is she not the most famous person in the world?
08:05I haven't seen this level of showmanship since I saw Adele in concert.
08:08I cried so much, she had to stop singing to check on me.
08:11What if we get Red Panda for a halftime show?
08:13She's in town for an opening of a CB2?
08:15She's at the Grove right now.
08:17What if we get her for tomorrow's game?
08:19Yes.
08:19I'll have programming reach out to her immediately.
08:21Hey, do me a favor.
08:22Tell the dancers this afternoon they're getting bumped.
08:24This is a great presentation, brother.
08:26Bring it in.
08:28I love it.
08:29I love it.
08:29You're fully engaged.
08:30Oh, that's good.
08:31That's tight.
08:32That's really tight.
08:35Okay.
08:36Hi.
08:37Don't ask about the flight.
08:39Welcome to L.A.
08:41Oh, it is so good to see you guys.
08:44Oh, it smells amazing in here.
08:47Well, I made Chinese food.
08:49Don't look in the garbage.
08:53How was the flight?
08:54Oh, the flight.
08:56This morning, I took a tape measure to the airport to make sure our bags were well within
09:01the limits, but still, they check our bags because no more overhead space.
09:07There was space.
09:08Lots of it.
09:09Oh.
09:10Oh.
09:16I got my hands on the wheel.
09:17And my whole crew in a cut.
09:18My place going up.
09:20All the way up.
09:21And my whole crew in a cut.
09:22My place going up.
09:24All the way up.
09:26All the way up, all the way up
09:30And my whole crumb when it cut, my spray's blowing up
09:32I got no hands on the wheel
09:34I don't give a damn about how you feel
09:36You see rock a fake chain, now it's real
09:38Making too much to sign and deal
09:40I'm moving too fast
09:42I put too much on the gas
09:44I come first, I don't do last
09:46All I do is get the cash out
09:51How's it going?
09:52You guys are incredible
09:54I loved all the moves and spins
09:58This is a closed rehearsal
09:59Oh, this will be quick
10:01Great news, we got Red Panda for tomorrow's halftime show
10:05I know, cool, right?
10:07So, yeah, y'all are off the hook for tomorrow
10:09Hold up, what is a Red Panda?
10:11Oh, she's a performer
10:13She's amazing
10:15Not that you guys aren't
10:17You guys are all smoking
10:19Smokingly talented
10:21All smoke
10:22Okay, so you're cutting us?
10:23Who approved this?
10:25Ness Gordon, the GM
10:26He's my brother now
10:29Technically, it was my idea
10:31So it was your idea?
10:32Yeah
10:32Yeah
10:35Oh, so yeah
10:36I gotta go
10:38Good talk
10:39Okay
10:39Bye
10:46Hey, morning Jackie
10:47Good morning
10:48Our brothers are in the conference room
10:50They wanted to surprise you with breakfast
10:51So nice, right?
10:53What?
10:53They don't do anything nice
10:56Hey
10:57Hey, there she is
10:58Hey
10:59Cam
11:00What's up?
11:01Just missing my baby sister
11:03I told my parole officer
11:04He'd better let me squeeze in a visit
11:05Yeah, we got you one of those little green coffees you like
11:10Matcha
11:12What the fuck is this?
11:14Why are you guys being so weird?
11:16Isla
11:18You can tell us
11:19We'll let not marry you if you don't convert
11:21What?
11:22Look, we understand the pressure
11:23Oh, you're no spring chicken
11:24I think it might be your last resort
11:27Hey, hey
11:27Don't point at my ovaries
11:29Okay
11:29Len's not making me do this
11:31Okay, good
11:32Then you can get out of it
11:33Boom
11:33We're done
11:34No, no
11:34Not boom, done
11:35I want this
11:37Wait
11:38Are you bothered on becoming Jewish?
11:40Whoa
11:40What?
11:41Whoa
11:41No
11:42Not the thing
11:43I mean, it's a little weird that a grown-ass woman's just up and changing her religion
11:46Like
11:47What are you, Cat Stevens?
11:48Yeah
11:48Okay, I'm sorry
11:49I didn't realize you guys were so attached to our non-existent faith
11:52Well, to be honest, I mean, you know, it does feel like you're abandoning us
11:55You know, we used to get together around the holidays
11:57And I never did drugs on Christmas
11:59Think about what you'd be giving up
12:00You know, Santa, the Easter bunny, the tooth fairy
12:03Nope, the tooth fairy's not Christian
12:04Yes, he is
12:05He's best friends with Santa
12:06How do you think he gets around all the houses?
12:08The sleigh
12:08Nope, he has wings
12:09Wings
12:09Yes, he does
12:10He has wings
12:11Shut up
12:11Shut up for a second
12:13Hey
12:14The tooth fairy's a chick
12:16No
12:16Hey, you guys, guys, look
12:18Look, I'm kind of flattered that you care about our dysfunctional family traditions
12:22But I've made up my mind
12:23None of us grew up seeing what a healthy marriage looked like
12:27And I love Lev
12:28I want to make this marriage work, so
12:31I'm converting
12:32Okay
12:33Just wanted you to know how we felt
12:35Great
12:36So are we done here?
12:37Not quite, Sandy
12:41What is that?
12:42That is the Gordon Family Trust
12:44When Bernie heard you were converting
12:46He flagged something
12:46Dad had added to the fine print
12:48Go ahead, Sandy
12:49If any of my children convert to Judaism, Islam, Mormonism, or Hinduism
12:54They shall immediately forfeit any and all participation in Gordon Family Holdings, LLC
12:58Including, but not limited to, ownership stakes in the LA Waves
13:02Gordon Family Investments
13:03And any real estate holdings and properties
13:06It's actually pleasantly surprising there was nothing against same-sex marriage in this
13:10Very cool how Dad can still surprise us
13:11Hold on, back to my thing
13:13This can't be enforceable
13:15Unfortunately, it is
13:16If you do convert, you will lose everything
13:19Even my job?
13:21Well, legally, you keep your job, but you just lose everything else
13:24I think the choice is pretty clear
13:25Well, you're right, Cam
13:28My choice is very clear
13:30Lev loves me for me, not my holdings
13:33He would stay with me even if I had to sleep on the beach
13:36As long as it's not the beach in front of the Malibu house
13:38Because technically the trust owns that as well as you
13:40I'm so tired of everyone telling me what to do
13:43I'm going to do what I want to do
13:45Or is it what Lev wants you to do?
13:47Screw you, Cam
13:49Screw you
13:51Hey, is there anything in there about body pierces?
13:56One thing you don't tell Isla Gordon?
13:59What goddamn religion she can or can't be
14:03Hey, you know what?
14:05They've never seen a Jew like me
14:09And that's the end of the first half
14:11The waves 49, tropics 54
14:13Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm Los Angeles waves welcome
14:18To our halftime performer
14:19All the way from Shaanxi, China
14:22Red Panda
14:30Let's fight
14:32No way
14:44Come on
14:50Let's go
14:53Yes
14:54Yes
14:55I told you
14:56Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Red Panda
15:00Absolutely amazing
15:08I mean, if loving smoked salmon is a crime
15:11Then locks me up
15:14Oh, sorry, sweetie
15:16You got a little schmutz on your face
15:18Oh, you got a good one there, Levie
15:20I do prefer the Old Testament
15:22I mean, if it ain't broke
15:24Oh, I share a dermatologist with Natalie Portman
15:27Oh, honey, give me my phone
15:28So, Larry David has season tickets to the waves
15:32I have his number on my phone
15:33Don't joke
15:35How does someone even discover that they have this kind of talent?
15:38I know
15:38Hey
15:39Hey
15:40What are you guys watching?
15:41Oh, I just showed Gina a clip from the halftime show today
15:43It was insane
15:44Wait, this is from today?
15:46Today's game, like the waves game
15:48No, it's from tomorrow's game
15:50Did you approve this?
15:52Me?
15:53No, it was Ness
15:59Ness
16:00Charlie
16:00Hey
16:03What up?
16:04So, this is the work thing you couldn't get out of
16:07Your sister's engagement party
16:08Yes, yeah, it is a work thing
16:10My sister's my co-worker
16:13Um, how, uh, how'd you know I'd
16:16I'd be here?
16:17That shouldn't matter
16:18But Ness told me
16:19You know, I actually met him by mistake
16:21The night you lied to me and said you had COVID
16:23God damn it
16:24I called him to see if he and Batoon wanted our wait-wait
16:26Don't tell me tickets
16:27And he said he couldn't take them
16:29Because he didn't know what NPR was
16:30And you'd all be here tonight
16:32Okay
16:33Okay
16:34Yeah, I
16:35I realized I fucked up
16:36I'm so sorry
16:36Let's just get out of here
16:37And we can talk about it
16:38Um, no thanks
16:40And I'm not
16:41I'm not mad
16:42I just, uh, I just wanted to say goodbye in person
16:44Charlie, look
16:45I can't tell what you want
16:47But what I want
16:48Is to be with somebody who isn't ashamed of me
16:51You know, who treats me as his
16:52As his equal
16:53Who wants to introduce me to his family
16:55I, you know, goodbye Sandy
16:57Charlie, Charlie, please
16:58No, I have to go, alright
16:59I have a van full of dogs parked out front
17:01And I actually can't remember if I rolled the windows down or not
17:03So
17:04Good luck with your life, Sandy
17:12Sorry, I'm sorry
17:13Excuse me, everyone
17:15Look, we weren't planning on making any speeches
17:17But I just need to say
17:18A few words
17:19About my beautiful, amazing
17:20Wife-to-be
17:21Isla Gordon
17:23Yeah, uh
17:24In Yiddish
17:25There is a term
17:25It's called
17:26Beshert
17:27Translated into English
17:28It means inevitable
17:30It's the belief that somewhere out there
17:32Is a preordained
17:34Inevitable person
17:36A soulmate
17:38Now, when I was growing up
17:39In a little cul-de-sac
17:40Riding my bike to Shule
17:41In Scarsdale, New York
17:42Did I think
17:43That my Beshert would be a smoking hot blonde
17:45Schickse from Brentwood?
17:47I, I did not
17:50But I couldn't be happier
17:52And the Schickse thing is about to change, by the way
17:55Don't worry, Mom
17:57Isla Gordon
18:00I cannot wait to marry you
18:03To spend the rest of our lives together
18:06Morning, noon, night
18:07Getting old and wrinkly
18:09And way, way too tan
18:14Because that's what marriage is
18:15No matter what the ups and downs
18:17At the end of the day
18:18I know that I get to come home
18:20And have dinner with you
18:21Every single night
18:23Forever
18:25To my inevitable
18:26My soulmate
18:28My Beshert
18:29Isla Gordon-Levinson
18:31Cheers
18:32Cheers
18:37My turn
18:38Um, I am terrible at speeches
18:41So I'm just gonna say
18:42Ditto
18:45And I just, you know
18:47I love your bed
18:48Um
18:50Can't wait to do all of the things
18:51That you just said
18:54Cheers
18:54All right
18:59Are you okay?
19:00You got really pale and sweaty all of a sudden
19:02No, no
19:03I just need to get some air
19:05I'll be right back
19:06Okay, all right
19:10Sometimes in life
19:11You just have to vomit
19:11And you don't even know why
19:13Hey, you okay over there?
19:14Who the hell was that?
19:17Jay Brown
19:18Right on time as always
19:22Just a boot and rally
19:24I'm gonna head back
19:25Why don't we, uh
19:28Why don't we take a breather?
19:29Yeah?
19:30Huh
19:38So, uh, what's going on?
19:42Oh, hey
19:43Come on
19:44Let's do a TikTok
19:45Cause my hair is pumping
19:47You told Charlie that I'd be here?
19:49Oh
19:49Well, but that was like an accident
19:52You had no right to talk to him
19:54What are you mad at me for?
19:56I'm the one that should be mad, okay?
19:57You had a boyfriend for a year
19:59And he didn't even tell us
19:59You know I'm always looking for people
20:01For my game nights
20:01I didn't introduce you
20:03Because I knew how you guys would react
20:04Do you think
20:05Charlie the dog groomer
20:07Meets the Gordon standard?
20:08He doesn't have family money
20:10Like Batuin
20:11Or an impressive job
20:13Like Lev
20:13He's a schlubby guy
20:15Who wears Kirkland jeans
20:17So what?
20:18So what?
20:19Do you remember when Isla
20:20Gained her freshman 15?
20:22You and Cam made fun of her so much
20:23She developed an eating disorder
20:25Yeah, yeah, yeah
20:26We called her Isla Gordon
20:27Cause she got so big
20:28She was like an island
20:30Well, alright, fine
20:31It wasn't cool, okay?
20:32But it was a different time
20:33Yeah, so do you think
20:34I'd be comfortable
20:34Introducing somebody like Charlie
20:36To this firing squad?
20:38Exactly
20:39Dick
20:40It's not that I'm scared of converting
20:42I'm not even scared of losing my inheritance
20:45It's just when Lev was up there
20:47Talking about growing old together
20:50I realized that when he says forever
20:53He means forever
20:55Yeah
20:55I mean, that's pretty much the deal
20:59It's so permanent
21:03Maybe my dad didn't want all his marriages to fail
21:05Maybe he just couldn't handle the idea of
21:08Eating dinner with the same person every night
21:11Look, I'm probably not the guy who should be
21:14Doling out marriage advice
21:15As I just did a child handoff in a Chipotle parking lot
21:19But it's perfectly normal to be scared
21:22I mean, this thing could end up being
21:24A huge, ugly, painful mistake
21:28Is this the kind of pep talk you give the guys at halftime?
21:31Is this why we're three games under 500?
21:33I said it could be
21:36Or not
21:37It's a leap of faith
21:38But it's a leap of faith that you're in control of
21:41So, this, I mean, come on
21:43Come on, you got this
21:46That's exactly what I'm talking about
21:48Oh, okay, so you got me, alright?
21:51Sorry, my brain and eyeball is like looking at sexy people with hot bodies
21:54But guess what?
21:55You are just as vain and judgmental as the rest of us
21:58No, I'm not
21:58You literally just said you hid your boyfriend from us because you're embarrassed
22:03Just stay out of my business, okay?
22:04You meddle in my personal life
22:06You undermine me at work
22:07Undermine you at work?
22:08Yes, like with Jackie and the Red Dragon Lady
22:13Her name is Red Panda
22:14Actually, that's probably not her real name
22:16But that's what she goes by
22:17And Jackie was right
22:18She was a hit
22:18Not the point
22:19I told him no
22:20And then you went behind my back and you let him do it
22:23You've given him more attention in the last two months than you have me my entire life
22:26Well, maybe that's because he's more lovable than you are
22:29I am lovable, you asshole
22:30Okay, then let's ask Charlie
22:32Hey, Charlie, you know what?
22:34He's not here
22:35Fuck you, ho
22:36Hey, hey, hey
22:37Nobody's just Ness
22:38As much as we may want to
22:39No, hold on, babe, I got this
22:41Do me a favor, fuck you, okay?
22:42Stop it right now, stop it!
22:44Oh my God
22:44Stop it, stop it, no!
22:46Oh my God, Jesus
22:46Don't you fucking...
22:48Get out of the deck!
22:53Ow!
22:54Ow!
22:54I'm cramping, I'm cramping!
22:56My extension, you idiot!
22:59Ow!
23:00Oh my God!
23:01Ow!
23:03I think you'll call him, I want one call him, I want one call him, I want one...
23:06Oh, for God's sake, she's gonna kill him
23:08Hey, enough!
23:11Get her away!
23:13I, I...
23:14Easy!
23:15Ow!
23:16I, I, I...
23:17What the hell happened?
23:18Please, just help me out
23:20Get off of me!
23:29You okay?
23:30Oh, thanks
23:38I'm sorry I ruined our engagement party
23:40No, stop, it wasn't you, it was more your whole family
23:45Look, I want to say something
23:47I love that you're trying to make this work
23:50But I, I don't want to force you to do something that you clearly don't want to do
23:53No, it wasn't that
23:54I just got overwhelmed when you were giving your speech
23:57I could see that
23:58And that's why I don't want you to go through with this
24:04Wait
24:06Are you serious?
24:08Yeah
24:09Look, I was watching you tonight
24:10And I realized you were converting for me and not for yourself
24:13And I don't...
24:14Oh, right, that
24:15No, love
24:16I'm willing to do it
24:18I want to
24:19I know you do and I appreciate it
24:21I do
24:22But I don't want to start our marriage dictating how you live based on what I believe
24:26Or what my parents believe
24:30I'm sorry, I cut you off
24:31Your turn
24:35I'm sorry I freaked out
24:37I'm just a little concerned that
24:41I'll perpetuate every bad habit of my fucked up family
24:45Is your family fucked up?
24:48I don't know, I couldn't tell by the battle royale that took place in the hotel pool
24:55Are you sure about this?
24:57Yes, I'm sure, as long as we're together
25:01As far as our kids are concerned
25:03Oh no, they can be totally Jewish
25:04No, thank you for that, because it would be a whole thing with my parents
25:06They're nuts too
25:09Plus it's great, because then I can keep my inheritance
25:12What do you mean?
25:13Yeah, it turns out my dad made it so that if any of his kids converted, we lose stake in
25:18the family trust
25:19Wow, that is, uh, that's intense
25:21That's like Henry Ford level bigotry
25:24He did always drive Fords
25:27I love you
25:28I love you too
25:30My
25:31Bouchert
25:32That was good
25:46Yeah, hey, uh, sis
25:51Betuin has brought it to my attention that we may have ruined the party
25:56Yeah, we're sincerely sorry about everything
25:59La Roche will be in contact with you about dry cleaning fees
26:04And I will need a bundle of hair extensions
26:07You okay?
26:09I think so
26:12Dad really did a number on us
26:13Yeah
26:18Whoa, whoa, whoa
26:19Just let it out
26:22My boyfriend dumped me tonight
26:24Son of a bitch
26:25You had a boyfriend?
26:26Yeah
26:27I was so worried about you guys ruining it that I ended up ruining it
26:31Oh
26:31Oh, no
26:33Oh, you're gonna, you're gonna be all right
26:36You're, you're such a catch
26:39Sandy, you're, you're a homeowner
26:42It's not a very good compliment
26:44Yeah
26:45And, uh, you got a nice little rig
26:48A tight butt
26:50A little lean machine
26:51Thank you
26:52I like that one
26:53Yeah
26:53Hey, what's up
26:54Hey
26:56Sorry, dude
26:57This is your family now
26:58Just a bunch of violent, dysfunctional heathens
27:01Who can't help make a mess in public
27:02I love it
27:04I was an only child, so
27:05This is fun
27:06Uh, by the way, congrats on, uh
27:08On Panda Lady
27:11Thank you, Sandy
27:13And I'm, uh, I'm sorry that we called you Island Gordon
27:18Honestly, thank you
27:19Yeah
27:21You know, let's get a selfie
27:22Oh, yeah
27:23Is this our first picture?
27:24Yeah, the first of many
27:26Nice
27:26I wish we had done it earlier
27:28My hair was a little better
27:35Hey, asshole
27:39I hope you're proud of yourself for dishonoring Celia Cruz like that
27:42Celia Cruz?
27:44She was a very important Cuban singer
27:46Wow
27:46I know who Celia Cruz is
27:48She was a very important Cuban singer
27:50Yesterday was her birthday
27:51And I had this entire routine planned to celebrate her life
27:53And your little unicycle lady stole all that smoke
27:56I'm really sorry
27:57I didn't know
27:58Uh, can't you do it at halftime show next game?
28:01That's not how birthdays work, pinche culero
28:05Eres una vÃbora
28:06Te estoy mirando
28:09Cause it's so easy
28:13To say no
28:30Oh, yeah
28:32Oh, yeah
28:33Oh, yeah
28:37Oh, yeah
28:38Oh, yeah
29:17Go to bed.
29:53Go to bed.
30:23Go to bed.
30:53Go to bed.
31:21Go to bed.
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