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When writer Woody carries out a task as a favour for the CIA, he earns the respect of Natalia. When she requests his assistance, he gets a chance to bring to life his own comic creation, Condorman.
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00:00:12I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
00:00:41Oh, my God.
00:04:08Okay, Wood.
00:04:10In position.
00:04:11Get ready.
00:04:14Right.
00:04:20Who can save Princess Juliet?
00:04:23Held captive by the evil Count Lorca.
00:04:25Who can save the city?
00:04:27Who?
00:04:27Who?
00:04:31This is a job for Condor Man!
00:04:34Who can save the city?
00:04:37Who?
00:04:57Who can save the family?
00:04:59Who can save the city?
00:04:59Who can save the city?
00:05:00Bir hebben en...
00:05:04Who can save the city?
00:05:04That is...
00:05:04Who can save the city?
00:05:15It should have worked.
00:05:18Here, drink this.
00:05:20I can't understand it.
00:05:22Drink this and calm down.
00:05:23I am calm.
00:05:25I am calm.
00:05:28Those wings were foolproof, Harry.
00:05:30They were foolproof.
00:05:31Woody, you're a great cartoonist,
00:05:32and you're a great comic book writer.
00:05:35But you're a lousy bird.
00:05:36I mean, you could have got yourself killed.
00:05:39That's the way I create.
00:05:40You know that.
00:05:41If Condorman can't do something in real life,
00:05:44then I won't have him do it in one of my comic books.
00:05:47Kids all over the world read my stuff.
00:05:49They trust me.
00:05:50They know if I fake it.
00:05:53Condorman's American.
00:05:54His word is his bond.
00:05:57Well, hooray for the red, white, and blue.
00:05:59Woody, we've been buddies for a long time.
00:06:02Now, I respect you.
00:06:03I admire you.
00:06:04You're sincere.
00:06:05You're conscientious.
00:06:06But sometimes you go too far.
00:06:08How so?
00:06:09Well, take now.
00:06:11Okay, so Condorman's first assignment
00:06:12is to help the French government.
00:06:14And you come here to Paris
00:06:15and stay with me to get the feel of things.
00:06:17Well, fine.
00:06:18But did you have to try to fly off the Eiffel Tower
00:06:20and nearly drown?
00:06:22Come on, Woody.
00:06:23You're so wrapped up in your characters
00:06:25that you lose in touch with reality.
00:06:27Go home.
00:06:28New England's nice this time of year.
00:06:30Relax.
00:06:30Take it easy.
00:06:32Condorman had find enough excitement in New York City
00:06:34to last a lifetime.
00:06:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:36Besides, Superman's got the big apple sewn up.
00:06:40No, Condorman's got to be international.
00:06:44And as for reality and fantasy,
00:06:46look what you do for a living.
00:06:48Huh?
00:06:48What a fantastic life.
00:06:50Huh?
00:06:51To be a spy.
00:06:53I am not a spy, Woody.
00:06:55CIA?
00:06:56Huh?
00:06:58Cloak and dagger.
00:06:59Secret missions.
00:07:00Parachuting behind enemy lines.
00:07:02Memorizing code words.
00:07:04Oh, that has to be the greatest, Harry.
00:07:06Woody, not everybody at the agency is Robert Redford.
00:07:10Oh, come on.
00:07:11When you went to bank...
00:07:11Read my lips.
00:07:12I am a file clerk.
00:07:14Nothing more, nothing less.
00:07:22You have my notes.
00:07:23Prepare the Benson file for an audit.
00:07:24And then contact our people in Geneva.
00:07:27Oh, there's Harry now.
00:07:31Morning, Richard.
00:07:32How's it going, Harry?
00:07:33Late again.
00:07:33Bus striking.
00:07:34Harry!
00:07:35Sir.
00:07:38What's up, Russ?
00:07:39The Geneva meeting.
00:07:40We're going to be gone for two days.
00:07:42I want you to keep an eye on things for me.
00:07:43Right.
00:07:44What about the Estable papers?
00:07:45The exchange takes place the day after tomorrow.
00:07:47You can handle that, Harry.
00:07:48They're not important anyway.
00:07:50But Harrington won't be back from Rio all the weekend.
00:07:52We're not sending Harrington.
00:07:53Our Russian friends insist the exchange be handled by civilians.
00:07:57Huh.
00:07:57Civilians?
00:07:58What are the Russkies worried about that?
00:07:59The Chinese will find out they've got spies in Turkey?
00:08:02Exactly.
00:08:04Have you recruited the civilian?
00:08:05Yeah, that's where you come in.
00:08:07Just pick someone suitable.
00:08:09What, me?
00:08:10But Russ?
00:08:11But Russ.
00:08:12Russ?
00:08:14Russ?
00:08:15I don't think I can handle this.
00:08:16You're always asking for more authority.
00:08:18This is your big chance.
00:08:19What do I do?
00:08:19Stop the first American tourist I see and say,
00:08:21Hey, mister, how would you like to do your country a favor
00:08:23and drop off some secret papers to a Russian in Istanbul?
00:08:26Something like that, yes.
00:08:27Now you're learning.
00:08:28But, Russ?
00:08:29Russ?
00:08:30What do I need to get a hold of you?
00:08:32On the...
00:08:45Now, Woody, Harry, remember how I saved your life this morning?
00:08:50Well, I got a big favor to ask.
00:08:53You like trains?
00:09:21What's with the outfit?
00:09:25Of all the stations in all the world, do you like?
00:09:31I hate.
00:09:32Give me the hat and trench coat.
00:09:34What?
00:09:35No!
00:09:35Woody, you were hired because you're a civilian.
00:09:38I mean, take it easy with a bogot shtick.
00:09:40All right, but leave me the coat.
00:09:41Please, it gives me confidence.
00:09:42Okay, okay.
00:09:43But remember, you're supposed to blend in.
00:09:46I got it.
00:09:46I got it.
00:09:48Yeah, that's you.
00:09:49Give me your wrist.
00:09:53Oh, I like that.
00:09:54I like it.
00:09:55I knew you would.
00:09:56Here's the key.
00:09:58Don't lose it.
00:09:59Thanks, Harry.
00:10:01And don't worry.
00:10:02I won't let the organization down.
00:10:05Do me a favor, buddy.
00:10:06When you get on board the train, just have a couple of stiff drinks.
00:10:09Go to sleep.
00:10:10Stay out of trouble.
00:10:10Hey, you're talking to Woody, right?
00:10:14Right?
00:10:15Sure.
00:10:16Better get on board.
00:10:20Harry, where do I get off again?
00:10:23At the end of the line, Woody.
00:10:26Istanbul.
00:10:30Istanbul.
00:10:47Oh, my God.
00:11:03oh I'm so sorry I'm a bit unsteady was jet lag a train lag whatever now you be
00:11:13careful I tripped you with the purpose I thought it was you I believe we have
00:11:30something we can give each other absolutely I mean I'm a man you're a woman I speak of documents
00:11:42papers papers ah papers yes papers Istanbul right exchange must be discreet
00:12:00of course your order sir I'll have one of those one Istanbul Express yes a double a
00:12:14double nobody orders the double sir okay make it a triple
00:12:27what's your name Natalia Natalia I need your papers
00:12:43is something wrong it's just that you're so beautiful for a spy spy spy but we are both civilians
00:12:59everything may not be quite as it seems you're not a civilian in point of fact no I'm working as
00:13:10a
00:13:10top-level operative in international espionage just passing through doing a favor for a civilian
00:13:19is that sir yes one triple Istanbul Express
00:13:35so do you have a cod name does the name condor man mean anything to you
00:14:01condor man eh yes condor man vulture of the western world
00:14:28I must go
00:14:32please please don't go those men over by the door they're after me I must go
00:14:40oh why don't we leave together if you're with me maybe they won't try anything
00:14:45nothing will stop them aren't you forgetting condor man culture of the et cetera et cetera
00:14:51we are in great danger danger I laugh at danger
00:15:06step aside you step aside or you will die
00:15:20step aside
00:15:22step Sabang
00:15:35step aside
00:15:37step aside
00:16:07I'm sorry I had to get so violent.
00:16:10But it was the only language they understood.
00:16:13Are you all right?
00:16:14Oh, I'm fine.
00:16:15Apart from a large dry cleaning bill.
00:16:17I'll tell you one thing.
00:16:19If I ever come back to Istanbul,
00:16:20I'm going to put this place on my try-to-avoid list.
00:16:23Are you okay?
00:16:25I was afraid for you.
00:16:27You were?
00:16:29That's very nice.
00:16:33Well,
00:16:38I believe these are for you.
00:16:41The Istanbul papers.
00:16:46For everything.
00:16:50It was nothing.
00:16:51I do this two or three times a week.
00:17:00Natalia.
00:17:02Hello.
00:17:05Do you see me?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:06Come on, Mom.
00:17:43Good evening.
00:18:12Hello, Natalia.
00:18:16Welcome home.
00:18:21Oh, Sergei, I did not expect you.
00:18:26I am sure you didn't, my dear.
00:18:30Any more than I expected, you would go to Istanbul.
00:18:33I had to go there.
00:18:35We cannot trust the Americans, as I found out.
00:18:38Really?
00:18:39And what did you find out, my little doll?
00:18:48I must go and change the journey.
00:18:52It was very long.
00:18:56The exchange was supposed to be a civilian operation, eh?
00:19:00I anticipated him, and I was right.
00:19:03They sent a top agent.
00:19:06I had the office check him, but there's no file on this man.
00:19:11He was good.
00:19:13Very smooth.
00:19:15And very tough.
00:19:18Perhaps even as good as you, Sergei.
00:19:21And his name.
00:19:23Surely, when you were finding out how tough and how smooth he was, you found out his name, no?
00:19:28He called himself Condorman.
00:19:33Condorman?
00:19:37A quaint.
00:19:39But he is good.
00:19:41The way he handled those three tuples was impressive.
00:19:45If they got hold of you, who knows what would have happened.
00:19:49But you were stupid to be seen by a Chinese agent.
00:19:52And I am not one to let anybody jeopardize my position, am I?
00:19:56Oh, my dear Natalia.
00:19:58That is why I have changed my mind about bringing you with me to Monte Carlo to act as hostess
00:20:03to the oil meetings with our Arabian friends.
00:20:06You see, you need a little re-education to remind you the teachings of our masters.
00:20:54Oh, my dear Natalia.
00:20:57You
00:21:13Ari my laser lady
00:21:24Isn't she beautiful
00:21:29Who is Condor Man?
00:21:32Condor Man?
00:21:33Condor Man
00:21:35Well, uh, Condor Man is what we call a comic hero in a comic book
00:21:38A comic book?
00:21:39Yeah, you know, like, uh, Donald Duck, Popeye, Superman
00:21:43He's not a real person?
00:21:45Who, Condor Man?
00:21:46Yes, Condor Man
00:21:47No, Russ, comic book characters aren't real people
00:21:51Not as a rule, anyway, I mean, uh, Donald Duck, for example
00:21:54He's not a real duck
00:21:56He's just a drawing
00:21:59Hm, interesting
00:22:01Well, I don't know how interesting it is, I mean, every kid knows that
00:22:05I've known it all my life
00:22:07Haven't you ever read a comic book?
00:22:09Harry, Condor Man is a real person
00:22:13Well, if you say so, Russ
00:22:14I always thought it's a cartoon
00:22:17Uh, is that all you wanted to talk to me about?
00:22:19Listen, Harry, we have a Russian agent who wants to defect
00:22:23Now, this Russian insists that we use one particular agent of ours to facilitate the defection
00:22:29Apparently, they have some kind of rapport
00:22:31Now, we have been given the code name of the agent wanted, but we've never heard of it
00:22:36Now, it's vital that we find this man and use him to handle this operation
00:22:41I want you to go through every file we've got
00:22:43And find out who has been using the code name Condor Man
00:22:52What's the matter?
00:22:53I think I know who's been using that name
00:22:57Are you serious?
00:22:59Very
00:22:59I could get killed
00:23:01It's not a dangerous operation, buddy, it's just a simple defection
00:23:04Simple defection for you, maybe
00:23:05I delivered simple papers in Istanbul
00:23:08Nearly got shish kebab by three Turkish behemoths
00:23:11Every precaution is going to be taken for your safety
00:23:13The bear is very important to us
00:23:15Bear? What bear?
00:23:16Ah, the bear is the code name for the Russian spy who wants to defect
00:23:20Oh, I'm sorry, fellas
00:23:21I refuse to place my fragile life in jeopardy over anybody who goes under the name of the bear
00:23:26Ah, come on, Woody
00:23:27Little cloak, little dagger
00:23:29Mr. Wilkins, I feel certain that patriotism counts for something
00:23:32Patriotism? Forget patriotism
00:23:34I have a family to think of
00:23:35Family?
00:23:36Yes, Golfo Boy, Sponge Man, Deadlines and things
00:23:38Condor Man and Laser Lady make their debut next week
00:23:41Do you realize that we are talking about the most important defection in this decade?
00:23:46I'm not a spy!
00:23:49I'm sorry
00:23:53I'm sorry
00:23:56I'm sorry
00:24:07Come on, Woody
00:24:08You know yourself that you won't even put anything in the comics unless it's been tested and proven
00:24:13Well, now, here's your chance
00:24:14Out of the inkwell and into real life
00:24:16It's the chance of a lifetime
00:24:18Whatever you're dreaming up for Condor Man or Sponge Man
00:24:20All you have to do is draw us the plans and we'll do the rest
00:24:23We can build anything you need and deliver it anywhere in the world at our expense
00:24:26Right, Russ?
00:24:28Right, Russ?
00:24:30You know, Mr. Wilkins, we wouldn't be asking you to do this if it weren't for the fact that the
00:24:34bear
00:24:35Insisted upon you being the escort
00:24:37Well, how could the bear know about me?
00:24:40Because you've already met her in Istanbul
00:24:45Natalia Rambova of the KGB
00:24:51Natalia
00:24:58Impossible
00:24:59No
00:24:59No, impossible
00:25:00Absolutely out of the question
00:25:02Now, hang on a minute
00:25:04You said you'd do this in my way with my designs
00:25:08But this is going to cost us a fortune
00:25:11Look, it's a tricky transfer, I grant you
00:25:13Can't you simplify a little bit?
00:25:16Russ has a point, Wood
00:25:18See, he wants you to bring him the bear, not a comic book
00:25:20Yeah, okay, okay
00:25:22If I don't get the equipment, I don't get the bear
00:25:25Over to you, Russ
00:25:28Well, I don't know
00:25:29Why?
00:25:30Of course, if all else fails, we are prepared, Russ
00:25:34We could always go to Plan B
00:25:40Okay
00:25:42Get fabrication on it immediately
00:25:44Right, Russ
00:25:45I want you there yesterday
00:25:49Plan B
00:25:52Plan B
00:25:54What's Plan B, Harry?
00:25:56I don't know
00:25:58But I hope to have it ready by the time you get to Yugoslavia
00:26:00Let's do it together
00:26:00Yes, let's do it.
00:26:12You get to the end, Russ
00:26:12To the end, Russ
00:26:22Is going to work
00:26:22To be able to find your own Ž
00:26:23To be able to find your own Ž
00:26:23A Hm, that's auen
00:26:30The following is, of course, you just
00:26:30Oh, my God.
00:26:56Natalia!
00:27:14Natalia!
00:27:23Natalia!
00:27:24Yes, yes.
00:27:27What, Nolan?
00:27:30Who else?
00:27:31I knew you would come.
00:27:33I hope you didn't mind the gypsy disguise.
00:27:36I figured you'd look good in anything.
00:27:39We must hurry before we're discovered.
00:27:42You're right. Come on.
00:27:52Come on.
00:28:02Okay, take your time.
00:28:04Everything's ready.
00:28:05We should be able to leave the country.
00:28:07No problem.
00:28:11An escape as gypsies.
00:28:15How very romantic, comrade.
00:28:18And who is your American friend?
00:28:25Put up your hands and move over there.
00:28:27You don't understand.
00:28:29I'm really on your side.
00:28:30I'm a double agent.
00:28:32I was delivering some secret information to the bear here.
00:28:35We're all comrades from Istanbul.
00:28:37Is that your story, comrade?
00:28:40Yes.
00:28:40Really?
00:28:41Krokov will be most interested.
00:28:43He has suspected your defection for some time.
00:28:47Boris?
00:28:49On about your weapons.
00:28:51I don't have one.
00:28:53Condorman does not carry a gun.
00:28:55It is against my code.
00:28:57What?
00:28:57Guns scare me.
00:28:59The noise.
00:29:01All I carry is my trusty old cane.
00:29:05The sound of the wind.
00:29:06John is Farley.
00:29:08The wind.
00:29:10The wind.
00:29:15Sorry.
00:29:15Scrib 알아.
00:29:292
00:29:33Before many.
00:29:33nouveau
00:29:33Oh, you're all right.
00:29:36That's a hair trigger.
00:29:38Fastest cane in the West.
00:29:39Watch out!
00:29:47Multipurpose.
00:29:48Come on.
00:29:50Right through here.
00:30:16You are not nervous, eh?
00:30:19Me? Condor man? Nervous?
00:30:21No.
00:30:22Watch out!
00:30:24Oh!
00:30:26It's okay. It's nothing to worry about.
00:30:29Just testing the steering mechanism.
00:30:34So, you decided to defect.
00:30:37Oh, life has not been very easy for me at home.
00:30:40It's been on my mind for some time now.
00:30:43Well, why didn't you do it from Istanbul?
00:30:45Something happened between Krakow and me when I got back to Russia that made my decision.
00:30:50I realized it was now or never.
00:30:52Krakow?
00:30:53The man those agents talked about back there.
00:30:56This Krakow?
00:30:58He isn't your husband by any chance, is he?
00:31:01No.
00:31:02I'm a single woman.
00:31:05Free single woman.
00:31:08Well, I'm very glad to hear that.
00:31:11I was thinking.
00:31:13America is so far away, you know.
00:31:15Oh, but you'll love it when you get there.
00:31:17Fall in New England, the Grand Canyon,
00:31:20New York, those buildings.
00:31:23Thanksgiving, toasted marshmallows, Sunday funnies, the senior prom, baseball.
00:31:28And you'll be crazy.
00:31:52But how did that happen?
00:31:55Look, I had two men following them.
00:31:58What?
00:31:59No, no, no, absolutely not.
00:32:01I want her alive.
00:32:03Death is far too good for that little traitor.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07No, the man is expendable.
00:32:10Well, send out the Proknoviach.
00:32:13And make sure that Morović is personally in charge.
00:32:24Morović, говорит.
00:32:25Prygatovstie proknoviach.
00:32:57Prygatovstie proknoviach.
00:33:07Prygatovstie proknoviach.
00:33:12Prygatovstie proknoviach.
00:33:19Prygatovstie proknoviach.
00:33:20Zasaplfeld.
00:33:22Prygatovstie proknoviach.
00:35:39It's like a storybook town.
00:35:41Just look at it.
00:35:44So quiet.
00:35:45It's too quiet.
00:35:48What do you mean?
00:35:49The people.
00:35:50Where are the people?
00:36:04Natalia, you've got to learn to lighten up.
00:36:07Relax.
00:36:09Something is wrong.
00:36:16Success.
00:36:35Let's go.
00:36:35Let's go.
00:36:47Krakow will do anything to get me back.
00:36:49Forget Krakow.
00:36:52You're with me now.
00:37:17Natalia.
00:37:18What is it?
00:37:19You tell me.
00:37:25The Krakow.
00:37:26The Krakow.
00:37:39We can outrun them in this old truck.
00:37:41You have a point there.
00:37:45But...
00:37:45Here.
00:37:58You, Krakow.
00:38:02You're with me.
00:38:07You're with me.
00:38:09You're with me.
00:38:10You're with me.
00:38:10You're with me.
00:38:12I'm with you.
00:38:21Fantastic.
00:38:40What are we going to do now?
00:38:42Well, we push another button.
00:39:00I don't believe it.
00:39:16Who are those guys?
00:39:18The Broknovich is the KGB pursuit squadron.
00:39:22Superb drivers, and each one is a dedicated killer.
00:39:41Look out!
00:39:42Well done.
00:40:02Okay, let's warm things up a bit.
00:40:06Oh, my God.
00:40:37Do something.
00:40:38There's nothing left to do.
00:40:43Stop!
00:40:44He's crazy. He will kill us.
00:40:46Stop nothing. That's what he wants.
00:41:16Stop!
00:41:18Stop!
00:41:20Stop!
00:41:34Stop!
00:41:41Let's go.
00:42:06Let's go.
00:42:38You've got to stop him.
00:42:40Of course I've got to stop him.
00:42:41The trick is how?
00:42:56Oh, boy.
00:43:00Oh, boy.
00:43:15Oh, boy.
00:43:18Oh, boy.
00:43:21Oh, boy.
00:43:31THE END
00:43:55ESCAPED!
00:43:56And in a gypsy truck!
00:43:58The gypsy truck turned into a rescar.
00:44:00But you had the broknoviets!
00:44:01Before my height, the rescar turned into a nitrofoil.
00:44:04Have you seen this report on this condorman?
00:44:07On this man Wilkins?
00:44:08He's an amateur, do you hear?
00:44:10He is not an agent of the CIA!
00:44:12He is a writer of comic books!
00:44:15We should be the laughingstock back home.
00:44:29All I ask is one more chance to get at this condorman.
00:44:39All right, my dear Morović.
00:44:43You will get the chance.
00:44:47According to my calculations,
00:44:51he should land somewhere
00:44:54on the north coast of Italy.
00:45:16Round about there should be the place.
00:45:19Rito.
00:45:20Yes, Comerat Commissar.
00:45:24Contact Barazzini.
00:45:26We are collecting an old debt.
00:45:29Tell him what we want.
00:45:34Far to go.
00:45:37Where are we?
00:45:38I don't know.
00:45:40But don't worry.
00:45:42We're safe and clear now.
00:45:44How can you say that?
00:45:47It's logic.
00:45:48If we don't know where we are,
00:45:50it stands to reason Krakow doesn't know either.
00:45:53I doubt whether he'd have us followed into Italy.
00:45:56Hey, you don't know Krakow.
00:46:01Hey, that'll be perfect.
00:46:03Come on!
00:46:14Ah, this'll be fine.
00:46:16We'll sleep here and get an early start in the morning.
00:46:19Tomorrow, I'll find a telephone.
00:46:21Call Harry, and we'll be home in no time.
00:46:53Call Harry, and we'll be home in no time.
00:46:58Call Harry, and we'll be home in no time.
00:47:00On your feet, you are under arrest.
00:47:03Ah, senor, uh, scusey,
00:47:06uh, there's been a mistake.
00:47:08Uh, you have got the wrong couple.
00:47:11Comprende?
00:47:12But you must do something.
00:47:13How can I do something?
00:47:14Obviously, he's got us mixed up
00:47:16with another couple.
00:47:25It said we killed a man in Monte Carlo
00:47:27In Monte Carlo? We'd never even been to Monte Carlo
00:47:31Krakow is behind this
00:47:34Guard! Guard! You really are making a big mistake
00:47:39The authorities from Monte Carlo are on their way
00:47:44Krakow's men
00:47:46You know what I think?
00:47:48I think we're in serious trouble
00:47:51Oh, gopher boy, what would you do now?
00:47:54What?
00:47:57Oh, nothing
00:48:00Nothing
00:48:01I'm Inspector Jambon
00:48:14On the door of police, Monaco
00:48:21Wake up!
00:48:24Bring your thing!
00:48:33Hey, fella
00:48:35You think this is it?
00:48:36You think you got us licked?
00:48:38Huh?
00:48:39The world is in a vacuum, you know
00:48:41You mark this
00:48:42I'm an American citizen
00:48:45You're no speaker to English, huh?
00:48:47No understando?
00:48:49Mio?
00:48:51What language do they speak in Monaco?
00:48:54Hey, ugly American
00:48:56Remember playing B?
00:48:57This is it
00:48:59Harry?
00:49:05Harry?
00:49:09This?
00:49:11Get in
00:49:14Have you got the key?
00:49:17Not now
00:49:18We're being watched by you
00:49:19No
00:49:19Besides, the Ruskies can't be far behind
00:49:23You're all over the front page
00:49:27Does Russ know about this?
00:49:28He's working on the rest of the plan
00:49:31Bazooka Boy meets Hannibal Smith
00:49:32Great!
00:49:33One of my favorites
00:49:53Okay, Harry, give me the keys
00:49:55Let's get out of here first
00:49:56Stop!
00:49:58It's Morowich
00:50:04Get out of here!
00:50:05Fast!
00:50:07I would like it very much
00:50:09If I could pick up my American telephone
00:50:12Call my friend Woody
00:50:14And say
00:50:15Come over and be democratic with me
00:50:19I'll bring the dip
00:50:20If you bring the Dostoevsky
00:50:25That's a yes
00:50:47What are we doing up here?
00:50:49You see that?
00:50:51That's our first class ticket to freedom
00:50:58This is it
00:51:02Oh, good old Russ
00:51:03He got it exactly right
00:51:05It is?
00:51:06What is it?
00:51:08They're jet rods
00:51:09And as with the other one
00:51:10You just hook it up there on the cable
00:51:14Like so
00:51:18Then you open up the stirrups
00:51:21Climb aboard
00:51:22And when you're ready to go
00:51:24You pull that lever
00:51:25And zowie right up the mountain
00:51:28Whoa, hold on
00:51:30Harry, there's nothing to be afraid of
00:51:32Uh, Woody
00:51:34I can't handle heights
00:51:35Okay, you climb on with me
00:51:36And hold on
00:51:39Whoa
00:51:43Ready?
00:51:47Okay
00:52:16Yay
00:54:39I think they're gone.
00:54:43We can move now.
00:54:44I may never move again.
00:55:10Good morning, Natalia.
00:55:12I trust you slept well.
00:55:15Surely you don't think I'll let you get away after all you've meant to me.
00:55:19I hate you.
00:55:23And I wish to kill you.
00:55:29You don't know how tempted I was.
00:55:32I wish you would have.
00:55:34Anything would have been better than this.
00:55:37Save your tears.
00:55:39I am going to save your life.
00:55:42Our story will be that you pretended to defect in order to kidnap this condom man.
00:55:47I shall lay the blame on Morović for failing this mission.
00:55:52Of course, he will have to be killed.
00:55:54We can't have the party hearing his side of the story, can we?
00:55:59You're kidding.
00:56:01Do you really think that things will be the same between us?
00:56:04For the moment, I don't care.
00:56:06But remember, Natalia, whatever happens in the future is better than a slow death in a Siberian slave farm.
00:56:12No.
00:56:13Don't touch me.
00:56:16Very well.
00:56:19But for the moment, things will have to appear as normal between ourselves.
00:56:23You will have to play the role of perfect hostess.
00:56:26The role you were born for.
00:56:28And if you have any design on escape, this comfortable villa is an impregnable fortress.
00:56:34Your every move will be watched.
00:56:37The oil ministers arrive tomorrow.
00:56:38I know I want you up and about, looking your best, laughing and ensuring they are happy.
00:56:45Get out of here!
00:56:48That's better.
00:56:49That's the spirit.
00:56:52I will leave you now for a moment to get your redemption into your head.
00:57:05I'm Natalia.
00:57:06Well, remember, any more trouble from you, and I shall personally kill you immediately.
00:57:19Woody?
00:57:25I just talked to Russ.
00:57:27Natalia?
00:57:29Prokof Scott her at the Russian villa in Monte Carlo.
00:57:32We've got to get her out of there.
00:57:33Woody, we've been ordered back to Paris.
00:57:37The mission's considered a bust.
00:57:39I can't go back.
00:57:41Not without Natalia.
00:57:44I love her, Harry.
00:57:47I know.
00:57:48Look, I still have top-reg clearance.
00:57:50That gives me anything I need, including Fort Knox, right?
00:57:54Now, wait a minute.
00:57:55That was before we were ordered back to Paris, Woody.
00:57:57Forget orders.
00:57:58Tell him you didn't see me in time, that it was too late.
00:58:00I can't do that, Woody.
00:58:02Harry, two days.
00:58:04That's all I ask.
00:58:06Two days.
00:58:08Please.
00:58:12Okay, buddy.
00:58:13You got it.
00:58:15Harry, you're beautiful.
00:58:17You stop.
00:58:18People will talk.
00:58:20Now, here's what I have in mind.
00:58:27Happy New Year.成長
00:58:27a a
00:58:54Oh, hello, Sergei.
00:58:55Hello, Rory. What happened?
00:58:57Oh, amazing, Sergei, amazing.
00:58:59This Arab, he took the house to the limit.
00:59:02What is that?
00:59:03Five million francs.
00:59:19Who is that man?
00:59:20According to the underground, he was nothing more than another Bedouin.
00:59:24Then, several months ago, he struck oil.
00:59:28And now, now he's the seventh richest man in the world.
00:59:33Make sure he is at tomorrow's party.
00:59:39Oh, my God.
00:59:58Then there's, he goes.
01:00:06but the question remains can we produce it in the sufficient quantity now do you do you see
01:00:13there's a problem in the long run and all depends what was your question again huh
01:00:20well actually what I said was do you think our North Sea will produce enough oil North Sea
01:00:26a Caesar's salads worth pardon me please business I have to close a deal for Rhode Island
01:00:40amazing
01:00:52so everything's go
01:00:54you talked to her yet I can't get nearer every time I turn around someone tries to sell me
01:01:00something whatever you do don't buy when are you gonna make your move hey
01:01:10right I'm gonna try and get to her now you give me five minutes and let it go okay okay
01:01:16five minutes
01:01:18don't worry about me
01:01:22so
01:01:56Enchanting.
01:02:00A beautiful place, Monaco.
01:02:04Yes, it is.
01:02:05I do not believe we have met Natalia Rambova.
01:02:10Don't scream out. The cavalry's here.
01:02:13No.
01:02:15What do you...
01:02:17They told me you were dead.
01:02:19I've come to get you. Come on.
01:02:21I... No.
01:02:24I cannot go with you.
01:02:27What do you mean?
01:02:35I'm sorry.
01:02:37But I've changed my mind.
01:02:39You've changed your mind?
01:02:41Are you crazy?
01:02:43This isn't like deciding what restaurant you'd go to eat in.
01:02:45This is a defection.
01:02:47It's Krakow.
01:02:49Krakow. Forget Krakow.
01:02:51Now come with me.
01:02:51No, no. Krakow.
01:02:58Krakow had a plan.
01:02:59It was a plan.
01:03:01Don't be stupid.
01:03:04Krakow thought you were a top American agent.
01:03:06My defection was a ruse.
01:03:08To kidnap you.
01:03:10But now we know you are nothing but a foolish dreamer who draws comic books.
01:03:14Not worth the bullet to kill you.
01:03:19So go now, please.
01:03:20And don't try to do anything.
01:03:22I see you've already met the sheik.
01:03:24Yes.
01:03:26He thought we hadn't met before.
01:03:29Is that so?
01:03:33But I was...
01:03:35mistaken.
01:03:38A foolish dream, perhaps.
01:03:50It was a pleasure meeting you.
01:03:52I'm sorry we did not have more time.
01:03:54Some other day, perhaps.
01:04:00If you bring the dip, I'll bring the Dostoyevsky.
01:04:24I'll bring the dip.
01:04:28The time.
01:04:32Three, two, one.
01:04:46Come on.
01:04:47This way.
01:05:14Downstairs.
01:05:15Downstairs.
01:05:16Quick.
01:05:27Good, Harry.
01:05:28Good.
01:05:34Boy!
01:05:36Get on the train, man!
01:05:39Boy!
01:05:44Coming through!
01:05:46Coming through!
01:05:53Oh, Russ, if you could see me now.
01:06:15There's no key.
01:06:16Quick, give me a hand.
01:06:36We're trapped.
01:06:38Don't you believe it.
01:06:40Woody, I'm frightened.
01:06:43Don't worry.
01:06:45Condor Man has it all figured out.
01:06:48But how can we escape, fly?
01:06:57You're not serious.
01:06:59You want out?
01:07:05I want you.
01:07:08Then get behind me and hold on tight.
01:07:27I want you to get behind me and hold on tight.
01:07:43Mr. Ravich, prepared.
01:08:39I can't hold on much longer.
01:08:42When are we going to land?
01:08:44As soon as I see Harry at the rendezvous.
01:09:09Oh, you beauty, you don't.
01:09:11We made it.
01:09:23Oh, no!
01:09:28Somebody stop that car!
01:09:33I can't, I can't, I can't hold on.
01:09:40Oh, Russ, easy come, easy go.
01:10:09Okay, here we go.
01:10:25Yeah, yeah.
01:10:32Yeah, yeah.
01:10:40I'm a boat, Natalia.
01:10:45Let's go!
01:10:52Why did you come and get me?
01:10:54You could have let me in the villa.
01:10:55Why did you pretend you didn't want to come?
01:10:58I could not let you be discovered and killed.
01:11:00If I had tried to ask you to help me, you would have done something stupid.
01:11:04Instead of the sane and sensible thing we're doing now.
01:11:06Yeah, but how do you feel about my being a foolish dreamer who draws comic books, huh?
01:11:12Did I say that?
01:11:13Uh-huh.
01:11:14Laser lady would say anything to save the man she loves.
01:11:20Will, you two, come on!
01:11:27Come on, I'm down!
01:11:50Come on, I'm down!
01:11:52Come on, I'm down!
01:12:07It's a chance!
01:12:22Come on, I'm down!
01:13:11Come on, I'm down!
01:13:14Come on, I'm down!
01:13:15Come on, I'm down!
01:13:19Come on, I'm down!
01:13:20Change place!
01:13:21Right!
01:13:28I thought I'd never get to use you, baby!
01:13:46It's close!
01:13:47Got you!
01:13:54I don't know.
01:14:29I don't know.
01:15:07I don't know.
01:15:20I don't know.
01:15:28I don't know.
01:15:35I don't know.
01:15:36I don't know.
01:16:16I ain't say this, but we're in serious trouble.
01:16:47I don't know.
01:18:10There's a long, high drive in the deep left field.
01:18:13And back goes Nelson to the track for the war is gone.
01:18:16I don't know.
01:18:37I don't know.
01:18:48I don't know.
01:19:21I don't know.
01:19:26I don't know.
01:19:27I don't know.
01:19:56I don't know.
01:19:56I don't know.
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