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00:00:27This is a production of WGBH.

00:00:37Hello and welcome to the Big Fat Quiz of 2024.

00:00:41Like Japanese knotweed, herpes and Donald Trump,

00:00:44this show just won't go away.

00:00:47Unbelievably, this is our 20th year of Big Fat Quiz.

00:00:50Things were very different back in 2004.

00:00:53There was a war in the Middle East, a terrible Labour government,

00:00:56England failed to win the Euros and everyone was excited

00:00:59about the new Oasis tour.

00:01:02Right, let's meet the teams.

00:01:03First up, a brilliant director, writer, actor and comedian

00:01:06who over the past 20 years has cemented himself

00:01:09as a national treasure and an ex-Hooters waitress.

00:01:13It's Richard Iawadi and Katherine Ryan.

00:01:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:01:19Nice.

00:01:22Next up, one's a loud shouty comedian who doesn't know

00:01:25when to be quiet, the other is a loud shouty comedian

00:01:28who doesn't know when to be quiet.

00:01:30Basically, if I were you, I'd turn the volume down.

00:01:33It's Rob, Becky and Judy Love.

00:01:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:01:40And finally, Maisie Adam and the man who cuts her hair,

00:01:44Chris McCausland.

00:01:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:01:47Jimmy!

00:01:50This early on?

00:01:51This early on.

00:01:52This early on.

00:01:53Now, I should point out, that joke was written

00:01:55before you got your hair redone.

00:01:57And hasn't Kristen a lovely job?

00:02:00You really have.

00:02:01I can see now, Jimmy, as well.

00:02:02I got my side back, so I don't feel old.

00:02:06I'm over here, Chris.

00:02:09LAUGHTER

00:02:09Now, have you got team names?

00:02:10Richard, Katherine, have you got team names?

00:02:12I think rhyming names do well.

00:02:15OK.

00:02:15They're quick, they're easy, sums us up.

00:02:18We could do, um, Drunk and Hunk.

00:02:21LAUGHTER

00:02:21Oh, nice.

00:02:23Mumsy and Glumsy.

00:02:25LAUGHTER

00:02:25Drunk and Hunk.

00:02:26Any ideas for sure?

00:02:27Those were both my ideas.

00:02:30LAUGHTER

00:02:30Or we could go with something very of the moment,

00:02:32something 2024, like, um...

00:02:35Oasis.

00:02:36LAUGHTER

00:02:37Oasis.

00:02:38Yeah.

00:02:38What about O Canada?

00:02:40What is O Canada?

00:02:41Is that a song?

00:02:42It's our national anthem.

00:02:43You have a national anthem?

00:02:45Yeah.

00:02:45It's a country.

00:02:46Is it?

00:02:47It's literally a country.

00:02:49Are mooses bigger in real life than you think they're going to be?

00:02:52Because I think they're as big as a cow,

00:02:54but actually, they're bigger.

00:02:56LAUGHTER

00:02:56How the hell did we get onto the conversation of moose?

00:02:59I mean, we're doing team names.

00:03:00Sorry.

00:03:00LAUGHTER

00:03:02OK, so team name, what are you going to settle on?

00:03:03Moose and Loose.

00:03:04Yes.

00:03:06LAUGHTER

00:03:06Moose and Loose, great.

00:03:07OK, Rob, Judy, what's your team name?

00:03:09Judy's got her own cooking show.

00:03:10My name's Beckett, so we thought, um, Nosh and Becks.

00:03:14LAUGHTER

00:03:14Yeah, I like Nosh and Becks.

00:03:16Nosh and Becks.

00:03:16I like eating, but you're taking the piss.

00:03:20Oreo.

00:03:21Brown on the outside, white in the middle.

00:03:23Well, you're going to have to lead the charge on those jokes.

00:03:26LAUGHTER

00:03:30I thought we could be Dirty South or something like that.

00:03:32Yeah, we're Dirty South.

00:03:34OK, uh, Maisie, Chris, what have you got team name-wise?

00:03:36Well, it's been a bit tense backstage.

00:03:38I just thought we should keep it simple and call it Chris and Maisie,

00:03:41but she didn't like that.

00:03:42And I wanted to call it Maisie and Chris,

00:03:44but Chris didn't like that.

00:03:45No.

00:03:46So, I mean, if they're going Dirty South,

00:03:47I think we could go, like, Angels of the North,

00:03:50cos we're quite sweet and innocent, aren't we?

00:03:52Yeah.

00:03:53But we're not talking.

00:03:54No.

00:03:55All right, so we've got Angels of the North, Dirty South,

00:03:58Moose and Loose.

00:03:59Right, now, we started this show, Big Fat Coies,

00:04:01back in 2004.

00:04:03Yeah.

00:04:03I'm going to check in on what you look like in 2004.

00:04:06Oh, no. Oh, Lord.

00:04:06OK, so, here's Catherine Ryan back in 2004.

00:04:10Oh, that is...

00:04:11LAUGHTER

00:04:12It's lovely to see your original face.

00:04:14LAUGHTER

00:04:16Chris, I looked phenomenal.

00:04:18She looked great.

00:04:18I was Miss Hooters Toronto 2004.

00:04:20There was an actual pageant and I won.

00:04:22I could also tell you that she's wearing her thong

00:04:24above her jeans in the same way that Queen Camilla does.

00:04:28LAUGHTER

00:04:28Chris, it looks like a picture that Prince Andrew would say

00:04:31he was photoshopped into the picture.

00:04:34LAUGHTER

00:04:35LAUGHTER

00:04:39Let's have a look at Rob in 2004.

00:04:42LAUGHTER

00:04:47That picture is so much more effective than any other anti-drug campaign.

00:04:52LAUGHTER

00:04:54I look like Catherine's tried on with me and I'm panicking.

00:04:58Let's have a look at Maisie.

00:05:00There you are, Maisie.

00:05:01Chris, this is me with a homemade mascot for the Euros 2004.

00:05:07Was that to scare away the trophy?

00:05:09LAUGHTER

00:05:10It was meant to be sort of, come on, England,

00:05:13and it's actually a bit EDL upon reflection.

00:05:16LAUGHTER

00:05:16And I think I've had a whiff of whatever Rob had.

00:05:19Yeah.

00:05:20At the age of ten?

00:05:21Yeah.

00:05:22You've got to make your own fun up North, Jude.

00:05:23Right.

00:05:25Chris, let's take a look at you in 2004.

00:05:28That's Mackenzie Crook.

00:05:29That's the real-life scarecrow that you were making a model of.

00:05:32LAUGHTER

00:05:33So I came third in a comedy competition

00:05:36and Mackenzie Crook gave me something, I don't know what.

00:05:41LAUGHTER

00:05:41Basically, I was asked for a photograph of me in 2004.

00:05:44And I'll be honest with you, keeping photographs has not been a priority.

00:05:48LAUGHTER

00:05:50So...

00:05:50LAUGHTER

00:05:51What I did was I just Googled...

00:05:54I Googled my own name and the year 2004.

00:05:58I've got me back in 2004.

00:06:00Yeah.

00:06:00This is a treat.

00:06:01LAUGHTER

00:06:03The shit you give her for having work done,

00:06:06your face has been fucking butchered.

00:06:09LAUGHTER

00:06:12There's...

00:06:13There's...

00:06:14Even my iPhone now goes,

00:06:15come on, mate, put the code in.

00:06:16Look at that!

00:06:17When you stop playing tennis,

00:06:19you just lose the fitness.

00:06:22Yeah.

00:06:22I can only imagine what he looks like.

00:06:25I imagine Jimmy looks like

00:06:26he's got his face permanently pressed up against a window.

00:06:29Bang on!

00:06:30Bang on!

00:06:31Do you know what confuses me, Jimmy?

00:06:33I don't think that you or I look any different.

00:06:36What?

00:06:37Than each other?

00:06:39I think, if anything, we need to get more work done.

00:06:42And...

00:06:42And we will.

00:06:45LAUGHTER

00:06:45And what about the weight loss?

00:06:46What are we doing here?

00:06:47Talk to me.

00:06:47You're too busy to exercise.

00:06:48You shooting up a bit of the Aussie P?

00:06:51LAUGHTER

00:06:52Shooting up?

00:06:53Yeah.

00:06:54I just take it socially, I can handle my fix.

00:06:56I just think it's really nice, looking at the year,

00:06:59that we can now finally steal life-saving medication

00:07:02from diabetics and use it to transform ourselves

00:07:05into Christina Aguilera.

00:07:08LAUGHTER

00:07:08Right, let's get on with the show.

00:07:10Our first round is all about the year's big headlines.

00:07:12Back in May, Rishi Sunak announced a general election

00:07:15while standing outside Downing Street in the pouring rain.

00:07:18That was a mistake, getting him wet, that is.

00:07:20I think that's how we shrunk him in the first place.

00:07:22LAUGHTER

00:07:23Is that real?

00:07:25No.

00:07:25Yeah, that's real.

00:07:25That cut, that's got to be fun.

00:07:27Sorry.

00:07:27No, it looks like the new borrower film.

00:07:30LAUGHTER

00:07:31There were some big losers on election night,

00:07:33none more so than Nigel Farage, who, as the results were announced,

00:07:36realised he'd have to spend the next five years in Clacton.

00:07:40LAUGHTER

00:07:41Sir Keir Starmer became the new Prime Minister.

00:07:43Good for him, I guess, but I can't help feeling somewhere in the Midlands

00:07:45there's an Asda missing its manager.

00:07:48LAUGHTER

00:07:50OK, who's up for some questions?

00:07:51Yeah.

00:07:52OK, question number one.

00:07:54Donald Trump appeared on the Joe Rogan podcast.

00:07:57On it, he revealed his favourite word in the dictionary.

00:08:00What was it?

00:08:01So, when Trump went on, Joe Rogan,

00:08:03he gave everyone his favourite word in the dictionary, what was it?

00:08:06Was it?

00:08:07Yeah.

00:08:07Seriously?

00:08:08I think so.

00:08:09What? Really?

00:08:10Yeah.

00:08:11I know it, but I don't know how to spell it.

00:08:14I know, but...

00:08:15We're dyslexic.

00:08:16Do we get more time?

00:08:17Yeah, we need...

00:08:18More time than the fellow who can't see his own writing.

00:08:20LAUGHTER

00:08:26We'll have the same amount of time Chris gets.

00:08:30Alright, next up,

00:08:32this machine was at the centre of a national scandal this year.

00:08:35Why?

00:08:36So, Chris, I'll describe the machine.

00:08:37It looks like if Keir Starmer was a PS2.

00:08:43It's like a till.

00:08:44It has a little screen with a keyboard below it,

00:08:46and then to the right, what looks like what prints out your receipt.

00:08:50LAUGHTER

00:08:51Rob, Judy, you won't be allowed to sit together if you're just going to giggle.

00:08:54LAUGHTER

00:08:54We're going to have to separate you.

00:08:56LAUGHTER

00:08:57The of us...

00:08:58The of us can spell!

00:09:02Oh!

00:09:03None of us can write either!

00:09:05That's what...

00:09:05Capital H.

00:09:08LAUGHTER

00:09:08Now, it wouldn't be the Big Fat Quiz without an appearance

00:09:11from the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School...

00:09:14...performing one of their unconventional school plays.

00:09:16Take a look.

00:09:18I don't like you anymore!

00:09:20I don't like you anymore!

00:09:22I don't like you anymore!

00:09:23Oh, no!

00:09:25What am I going to do now?

00:09:26My brother smells!

00:09:29Zen treats!

00:09:30Wah, wah, wah!

00:09:32Stop crying your heart out!

00:09:35Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap!

00:09:37Mr, Mr, will you ever get back with your naughty brother?

00:09:41I said, maybe.

00:09:42Don't look back in anger!

00:09:45OK, I like you again!

00:09:47I like you again, too!

00:09:50Yay!

00:09:53We won tickets!

00:09:55I've been in the queue for ages!

00:09:58I can't wait!

00:10:02I've got a lot of tickets!

00:10:05But they're so expensive!

00:10:08I will take ten!

00:10:10That will be a billion pounds, please!

00:10:17We made loads of money, our kid!

00:10:20Can I have some more?

00:10:22That one didn't you?

00:10:23Maybe!

00:10:24Yay!

00:10:27Lots, lots of luck!

00:10:30I'll go!

00:10:32Well, that was, of course, Oasis Reuniting.

00:10:34What I want to know is...

00:10:36What very brief response did Liam give to this fan's complaint

00:10:39about ticket prices on X?

00:10:42Didn't expect them to rip the fans off as much as they have done.

00:10:45It's genuinely a shame.

00:10:46What did Liam clap back with?

00:10:48Ooh!

00:10:49Shut up!

00:10:51That's just one.

00:10:52OK.

00:10:53We're going to have a What Happens Next bonus round now.

00:10:56I'm going to show you at the start of three clangers

00:10:58from world leaders this year.

00:11:00All you have to do is write down what happened next.

00:11:03Here's the first one.

00:11:05And now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine.

00:11:08Who do you think?

00:11:09So, we know the word, kind of.

00:11:12Well, can you stop saying we, because this is very much your answer.

00:11:15I still don't think it's a word.

00:11:17Right, so the word...

00:11:18OK.

00:11:18What's the word?

00:11:19It was something like...

00:11:22Triff.

00:11:23Ah!

00:11:24It was.

00:11:24And it means, like, it's about money.

00:11:27Triff.

00:11:27It's about...

00:11:28Oh, sir, pickles, sir.

00:11:30Triff.

00:11:31Triff.

00:11:32Triff.

00:11:32It was, like, FFT.

00:11:33Something like that.

00:11:34Triff.

00:11:35Triff.

00:11:36It was thruff.

00:11:38I'm going to go to Maisie.

00:11:39Chris knew it, and it's defo tariff.

00:11:42Tariff.

00:11:42That has made us even more...

00:11:45It was.

00:11:46It was something like, triff.

00:11:47You can't get a point for triff when the answer is tariff.

00:11:50Let me tell you something.

00:11:51Everybody has a different kind of, you know, tone in their voice.

00:11:55I'm saying the same thing.

00:11:57That's right.

00:11:58And it means something like money.

00:12:00Triff.

00:12:00Oh, actually, now you said that, you said to me tariff.

00:12:04Right.

00:12:04And I've spelled it wrong.

00:12:05Right.

00:12:05And I'm dyslexic, so...

00:12:07You can't blame your dyslexia or I know you pronounce words.

00:12:11Yeah.

00:12:12No, I've got two types of dyslexia, actually.

00:12:15How I write things and how I pronounce.

00:12:17Yeah.

00:12:17I wrote that.

00:12:20Did you get this, Richard, Catherine?

00:12:22We think that's wrong.

00:12:24What did you...

00:12:24What did you write?

00:12:25Juggers.

00:12:27Juggers.

00:12:28Oh, no.

00:12:29And Juggers, could you use that in a sentence, please, Richard?

00:12:31Here come the Juggers.

00:12:34LAUGHTER

00:12:34Is it tariff?

00:12:36Yeah, the answer is tariff.

00:12:38Points, points, no points.

00:12:40OK.

00:12:40All right.

00:12:41Yes, Judy.

00:12:42You can't give them triff.

00:12:44Listen, we're from South.

00:12:46I'm from South.

00:12:47I'm from South.

00:12:48That's how we speak.

00:12:49That's how we speak.

00:12:50I'm from South.

00:12:51Oh, for about a week, then you went to Norfolk, didn't you?

00:12:55How dare...

00:12:56What am I?

00:12:56Bernard Matthews?

00:12:57No, I didn't go to Norfolk.

00:12:58Where'd you go?

00:13:00Itwitch.

00:13:01LAUGHTER

00:13:03It's not like I chose it.

00:13:04Like everyone else in Itwitch, we were put there under duress.

00:13:08LAUGHTER

00:13:08And we're fighting it out.

00:13:11OK, let's take a look at his very insightful response

00:13:13on Joe Rogan's show.

00:13:15To me, the most beautiful word,

00:13:17and I've said this for the last couple of weeks,

00:13:18in the dictionary today and any...

00:13:21is the word...

00:13:23tariff.

00:13:24LAUGHTER

00:13:24It's more beautiful than love.

00:13:25It's more beautiful than anything.

00:13:27It's the most beautiful word.

00:13:30LAUGHTER

00:13:30Basie, where do you and Trump get your hair done?

00:13:32Oh, piss off!

00:13:33LAUGHTER

00:13:34I asked you why this computer made headlines.

00:13:37What did you get?

00:13:38Horizon.

00:13:38Yeah.

00:13:39Post Office Scandal.

00:13:41Post Office Scandal.

00:13:43I don't want to tell because we started to get worried

00:13:44that we weren't going to get a point for it.

00:13:46So he said, just put all of the words.

00:13:48LAUGHTER

00:13:49What did you write, Richard?

00:13:50Yeah, we put Sub Postmaster Scanner Fujitsu,

00:13:53I thought was what the company was.

00:13:55Yeah, it's the Sub Postmasters.

00:13:57I don't know what happened to the Dom Postmasters,

00:13:58but I think they were fine.

00:13:59LAUGHTER

00:14:01So, points, points, points.

00:14:02I asked you how Liam Gallagher responded to one fan's

00:14:04disgruntled ex-post about ticket prices.

00:14:07What did you get for this?

00:14:07We're going to have to do this in two parts.

00:14:09OK.

00:14:09I said, shut up, you.

00:14:11Bumbaclut.

00:14:13He does say Bumbaclut a surprising amount.

00:14:16He does.

00:14:17A lot.

00:14:17He does.

00:14:18He says it.

00:14:18More so than a 50-year-old white man from Manchester should.

00:14:21Yeah.

00:14:23What did you go for, Maisie, Chris?

00:14:24Just shut up.

00:14:25Brackets, nasal.

00:14:27Yeah.

00:14:28Richard, Catherine?

00:14:29I don't find you statements to be constructive.

00:14:33LAUGHTER

00:14:34LAUGHTER

00:14:37If only that were the correct answer.

00:14:40LAUGHTER

00:14:40Because I'm finding him to be more emotionally intelligent

00:14:43these days and reaching out and actually taking accountability,

00:14:46looking at himself and saying, OK, let's centre me in the conflict here.

00:14:51What am I bringing to it?

00:14:53LAUGHTER

00:14:54I wish she was my therapist.

00:14:57Well, after this, maybe.

00:14:59LAUGHTER

00:15:00OK.

00:15:00Well, let's take a look and see if you're right.

00:15:02So, he responded with...

00:15:03Oh!

00:15:05Sharp.

00:15:06Yeah?

00:15:06I've got some other excellent replies that Liam has given.

00:15:10He's a genuinely funny man.

00:15:12OK, here's another one.

00:15:13How does Peggy, his mother, feel about the reunion?

00:15:16Liam Gallagher, she's a guy, she couldn't get a ticket.

00:15:19LAUGHTER

00:15:21That's pretty funny.

00:15:22That is.

00:15:23Next one.

00:15:24Is this reunion a one-time cash grab

00:15:26or are you guys back for good and bringing a new album?

00:15:29Cash grab!

00:15:30LAUGHTER

00:15:31That's a great answer.

00:15:33And finally, Heaton Park, terrible venue for concerts.

00:15:36See you down the front, you big fanny.

00:15:38LAUGHTER

00:15:40All right, finally, I asked you for what happens next.

00:15:43OK, first off, you saw Joe Biden.

00:15:45What do you think Joe Biden said next?

00:15:48Um...

00:15:48Instead of the president of the Ukraine,

00:15:51he said Vladimir Putin.

00:15:52Yeah.

00:15:53That was a big story.

00:15:54Yeah.

00:15:54OK, well, did you get this?

00:15:55Yeah.

00:15:56Putin.

00:15:57OK, well, let's have a look.

00:15:58And now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine

00:16:01who has as much courage as he has determination.

00:16:05Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.

00:16:07LAUGHTER

00:16:08President Putin?

00:16:10Who can beat President Putin?

00:16:11President Zelensky.

00:16:13Oh, my God.

00:16:15It's bad.

00:16:15That is almost like doing a ting with someone

00:16:18and in the middle of it saying that the wrong name.

00:16:20Yeah.

00:16:20That's how uncomfortable that was.

00:16:22OK, the next one.

00:16:23Rishi Sunak, did you get this?

00:16:24Yeah.

00:16:25Sky TV.

00:16:26Yeah.

00:16:27Did you get this, Richard, Catherine?

00:16:28No, we didn't.

00:16:29We thought it was something else.

00:16:30I had to share a kayak.

00:16:33LAUGHTER

00:16:34I know, let's have a look.

00:16:35What did you go without as a child?

00:16:37We went out with lots of things, right?

00:16:39Cos my parents wanted to put everything into our education.

00:16:42So what sort of things had to be sacrificed?

00:16:44Lots of things, right?

00:16:46Can you give me an example of something?

00:16:47All sorts of things.

00:16:48Like, lots of people.

00:16:49There'll be all sorts of things that I would have wanted as a kid

00:16:51that I couldn't have, right?

00:16:53Famously, Sky TV.

00:16:56So that was something that we never had growing up, actually.

00:17:00LAUGHTER

00:17:01He had to go round to his friends to watch The Simpsons.

00:17:05And the last one.

00:17:06Keir Starmer, what do you all put?

00:17:07We got it.

00:17:09You got it?

00:17:10We even drawed...

00:17:11Rob even drawed a little sausage.

00:17:14Sausages?

00:17:14Yeah.

00:17:15Yeah.

00:17:16OK.

00:17:16Let's have a look at Keir Starmer.

00:17:17All parties to pull back from the brink.

00:17:23I call again for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza.

00:17:26The return of the sausages.

00:17:29The hostages.

00:17:31Maybe he's friendly with Joe Biden,

00:17:33and he was trying to take some of the heat off the Putin gaff.

00:17:36He said, I got you.

00:17:37I'm going to say sausages tomorrow.

00:17:40All right, I can tell you, at the end of that first round,

00:17:41the scores are...

00:17:43OK, well, Rob and Judy have got six.

00:17:44Yes.

00:17:44Amazing.

00:17:45Chris have got six.

00:17:46Richard and Catherine have three.

00:17:48Oh, great!

00:17:49Join us after the break, please.

00:17:50Otherwise, it's just me shouting at comedians.

00:17:52See you in five.

00:18:03Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz.

00:18:05We're appointment viewing, but sadly, that appointment is for a colonoscopy.

00:18:09Our next round is all about music.

00:18:11Taylor Swift's UK tour was said to have boosted the British economy

00:18:14by one billion pounds, and that was just at Claire's accessories.

00:18:19LAUGHTER

00:18:21Expresso by Sabrina Carpenter was the song of the summer.

00:18:23The song is about Sabrina's lover who can't get to sleep

00:18:26because he's thinking about her, and I can relate to that.

00:18:28I can't get to sleep thinking about my girlfriend.

00:18:30What if they find her?

00:18:32LAUGHTER

00:18:34All right, time for our music questions.

00:18:36You ready for this?

00:18:37Ooh!

00:18:37For our first question in the music round, it's over to Hollywood stars,

00:18:41Chiwetel Ejiofor and Leo Woodall.

00:18:43Ooh!

00:18:44Hi, Jimmy.

00:18:45Hi, Jimmy.

00:18:46In our new film, Bridget Jones, Mad About the Boy,

00:18:48Bridget returns to the dating scene to find a new man.

00:18:51And she's not the only one, as back in April,

00:18:54TikToker Megan Bonnie posted a song about looking for a man in finance.

00:18:58She listed three other must-haves in the lyrics.

00:19:02What were they?

00:19:03Jimmy, the one on the left, how tired is he?

00:19:06He's...

00:19:06Let's see that again.

00:19:08Leo Woodall on the left is very tired.

00:19:10Have another look.

00:19:11What's wrong with this guy?

00:19:13Here we go.

00:19:13What's his problem?

00:19:14What's his face?

00:19:15He's very sleepy.

00:19:15Who is he?

00:19:16Let's watch it again.

00:19:17What's his face?

00:19:18Hi, Jimmy.

00:19:19Hi, Jimmy.

00:19:19In our new film, Bridget Jones, Mad About the Boy,

00:19:22Bridget returns to the dating scene to find a new man.

00:19:25And she's not the only one.

00:19:26He's shattered.

00:19:27He's absolutely shattered.

00:19:29And Chiwetel's trying to give it lots of energy by doing like that.

00:19:33It's unbelievable.

00:19:35OK, so a woman posted a song where she was looking for a man in finance

00:19:38and it went viral.

00:19:40Can you name three other things that she was looking for in a man?

00:19:43Yes.

00:19:43OK.

00:19:43Yes.

00:19:44Of course we can.

00:19:45I just need to...

00:19:45Richard and I are looking for the same.

00:19:49Um...

00:19:49Things in the 6'5".

00:19:51Blue eyes.

00:19:53I can't get an arse on.

00:19:55Oh, you're a little bit quiet.

00:19:56It's because, Rob, the last one is the first one.

00:19:59Oh!

00:20:00Oh, yeah, you're right.

00:20:02Yeah.

00:20:02Think about the most important one.

00:20:05Five foot eight, big T for the average cock.

00:20:07Get it there.

00:20:08Oh!

00:20:09Oh!

00:20:10Oh!

00:20:11Oh!

00:20:13Next up, here are some vox pops of some very fashionable young people.

00:20:17All I want to know is what music trend of the year are they talking about?

00:20:21It's everything.

00:20:22Yeah.

00:20:22It's just like not caring.

00:20:24Do what you want.

00:20:24No holds fired.

00:20:25I think it's a little cheeky.

00:20:27Energy.

00:20:29A little bitchy, a little sleazy.

00:20:31It's like a state of mind.

00:20:33I feel like it's just like a plane of existence.

00:20:36Yeah.

00:20:36By the way, me and Judy are hitting form and we're hitting it hard.

00:20:39Yeah, this is good.

00:20:40Watch out.

00:20:41Yeah.

00:20:43OK, next up, Taylor Swift posted this image on Instagram back in September.

00:20:48Can you tell me why it was notable?

00:20:50So that's Taylor Swift there with her cat.

00:20:53Ah!

00:20:57And final question in this music round.

00:21:00This monkey made music headlines this year.

00:21:03Why?

00:21:04It's like a monkey in a tank top with, um, like, it looks like it's coming.

00:21:09That one.

00:21:11Like a big jizzing...

00:21:12As in arriving or ejaculating.

00:21:16What's the question?

00:21:17What's the question?

00:21:18A chest.

00:21:19You've asked that on every single question?

00:21:21I know, but we are a terrible team together.

00:21:23Why?

00:21:24We're having a great time, but we're not very efficient.

00:21:26At wicked time.

00:21:26This monkey made music headlines this year.

00:21:29Why?

00:21:30Oh, I know who that is.

00:21:31Oh, yes!

00:21:33Oh, my God, that's exciting!

00:21:35Ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:21:36I apologise if you're watching with a dog in the room,

00:21:38because that was quite, quite high pitch.

00:21:42OK, let's see how you got on.

00:21:44We asked you three things that Megan Bonnie was asking for

00:21:47in a man in finance.

00:21:48What did you put?

00:21:49I suggested, like, a family Spotify plan.

00:21:53And, um, Maisie...

00:21:55I had to intervene.

00:21:57I had to intervene.

00:21:58It's the...

00:21:59It's...

00:21:59I was asking for a man in finance.

00:22:01Uh, trust fund, six, five, blue eyes...

00:22:07I don't know what else, but those three.

00:22:09No, that's it.

00:22:09That's the three things, yeah.

00:22:10What's a trust fund?

00:22:11What's a trust fund?

00:22:13Well, let me explain.

00:22:15It's a offshore facility.

00:22:19Finally, something I know about.

00:22:22Did you get this, Rob?

00:22:23So we got...

00:22:24Go, right.

00:22:24Six, five, blue eyes, and, um...

00:22:26The way I say trust fund is...

00:22:29Finance.

00:22:29Yeah.

00:22:31Trust finance.

00:22:32Finance.

00:22:32So we wrote that, because it's a bit like tariff and tariff.

00:22:36So in the question I said, she was looking for a man in finance,

00:22:38what did you put?

00:22:39And you said finance.

00:22:40No, no, no.

00:22:41I put trust fund.

00:22:41Also a man.

00:22:42You might as well have written a man.

00:22:43No, I put trust fund.

00:22:44And the way I'll write it and say it is finance.

00:22:46Finance.

00:22:46Points?

00:22:47No points.

00:22:47Did you get this, Catherine?

00:22:48Yes, he did, of course.

00:22:50Yes.

00:22:50We also have others.

00:22:51It goes on to say moral relativism...

00:22:54LAUGHTER

00:22:54..can handle machinery and has own Oyster card.

00:22:59Here's the original.

00:23:00I'm looking for a man in finance.

00:23:02The trust fund.

00:23:03Six, five, blue eyes.

00:23:05Finance.

00:23:06Trust fund.

00:23:07Six, five, blue eyes.

00:23:09Oh, oh.

00:23:10Who says blue eyes like that?

00:23:12Blue eyes.

00:23:13That's the only one I've got out of those, friend.

00:23:16Nice blue eyes.

00:23:17David Guetta did a remix of that.

00:23:19I mean, she became a huge star off the back of it.

00:23:20Take a look.

00:23:21Looking for a man in finance.

00:23:23Trust fund.

00:23:24Six, five, blue eyes.

00:23:26Finance.

00:23:27Trust fund.

00:23:28But Richards, yours would go down very well too.

00:23:31Yeah, moral...

00:23:32Moral relativism.

00:23:33Could I get a clean track of it so that David Guetta can do the remix?

00:23:36OK.

00:23:37Moral relativism.

00:23:38Can handle machinery.

00:23:40Has an Oyster card.

00:23:42LAUGHTER

00:23:43That's a hit.

00:23:44I hear a hit.

00:23:46And he got a real name for it.

00:23:47Yeah.

00:23:49Oh.

00:23:49My.

00:23:50Gates.

00:23:52We're happy with that, are we?

00:23:53Yeah.

00:23:53Isn't that cool?

00:23:55Yeah.

00:23:56OK.

00:23:56Next up, I asked you what music trend people were describing.

00:23:58What did you put?

00:23:59Wagner.

00:24:05I did think it was Wagner.

00:24:08You thought they were describing Wagner?

00:24:12I mean, not well.

00:24:13No.

00:24:14What did you think this was?

00:24:16Rob, Judy?

00:24:16We wrote Brat Summer.

00:24:18Yeah.

00:24:19Maisie, Chris?

00:24:19We wrote just Brat.

00:24:21But, yeah, both.

00:24:22I don't know if they can get a point for just Brat.

00:24:25Sorry.

00:24:25No, I think it's Brat the concept.

00:24:27No, it is.

00:24:27You're right, Maisie.

00:24:28Brat is correct.

00:24:29If anything, Jimmy, Brat Summer is wrong.

00:24:30No, no, no, no.

00:24:32What?

00:24:33Brat Summer came from Brat.

00:24:35No.

00:24:36Brat isn't the contraction of Brat Summer?

00:24:39No.

00:24:39Brat came first before Brat Summer.

00:24:42Right.

00:24:42You have to have an understanding of Brat in order to have a Brat Summer.

00:24:45OK.

00:24:46Otherwise it's just a summer.

00:24:48What is Brat?

00:24:49What is Brat?

00:24:50What is Brat?

00:24:51I'll tell you what Brat is.

00:24:51What are those girls saying?

00:24:52I'll tell you what Brat is.

00:24:54It's just irritating.

00:24:54I'll tell you what Brat is.

00:24:55I was too busy thinking about when you said they all look warm.

00:24:58OK.

00:24:58Charlie XCX came, a recent album called Brat, and it was a huge sensation.

00:25:02She described Brat as being, you're just like that girl who is a little messy,

00:25:06and who likes to party and maybe say dumb things sometimes.

00:25:09Yeah.

00:25:09Who feels herself, but maybe also has a breakdown.

00:25:12But kind of, like, parties through it and is very honest, very blunt,

00:25:14a little bit volatile, like, does dumb things.

00:25:17Wow.

00:25:18That is a long-ass description.

00:25:21I think Joe Biden might have been having a Brat Summer.

00:25:24He said the Brat essentials are a pack of cigarettes, a Bic lighter,

00:25:27and a strappy white top with no bra.

00:25:28Yes.

00:25:29And you can have Brat and apply it to anything.

00:25:31You can have a Brat Summer, you can have a Brat school run.

00:25:34Oh, yes.

00:25:35Can you have a Brat shuttle launch?

00:25:37Yeah.

00:25:38I think, Joe, I think I had a Brat shit this morning.

00:25:43Silly, and it was...

00:25:44That's a brat burst.

00:25:45I had a breakdown half-way through, little Siggy, and in fact...

00:25:47But you party through it.

00:25:48I party through it.

00:25:50I party through it.

00:25:51Four more scrolls of TikTok, couple of wipes, I was off.

00:25:54Would you describe Wagner as Brat?

00:25:58I mean, Wagner certainly could be bratty.

00:26:02Yeah.

00:26:03Don't count this out to the edit immediately.

00:26:05I'm just saying, in terms of the edit, just sit with the material for a bit.

00:26:11And see if it sings.

00:26:15OK.

00:26:16I asked you why this Instagram post was so notable.

00:26:18What do you put?

00:26:19This was Taylor Swift and the cat.

00:26:20Oh, OK.

00:26:21Oh, yeah.

00:26:22That cat looks very healthy.

00:26:24Like, it eats well.

00:26:25Could it be a fake cat?

00:26:27No, that's a real-ass pussy.

00:26:29To be fair.

00:26:32If David Guetta wants the rights to that, have them.

00:26:35That...

00:26:36That guy is a trust fund and six foot five away from being the ideal cat.

00:26:39With blue eyes.

00:26:39Yeah.

00:26:40OK.

00:26:41Can you tell me why that photo was notable?

00:26:43The cat is missing its torso, but she's hiding it.

00:26:47Or is it because she called herself a catwoman and backed Kamala Harris?

00:26:50Yeah.

00:26:51Yeah.

00:26:51Because the Trump guy.

00:26:52That is the right answer, yes.

00:26:53She backed Kamala Harris because J.D. Vance, the vice presidential candidate,

00:26:57described democratic politicians as a bunch of childless cat ladies

00:27:00with miserable lives.

00:27:02Yeah.

00:27:02And in other news, J.D. Vance is now presenting Masterchef.

00:27:06LAUGHTER

00:27:08Did everyone get that?

00:27:10Yeah.

00:27:11OK, great.

00:27:11Finally, I asked you why this monkey made music headlines this year.

00:27:15Robbie Williams is a monkey, isn't he, in this film?

00:27:18Oh, there's a monkey who is Robbie Williams.

00:27:19Did he get a monkey to play him in his documentary?

00:27:22That's not a little girl.

00:27:23In a documentary?

00:27:24LAUGHTER

00:27:26What?

00:27:26No.

00:27:27Like, obviously...

00:27:28No!

00:27:29You thought that might be a documentary?

00:27:31No, let's have a look at a clip of the documentary about Robbie's life.

00:27:35I'm Robbie Williams.

00:27:38This is my story, but I'm not going to tell it in an ordinary way,

00:27:43because I don't see myself how others see me.

00:27:46For the next two hours, your ass is mine!

00:27:51Wow.

00:27:52Yeah, that's not a documentary, is it?

00:27:55LAUGHTER

00:27:55Wow.

00:27:56You've got a keen eye.

00:27:57No.

00:27:58If you had the film of your life, Jimmy, what animal would you get to play you?

00:28:02Cockroach.

00:28:04LAUGHTER

00:28:09Shots fired.

00:28:11Shots fired.

00:28:12Shots fired.

00:28:12I reckon if you froze Jimmy, he'd come back to life as well.

00:28:16LAUGHTER

00:28:16Oh, they've tried.

00:28:17Cockroach.

00:28:17If you kill him, they're going to easily come back more.

00:28:20Could you imagine?

00:28:21Hundreds of little Jimmys.

00:28:22Oh, yeah.

00:28:22Big heads, little bodies running up around the place.

00:28:25Yeah, yeah.

00:28:25It's like watching digital TV late at night.

00:28:27Jimmy's fucking everywhere.

00:28:30Nuclear holocaust, the only thing left is fucking Jimmy.

00:28:33LAUGHTER

00:28:36Him and 20,000 accountants scurrying around.

00:28:39LAUGHTER

00:28:43All right, let's have a look and see how you're doing.

00:28:45So, I could tell you, Richard, Catherine, you have seven points.

00:28:49Rob, Judy, you have nine points.

00:28:50Maisie and Chris are in the lead with ten.

00:28:52Excellent!

00:28:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:28:56Well, that's it for this part.

00:28:58As my girlfriend said when she walked in on me,

00:29:00covered in baby oil,

00:29:01doing the splits over a navy seal's chin,

00:29:04I think it's time for a break.

00:29:05See you in a bit.

00:29:07APPLAUSE

00:29:17Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz.

00:29:19Some people are already saying this is the biggest and best quiz

00:29:22we've ever done.

00:29:22And those people work in the Channel 4 press office.

00:29:26LAUGHTER

00:29:26This round is all about film and TV.

00:29:29The sequel to The Joker surprised many,

00:29:31as it was a musical.

00:29:32But if I want to see people wearing too much makeup

00:29:34and singing badly,

00:29:35I'll buy tickets to see The Sugar Babes.

00:29:37LAUGHTER

00:29:38You take that back!

00:29:40LAUGHTER

00:29:41It's going to get worse.

00:29:42Oh, God.

00:29:43The cinematic version of Wicked was released in November.

00:29:45But if I want to see angry witches fighting each other,

00:29:48I'll just watch Loose Women.

00:29:50LAUGHTER

00:29:53APPLAUSE

00:29:53I knew it.

00:29:54I knew it.

00:29:56I knew it.

00:29:57I knew it.

00:29:58I knew you was coming for us.

00:29:59That's why you never...

00:30:00You never come on the show.

00:30:01I'm the big star.

00:30:03Come on.

00:30:04LAUGHTER

00:30:05I love hearing your affirmations.

00:30:09LAUGHTER

00:30:10I'm a real boy.

00:30:12I'm a real boy.

00:30:14LAUGHTER

00:30:16It's financially questionable,

00:30:18but not illegal.

00:30:19It's financially...

00:30:20Sorry.

00:30:21LAUGHTER

00:30:23We had Rishi Sunak on.

00:30:25We had Rishi Sunak on.

00:30:27We had Rishi Sunak on.

00:30:27We had loads of unlikable people.

00:30:28You'd be fine.

00:30:30LAUGHTER

00:30:30OK, all right.

00:30:32I've got some film and TV questions for you.

00:30:34For our first question,

00:30:35it's over to Aidan Turner and Danny fucking Dyer.

00:30:38Hi, Jimmy.

00:30:39Hi, Jimmy.

00:30:40In our new show, Rivals,

00:30:42things get a little bit saucy,

00:30:44but not as saucy as one of the quotes of the year,

00:30:47which was...

00:30:47For me, I always take it from the back

00:30:50because it's got that lovely crispy rim,

00:30:52so I'm going to get in there.

00:30:54And that's just the best bit.

00:30:56Proper filth.

00:30:57All we want to know is who said it

00:30:59and what on earth were they talking about?

00:31:02This is how you do it!

00:31:03That is how you read the fucking quid!

00:31:05APPLAUSE

00:31:08That's how you do it.

00:31:09Much better.

00:31:12That was proper.

00:31:13I actually knew it was going on.

00:31:14That was so good my chair collapsed.

00:31:16LAUGHTER

00:31:18I had no idea how to get back off.

00:31:19You look like Rishi Sunak now, going to...

00:31:23I've got no Sky TV!

00:31:25I've got no Sky TV!

00:31:26I've got no Sky TV!

00:31:27There's a person that's panicking!

00:31:29LAUGHTER

00:31:30Are we going to get you out?

00:31:31I don't like how the phone seems coming out.

00:31:32If you could reach over and pump him up.

00:31:34It's gone.

00:31:35I can pump...

00:31:35This won't look at all questionable.

00:31:38LAUGHTER

00:31:40I don't need that gif in my life.

00:31:43Katherine, I think we already have the meme.

00:31:46LAUGHTER

00:31:47OK.

00:31:48Aidan Turner and Danny Dyer wanted to know

00:31:49who said this and what were they talking about.

00:31:51For me, I always take it from the back

00:31:53because it's got that lovely crispy rim,

00:31:55so I'm going to get in there

00:31:56and that's just the best bit.

00:31:58So, what were they talking about?

00:31:59OK.

00:32:00Next, here's a clip from a baffling event

00:32:02in New York back in October.

00:32:03Just tell me what's going on.

00:32:04Oh, my god.

00:32:06You're not saying that will be really good.

00:32:09I don't know.

00:32:11...

00:32:12N-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A

00:32:16-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A.

00:32:17Guys, clear it out.

00:32:18I think that would be my...

00:32:20No, I did.

00:32:21In that video, Chris, there's a bunch of guys

00:32:23that all look sort of similar.

00:32:26Yeah.

00:32:27It's like a gathering of hipsters.

00:32:30The spelling's got well out of that, dear.

00:32:34All right, next up a TV show of the year went viral for its unique audio descriptions

00:32:38I'm gonna play in the audio description of an iconic scene. All I want to know is what is the

00:32:42show?

00:32:43Let's have a listen to the eloquent and very evocative audio. Oh finally a fucking video I can do

00:32:51You just play me one of a look-alike competitions

00:32:55Okay, well here's one for you Chris

00:32:58He presses his lips to hers and flattening her against the back of her seat

00:33:03His hand slides up her skirt coming to rest at her hip

00:33:07She grips his lapel as they kiss fervently

00:33:11He pulls back and slowly slips one of her puffed sleeves down along the creamy skin of her shoulder

00:33:17He brushes his lips over her throat and the yielding flesh below

00:33:21Oh

00:33:30I literally just finished writing Greg Wallace inside the factory

00:33:36Oh

00:33:40Okay, what show was being described there what scene in what show okay for our final question we have a

00:33:45real treat

00:33:46She's a genuine Hollywood star. Please welcome. Well, I'm gonna go and get her when I go. I'm gonna go

00:33:50and get Peggy

00:33:52Peggy

00:33:52Yeah, where's Peggy?

00:33:55Oh, it's a dog!

00:33:56I've got Peggy

00:33:57It's a circle!

00:33:59Like Jimmy's holding it in both arms

00:34:01Hello Peggy!

00:34:03Tongue's hanging outside of its mouth

00:34:04I love Peggy!

00:34:06She's such a cute arm

00:34:07So Peggy was the star this year of a big movie name the role she played now Chris you can't

00:34:13see her

00:34:13So do you want to touch her face like you're Lionel Richie in hello?

00:34:17Chris, I'm gonna intervene here and say whatever you do do not touch that fucking dog

00:34:23Maisie is just jealous because someone's got the same haircut as Peggy

00:34:36So this so so hang on I'm gonna I'm gonna bring her over here

00:34:40You genuinely bring so Chris is a real dog. Yeah, it's a beautiful dog

00:34:43So if you just put your hand on it, I'll give you give me give me the hand there

00:34:45Oh my goodness

00:34:48Now I know Chris that feels like a ball sack, but now I'm gonna now I'm gonna let you touch

00:34:53the dog

00:34:55This way you get your hair from

00:34:59Oh

00:35:00Okay, so we'll do the answers. I mean, I'm absolutely in love with Peggy

00:35:05She's doing a little purr

00:35:07No, this is starting to make you look normal Jimmy

00:35:11Okay, all right, let's go to answers for me

00:35:13I always take it from the back because it's got that lovely crispy rim

00:35:16So I'm gonna get in there and that's just the best bit who said that we put Jamie Oliver on

00:35:21a cooking show talking about a roast bird

00:35:23Yeah, and what have you got?

00:35:25We knew it was Jamie Oliver. We weren't sure exactly what food and you've said Jamie Oliver

00:35:30But I didn't know points points points. Have a look at this very erotic moment. Let's have a try

00:35:37Now for me I always take it from the back because it's got that lovely crispy rim

00:35:41So I'm gonna get in there and that's just the best bit honestly

00:35:47Oh

00:35:51He knew didn't he sure

00:35:53Okay, all right, so you're gonna eat the end anyway, so just wait your turn Jay

00:35:58Next I showed you a clip of an event taking place in New York and asked you what the event

00:36:01was

00:36:02What do you all think? Well, we said look-alike and then Judy's written Timothee Chalamet Lola

00:36:08Oh, I love that song

00:36:24Oh, I love that song

00:36:26Maisie, Chris

00:36:31We guessed Bridgerton because they shag a lot

00:36:35Did you get Bridgerton?

00:36:37It was the steamy carriage scene of Bridgerton and finally asked you my new best friend Peggy

00:36:42Who do you think she played?

00:36:44Citizen Kane

00:36:47Deadpool, both police officers

00:36:49And who did she play?

00:36:50The dog bit

00:36:51The police officer

00:36:52Maisie, what did you write?

00:36:54The ball sack in Saltburn 2

00:36:58Peggy was of course dog pool in Deadpool vs. Wolverine

00:37:01Say bye Peggy

00:37:02Bye Peggy

00:37:03Bye Peggy, I love Peggy

00:37:05Oh my god, this is the best bit of the show by thigh-ing on

00:37:07Oh, God bless her

00:37:08She's amazing

00:37:10Is she British? Is Peggy British or has she flown in?

00:37:14She's British

00:37:14Oh, is she? Well done

00:37:16Respect

00:37:16Local talent

00:37:20Now it's time for a special bonus round

00:37:22I'm going to show you scenes from films released this year

00:37:25Which have been subtly improved with an appearance from me

00:37:28Just name the film

00:37:29I want the exact title of the film

00:37:31First up, take a look

00:37:33Blowing down

00:37:36Someone left the cake out in the rain

00:37:40I don't think that I can take it

00:37:43Cause it took so long to bake it

00:37:46And I'll never have that recipe again

00:37:50Oh no

00:37:56This is amazing

00:37:59Thank you

00:38:00Thank you

00:38:01Thank you

00:38:02Rob did not know that the faces had been changed

00:38:07Who did you think it was?

00:38:08At one point I saw Kate Nash

00:38:11I was like, I've never seen any of these actors

00:38:14They're technically

00:38:15OK, that's the first one

00:38:16Here's the second one

00:38:17What a question

00:38:18Jimmy, you have got such a transferable face

00:38:21I know, you only got transferred on a week ago

00:38:23Oh the fuck

00:38:25LAUGHTER

00:38:26LAUGHTER

00:38:28APPLAUSE

00:38:29OK, here's the second one

00:38:30Take a look

00:38:49WHIP THE SPACE

00:38:59WHIP THE SPACE

00:39:04Among us

00:39:05And mine are 172

00:39:08APPLAUSE

00:39:11You just look so good with the bed

00:39:13Oh no, this is me looking good

00:39:15The third one is highly sexualised content

00:39:17Take a look

00:39:19Thank you so much everybody

00:39:22I'll see you next week

00:39:24Oh

00:39:27And in the meantime

00:39:29Take care of yourself

00:39:33BUZZ

00:39:35BUZZ

00:39:37BUZZ

00:39:39BUZZ

00:39:42BUZZ

00:39:44BUZZ

00:39:47BUZZ

00:39:48BUZZ

00:39:49BUZZ

00:39:50BUZZ

00:39:51APPLAUSE

00:39:51Thank you, thank you

00:39:52Thank you

00:39:53So, have you got three films?

00:39:55Yes

00:39:55What did you think the first one was?

00:39:57Katherine and Richard?

00:39:58Beetlejuice 2

00:39:59Oh...

00:40:00Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

00:40:01Correct answer

00:40:02Oh, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

00:40:03We've gone for Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

00:40:05And you've written the second Beetlejuice over the first one, have you?

00:40:08The thing is

00:40:08There weren't enough time, there weren't enough space

00:40:10Chris, Maisie?

00:40:12Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

00:40:13Beetlejuice

00:40:13No points all round, OK

00:40:14Yes, thank you

00:40:15All right, let's have a look at how it should have looked

00:40:18LAUGHTER

00:40:18Wow

00:40:19That's scary

00:40:20I think it's better with me

00:40:21Yeah

00:40:22Yeah

00:40:23Next one, what did you get?

00:40:24Mad Max

00:40:24Oh!

00:40:25But Mad Max what?

00:40:27Furioso

00:40:28Mad Max, Furiosa is the right answer, did you get this?

00:40:30Yeah

00:40:31Yeah, I wrote Mad Max and I just went Furioso in the middle

00:40:33In the middle

00:40:34That's my interpretation, Furioso

00:40:36Yeah, look, there's the F

00:40:38Ignore the Dune too, I believe

00:40:42That's a tricky one

00:40:42I just went Furioso

00:40:44Yeah

00:40:45OK, Furiosa's the name of the film, so points, no points, no points

00:40:48Sorry, sorry, we were the only ones that put Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

00:40:52We have had Trif all night

00:40:54Oh

00:40:55We have had, we have had injustice after injustice

00:40:58Yeah, they should get a point and we should get a point too

00:41:00LAUGHTER

00:41:02All right, we'll give it to you, we'll give you Mad Max, fine

00:41:04Thank you

00:41:05OK, what was the last one?

00:41:06Jimmy, I'm losing respect for you

00:41:07Yeah

00:41:07You're just giving out points willy-nilly at this point

00:41:09He gave us a point, though

00:41:10Good, good decision

00:41:11Good decision, he was brilliant

00:41:13LAUGHTER

00:41:14Let's, let's have a look at the Mad Max

00:41:16Ooh

00:41:17Furiosa, there you go, that's what they look like

00:41:18Mad Max

00:41:19Oh, that's scary

00:41:20And this guy's got a foiter

00:41:21And the last one?

00:41:22The Substance

00:41:24Yes, The Substance

00:41:25Oh, yeah, is that with Demi Moore?

00:41:27Yeah

00:41:27Oh, I met her the other day

00:41:29You met her the other day?

00:41:30Yeah

00:41:30Wow

00:41:31She was a big fan

00:41:32What was she like?

00:41:35Who did she think you were?

00:41:38Oprah

00:41:39Yeah, that's very

00:41:39LAUGHTER

00:41:42And can you talk to us about her face and body?

00:41:45Do you know what I was going to say?

00:41:46Her face, her skin was immaculate

00:41:48Oh

00:41:49She looked amazing

00:41:49It was tight

00:41:50It was so clear and smooth

00:41:52She had a lovely

00:41:53This is not a question I asked, so

00:41:55Oh, thank you

00:41:56So the fact that I met the person

00:41:58Did you get this?

00:41:58Did you

00:42:00Did you get this?

00:42:01She said

00:42:02Right, though

00:42:02Did you get the

00:42:03Did you get it right, though?

00:42:04What did you write, though?

00:42:06I

00:42:06But what did you write?

00:42:07Demi Moore

00:42:08But what?

00:42:09Demi Moore

00:42:09Right, so I'm dyslexic

00:42:11And that says Demi Moore

00:42:13In

00:42:14The Substance

00:42:16It really does look like Devil Wears Prada, too

00:42:19No

00:42:20I can tell you, it was The Substance

00:42:23So let's see what that's done to the scores

00:42:25Richard and Catherine have 13

00:42:27Yes

00:42:27Rob and Judy have 15

00:42:29Amazing Chris have 16

00:42:30That's all of us

00:42:30Yes, we're going to get

00:42:31We are blessing this, mate

00:42:33Well, we're not actually emotional

00:42:35We are

00:42:36We're going to take a quick break now

00:42:37While Catherine tops up on The Substance

00:42:39See you in five

00:42:41APPLAUSE

00:42:51Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz

00:42:53Where six comedians answer questions

00:42:55Questions like

00:42:56Where were you between nine and ten

00:42:57On the night of the party

00:42:59And how did you meet P Diddy

00:43:02This next round is all about science and technology

00:43:04In July, Elon Musk officially endorsed Donald Trump

00:43:07Just goes to show, behind every twat, there's an arsehole

00:43:12We can only hope that Elon Musk is playing the long game

00:43:15And planning on sending Trump to Mars

00:43:18Time for some more questions from the world of science and technology

00:43:20For your first question, it's over to film star David Johnson

00:43:24Hi, Jimmy

00:43:25Earlier this year, I played the synthetic person Andy in Alien Romulus

00:43:29So when Elon Musk unveiled an army of robots at an event back in October

00:43:33I was very curious

00:43:35One of the robots was asked what the hardest thing about being a robot is

00:43:39Can your teams tell me what it said?

00:43:42So David wants to know what Elon Musk's robot said was the hardest thing about being a robot

00:43:46Yeah

00:43:46Yeah, we've got some footage of the event, have a look at the event

00:43:48And we've made a lot of progress

00:43:53With the optimist

00:43:55No, but do you not look at that?

00:44:12Okay

00:44:12Surely they missed opportunity to get the robots to do the robots

00:44:15You would have thought that would be the best thing.

00:44:17Yeah.

00:44:18Alright, for the next question, it's over to Hollywood director Richard Curtis.

00:44:22Hi, Jimmy. In my new film, That Christmas,

00:44:24we see a cluster of tales of love, family and friendship

00:44:29all kicked off kilter by a blizzard hitting a seaside town.

00:44:33Speaking of which, 2024 was a big year for weather phenomena,

00:44:37but people in the UK complained about missing

00:44:39a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity back in May

00:44:43because they couldn't see something with the naked eye.

00:44:47Can your teams tell me what it was?

00:44:49The real question is, what happened to Richard Curtis's body?

00:44:52Someone's nickname. Yeah.

00:44:53He's just a floating edge!

00:44:56I don't feel like I can ask Chris what people might be angry about

00:45:00not seeing with the naked eye.

00:45:03Richard wants to know what once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

00:45:05people complained about back in May

00:45:07because they couldn't see it with the naked eye.

00:45:09He gave me a nice present once.

00:45:12LAUGHTER

00:45:13Was it a reel of film from Love Actually put in a little keychain?

00:45:17I didn't know. I thought it was special.

00:45:18Yeah, it dishes them out to everyone. I've got one.

00:45:20LAUGHTER

00:45:21The problem is, I thought it was like a stalker.

00:45:24You thought he was a stalker?

00:45:25Well, I got the gift and I didn't know who was from and I'd called the place and...

00:45:30It's a weird little trinket, bro.

00:45:32Got my doors changed, my locks, all kind of stuff.

00:45:35You got a gift from Richard Curtis and you got the locks changed and called the place?

00:45:38LAUGHTER

00:45:38I didn't know his signature and the film bit said, you are...

00:45:42What's the bit when he's standing out?

00:45:45To me, you're perfect.

00:45:45Yeah, so it said, to me you're perfect.

00:45:47I've seen a scribble on it and I've seen my name.

00:45:50So someone said, to me you're perfect.

00:45:51You went, well, this guy's clearly a nutter.

00:45:53LAUGHTER

00:45:54OK, have a listen to this audio clip of Michael Parkinson.

00:45:57What's unusual about it?

00:45:59Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

00:46:01Today, my guest is a man whose journey from a young boy with dreams in Florida to a global

00:46:06music sensation has been nothing short of extraordinary.

00:46:09He's an artist with a keen business acumen, a TikTok phenomenon and a devoted father.

00:46:14OK, so what's unusual about that clip of Michael Parkinson?

00:46:17Finally, what connects these three things?

00:46:19Thousands of flight cancellations back in July, a backlog of GP appointments

00:46:23and a blackout in Times Square.

00:46:26Something happened.

00:46:27I know what happened.

00:46:28What happened?

00:46:29You don't know the question, so how do you know the answer?

00:46:31I know.

00:46:32Yeah, but you can't know...

00:46:33You can't get...

00:46:34You don't know the question.

00:46:35You ask them again.

00:46:35No, I'm not going to ask them again.

00:46:37You ask them.

00:46:37You've been in the game longer than you.

00:46:39Um, Katherine wanted to know the question again.

00:46:42Katherine, didn't you?

00:46:43Yes, I did.

00:46:44Oh.

00:46:45God, guys.

00:46:46Come on, Katherine.

00:46:48Judy, I'm going to ask the question again.

00:46:49Can you pay attention?

00:46:50Sorry.

00:46:51OK, finally, what connects these three?

00:46:53Flight cancellations back in July, a backlog of GP appointments and a blackout in

00:46:58Times Square.

00:46:59OK.

00:47:00All right, you ready for answers?

00:47:01Absolutely.

00:47:02I think so.

00:47:02I asked you, what did Elon Musk's Tesla robot say was the hardest thing about being a robot?

00:47:07What did you think?

00:47:08Well, it's the same thing you struggled with, Jimmy.

00:47:09It was learning how to be human.

00:47:11LAUGHTER

00:47:13What are feelings?

00:47:15LAUGHTER

00:47:16OK, so what have you got for this?

00:47:18We've got, yeah, trying, learning, be like humans.

00:47:21Yeah.

00:47:21We've got the same kind of thing.

00:47:22They're trying to be human.

00:47:23Why are they even trying to make robots act human in the first place?

00:47:26Well, they saw Jimmy and the idea came of...

00:47:29Yeah.

00:47:29This is what...

00:47:30LAUGHTER

00:47:31I can't...

00:47:32Do you know, I want you to be in Black Mirror, like one of those shows.

00:47:36You would be...

00:47:37I think you could...

00:47:38You could be like Peggy, right?

00:47:41LAUGHTER

00:47:42And be one of our national treasures taking over Hollywood.

00:47:48Something about robots and the ugliest dog in the world has made you think this guy.

00:47:52Yeah.

00:47:53Why are you here?

00:47:54Yeah.

00:47:58OK, should we take a look at a clip of this?

00:48:00Yeah.

00:48:00Go on then.

00:48:01What's the hardest thing about being a robot?

00:48:05Uh...

00:48:06Trying to learn how to be as human as you guys are.

00:48:10LAUGHTER

00:48:12I am not going to be single for long.

00:48:16LAUGHTER

00:48:17Imagine what setting you could get that to as well.

00:48:19What?

00:48:24Can we have that face again?

00:48:26That's...

00:48:26Yeah.

00:48:27There's been a power surge in South London.

00:48:30Judy's on the Tesla.

00:48:32Dirty sir.

00:48:33LAUGHTER

00:48:34What's the hardest thing about being Judy's robot?

00:48:36My dick.

00:48:38LAUGHTER

00:48:39OK.

00:48:40All right, points all round.

00:48:41Richard Curtis wanted to know what once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

00:48:44people complained about missing.

00:48:46What have you all put?

00:48:46Northern Lights.

00:48:48Oh!

00:48:49Northern Lights.

00:48:49Yeah, I saw this.

00:48:50So, I don't know what happened, but some people could see the...

00:48:54Aroreola...

00:48:54Borealis.

00:48:55Aroreola.

00:48:56And then some people couldn't...

00:48:58Aroreola Borealis.

00:48:59Yeah.

00:49:00And I don't know, like, from the could-sees and the could-nots,

00:49:02did you have to be up high?

00:49:03Is it too cloudy?

00:49:13It's bollocks.

00:49:15Several times.

00:49:15Seeing it in the UK was kind of the once-in-a-lifetime thing.

00:49:18Yeah, but it doesn't look like that.

00:49:18When you look at it, it only looks like that if you've got a good camera,

00:49:21because lenses are better than your eyes, it's pointless.

00:49:24So you might as well just look at the photo.

00:49:25Rob, who hurt you?

00:49:27LAUGHTER

00:49:27If I tell you weren't me, a trip to Iceland that cost me about 800 quid,

00:49:30and I saw fuck off.

00:49:31Yeah.

00:49:32Well, normally, if you want to see the Aurora Borealis,

00:49:35you've got to squat over a mirror.

00:49:37Oh, Jimmy, really?

00:49:39Ha!

00:49:40Ha!

00:49:41Ha!

00:49:41Have you just had so much work done that your bumhole is now green and pink?

00:49:45LAUGHTER

00:49:46I don't know if that would be work done, but, yeah, maybe.

00:49:49All right, take a look at these guys who thought they'd seen the Northern Lights.

00:49:52How have we been capished?

00:49:55How have we been capished?

00:49:56Before the Northern Lights is fucking building.

00:50:01Yeah, they thought they'd seen the Aurora Borealis,

00:50:04it turned out to be a premiere in.

00:50:05LAUGHTER

00:50:06That's what this set is modelled after.

00:50:09The premiere in.

00:50:11LAUGHTER

00:50:11I knew I'd seen it before.

00:50:14LAUGHTER

00:50:14Is it a buffet breakfast here or is it, like, a full-in there short?

00:50:19LAUGHTER

00:50:19What do I do?

00:50:20It's a buffet.

00:50:22OK.

00:50:23I asked you what was unique about an audio clip of Michael Parkinson?

00:50:26He's dead.

00:50:27LAUGHTER

00:50:28What a way to find out!

00:50:31He's been dead ages, haven't he?

00:50:33Exactly.

00:50:33That's why.

00:50:34What is it, Judy?

00:50:35It's AI podcast.

00:50:37Well, yeah, we've put his dead...

00:50:39Is it AI?

00:50:39Well, it's got to be AI.

00:50:40It's AI.

00:50:41It's AI.

00:50:41I'm getting interviewed about it in the new year.

00:50:43Are you?

00:50:44Yeah.

00:50:45Well, I figured, well, everyone's just a fucking voice to me, aren't they?

00:50:47So...

00:50:49LAUGHTER

00:50:54It's interesting, aren't they?

00:50:55It is.

00:50:55It sounds exactly like him, doesn't it?

00:50:56He does.

00:50:57Yeah.

00:50:58So he's just...

00:50:58Have you got a clip of it, Jimmy?

00:51:00We've just heard it.

00:51:02LAUGHTER

00:51:10That's how we do the answer.

00:51:12Because we heard it.

00:51:13That's how we do the answer, Judy.

00:51:15Oh, my God.

00:51:17Can we hear the clip?

00:51:20LAUGHTER

00:51:21Finally, I asked you what linked thousands of flight cancellations, a backlog of GP appointments,

00:51:26and a blackout in Times Square.

00:51:27What did you all think?

00:51:28It was the Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest.

00:51:31LAUGHTER

00:51:32Especially the GP appointments.

00:51:34Yeah.

00:51:35Especially those.

00:51:36We've got cyber hack, attack, hackers, computers, internet, bitches.

00:51:41Yeah.

00:51:42Well, I don't know why you wrote that.

00:51:43Why are we called...?

00:51:43Brawl bound Wi-Fi.

00:51:45Yeah.

00:51:46LAUGHTER

00:51:46They're all sort of connected words, but not quite the story.

00:51:49What did you get?

00:51:51Crowdstrike, which is the name of the company that went down.

00:51:53It was, of course, the Crowdstrike Microsoft outage.

00:51:57Now, don't we get one for cyber attack?

00:51:58No, it wasn't a cyber attack.

00:51:59No, but it was an internet company...

00:52:01It wasn't a cyber attack.

00:52:02It wasn't a cyber attack.

00:52:04It wasn't a cyber attack.

00:52:04It wasn't.

00:52:05It wasn't a software update.

00:52:06They did the software update and broke everything in the world.

00:52:09Oh.

00:52:10Yeah.

00:52:10Well, it's cyber, innit?

00:52:11No, Judy, fair play.

00:52:12Fair play.

00:52:13We ain't got that.

00:52:15No, OK.

00:52:16So, points.

00:52:18No points, no points.

00:52:19OK, now it's time for a special bonus round.

00:52:21This is the part of the show where I introduce a mystery guest.

00:52:24All you need to do is tell me who they are.

00:52:26However, you can only ask yes or no questions.

00:52:28Please welcome my mystery guests.

00:52:30OK.

00:52:38It's a pleasure to see you.

00:52:40Now, they obviously don't know who you are.

00:52:42They're going to ask yes or no questions.

00:52:44Please, how about it?

00:52:45Did you audition for Birds of the Feather?

00:52:47Right, can we at least...

00:52:49LAUGHTER

00:52:51LAUGHTER

00:52:53Are you two super viral famous?

00:52:57Ooh.

00:52:58It doesn't help if you just nod your head.

00:53:00Oh, my God!

00:53:02It helps everyone else.

00:53:03Yes.

00:53:04Was you the lady hanging out the window with your breasts showing?

00:53:08LAUGHTER

00:53:12LAUGHTER

00:53:14LAUGHTER

00:53:16LAUGHTER

00:53:17LAUGHTER

00:53:20APPLAUSE

00:53:20OK.

00:53:21OK, so this is...

00:53:22I'm just going to tell you something.

00:53:24Well done, Judy.

00:53:24We've really fucked the mystery guest round.

00:53:27LAUGHTER

00:53:28I've got to say, that's the best interrogation scene I've ever seen.

00:53:32LAUGHTER

00:53:32No, no, no, no, no.

00:53:33Are you in Birds of the Feather?

00:53:35LAUGHTER

00:53:36And then immediately the right answer.

00:53:38LAUGHTER

00:53:38I'm just going to say, that stands.

00:53:40You know what?

00:53:40That needs to run in one continuous shot.

00:53:43LAUGHTER

00:53:44You've just...

00:53:45You've just got cinema, Jimmy, and you're questioning it.

00:53:47LAUGHTER

00:53:48Sometimes magic happens, just celebrates it.

00:53:50First Catherine said viral video, and I just thought,

00:53:53what was the best...

00:53:54It was the...

00:53:55Has anyone seen it?

00:53:56No.

00:53:56It was the...

00:53:57Honestly, I love you girls.

00:53:59It was the...

00:54:00I pissed myself being my friend.

00:54:02You pissed yourself?

00:54:02What's that?

00:54:03She pissed down herself.

00:54:04Your tits are great, girl.

00:54:06They would help you out.

00:54:06Only that way up, not this way.

00:54:08It would be so different.

00:54:10LAUGHTER

00:54:11Can we explain what happens in the video?

00:54:12So, Chris is here now.

00:54:14Chris is blind.

00:54:14So, can you explain exactly what happened?

00:54:16Oh, Jesus, Chris.

00:54:19So, you were locked out, and you tried to get in...

00:54:21There was one top little window open,

00:54:24and the brains of the operation next to me decided to hoof me through that.

00:54:29Oh.

00:54:30Which I got stuck...

00:54:31Head first.

00:54:32...on my tyres, and peed around my neck.

00:54:36What?

00:54:37While I was hanging like a bat.

00:54:38Yeah.

00:54:39So, you're upside down, shirt off, boobs out.

00:54:41Boobs out.

00:54:42And then you pissed up yourself.

00:54:44It killed in my collarbone.

00:54:46It killed in my collarbone.

00:54:46Wait a minute.

00:54:47It killed in my collarbone.

00:54:47Sorry, sorry.

00:54:48Excuse me.

00:54:49We lost a detail there.

00:54:50It...

00:54:50The urine pulled where?

00:54:52In my collarbone.

00:54:52Oh, how lovely.

00:54:54Well, we've all been there.

00:54:55Hang on.

00:54:56Imagine the audio description.

00:54:58A warm, golden liquid caresses her breasts.

00:55:01LAUGHTER

00:55:04I think we know who it is.

00:55:06LAUGHTER

00:55:06I'm going to say points all round, because...

00:55:09Whoa!

00:55:10Whoa!

00:55:10No, no, no, no!

00:55:11No, Jimmy!

00:55:12We'll write down your answer, then.

00:55:14Let's see if the others get it right.

00:55:15LAUGHTER

00:55:17Jimmy!

00:55:17We'll never get it.

00:55:18She's not seen it.

00:55:19He's not seen a computer.

00:55:20He's doing it.

00:55:21He's crying.

00:55:22No.

00:55:22He's had no idea.

00:55:24This is a stand-off situation, right?

00:55:27They've never even seen...

00:55:28I just stood up in heels.

00:55:29Judy Love.

00:55:30You just stood up in heels.

00:55:32Well, I deserve...

00:55:33I just stood up in heels.

00:55:35Can I have a point?

00:55:37LAUGHTER

00:55:38You get my point, girl.

00:55:40You get my point.

00:55:42Yeah.

00:55:44So, all right.

00:55:45We'll just give the points to you, then, Judy, if you want to be greedy.

00:55:47That is fair, yeah.

00:55:48Let's have a look.

00:55:48It's magnificent.

00:55:49I can't wait to see that.

00:55:50OK, so here we go.

00:55:51Oh, yeah, I'll get you up there, no problem.

00:55:53What could go wrong?

00:55:56Oh, my God.

00:56:11I can't hold it any longer.

00:56:13I'll just have a piss up myself.

00:56:17And then...

00:56:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:56:31What have you done to commemorate this?

00:56:33That's done.

00:56:34You've got tattoos done?

00:56:35Of what have you upside down?

00:56:37Let's have a look.

00:56:38No.

00:56:39Where's...

00:56:39Where's the tattoo?

00:56:40Yeah.

00:56:42What...

00:56:42What are we...

00:56:44Hang on.

00:56:44Here it comes.

00:56:46Oh, my God.

00:56:49Oh, that is...

00:56:52She's got her tits on her leg.

00:56:57She has got your tits on her leg.

00:57:00Let's see what that's done to the scores.

00:57:02I can tell you, well, Richard and Catherine have 16.

00:57:05Rob and Judy have 19.

00:57:07Maisie and Chris also have 19.

00:57:08Neck and neck.

00:57:09Ooh.

00:57:10That's it for this part.

00:57:11Thank you to Lisa and Lisa.

00:57:13See you after the break.

00:57:14That was fantastic.

00:57:15Thank you so much.

00:57:26Welcome back to The Big Back Whiz,

00:57:27the show that really makes you think,

00:57:29mainly it makes you think,

00:57:30really, is that this year?

00:57:31Huh.

00:57:32Our next round is all about people.

00:57:34It was the year of Biden and Trump.

00:57:36Trump won the US election.

00:57:38And there was a certain poetic justice.

00:57:40Trump got rid of Americans' abortion rights

00:57:42and now Americans can't get rid of him.

00:57:46On the upside, Trump wears so much fake tan,

00:57:48he's technically the second person of colour

00:57:50to become president.

00:57:53Right, time for more questions.

00:57:55This image of a man made headlines back in March.

00:57:57Why?

00:57:58If Chris gets this and we don't...

00:58:01People thought he was someone.

00:58:03He is a man who's in his...

00:58:06either badly kept late 40s or early 50s.

00:58:09He's got salt and pepper hair,

00:58:10it's not receding,

00:58:11and then his nose is quite swollen,

00:58:13like he has maybe a medium alcoholism issue.

00:58:17I think the alcohol problem...

00:58:19I don't know if you can...

00:58:21Audio description...

00:58:21This is the thing, Jimmy,

00:58:22you're not a friend to the blind like I am.

00:58:25Uh-huh.

00:58:25And I know...

00:58:26I don't think you're that unattractive.

00:58:29LAUGHTER

00:58:31Oh, my...

00:58:32Friend to the blind is the term we use for her.

00:58:35LAUGHTER

00:58:37More and more every year.

00:58:39Yeah.

00:58:39And Chris will back me up in saying

00:58:41that you can't be kind with audio description,

00:58:43you just have to say it with C.

00:58:44How would you audio describe me?

00:58:46A super hunk.

00:58:49Wow.

00:58:49Yeah.

00:58:50That was a really good self-edit.

00:58:52LAUGHTER

00:58:52I'd say,

00:58:53Jimmy has the work ethic of an immigrant

00:58:55and the personal wealth of the country

00:58:56that immigrant had to flee.

00:58:59LAUGHTER

00:58:59Oh, no!

00:59:01That's why you're one of the best!

00:59:06It'd say,

00:59:07your laugh is the reason your parents

00:59:08never tickled you growing up.

00:59:10LAUGHTER

00:59:12Oh, my God!

00:59:13LAUGHTER

00:59:18She's great.

00:59:20You have things just locked and loaded.

00:59:23And an AI, Jimmy, would give itself away

00:59:25cos it'd have a personality.

00:59:27LAUGHTER

00:59:32This is the best bit of the show.

00:59:35APPLAUSE

00:59:38OK.

00:59:40Question two in this round.

00:59:41Lily Allen revealed that she's paid less by Spotify

00:59:45than she gets from another surprising side hustle.

00:59:48All I want to know is,

00:59:49what is Lily Allen's side hustle?

00:59:52Crochet.

00:59:53LAUGHTER

00:59:54What's wrong?

00:59:55Crochet.

01:00:01I'll try it a third time.

01:00:03LAUGHTER

01:00:05Crochet.

01:00:07LAUGHTER

01:00:08Yep.

01:00:09It keeps...

01:00:10It actually keeps building.

01:00:11LAUGHTER

01:00:12For our next question,

01:00:13and I cannot stress this enough,

01:00:14you are going to have to watch it.

01:00:16LAUGHTER

01:00:17For our next question,

01:00:18it's over to Nella Rose.

01:00:21Hi, Jimmy.

01:00:22As you know,

01:00:22I like to keep abreast of the viral trends online.

01:00:25And back in April,

01:00:26I couldn't help but notice people thirsting over

01:00:28a viral picture of Mark Zuckerberg.

01:00:30Mm-hm.

01:00:31The picture was subtly edited,

01:00:33turning Zuck into her daddy in the process.

01:00:35So, can your team tell me what edit was made, please?

01:00:39The girls want to know.

01:00:41So...

01:00:41Another great job!

01:00:43She was great.

01:00:43Yeah, good energy.

01:00:45For respecting the clues.

01:00:47Yes.

01:00:47So, Nella wants to know,

01:00:49what was added to a picture of Mark Zuckerberg

01:00:51that made him a daddy?

01:00:52LAUGHTER

01:00:53What made people thirst after him?

01:00:55I don't know.

01:00:55OK, for our final question,

01:00:56it's over to esteemed actor Charles Dance.

01:00:58He will be reading an extract from a celebrity autobiography

01:01:02released this year.

01:01:02But who is the mystery author?

01:01:04Over to you, Charles.

01:01:06I was ecstatic.

01:01:07The public had voted for me to go on a date with the new girl.

01:01:12So far, there hadn't been a girl on the show

01:01:14who I'd really clicked with.

01:01:16Even though I'd been coupled up with Lucy,

01:01:18who was lovely,

01:01:19I knew we wouldn't be more than friends.

01:01:21So I was excited to meet the Bond shell before the others.

01:01:26I put on the tightest pair of black trunks I could find,

01:01:29and some of the guys walked me to the door

01:01:31that led onto the terrace.

01:01:33Before I went through,

01:01:35I dropped down and did close to 100 press-ups.

01:01:38I kid you not, veins out, chest like breasts.

01:01:42I wanted to look muscular.

01:01:44I was filled with adrenaline and everyone was laughing,

01:01:47so I told them to leave me alone

01:01:48and let me get in the zone.

01:01:50Like I was about to get in the ring.

01:01:53I walked onto the terrace,

01:01:55looked in the corner,

01:01:57saw Molly sat in the hot tub,

01:01:59and thought,

01:02:00Oh my God, yes.

01:02:02I'd never seen anyone who was more my type.

01:02:05I couldn't believe my eyes.

01:02:07It was as if the production team had waved a magic wand.

01:02:18OK, I've got some answers. Are you ready?

01:02:27Yeah.

01:02:27All right, OK.

01:02:28I asked you why this man made headlines.

01:02:30What did you put?

01:02:31Maisie Chris, what do you think?

01:02:32This one was hard.

01:02:32We just guessed, is it a big Al Pacino?

01:02:37Richard, Catherine, what have you got?

01:02:38I thought it looked a little bit like a disgruntled Russell Crowe

01:02:41disconnecting his cable TV.

01:02:44In a good way.

01:02:45In a good way.

01:02:45Or, pulling a lost snake out of his personhood.

01:02:49OK.

01:02:53You call it personhood.

01:02:54You should narrate porn.

01:02:56Yeah.

01:02:57Rob, Judy?

01:02:58Well, we think it's what people think might be Banksy.

01:03:02Oh!

01:03:02That's why I drew the girl with the balloon.

01:03:04I tried to draw a wrap, it looks like a tampon.

01:03:07Sorry.

01:03:08Sorry.

01:03:08I mean, the art is very, very poor, but that is the right answer.

01:03:10People thought that was Banksy.

01:03:12OK.

01:03:13Banksy likes me, you know.

01:03:14Does he use the same scaffolding company as the people that do your face?

01:03:18Oh!

01:03:19Oh, we're back around soon.

01:03:20Ding, ding!

01:03:21Catherine, come on!

01:03:22Because when he did the installation Dismaland,

01:03:26Yeah.

01:03:27he booked me to do stand-up there.

01:03:29And then there have been other instances like...

01:03:31Sorry, do you check that as a compliment?

01:03:34Dismaland.

01:03:34He booked you in Dismaland.

01:03:37Oh, no!

01:03:38This place is Dismaland.

01:03:39Oh, no!

01:03:40I'll tell you what, I'll be shit, guys.

01:03:42That's it, Ryan.

01:03:45Work is work.

01:03:46Remember that, everyone.

01:03:48Work is work.

01:03:49LAUGHTER

01:03:51Nice.

01:03:51OK.

01:03:52Next, I asked you what Lily Allen's side hustle was

01:03:55that made her more money than Spotify.

01:03:56Did you all get this?

01:03:57Yeah.

01:03:57She's selling pics of her Trotters, isn't she?

01:04:00Trotters.

01:04:01Very nicely put.

01:04:03She is.

01:04:04I had a peek on there.

01:04:05She's got lovely, lovely, lovely feet.

01:04:07Not anyone can just whack their Trotters onto OnlyFans.

01:04:10Are you reckon?

01:04:10I thought you could have, like, the most mash-up feet

01:04:13in late night.

01:04:14Because there's people that will want you to, like,

01:04:16smash potatoes with your toes.

01:04:17What's she doing with her feet?

01:04:19Nothing sexual.

01:04:19Sorry, Judy.

01:04:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:04:21Right.

01:04:22We can't just ride on as if no-one said,

01:04:24smash potatoes with your toes.

01:04:27What?

01:04:27Yeah.

01:04:28Yeah.

01:04:28I mean, everyone's had someone ask.

01:04:30Have you had weird offers?

01:04:31I mean...

01:04:32What have you been asked to do?

01:04:33Oh...

01:04:33Mashed potatoes with your Trotters.

01:04:35You know?

01:04:36Mashed potatoes with your feet?

01:04:37Like, stepping in, in, mashing potatoes with my feet.

01:04:41Yeah, no, I know what you mean, but it's...

01:04:42Can we take a look at your Trotters?

01:04:44They're not that, they're not that pretty.

01:04:46My feet are not all right.

01:04:47OK, that's getting on a website ASAP now.

01:04:49Yeah.

01:04:49Yeah, there you go.

01:04:50They're nice, Judy.

01:04:51They're nice.

01:04:52Here, Judy.

01:04:53Come stand on these.

01:04:55Wow.

01:04:57What are we doing now?

01:04:58Didn't even question it.

01:04:58This is really...

01:05:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:05:03Wait a second, Judy.

01:05:04Keep going.

01:05:04I'll do the audio description for Chris.

01:05:07I need, I need a pot to put them in.

01:05:08Where's the one you threw?

01:05:10Here, go.

01:05:10This is my pot of sweets.

01:05:11This is the only thing I come here for.

01:05:13We're making the show viral.

01:05:14By the time I finish this, you might come again.

01:05:16God's the more sweets.

01:05:20OK, so Judy is, um, picking, she's picking up jelly babies

01:05:26with her toes and dropping them in a cup,

01:05:29and it's maybe the least erotic thing I've ever seen.

01:05:32And Judy, you're giving this away for free.

01:05:34It's ruining your revenue stream.

01:05:36Yeah.

01:05:37I've only got one more to do.

01:05:39Three.

01:05:40Come on.

01:05:41Two.

01:05:43One.

01:05:45Get it in the cup.

01:05:46Two.

01:05:50Oh, my God.

01:05:54Yes.

01:06:01Did I actually miss out on something there, or did I get away with it?

01:06:04Honestly, I wish I was blind.

01:06:08Okay, so that was so lily allen side hustle is an only fans where it's ten dollars a month for

01:06:12membership

01:06:13Very very and those are our little feet. Hello Judy. She's got nice feet

01:06:21Okay, we asked you what was added to a picture for a bonus round. I've got a special guest it's

01:06:27star of the traitors Diane

01:06:43Oh

01:06:43Hello Diane, I know you have a question for us drinks related

01:06:46Yes, so in the castle

01:06:48I was a faithful and the traitors had to get rid of the faithfuls and as I'm partial to a

01:06:52busy rose

01:06:53I was offered a fizzy rose, but sadly it was in a poison chalice, which I didn't know about

01:06:59Tonight though. I brought some of my own poison chalices for the

01:07:03Um guests here. Hopefully you won't meet the same ending as I did

01:07:08Right poison chalices everyone let's hand these out. I'm nervous. Okay, the question is

01:07:12Pop star Doolipa this year started a new drink trend

01:07:18Using some very interesting ingredients

01:07:21Can you name those ingredients, please?

01:07:24How many ingredients are there? There are three ingredients

01:07:28They can't see where they're going

01:07:30They can't see where they're going

01:07:31Honestly, it's full of wires here

01:07:35These stink

01:07:37There's pickle in there, isn't there?

01:07:39There's pickle

01:07:40Tastes like my nan's attitude

01:07:41I'm smart

01:07:44Write down your answers. What three things are in this drink?

01:07:46Pickle

01:07:48There's something more rank than just that in there

01:07:50It tastes like arse

01:07:54I know as well

01:07:55I think whoever's arse you're tasting needs to see a doctor

01:07:59I've never tasted arse

01:08:00No

01:08:02How'd you get on this show?

01:08:08Just remember that my gran likes to watch every time i'm on the telly

01:08:12All right, so what what do you all think is in this this drink?

01:08:15Have you tried something?

01:08:15Do you want to try something?

01:08:16We feel like we know

01:08:16No, thanks

01:08:17Are you sure?

01:08:18No, I've watched the response

01:08:19Okay, all right

01:08:19Okay, so

01:08:20Not falling for that again

01:08:21All right

01:08:22Our guess is

01:08:23Jalapenos, pickle juice and mistrust with diet coke

01:08:28And what was the third thing?

01:08:29Mistrust

01:08:30Mistrust

01:08:30I thought you said Liz Truss

01:08:34Very similar thing

01:08:34Okay, what have you got?

01:08:36Rob Judy

01:08:36We've got pickle juice, coke and spiced tomato juice

01:08:40Spice and tomato

01:08:42So it's spiced

01:08:42No, it's not right

01:08:45Maisie, Chris

01:08:46Pickle juice, soda water and Tabasco

01:08:49The points go to

01:08:51That's right

01:08:51Richard and Catherine

01:08:58And he's genuinely unpleasant

01:09:00So the ingredients were diet coke, pickle juice and jalapeno juice

01:09:04And the secret mistrust

01:09:08Let's see what that's done to the scores

01:09:09Okay, I can tell you

01:09:10Richard and Catherine, you got 20

01:09:11That's right

01:09:13Maisie, Chris, you got 22

01:09:14In the lead

01:09:14Rob and Judy are in the lead

01:09:16How's this justice?

01:09:1723

01:09:17What about that?

01:09:21That's it for this part

01:09:22Thank you again, Diane

01:09:23See you after the break

01:09:24Cheers

01:09:36Welcome back to the big fat quiz of the year

01:09:38Sadly, this is the last ever big fat quiz

01:09:40Because in January we're putting the show on a Zen pick

01:09:44This next round is all about sport

01:09:46Back in July England lost the final of the Euros

01:09:49It's an astonishing fact that England's top goal scorer Harry Kane

01:09:53has never won a trophy at club or international level

01:09:55And in fact last father's day he received a mug saying world's second best dad

01:10:02After the 2024 paris olympics tom daly announced he was retiring from synchronized diving

01:10:07Sadly, his diving partner didn't retire exactly the same time

01:10:11So they didn't win anything

01:10:14Okay, time for some sports questions

01:10:16Here's Adele talking about one of her favorite sporting moments of the year

01:10:18All I want to know is what is she talking about?

01:10:21It's all that me and my friends have been talking about last night after the show and today

01:10:26And i'm not saying anything

01:10:28I'm you know i'm i think it's taken i think it's the best thing that's happened

01:10:31In the olympics the entire time

01:10:34Have you seen it Eric?

01:10:35Have you seen it guys?

01:10:37See you have of course van hasn't seen it

01:10:39Aaron my percussion is kissing himself laughing

01:10:43I can't work out if it was a joke but either way

01:10:45It has made me very very happy and many of my friends have been shitting ourselves laughing

01:10:50Shitting ourselves laughing?

01:10:52Okay, so what is Adele talking about?

01:10:54For our next question it's over to paralympic legend dame sarah story

01:10:58Hi jimmy back in the summer i was delighted to win my 19th gold medal at the paralympics in paris

01:11:05Watching from the sidelines was this the mascot for the games

01:11:10But can your teams tell me what inspired the creation of this mascot?

01:11:15Oh what was it?

01:11:16Okay, so what inspired that olympic mascot it's a red triangle

01:11:21Should have been in a square but it was missing a side

01:11:26That's a paralympic joke

01:11:31All right question number three in the sports round

01:11:33Back in august tennis legend andy murray retired from tennis

01:11:37He posted on x a few hours after his final match what did he say

01:11:41Oh what did he say?

01:11:44So his final ever tennis match he tweeted a few hours later

01:11:50French olympian anthony amirati made headlines for crashing out of the olympics in an unusual way

01:11:55What happened oh we found your level

01:11:57Oh no

01:12:03I've got answers for you i asked you what adele's favorite sporting moment of the year was what is your

01:12:07book?

01:12:07Oh it's ray gun isn't it it it is ray gun yeah ray gun dancing yeah did you get this

01:12:13she's called ray gun

01:12:14Her yeah

01:12:15Her name is rachel gun and then her clever break dance name is ray

01:12:19Ray gun

01:12:19Could you show us the dance to you we can't afford the footage of the olympics how's the what was

01:12:23the dance like?

01:12:27How are we winning this quiz?

01:12:29This is why i'm just casual today

01:12:31Oh i'm okay

01:12:34There we go

01:12:37Do you know the whole dance?

01:12:39That's what she did

01:12:39Oh my god

01:12:54When you were both up there doing that sort of juttery stuff like that you don't even go to a

01:12:58new city and there's some sort of like drug problem

01:13:00And there's all those on

01:13:04Oh chris you couldn't enjoy my breaking no it's all right i also couldn't enjoy it

01:13:09Just move on jimmy yeah dame sarah's story asked what inspired the olympic and paralympic games mascot

01:13:16What did you think?

01:13:17I just turned to chris and he just went

01:13:19The fridge it was something about freedom the freedom fridge you're close what?

01:13:25The fridge of freedom what did you put richard?

01:13:28Catherine a clitoris because

01:13:32I don't think it looks like a clitoris but when i was in paris

01:13:35They said they don't like their mascot because they think it looks like a french clitoris

01:13:40Okay rob judy well judy went to the olympics and paralympics and she said it was blood cells

01:13:46Spat on my face by accident and then said hearts

01:13:51The friesian cap so it was the simple of the french revolution jimmy le fridge surely well i'll ask them

01:13:56upstairs do they get a point for le fridge

01:13:58No

01:13:58Huh are you joking all right keep your hair on or maybe don't

01:14:06I am not having shit from you when you look like a cross between lady diana and hillary clinton

01:14:18That's right but okay if you could stop flirting for a minute

01:14:22I asked you what andy murray posted on x hours after his retirement what did you put blood cells

01:14:28No no we didn't put blood cells that's the last one we put

01:14:30How do you know we did not tweet blood cells slash hearts and we put never liked tennis anyway

01:14:36It is exactly the right answer oh

01:14:38Yes

01:14:40What did you what did you put we put that too never liked tennis anyway

01:14:45Did you put that yeah yeah okay

01:14:48I never liked tennis anyway it makes no sense and it's needlessly long

01:14:53Maisie never liked tennis anyway okay never liked tennis anyway yeah finally i asked you how french olympian anthony amaraty

01:14:59crashed out of the olympics

01:15:00I presume you all got this yeah you bet what a guy well i didn't get his proper name but

01:15:06pole vault knob guy

01:15:08I told you his name oh well then you've already covered it

01:15:12Well he didn't that was the problem

01:15:17Perfect rob judy do you get this um his private parts hit the pole bar delightful

01:15:26You take everybody knowing that your knob knocked the part of the pole off the pole vault thing over a

01:15:32gold medal any day of the week

01:15:35I'd love to knock anything over

01:15:38What are you dealing with rich what am i dealing with yeah this shit yeah

01:15:44Richard you're the only one here just protecting your career

01:15:48As if i have a career

01:15:51Wouldn't be here

01:15:56This is where people go to die

01:16:03Yeah i wish that was more of a joke from you

01:16:07Yeah he knocked the pole off

01:16:12As a very insensitive round now chris it's time to say what you see

01:16:28I love how flexible the format is depending on who's on it

01:16:34Yeah okay let's uh what round are we on what round

01:16:38Well you're on round one

01:16:39I think i've got more chance at this than jesus

01:16:43Yes

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