00:00Previously, Unheated Rattler.
00:01Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:47Hollander, see you next season.
00:55You're in our way.
00:57Get us forever.
00:58You're in our way.
01:01You're born together.
01:02I'm too bad.
01:04You can stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Get us forever.
01:11Get us forever.
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07:22you will murder me maybe get me
07:30why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game what the fuck you were hired
07:35weren't you for how long the whole game you're such a fucking ass well you missed me didn't you
07:42i fucking didn't and i still beat your ass oh barely
07:53wow nice place thanks i bought it a couple years ago but then this year i bought another one
08:02right next door i eventually might turn it into one place but for now i'm renting the next door
08:07one out mr businessman mr landlord you asked no i didn't
08:29so what do you want me in the kitchen on the floor
08:34fuck you
08:39did your mom buy all these pillows no i hired someone a designer
08:47you think there is enough he's such an asshole
08:52i think maybe you like it
08:55you can smell the cigarettes from here
08:57i had one you shouldn't be smoking and you shouldn't be talking
09:06come here no you come here no you come here
09:09then we're not going on
09:21i don't mind
09:23that's the one
09:24it's the one
09:25it's the one
09:25since the one
09:32well why do people fit
09:34the
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:44He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59Is he okay?
11:14Oh, shit, Rose.
11:30It's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God.
11:56I'm going to...
11:57Oh, God.
12:04Oh, God.
12:15Oh, God.
12:24Oh, God.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I wish I would know, okay?
12:36Oh, God.
12:37Oh, God.
12:44Oh, God.
13:08Oh, God.
13:09Oh, God.
13:10Oh, God.
13:33Obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming about what? Bronze medal?
14:11I fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnott.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36Oh, wait there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fani.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you would say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, that's probably right.
16:12The big news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fucking hell, you did?
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:23What the fuck?
18:37You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my brother.
18:41minister still wants to meet you today evening, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is a honor for me.
18:50You have to be a honor for me.
18:52After yesterday, you lost...
18:58...Latwia.
18:59...Latwia.
19:01And he is still a piece.
19:03How did you do this before?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, father.
19:07But not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame that you showed up in childhood.
19:19I play better than when I was at home.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You are always looking for someone who is guilty.
19:36From the very childhood.
19:42Who did you commit to?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She cannot do this.
19:53No, father.
19:56My mother died.
19:59My mother died.
20:01Do you remember her?
20:03I was in the middle of your house.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24I can't wait for the rest of my life
20:25to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Go ahead.
20:33I'm always going to die.
20:36I'm always going to die.
20:36I'm always going to die.
20:38He's going to die.
20:40He's going to die.
20:43He's going to die.
20:46He's going to stay in America.
20:48He's going to die.
20:48good, good, good.
20:51Too good for us.
20:52Too bad for us.
20:54It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59We're not too bad for you.
21:02Too bad for us.
21:05I'm too bad for you.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too bad for us.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Papa.
21:16I'm going to go to bar.
21:17I'm going to give you another one.
21:21Look how she is behind you.
21:24From childhood.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be good if I remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something interesting.
21:52Good evening, Sasha.
22:04I think you played good at things.
22:07I would say thank you.
22:08But I know that you do not think of any other play.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach in hockey, you've got to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When you have to blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:29Your father is a fool, who will kill you in any case.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Is it true?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extreme sense.
23:04You're going outside at a home.
23:05With a victim you're not going to die.
23:07You're going to see a bad guy.
23:11You're looking good at it.
23:13You'll be able to win a win on the top.
23:16You're good at it.
23:16You'll be able to win a lot.
23:17You'll be able to win whatever you want on the top.
23:19Chicago is not so good.
23:21But in the final of all, the San Francisco is going to return to San Francisco.
23:24They are good, but too young.
23:28So you win the Cardinal Bowl and get you in the first time,
23:30than I was with my father.
23:36Thank you, it's time to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:41You're always perfect.
23:43Yes, but you need to agree.
23:48See you later.
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14Children.
24:15It's just a nice place.
24:18And the boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:25Right?
24:32Oh, my God, I'm nothing.
24:37You don't lie like a guy,
24:41You don't joke, you don't flirt with the answer.
24:50I can't believe you were here, but I can't believe you were here, but I can't believe you were here.
25:16If your memory doesn't change me.
25:21We are children, Sasha.
25:25Yes, that's right.
25:33Stop.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:39No.
25:55Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:06I was happy to see you.
26:07I was happy to see you.
26:08I was happy to see you.
26:25What happens here?
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You said you'd have to go, man.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you.
26:50Come on, Jay.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03And Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay?
27:16Listen the fuck up.
27:20Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22Praise God.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cap.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You ate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all ender.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russia.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02Taking shots against.
29:03And that is obviously the captain.
29:07Legend of LeBron!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:23Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:33Woo!
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38little What the fuck were you honor?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, twenty-five seconds.
29:43What're we even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower eh Какale.
29:49I was busy.
29:50What's who?
29:51...Y abla naive Rosenhoff...
30:00But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Hallen Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:34...
30:38...
30:44...
30:46I don't know.
31:17But what?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:30clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:02What the fuck do you want me to suck my dick?
32:07Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will
32:19have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48No.
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after.
33:01And then when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I will maybe, maybe
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42And let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win...
34:11Good luck tonight.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:12We'll go.
35:16We'll go.
35:50What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:03Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never.
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55I want to watch.
36:56Woof.
37:15Ouch.
37:16I'm sorry.
37:18I'm so sorry.
37:18It's my favorite.
37:18Come on in.
37:18It's my favorite.
37:18You're Ă©s of you.
37:18It's not a r us.
37:20It's not a good–
37:20You still…
37:23going for you.
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking ass i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
38:04are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need
38:14what you know tell me
38:19you
38:25i need you
39:05i need you
39:08and then i need you
39:22and then
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's...
40:08It's home.
40:11Yeah, but...
40:12I don't know. Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43How?
40:45Yeah, me too, I should...
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:21Go for it.
41:41I don't know.
41:42I don't know.
41:43I can't eat.
41:46I'll never know.
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