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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Season 1 Episode 6
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00:15Previously on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, like those girls always have a problem with me.
00:19I kind of accepted it for what it is. I do like all of these girls, but I'm starting to
00:23get anxiety
00:24because every time I show up, I feel like I'm getting punched in the face.
00:28We're adding 5,000 square feet.
00:305,000?
00:31Yeah.
00:31Rosa, she's always exaggerating.
00:33It's not five.
00:35I'd lie.
00:36The misfits are supposed to get to him and her.
00:40I'm not doing this on camera, so I'm leaving, so come on, let's go.
00:43She said just...
00:44It's not me for...
00:45Ryan, stop f***ing saying I'm perpetuating.
00:48It's not f***ing Instagram.
00:51I've been lucky to be a lady of leisure for 10 years now.
00:55My boyfriend has allowed me to live a life of not being able to work.
00:59I'm bored in this house all by myself.
01:01Now, I'm at that crossroads where I want more for myself.
01:05I want to have kids. I want to be married.
01:07And I feel like, you know, I'll never get that where I'm at.
01:14God, you want to walk?
01:23It's so sunny today.
01:28I'm dead.
01:33Stay, stay, stay, stay.
01:36Stay, stay, stay.
01:41Oh, Jesus.
01:42Do you want to be a kid?
01:43No.
01:49Tell us the story of your breakup with your boyfriend.
01:52How did it go down?
02:08Yeah, ma.
02:15Hi.
02:15Hello, Josh.
02:16How you doing?
02:17I just read your text.
02:21I'm good.
02:22You got a lot of s*** going on.
02:24I'm good.
02:28That's always, like, my knee-jerk reaction,
02:30just to say I'm good, even though I'm not.
02:32No, I know.
02:33Listen, I just feel like the relationship has, like, run its course.
02:38There's, like, nothing more that I want to get out of this relationship
02:42that's going to, like, change and be different than, like, what it is now.
02:45Mm-hmm.
02:46It wasn't just, like, one specific moment that was, like,
02:52all right, like, I'm leaving.
02:54It was just, like, it kept building and building and building.
02:57And every time I thought it couldn't get worse, it got worse.
03:00I know in general, my relationship is very unconventional.
03:03And it was, like, a certain way at the beginning.
03:06And there was maybe one other person.
03:07But as the years went on, there was more people than I initially thought.
03:15I mean, look, I'm not surprised.
03:17I feel like I, for a long time, like, I don't know what the right thing to do is.
03:22I know it's scary coming from a point of having it all
03:25to a point of making it all on your own.
03:29It's been a long time coming.
03:31Proud of you, though.
03:32You know it wasn't easy.
03:35I want a real, solid relationship.
03:39Like, I have to make a move now for me.
03:44Did you leave on good terms?
03:46We were in bed.
03:47And I was like, okay, I feel like the relationship has run its course.
03:50And he said that he felt like I was making the right decision.
03:56He didn't even fight it.
03:58He just...
03:59Yeah, but that told you all you needed to know, babe.
04:02He thought that I was making the right decision for myself.
04:09I mean, that's what he said word for word.
04:11We fell asleep, like, hugging each other because we both knew, like, this was, like, the end.
04:18It's the beginning of the rest of your life, and I'm proud of you.
04:22Well, finding a place is first and foremost.
04:27I'm here for you.
04:28I'll help you.
04:29Yeah, I mean, I want to start maybe going through some of my stuff, if you can help me.
04:33Absolutely.
04:35I appreciate that.
04:37I only have one question.
04:39Oh, God.
04:41What?
04:41Who's going to de-seed the lemons?
04:44We should normally pick these lemon seeds to add a pearl in.
04:47First app at the house?
04:48They do.
04:50Because it ain't going to be me.
04:52I can't do the dig and flick thing.
04:55It's nasty.
05:08I got this Versace bathing suit.
05:10I love that one.
05:11I know, you know.
05:13So this is, like, my other bathing suit option, but it's, like, a little skimpy.
05:17I could wear this.
05:17I think you should try that one on.
05:18I can't remember.
05:19Rich, stop.
05:20I can't remember what.
05:21This is, like, probably too much.
05:23I'm going to bring it, depending on, like, if everybody else is wearing, like, slutty stuff.
05:28Liz and Alicia are setting up a trip for us.
05:30We're going to a Newport mansion.
05:32We're going to the largest privately owned mansion in Newport.
05:38Oh, cute.
05:40Seaview Terrace.
05:41I've never been there.
05:43Newport mansions are unlike any other mansion.
05:45Like, there's big houses, and then there's, like, the Newport mansions.
05:48They're very different.
05:49I've only ever been to the mansions, like, the breakers.
05:52I mean, look, like, I really don't care if I'm staying in a mansion or in, like, a Motel 8.
05:56I don't care about that kind of stuff.
05:58Not really.
06:00Although I am feeling a pretty big house.
06:03You have to have fun on this trip.
06:05I'm actually kind of feeling good.
06:06Like, I was feeling really weird after the whole sailboat thing, but then at polo, I was, like, I need
06:12to course crack this.
06:13Like, I'm going to be so friendly and nice, and I did that.
06:16Woo!
06:17Woo!
06:18Did you just open someone else's bottle?
06:21Do you want to come party?
06:22Let's go.
06:23Now I'm good with Liz.
06:24I'm good with Alicia.
06:25I'm good with Joellen.
06:26I'm good with Ashley.
06:27Right.
06:28You've got to work on it with Kelsey.
06:29That's it.
06:32We're friends.
06:33We're not friends.
06:34I'm trying to be your friend, and you're showing me you're not a good friend.
06:37Exactly.
06:38I'm feeling less anxiety because I feel like I'm in a good place with people, and I don't want to
06:43have fights with anyone.
06:43Right.
06:44But if they do give you a hard time, just be like, I hear what you're saying.
06:48Really looking to have a good time.
06:49And I'm sorry you feel that way.
06:50I'm sorry you feel that way.
06:51These girls are relentless.
06:53But now everybody's yelled at me, so now we can move forward, right?
06:55Shut the up.
06:56Like, you out of your mind.
06:58You've yelled and screamed.
06:59You've had your tantrum.
07:00You're a troll.
07:02Gotten it out of the way.
07:03Support people.
07:04That's it.
07:04So, like, okay.
07:05Because I don't support people.
07:07We had fun at polo, so maybe we'll have fun on this trip, too.
07:09I'm, like, turning the other cheek like nobody's business.
07:11Like, Jesus would be so proud of me.
07:13I just have to keep being myself and not freezing up and getting weird.
07:17Just don't be a weirdo.
07:18Just, like, don't be weird.
07:20A lot of people that have big on-air personalities are actually not like that in real life.
07:24If I could stop it, I would.
07:27I'm just shy and awkward, and I don't know what to tell you.
07:29Like, I'm trying my best.
07:30I can be fake if you want me to be like Joellen and just walk into the room.
07:33Hi, everybody.
07:34I'm so happy.
07:35Yeah!
07:35Like, I can do it, but then we won't make a genuine connection.
07:39So, it's, like, it's up to you.
07:40Do you want fake Rosie or do you want real Rosie?
07:41Because real Rosie is a little quiet.
07:45And awkward, honestly.
07:47I think this is going to be good.
07:49At the very least, I'll be like, oh, she's not inauthentic.
07:51She's just awkward as f***.
07:53Got it.
07:55Coming up.
07:56This is like a dream.
07:57This is, like, our story tale.
07:59Oh, my God.
08:01Stop.
08:01You were never homeless.
08:03You sold my house.
08:04We had to move back with my grandmother.
08:05You were never homeless.
08:15And we had to move back with my grandmother.
08:17We had to go.
08:17Let's go.
08:17Let's go.
08:18Let's go.
08:30Hi! Welcome in, honey. Thank you. Hi. Hi, sissy. How are you?
08:37Glad you look pretty. So do you. That's a cute outfit. Thank you.
08:40I could have steamed it a little bit. You did steam it, actually. Did you?
08:44It's so cute in here. I know. I'm gonna try this on.
08:47That's really cute. Do you like this, Jen? That's pretty.
08:50I like this. Aw, thank you. It's too hot not to have something cool.
08:55Thank you so much. Thank you so much. You're so sweet.
08:57Cheers, sissy. I don't drink. I'll drink it. I'm so excited for this trip.
09:03It's where I look like very sheep. You look ridiculous.
09:05I would get this in a heartbeat. Oh, I would. I feel like I need a vacation,
09:10and Newport is one of my favorite places to go, especially during the summer.
09:14How have you really been since the funeral?
09:19I don't know. It's been, like, a lot. How do I keep on crying even though he left 100 years?
09:24Look, it's the end of the day. He was like a second father to me when I lost my dad.
09:28Just because people don't understand until they've been through it, that awful dead dad club.
09:32And now it just happened again with grandpa.
09:33Yeah, and he was like a second dad. But, like, he really was always around. Like, when you and I
09:38were
09:38fighting or mom, he's always like that peacekeeper. Losing my grandfather definitely brings up a lot
09:45of emotions and feelings about my childhood and my mother and our relationship. Jen and I grew up
09:50very differently. She was, I don't want to say the favorite child, but there's definitely favorites.
09:57Call a spade a spade. Like, it's making me think about my kids. Like, I wish, like,
10:03mom felt like that, like, about me. She really does. She just doesn't show it the way that you
10:08want her to show it, but she 100% feels like that about you. My relationship with my mother,
10:13you want that motherly bond. I never had that in my whole life.
10:17Hi, mom. Thank you for watching them. I decided to fulfill my commitment. Fulfill your commitment
10:24as a grandmother. Growing up, I wanted my mom's love, and instead she just pushed me away. Why
10:32can't she show love? That's just who she is. And you accept that? It's not that, like, yes,
10:39I accept it because, like, I'm just going to butt my head against the wall if I expect her to
10:44change,
10:44you know, and you're still there. But I don't expect her to change. I just have distanced myself.
10:50I don't know how to forgive her for, like, our childhood. I don't know how. You have such a
10:55tough exterior that, like, inside, like, you're really hurting by, like, your relationship with her.
11:01My relationship with my mother has affected my marriage, my friends, my family. My friends are my
11:07source of love and affection and kindness. Gary also gives me the love that I never received as a child
11:13with my mom. He's always there. He's always kind and not judgmental. I never had that ever growing
11:21up. Tell her, like, why you're upset and, like, how you want your relationship to be in the future.
11:26I've told her. She won't take responsibility for her actions, and she'll just place the blame on,
11:31well, you did this and you did this, but you were supposed to love me. She's just, I don't know.
11:36I'm really proud of you. I mean, you definitely have stopped the cycle with your kids, so I'm proud of
11:40you.
11:41Thanks, Cissi. I love you. I love you. Thanks for coming to meet me.
12:06Thanks for coming. Oh, thank you. I need that. How are you?
12:11How are you? Good. You doing all right? Yeah. You're going to need a water from helping me.
12:15It's so incredibly beautiful here. Quite literally leaving the comforts of home.
12:21I know. If only it didn't look this good. I started leaving this mansion. I am terrified.
12:28I lived with my parents until I met my boyfriend. I was 20, and I went straight from my parents'
12:37house to his house.
12:38So this is, like, the first time where I'm, like, taking that step and, like, literally, I'm going to be
12:44solo.
12:44I am a firm believer that there are no mistakes. You're at, like, such a pivotal point in life.
12:51You know what you want. Kelsey's ex and I have known each other since high school.
12:56I'll always consider him a friend and a great guy, but Billy has the same life goals as Kelsey.
13:03He wants kids. He wants to get married. He wants to build a life together.
13:08It's a new beginning, and I know it's not easy. I know I'm happy.
13:16I'm happy and I'm sad about it. Listen, you're willing to make that first step, babe?
13:22It's so commendable. Who would leave all of this? This is what most people aim for their entire lives.
13:28You are courageous enough to step out and forge toward your own. I actually got you something.
13:35I actually got you a little token. Oh, my God. You know my... Stop.
13:39Ignore the bag. It's not Chanel. I don't have his money.
13:43It's you, too. No path is final. No light is lost.
13:53You were born to begin again and blaze your own night home. That's so sweet.
13:58Thank you. Thank you.
14:00Throughout the relationship, he was always giving me money so I didn't have to work.
14:06Now that we're not together anymore, I need to be more self-sufficient,
14:09and hair and makeup has always been a passion of mine. Now it's actually time to be an adult.
14:14Like, it's stressful. Can I keep the Chanel? Yeah, you can keep the Chanel.
14:20That's back. It's worth more than the compass.
14:25Coming up. Is Rula going to come?
14:27This is wicked rude that she's not here. I feel like it's just done.
14:42What is in... Are you serious?
14:45Well, I didn't know what to brag.
14:47Ready?
14:49We got... Oh, God, Lizzie. Dear God, sorry. Thank you.
14:54I'm very excited to host this trip with Liz. Newport, Rhode Island is iconic. Luxury, castles,
15:01mansions. It's where everyone wants to be in the summer. It's 30 minutes from where I live.
15:06That requires an Uber driver for me. I will not drive there.
15:10Oh, my God. Can you stand it? Princess Rolls.
15:13Right back in time, we are going in style. Oh, the girls are going to die.
15:18I thought it would be so cool to take these vintage Rolls Royces to this old spooky castle.
15:26How cute. Oh, my God. I want to go on that one.
15:29Oh, my God. I love this. Look at these cars.
15:32It's almost like we're on kind of a time machine. It's pretty Gucci. It's pretty cool.
15:37Has anyone heard from Rula? No.
15:39No. She can Uber herself.
15:41We'll see you there. Let's go.
15:42It's a race. Vroom, vroom.
15:49Such history to this place. It was built in the early 20s.
15:54This castle, I've been there several times with parties. It's beautiful. It's big. It's quirky.
16:00It's wild. Not unlike us. Let me get a crackle. Hold on.
16:05Do you want one? Oh, thank you.
16:06Listen, can I ask you something? How is Kelsey?
16:09She'll be okay. It'll be fine. I feel like she needs this trip for herself, you know?
16:15I love the port. Yeah, it's beautiful over here.
16:18I'm going through major life changes here. I need an eat, pray, love trip with the girls.
16:24As much as I would love to be on the French Riviera, I will settle for a little Newport mansion.
16:29It's so beautiful. I know.
16:32I haven't talked to Rula since Polo. I have to be honest.
16:35I think she needs this frigging girls trip more than any of us right now.
16:38Listen, should we call her? Let's call her.
16:43She's not answering. I know that Rula's been through so much stress. I think Rula really
16:49needs this trip, so I feel like we're going to have fun. I'm going to have fun. I don't know
16:52about the rest of the group, actually.
16:59Look at the windows, Liz. An actual, real-life princess.
17:05This is our life.
17:07Celebrating today. The stud with the ship. How amazing.
17:12The dolly.
17:16Seve is one of my absolute best friends, and one of her best friends owns the mansion.
17:23Cheers. This is epic.
17:24Good to have you guys.
17:26I've known Seve 40 years, longer than most of these girls have been on the planet.
17:31This is like a dream. This is like our story tale.
17:34The chandelier.
17:35I'm dead.
17:36It's actually the hundredth anniversary of this house being built. Pieces of the house
17:42were assembled from all over Europe originally.
17:45Oh my God. Look at this.
17:50I mean, what more could this watch?
17:53It's a fairy room.
17:54That's why. Look at my baby dolls.
17:55This is my vibe.
17:57Liz, this reminds me of you.
17:59Yeah, I love it. I think I'm going to stay here.
18:02I'm going to take the fairy room with all the fairies.
18:04We get first dibs, and everyone else can figure out where they want to go.
18:07And all these rooms are gorgeous. They should all be happy.
18:09I'm so excited for these girls to get the royal treatment.
18:12We have two butlers with champagne bottles all day long.
18:15I think Kelsey is going to feel right at home.
18:17Kelsey's used to this.
18:19Well, at least she used to be.
18:25I love this.
18:29Oh my God, stop.
18:32Jo, I can't.
18:34Can I offer you some champagne?
18:35I would love one.
18:37It's down here right now.
18:39Welcome.
18:40We're going to let you girls pick your rooms.
18:42Okay.
18:43I am choosing a room at the exact opposite end as where Rosie is staying.
18:49So there's this room with a massive mirror. Stunning.
18:52This is cool.
18:53Are there rooms this way?
18:55All right, just go in the basement.
18:56We call this the queen's room.
18:59Want to do this?
18:59Yes, you and me right here.
19:01So we have like a really exciting thing.
19:04Put on like a really cute, girly dolly doll tea party outfit.
19:10A doll tea party?
19:12Oh, God.
19:13Everyone get ready.
19:14Okay.
19:14Kissed it.
19:15And then broke into my eyelashes.
19:24What's up with these dolls?
19:25She probably talks to them when Billie's not home.
19:28I feel like you're going to get in trouble.
19:30I don't know why.
19:32Just think dolls are so pretty.
19:34It tells so much about a person by what doll they pick.
19:36I don't let my daughter play with you.
19:38You don't let Selena play with me.
19:40I tell her if she does very gently.
19:42As a child, I knew that I loved beauty.
19:44I loved clothes.
19:45I loved purses.
19:46I loved little high heels.
19:47I liked it probably at three years old.
19:48And I like it at 41.
19:50She's just like everything.
19:51I feel like she gets it.
19:52I had to guess.
19:53Rula's going to show up eventually.
19:55I think tomorrow though.
19:56Really?
19:57You don't think today?
19:58I think I just got nail glue in my eye.
20:01So, okay.
20:02Tell me how you have been.
20:03I know you've had a couple of hard days.
20:05It's definitely hard, but I'm doing okay.
20:07To be honest with you, everything that he has taken care of for me, like that's now going
20:12to be on me.
20:13Like I need to figure out where I'm going to live.
20:16I feel like I don't know certain parts of adulthood, I guess you can say.
20:21Bills, mortgage payments.
20:23People talk about like principal payment.
20:24What?
20:25The principal of what?
20:26Like, I don't know what that means.
20:28I don't know.
20:29I never even knew what my dad's career was.
20:31All I knew was that the bills were getting paid.
20:34And he bought me a car and paid for my college.
20:36Gorge.
20:38Let's go up the store.
20:42Go girl.
20:43You got this.
20:46Oh my god, this is perfect.
20:49It's like Cinderella's hearted.
20:50Like carriage, cartage.
20:53You girls look beautiful.
20:55Oh my god, look.
20:55There's little things for all the dolls.
20:57Isn't this fun?
20:59Yeah.
20:59I'm obsessed with this doll lunch.
21:01I loved my American Girl dolls growing up.
21:03Like, I had all five originals.
21:05Do I have all of my NSYNC Barbies still?
21:07Yes.
21:08My Jonas Barbies, the Cape Rock era?
21:10Yes.
21:11Can we offer you some champagne?
21:12Yes, please.
21:14Are you kidding with this carriage?
21:16I love Liz's outfit.
21:18No, thanks.
21:18Ah!
21:19Oh, she fell.
21:20No, she didn't.
21:21Holy .
21:22I didn't even look at the side of these shoes.
21:24Are you okay?
21:25All right.
21:26We try again.
21:27That's a graceful entrance.
21:29Goodness, you guys look so cute.
21:31Rosie, you look like a stripper.
21:34That was the plan.
21:37I should have just said, you don't look good.
21:39Okay, so let me introduce you to the bitches.
21:41They're gonna come sit with us and eat this gorgeous meal.
21:43I want to know what these dolls mean to you.
21:45So, like, what dolls, right?
21:47Like, throughout the entire world for centuries or billions of years ago.
21:50Billions.
21:51Every girl, most of them, just connects to a baby doll.
21:54Where'd you get that statistic?
21:56From billions of years.
22:00We're gonna have lunch.
22:02But everyone take their dolls and they're gonna sit next to us, okay?
22:04I remember my very first doll was Snow White.
22:07I love Snow White so much.
22:09If a hair was out of place, I would have a breakdown and throw the doll and cry.
22:13Mental.
22:15It was really psychotic.
22:16They go right here.
22:17Look, so easy.
22:18You good?
22:20You're a little hot?
22:21We gotta cool you down, girlfriend.
22:23What are their names?
22:24Whatever you feel.
22:25That's the beauty part of it.
22:27I play with dolls with my three-year-old.
22:29And that's it.
22:30You're not putting your doll in your chair, though.
22:31She deserves to be on a pedestal.
22:33The way Alicia likes dolls is the way I like Botox.
22:37Excuse me, ladies.
22:38Would you like some tea?
22:39Sure.
22:39Thank you so much.
22:40It looks great.
22:41Is Rula gonna come?
22:42I have not talked to Rula.
22:44Did you cry to call her?
22:45I did.
22:49This is wicked rude that she's not here.
22:51I just think she was kind of, like, beat down, choosing to believe Ryan.
22:56And she's like, that's it.
22:57Like, we're working on marriage.
22:58And I don't think she wants to hear anything anymore.
23:01She needs to stop blaming me.
23:02I'm actually trying to be there for you and have your back.
23:04I'm gonna hurt you.
23:07And if you want this, I'll figure it out.
23:10Well, I think that she questions your motives.
23:13What's the motive?
23:14I don't want her to lose her husband.
23:16I feel bad, and I think that you guys should feel bad.
23:19I totally feel bad.
23:20Do you feel bad, though, really, Jo?
23:22I do feel bad.
23:23I do.
23:24I don't believe Jo feels bad.
23:26So it's funny to me when she says it.
23:28I'm just like, okay, who are you?
23:31Well, who the f...
23:32Who are you?
23:33No one needs to remind her that he's a scumbag anymore.
23:36It's done.
23:36She thinks it's from a year and a half ago, Alicia.
23:39Done.
23:41Let's save it for when she's here.
23:43I agree.
23:45So, listen, tonight we're gonna have a night.
23:48Black tie.
23:48You can relax a little bit.
23:50We'll see you down at dinner.
23:51Let's get our jowls.
23:53They'll watch us get ready.
23:54She really looked like legit lost her leg.
23:57See what it's like getting old?
23:59She feels it.
24:01Coming up.
24:02Do you still talk to your ex at all?
24:04Like, as friends?
24:04He still hates her things.
24:08Now he's just a real sugar daddy.
24:10Before she could at least pretend he was her boyfriend.
24:22Hi.
24:23Watch the pass!
24:24Watch the pass!
24:25Am I at practice?
24:26Yeah.
24:26Let's go, G. Let's go.
24:28I'm like in a swing right now.
24:30Like, just like swinging back and forth.
24:34Yeah, I'm swinging.
24:40It's gonna be like a diamond over there.
24:43There's nothing.
24:45Someone's done this before then.
24:5010 cents.
24:51No jewels there.
24:52Okay.
25:01Come in.
25:04Robert, I want to deliver these to all the girls.
25:07I have a nice pillow.
25:08That's awesome.
25:09I do.
25:09And then you'll deliver them for me?
25:11Exactly.
25:12Planning this masquerade dinner, we all kind of bring into life, you know, this mask.
25:18So everyone revealing something about themselves, it would bring us closer together.
25:23It's like an exercise in camaraderie, or I am hoping for it to be anyway.
25:30I'm going to send this one to Rosie because she wears this big.
25:34Larger than life facade, but what's deeper.
25:38I'm going to send this to Ashley because I think that she tends to subdue Joellen.
25:44And she's the jester, but I think that there's some heavier stuff.
25:49Kelsey.
25:50People see this dark, closed off side, and those who really know her see this brighter side.
25:57Alicia.
25:58Puts out to the world, everything's great.
26:01And then I think that there's this other side that's not always perfect.
26:06Oh my God, I love this.
26:07Can you have a message?
26:08Wear this mask to the ball.
26:10Wear secrets for eyes and facades.
26:14Facades, facades may fall.
26:16But truth begins when masks are gone.
26:18Reveal yourself before the dawn.
26:20What do we need to reveal?
26:21Like, I don't have any secrets.
26:23Neither do I.
26:25Oh, she's gorgeous though, this bitch.
26:39What the heck am I walking into?
26:41What does Liz have in store for us?
26:44I feel like we're in the movie Eyes Wide Shut and there's like an orgy downstairs waiting for us.
26:52I can't breathe in here.
26:54You don't get to take it off, I don't think it has shit.
26:56What am I supposed to do?
26:57Not eat and drink?
26:59This is never not going to be funny to me.
27:04You're mask sucks.
27:06Dude, you can't even breathe through that.
27:08It doesn't even have a mouth.
27:09Poor girl.
27:11Hello.
27:12Oh, hello.
27:13Oh my God, that is unbelievable, Liz.
27:16Perhaps what they see is the big bad wolf.
27:19But what they don't know is behind this mask is someone who is crazy sensitive.
27:25I'm not the wolf in sheep's clothing.
27:28I'm actually the sheep in wolf's clothing.
27:31What a great job you did picking out these masks.
27:34Is it uncomfortable?
27:35Are they uncomfortable?
27:36No, I really enjoy this.
27:37I'm hoping we can shed the masks, show a little bit more of our other side, the one that we're
27:44trying not to show.
27:47All right, JoJo, I can go first.
27:50I know that most of you know me well.
27:52There's definitely good and bad to me.
27:54I think a lot of the bad comes from trauma as a child.
27:59My mom sent me away to a behavioral program.
28:02I remember that.
28:03Yeah.
28:04It was hard.
28:04These behavioral programs, they were for really bad kids, like children convicts and arsonists and stabbers.
28:12I don't feel like my behavior in high school was outrageous.
28:17But my mother's behavior to me as a child just felt like she didn't love me.
28:21I don't want to be like her.
28:23So I'm definitely trying.
28:24Do you feel like sometimes you hurt people as well?
28:28Like, I don't think I'm usually the one that starts it.
28:30I think I'm the one that continues it.
28:33And that's also like a really bad trait of me.
28:36I think that I don't want to be betrayed.
28:38And when somebody calls me out on something that's not true, that I'm lying.
28:43But he's not having an affair.
28:45He is.
28:46Promise on my kids.
28:47Brian, stop saying I'm perpetuating.
28:50Yeah, stop playing.
28:50It's not Instagram.
28:52I need to prove you're wrong.
28:54And what you're saying about me is not true.
28:57Because I didn't do that as a kid.
29:00My mask is off.
29:02Liz, tell us about you.
29:03What makes Lizzie so hard?
29:05I think it kind of stems from having such incredible loss at such a super young age.
29:12I think that I'm afraid to let anyone in because I'm afraid to lose.
29:17This is like something I don't share ever with anyone.
29:20I've experienced loss from my mom passing at such a young age who got sick when I was 12.
29:27She died when I was 15.
29:29I have abandonment issues.
29:33It's not that I'm big and scary.
29:35It's that like I'm probably more afraid of them than they are me.
29:40I'm hard to get to know.
29:42I'm very tough.
29:45Do you want to go next?
29:47Ashley.
29:48Oh, boy.
29:50I think that when I was going on The Bachelor, I was always like,
29:53oh, I don't have a sob story.
29:54I have no idea what I'm going to talk about.
29:55And I think that stresses me out because I'm always like, that will happen one day.
30:01You know, because you can't like skate by because somebody will like die, you know?
30:06That's petrifying that like that's always like to come.
30:12Okay.
30:14All right then, there you go.
30:16Ashley is crying that she has nothing to cry about.
30:18Just put the mask back on.
30:20Rosie, you can go.
30:21A lot of people don't know that like I have really bad anxiety.
30:24I'm actually like really shy in real life.
30:27When I'm being bigger, it's more for like TV stuff, Instagram stuff,
30:30because I've learned to pretend and I learned to be bigger and I learned to be
30:33what everybody wants me to be.
30:36Something I felt a lot growing up.
30:38I was so used to having to just do whatever my mom said all the time to make her happy.
30:42And you don't want to upset her.
30:43You just do it and just make everybody happy.
30:46So I still kind of feel selfish choosing myself sometimes.
30:49So I'm just, I'm working on it, you know?
30:53Someday I'm going to be super selfish and you guys are going to be like,
30:55Whoa, you took it too far.
30:57You don't think people want to see your genuine self?
30:59Once I get comfortable, I like open it up.
31:02So it's just different.
31:05Next.
31:06Next.
31:07Kelsey.
31:07Me?
31:08Oh God.
31:09I think I have a very tough exterior when it comes to my relationship.
31:14That is like the only thing I'm mega sensitive with.
31:18Yeah.
31:18Yeah.
31:20Kelsey, not to bring it up, but like how are you doing after the breakup?
31:26I'm hanging in there.
31:27It's for the best though.
31:29At the end of the day, there was a standstill with my ex and it lasted 10 years.
31:33So it's like how many more years am I going to do the same thing?
31:37Yeah.
31:37She cries though.
31:39I actually had no idea that Kelsey broke up with her sugar daddy.
31:42Last I had heard, she was seeing numerous people.
31:44I am dating and I love the both of them.
31:48She's already been bringing the new boyfriend around.
31:50Why should I be surprised she's not with the old boyfriend anymore?
31:52Like it's very confusing, this whole relationship.
31:54Or relationships, I should say.
31:56How do you think Bill's different than Rex?
31:58Like he cares, he listens.
31:59Have you thought about marriage with him or anything like that?
32:02There's marriage material, yeah.
32:03Do you still talk to your ex at all?
32:04Like as friends?
32:05Yeah, we have a good relationship.
32:08There's still a lot of things that connect the two of us.
32:12He still pays for things.
32:25He still pays for things.
32:28Pays my health insurance.
32:30Pays for my car insurance.
32:34And I'm getting a place of my own and my ex like agreed to pay the rent.
32:39Just so that I get on my feet.
32:40It's good for you.
32:42I'm taking what I'm entitled to.
32:44It has nothing to do with being independent or still being on his nipple.
32:47Like he said, whatever I can do to help you, I will.
32:50If I was actually married to him for 10 years, I would be walking away with a lot more.
32:55Why does he do it?
32:56Just because he like loves you so much?
32:57It's the least he can do.
32:59If anyone believes it's like wrong for him to pay for that stuff, just has clearly not been with the
33:05right person.
33:06Leaving after 10 years and you get nothing.
33:08He's like, I'll pay for your apartment and it's like a divorce.
33:13He still pays all your bills.
33:15Now he's just a real sugar daddy.
33:17Before she could at least pretend he was her boyfriend.
33:19Alicia?
33:20You next, my doll?
33:22Well, I guess I've seen like really dark things that no kid should have seen.
33:27What kind of like dark things was it like with your dad?
33:29Yeah, I just think that like, like my life was not easy.
33:34From what I remember, my father left us homeless.
33:38I had moved like a lot.
33:40You were homeless?
33:41You were never homeless.
33:43No, he did.
33:44He stole my house.
33:45He left.
33:45He took my home as a child.
33:48That's a stretch.
33:49You're never homeless, babe.
33:50You have a big, beautiful family.
33:53No one would ever allow you to be homeless.
33:55You kind of went with your grandparents for a little while, which was a very nice place.
34:01Am I trying to protect her from coming across as privileged?
34:05Yeah.
34:05He stole my house.
34:06We had to move back with my grandmother.
34:08I will never hear you say you were homeless.
34:11You were never homeless in your life.
34:15I think that Liz is trying to protect my family, but don't diminish like what I've been through.
34:19When I first moved into my grandparents, I was thrilled because I was like,
34:23oh my God, I get to be with my grandparents.
34:25But as time went on, I'd be like, where's my house?
34:28I was sharing a room with my mom.
34:30What happened to my bedroom that was, I had this beautiful car bed.
34:33It was like a Corvette.
34:34So in my mind, we had no home.
34:37And if it wasn't for my grandparents, we would have been homeless.
34:39Take it off.
34:40Your face is too beautiful.
34:42Oh, perfect time for dessert.
34:43I want to thank you all for tonight.
34:45I loved it.
34:45I loved it.
34:46I loved the most.
34:47Rosie, I think that was the first genuine thing that came out of your mouth.
34:52And I'm saying that in a nice way, not a mean way.
34:55I actually felt for a second that you were telling the truth.
34:59What have I not told the truth about?
35:03I'm actually trying to give you a compliment.
35:05I genuinely am meaning this.
35:07This is what I've been like trying to convey to her.
35:10Like you haven't been honest.
35:11This moment, I feel like you are.
35:14She's giving you a compliment and you just went right on the defensive.
35:16So she's telling you like, hey, I thought you were being genuine.
35:20We say thank you.
35:22When her saying this, it's refreshing.
35:24Would insinuate that she's never been honest.
35:30No, I do appreciate it.
35:32I'm glad you feel that way.
35:35Oh, backhand.
35:36It was backhanded.
35:37We got so close.
35:39You were so close.
35:40Being in the pageant world, I know a bull when I see one.
35:43There's a lot of fake girls around in between her talking about me.
35:46Never have I ever had a polygamist.
35:48Can you imagine?
35:49I thought Kelsey was that.
35:51Not supporting me.
35:52I appreciated you asking me to do a haircut.
35:55You never posted anything.
35:57My God.
35:59I can't keep up with the ever-changing personalities.
36:02Who is Rosemary?
36:04I think you guys aren't giving Rosie enough grace because there was a little bit of sass in this air.
36:12I actually think the sass came from Rosie.
36:17She got a crazy backhanded compliment.
36:19It made it seem like she's never been genuine before.
36:23Like she's always been lying.
36:25You guys think that she's always been lying?
36:27That's how I felt.
36:28Rosie has mentioned that she would like for me to stick up for her more in this group.
36:32I never expected anyone to stick up for me and that's just like been like my whole life.
36:36After the whole Alicia thing, it actually bothered me that you didn't stick up for me.
36:39I'd have been nice.
36:39I'm sorry for not sticking up for you.
36:42Kelsey's reaction to Rosie, it was such a blatant backhanded compliment that even I felt
36:50comfortable being like, excuse me, that wasn't fully nice.
36:54There was an ingenuineness that I felt.
36:58I'm sorry if you feel like I'm not genuine or that I lie or anything, you know?
37:04Okay.
37:06It's okay.
37:07You know?
37:08We get it.
37:09You know what's it called when the horse is dead?
37:11Beating a dead horse.
37:12It's like being a dead horse.
37:13When the horse is dead?
37:14I don't know.
37:17I want to thank you all for joining me on my little masquerade dinner.
37:21I loved it.
37:22I loved it.
37:22Thank you for being open and shedding the masks.
37:26Whatever we want to do tonight.
37:28Have fun in the castle and let's reconvene in the morning.
37:32We'll have some breakfast.
37:34This is perfect, you guys.
37:35Lizzie, this was really beautiful.
37:39I thought that went well-ish.
37:43I don't know what I did that was so offensive.
37:45I don't feel like what she said was a nice thing to say.
37:48Like, I was like, what did I lie about?
37:51I don't know.
37:52Wait, I think I hear Rosie talking.
37:53Let's go listen.
37:54You made it seem like what she said wasn't a backhanded compliment at all,
37:58since she basically was alluding to the fact that you've never said anything honest.
38:01Also, why the with me and Kelsey had long conversations?
38:05She had all the time in the world at dinner to say these things to me,
38:08yet she waits till dinner room with Ashley to start talking .
38:12She doesn't have balls to say it to me.
38:15She sulks like a slinky.
38:16A conversation with her?
38:17She accused me of talking about her at the picnic.
38:20Hi.
38:21Yeah.
38:22What's wrong?
38:29She accused me of talking about her at the picnic.
38:32Hi.
38:33Yeah.
38:33Yeah.
38:34Hi.
38:35Hi.
38:35What's wrong?
38:36Just getting changed.
38:37Come here.
38:38We were just talking about, I feel like what you were saying before was like a little bit
38:42of a backhanded compliment to her.
38:44I felt bad because everybody kind of snapped at her.
38:47No, I don't think it was a backhanded compliment.
38:49I feel like you're not being honest.
38:52Wait, wait, wait, wait.
38:52Let's be specific.
38:53What is she lying about?
38:55Her house.
38:56Why does she complain about her?
38:58She's a good job.
38:59You got fired.
39:00You said you left for mental health.
39:02I left for mental health because I got colitis.
39:04I did have colitis a couple of years ago.
39:06What?
39:06Yeah, that's why I quit NBC 10 because I had to wear diapers for her.
39:10I don't know what you want me to do about that.
39:13Why are you so upset with me for rumors that have nothing to do with you?
39:17Like, oh, you got fired from your job.
39:19I went on medical leave because I couldn't stop bleeding out of my butt.
39:23Why would I say that when I could say that I got fired?
39:28What?
39:29She makes up.
39:30When you meet someone, you, like, exaggerate things.
39:32Like, yeah, me and Rich from building, like, an 8,000 square foot house.
39:35Like, just, like, blurt out.
39:36I have no idea why Kelsey would actually care about the square footage or the honesty of the
39:41square footage of a house.
39:43Like, I have never talked to my friends about the square footage of my house.
39:47We're adding 5,000 square feet.
39:48The current house is 1,500.
39:49And when we finish the garage into a gym, it's not 1,000.
39:53I'm sorry if that's not a good enough answer for you.
39:55The way that Kelsey is delivering this accusation, she's, like, so certain.
39:59And I'm like, well, what's your proof, bitch?
40:02When there's smoke, there's fire.
40:03Just because the answer isn't what you want doesn't mean it's not true.
40:06You can believe whatever you want.
40:07I'm cool with that.
40:10This is, like, another act of Rosie.
40:12This is, like, the calm Rosie.
40:15She's always telling the truth.
40:16I'm not buying one word that comes out of her mouth.
40:20Nope.
40:21I really don't care about it, to be honest.
40:24It seems like you really care about it.
40:26I really don't think maybe you just didn't want to like me.
40:27And that's okay.
40:28I don't think you want to like me either.
40:29I'm good with this.
40:31Kelsey wants to discredit everything about me.
40:33You're attacking my house.
40:34You don't have a house.
40:35You're attacking my relationship, my husband.
40:38You don't have a husband.
40:39You're attacking my career.
40:41You've had one for about a year, maybe.
40:43It's a lot easier to project things onto me
40:46than to possibly be a target of everyone talking about
40:49what's really going on in your life.
40:51Shut the up.
40:53Thank you so much for coming in and visiting us.
40:56There's the door over there.
40:58Good night.
40:59Good job.
41:00At this point, believe whatever you want.
41:09Later, this season on The Real Housewives of Bird Island.
41:12This shot is to all of us.
41:16To beginnings and to ends.
41:19To the end of the summer, the beginning of autumn,
41:22to the end of strife, to the beginning of others.
41:25Cheers.
41:25Peace and war.
41:33What is that, a kazoo?
41:35Is that a kazoo?
41:36How much is the rent?
41:37I'm not paying for it.
41:38Your ex is paying for it?
41:39My ex.
41:40That's awesome.
41:41That's up.
41:42You put me through hell for long enough.
41:44I just feel like we have to decide on the lease soon.
41:47If she wanted you to sell it, would you?
41:49Sure, it's gonna cry.
41:50Oh, no, no, no.
41:51I'm not gonna cry.
41:52No, you're not?
41:52No.
41:53You should have showed me how to be, like, respectful and kind.
41:56Because now I'm not.
41:58I gotta prove it.
42:00Holy .
42:01This is bad.
42:02Joellen shows me a video.
42:04Being in her house, I want to die.
42:06I feel like I'm carrying a poster.
42:07Like, I know.
42:09I know what you did last week.
42:11You showed your real colors.
42:12My true colors are f***ing beautiful.
42:14Stop.
42:15The f*** out of my face.
42:17What did I do?
42:18Everybody f***ing in Rhode Island knows you're married men.
42:21And you're a f***ing slam-pick.
42:22You're looking for a fight.
42:24You're fighting right now.
42:26Who's tired of f***ing yelling and fighting all the time?
42:30Holy .
42:32Do you know about the video?
42:35I don't understand about a video.
42:37Brian was arrested for tracking me.
42:42I mean, obviously, like, really, like, what are you gonna do?
42:46Yeah.
42:47What are you going to do?
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