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The Party's Just Beginning 2018 ‧ Comedy⧸Drama [Full Movie] [Long Version]Full EP - Full
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00:00:30I'm not going back to see them. I'm not going back to see them.
00:00:33We could only have a truce.
00:00:36One suggestion!
00:00:38All my breasts!
00:00:41I don't want to go and see him again, so what if his cocks flat?
00:00:44A town like this tends to lead itself to an overactive imagination.
00:00:48Ever sit in a solitary place and imagine so hard,
00:00:51you begin to question what the difference is between imagining and living.
00:00:55Just me then?
00:00:56Think about it. Why are we settling for such blazing virality?
00:01:00I can offer you a life more magic than any mushroom ever picks.
00:01:03Better than every puppet sky gets hailed in every nest all at once,
00:01:06so come on! Huh? Who's with me?
00:01:08Ah, you gobshite!
00:01:09Like, I'm not trying to start a cult, and if I am, like, it's the cult of the mind.
00:01:14It's all there for us in our heads, so join me in starting a new existence within ourselves!
00:01:19Woo!
00:01:22Okay, so no one wants to be my cult.
00:01:24I feel fair enough like it doesn't matter anything because I can just imagine it, so...
00:01:27I was just feeling generous.
00:01:30Thought I'd share the secrets of a perfect existence, but guess what?
00:01:34No one's listening!
00:01:37You're lost.
00:01:38Trouble is, the closer I get to being able to conjure up real emotions from daydreams,
00:01:42is the closer I get to realizing that I might as well be dead.
00:01:45This one goes out to Alistair.
00:01:47Thank you for leaving me!
00:01:51That was a bit dark, I'm sorry.
00:02:25Thanks a lot.
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00:04:45Hey, Charlie, get up.
00:04:52Up.
00:05:06You got any mortadella?
00:05:11No, we don't stock mortadella.
00:05:12You got any mortadella?
00:05:25You got any mortadella?
00:05:49You got any mortadella?
00:05:49You had to pay for the chair separately because after that we were looking at £300, £400 when
00:05:53we thought it was just £150.
00:05:54And the floor was £300.
00:05:56It's nice, isn't it?
00:05:57It's really modern.
00:05:59Ryan didn't want it but then Kelly across the road got it and then suddenly he wanted it.
00:06:03So I didn't really know what to do but then his mum bought the table and she was for us
00:06:06anyway.
00:06:11Donna, I can't go away when I come.
00:06:13You're not allowed in here!
00:06:14Go and play or something!
00:06:15You can't tell me what to do.
00:06:16Do you want me to tell your dad?
00:06:18Play!
00:06:19Now!
00:06:20You ever going to have any of your own?
00:06:21No.
00:06:22I'm not really bothered.
00:06:35Aurora Borealis!
00:06:38She's coming!
00:06:39She's coming!
00:07:09You's coming!
00:07:12Help!
00:07:13See you!
00:07:15Enemy disguised!
00:07:19perfect hey-
00:07:21Comes it again.
00:07:26Alright!
00:07:28There's notes!
00:07:32The price isn't just keeping expected, but like...
00:08:25Hello?
00:08:26Put down the phone.
00:08:27Why?
00:08:28Hang up.
00:08:33Pick up the phone.
00:08:34Yes, mother.
00:08:37Another helpline caller.
00:08:39I really wish your father would get his finger out of his arse and change our number.
00:08:43He takes so long to do anything.
00:08:45How long have I been asking him about being in the back wall in the living room?
00:08:49It takes a year to turn around that man.
00:08:52Have you been taking your tablets?
00:08:54No.
00:08:54Really?
00:08:55No, I haven't.
00:08:56I can't swallow pills.
00:08:57It's physically impossible for me without gagging and throwing up.
00:09:00My throat says no.
00:09:01The doctor said you'd see a big improvement.
00:09:04I don't want those weird pill space cadet eyes.
00:09:06I'd rather just drink like you.
00:09:07These people know what they are talking about.
00:09:09Dr. Smith was the one who told me I'm afraid of you.
00:09:11At least I know where I'm at with alcohol.
00:09:13And he's right.
00:09:14I mean...
00:09:15You and Dr. Smith just want to brush it all under the...
00:09:18He said that.
00:09:18I saw him at bingo.
00:09:20He actually said that.
00:09:21You don't have any hobbies or real part.
00:09:23I know about cheese.
00:09:24You look great.
00:09:25Excuse me?
00:09:26But worst of all, you don't have a boyfriend.
00:09:29Worst of all?
00:09:30You should have a boyfriend by now.
00:09:32And what's wrong with cheese?
00:09:33Just worry about you that time.
00:09:34And I am really trying to make that mean something to me.
00:09:37I was already pregnant with you.
00:10:06I was already pregnant with you.
00:10:38I was already pregnant with you.
00:10:51I was already pregnant with you.
00:10:51I was pregnant with you.
00:10:51I was pregnant with you.
00:10:52But I'mстрой.
00:10:58I was pregnant again.
00:10:59I was pregnant.
00:11:00I was pregnant.
00:11:00I was pregnant with you.
00:11:01I was pregnant.
00:11:03What was outraiction?
00:11:04I just want the back wall.
00:11:06I don't want the back wall.
00:11:13Have you done it again?
00:11:15No.
00:11:16No, you haven't.
00:11:27Hello?
00:11:31Anyone?
00:11:31Anyone Chinese for dinner?
00:11:38It's getting cold.
00:11:59Hello?
00:12:01Hello, is this the helpline?
00:12:03No, you've got the wrong number.
00:12:05Oh, hello?
00:12:07Hello?
00:12:10Hello?
00:12:11Oh, God.
00:15:01You want something to drink?
00:15:03Yes, please.
00:15:04Just help yourself to anything you want in a mini bar.
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:21You guys should really drink here.
00:15:22Makes working in a supermarket easier.
00:15:24Can't really conjure up the energy to resent it through a hangover.
00:15:32This is a good song.
00:15:41Cheers!
00:15:42Boy, you're a mess.
00:15:44Yeah, you're a mess too.
00:15:45Alright, come on.
00:15:47Let's go.
00:16:00Oh no.
00:16:02Oh no.
00:16:03No.
00:16:26Oh no.
00:17:31I'm sorry.
00:17:34So aggressive.
00:17:36What, the pigs?
00:17:36Yeah, yeah.
00:17:37Aye, because you know, gangsters apparently have, like, pig forms.
00:17:41So that when they kill someone, they can use the pigs to eat their bodies.
00:17:47Pigs eat humans?
00:17:49Aye.
00:17:50And, you know, for gangsters and that, so they don't get caught.
00:17:53Because there's no evidence there.
00:17:54That's dark.
00:17:54That's dark as f***.
00:17:55That's how it happens.
00:17:57Well, time does this thing for Scotland's repeat start?
00:17:59It starts in half an hour.
00:18:01Right, then we have to take these now.
00:18:04Yes, yes we do.
00:18:05So we're coming up for the first song.
00:18:06I'm off if yous are going to be grinning all day.
00:18:08Not doing it.
00:18:09What's the Scotland's here?
00:18:10You know what?
00:18:12What?
00:18:13You've got a bad attitude.
00:18:15Oh, it's so immature, honestly.
00:18:17Babe, why?
00:18:17I'm not going to stay and watch you mix drugs and it's just not good.
00:18:22Mix it.
00:18:26Can't even.
00:18:28Wait, I like the back.
00:18:29I don't know if you're tasting it.
00:18:30Wait, how's the taste?
00:18:33Give me the tea.
00:18:34Oh, that's cold.
00:18:35Oh.
00:18:37Oh.
00:18:37Oh, that's disgusting.
00:18:39I can't believe you don't have a CD player.
00:18:42Seriously, who doesn't have a CD player?
00:18:45Me.
00:18:48It's so weird.
00:18:51Let's just make your own music.
00:18:56I bent, okay?
00:18:57Look, he's not coming over, is he?
00:18:59No, how?
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:02You know what it's like.
00:19:03We can't really, like, talk properly when he's here.
00:19:07Yeah, we can't.
00:19:09No, we can't.
00:19:10Your responses are all, like,
00:19:12Oh, this is offensive.
00:19:18Shut up.
00:19:19Like, you're different.
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:21You're just, like, not you.
00:19:22I'm more me.
00:19:23I can be myself with them.
00:19:29I can be myself around you.
00:19:31I thought you were the same with me.
00:19:33Oh, aye, but it's different.
00:19:36I'm closer to him than anyone.
00:19:38What about your dad?
00:19:41I mean, what about him?
00:19:44Doesn't he have a CD player or literally anything that we can play some f***ing music on?
00:19:50No.
00:19:51Just has that police gun.
00:19:53Started off as a precaution.
00:19:55Now he listens to it like music.
00:19:58Oh, I don't know what's that.
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03I'm sensitive to pigs.
00:20:05I had a bad experience in my childhood.
00:20:07Don't do that.
00:20:07I don't even want to know.
00:20:09I just got these in.
00:20:11They're called ballet slippers.
00:20:14They'll make good money from these decent amount of MDMA.
00:20:17They'll make me horny.
00:20:19I haven't had sex in ages.
00:20:21Ugh.
00:20:22Why ugh?
00:20:23What's ew?
00:20:25I'm lucky me and Ben have such a healthy sex life.
00:20:28We've been doing it like twice a day.
00:20:32Doesn't it hurt?
00:20:33What?
00:20:34Sex.
00:20:34I mean, it must be pretty shit to know there's guaranteed pain every time you have sex.
00:20:38How would you know if it's painful?
00:20:40Plus, we don't even do anal.
00:20:42Then how do you have sex?
00:20:45We rub.
00:20:52Sex doesn't mean purely penetration.
00:20:54Sex is everything, all of it.
00:20:56Just because I don't like **** doesn't mean...
00:20:58You've never had sex?
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:02You've never had sex?
00:21:07Was he told the church he's gay yet?
00:21:10No.
00:21:14I think I'm starting to cut up.
00:21:17Mmmmm.
00:21:18Ah!
00:21:20I went to see her and she was just lying there.
00:21:24You know, she was really conscious.
00:21:26And I remember seeing it at one moment, what do I see to her, you know, and I sang to
00:21:32her and as I was singing she, she blasted me.
00:21:51You could do this.
00:21:52I want to be her.
00:21:54You're better than her.
00:21:56I'm better than her.
00:21:57Oh!
00:21:58I had the worm shortage in her!
00:22:03Woo!
00:22:09Woo!
00:22:11Woo!
00:22:11Woo!
00:22:11Woo!
00:22:12Woo!
00:22:12Woo!
00:22:12Woo!
00:22:12Woo!
00:22:12Woo!
00:22:13Woo!
00:22:15Woo!
00:22:16Woo!
00:22:18Woo!
00:22:29Oh, my God.
00:22:49I'm not going back to normal.
00:23:00Let's never go out there.
00:23:16Hello?
00:23:22Hi.
00:23:24Who's this?
00:23:26Who's this?
00:23:31Charlotte.
00:23:33Are you a helper, Charlotte?
00:23:36No.
00:23:37You've got the wrong number.
00:23:38The helpline is 49626.
00:23:41I'll bet you're having a right laugh about this.
00:23:44No.
00:23:45It's one digit off.
00:23:46It's an easy mistake to make.
00:23:47You'll be laughing about this with your friends, won't you?
00:23:50No.
00:23:51I'm not laughing.
00:23:52We get these calls all the time.
00:23:54I was ringing the wrong bloody number this whole time.
00:23:58It took me ages to pluck up the courage to do this.
00:24:03Well, I'm sorry you got me.
00:24:04I've been building up to it for months.
00:24:11How come?
00:24:14I feel like an idiot.
00:24:17Are you laughing at me, Charlotte?
00:24:19No.
00:24:21I'm too embarrassed to talk to anyone about this.
00:24:26About what?
00:24:29I want to go to sleep for a very long time.
00:24:36Aye.
00:24:37So do I.
00:24:39Well, I wasn't expecting that.
00:24:44So what's big hoo-ha with sleep?
00:24:53No.
00:24:53We don't stalk Mortadella.
00:24:57Morning, miss.
00:25:04How did you find me?
00:25:07Oh, there's only a couple supermarkets in town.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:11What time you get off?
00:25:12I think I finished in like five minutes.
00:25:14Great.
00:25:16I'll wait outside.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:19Great.
00:25:45When are you leaving?
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:49You didn't get a return ticket.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:54The sun goes down early, yeah?
00:25:57Does it?
00:26:00Hello?
00:26:01Hey, darling.
00:26:03God, what a smart girl.
00:26:06I'm so proud of you.
00:26:09That's great.
00:26:11Absolutely.
00:26:14And...
00:26:14Yeah, I'll be back soon.
00:26:16I know, I know.
00:26:17I'm just...
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:21Look.
00:26:24For a couple days.
00:26:26Yeah, I know I've been gone a while, but I'll be back soon.
00:26:28You said you'd tell the chat.
00:26:30Yes.
00:26:30Please.
00:26:31We're having a good night.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:34I will, I will.
00:26:35With Santa.
00:26:38Aw.
00:26:39Thanks for calling.
00:26:43Okay.
00:26:44I love you.
00:26:48How old is your daughter?
00:26:52Oh, she's eight.
00:26:54She's climbing the walls because it's almost Christmas.
00:27:00Oh.
00:27:01It gets expensive when they get older.
00:27:05You don't want to hear about that.
00:27:06No, you...
00:27:07I do.
00:27:11She wants a mobile.
00:27:12She's eight and she wants a mobile phone.
00:27:16What about her man?
00:27:17Oh, she's set.
00:27:18That's probably why she left me.
00:27:22Good luck getting down.
00:27:23Oh, come on, Alistair.
00:27:24You're ruining me.
00:27:25Alistair, please.
00:27:26Why am I ruining you?
00:27:28Alistair, don't start this tonight.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:30When are you going to tell the church?
00:27:32When are you going to tell your dad?
00:27:51Oh, my leg.
00:27:54Oh, it's got numb.
00:27:56You've been sitting here too long.
00:27:58How long have you been playing that thing?
00:28:02Four days.
00:28:08Oh, stop.
00:28:10Oh.
00:28:11Alistair, help yourself.
00:28:20Help me.
00:28:22Oh.
00:28:23Oh, Jesus.
00:28:46Ooh.
00:28:47God, come on.
00:28:4813 again.
00:28:50Oh, no!
00:28:51No, no!
00:28:52Oh, Jesus!
00:28:53Oh, my feet!
00:29:01Cold!
00:29:19It's not okay.
00:29:20I don't know.
00:29:22Okay.
00:29:29All right.
00:29:30What?
00:30:00What?
00:30:31Hello.
00:30:32Hi Charlotte. How are you today?
00:30:35I'm okay, thanks. How are you?
00:30:37Oh, the better for hearing a familiar voice.
00:30:40Um, I went to the Clutty well today.
00:30:44Well, not receive?
00:30:46Aye.
00:30:47Did you hang some clothes up?
00:30:48Yeah, I took like a bit of my t-shirt and then put it in the water and then tied
00:30:52it up.
00:30:52So, we'll see if that does what it's supposed to.
00:30:56I used to take the kids up there when they were little.
00:30:59Oh, yeah. How many kids do you have?
00:31:02Two? Well, they're grown up now. Kids of their own.
00:31:07How many grandkids do you have?
00:31:09Well, I don't want to talk about that.
00:31:12I don't like them coming round and seeing me like this.
00:31:18They want to put me in a hole, Charlotte.
00:31:22I'm a nuisance to them.
00:31:26Look, I'm sure you're not a nuisance.
00:31:31They probably just want you to be looked after properly.
00:31:36I'm on my own now.
00:31:40My life is gone.
00:31:49I'm a burden to my children.
00:31:53They want rid of me.
00:31:59Well, you're not a burden on me.
00:32:01I like talking to you.
00:32:03Do you?
00:32:04Aye.
00:32:05I do.
00:32:07I don't really have anyone to talk to either.
00:32:09Like, I talk to them, but when I try to, it's like they can't hear me.
00:32:15I can't tell if they can't hear me or they're ignoring me.
00:32:18Either way, it's like the world's gone deaf.
00:32:21How old are you, Charlotte?
00:32:2424.
00:32:25You must have friends you can talk to.
00:32:28Not really.
00:32:30Everyone I get through to tends to-
00:32:36Why did you go to the Clutie Well, Charlotte?
00:32:42To heal.
00:32:44Apparently it's supposed to, like, do that.
00:32:47Now, you aren't hurting yourself, are you?
00:32:50Nah.
00:32:52Not letting other people do that to me.
00:32:54Sometimes it feels like I'm-
00:32:56Like I'm asking people to do that to me.
00:32:59You should take responsibility for your own life.
00:33:03Yep, that's depressing.
00:33:04Speaking of which, any plans for Christmas?
00:33:06Oh, just a quiet one this year.
00:33:11Why don't you invite your family round for dinner?
00:33:14Oh, no, no.
00:33:16They won't want to see me.
00:33:18It should be a happy day.
00:33:21I wouldn't want to take that away from them.
00:33:25You know, I still set a place for Edith on the table.
00:33:30Who's Edith?
00:33:31My wife.
00:33:34I'm not scaring you, am I, Charlotte?
00:33:45How did you grow?
00:33:59I'm help you.
00:34:12My wife.
00:34:40I'm back!
00:34:42I'm not getting rid of me that easily!
00:34:46What?
00:34:48What the f***?
00:34:49His dad's been taking the hospital again.
00:34:55I'll go up to the hospital with him then.
00:34:57We're going up first thing in the morning.
00:35:00Don't you have church in the morning?
00:35:05I'll figure it out.
00:35:07Will you?
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:09When are you going to figure out telling them that you're gay?
00:35:13Excuse me.
00:35:14You should probably tell them about Alistair at some point.
00:35:17I f***ing think you are.
00:35:19I'm someone that cares about Alistair.
00:35:21And cares about his well-being.
00:35:22Yes, so do I.
00:35:23And I think you should go home.
00:35:24I should be here for Alistair.
00:35:27Well, I'm going to spend the night with him.
00:35:29Then I'll spend the night in his dad's bed.
00:35:32I'm going to spend the night with him.
00:35:33I think he needs me.
00:35:34No one needs you.
00:35:36He wants to be with me.
00:35:38Then just go home.
00:35:39At least I'm not ashamed of him.
00:35:44Nice.
00:35:46Hello, Roswell.
00:35:47So I close it to the front of you.
00:35:49Heads up to a nurse out.
00:35:51Heads up to a medic to do.
00:35:52This is the accident.
00:35:54And there's a place needed buхnets.
00:36:20Oh
00:36:43I think you should go now.
00:37:22Oh, it's you!
00:37:33Um, are you leaving?
00:37:35Yeah, yeah, it's time for me to go.
00:37:40But first, we're gonna order some room service.
00:37:44Yeah!
00:37:46You're really early.
00:37:47You're still time for a cup of tea?
00:37:48Yeah, I know.
00:37:50I've got to get my tickets.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:52Well, see you then.
00:38:02What's your name?
00:38:04My what?
00:38:06Say what?
00:38:07I can't.
00:38:07I can't quite.
00:38:08Don't you even want to know my name?
00:38:10I can't.
00:38:15I can't.
00:38:16I can't.
00:38:37There you are.
00:38:38Right, Jim.
00:38:39We need to do something with that garden.
00:38:41It's a bombsite.
00:38:42It's out the back.
00:38:43No one can see it.
00:38:44That's why I've left it to now to sort out.
00:38:46But I'm sick of having to pull the back curtains any time I have a guest.
00:38:50Or we should get blinds.
00:38:51Oh, my God.
00:38:52See, we don't have the money for all this.
00:38:53You're meant to be here five minutes ago.
00:38:55I do enough for everyone else.
00:39:00Five minutes?
00:39:02You know, you've got five minutes.
00:39:06Dolly!
00:39:07It's your dad's work party!
00:39:11Come on!
00:39:12Everybody wants to see you there!
00:39:26Are you getting your dress on?
00:39:28I'm putting a dress on.
00:39:30Woohoo!
00:39:31That's my girl!
00:39:49Hi.
00:39:50Hi, Marie.
00:39:51How are you?
00:39:52No bad.
00:39:52Not yourself.
00:39:53Not bad.
00:39:55Great.
00:39:55I just picked up my boyfriend in my car.
00:39:57Have you got a car?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:00And a boyfriend.
00:40:02Nice.
00:40:03But I'm drunk.
00:40:04What?
00:40:05Well, you can't drive home now, can you?
00:40:07I'm wicked drunk.
00:40:08Woo!
00:40:09We are drunken.
00:40:12That's enough, Marie.
00:40:13Come on.
00:40:14Let's get you some stories.
00:40:16Come on.
00:40:17Come on.
00:40:18Come on.
00:40:18Let's get you some stories.
00:40:18Come on.
00:40:19Come on.
00:40:22Come on.
00:40:24Come on.
00:40:26We're not hungry.
00:40:26That's not a time for...
00:40:29...but still the game.
00:40:32Yes.
00:40:32Come Они
00:42:03What are you doing here?
00:42:08Come here all the time.
00:42:14What are you doing here?
00:42:29I read about it on the internet.
00:42:41What did it say?
00:42:45It's as if the fall doesn't go in the train and finish you off.
00:43:17What are you doing here?
00:43:34Let's move to California.
00:43:37What?
00:43:38We'd have to wear sunblock every day.
00:43:41Get a massive fridge.
00:43:42With loads of bottled water in it.
00:43:45And a garbage disposal.
00:43:47And a therapist.
00:43:48Oh my god, I need to talk to my shrink.
00:43:50What do you think?
00:43:51Seriously?
00:43:53We could just...
00:43:57Yeah.
00:44:06I don't have a passport.
00:44:12Well you could just go to the post office and get one.
00:44:18I can't afford it.
00:44:25So what's with the...
00:44:26This stuff?
00:44:42I'm about to start taking some hormones.
00:44:46To become a girl.
00:44:48Obviously.
00:44:51What?
00:44:53But the doctor says I have to live as a woman for a year before I can get the full
00:44:58operation.
00:44:59Wait a minute.
00:44:59You've actually been to the doctor?
00:45:01Hi.
00:45:05Hi.
00:45:09Um...
00:45:11What does Ben think about it?
00:45:16I haven't told him.
00:45:20Well he's probably going to know us at some point.
00:45:25Well we haven't really been speaking a lot recently.
00:45:31How come?
00:45:40Cause I think the church knows about me.
00:45:45We can't be in the church if we know about you.
00:45:50Is that why you're thinking about sex change?
00:45:52No, of course not.
00:45:53Wait a minute.
00:45:53You're literally changing your gender to be with this guy.
00:45:56Wait.
00:45:59I'm not.
00:46:01Then why are you doing this?
00:46:03Why that?
00:46:08Can you help me please?
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:32Well, first of all, we are taking this off.
00:46:34Okay, so...
00:46:42Is that what?
00:46:43What do you say?
00:46:48What's that?
00:46:49Okay, so...
00:46:49I'm not thinking.
00:46:50You've got good eyes.
00:46:52Okay.
00:46:53I'm just thinking.
00:46:56Just the thing you want to mark.
00:47:00I'm just thinking.
00:47:01I'm just thinking either Alice or Ali.
00:47:05I like Colin.
00:47:11That was going to be good.
00:47:49That was going to be good.
00:48:03Oh my god!
00:48:05Yeah!
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:09Hey! Come back!
00:48:12Come back, you f******!
00:48:45Come back!
00:48:49Alistair!
00:48:55Here. Here.
00:48:57Okay. Okay.
00:48:59Come on. Come on. Come on.
00:49:01Come on.
00:49:04Hey, stay.
00:49:09Stay.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:28Come on.
00:49:28Steve, come on.
00:49:30Come on, wipe it on it.
00:49:48My ex-wife has this beautiful house.
00:49:57She's putting our daughter through private school.
00:50:00I'm not even allowed to pick her up because I don't have a nice enough car.
00:50:14I'm supposed to be a man.
00:50:17I know it's modern times and blah, blah, blah.
00:50:24It doesn't change my primal instinct to provide.
00:50:30Right?
00:50:37I'm failing.
00:50:38I'm failing now too.
00:50:48I'm failing.
00:50:49I'm failing.
00:50:53My life was...
00:50:56was supposed to be different.
00:50:57I'm failing.
00:51:06Can we...
00:51:07Can we just go?
00:51:08No.
00:51:16No.
00:51:19No.
00:51:24No.
00:51:25No.
00:51:26No.
00:51:33No.
00:51:41No.
00:51:46No.
00:51:47No.
00:51:48No.
00:52:11No.
00:52:14No.
00:52:16No.
00:52:33No.
00:52:34No.
00:52:36No.
00:52:37Go.
00:52:40I can only dance when I'm drunk.
00:53:00You can't go.
00:53:02I'm going to go get this train.
00:53:04No, you can't.
00:53:06You know.
00:53:10You can't do that because it's not fair.
00:53:16It's not fair.
00:53:18Yeah, come on.
00:53:30It's not fair on the ones that you leave behind.
00:53:32Life should show us so much more.
00:53:37I think I'm away.
00:53:40I think I'm away.
00:53:42I think I'm away.
00:54:10It's Lucy.
00:54:13Lucy.
00:54:23I'm Dale.
00:54:45I think I'm away.
00:54:49I think I'm away.
00:54:53I think I'm away.
00:54:54I walk all the way home from the town and come in looking happy in spite of being all tired.
00:55:00I don't think much of it at the time.
00:55:05I used to watch her rub hand creak.
00:55:07Well, she always had this cream next to her chair in the living room where she'd rub this cream in
00:55:13to soothe the dry bits on her palms from the plastic bags.
00:55:19I shouldn't have let her walk like that and every time I think about it, it breaks my heart.
00:55:29Could you have saved her?
00:55:31No.
00:55:32She was taken from me.
00:55:36I think I could have saved her.
00:55:38That's easier.
00:55:43It's too cramped.
00:55:44I'm sick of the clutter in this house.
00:55:46I want rid of it.
00:55:47I'll stop it out.
00:55:48Oh, aye, aye.
00:55:49I've heard it all before.
00:55:50I want rid of it.
00:55:51She never plays it.
00:55:52I did try to once.
00:55:53We need the space.
00:55:54Do you remember what you did?
00:55:57This.
00:55:57Well, what do we need the space for?
00:55:59Thanks for me.
00:56:00I don't joke.
00:56:01Thanks for me.
00:56:02Thanks for me.
00:56:03Thanks for me.
00:56:04Thanks for me.
00:56:13Oh
00:56:35I can help you.
00:56:45Hi.
00:56:46Hi.
00:56:47Uh...
00:56:49Could you, uh, could you sit this way?
00:56:50I would love to, but actually I've got to work.
00:56:52No, no, no, just for two seconds. I just need to have a quick word with you, Lucy.
00:56:54Um, these are all out of order.
00:56:56Uh, Lucy, it's...
00:56:56Please don't sack me.
00:56:58Come on, please. Please don't sack me.
00:57:02Look, there's nothing I can do.
00:57:05I mean, you've got to understand, you were off work for five days in a row.
00:57:09I mean, you didn't come in once.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:12Shut up! I don't give a f***. I don't get paid to give him.
00:57:15F***.
00:57:16Okay, I mean, I can see, I can understand that you're angry, but...
00:57:19I'm gonna have to let you go. No, no, no, no, no.
00:57:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:26No.
00:57:33I'm sorry, I wish there was something...
00:57:36Why are you so happy all the time?
00:57:40What?
00:57:41Like, why is it that every time I look over at you from the cheese counter, you're smiling?
00:57:47Eh, I don't know. I had to have a good life.
00:57:50Stop smiling.
00:57:51Because you don't have a good life.
00:57:53You work in a supermarket with your mum.
00:57:56Yeah, well, I mean, I'm lucky to have a job. There's lots of people at the moment that don't, so...
00:58:01How can you settle for them?
00:58:03What do you mean?
00:58:04Stop smiling.
00:58:06Stop smiling.
00:58:07I'm not, I'm not.
00:58:07You are.
00:58:08I'm not smiling.
00:58:09Stop it.
00:58:09I'm not smiling. I'm not.
00:58:12This is shit.
00:58:14This is shit.
00:58:16No, it's not shit.
00:58:19It's...
00:58:20It's...
00:58:20It's...
00:58:20And f*** the cheese!
00:58:25What do you mean, Morfina?
00:58:27We don't f***ing suck Moradilla!
00:58:30I'm starting to get these weird bits of fat at the top of my legs.
00:58:33At the back.
00:58:34It's horrible.
00:58:35It's like foreign bodies, like living under my arse.
00:58:38Is it really bothering you?
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:40It looks all warped and deformed.
00:58:41Does Ryan mind?
00:58:42He hasn't mentioned it.
00:58:44Then why do you mind?
00:58:45It's not about him, it's about me.
00:58:47No.
00:58:47Well...
00:58:48You want to look good for him.
00:58:49You dress up for him.
00:58:50You do this shit to your nails for him.
00:58:52You dress up too.
00:58:53Yeah, but not for a man.
00:58:54No.
00:58:54For lots of men.
00:58:58Aha.
00:59:00So...
00:59:00Less judgement on me.
00:59:04Look, you're worrying about your weight because you want to have kids with Ryan and keep him around to help
00:59:07you raise the...
00:59:08Where does this even come from? Ryan doesn't want more kids. We're past that now.
00:59:10But are you? Those kids aren't yours.
00:59:12Well, I take care of them like they're mum.
00:59:15Don't you want something more?
00:59:18Something.
00:59:32Donna?
00:59:36It's coming up for a year now.
00:59:42Donna, can't go away.
00:59:43You're not allowed in here.
00:59:44Out!
00:59:45I'm here Donna.
00:59:46Do you want to try the shellac?
00:59:52Hello?
00:59:54Earth to Lucy.
01:00:01What the f*** is shellac?
01:00:04It's a gel that stays on for a few weeks but it's hard to get off if you have to
01:00:08soak your nails in acetone and then cover your nails with pads and tinfoil.
01:00:13So, I'm trying to get off your nails.
01:00:20I'm ready.
01:00:31Alright, so I can't get through the
01:01:04Do you fancy going uptown, doing a wee bit of shopping?
01:01:09I don't know.
01:01:11We need some quality time, you and me.
01:01:13It'll be good.
01:01:18I like it.
01:01:19What do you think?
01:01:21I think it's sensational.
01:01:26I think I'll go for it.
01:01:28What, are you getting it now?
01:01:29Yes.
01:01:30Come here.
01:01:34Come here.
01:01:35Okay.
01:01:36So I'm going to need you to take it out in your name.
01:01:39Um, why?
01:01:39Because I've got too much stuff on credit under my name.
01:01:42But I don't want the debt for this thing.
01:01:43Look, I'll pay for it.
01:01:44I just need your name to get it on credit.
01:01:46But you've already got too much stuff, so like, how are you going to pay for this?
01:01:51My name is Blacklisted, all right?
01:01:53I can't get anything on credit from any shops anymore, so I really need you to put your
01:01:56name on this and I will pay it off straight away.
01:01:59Why does you even need a new couch?
01:02:01Because I've got some of the girls coming around and I'm wanting the place nice.
01:02:05You seem just like your father.
01:02:08But he wasn't complaining when I got him his flat screen telly.
01:02:11Why do you care so much about what those ladies think?
01:02:14You know what?
01:02:14You're a social climber.
01:02:15You never grew up in a one-bed shithole with seven other kids in an outdoor toilet.
01:02:21Because I made sure of that.
01:02:28Is that why you only had one child?
01:02:35I wish you didn't do that to me.
01:02:37Excuse me?
01:02:38I can't, like, talk to anyone.
01:02:42You can talk to me.
01:02:43No, I can't talk to you.
01:02:47Look, let's just get this back to the house and we'll sit back down.
01:02:52And not a wrong night.
01:02:57Ann, your father is on a need-to-know basis.
01:03:03Of course.
01:03:26Hello. How are you today?
01:03:31Eh, not bad. Yourself?
01:03:34We're in the area to discuss the Bible with you.
01:03:36With all the terrible events going on in the world, a lot of people are questioning whether God exists or
01:03:41cares about the human race.
01:03:42Would you agree with this?
01:03:48Would you agree with this?
01:03:53I'm confused.
01:03:56Are you fed on them?
01:04:00You're making me do something this.
01:04:04What's wrong?
01:04:08They're brainwashing you, but make you f***ing crazy.
01:04:11I'm sorry.
01:04:16Well, they've put you back on the Prozac because I can see it in your eyes.
01:04:27Don't go back to the church, please.
01:04:28Please.
01:04:31Please don't leave me.
01:04:34Get off me.
01:04:35I don't f***ing need you.
01:04:37Just get off me doing this, please.
01:04:45Look at you.
01:04:49I don't even know what you are anymore.
01:04:54You're a freak.
01:05:02You're manipulating me into committing a sin with you because you don't want to be alone in it.
01:05:10And you don't have anyone to save you.
01:05:18I'm loving you.
01:05:21And I'm asking you to love me back and maybe we can be happy.
01:05:31Because I love you.
01:05:38I forgive you.
01:05:56In the afterlife, we can offer you paradise on air.
01:06:01That is for you to keep.
01:06:03And inside the leaflet is all the details of the church.
01:06:06If you'd give it a read, we'd be very grateful.
01:06:08And you could come back round next week and hear your thoughts.
01:06:17Okay, well, thank you for your time.
01:06:55Okay, well, thank you.
01:06:57Go ahead later.
01:06:57How are you doing this?
01:07:00What do you want to talk about?
01:07:00I love my parents if I'm always trying to get back to me.
01:07:03How are you doing this?
01:07:08All right.
01:07:11What do you want to talk about?
01:07:14Well, it's not true.
01:08:01Oh, is that what it is?
01:08:03Holds a shape in your boots.
01:08:05Like a shoe treat, but for boots.
01:08:06Right in there.
01:08:08Lucy, you're looking a wee bit puffy at the moment.
01:08:11What?
01:08:12What?
01:08:13The bags under your eyes are starting to...
01:08:16Dominate.
01:08:19Dominate.
01:08:20I've got an amazing cream that would help us tremendously.
01:08:24The eye cream of the shopping channel.
01:08:26Aye, it's taken years off me.
01:08:27I could do the same for you.
01:08:29No thanks.
01:08:30My pleasure, since I'm over with Susan.
01:08:33You won't get a boyfriend like that, hiking behind those things.
01:08:37And that, yes, I think, I think that's...
01:08:43Oh, my God.
01:08:51Nobody speaks too much.
01:08:51Oh, my God.
01:08:58Oh, my God.
01:09:00Oh, my God.
01:09:08Oh, my God.
01:09:10That's the most...
01:09:13Oh, my God.
01:09:23I don't know.
01:09:55I don't know.
01:10:16I don't know.
01:10:16Get comfy.
01:10:17Got any music?
01:10:18Who are you?
01:10:19Who am I?
01:10:24Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:10:26Oh, she spits.
01:10:30Party's just beginning.
01:10:32Party's just beginning.
01:10:33I don't know what's that.
01:10:34Yeah, I don't know.
01:10:39Okay.
01:10:39And she's dead.
01:10:43Oh.
01:10:51A little bit.
01:12:41Merry Christmas.
01:12:43Merry Christmas.
01:12:45I did what you said.
01:12:46I invited the kids over.
01:12:49Did you?
01:12:50I did.
01:12:51Was it nice to see the grandkids?
01:12:53It was nice having a bit of life running about the house.
01:12:58The eldest is very musical.
01:13:00I didn't know the hand of an old piano and he was straight on it and playing all the songs
01:13:07he'd been learning.
01:13:08Why?
01:13:09He'd let me singing along.
01:13:10Take something, I'm telling you.
01:13:14My granddad used to have an organ.
01:13:16He used to play it when I was a wee kid.
01:13:18I'd say playing, but it was probably like bashing on the keys.
01:13:21And then my dad bought this old out of tune piano and he always said that he was going
01:13:25to play it and then he never did.
01:13:26So I would like sneak up there and start playing it.
01:13:32I loved it.
01:13:37Me and my mate, we used to do karaoke all the time.
01:13:40And we always had this.
01:13:42We always said that we would like move to California and get really suntanned and I was going to
01:13:48make all the money at night playing the piano in nightclubs and then he was going to come
01:13:52down and sing and then we'd have enough money to live in the warm.
01:13:57It would have been good.
01:13:59It sounds great actually.
01:14:02Did you have a nice Christmas?
01:14:07Well, I went to sleep with three random guys and then woke up covered in bruises and
01:14:10love fights, but my mom didn't burn the turkey.
01:14:13So you win some, you lose some.
01:14:14What happened?
01:14:15I don't know.
01:14:16I blacked out.
01:14:18Well, do you think you might have been raped, Charlotte?
01:14:23No, no.
01:14:24I chose to go.
01:14:25Why do you think you chose to go with him?
01:14:27I don't know.
01:14:29I don't f***ing know.
01:14:32Well, I mean, I wasn't even there.
01:14:33I mean, I was.
01:14:34I was laying in the bed, but like I wasn't because I was in like a different drunken dimension
01:14:39dreaming myself away.
01:14:40Well, it's time to wake up now.
01:14:47I wasn't always like this.
01:14:50You're all near the beginning.
01:14:53It's all to come.
01:14:57Was it worth it?
01:14:59Like, like, was it worth it?
01:15:04I still set a place for Edith or the demon.
01:15:09Well, if I didn't do that, it would be like she disappeared without a trace.
01:15:18Edith, are you there, Edith?
01:15:26I'm tired.
01:15:32I love you.
01:15:39Time to go to sleep now.
01:15:54Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:14Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:15Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:15Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:15Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:16Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:17Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:17Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:18Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:22Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:24Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:39Oh, I hear
01:16:45I hear
01:16:54Hey
01:16:55Hey
01:17:37Hey
01:17:44Have a great day.
01:19:53Thank you for doing that to me.
01:19:56I'm so sorry.
01:19:57I'm sorry.
01:20:01Okay.
01:20:07Okay.
01:20:08Enough.
01:21:57Hello.
01:21:58How was the ceremony?
01:22:00What?
01:22:01Alistair's ceremony.
01:22:09Why are you asking that?
01:22:12Because it never went.
01:22:15It was nice.
01:22:19Proper religious though.
01:22:24Shall I go out and just get f***ing smashed?
01:22:26Yeah.
01:22:29Will you do my nails?
01:22:31F***ing finally.
01:22:34Mate.
01:22:36Well, see you.
01:22:38Bye.
01:22:39Bye.
01:22:50Bye.
01:22:55Bye.
01:22:55Bye.
01:23:09Bye.
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