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The Party's Just Beginning 2018 ‧ Comedy⧸Drama [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:30I'm not going back to see them. I'm not going back to see them.
00:00:33We could only have a truce.
00:00:36One suggestion!
00:00:38All my breasts!
00:00:42He's a well as cocks flat.
00:00:44A town like this tends to lead itself to an overactive imagination.
00:00:48Ever sit in a solitary place and imagine so hard,
00:00:51you begin to question what the difference is between imagining and living.
00:00:55Just me then.
00:00:56Think about it.
00:00:57Why are we settling for such blazing virality?
00:01:00I can offer you a life more magic than any mushroom ever picked.
00:01:03Better than every puppet sky gets hailed in every nest all at once.
00:01:06So come on!
00:01:07Who's with me?
00:01:08Ah, you gobshite.
00:01:09Like, I'm not trying to start a cult, and if I am, like, it's the cult of the mind.
00:01:14It's all there for us in our heads, so join me in starting a new existence within ourselves.
00:01:19Woo!
00:01:22Okay, so no one wants to be my cult.
00:01:24I feel fair enough like it doesn't matter anything because I can just imagine it, so...
00:01:27I'm there.
00:01:28I was just feeling generous.
00:01:30Thought I'd share the secrets of a perfect existence, but guess what?
00:01:34No one's listening!
00:01:37You're lost.
00:01:38Trouble is, the closer I get to being able to conjure up real emotions from daydreams,
00:01:42is the closer I get to realizing that I might as well be dead.
00:01:46This one goes out to Alistair.
00:01:48Thank you for leaving me!
00:01:51That was a big joke, I'm sorry.
00:02:03I can't f*****g give me sh**!
00:02:36That was great, you know?
00:02:39It's OK, it's OK, it's OK, though.
00:02:42It's hot, it's OK, it's OK, it's OK.
00:02:46It's OK, it's OK...
00:02:51It's OK, though!
00:04:45Hey!
00:04:46Hey!
00:04:47Dolly!
00:04:49Shut up!
00:04:52Up!
00:05:06You got any mortadela?
00:05:11No, we don't stock mortadela.
00:05:12You got any mortadela?
00:05:25You got any mortadela?
00:05:44You got any mortadela?
00:05:51You got any mortadela?
00:06:03You got any mortadela?
00:06:09You got any mortadela?
00:06:15You got any mortadela?
00:06:21You got any mortadela?
00:06:25You got any mortadela?
00:06:37You got any mortadela?
00:06:54You got any mortadela?
00:07:13You got any mortadela?
00:08:25Hello?
00:08:26Put down the phone.
00:08:27Why?
00:08:28Hang up.
00:08:33Pick up the phone.
00:08:34Yes, mother.
00:08:38Another helpline caller.
00:08:39I really wish your father would get his finger out of his arse and change our number.
00:08:43It takes so long to do anything.
00:08:46How long have I been asking him about being in the back wall in the living room?
00:08:49It takes a year to turn around that man.
00:08:51Have you been taking your tablet?
00:08:54No.
00:08:54Really?
00:08:55No, I haven't.
00:08:56I can't swallow pills.
00:08:57It's physically impossible for me without gagging and throwing up.
00:09:00My throat says no.
00:09:01The doctor said you'd see a big improvement.
00:09:04I don't want those weird pill space cadet eyes.
00:09:06I'd rather just drink like you.
00:09:07These people know what they're talking about.
00:09:09Dr. Smith was the one who-
00:09:11At least I know what I'm at with alcohol.
00:09:13And he's right.
00:09:14I mean-
00:09:15You and Dr. Smith just want to brush it all under the-
00:09:18He said that?
00:09:18I saw him at bingo.
00:09:20He actually said that?
00:09:21You don't have any hobbies, a real part.
00:09:23I know about cheese.
00:09:24You look great.
00:09:25Excuse me?
00:09:26But worst of all, you don't have a boyfriend.
00:09:29Worst of all?
00:09:30You should have a boyfriend by now.
00:09:32And what's wrong with cheese?
00:09:33We just worry about you.
00:09:34And I am really trying to make that mean something to me.
00:09:37At your age, I was already pregnant with you.
00:09:54Well, I did not.
00:09:56And I went to the house.
00:09:56And where?
00:10:10I went to the house.
00:10:12I got married trying to make it.
00:10:12So I had a drink.
00:10:12And it was going to go for a drink.
00:10:13I was like, I just got a drink.
00:10:17If I was like, I could do so.
00:11:27Hello?
00:11:30Anyone?
00:11:32Chinese for dinner.
00:11:39It's getting cold!
00:11:59Hello?
00:12:01Hello?
00:12:02Is this the help line?
00:12:03No, you've got the wrong number.
00:12:04Oh!
00:12:06Hello?
00:12:07Hello?
00:12:10Hello?
00:12:17Hello?
00:12:19Hello?
00:12:27Hello?
00:12:28Hello?
00:12:28Hello?
00:12:41Hello?
00:12:44Hello?
00:13:21So, let's go.
00:13:37Let's go.
00:14:17Let's go.
00:14:28Let's go.
00:14:29Vodka!
00:14:31And vodka, please!
00:14:32Let's go.
00:14:50Let's go.
00:14:59Let's go.
00:15:00Let's go.
00:15:00Let's go.
00:15:21You guys should really drink here.
00:15:22Makes working in a supermarket easier.
00:15:24Can't really conjure up the energy to resent it through a hangover.
00:15:31Let's go.
00:15:34Let's go.
00:15:46Let's go.
00:15:54This is a good song.
00:16:00Let's go.
00:16:03Let's go.
00:16:09Let's go.
00:16:15Let's go.
00:16:16Let's go.
00:16:25Let's go.
00:16:29Let's go.
00:16:30Let's go.
00:16:36Let's go.
00:16:37Let's go.
00:16:38Let's go.
00:16:39Let's go.
00:16:44Let's go.
00:16:44Let's go.
00:16:45Let's go.
00:16:45Let's go.
00:17:31I'm sorry.
00:17:34So aggressive.
00:17:36What, the pigs?
00:17:36Yeah, yeah.
00:17:37Aye, because, you know, gangsters apparently have, eh, like, pig farms, so that when they kill someone, they can use
00:17:44the pigs to eat.
00:17:46The bodies.
00:17:47Pigs eat humans?
00:17:49Aye.
00:17:50And, you know, for gangsters and that, so they don't get caught.
00:17:53Because there's no evidence there.
00:17:54That's dark as f***ing.
00:17:56How it happens.
00:17:57What time does this thing for Scotland repeat start?
00:17:59It starts in half an hour.
00:18:01Right, then we have to take these now.
00:18:04Yes.
00:18:05Yes, we do.
00:18:05We're coming up for the first song.
00:18:06I'm off.
00:18:07Yous are going to be grinning all day.
00:18:08Did he?
00:18:09What's the Scotland idea?
00:18:10Done.
00:18:11You know what?
00:18:12What?
00:18:13You've got a bad attitude.
00:18:15It's so mature, honestly.
00:18:17I'm not going to stay and watch you mix drugs and it's just not good.
00:18:22Mix it.
00:18:26Can't even.
00:18:27Come on.
00:18:29I'm going to get you tasting it.
00:18:30Wait, how's the taste?
00:18:33Give me the tea.
00:18:34Oh, that's cold.
00:18:35Oh.
00:18:37Oh, that's disgusting.
00:18:39I can't believe you don't have a CD player.
00:18:42Seriously.
00:18:43Who doesn't have a CD player?
00:18:45Me?
00:18:48It's so weird.
00:18:51Let's just make your own music.
00:18:56I bent, okay?
00:18:57Look, he's not coming over, is he?
00:18:59No, how?
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:02You know what it's like?
00:19:03We can't really, like, talk properly when he's here.
00:19:07Yeah, we can't.
00:19:09No, we can't.
00:19:10Your responses are all like,
00:19:11Oh, this is offensive.
00:19:18Shut up.
00:19:19Like, you're different.
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:21You're just like, not you.
00:19:22I'm more me.
00:19:23I can be myself with them.
00:19:29I can be myself around you.
00:19:31Thought you were the same with me.
00:19:33Oh, aye, but it's different.
00:19:36I'm close to him than anyone.
00:19:38What about your dad?
00:19:41What about him?
00:19:44Doesn't he have a CD player or literally anything that we can play some f*** music on?
00:19:50No.
00:19:51Just has that police gun.
00:19:53Started off as a precaution.
00:19:55And now he listens to, like, music.
00:19:58Oh, I don't know.
00:19:59I don't know what's up.
00:20:01Ow!
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03I'm sensitive to pigs.
00:20:05I had a bad experience in my childhood.
00:20:07Don't do that.
00:20:07I don't even want to know.
00:20:08Oh, I just got these in.
00:20:11They're called ballet slippers.
00:20:13Ooh.
00:20:14They'll make good money from these decent amount of MDMA.
00:20:17They'll make me horny.
00:20:19I haven't had sex in ages.
00:20:21Ugh.
00:20:22Why, ugh?
00:20:24What's, ugh?
00:20:25I'm lucky me and Ben have such a healthy sex life.
00:20:28We've been doing it, like, twice a day.
00:20:31Doesn't it hurt?
00:20:33What?
00:20:34Sex.
00:20:34I mean, it must be pretty shit to know there's guaranteed pain every time you have sex.
00:20:38How would you know if it's painful?
00:20:40Plus, we don't even do anal.
00:20:42Then how do you have sex?
00:20:45We rub.
00:20:50What?
00:20:52Sex doesn't mean purely penetration.
00:20:54Sex is everything, all of it.
00:20:56Just because I don't let him f***ing, doesn't mean...
00:20:58You've never had sex?
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:02You've never had sex?
00:21:07Was he told the church he's gay yet?
00:21:10No.
00:21:14I think I'm starting to come up.
00:21:16Hmm.
00:21:19Ah!
00:21:20I went to see her, and she was just lying there, you know?
00:21:24She wasn't really conscious.
00:21:26And I remember seeing it at my mom, well, where do I see her?
00:21:29Well, you know what?
00:21:30I, eh...
00:21:31I sang here, and, eh...
00:21:34As I was singing, she...
00:21:37She blasted me.
00:21:44She's a f***ing crazy.
00:21:51You could do this.
00:21:52I want to be her.
00:21:54You're better than her.
00:21:56I'm better than her.
00:21:57Sharon!есто
00:21:58milky. Jeremy!
00:21:58Sing to
00:21:59the sun! Ah!
00:22:03Ah!
00:22:09Ah!
00:22:11Ah!
00:22:14Ah!
00:22:29Oh, my God.
00:22:48The room's going back to normal.
00:23:00Let's never go right there.
00:23:16Hello?
00:23:20Hello?
00:23:21Hi.
00:23:23Hi.
00:23:24Who's this?
00:23:26Who's this?
00:23:30Charlotte.
00:23:33Are you a helper, Charlotte?
00:23:36No, you've got the wrong number.
00:23:38The helpline is 49626.
00:23:42I'll bet you're having a right laugh about this.
00:23:44No, it's one digit off.
00:23:46It's an easy mistake to make.
00:23:47You'll be laughing about this with your friends, won't you?
00:23:50No.
00:23:51I'm not laughing.
00:23:52We get these calls all the time.
00:23:54I was ringing the wrong bloody number this whole time.
00:23:58It took me ages to pluck up the courage to do this.
00:24:03Well, I'm sorry you got me.
00:24:04I've been building up to it for months.
00:24:12How come?
00:24:14I feel like an idiot.
00:24:17Are you laughing at me, Charlotte?
00:24:19No.
00:24:21I'm too embarrassed to talk to anyone about this.
00:24:26At what?
00:24:29I want to go to sleep for a very long time.
00:24:36Aye.
00:24:37So do I.
00:24:39Well, I wasn't expecting that.
00:24:44So what's a coo-ha with sleep?
00:24:53No, we don't stalk Mortadella.
00:24:57Morning, miss.
00:25:03Um, how do you, like, how did you find me?
00:25:07Oh, there's only a couple supermarkets in town.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:11What time you get off?
00:25:12I think I finished in, like, five minutes.
00:25:14Great.
00:25:16I'll wait outside.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:18Mm-hmm.
00:25:19Great.
00:25:45When are you leaving?
00:25:46I don't know.
00:25:48You didn't get a return ticket.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:54But the sun goes down early, yeah?
00:25:57Does it?
00:26:00Hello?
00:26:02Hey, darling.
00:26:04God, what a smart girl.
00:26:06I'm so proud of you.
00:26:09That's great.
00:26:11Absolutely.
00:26:14And, yeah, I'll be back soon.
00:26:16I know, I know.
00:26:16Why don't you hold my hand in public?
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:21I can't even do that, look.
00:26:24For a couple days.
00:26:26Yeah, I know I've been gone a while, but I'll be back soon.
00:26:28You said you'd tell the church.
00:26:30Please.
00:26:31We're having a good night.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:34I will, I will.
00:26:35I will.
00:26:36We're sent up.
00:26:39Aw, thanks, of course.
00:26:43Okay.
00:26:44I love you.
00:26:49How old is your daughter?
00:26:52Oh, she's eight.
00:26:54She's climbing the walls because it's almost Christmas.
00:27:00Oh, it gets expensive when they get older.
00:27:05You don't want to hear about that.
00:27:06No, you, I do.
00:27:11She wants a mobile.
00:27:13She's eight, and she wants a mobile phone.
00:27:16What about her man?
00:27:17Oh, she's set.
00:27:18That's probably why she left me.
00:27:22Good luck getting down.
00:27:23Oh, come on, Alistair.
00:27:24You're ruining me.
00:27:25Alistair, please.
00:27:26Why am I ruining you?
00:27:28Alistair, don't start this thing.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:30When are you going to tell the church?
00:27:32When are you going to tell your dad?
00:27:49Oh, my leg.
00:27:53Oh, it's gotten numb.
00:27:56I've been sitting here too long.
00:27:58How long have you been playing that thing?
00:28:02Four days.
00:28:08Alistair!
00:28:15Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:20Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:27Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:34Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:35Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:36Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:36Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:36Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:38Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:38Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:39Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:41Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:45Oh, God, I'm 13 again.
00:28:50Oh, no!
00:28:52No!
00:28:53No!
00:28:53No!
00:28:53No!
00:29:01Cold!
00:29:19It's not okay.
00:30:31Hello.
00:30:32Hi Charlotte. How are you today?
00:30:35I'm okay thanks. How are you?
00:30:37Oh, the better for hearing a familiar voice.
00:30:41I went to the Clutty well today.
00:30:46Did you hang some clothes up?
00:30:48Yeah, I took like a bit of my t-shirt and then put it in the water and then tied
00:30:52it up.
00:30:52So we'll see if that does what it's supposed to.
00:30:56I used to take the kids up there when they were little.
00:30:59Oh yeah. How many kids do you have?
00:31:02Two? Well, they're grown up now. Kids of their own.
00:31:06How many grandkids do you have?
00:31:09Well, I don't want to talk about that.
00:31:12I don't like them coming round and seeing me like this.
00:31:18They want to put me in a hole, Charlotte.
00:31:22I'm a nuisance to them.
00:31:26Look, I'm sure you're not a nuisance.
00:31:31They probably just want you to be looked after properly.
00:31:36I'm on my own now.
00:31:40My life is gone.
00:31:49I'm a burden to my children.
00:31:53They want rid of me.
00:31:59Well, you're not a burden on me.
00:32:01I like talking to you.
00:32:03Do you?
00:32:04Aye.
00:32:05I do.
00:32:07I don't really have anyone to talk to either.
00:32:09Like, I try to talk to them.
00:32:11But when I try to, it's like they can't hear me.
00:32:15I can't tell if they can't hear me or they're ignoring me.
00:32:18Either way, it's like the world's gone deaf.
00:32:21How old are you, Charlotte?
00:32:2424.
00:32:25You must have friends you can talk to.
00:32:28Not really.
00:32:30Everyone I get through to tends to...
00:32:36Why did you go to the beauty well, Charlotte?
00:32:42To heal.
00:32:44Apparently it's supposed to, like, do that.
00:32:48Now, you aren't hurting yourself, are you?
00:32:50Nah.
00:32:52Not letting other people do that to me.
00:32:54Sometimes it feels like I'm...
00:32:56Like I'm asking people to do that to me.
00:32:59You should take responsibility for your own life.
00:33:03Yep, that's depressing.
00:33:04Speaking of which, any plans for Christmas?
00:33:06Oh, just a quiet one this year.
00:33:11Why don't you invite your family round for dinner?
00:33:13Oh, no, no.
00:33:16They won't want to see me.
00:33:18It should be a happy day.
00:33:21I wouldn't want to take that away from them.
00:33:25You know, I still set a place for Edith on the table.
00:33:30Who's Edith?
00:33:31My wife.
00:33:34I'm not scaring you, am I, Charlotte?
00:33:38So...
00:33:41Cheetos?
00:33:42Nice to meet you.
00:33:43I don't want to think about it.
00:33:44I don't want to think about it.
00:33:50I don't want to think about it.
00:34:40I'm back!
00:34:42Not getting rid of me that easily!
00:34:48What the f*** has Dad been taking to the hospital again?
00:34:55I'll go out to the hospital with them then.
00:34:57We're going out first thing in the morning.
00:35:00Don't you have church in the morning?
00:35:05I'll figure it out.
00:35:07Will you?
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:09When are you going to figure out telling them that you're gay?
00:35:13Excuse me?
00:35:14You should probably tell them about Alistair at some point.
00:35:17What the f*** do you think you are?
00:35:19I'm someone that cares about Alistair.
00:35:21And cares about his wellbeing.
00:35:22Yeah, so do I.
00:35:23And I think you should go home.
00:35:24I should be here for Alistair.
00:35:27Well, I'm going to spend the night with him.
00:35:29Then I'll spend the night in his Dad's bed.
00:35:32In case he needs me.
00:35:34No one needs you.
00:35:36He wants to be with me.
00:35:38Then just go home.
00:35:39At least I'm not ashamed of him.
00:35:45good.
00:36:09Nice.
00:36:13Control, this is unit 83 Foxtrot, can I have a PNC vehicle check please?
00:36:21Oh, help!
00:36:28What is the next, 83 Foxtrot?
00:36:44You just passed away.
00:36:53I think you should go now.
00:37:21Oh, it's you!
00:37:23Oh, it's you!
00:37:33Um, are you leaving?
00:37:36Yeah, yeah, it's time for me to go.
00:37:40But first, we're gonna order some room service.
00:37:44Yeah!
00:37:46It's really early.
00:37:47Is there still time for a cup of tea?
00:37:48Yeah, no, I've got to get my tickets.
00:37:51Okay, I will, um, see you then.
00:38:02What's your name?
00:38:04My what?
00:38:05What's your name?
00:38:06Say what? I can't, I can't quite...
00:38:08Don't you even want to know my name?
00:38:13Uh...
00:38:36Ah, there you are.
00:38:38Right, Jim, we need to do something with that garden.
00:38:41It's a bombsite.
00:38:42It's out the back, no one can see it.
00:38:44That's why I've left it to notice, or however I'm sick of having to pull the back curtains any time
00:38:49I have a guest.
00:38:49Or we should get planes.
00:38:51Oh my god, see, we don't have the money for all this.
00:38:53You're meant to be here five minutes ago.
00:38:55I do enough for everyone else.
00:39:02You get out, you've got five minutes!
00:39:06Dolly!
00:39:08It's your task work party!
00:39:11Come on, everybody wants to see you there!
00:39:26You're getting your dress on!
00:39:28I'm putting a dress on!
00:39:30Woohoo!
00:39:31That's my girl!
00:39:49Hi!
00:39:50Hi Marie, how are you?
00:39:52No bad, yourself?
00:39:54Not bad.
00:39:55Great, I just picked up my boyfriend in my car.
00:39:57Have you got a car?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:00And a boyfriend.
00:40:02Nice.
00:40:02But I've drunk!
00:40:04What?
00:40:05Well, you can't drive home now, can you?
00:40:07And we could drunk.
00:40:08Woohoo!
00:40:09We are drunk and...
00:40:12That's enough, Marie.
00:40:13Come on, let's get you some stories.
00:40:22Oh, I would love her!
00:40:26That's far and time for.
00:40:29And still, I guess...
00:40:32Get out, yeah!
00:40:34Let's go, baby!
00:42:49We'll finish you off.
00:44:19I can't afford it.
00:44:25So what's with the stuff?
00:44:42I'm about to start taking some hormones.
00:44:46To become a girl, obviously.
00:44:53But the doctor says I have to live as a woman for a year before I can get the full
00:44:58operation.
00:44:58Wait a minute.
00:44:59You've actually been to the doctor?
00:45:02Aye.
00:45:05Aye.
00:45:11What does Ben think about it?
00:45:17I can't tell them.
00:45:17I can't tell them.
00:45:21They're probably going to know us at some point.
00:45:25Well, we haven't really been speaking a lot recently.
00:45:31How come?
00:45:40Because I think the church knows about me.
00:45:45I can't be in the church if they know about you.
00:45:49Is that why you're thinking about sex change?
00:45:52No, of course not.
00:45:53Wait a minute.
00:45:53You're literally changing your gender to be with this guy.
00:46:00I'm not.
00:46:01Then why are you doing this?
00:46:02Why not?
00:46:08Can you help me please?
00:46:22Oh.
00:46:32All right, well, first of all, we are taking this off.
00:46:34OK, so.
00:46:42Is that what she does?
00:46:43What do you say?
00:46:48OK, Chris, you've got good eyes.
00:46:52OK.
00:46:54I was thinking, I was thinking either Alice or Ali.
00:47:04I like Ali.
00:47:11You open me up?
00:47:12You open me up.
00:47:25You open me up.
00:47:30You open me up.
00:47:32You open me up.
00:47:37You open me up.
00:47:50You open me up.
00:47:53You open me up.
00:48:03Oh, my God!
00:48:05Yeah!
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:09Hey!
00:48:10Come back!
00:48:12You open me up.
00:48:13You open me up.
00:48:14I'm sorry.
00:48:49I'm sorry.
00:48:58Come on, come on.
00:49:07I'm sorry.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:12You're okay?
00:49:13I'm sorry.
00:49:13I'm sorry.
00:49:13No, I'm sorry.
00:49:13No I'm sorry.
00:49:13I'm sorry.
00:49:28Come on, wipe it on it.
00:49:48My ex-wife has this beautiful house.
00:49:57She's putting our daughter through private school.
00:50:00I'm not even allowed to pick her up because I don't have a nice enough car.
00:50:14I'm supposed to be a man.
00:50:17I know it's modern times and blah, blah, blah, but that doesn't change my primal instinct
00:50:27to provide.
00:50:29Right?
00:50:36I'm failing, that's it.
00:50:51My life was supposed to be different.
00:51:06Can we, can we just go?
00:51:15I'm failing.
00:51:16I'm failing.
00:51:27I'm failing.
00:51:29I'm failing.
00:51:36I'm failing.
00:51:37I'm failing.
00:51:41I'm failing.
00:51:47I'm failing.
00:52:33What?
00:52:34No.
00:52:35Come on.
00:52:36Go.
00:52:40I can only dance when I'm drunk.
00:52:43It's fine.
00:53:00You can't go.
00:53:02I'm ready to go get this train.
00:53:04You can't do that because it's not fair.
00:53:16It's not fair.
00:53:18Yeah, come on.
00:53:30It's not fair on the ones that you leave behind.
00:53:32Life should show us so much more.
00:53:37I think I'll run away.
00:53:40I think I'll run away.
00:53:42I think I'll run away.
00:53:50I think I'll run away.
00:54:09It's Lucy.
00:54:13Lucy.
00:54:23I'm Dale.
00:54:24I'll run away.
00:54:51I'll run away.
00:54:54Let's go.
00:54:54I'd walk all the way home from the down.
00:54:57And come in looking happy, in spite of being all tired.
00:55:02I don't think much of it at the time.
00:55:05I used to watch her rub a hand cream.
00:55:07Well, she always had this cream next to her chair in the living room.
00:55:11She'd rub this cream in to soothe the dry bits on her palms from the plastic bags.
00:55:19I shouldn't have let her walk like that, and every time I think about it, it breaks my heart.
00:55:29Could you have saved her?
00:55:31No, she was taken from me.
00:55:36Good. That's easier.
00:55:43It's too cramped. I'm sick of the clutter in this house. I want rid of it.
00:55:47I'll stop it out.
00:55:48I want rid of it. She never plays it.
00:55:52I did try to once.
00:55:53We need the space.
00:55:54Do you remember what you did?
00:55:57You don't even like people.
00:55:58What do we need the space for?
00:55:59We don't joke.
00:56:04It's too long to lie.
00:56:05Don't use it.
00:56:35I can help you.
00:56:37I can help you.
00:56:45I can help you.
00:56:46Hi.
00:56:49Could you stick this way?
00:56:50I would love to, but actually I've got to work.
00:56:52No, just for a second. I just need to have a quick word with you, Lucy.
00:56:54These are all out of order.
00:56:56Please don't sack me.
00:56:58Come on, please. Please don't sack me.
00:57:03There's nothing I can do.
00:57:06You've got to understand you were off work for five days in a row.
00:57:10I mean, you didn't come in once.
00:57:15I'm sorry.
00:57:16I can understand that you're angry, but I'm going to have to let you go.
00:57:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:33I'm sorry. I wish there was something.
00:57:36Why are you so happy all the time?
00:57:40What?
00:57:41Like, why is it that every time I look over at you from the cheese counter you're smiling?
00:57:47Eh, I don't know. I have a good life.
00:57:50Stop smiling.
00:57:51Because you don't have a good life.
00:57:53You work in a supermarket with your mum.
00:57:56Yeah, well, I mean, I'm lucky to have a job.
00:57:58There's lots of people at the moment that don't, so...
00:58:02How can you settle for that?
00:58:03What do you mean?
00:58:04Stop smiling.
00:58:06Stop smiling.
00:58:07I'm not, I'm not.
00:58:07You are.
00:58:08I'm not smiling.
00:58:09Stop it.
00:58:09I'm not smiling. I'm not.
00:58:12This is shit.
00:58:14This is shit.
00:58:15It's, no, it's not shit.
00:58:19It's...
00:58:21And the cheese!
00:58:27We don't fucking suck, Moradilla!
00:58:30I'm starting to get these weird bits of fat at the top of my legs.
00:58:33At the back.
00:58:34It's horrible.
00:58:35It's like foreign bodies, like living under my arse.
00:58:38Is it really bothering you?
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:40It looks all warped and deformed.
00:58:41Does Ryan mind?
00:58:42No.
00:58:43He hasn't mentioned it.
00:58:44Then why do you mind?
00:58:45It's not about him.
00:58:46It's about me.
00:58:47No.
00:58:48You want to look good for him.
00:58:49You dress up for him.
00:58:50You do this shit to your nails for him.
00:58:52You dress up too.
00:58:53Yeah, but not for a man.
00:58:54No.
00:58:55For lots of men.
00:58:58Uh-huh.
00:59:00So, less judgement on me.
00:59:04Look, you're worrying about your weight because you want to have kids with Ryan and keep him
00:59:07around to help you raise the...
00:59:08Where does this even come from?
00:59:09Ryan doesn't want more kids.
00:59:10We're past that now.
00:59:10But are you?
00:59:11Those kids aren't yours.
00:59:12And I take care of them like their mum.
00:59:15Don't you want something more?
00:59:18Something?
00:59:32Donna?
00:59:36It's coming up for a year now.
00:59:42You're not allowed in here.
00:59:44Out!
00:59:45I'm here, Donna.
00:59:47Do you want to try the shellac?
00:59:53Hello?
00:59:54Earth to Lucy.
01:00:01What the f*** is shellac?
01:00:04It's a gel that stays on for a few weeks but it's hard to get off.
01:00:07You have to soak your nails in acetone and then cover your nails with pads and tinfoil.
01:01:04She fancy going up town doing a wee bit of shopping.
01:01:09Oh, God, I don't know.
01:01:11We need some quality time, you and me.
01:01:13It'll be good.
01:01:18I like it.
01:01:19What do you think?
01:01:21I think it's sensational.
01:01:26I think I'll go for it.
01:01:28What, are you getting it now?
01:01:29Yes.
01:01:30Come here.
01:01:34Come here.
01:01:35OK.
01:01:36So I'm going to need you to take it out in your name.
01:01:39Um, why?
01:01:40Because I've got too much stuff on credit under my name.
01:01:42But I don't want the debt for this thing.
01:01:43Look, I'll pay for it.
01:01:44I just need your name to get it on credit.
01:01:46But you've already got too much stuff,
01:01:48so, like, how are you going to pay for this?
01:01:51My name is Blacklisted, all right?
01:01:53I can't get anything on credit from any shops anymore,
01:01:55so I really need you to put your name on this,
01:01:57and I will pay it off straight away.
01:01:59Why does you even need a new couch?
01:02:01Because I've got some of the girls coming around,
01:02:03and I'm wanting the place nice.
01:02:05You sound just like your father.
01:02:07Oh, no.
01:02:09But he wasn't complaining when I got him his flat-screen telly.
01:02:11Why do you care so much about what those ladies think?
01:02:14You know what?
01:02:14You're a social climber.
01:02:16You never grew up in a one-bed shithole
01:02:18with seven other kids in an outdoor toilet.
01:02:21Because I made sure of that.
01:02:28Is that why you only had one child?
01:02:30Is that why you only had one child?
01:02:35I wish you didn't do that to me.
01:02:37Excuse me?
01:02:38I can't, like, talk to anyone.
01:02:42You can talk to me.
01:02:43No, I can't talk to you.
01:02:47Look, let's just get this back to the house,
01:02:51and we'll sit back down and not a wrong night.
01:02:57Anne, your father is on a need-to-know basis.
01:03:03Of course.
01:03:26Hello.
01:03:27How are you today?
01:03:31Eh, not bad.
01:03:33Yourself?
01:03:34We're in the area to discuss the Bible with you.
01:03:36With all the terrible events going on in the world,
01:03:38a lot of people are questioning whether God exists
01:03:41or cares about the human race.
01:03:43Would you agree with this?
01:04:08They're brainwashing you don't make you f***ing crazy.
01:04:12I'm sorry.
01:04:16Well, they've put you back on the Prozac
01:04:17because I can see it in your eyes.
01:04:27Don't go back to the church, please.
01:04:31Please don't leave me.
01:04:34Get off me.
01:04:35I don't f***ing need you.
01:04:37Just get the f***ing up to me, please.
01:04:45Look at you.
01:04:49I don't even know what you are anymore.
01:04:54You're a freak.
01:05:02You're manipulating me into committing a sin with you
01:05:05because you don't want to be alone in it.
01:05:09And you don't have anyone to save you.
01:05:18I'm loving you.
01:05:21And I'm asking you to love me back
01:05:24and maybe we can be happy.
01:05:31Because I love you.
01:05:37I forgive you.
01:05:56In the afterlife, we can offer you paradise on air.
01:06:01That is for you to keep
01:06:02and inside the leaflet is all the details of the church.
01:06:06If you'd give it a read, we'd be very grateful
01:06:08and you could come back round next week
01:06:11and hear your thoughts.
01:06:17Okay, well, thank you for your time.
01:06:52That's not true.
01:06:54You've got me.
01:07:34You've got me.
01:08:01Oh, it's that, what it is.
01:08:03It holds the shape of your boots, like a shoe treat, but for boots.
01:08:07Right now.
01:08:08Lucy, you're looking a wee bit puffy at the moment.
01:08:11What?
01:08:13The bags under your eyes are starting to dominate.
01:08:19Dominate?
01:08:20I've got an amazing cream that would help us tremendously.
01:08:24The eye cream of the shopping channel?
01:08:26Aye, it's taken years off me. I could do the same for you.
01:08:29No thanks.
01:08:29My pleasure, since I'm over with Susan.
01:08:33You won't get a boyfriend like that, hiking behind those things.
01:08:37And that, yes.
01:08:39I think I do not.
01:08:39The eye cream.
01:08:42The eye cream.
01:08:45Oh no.
01:08:52I'm over with you.
01:09:00I'm over with you.
01:09:02Oh no.
01:09:02Oh no.
01:09:03Oh no.
01:09:04Oh no.
01:09:04Oh no.
01:09:06Oh no.
01:09:08Let's go.
01:09:54Let's go.
01:10:08Let's go.
01:10:08Let's go.
01:10:10Let's go.
01:10:13Let's go.
01:10:16Got any music?
01:10:18Who are you?
01:10:19Yeah.
01:10:21Yeah.
01:10:24Yeah.
01:10:25Oh, she spits.
01:10:29Come on.
01:10:29Fly down.
01:10:30Party's just beginning.
01:10:32Party's just beginning.
01:10:34Party's just beginning.
01:10:36You are off.
01:10:37You are off.
01:10:43My hair is just beginning.
01:10:44You are off.
01:10:46Go home.
01:10:46You are off.
01:10:47You are off.
01:10:47Yeah.
01:11:03You are off.
01:11:04You are off.
01:12:41Merry Christmas.
01:12:43Merry Christmas.
01:12:45I did what you said.
01:12:47I invited the kids over.
01:12:49Did you?
01:12:49I did.
01:12:51Was it nice to see the grandkid?
01:12:53It was nice having a bit of life running about the house.
01:12:58The eldest is very musical.
01:13:00I didn't know that.
01:13:03I have an old piano and he was straight on it and playing all the songs he'd been learning.
01:13:08Why?
01:13:09Even I'd be singing alone and I'd take something, I'm telling you.
01:13:14My granddad used to have an organ.
01:13:16We used to play it when I was a wee kid.
01:13:18I'd say playing, but it was probably like bashing on the keys.
01:13:21And then my dad bought this old out-of-tune piano and he always said that he was going to
01:13:25play it and then he never did.
01:13:26So I would like sneak up there and start playing it.
01:13:32I loved it.
01:13:37Me and my mate, we used to do karaoke all the time and we always had this.
01:13:42We always said that we would like move to California and get really suntanned and I was going to make
01:13:48all the money at night playing the piano in nightclubs
01:13:51and then he was going to come down and sing and then we'd have enough money to live in the
01:13:55warm.
01:13:57It would have been good.
01:13:59It sounds great actually. Did you have a nice Christmas?
01:14:07Well I went to sleep with three random guys and then woke up covered in bruises and love bites, but
01:14:11my mum didn't burn the turkey so you win some you lose some.
01:14:14What happened?
01:14:15I don't know. I blacked out.
01:14:17Well, do you think you might have been raped, Charlotte?
01:14:23No, no. I chose to go.
01:14:25Why do you think you chose to go with him?
01:14:27I don't know.
01:14:29I don't f***ing know.
01:14:32Well, I mean I wasn't even there. I mean I was. I was laying in the bed, but like I
01:14:35wasn't.
01:14:36Because I was in like a different drunken dimension dreaming myself away.
01:14:40Well it's time to wake up now.
01:14:47I wasn't always like this.
01:14:50You're only at the beginning.
01:14:52You're only at the beginning.
01:14:53It's all to come.
01:14:57Was it worth it?
01:14:59Like, like, was it worth it?
01:15:04I still set a place for Edith or the demon.
01:15:09Well, if I didn't do that, it would be like she disappeared without a trace.
01:15:18Edith, are you there, Edith?
01:15:26I'm tired.
01:15:32I love you.
01:15:33I love you, too.
01:15:38Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:02Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:12I don't know.
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01:19:53Thank you for doing that to me.
01:19:56I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
01:20:01Okay.
01:20:07Okay. Enough.
01:20:23Okay.
01:20:53Okay.
01:21:26Okay.
01:21:57Hello?
01:21:58How was the ceremony?
01:22:00What?
01:22:01Alistair's ceremony.
01:22:09Why are you asking that?
01:22:12Because I never went.
01:22:15It was nice.
01:22:18Proper religious though.
01:22:24Shall I go out and just get f***ing smashed?
01:22:27Yeah.
01:22:29Will you do my nails?
01:22:31F***ing finally.
01:22:35Right.
01:22:36Well, see you.
01:22:54I'll see you next time.
01:23:04Bye.
01:23:10Bye.
01:23:10Bye.
01:23:11Bye.
01:23:13Bye.
01:23:14Bye.
01:23:14Bye.
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