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00:00:37Hello and welcome to the Big Fat Quiz of 2024.

00:00:41Like Japanese knotweed, herpes and Donald Trump,

00:00:44this show just won't go away.

00:00:47Unbelievably, this is our 20th year of Big Fat Quiz.

00:00:50Things were very different back in 2004.

00:00:53There was a war in the Middle East, a terrible Labour government,

00:00:56England failed to win the Euros and everyone was excited

00:00:59about the new Oasis tour.

00:01:02Right, let's meet the teams.

00:01:03First up, a brilliant director, writer, actor and comedian

00:01:06who over the past 20 years has cemented himself

00:01:09as a national treasure and an ex-Hooters waitress.

00:01:13It's Richard Iawadi and Katherine Ryan.

00:01:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:01:19Nice.

00:01:22Next up, one's a loud shouty comedian who doesn't know

00:01:25when to be quiet, the other is a loud shouty comedian

00:01:28who doesn't know when to be quiet.

00:01:30Basically, if I were you, I'd turn the volume down.

00:01:33It's Rob, Becky and Judy Love.

00:01:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:01:40And finally, Maisie Adam and the man who cuts her hair,

00:01:44Chris McCausland.

00:01:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:01:47Jimmy!

00:01:50This early on?

00:01:51This early on.

00:01:52This early on.

00:01:53Now, I should point out, that joke was written

00:01:55before you got your hair redone.

00:01:57And hasn't Kristen a lovely job?

00:02:00You really have.

00:02:01I can see now, Jimmy, as well.

00:02:02I got my side back, so I don't feel old.

00:02:06I'm over here, Chris.

00:02:09LAUGHTER

00:02:09Now, have you got team names?

00:02:10Richard, Katherine, have you got team names?

00:02:12I think rhyming names do well.

00:02:15OK.

00:02:15They're quick, they're easy, sums us up.

00:02:18We could do, um, Drunk and Hunk.

00:02:21LAUGHTER

00:02:21Oh, nice.

00:02:23Mumsy and Glumsy.

00:02:25LAUGHTER

00:02:25Drunk and Hunk.

00:02:26Any ideas for sure?

00:02:27Those were both my ideas.

00:02:30LAUGHTER

00:02:30Or we could go with something very of the moment,

00:02:32something 2024, like, um...

00:02:35Oasis.

00:02:36LAUGHTER

00:02:37Oasis.

00:02:38Yeah.

00:02:38What about O Canada?

00:02:40What is O Canada?

00:02:41Is that a song?

00:02:42It's our national anthem.

00:02:43You have a national anthem?

00:02:45Yeah.

00:02:45It's a country.

00:02:46Is it?

00:02:47It's literally a country.

00:02:49Are mooses bigger in real life than you think they're going to be?

00:02:52Because I think they're as big as a cow,

00:02:54but actually, they're bigger.

00:02:56LAUGHTER

00:02:56How the hell did we get onto the conversation of moose?

00:02:59I mean, we're doing team names.

00:03:00Sorry.

00:03:00LAUGHTER

00:03:02OK, so team name, what are you going to settle on?

00:03:03Moose and Loose.

00:03:04Yes.

00:03:06LAUGHTER

00:03:06Moose and Loose, great.

00:03:07OK, Rob, Judy, what's your team name?

00:03:09Judy's got her own cooking show.

00:03:10My name's Beckett, so we thought, um, Nosh and Becks.

00:03:14LAUGHTER

00:03:14Yeah, I like Nosh and Becks.

00:03:16Nosh and Becks.

00:03:16I like eating, but you're taking the piss.

00:03:20Oreo.

00:03:21Brown on the outside, white in the middle.

00:03:23Well, you're going to have to lead the charge on those jokes.

00:03:26LAUGHTER

00:03:30I thought we could be Dirty South or something like that.

00:03:32Yeah, we're Dirty South.

00:03:34OK, uh, Maisie, Chris, what have you got team name-wise?

00:03:36Well, it's been a bit tense backstage.

00:03:38I just thought we should keep it simple and call it Chris and Maisie,

00:03:41but she didn't like that.

00:03:42And I wanted to call it Maisie and Chris,

00:03:44but Chris didn't like that.

00:03:45No.

00:03:46So, I mean, if they're going Dirty South,

00:03:47I think we could go, like, Angels of the North,

00:03:50cos we're quite sweet and innocent, aren't we?

00:03:52Yeah.

00:03:53But we're not talking.

00:03:54No.

00:03:55All right, so we've got Angels of the North, Dirty South,

00:03:58Moose and Loose.

00:03:59Right, now, we started this show, Big Fat Coies,

00:04:01back in 2004.

00:04:03Yeah.

00:04:03I'm going to check in on what you look like in 2004.

00:04:06Oh, no. Oh, Lord.

00:04:06OK, so, here's Catherine Ryan back in 2004.

00:04:10Oh, that is...

00:04:11LAUGHTER

00:04:12It's lovely to see your original face.

00:04:14LAUGHTER

00:04:16Chris, I looked phenomenal.

00:04:18She looked great.

00:04:18I was Miss Hooters Toronto 2004.

00:04:20There was an actual pageant and I won.

00:04:22I could also tell you that she's wearing her thong

00:04:24above her jeans in the same way that Queen Camilla does.

00:04:28LAUGHTER

00:04:28Chris, it looks like a picture that Prince Andrew would say

00:04:31he was photoshopped into the picture.

00:04:34LAUGHTER

00:04:35LAUGHTER

00:04:39Let's have a look at Rob in 2004.

00:04:42LAUGHTER

00:04:47That picture is so much more effective than any other anti-drug campaign.

00:04:52LAUGHTER

00:04:54I look like Catherine's tried on with me and I'm panicking.

00:04:58Let's have a look at Maisie.

00:05:00There you are, Maisie.

00:05:01Chris, this is me with a homemade mascot for the Euros 2004.

00:05:07Was that to scare away the trophy?

00:05:09LAUGHTER

00:05:10It was meant to be sort of, come on, England,

00:05:13and it's actually a bit EDL upon reflection.

00:05:16LAUGHTER

00:05:16And I think I've had a whiff of whatever Rob had.

00:05:19Yeah.

00:05:20At the age of ten?

00:05:21Yeah.

00:05:22You've got to make your own fun up North, Jude.

00:05:23Right.

00:05:25Chris, let's take a look at you in 2004.

00:05:28That's Mackenzie Crook.

00:05:29That's the real-life scarecrow that you were making a model of.

00:05:32LAUGHTER

00:05:33So I came third in a comedy competition

00:05:36and Mackenzie Crook gave me something, I don't know what.

00:05:41LAUGHTER

00:05:41Basically, I was asked for a photograph of me in 2004.

00:05:44And I'll be honest with you, keeping photographs has not been a priority.

00:05:48LAUGHTER

00:05:50So...

00:05:50LAUGHTER

00:05:51What I did was I just Googled...

00:05:54I Googled my own name and the year 2004.

00:05:58I've got me back in 2004.

00:06:00Yeah.

00:06:00This is a treat.

00:06:01LAUGHTER

00:06:03The shit you give her for having work done,

00:06:06your face has been fucking butchered.

00:06:09LAUGHTER

00:06:12There's...

00:06:13There's...

00:06:14Even my iPhone now goes,

00:06:15come on, mate, put the code in.

00:06:16Look at that!

00:06:17When you stop playing tennis,

00:06:19you just lose the fitness.

00:06:22Yeah.

00:06:22I can only imagine what he looks like.

00:06:25I imagine Jimmy looks like

00:06:26he's got his face permanently pressed up against a window.

00:06:29Bang on!

00:06:30Bang on!

00:06:31Do you know what confuses me, Jimmy?

00:06:33I don't think that you or I look any different.

00:06:36What?

00:06:37Than each other?

00:06:39I think, if anything, we need to get more work done.

00:06:42And...

00:06:42And we will.

00:06:45LAUGHTER

00:06:45And what about the weight loss?

00:06:46What are we doing here?

00:06:47Talk to me.

00:06:47You're too busy to exercise.

00:06:48You shooting up a bit of the Aussie P?

00:06:51LAUGHTER

00:06:52Shooting up?

00:06:53Yeah.

00:06:54I just take it socially, I can handle my fix.

00:06:56I just think it's really nice, looking at the year,

00:06:59that we can now finally steal life-saving medication

00:07:02from diabetics and use it to transform ourselves

00:07:05into Christina Aguilera.

00:07:08LAUGHTER

00:07:08Right, let's get on with the show.

00:07:10Our first round is all about the year's big headlines.

00:07:12Back in May, Rishi Sunak announced a general election

00:07:15while standing outside Downing Street in the pouring rain.

00:07:18That was a mistake, getting him wet, that is.

00:07:20I think that's how we shrunk him in the first place.

00:07:22LAUGHTER

00:07:23Is that real?

00:07:25No.

00:07:25Yeah, that's real.

00:07:25That cut, that's got to be fun.

00:07:27Sorry.

00:07:27No, it looks like the new borrower film.

00:07:30LAUGHTER

00:07:31There were some big losers on election night,

00:07:33none more so than Nigel Farage, who, as the results were announced,

00:07:36realised he'd have to spend the next five years in Clacton.

00:07:40LAUGHTER

00:07:41Sir Keir Starmer became the new Prime Minister.

00:07:43Good for him, I guess, but I can't help feeling somewhere in the Midlands

00:07:45there's an Asda missing its manager.

00:07:48LAUGHTER

00:07:50OK, who's up for some questions?

00:07:51Yeah.

00:07:52OK, question number one.

00:07:54Donald Trump appeared on the Joe Rogan podcast.

00:07:57On it, he revealed his favourite word in the dictionary.

00:08:00What was it?

00:08:01So, when Trump went on, Joe Rogan,

00:08:03he gave everyone his favourite word in the dictionary, what was it?

00:08:06Was it?

00:08:07Yeah.

00:08:07Seriously?

00:08:08I think so.

00:08:09What? Really?

00:08:10Yeah.

00:08:11I know it, but I don't know how to spell it.

00:08:14I know, but...

00:08:15We're dyslexic.

00:08:16Do we get more time?

00:08:17Yeah, we need...

00:08:18More time than the fellow who can't see his own writing.

00:08:20LAUGHTER

00:08:26We'll have the same amount of time Chris gets.

00:08:30Alright, next up,

00:08:32this machine was at the centre of a national scandal this year.

00:08:35Why?

00:08:36So, Chris, I'll describe the machine.

00:08:37It looks like if Keir Starmer was a PS2.

00:08:43It's like a till.

00:08:44It has a little screen with a keyboard below it,

00:08:46and then to the right, what looks like what prints out your receipt.

00:08:50LAUGHTER

00:08:51Rob, Judy, you won't be allowed to sit together if you're just going to giggle.

00:08:54LAUGHTER

00:08:54We're going to have to separate you.

00:08:56LAUGHTER

00:08:57The of us...

00:08:58The of us can spell!

00:09:02Oh!

00:09:03None of us can write either!

00:09:05That's what...

00:09:05Capital H.

00:09:08LAUGHTER

00:09:08Now, it wouldn't be the Big Fat Quiz without an appearance

00:09:11from the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School...

00:09:14...performing one of their unconventional school plays.

00:09:16Take a look.

00:09:18I don't like you anymore!

00:09:20I don't like you anymore!

00:09:22I don't like you anymore!

00:09:23Oh, no!

00:09:25What am I going to do now?

00:09:26My brother smells!

00:09:29Zen treats!

00:09:30Wah, wah, wah!

00:09:32Stop crying your heart out!

00:09:35Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap!

00:09:37Mr, Mr, will you ever get back with your naughty brother?

00:09:41I said, maybe.

00:09:42Don't look back in anger!

00:09:45OK, I like you again!

00:09:47I like you again, too!

00:09:50Yay!

00:09:53We won tickets!

00:09:55I've been in the queue for ages!

00:09:58I can't wait!

00:10:02I've got a lot of tickets!

00:10:05But they're so expensive!

00:10:08I will take ten!

00:10:10That will be a billion pounds, please!

00:10:17We made loads of money, our kid!

00:10:20Can I have some more?

00:10:22That one didn't you?

00:10:23Maybe!

00:10:24Yay!

00:10:27Lots, lots of luck!

00:10:30I'll go!

00:10:32Well, that was, of course, Oasis Reuniting.

00:10:34What I want to know is...

00:10:36What very brief response did Liam give to this fan's complaint

00:10:39about ticket prices on X?

00:10:42Didn't expect them to rip the fans off as much as they have done.

00:10:45It's genuinely a shame.

00:10:46What did Liam clap back with?

00:10:48Ooh!

00:10:49Shut up!

00:10:51That's just one.

00:10:52OK.

00:10:53We're going to have a What Happens Next bonus round now.

00:10:56I'm going to show you at the start of three clangers

00:10:58from world leaders this year.

00:11:00All you have to do is write down what happened next.

00:11:03Here's the first one.

00:11:05And now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine.

00:11:08Who do you think?

00:11:09So, we know the word, kind of.

00:11:12Well, can you stop saying we, because this is very much your answer.

00:11:15I still don't think it's a word.

00:11:17Right, so the word...

00:11:18OK.

00:11:18What's the word?

00:11:19It was something like...

00:11:22Triff.

00:11:23Ah!

00:11:24It was.

00:11:24And it means, like, it's about money.

00:11:27Triff.

00:11:27It's about...

00:11:28Oh, sir, pickles, sir.

00:11:30Triff.

00:11:31Triff.

00:11:32Triff.

00:11:32It was, like, FFT, something like that.

00:11:34Triff.

00:11:35Triff.

00:11:36It was thruff.

00:11:38I'm going to go to Maisie.

00:11:39Chris knew it, and it's defo tariff.

00:11:42Tariff.

00:11:42That has made us even more...

00:11:45It was!

00:11:46It was something like triff.

00:11:47You can't get a point for triff when the answer is tariff.

00:11:50Let me tell you something.

00:11:51Everybody has a different kind of, you know, tone in their voice.

00:11:55I'm saying the same thing.

00:11:57That's right.

00:11:58And it means something like money.

00:12:00Triff.

00:12:00Oh, actually, now you said that, you said to me tariff.

00:12:04Right.

00:12:04And I've spelled it wrong.

00:12:05Right.

00:12:05And I'm dyslexic, so...

00:12:07You can't blame your dyslexia or I know you pronounce words.

00:12:11Yeah.

00:12:12No, I've got two types of dyslexia, actually.

00:12:15How I write things and how I pronounce.

00:12:17Yeah.

00:12:17I wrote that.

00:12:20Did you get this, Richard?

00:12:22Catherine?

00:12:22We think that's wrong.

00:12:24What did you...

00:12:24What did you write?

00:12:25Juggers.

00:12:27Juggers.

00:12:28Oh, no.

00:12:29Juggers, could you use that in a sentence, please, Richard?

00:12:31Here come the Juggers.

00:12:34LAUGHTER

00:12:34Is it tariff?

00:12:36Yeah, the answer is tariff.

00:12:38Points, points, no points.

00:12:40OK.

00:12:40All right.

00:12:41Yes, Judy.

00:12:42You can't give him Triff.

00:12:44Listen, we're from South.

00:12:46I'm from South.

00:12:47I'm from South.

00:12:48I'm from South.

00:12:50I'm from South.

00:12:51Oh, for about a week, then you went to Norfolk, didn't you?

00:12:55How dare you?

00:12:56What am I?

00:12:56Bernard Matthews?

00:12:57No, I didn't go to Norfolk.

00:12:58Where'd you go?

00:13:00Itwitch.

00:13:01LAUGHTER

00:13:03It's not like I chose it.

00:13:04Like everyone else in Itwitch, we were put there under duress.

00:13:08LAUGHTER

00:13:08And we're fighting it out.

00:13:11OK, let's take a look at his very insightful response on Joe Rogan's show.

00:13:15To me, the most beautiful word, and I've said this for the last couple of weeks,

00:13:18in the dictionary today and any...

00:13:21Is the word...

00:13:23Tariff.

00:13:24It's more beautiful than love.

00:13:25It's more beautiful than anything.

00:13:27It's the most beautiful word.

00:13:30Basie, where do you and Trump get your hair done?

00:13:32Oh, piss off!

00:13:34I asked you why this computer made headlines.

00:13:37What did you get?

00:13:38Horizon.

00:13:38Yeah.

00:13:39Post Office Scandal.

00:13:41We've put Post Office Horizon screen till,

00:13:43because we started to get worried that we weren't going to get a point for it.

00:13:46So he said, just put all of the words.

00:13:48LAUGHTER

00:13:49What did you write, Richard?

00:13:50Yeah, we put Sub Postmaster Scanner Fujitsu,

00:13:53I thought was what the company was.

00:13:55Yeah, it's the Sub Postmasters.

00:13:57I don't know what happened to the Dom Postmasters,

00:13:58but I think they were fine.

00:13:59LAUGHTER

00:14:01So, points, points, points.

00:14:02I asked you how Liam Gallagher responded to one fan's disgruntled ex-post

00:14:06about ticket prices.

00:14:07What did you get for this?

00:14:07We're going to have to do this in two parts.

00:14:09OK.

00:14:09I said, shut up, you.

00:14:11Bumbaclut.

00:14:13He does say Bumbaclut a surprising amount.

00:14:16He does.

00:14:17A lot.

00:14:17He does.

00:14:18He says it.

00:14:18More so than a 50-year-old white man from Manchester should.

00:14:21Yeah.

00:14:23What did you go for, Maisie, Chris?

00:14:24Just shut up.

00:14:25Brackets, nasal.

00:14:27Yeah.

00:14:28Richard, Catherine?

00:14:29I don't find you statements to be constructive.

00:14:33LAUGHTER

00:14:34LAUGHTER

00:14:37If only that were the correct answer.

00:14:40Because I'm finding him to be more emotionally intelligent these days

00:14:44and reaching out and actually taking accountability,

00:14:46looking at himself and saying, OK, let's centre me in the conflict here.

00:14:51What am I bringing to it?

00:14:53LAUGHTER

00:14:54I wish she was my therapist.

00:14:57Well, after this, maybe.

00:14:59LAUGHTER

00:15:00OK.

00:15:00Well, let's take a look and see if you're right.

00:15:02So he responded with...

00:15:04Oh!

00:15:05Sharp.

00:15:06Yeah.

00:15:06I've got some other excellent replies that Liam has given.

00:15:10And he's a genuinely funny man.

00:15:12OK.

00:15:12Here's another one.

00:15:13How does Peggy, his mother, feel about the reunion?

00:15:16Liam Gallagher, she's a guy, she couldn't get a ticket.

00:15:19LAUGHTER

00:15:21That's pretty funny.

00:15:22That is.

00:15:23Next one.

00:15:24Is this reunion a one-time cash grab,

00:15:26or are you guys back for good and bringing a new album?

00:15:29Cash grab!

00:15:31That's a great answer.

00:15:33And finally, Heaton Park, terrible venue for concerts.

00:15:36See you down the front, you big fanny.

00:15:39LAUGHTER

00:15:40All right, finally, I asked you for what happens next.

00:15:43OK, first off, you saw Joe Biden.

00:15:45What do you think Joe Biden said next?

00:15:48Um...

00:15:48Instead of the president of the Ukraine,

00:15:51he said Vladimir Putin.

00:15:52Yeah.

00:15:53That was a big story.

00:15:54Yeah. OK.

00:15:55Well, did you get this?

00:15:56Putin, yeah.

00:15:56Putin.

00:15:57OK, well, let's have a look.

00:15:58And now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine,

00:16:01who has as much courage as he has determination.

00:16:05Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.

00:16:07LAUGHTER

00:16:08President Putin?

00:16:10I'm going to beat President Putin.

00:16:12President Zelensky.

00:16:13Oh, my God.

00:16:15It's bad.

00:16:15That is almost like doing a ting with someone

00:16:18and in the middle of it saying that the wrong name.

00:16:20Yeah.

00:16:21That's how uncomfortable that was.

00:16:22OK, the next one.

00:16:23Rishi Sunak, did you get this?

00:16:24Yeah.

00:16:25Sky TV.

00:16:26Yeah.

00:16:27Did you get this, Richard, Catherine?

00:16:28No, we didn't.

00:16:29We thought it was something else.

00:16:30I had to share a kayak.

00:16:33LAUGHTER

00:16:34I know.

00:16:34Let's have a look.

00:16:35What did you go without as a child?

00:16:37We went out with lots of things, right?

00:16:39Cos my parents wanted to put everything into our education.

00:16:42So what sort of things had to be sacrificed?

00:16:44Lots of things, right?

00:16:46Can you give me an example of something?

00:16:47All sorts of things.

00:16:48Like, lots of people.

00:16:49There'll be all sorts of things that I would have wanted as a kid

00:16:51that I couldn't have, right?

00:16:53Famously, Sky TV.

00:16:55LAUGHTER

00:16:56So that was something that we never had growing up, actually.

00:17:00LAUGHTER

00:17:01He had to go round to his friends to watch The Simpsons.

00:17:05And the last one.

00:17:06Keir Starmer, what do you all put?

00:17:07We got it.

00:17:09You got it?

00:17:09We even drawed...

00:17:11A little sausage.

00:17:11Rob even drawed a little sausage.

00:17:13Sausages?

00:17:14Yeah.

00:17:16OK, let's have a look at Keir Starmer.

00:17:18All parties...

00:17:19APPLAUSE

00:17:20..to pull back from the brink.

00:17:23I call again for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza.

00:17:26The return of the sausages.

00:17:29The hostages.

00:17:31Maybe he's friendly with Joe Biden

00:17:33and he was trying to take some of the heat off the Putin gaff.

00:17:36He said, I got you.

00:17:37I'm going to say sausages tomorrow.

00:17:40LAUGHTER

00:17:40All right, I can tell you, at the end of that first round,

00:17:41the scores are...

00:17:43OK, well, Rob and Judy have got six.

00:17:44Yes.

00:17:44Amazing. Chris have got six.

00:17:46Richard and Catherine have three.

00:17:47Wow.

00:17:49Join us after the break, please.

00:17:50Otherwise, it's just me shouting at comedians.

00:17:52See you in five.

00:17:55APPLAUSE

00:18:03Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz.

00:18:05We're appointment viewing,

00:18:06but sadly, that appointment is for a colonoscopy.

00:18:09LAUGHTER

00:18:09Our next round is all about music.

00:18:11Taylor Swift's UK tour was said to have boosted the British economy

00:18:14by one billion pounds.

00:18:16And that was just at Claire's accessories.

00:18:19LAUGHTER

00:18:21Expresso by Sabrina Carpenter was the song of the summer.

00:18:23The song is about Sabrina's lover who can't get to sleep

00:18:26because he's thinking about her.

00:18:27And I can relate to that.

00:18:28I can't get to sleep thinking about my girlfriend.

00:18:30What if they find her?

00:18:32LAUGHTER

00:18:33LAUGHTER

00:18:34All right, time for our music questions.

00:18:36You ready for this?

00:18:37Ooh!

00:18:37For our first question in the music round,

00:18:39it's over to Hollywood stars,

00:18:41Chiwetel Ejiofor and Leo Woodall.

00:18:43Ooh!

00:18:44Hi, Jimmy.

00:18:45Hi, Jimmy.

00:18:46In our new film, Bridget Jones, Mad About the Boy,

00:18:48Bridget returns to the dating scene to find a new man.

00:18:51And she's not the only one,

00:18:53as back in April, TikToker Megan Bonnie posted a song

00:18:56about looking for a man in finance.

00:18:58She listed three other must-haves in the lyrics.

00:19:02What were they?

00:19:03Jimmy, the one on the left, how tired is he?

00:19:06LAUGHTER

00:19:06Let's see that again.

00:19:08Leo Woodall on the left is very tired.

00:19:10Have another look.

00:19:11Yeah, what's wrong with this guy?

00:19:13What's his problem?

00:19:13He looks shattered.

00:19:14He's very sleepy.

00:19:15Who is he?

00:19:16Let's watch it again.

00:19:18Hi, Jimmy.

00:19:19Hi, Jimmy.

00:19:19In our new film, Bridget Jones, Mad About the Boy,

00:19:22Bridget returns to the dating scene to find a new man.

00:19:25And she's not the only one.

00:19:26He's shattered.

00:19:27He's absolutely shattered.

00:19:29And Chiwetel, he's trying to give it lots of energy

00:19:32by doing like that.

00:19:33It's unbelievable.

00:19:35OK, so a woman posted a song where she was looking for a man

00:19:38in finance and it went viral.

00:19:40Can you name three other things that she was looking for in a man?

00:19:43Yes.

00:19:43OK.

00:19:44Of course we can.

00:19:45I just need to...

00:19:46Richard and I are looking for the same.

00:19:49Um...

00:19:49Are things in the six right now?

00:19:51Who do I ask?

00:19:53I can't get an arse on.

00:19:54OK, you're a little bit quiet.

00:19:56It's because, Rob, the last one is the first one.

00:19:59Oh!

00:20:00Oh, yeah, you're right.

00:20:02Yeah.

00:20:02Think about the most important one.

00:20:05Five foot eight, big T for the average cock.

00:20:07Get it there.

00:20:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:20:13Next up, here are some vox pops of some very fashionable young people.

00:20:17All I want to know is what music trend of the year are they talking about?

00:20:21It's everything.

00:20:22It's just like not caring.

00:20:24Do what you want.

00:20:24No holds fired.

00:20:25I think it's a little cheeky.

00:20:27Energy.

00:20:29A little bitchy, a little sleazy.

00:20:31It's like a state of mind.

00:20:33I feel like it's just like a plane of existence.

00:20:36By the way, me and Judy are hitting form and we're hitting it hard.

00:20:39Watch out.

00:20:41Yeah.

00:20:43OK.

00:20:44Next up, Taylor Swift posted this image on Instagram back in September.

00:20:48Can you tell me why it was notable?

00:20:50So that's Taylor Swift there with her cat.

00:20:53Ah!

00:20:57And final question in this music round.

00:21:00This monkey made music headlines this year.

00:21:03Why?

00:21:04It's like a monkey in a tank top with, like, it looks like it's coming.

00:21:09That one.

00:21:11Like a big jizzing...

00:21:12As in arriving or ejaculating.

00:21:16What's the question?

00:21:17What's the question?

00:21:18A chest.

00:21:19You've asked that on every single question?

00:21:21I know, but we are a terrible team together.

00:21:23Why?

00:21:24We're having a great time, but we're not very efficient.

00:21:26At wicked time.

00:21:26This monkey made music headlines this year.

00:21:29Why?

00:21:30Oh, I know who that is.

00:21:31Oh, yes!

00:21:33Oh, my God!

00:21:33That's exciting!

00:21:35Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

00:21:36I apologise if you're watching with a dog in the room,

00:21:38because that was quite...

00:21:39LAUGHTER

00:21:40Quite high pitch.

00:21:41Look at this.

00:21:42OK, let's see how you got on.

00:21:43We asked you three things that Meghan Bonny was asking for

00:21:47in a man in finance.

00:21:48What did you put?

00:21:49I suggested, like, a family Spotify plan.

00:21:53LAUGHTER

00:21:53And, er, Maisie...

00:21:55I had to intervene.

00:21:57I had to intervene.

00:21:58I had to intervene.

00:21:58It's the...

00:21:59I'm looking for a man in finance.

00:22:01Er, trust fund, six, five, blue eyes...

00:22:06I don't know what else, but those three.

00:22:09No, that's it.

00:22:09That's the three things, yeah.

00:22:10What's a trust fund?

00:22:12What's a trust fund?

00:22:13Well, let me explain.

00:22:14LAUGHTER

00:22:15It's a offshore facility.

00:22:19LAUGHTER

00:22:19Finally, something I know about.

00:22:22LAUGHTER

00:22:22Did you get this, Rob?

00:22:23So, we got...

00:22:24Go, right.

00:22:24Six, five, blue eyes, and, erm...

00:22:26The way I say trust fund is...

00:22:29Finance.

00:22:29Yeah.

00:22:31Trust finance.

00:22:32So, we wrote that, because...

00:22:33A bit like tariff and tariff.

00:22:36So, in the question, I said,

00:22:37she was looking for a man in finance.

00:22:38What did you put?

00:22:39And you said finance.

00:22:40No, no, no.

00:22:41I put trust fund.

00:22:41Also a man.

00:22:42You might as well have written a man.

00:22:43No, I put trust fund.

00:22:44And the way I'll write it and say it is finance.

00:22:46Finance.

00:22:46Points, no points.

00:22:47Did you get this, Katherine?

00:22:48Yes, he did, of course.

00:22:50We also have others...

00:22:51It goes on to say moral relativism...

00:22:55..can handle machinery and has own oyster card.

00:22:58LAUGHTER

00:22:59Here's the original.

00:23:00I'm looking for a man in finance.

00:23:02The trust fund.

00:23:03Six, five, blue eyes.

00:23:05Finance.

00:23:06Trust fund.

00:23:07Six, five, blue eyes.

00:23:09LAUGHTER

00:23:10Who says blue eyes like that?

00:23:12Blah!

00:23:13It's the only one I've got out of those three.

00:23:16They're nice blue eyes.

00:23:17David Guetta did a remix of that.

00:23:19I mean, she became a huge star off the back of it.

00:23:20Take a look.

00:23:21Looking for a man in finance.

00:23:23Trust fund.

00:23:24Six, five, blue eyes.

00:23:26Finance.

00:23:27Trust fund.

00:23:28But, Richards, yours would go down very well, too.

00:23:31Yeah, moral...

00:23:32Moral relativism.

00:23:33Could I get a clean track of it so that David Guetta can do the remix?

00:23:36OK.

00:23:37Moral relativism.

00:23:38Can handle machinery.

00:23:40Has an oyster card.

00:23:42LAUGHTER

00:23:43That's a hit.

00:23:44I hear a hit.

00:23:46And she's got a real name for it.

00:23:47Yeah.

00:23:49Oh.

00:23:49My.

00:23:50Gates.

00:23:52We're happy with that, are we?

00:23:53Yeah, it's not quite.

00:23:54LAUGHTER

00:23:55Yeah.

00:23:56OK, next up, I asked you what music trend people were describing.

00:23:58What did you put?

00:23:59Wagner.

00:24:01LAUGHTER

00:24:05I did think it was Wagner.

00:24:08You thought they were describing Wagner?

00:24:11I mean, not well.

00:24:13No.

00:24:14What did you think this was?

00:24:16Rob, Judy?

00:24:16We wrote Brat Summer.

00:24:18Yeah.

00:24:19Maisie, Chris?

00:24:19We wrote just Brat.

00:24:21OK.

00:24:21Yeah, both.

00:24:22I don't know if they can get a point for just Brat.

00:24:25Sorry.

00:24:25No, I think it's Brat the concept.

00:24:27No, it is.

00:24:27You're right, Maisie.

00:24:28Brat is correct.

00:24:29If anything, Jimmy, Brat Summer is wrong.

00:24:30No.

00:24:31No, no, no.

00:24:32Brat Summer came from Brat.

00:24:35No.

00:24:35Yeah.

00:24:36Brat isn't the contracting of Brat Summer?

00:24:39No.

00:24:39Brat came first before Brat Summer.

00:24:41Right.

00:24:42You have to have an understanding of Brat in order to have a Brat Summer.

00:24:45Yeah.

00:24:46Oh.

00:24:47Otherwise it's just a summer.

00:24:48What is Brat?

00:24:49What is Brat?

00:24:51I'll tell you what Brat is.

00:24:51What are those girls saying?

00:24:52I'll tell you what Brat is.

00:24:54I'll tell you what Brat is.

00:24:55I was too busy thinking about when you said they all have won.

00:24:58OK.

00:24:58Charlie XCX came with a recent album called Brat and it was a huge sensation.

00:25:02She described Brat as being, you're just like that girl who is a little messy

00:25:06and who likes to party and maybe say dumb things sometimes.

00:25:09Yeah.

00:25:09Who feels herself but maybe also has a breakdown.

00:25:12But kind of like parties through it and he's very honest, very blunt,

00:25:15a little bit volatile, like does dumb things.

00:25:17Wow.

00:25:18That is a long-ass description.

00:25:20Yeah.

00:25:21I think Joe Biden might have been having a Brat Summer.

00:25:24He said the Brat Essentials are a pack of cigarettes, a Bic lighter,

00:25:27and a strappy white top with no bra.

00:25:28Yes.

00:25:29And you can have Brat and apply it to anything.

00:25:31You can have a Brat Summer, you can have a Brat school run.

00:25:33Oh, yes.

00:25:35Can you have a Brat shuttle launch?

00:25:37Yeah.

00:25:38Do you know what?

00:25:39I think I had a Brat shit this morning.

00:25:42I felt silly and it was a Brat burst.

00:25:45I had a breakdown halfway through little Ziggy and then...

00:25:47But you partied through it.

00:25:48I partied through it.

00:25:50I partied through it.

00:25:51A couple of wipes, I was off.

00:25:55Would you describe Wagner as Brat?

00:25:57What is this?

00:25:58I mean, Wagner certainly could be bratty.

00:26:01Yeah.

00:26:02Yes!

00:26:03Don't count this out of the edit immediately.

00:26:06Just, I'm just saying...

00:26:06In terms of the edit, just sit with the material for a bit.

00:26:11No.

00:26:11And see if it sings.

00:26:15No.

00:26:15I asked you why this Instagram post was so notable.

00:26:18What do you put?

00:26:19This was Taylor Swift and the cat.

00:26:20Oh, okay.

00:26:21Oh, yeah.

00:26:22That cat looks very healthy.

00:26:24Like, it eats well.

00:26:25Could it be a fake cat?

00:26:27No, that's a real-ass pussy.

00:26:29To be fair, right.

00:26:32If David Guetta wants the rights to that, have them.

00:26:35That guy is a trust fund and six foot five away from being the ideal cat.

00:26:39With blue eyes.

00:26:39Yeah, that cat.

00:26:40Okay.

00:26:41Can you tell me why that photo was notable?

00:26:43The cat is missing its torso, but she's hiding it.

00:26:47Or is it because she called herself a catwoman and backed Kamala Harris?

00:26:51Yeah.

00:26:51That is the right answer, yes.

00:26:53She backed Kamala Harris because J.D. Vance, the vice presidential candidate,

00:26:57described Democratic politicians as a bunch of childless cat ladies with miserable lives.

00:27:02And in other news, J.D. Vance is now presenting Masterchef.

00:27:06LAUGHTER

00:27:08Did everyone get that?

00:27:10Yeah.

00:27:11Okay, great.

00:27:11Finally, I asked you why this monkey made music headlines this year.

00:27:15Robbie Williams is a monkey, isn't he, in this film?

00:27:18Oh, there's a monkey who is Robbie Williams.

00:27:19Did he get a monkey to play him in his documentary?

00:27:22That's not a little girl.

00:27:23In a documentary?

00:27:24LAUGHTER

00:27:26What?

00:27:26No.

00:27:27Like, obviously...

00:27:28No.

00:27:29You thought that might be a documentary?

00:27:31No, let's have a look at a clip of the documentary about Robbie's life.

00:27:35I'm Robbie Williams.

00:27:38This is my story, but I'm not going to tell it in an ordinary way,

00:27:43because I don't see myself how others see me.

00:27:46For the next two hours, your ass is mine!

00:27:51Wow.

00:27:52Yeah, that's not a documentary, is it?

00:27:54Wow.

00:27:56You've got a keen eye.

00:27:58If you had a film of your life, Jimmy, what animal would you get to play you?

00:28:02Cockroach.

00:28:03LAUGHTER

00:28:09Shots fired.

00:28:11Shots fired.

00:28:12Shots fired.

00:28:12I reckon if you froze Jimmy, he'd come back to life as well.

00:28:16Oh, they've tried.

00:28:17If you kill him, they're going to come back more.

00:28:20Could you imagine?

00:28:21Hundreds of little Jimmys.

00:28:22Oh, yeah.

00:28:22Big heads, little bodies running up around the place.

00:28:24Yeah.

00:28:25It's like watching digital TV late at night.

00:28:27Yeah!

00:28:28Jimmy's fucking everywhere.

00:28:30Nuclear holocaust, the only thing left is fucking Jimmy.

00:28:33LAUGHTER

00:28:36Him and 20,000 accountants scurrying around.

00:28:40LAUGHTER

00:28:43All right, let's have a look and see how you're doing.

00:28:45So, I could tell you, Richard, Catherine, you have seven points.

00:28:49Rob, Judy, you have nine points.

00:28:50Maisie and Chris are in the lead with ten.

00:28:57That's it for this part.

00:28:58As my girlfriend said when she walked in on me covered in baby oil,

00:29:01doing the splits over a navy seal's chin,

00:29:03I think it's time for a break.

00:29:05See you in a bit.

00:29:07APPLAUSE

00:29:17Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz.

00:29:19Some people are already saying this is the biggest and best quiz

00:29:22we've ever done.

00:29:23And those people work in the Channel 4 press office.

00:29:26LAUGHTER

00:29:26This round is all about film and TV.

00:29:28The sequel to The Joker surprised many, as it was a musical.

00:29:32But if I want to see people wearing too much make-up

00:29:34and singing badly, I'll buy tickets to see The Sugar Babes.

00:29:38LAUGHTER

00:29:38You take that back!

00:29:40LAUGHTER

00:29:41It's going to get worse.

00:29:42Oh, God.

00:29:43The cinematic version of Wicked was released in November.

00:29:45But if I want to see angry witches fighting each other,

00:29:48I'll just watch Loose Women.

00:29:50LAUGHTER

00:29:53APPLAUSE

00:29:53I knew it.

00:29:54I knew it.

00:29:56I knew it.

00:29:57I knew it.

00:29:58I knew it.

00:29:58I knew you was coming for us.

00:29:59That's why you never...

00:30:00You never come on the show.

00:30:01I'm a big star.

00:30:03Come on.

00:30:04LAUGHTER

00:30:05I love hearing your affirmations.

00:30:08LAUGHTER

00:30:10I'm a real boy.

00:30:12I'm a real boy.

00:30:14I'm a real boy.

00:30:15LAUGHTER

00:30:16It's financially questionable, but not illegal.

00:30:19It's financially...

00:30:20Sorry.

00:30:21LAUGHTER

00:30:22LAUGHTER

00:30:24We had Rishi Sunak on.

00:30:25We had Rishi Sunak on.

00:30:27We had Rishi Sunak on.

00:30:27We had loads of unlikable people.

00:30:28You'll be fine.

00:30:29With an old...

00:30:29LAUGHTER

00:30:30LAUGHTER

00:30:30OK, all right.

00:30:32I've got some film and TV questions for you.

00:30:34For our first question, it's over to Aidan Turner and Danny fucking Dyer.

00:30:38Hi, Jimmy.

00:30:39Hi, Jimmy.

00:30:40Hi, Jimmy.

00:30:41With our rivals, things get a little bit saucy.

00:30:44But not as saucy as one of the quotes of the year, which was...

00:30:48For me, I always take it from the back because it's got that lovely crispy rim.

00:30:52So, I'm going to get in there.

00:30:54And that's just the best bit.

00:30:57Proper filth.

00:30:57All we want to know is who said it and what on earth were they talking about?

00:31:02This is how you do it!

00:31:03That is how you read the fucking quidditch!

00:31:07APPLAUSE

00:31:08That's how you do it.

00:31:09Much better.

00:31:12That was proper.

00:31:13I actually knew it was going on.

00:31:14That's so good my chair collapsed.

00:31:17LAUGHTER

00:31:18I have no idea how to get back on.

00:31:19You look like Rishi Sunak now, going to...

00:31:23Going to a fundraiser.

00:31:25I've got no Sky TV, Mel.

00:31:25I've got no Sky TV.

00:31:26He looks like a magician that's panicking.

00:31:29LAUGHTER

00:31:30Are we going to get you up?

00:31:31If you could reach over and pump him up.

00:31:35This won't look at all questionable.

00:31:38LAUGHTER

00:31:40I don't need that gif in my life.

00:31:42LAUGHTER

00:31:43Katherine, I think we already have the meme.

00:31:47OK.

00:31:48Aidan Turner and Danny Dyer wanted to know who said this and what were they talking about.

00:31:51For me, I always take it from the back because it's got that lovely crispy rim,

00:31:55so I'm going to get in there and that's just the best bit.

00:31:58So, what were they talking about?

00:31:59OK.

00:32:00Next, here's a clip from a baffling event in New York back in October.

00:32:03Just tell me what's going on.

00:32:18I think that would be my head.

00:32:21I think that would be my head.

00:32:21In that video, Chris, there's a bunch of guys that all look sort of similar.

00:32:25LAUGHTER

00:32:27Yeah.

00:32:28It's like a gathering of hipsters.

00:32:30The spelling's got well out of there, dear.

00:32:33LAUGHTER

00:32:33All right, next up, a TV show of the year went viral for its unique audio descriptions.

00:32:38I'm going to play in the audio description of an iconic scene.

00:32:41All I want to know is what is the show.

00:32:43Let's have a listen to the eloquent and very evocative audio.

00:32:46Oh, finally, a fucking video I can do.

00:32:49LAUGHTER

00:32:50That is fair.

00:32:51Apparently, you've just played me one of her look-alike competitions.

00:32:55OK, well, here's one for you, Chris.

00:32:58He presses his lips to hers, flattening her against the back of her seat.

00:33:03His hand slides up her skirt, coming to rest at her hip.

00:33:07She grips his lapel as they kiss fervently.

00:33:11He pulls back and slowly slips one of her puffed sleeves down

00:33:15along the creamy skin of her shoulder.

00:33:17He brushes his lips over her throat and the yielding flesh below.

00:33:21Ooh!

00:33:22Masterchef!

00:33:31I literally just finished writing Greg Wallace inside the factory.

00:33:35LAUGHTER

00:33:36LAUGHTER

00:33:40OK, what show was being described there?

00:33:42What scene in what show?

00:33:43OK, for our final question, we have a real treat.

00:33:46She's a genuine Hollywood star.

00:33:48Please welcome...

00:33:49Well, I'm going to go and get her.

00:33:50I'm going to go and get Peggy.

00:33:52Peggy?

00:33:52Yeah, where's Peggy?

00:33:53LAUGHTER

00:33:55Oh, it's a dog!

00:33:56Oh, it's a dog!

00:33:57Oh!

00:33:58It's a dog!

00:34:00Like, Jimmy's holding it in both arms.

00:34:02Hello, Peggy.

00:34:03Now...

00:34:03Tongue's hanging outside of its mouth.

00:34:04Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

00:34:05Hello, Peggy.

00:34:06It's such a cute arm.

00:34:07So, Peggy was the star this year of a big movie.

00:34:10Name the role she played.

00:34:11Now, Chris, you can't see her.

00:34:13So, do you want to touch her face like you're Lionel Richie in Hello?

00:34:17Um...

00:34:18Chris, I'm going to intervene here and say whatever you do,

00:34:20do not touch that fucking dog.

00:34:22Why?

00:34:24Maisie is just jealous because someone's got the same haircut as Peggy.

00:34:28LAUGHTER

00:34:31APPLAUSE

00:34:31Oh, my gosh.

00:34:37So, hang on, I'm going to bring her over here.

00:34:40You genuinely bring...

00:34:41Is this a real dog?

00:34:42Yeah.

00:34:42It's a beautiful dog.

00:34:43So, if you just put your hand on a...

00:34:44Give me the hand there.

00:34:46It's got locks.

00:34:46Oh, my goodness.

00:34:48Now, I know, Chris, that feels like a ball sack,

00:34:50but now I'm going to...

00:34:51Now, now I'm going to let you touch the dog.

00:34:54LAUGHTER

00:34:55This is where you get your hair from.

00:34:57LAUGHTER

00:34:59OK, so, we'll do the answers.

00:35:01I mean, I'm absolutely in love with Peggy.

00:35:03Oh!

00:35:04Oh, yeah, she's doing a little purr.

00:35:07No, this is starting to make you look normal, Jimmy.

00:35:11OK, all right, let's go to answers.

00:35:13For me, I always take it from the back

00:35:14because it's got that lovely crispy rim,

00:35:16so I'm going to get in there and that's just the best bit.

00:35:19Who said that?

00:35:19And we put Jamie Oliver on a cooking show

00:35:22talking about a roast bird.

00:35:23Yeah.

00:35:24And what have you got, Catherine?

00:35:25We knew it was Jamie Oliver.

00:35:26We weren't sure exactly about food.

00:35:28And you've said...

00:35:29Jamie Oliver, but I didn't know.

00:35:31Points, points, points.

00:35:32Have a look at this very erotic moment.

00:35:34Let's have a try.

00:35:37Now, for me, I always take it from the back

00:35:39because it's got that lovely crispy rim.

00:35:41So, I'm going to get in there and that's just the best bit.

00:35:44Honestly.

00:35:47Ho, ho, ho!

00:35:51He knew, didn't he?

00:35:53Sure.

00:35:53OK, all right.

00:35:53Also, you're going to eat the end anyway,

00:35:55so just wait your turn, Jay.

00:35:58Next, I showed you a clip of an event taking place in New York

00:36:00and asked you what the event was.

00:36:02What do you all think?

00:36:03Well, we said lookalike

00:36:04and Judy's written,

00:36:06Timothee Chalamet Lola.

00:36:07LAUGHTER

00:36:08Oh, I love that song.

00:36:11LAUGHTER

00:36:11Chalamet.

00:36:12Maisie, Chris?

00:36:13Can we get two points for this?

00:36:14Cos we put Timothee Chalamet lookalike,

00:36:16but Chris rightfully pointed out

00:36:18he doesn't know what Timothee Chalamet looks like in the first place.

00:36:22LAUGHTER

00:36:23OK, so points, points, points.

00:36:25I asked you what the audio description was,

00:36:27the sexy audio description.

00:36:28Did you get this?

00:36:29Rob, Judy?

00:36:30Bridgerton.

00:36:31Maisie, Chris?

00:36:32We guessed Bridgerton cos they shag a lot.

00:36:34Yeah.

00:36:35Did you get Bridgerton?

00:36:36I knew...

00:36:36It was the steamy carriage scene of Bridgerton

00:36:39and finally I asked you, my new best friend Peggy,

00:36:42who do you think she played?

00:36:43Citizen Kane.

00:36:45LAUGHTER

00:36:47Deadpool, police officer.

00:36:50And who did she play?

00:36:51The dog bit.

00:36:52The police officer.

00:36:53Maisie, what did you write?

00:36:54The ball sack in Salt-Burn 2.

00:36:57LAUGHTER

00:36:58Peggy was, of course, dog pool in Deadpool versus Wolverine.

00:37:02Say bye, Peggy.

00:37:02Bye, Peggy.

00:37:03Bye, Peggy.

00:37:04Bye, Peggy.

00:37:04I love Peggy.

00:37:04Oh, my God, this is the best bit of the show by thigh.

00:37:07Hang on.

00:37:08Oh, bless her.

00:37:09She's amazing.

00:37:10Is she British?

00:37:11Is Peggy British or has she flown in?

00:37:13She's British.

00:37:14Oh, is she?

00:37:15Well done.

00:37:16Yeah, respect.

00:37:17Local talent.

00:37:20Now, it's time for a special bonus round.

00:37:22I'm going to show you scenes from films released this year

00:37:25which have been subtly improved with an appearance from me.

00:37:28Just name the film.

00:37:29I want the exact title of the film.

00:37:31First up, take a look.

00:37:55This is amazing.

00:37:59Well, thank you.

00:38:02Rob did not know that the faces had been changed.

00:38:07What did you think it was?

00:38:08Well, at one point I saw Kate Nash.

00:38:11But I was like, I've never seen any of these actors.

00:38:13Well, listen.

00:38:14They're technically...

00:38:15OK, that's the first one.

00:38:16Here's the second one.

00:38:17What's a question?

00:38:18Jimmy, you have got such a transferable face.

00:38:21Well, I know.

00:38:22You only got transferred on a week ago.

00:38:24LAUGHTER

00:38:29OK, here's the second one.

00:38:30Take a look.

00:38:50WHIP THE SPACE!

00:39:08You just look so good with the bed.

00:39:14Oh, no, this is me looking good.

00:39:15The third one is highly sexualised content.

00:39:17Take a look.

00:39:19Thank you so much, everybody.

00:39:22I'll see you next week.

00:39:27And in the meantime,

00:39:29take care of yourself.

00:39:33LAUGHTER

00:39:53So, have you got three films?

00:39:55Yes.

00:39:56What did you think the first one was?

00:39:57Katherine and Richard?

00:39:58Beetlejuice 2.

00:40:00Oh...

00:40:00Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

00:40:01Correct answer.

00:40:02Oh, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

00:40:03We've gone for Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

00:40:05And you've written the second Beetlejuice over the first one, have you?

00:40:08The thing is...

00:40:08There weren't enough time, there weren't enough space.

00:40:11Chris, Maisie?

00:40:12Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

00:40:13No points all round, OK.

00:40:15Yes, thank you.

00:40:15All right, let's have a look at how it should have looked.

00:40:18Wow.

00:40:19That's scary.

00:40:20I think it's better with me.

00:40:22Yeah.

00:40:22All right.

00:40:23The next one, what did you get?

00:40:24Mad Max.

00:40:25Oh!

00:40:26Mad Max what?

00:40:27Furioso.

00:40:28Mad Max, Furioso is the right answer.

00:40:30Did you get this?

00:40:30Yeah.

00:40:31Yeah, I wrote Mad Max and I just went Furioso in the middle.

00:40:33In the middle.

00:40:34That's my interpretation, Furioso.

00:40:37Yeah, look, there's the F.

00:40:38Ignore the Dune too, I believe.

00:40:41That's a tricky one.

00:40:42I just went Furioso.

00:40:44Yeah.

00:40:45OK, Furioso is the name of the film.

00:40:47So, points, no points, no points.

00:40:49Oh!

00:40:49Sorry, sorry, we were the only ones that put Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

00:40:52We have had Trif all night.

00:40:54We have had injustice after injustice.

00:40:58Yeah, they should get a point and we should get a point too.

00:41:01LAUGHTER

00:41:02All right, we'll give it to you.

00:41:03We'll give you Mad Max.

00:41:04Fine.

00:41:04OK, what was the last one?

00:41:06Jimmy, I'm losing respect for you.

00:41:07Yeah.

00:41:07You're just giving out points willy-nilly at this point.

00:41:09He gave us a point, though.

00:41:10Good decision.

00:41:11Good decision.

00:41:12He was brilliant.

00:41:14Let's have a look at the Mad Max.

00:41:16Ooh.

00:41:17Furioso, there you go.

00:41:18That's what they look like.

00:41:19Mad Max.

00:41:19Oh, that's scary.

00:41:20And this guy's got a foider.

00:41:21And the last one?

00:41:22The Substance.

00:41:24Yes, The Substance.

00:41:25Oh, yeah, is that with Demi Moore?

00:41:27Yeah.

00:41:27Oh, I met her the other day.

00:41:29You met her the other day?

00:41:30Yeah.

00:41:31Wow.

00:41:31She was a big fan.

00:41:32What's up with her?

00:41:34What was she like?

00:41:35Who did she think you were?

00:41:38LAUGHTER

00:41:38Oprah, Oprah.

00:41:39Yeah, that's scary.

00:41:40LAUGHTER

00:41:42And can you talk to us about her face and body?

00:41:45Do you know what I was going to say?

00:41:46Her face, her skin was immaculate.

00:41:49She looked amazing.

00:41:50It was tight.

00:41:50It was so clear and smooth.

00:41:52She had a lovely...

00:41:53This is not a question I asked, so...

00:41:55Oh, thank you.

00:41:56So the fact that I met the person...

00:41:57Did you get this...

00:41:58What?

00:41:59Did you get this right, though?

00:42:02Did you get the...

00:42:03Did you get it right, though?

00:42:04What did you write, though?

00:42:06I spoke...

00:42:06But what did you write?

00:42:07Demi Moore.

00:42:08What?

00:42:09Demi Moore.

00:42:10Right, so I'm dyslexic and that says Demi Moore in...

00:42:14The Substance.

00:42:16It really does it like Devil Wears Prada, too.

00:42:21I can tell you it was The Substance.

00:42:23So let's see what that's done to the scores.

00:42:25Richard and Catherine have 13.

00:42:27Yes!

00:42:27Rob and Judy have 15.

00:42:29Amazing Chris have 16.

00:42:30Yes!

00:42:31We are blessing this, mate.

00:42:33We are.

00:42:34We are.

00:42:36We're going to take a quick break now

00:42:37while Catherine tops up on The Substance.

00:42:40See you in five.

00:42:42We are.

00:42:44We are.

00:42:45We are.

00:42:46We are.

00:42:49We are.

00:42:51We are.

00:42:52Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz, where six comedians answer questions.

00:42:55Questions like, where were you between nine and ten on the night of the party?

00:42:59And how did you meet P Diddy?

00:43:02This next round is all about science and technology.

00:43:04In July, Elon Musk officially endorsed Donald Trump.

00:43:08Just goes to show, behind every twat, there's an arsehole.

00:43:12We can only hope that Elon Musk is playing the long game

00:43:15and planning on sending Trump to Mars.

00:43:18Time for some more questions from the world of science and technology.

00:43:21For your first question, it's over to film star David Johnson.

00:43:24Hi, Jimmy.

00:43:25Earlier this year, I played the synthetic person Andy in Alien Romulus.

00:43:29So, when Elon Musk unveiled an army of robots at an event back in October,

00:43:33I was very curious.

00:43:35One of the robots was asked what the hardest thing about being a robot is.

00:43:39Can your teams tell me what it said?

00:43:42So, David wants to know what Elon Musk's robot said was the hardest thing about being a robot.

00:43:46Yeah.

00:43:47Yeah, we've got some footage of the event.

00:43:48Have a look at the event.

00:43:49And, uh, we've made a lot of progress...

00:43:53..with the optimist.

00:43:54MUSIC PLAYS

00:44:10Ooh!

00:44:12OK.

00:44:12Surely they missed the opportunity to get the robots to do the robots.

00:44:15You would have thought that would be the best thing.

00:44:17Yeah.

00:44:18All right, for the next question, it's over to Hollywood director Richard Curtis.

00:44:21Hi, Jimmy.

00:44:22In my new film, That Christmas, we see a cluster of tales of love,

00:44:28family and friendship all kicked off kilter by a blizzard hitting a seaside town.

00:44:33Speaking of which, 2024 was a big year for weather phenomena,

00:44:37but people in the UK complained about missing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

00:44:42back in May because they couldn't see something with the naked eye.

00:44:47Can your teams tell me what it was?

00:44:49The real question is, what happened to Richard Curtis's body?

00:44:52Someone's nickname.

00:44:54He's just a floating edge!

00:44:56I don't feel like I can ask Chris what people might be angry about

00:45:00not seeing with the naked eye.

00:45:03Richard wants to know what once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

00:45:05people complained about back in May because they couldn't see it with the naked eye.

00:45:09He gave me a nice present once.

00:45:12LAUGHTER

00:45:13Was it a reel of film from Love Actually put in a little keychain?

00:45:17I didn't know. I thought I was special.

00:45:18Yeah, it dishes them out to everyone. I've got one.

00:45:20LAUGHTER

00:45:21The problem is, I thought it was like a stalker.

00:45:24You thought he was a stalker?

00:45:25Well, I got the gift and I didn't know who was farming.

00:45:28I called the place and...

00:45:30It's a weird little trinket, bro.

00:45:32I got my doors changed, my locks, all kind of stuff.

00:45:35You got a gift from Richard Curtis and you got the locks changed and called the place?

00:45:38LAUGHTER

00:45:38I didn't know his signature and the film bit said,

00:45:41you are...

00:45:42What's the...

00:45:43What's the bit when he's standing out?

00:45:44To me, you're perfect.

00:45:45Yeah, so it said, to me, you're perfect.

00:45:47I've seen a scribble on it and I've seen my name.

00:45:50So someone said, to me, you're perfect.

00:45:51You went, well, this guy's clearly a nutter.

00:45:53LAUGHTER

00:45:54OK, have a listen to this audio clip of Michael Parkinson.

00:45:57What's unusual about it?

00:45:59Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

00:46:01Today, my guest is a man whose journey from a young boy

00:46:04with dreams in Florida to a global music sensation

00:46:07has been nothing short of extraordinary.

00:46:09He's an artist with a keen business acumen,

00:46:11a TikTok phenomenon and a devoted father.

00:46:14OK, so what's unusual about that clip of Michael Parkinson?

00:46:17Finally, what connects these three things?

00:46:20Thousands of flight cancellations back in July,

00:46:22a backlog of GP appointments

00:46:24and a blackout in Times Square.

00:46:26Something happened.

00:46:27I know what happened.

00:46:28What happened?

00:46:29You don't know the question, so how do you know the answer?

00:46:31I know, I think...

00:46:32Yeah, but you can't know...

00:46:33You can't get...

00:46:34You don't know the question.

00:46:35You can't ask them again, you ask them.

00:46:35No, I'm not going to ask them, you ask them.

00:46:37You've been in the game longer than you.

00:46:39Um, Catherine wanted to know the question again.

00:46:43Yes, I did.

00:46:44Oh.

00:46:45God, guys.

00:46:47LAUGHTER

00:46:47Judy, I'm going to ask the question again,

00:46:49can you pay attention?

00:46:50Sorry.

00:46:51OK, finally, what connects these three?

00:46:53Flight cancellations back in July,

00:46:55a backlog of GP appointments

00:46:56and a blackout in Times Square.

00:46:59OK.

00:47:00All right, you ready for answers?

00:47:01Absolutely.

00:47:02I think so.

00:47:03I asked you, what did Elon Musk's Tesla robot say

00:47:05was the hardest thing about being a robot?

00:47:07What did you think?

00:47:07Well, it's the same thing you struggled with, Jimmy.

00:47:09It was learning how to be human.

00:47:11LAUGHTER

00:47:13What are feelings?

00:47:15LAUGHTER

00:47:16OK, so what have you got for this?

00:47:18We've got, yeah, trying, learning, be like humans.

00:47:21Yeah.

00:47:21We've got the same kind of thing.

00:47:22Trying to be human.

00:47:23Why are they even trying to make robots act human in the first place?

00:47:26Well, they saw Jimmy and the idea came...

00:47:29This is what...

00:47:31I can't...

00:47:32Do you know, I want you to be in Black Mirror,

00:47:34like one of those shows?

00:47:36You would be...

00:47:37I think you could...

00:47:38You could be like Peggy, right?

00:47:41LAUGHTER

00:47:42And be one of our national treasures,

00:47:46taking over Hollywood.

00:47:49Something about robots and the ugliest dog in the world

00:47:51has made you think this guy.

00:47:52Yeah.

00:47:53Why are you here?

00:47:54Yeah.

00:47:57OK, should we take a look at a clip of this?

00:48:00Yeah.

00:48:00Go on, then.

00:48:01What's the hardest thing about being a robot?

00:48:06Trying to learn how to be as human as you guys are.

00:48:10LAUGHTER

00:48:12I am not going to be single for long.

00:48:16LAUGHTER

00:48:17Imagine what setting you could get that to as well.

00:48:20What?!

00:48:20LAUGHTER

00:48:22LAUGHTER

00:48:24Can we have that face again?

00:48:26Yeah.

00:48:27There's been a power surge in South London.

00:48:30Judy's on the Tesla.

00:48:32Dirty South!

00:48:33LAUGHTER

00:48:34What's the hardest thing about being Judy's robot?

00:48:36My dick.

00:48:37LAUGHTER

00:48:39OK.

00:48:40All right, points all round.

00:48:42Richard Curtis wanted to know what once-in-a-lifetime

00:48:44opportunity people complained about missing,

00:48:46what have you all put?

00:48:46Northern Lights.

00:48:48Oh...

00:48:48Northern Lights?

00:48:49Yeah, I saw this, so I don't know what happened,

00:48:51but some people could see the...

00:48:54Aroreola...

00:48:54Aroreola.

00:48:55Borealis, whatever.

00:48:56Aroreola.

00:48:56And then some people couldn't...

00:48:58Aroreola Borealis?

00:48:59Yeah.

00:49:00And I don't know, like, from the could-sees and the could-nots,

00:49:02did you have to be up high?

00:49:03Is it too cloudy?

00:49:05It's bollocks, it's crap, it's overrated,

00:49:06it's a green cloud, looks better on your phone than your eyes.

00:49:08It was a bit orange.

00:49:09It was a bit orange.

00:49:10LAUGHTER

00:49:19If you look at it, it only looks like that if you've got a good camera,

00:49:21because lenses are better than your eyes, it's pointless.

00:49:24So you might as well just look at the photo.

00:49:25Rob, who hurt you?

00:49:27If I tell you weren't me,

00:49:28a trip to Iceland that cost me about 800 quid,

00:49:30and I saw fuck off.

00:49:31Yeah.

00:49:32Well, normally, if you want to see the aurora borealis,

00:49:35you've got to squat over a mirror.

00:49:37Oh, Jimmy, really?

00:49:39Ha!

00:49:40Ha!

00:49:41Have you just had so much work done that your bumhole is now green and pink?

00:49:45LAUGHTER

00:49:46I don't know if that would be work done, but yeah, maybe.

00:49:49All right, take a look at these guys,

00:49:50who thought they'd seen the Northern Lights.

00:49:52How have we been cappished?

00:49:55How have we been cappished?

00:49:56What was the Northern Lights here?

00:49:57It's a fucking building.

00:50:01Yeah, they thought they'd seen the aurora borealis,

00:50:04it turned out to be a premier inn.

00:50:06That's what this set is modelled after.

00:50:09The premier inn.

00:50:11I knew I'd seen it before.

00:50:14Is it a buffet breakfast here, or is it like a full-in there, sure?

00:50:18LAUGHTER

00:50:19What'd I do?

00:50:20It's a buffet.

00:50:22OK.

00:50:23I asked you what was unique about an audio clip of Michael Parkinson?

00:50:26He's dead.

00:50:27LAUGHTER

00:50:28What a way to find out!

00:50:31He's been dead ages, haven't he?

00:50:33Exactly.

00:50:33That's why.

00:50:34What is it, Judy?

00:50:35It's AI podcast.

00:50:37Well, yeah, we've put his dead...

00:50:39Is it AI?

00:50:39Well, it's got to be AI.

00:50:40It's AI.

00:50:41I'm getting interviewed by in the new year.

00:50:44Are you?

00:50:44Yeah.

00:50:45Oh, I figured why not everyone's just a fucking voice to me, aren't they?

00:50:49So...

00:50:49LAUGHTER

00:50:54It's interesting, aren't they?

00:50:55It is.

00:50:56It sounds exactly like him, doesn't it?

00:50:57He does.

00:50:57Yeah.

00:50:58So he's just...

00:50:58Have you got a clip of it, Jimmy?

00:51:00We've just heard it.

00:51:03LAUGHTER

00:51:10That's how we do the answer.

00:51:12Because we heard it.

00:51:13That's how we do the answer, Judy.

00:51:15Oh, my God.

00:51:17Can we hear the clip?

00:51:20LAUGHTER

00:51:22Finally, I asked you what linked thousands of flight cancellations,

00:51:25a backlog of GP appointments and a blackout in Times Square.

00:51:27What did you all think?

00:51:28It was the Timothee Chalamet look-alike contest.

00:51:31LAUGHTER

00:51:32Especially the GP appointments.

00:51:34Yeah.

00:51:35Especially those.

00:51:36We've got cyber hack, attack, hackers, computers, internet.

00:51:41Bitches.

00:51:41Yeah.

00:51:42I don't know why you wrote that.

00:51:43Why?

00:51:43Brawl bound Wi-Fi.

00:51:45Yeah.

00:51:46They're all sort of connected words, but not quite the story.

00:51:49What did you get?

00:51:51Crowdstrike, which is the name of the company that went down.

00:51:53It was, of course, the Crowdstrike Microsoft outage.

00:51:57Now, don't we get one for cyber attack?

00:51:58No, it wasn't a cyber attack.

00:51:59No, but it was an internet company.

00:52:01It wasn't a cyber attack.

00:52:02It wasn't a cyber attack.

00:52:04It was a cyber attack.

00:52:06It was a software update.

00:52:06They did the software update and broke everything in the world.

00:52:09Oh.

00:52:10Yeah.

00:52:10Well, it's cyber, isn't it?

00:52:12It's cyber.

00:52:12Fair play.

00:52:13We ain't got that.

00:52:15No, okay.

00:52:16So, points.

00:52:17No points, no points.

00:52:19Okay, now it's time for a special bonus round.

00:52:21This is the part of the show where I introduce a mystery guest.

00:52:23All you need to do is tell me who they are.

00:52:26However, you can only ask yes or no questions.

00:52:28Please welcome my mystery guests.

00:52:30Okay.

00:52:32APPLAUSE

00:52:38It's a pleasure to see you.

00:52:40Now, they obviously don't know who you are.

00:52:42They're going to ask yes or no questions.

00:52:44Please, how about it?

00:52:45Did you audition for Birds of the Feather?

00:52:47Right, can we at least...

00:52:48LAUGHTER

00:52:53Are you two super viral famous?

00:52:57Ooh.

00:52:58It doesn't help if you just nod your head.

00:53:00Oh, my God.

00:53:02It helps everyone else.

00:53:03Yes.

00:53:04Was you the lady hanging out the window with your breasts showing?

00:53:08LAUGHTER

00:53:17OK, so this is...

00:53:23Well done, Judy.

00:53:24We've really fucked the mystery guest round.

00:53:26LAUGHTER

00:53:28I've got to say that's the best interrogation scene I've ever seen.

00:53:32LAUGHTER

00:53:32No, no, no, no.

00:53:33Are you in Birds of the Feather?

00:53:36LAUGHTER

00:53:36And then immediately the right answer.

00:53:38I've got to say, that stands.

00:53:40You know what?

00:53:40That needs to run in one continuous shot.

00:53:44You've just...

00:53:45You've just got cinema, Jimmy, and you're questioning it.

00:53:47Sometimes magic happens, just celebrates it.

00:53:50Because Catherine said viral video, and I just thought,

00:53:53what was the best...

00:53:54It was the...

00:53:55Has anyone seen it?

00:53:56No.

00:53:56It was the...

00:53:57Honestly, I love you girls.

00:53:59It was the...

00:54:00I pissed myself being my friend.

00:54:02You pissed yourself.

00:54:02She pissed down herself.

00:54:04It...

00:54:04Your tits are great, girl.

00:54:06They'll help you out.

00:54:07That way up, not this way.

00:54:08It's all different.

00:54:10Can we explain what happens in the video?

00:54:13So, Chris is here now.

00:54:14Chris is blind.

00:54:14So, can you explain exactly what happened?

00:54:16Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:54:19So, you were locked out, and you tried to get in...

00:54:21There was one top little window open,

00:54:24and the brains of the operation next to me decided to hoof me through that.

00:54:29Oh.

00:54:30Which I got stuck...

00:54:31Head first.

00:54:32...on my tyres.

00:54:34And peed around my neck.

00:54:36What?

00:54:37While I was hanging like a bat.

00:54:38Yeah.

00:54:39So, you're upside down, shirt off, boobs out.

00:54:41Boobs out.

00:54:42And then you pissed up yourself.

00:54:44It killed in my collarbone.

00:54:46Wait a minute.

00:54:47Sorry, sorry.

00:54:48Excuse me.

00:54:49We lost a detail there.

00:54:50It...

00:54:50The urine pulled where?

00:54:52In my collarbone.

00:54:52Oh, how lovely.

00:54:54Well, we've all been there.

00:54:55Hang on.

00:54:57Imagine the audio description.

00:54:58A warm, golden liquid caresses her breasts.

00:55:03I think we know who it is.

00:55:07I'm going to say points all round, because...

00:55:09No!

00:55:10No, no, no, no.

00:55:11No, Jimmy!

00:55:12Well, write down your answer then.

00:55:14Let's see if the others get it right.

00:55:15No!

00:55:17No!

00:55:17Jimmy!

00:55:17They were never getting it.

00:55:18She's not seen it.

00:55:19He's not seen a computer.

00:55:21These two.

00:55:21He's crying.

00:55:22No.

00:55:22He's had no idea.

00:55:24This is a standoff situation, right?

00:55:26They've never even seen...

00:55:28I just stood up in heels.

00:55:29Judy love!

00:55:30You just stood up in heels.

00:55:32Well, I deserve...

00:55:33No one else...

00:55:34I just stood up in heels.

00:55:35Can I have a point?

00:55:36LAUGHTER

00:55:38You get my point, yeah!

00:55:40You get my point!

00:55:42Yeah!

00:55:44So, all right, we'll just give the points to you then, Judy,

00:55:46if you want to be greedy.

00:55:47That is fair, yeah.

00:55:48Let's have a look. It's magnificent.

00:55:49It's so good.

00:55:49I can't wait to see that.

00:55:50OK, so here we go.

00:55:51Oh, yeah, I'll get you up there, no problem.

00:55:53What could go wrong?

00:55:56Oh, my God.

00:55:58Oh!

00:56:11I can't hold any longer.

00:56:13I'll just have a piss up myself.

00:56:18And then...

00:56:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:56:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:56:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:56:31What have you done to commemorate this?

00:56:33That's done.

00:56:34You've got tattoos done?

00:56:35Oh, yeah.

00:56:36Of what, of you upside down.

00:56:37Oh, no.

00:56:37Let's have a look.

00:56:38No.

00:56:39Let's see.

00:56:39Where's the tattoo?

00:56:40Yeah.

00:56:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:56:44Hang on.

00:56:44Here it comes.

00:56:46Oh, my God.

00:56:49Oh, nice.

00:56:52She's got my tits on her leg.

00:56:54She's got my tits on her leg.

00:56:57She has got my tits on her leg.

00:57:00Let's see what that's done to the scores.

00:57:02I can tell you, well, Richard and Catherine have 16.

00:57:05Rob and Judy have 19.

00:57:07Maisie and Chris also have 19.

00:57:08Neck and neck.

00:57:09Ooh.

00:57:10That's it for this part.

00:57:11Thank you to Lisa and Lisa.

00:57:13See you after the break.

00:57:14That was fantastic.

00:57:15Thank you so much.

00:57:26Welcome back to The Big Back Whiz,

00:57:27the show that really makes you think.

00:57:29Mainly it makes you think, really?

00:57:30Was that this year?

00:57:31Huh.

00:57:32Our next round is all about people.

00:57:34It was the year of Biden and Trump.

00:57:36Trump won the US election.

00:57:38And there was a certain poetic justice.

00:57:40Trump got rid of Americans' abortion rights,

00:57:42and now Americans can't get rid of him.

00:57:45On the upside, Trump wears so much fake tan,

00:57:48he's technically the second person of colour

00:57:50to become president.

00:57:53Right, time for more questions.

00:57:55This image of a man made headlines back in March.

00:57:57Why?

00:57:58No.

00:57:59If Chris gets this and we don't.

00:58:01People thought he was someone.

00:58:03He is a man who's in his either badly kept late 40s

00:58:08or early 50s.

00:58:09He's got salt and pepper hair.

00:58:10It's not receding.

00:58:11And then his nose is quite swollen,

00:58:13like he has maybe a medium alcoholism issue.

00:58:16Yeah.

00:58:17I think the...

00:58:18I think the alcohol problem...

00:58:19I don't know if you can...

00:58:21This is the thing, Jimmy.

00:58:22You're not a friend to the blind like I am.

00:58:24Uh-huh.

00:58:25And I know...

00:58:26I don't think you're that unattractive.

00:58:31Oh, my...

00:58:32Friend to the blind is the term we use for her.

00:58:35Not this or the slam friend to the blind.

00:58:37More and more every year.

00:58:39Yeah.

00:58:39And Chris will back me up in saying

00:58:41that you can't be kind with audio description,

00:58:43you just have to say it with C.

00:58:44How would you audio describe me?

00:58:46A super hunk.

00:58:48Oh.

00:58:49Yeah.

00:58:50That was a really good self-edit.

00:58:52I'd say,

00:58:53Jimmy has the work ethic of an immigrant

00:58:55and the personal wealth of the country

00:58:56that immigrant had to flee.

00:58:59Oh, my God.

00:59:01That's why you're one of the best.

00:59:06I'd say,

00:59:07your laugh is the reason your parents

00:59:08never tickled you growing up.

00:59:10Oh.

00:59:12Oh, my God.

00:59:18She's great.

00:59:19You have things just locked and loaded.

00:59:23And an AI, Jimmy, would give itself away

00:59:25because it would have a personality.

00:59:32This is the best bit of the show.

00:59:38OK.

00:59:40Question two in this round.

00:59:42Lily Allen revealed that she's paid less by Spotify

00:59:45than she gets from another surprising side hustle

00:59:48All I want to know is,

00:59:49what is Lily Allen's side hustle?

00:59:52Crochet.

00:59:54What's wrong?

00:59:55Crochet.

01:00:01I'll try it a third time.

01:00:06Crochet.

01:00:08Yep, it keeps,

01:00:09it actually keeps building.

01:00:12For our next question,

01:00:13and I cannot stress this enough,

01:00:14you are going to have to watch it.

01:00:17LAUGHTER

01:00:17For our next question,

01:00:18it's over to Nella Rose.

01:00:21Hi, Jimmy.

01:00:22As you know,

01:00:22I like to keep abreast of the viral trends online.

01:00:25And back in April,

01:00:26I couldn't help but notice people thirsting over

01:00:28a viral picture of Mark Zuckerberg.

01:00:31Mm-hmm.

01:00:31The picture was subtly edited,

01:00:33turning Zuck into her daddy in the process.

01:00:35So, can your team tell me what edit was made, please?

01:00:38The girls want to know.

01:00:41So...

01:00:41Another great job!

01:00:43She was great.

01:00:43Yeah, good energy.

01:00:44Thank you for respecting the quiz.

01:00:47Yes.

01:00:47Yeah, so Nella wants to know,

01:00:49what was added to a picture of Mark Zuckerberg

01:00:51that made him a daddy?

01:00:52LAUGHTER

01:00:53What made people thirst after him?

01:00:55I don't know.

01:00:55OK, for our final question,

01:00:56it's over to esteemed actor Charles Dance.

01:00:59He will be reading an extract

01:01:00from a celebrity autobiography released this year,

01:01:02but who is the mystery author?

01:01:04Over to you, Charles.

01:01:06I was ecstatic.

01:01:07The public had voted for me

01:01:09to go on a date with the new girl.

01:01:12So far, there hadn't been a girl on the show

01:01:14who I'd really clicked with.

01:01:16Even though I'd been coupled up with Lucy,

01:01:18who was lovely,

01:01:19I knew we wouldn't be more than friends.

01:01:21So I was excited to meet the Bond shell before the others.

01:01:26I put on the tightest pair of black trunks I could find,

01:01:29and some of the guys walked me to the door

01:01:31that led onto the terrace.

01:01:33Before I went through,

01:01:35I dropped down and did close to 100 press-ups.

01:01:38I kid you not, veins out, chest like breasts.

01:01:41I wanted to look muscular.

01:01:44I was filled with adrenaline,

01:01:45and everyone was laughing,

01:01:47so I told them to leave me alone

01:01:48and let me get in the zone,

01:01:50like I was about to get in the ring.

01:01:53I walked onto the terrace,

01:01:55looked in the corner,

01:01:57saw Molly sat in the hot tub,

01:01:59and thought,

01:02:01oh, my God, yes.

01:02:02I'd never seen anyone who was more my type.

01:02:05I couldn't believe my eyes.

01:02:07It was as if the production team

01:02:08had waved a magic wand.

01:02:14LAUGHTER

01:02:17APPLAUSE

01:02:19APPLAUSE

01:02:25OK, I've got some answers. Are you ready?

01:02:27Yeah.

01:02:27All right, OK.

01:02:28I asked you why this man made headlines.

01:02:30What did you put, Maisie, Chris?

01:02:31What do you think?

01:02:32This one was hard.

01:02:32We just guessed, is it a big Al Pacino?

01:02:37Richard, Catherine, what have you got?

01:02:38I thought it looked a little bit

01:02:39like a disgruntled Russell Crowe

01:02:41disconnecting his cable TV.

01:02:44In a good way.

01:02:45Or pulling a lost snake out of his personhood.

01:02:49LAUGHTER

01:02:52OK, I...

01:02:53You call it personhood.

01:02:54You should narrate porn.

01:02:56Yeah.

01:02:57Rob, Judy?

01:02:58Well, we think it's what people think

01:03:00might be Banksy.

01:03:02Oh!

01:03:02That's why I drew the girl with the balloon.

01:03:04I tried to draw a wrap.

01:03:05It looks like a tampon.

01:03:06LAUGHTER

01:03:07Sorry.

01:03:08I mean, the art is very, very poor,

01:03:09but that is the right answer.

01:03:10People thought that was Banksy.

01:03:12OK.

01:03:13Banksy likes me, you know.

01:03:14Does he use the same scaffolding company

01:03:16as the people that do your face?

01:03:18LAUGHTER

01:03:18Oh, shit.

01:03:19Back around, too.

01:03:20Ding, ding.

01:03:21Catherine, come on.

01:03:22Because when he did the installation Dismaland...

01:03:26Yeah.

01:03:26..um, he booked me to do stand-up there.

01:03:29And then there have been other instances, like...

01:03:31Sorry, do you check that as a compliment?

01:03:33LAUGHTER

01:03:34Dismaland.

01:03:35He booked you in Dismaland.

01:03:37LAUGHTER

01:03:37Oh, no!

01:03:38This place is Dismaland.

01:03:40Oh, no!

01:03:40I'll tell you what, I'll be shit, guys.

01:03:42Catch him, Ryan.

01:03:45Work is work.

01:03:47Remember that, everyone.

01:03:48Work is work.

01:03:50LAUGHTER

01:03:51Nice, OK.

01:03:52Next, I'll ask you what Lily Allen's side hustle was

01:03:55that made her more money than Spotify.

01:03:56Did you all get this?

01:03:57Yeah.

01:03:57She's selling pics of her trotters, isn't she?

01:04:00LAUGHTER

01:04:01Very nicely put.

01:04:03She is.

01:04:04I had a peek on there.

01:04:05She's got lovely, lovely, lovely feet.

01:04:07Not anyone can just whack their trotters onto only...

01:04:10Are you reckon?

01:04:10She is.

01:04:10I thought you could have, like, the most mash-up feet in late night.

01:04:14Cos there's people that will want you to, like, smash potatoes with your toes.

01:04:17What's she doing with her feet?

01:04:19LAUGHTER

01:04:19Nothing sexual.

01:04:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:04:21Right.

01:04:21We can't just ride on as if no-one said smash potatoes with your toes.

01:04:27What?

01:04:27Yeah.

01:04:28Yeah.

01:04:28I mean, everyone's had someone ask.

01:04:30Have you had weird offers?

01:04:31I mean...

01:04:32What have you been asked to do?

01:04:33Oh...

01:04:33Mashed potatoes with your trotters.

01:04:35You know.

01:04:36Mashed potatoes with your feet?

01:04:37Like, stepping in, in, mashing potatoes with your feet.

01:04:41Yeah, no, I know what you mean, but it's...

01:04:42Can we take a look at your trotters?

01:04:44They're not that pretty.

01:04:46They're all right.

01:04:47OK, that's getting on a website ASAP now.

01:04:49Yeah, there you go.

01:04:50They're nice.

01:04:51They're nice.

01:04:52Here, Judy.

01:04:53Come stand on these.

01:04:55Wow.

01:04:57What are we doing now?

01:04:58Didn't even question it.

01:04:58This is really...

01:05:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:05:03Wait a second, Judy.

01:05:04Keep going.

01:05:04I'll do the audio description for Chris.

01:05:07I need a pot to put them in.

01:05:08Where's the one you threw?

01:05:09Here, go.

01:05:10This is my pot of sweets.

01:05:11This is the only thing I come here for.

01:05:13We're making the show viral.

01:05:14By the time I finish this, you might come again.

01:05:16God's the more sweets.

01:05:20OK, so Judy is picking up jelly babies with her toes and dropping them in a cup.

01:05:29And it's maybe the least erotic thing I've ever seen.

01:05:32Judy, you're giving this away for free.

01:05:34It's ruining your revenue stream.

01:05:37LAUGHTER

01:05:37I've only got one more to do.

01:05:39Three.

01:05:40Come on.

01:05:41Two!

01:05:43One!

01:05:44One!

01:05:45Get it in the cup.

01:05:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

01:05:51Oh, my God.

01:05:53LAUGHTER

01:05:54Yes.

01:05:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

01:06:01Did I actually miss out on something there or did I get away with it?

01:06:05Honestly, I wish I was blind.

01:06:06LAUGHTER

01:06:08OK, so that was...

01:06:09So, Lily Allen's Side Hustle is an OnlyFans where it's $10 a month for membership.

01:06:13And those are our little feet.

01:06:14They're lovely little toes.

01:06:15Oh, look, Judy, she's got nice feet.

01:06:17LAUGHTER

01:06:18Is that one foot?

01:06:20LAUGHTER

01:06:21Yeah.

01:06:21OK, we asked you what was added to a picture.

01:06:24Now, for a bonus round, I've got a special guest.

01:06:26It's star of The Traitors, Diane.

01:06:28Ooh!

01:06:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

01:06:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

01:06:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

01:06:43Hello, Diane.

01:06:44Now, you have a question for us.

01:06:45Drinks related.

01:06:46Yes.

01:06:47So, in The Castle, I was a faithful and the Traitors had to get rid of the Faithfuls

01:06:51and as I'm partial to Fizzy Rose, I was offered a Fizzy Rose,

01:06:54but sadly it was in a Poison Chalice, which I didn't know about.

01:06:58Ooh.

01:06:59Tonight, though, I brought some of my own Poison Chalices for the guests here.

01:07:05Hopefully you won't meet the same ending as I did.

01:07:08Right, Poison Chalices, everyone.

01:07:09Let's hand these out.

01:07:10I'm nervous.

01:07:11OK, the question is...

01:07:12The question is, the pop star Doolipa this year started a new drink trend

01:07:17using some very interesting ingredients.

01:07:21Can you name those ingredients, please?

01:07:24How many ingredients are there?

01:07:26There are three ingredients.

01:07:28Oh, God!

01:07:29They can't see where they're going.

01:07:31LAUGHTER

01:07:32Honestly, it's full of wires here.

01:07:35These stink!

01:07:37There's pickle in there, isn't there?

01:07:39You try this?

01:07:40Yeah.

01:07:40It tastes like my nan's attitude.

01:07:42I'm smart.

01:07:44Write down your answers.

01:07:45What three things are in this drink?

01:07:46Pickle.

01:07:47Is that Worcestershire?

01:07:48There's something more rank than just that in there.

01:07:51It tastes like arse.

01:07:53I know, as well.

01:07:55I think whoever's arse you're tasting needs to see a doctor.

01:07:59LAUGHTER

01:07:59I've never tasted arse.

01:08:01No.

01:08:01LAUGHTER

01:08:02How did you get on this show?

01:08:05LAUGHTER

01:08:06LAUGHTER

01:08:08Just remember that my gran likes to watch every time I'm on the telly.

01:08:12LAUGHTER

01:08:12All right, so what do you all think is in this drink?

01:08:15Have you tried something?

01:08:15Do you want to try something?

01:08:16We feel like we know.

01:08:16Oh, are you sure?

01:08:17No, I've watched the response.

01:08:19OK, all right.

01:08:19OK, so...

01:08:20Not falling for that again.

01:08:21All right.

01:08:22Our guess is...

01:08:23Jalapenos, pickle juice and mistrust with Diet Coke.

01:08:28And what was the third thing?

01:08:29Mistrust.

01:08:30Mistrust.

01:08:30I thought you said Liz Truss.

01:08:32LAUGHTER

01:08:33Very similar thing.

01:08:35OK, what have you got?

01:08:36Rob, Judy?

01:08:37We've got pickle juice, coke and spiced tomato juice.

01:08:41Spice and tomato...

01:08:42OK.

01:08:42So, spice, it was different.

01:08:43No, it's not right.

01:08:44LAUGHTER

01:08:45Uh, Maisie, Chris?

01:08:46Pickle juice, soda water and Tabasco.

01:08:49The points go to...

01:08:51That's right.

01:08:51Richard and Catherine.

01:08:53We are.

01:08:53Perfect.

01:08:56APPLAUSE

01:08:59And he's genuinely unpleasant.

01:09:01So, the ingredients were Diet Coke, pickle juice and jalapeno juice.

01:09:04And the secret mistrust.

01:09:06LAUGHTER

01:09:08Let's see what that's done to the scores.

01:09:09OK, I can tell you, Richard and Catherine, you got 20.

01:09:12That's right.

01:09:13Maisie, Chris, you got 22.

01:09:14In the lead, Rob and Judy are in the lead.

01:09:16How's this justice?

01:09:1723.

01:09:21That's it for this part.

01:09:22Thank you again, Diane.

01:09:23See you after the break.

01:09:24Cheers.

01:09:26APPLAUSE

01:09:36Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

01:09:38Sadly, this is the last ever Big Fat Quiz,

01:09:40because in January, we're putting the show on a Zen pick.

01:09:43LAUGHTER

01:09:44This next round is all about sport.

01:09:46Back in July, England lost the final of the Euros.

01:09:49It's an astonishing fact that England's top goalscorer, Harry Kane,

01:09:53has never won a trophy at club or international level.

01:09:56And in fact, last Father's Day, he received a mug saying,

01:09:59world's second best dad.

01:10:00LAUGHTER

01:10:02After the 2024 Paris Olympics,

01:10:04Tom Daley announced he was retiring from synchronised diving.

01:10:08Sadly, his diving partner didn't retire exactly the same time,

01:10:11so they didn't win anything.

01:10:13LAUGHTER

01:10:14OK, time for some sports questions.

01:10:16Here's Adele talking about one of her favourite sporting moments of the year.

01:10:19All I want to know is, what is she talking about?

01:10:21It's all that me and my friends have been talking about last night,

01:10:24after the show and today.

01:10:26And I'm not saying anything.

01:10:28I'm, you know, I'm...

01:10:29I think it's taken...

01:10:30I think it's the best thing that's happened in the Olympics the entire time.

01:10:34Have you seen it, Eric?

01:10:35Have you seen it, guys?

01:10:37See...

01:10:37You have...

01:10:37Of course, Van hasn't seen it.

01:10:39Aaron, my percussionist, is kissing himself laughing.

01:10:41Let's see what happens.

01:10:42LAUGHTER

01:10:43I can't work out if it was a joke.

01:10:45But either way, it has made me very, very happy

01:10:48and many of my friends have been shitting ourselves laughing.

01:10:51Shitting ourselves laughing?

01:10:52OK, so what is Adele talking about?

01:10:54For our next question, it's over to Paralympic legend Dame Sarah Story.

01:10:59Hi, Jimmy.

01:11:00Back in the summer, I was delighted to win my 19th gold medal

01:11:03at the Paralympics in Paris.

01:11:06Watching from the sidelines was this, the mascot for the Games.

01:11:10But can your teams tell me what inspired the creation of this mascot?

01:11:15Oh, what was it?

01:11:16OK, so what inspired that Olympic mascot?

01:11:19It's a red triangle.

01:11:21Should have been in a square, but it was missing a side.

01:11:23Yeah.

01:11:26That's a... that's a Paralympic joke.

01:11:29LAUGHTER

01:11:31All right, question number three in the sports round.

01:11:34Back in August, tennis legend Andy Murray retired from tennis.

01:11:37He posted on X a few hours after his final match.

01:11:40What did he say?

01:11:42Oh...

01:11:42What did he say?

01:11:43I think I know.

01:11:44So, his final ever tennis match, he tweeted a few hours later.

01:11:54Oh, I thought that's him!

01:11:56What happened?

01:11:56Oh, we found your level.

01:11:58Oh!

01:12:00Right, OK.

01:12:02OK.

01:12:03I've got answers for you.

01:12:04I asked you what Adele's favourite sporting moment of the year was.

01:12:07What is your book?

01:12:08Oh, it's Ray Gunn, isn't it?

01:12:09It is Ray Gunn.

01:12:10Yeah.

01:12:11Ray Gunn dancing.

01:12:12Ray Gunn, did you get this?

01:12:13She's called Ray Gunn.

01:12:14Yeah.

01:12:15Her name is Rachel Gunn and then her clever break dance name is Ray Gunn.

01:12:19Ray Gunn.

01:12:20Could you show us the dance?

01:12:21We can't afford the footage of the Olympics.

01:12:22How was the...

01:12:23What was the dance like?

01:12:25LAUGHTER

01:12:27How are we winning this quiz?

01:12:29This is why I'm just casual today.

01:12:31OK.

01:12:34There we go.

01:12:37Do you know the whole dance?

01:12:39That's what she did.

01:12:40Oh, my God.

01:12:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

01:12:55When you were both up there doing that sort of juddery stuff like that,

01:12:57you know when we go to a new city and there's some sort of, like,

01:12:59drug problem and there's all those zombies?

01:13:02Like that?

01:13:03That's what she looked like.

01:13:04Oh, Chris, you couldn't enjoy my breaking.

01:13:06No, it's all right.

01:13:07I also couldn't enjoy it.

01:13:09Just move on, Jimmy.

01:13:11Yeah.

01:13:12Dane, Sarah's story, asked what inspired the Olympic and Paralympic Games

01:13:15mascot.

01:13:16What did you think?

01:13:17I just turned to Chris and he just went,

01:13:19the fridge.

01:13:20It was something about freedom.

01:13:22The freedom fridge.

01:13:23You're close.

01:13:24What?

01:13:26The fridge of freedom.

01:13:27It's close.

01:13:27What did you put, Richard?

01:13:29Catherine?

01:13:29A clitoris, because...

01:13:32I don't think it looks like a clitoris, but when I was in Paris,

01:13:35they said they don't like their mascot,

01:13:37cos they think it looks like a French clitoris.

01:13:39And...

01:13:40OK, Rob, Judy?

01:13:42Well, Judy went to the Olympics and Paralympics

01:13:44and she said it was blood cells,

01:13:46spat on my face by accident and then said,

01:13:48hearts.

01:13:51The Frisian cat.

01:13:52So it was the simple of the French Revolution.

01:13:54Jimmy, the fridge, surely?

01:13:55Well, I'll ask them upstairs.

01:13:56Do they get a point for the fridge?

01:13:58No.

01:13:59Huh?

01:14:00Are you joking?

01:14:01All right, keep your hair on.

01:14:02Or maybe don't.

01:14:06I am not having shit from you

01:14:08when you look like a cross between Lady Diana and Hillary Clinton.

01:14:12LAUGHTER

01:14:15Stay in your lane!

01:14:18That's right, but...

01:14:19OK.

01:14:19If you two could stop flirting for a minute.

01:14:22I asked you what Andy Murray posted on X hours after his retirement.

01:14:26What did you put?

01:14:27Blood cells and...

01:14:28No, no, we didn't put blood cells.

01:14:29That was the last one.

01:14:30We put...

01:14:31Andy Murray did not tweet blood cells.

01:14:34Blood cells slash hearts.

01:14:34And we put never liked tennis anyway.

01:14:37Did he say that?

01:14:37That's exactly the right answer.

01:14:38Oh!

01:14:39Yes.

01:14:40What did you...

01:14:41What did you put?

01:14:42We put that too.

01:14:43Never liked tennis anyway.

01:14:45Yeah.

01:14:45Did you put that?

01:14:46Yeah.

01:14:47Yeah.

01:14:47OK.

01:14:48I never liked...

01:14:49I liked tennis anyway.

01:14:50It makes no sense and it's needlessly long.

01:14:53Maisie?

01:14:54Never liked tennis anyway.

01:14:55OK.

01:14:56Never liked tennis anyway, yeah.

01:14:57Finally, I asked you how French Olympian Anthony Amarate

01:14:59crashed out of the Olympics.

01:15:00I presume you all got this.

01:15:02Yeah.

01:15:02You bet.

01:15:03What a guy.

01:15:04Well, I didn't get his proper name, but pole vault knob guy.

01:15:08His name's in the question.

01:15:09I told you his name.

01:15:10Oh.

01:15:10Well, then you've already covered it.

01:15:12Well, he didn't.

01:15:13That was the problem.

01:15:16Perfect.

01:15:17Rob, Judy, do you get this?

01:15:19His private parts hit the pole bar delightful.

01:15:26You take everybody knowing that your knob knocked the part of the part

01:15:30pole of the pole vaulting over a gold medal any day of the week.

01:15:35I'd love my knob to knock anything over.

01:15:37Yeah.

01:15:38What are you dealing with, Rich?

01:15:40What am I dealing with?

01:15:41Yeah.

01:15:42This shit.

01:15:43Yeah.

01:15:43Richard, you're the only one here just protecting your career.

01:15:48As if I have a career.

01:15:51I wouldn't be here.

01:15:56This is where people go to die.

01:16:03Yeah, I wish that was more of a joke from you.

01:16:07Yeah, he knocked the pole off.

01:16:08I'm going to try as a very insensitive round now, Chris.

01:16:14It's time for Say What You See.

01:16:28I love how flexible the format is, depending on who's on it.

01:16:33Yeah.

01:16:34Yeah.

01:16:34OK.

01:16:35Let's...

01:16:35What round are we on?

01:16:37What round...

01:16:38Well, you're on round one.

01:16:41I think I've got more chance at this than Tuesday.

01:16:45Maisie will be your eyes for this, Chris.

01:16:48Say What You See. Take a look.

01:16:50This is a sporting headline...

01:16:54Davey Shear.

01:16:55Davey Shearer.

01:16:57Davey Shearer.

01:16:57David Shearer...

01:17:19Davey Shearer.

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