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00:03Tonight, join Kitty Flanagan, Pete Hellier, Anne Edmunds, Ed Coverley, and Sam Pang as
00:11we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:16And now, he's back, your host, Tom Gleisner!
00:23He's in Australia, great to be back with you for another big year of breaking down the news in quiz
00:28show form.
00:29And could we have wrangled a better line-up to kick off season 2026?
00:34Winner of the People's Choice Award at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival,
00:38the officially most popular, Kitty Flanagan.
00:43Home host of the hugely successful Make Me Good at Golf podcast, one of our favourites, Pete Hellier.
00:52Her new TV series, Bad Company, has just kicked off on the ABC
00:56and we're in good company tonight with the fabulous Anne Edmunds.
01:01Here's the face of Yui Protein Powder and Industry Awards,
01:06it's the always available Ed Cavalier.
01:10And finally, where would we be without him?
01:13The host of Sam Pang tonight, welcome back, Mr Sam Pang.
01:19Now, Anne, congratulations on your new TV series, Bad Company.
01:24Thank you very much.
01:26You play the artistic director of a fictional theatre company.
01:31What inspired the series?
01:33The play that you put me in.
01:36Yeah, of course, yes.
01:38I made a musical that Tom wrote and then I made a comedy show about that.
01:44And you managed to recruit some pretty high-profile post-stars,
01:48including our very own Kitty Flanagan.
01:52And if you don't believe me, TV Week has the two of you on the cover.
01:57Yeah, look at that.
01:58We have to ask about the haircut, Kitty.
02:02Are we go real?
02:03That is my real hair.
02:05That's friendship, guys.
02:06That is friendship.
02:10I cut myself a fringe and realised why I've never had a fringe.
02:15I mean, you're burying the lead.
02:17Lucinda and Andrea have joined the cast of Matt.
02:20We'll cover that in...
02:22And Anne, you and Kitty have some wonderful scenes together.
02:25In the theatre, it's bad luck to say good luck, so we say chookers.
02:28Chookers?
02:29Yeah, chookers.
02:30I don't have time.
02:33But you were saying before, Anne, you've discovered the derivation of the term chookers.
02:37Yes.
02:38What is that all about?
02:38Yes, in the olden days of theatre, if the show was going well,
02:41then it would sell out and the actors would get shouted a chicken meal.
02:44OK.
02:45Like, afterwards.
02:46So, actually...
02:51No, Channel 10 asked me to pass this on to you, Sam,
02:57for the season ahead.
02:58Good on you, mate.
02:59Oh, yeah.
03:00Chookers.
03:01Chookers.
03:04Chookers.
03:04Chookers, Sam.
03:05Let me tuck it under the...
03:06Just for safety.
03:07Tuck it under, thanks.
03:07Now, Kitty, huge start for the year for you,
03:10not only appearing in Anne's show,
03:12but you won the People's Choice Award
03:14at the Melbourne International Festival.
03:17So, basically, you've sold more tickets than anyone else.
03:22Yep.
03:22I like to say I'm the Princess of Hearts.
03:24That's what I want to be called now,
03:26the People's Princess, Princess of Hearts.
03:28And, um, I brought my trophy in that I wanted to buy.
03:31Oh, whoa.
03:31It's a chicken.
03:33This is my trophy.
03:34What do you get?
03:35This is huge.
03:36Oh.
03:38Oh.
03:47That's very, uh...
03:50There's a rumour that he and I are good friends,
03:52but I think that dispels everything.
03:54The, uh, the chemistry there, Sam.
03:56No, it's electric.
03:57It's, uh...
03:59It's, uh...
03:59Also, that's because Kitty wouldn't let me hold the trophy.
04:02Oh, yeah.
04:04Also, I just want to say,
04:05the award is determined by people who buy tickets,
04:08so Sam famously did not vote for me
04:10because he rang my manager and asked for a freebie.
04:12Oh, for real?
04:14I guess, obvious question, Sam,
04:15what did you think of Kitty's show?
04:20I know what you...
04:20I know what you think I'm going to say.
04:22That, oh, you know, it was a great TED talk
04:24and there was no jokes in it and all that sort of stuff.
04:25I'm not going to say that.
04:26Oh.
04:27It was a...
04:27I would describe it as a masterclass by a comedian
04:31at the top of her game.
04:32It was so funny.
04:33The audience loved it and I loved it as well.
04:35Wow.
04:40Because you were telling me, uh, backstage before...
04:46It is great to see you again, Pete,
04:48and since we last spoke,
04:49you've taken up golf in a very serious way.
04:52I have.
04:53Um, I've started a golf podcast,
04:54Make Me Good at Golf,
04:55with Damien Fleming and, uh, Limo.
04:57Yes.
04:57And I was playing a lot of golf
04:58and I wanted to claim it on tax.
05:00Yeah.
05:01You've done it tonight.
05:02Yeah.
05:02A lot of comedians play golf.
05:04Yes.
05:05Well, we...during the festival,
05:06we actually did the Comedians' Cup.
05:08Um, and...
05:09Oh, did you?
05:1144...
05:1344 comedians actually rocked up to play
05:15at 7.45 in the morning during the festival.
05:18Most were drunk
05:19and those who weren't drunk were hungover.
05:20Wow.
05:21And, uh, yeah, it was great.
05:23I think we had a shot here of a couple of the,
05:24I think the group...
05:26Oh, yay!
05:26Yes, Kitty was in my team.
05:27Uh, it's Colin Lane, Jimmy McGee,
05:29and I have to say,
05:31Kitty's commitment to Fisk is amazing.
05:34LAUGHTER
05:36Now, Ed, welcome back.
05:37It's been a huge couple of days for you.
05:39Thank you, Tom.
05:40Uh, just over the weekend,
05:41a sold-out appearance at
05:43the Insurance Business Awards.
05:48APPLAUSE
05:48So bad.
05:49Yeah.
05:52Thank you, Kitty.
05:53I'll thank you both.
05:55Thank you so much.
05:56How, uh...
05:57How did it go, Ed?
05:59Look, Tom, can I tell you something?
06:02Insurance people are good people.
06:03Why would you take a photograph where there's no...
06:05Why would you steal that
06:06where there's no-one else there having a great time?
06:08Well...
06:09There should be 40...
06:10Like, everyone, ah, ah, this is a great night.
06:11Insurance.
06:12Everyone's having a huge...
06:13Ah, it's a huge...
06:14Well, I know the audience reaction to your appearing.
06:17I'm stuck.
06:17No, I'm not...
06:17It was amazing.
06:20LAUGHTER
06:24All right.
06:26We have got a huge week of news to dissect.
06:30So, for the first time this year, hands-on buzzers.
06:34Prime Minister Anthony Albanese welcomed a special visitor today.
06:37Who was it?
06:39Sam.
06:40I believe it's the Japanese Prime Minister.
06:42Yeah, Sanai Tokochi.
06:43First visit to Australia.
06:44Nothing to do with politics.
06:45The Japanese Prime Minister thinks Albanese is a rare Pokemon.
06:48Is that right?
06:50Thank you for the follow-up.
06:52Sam gets the points.
06:53Well, here's a phrase we've heard a bit.
06:54So-called ISIS brides.
06:56ISIS brides.
06:56ISIS brides.
06:57ISIS brides.
06:58ISIS brides.
06:58ISIS brides.
06:59Who or what are the ISIS brides?
07:01Anne.
07:02That is the new season of maths.
07:04Yeah, that's right.
07:05It's taken a turn.
07:07Help us out, Ed.
07:08Who are the ISIS?
07:08Well, people who left Australia to go and marry ISIS fighters who now want to come back.
07:12Come back.
07:12And what are your thoughts on that, Ed?
07:13Well, I can tell you.
07:14It's all on my blog, which is now being hosted by Sky News.
07:17OK.
07:18What's your idea?
07:19Ed, points are yours.
07:20Tommy?
07:20Tommy, I've got some thoughts on it.
07:21Really?
07:22Tell them, please.
07:22I think we should all spare a thought and remember the ISIS bridesmaids.
07:28Because, you know that old saying, always an ISIS bridesmaid, never the ISIS bride.
07:35You make a good point.
07:37Oh, there was an intriguing post from Pauline Hanson this week.
07:40Yes, it's fast.
07:41Yes, it's sexy.
07:42No, it's not battery operated.
07:46What's she talking about?
07:48Ed.
07:50Sheena Reinhardt gave her a jet.
07:53Same.
07:57Apparently, he's only got one right wing, though.
07:59Oh, there you go.
08:01Thank you, man.
08:03Thank you, man.
08:05Yes, Kitty.
08:06And it looks like Pizza Hut gave her a shirt.
08:12Interesting statement from Donald Trump.
08:14To get in there, you have to be very smart.
08:16You have to do a lot of things physically good.
08:19To get in there, you have to be very smart.
08:22Physically good.
08:23What's she talking about, Pete?
08:24Yeah, the colonoscopy.
08:28Kitty, what's the president talking about?
08:29The first lady?
08:31I'm just giving my answer everything.
08:32He had some visitors with him in the White House.
08:35You can see from the blue, you're your aunt.
08:37Yeah, I see.
08:37I feel like it's NASA.
08:39There we go.
08:39Or did you say the Artemis II crew?
08:41Yep.
08:42Good on you.
08:43And points are yours.
08:44Secretary of War Pete Hegseth was grilled on Capitol Hill.
08:48I'll give it to you as a big, fat negative.
08:53What's he denying?
08:54He's saying no, no, no.
08:56Sam?
08:57He was asked if he'd invested in...
08:59What is it?
09:00Yeah, ammunition and weapons and all that,
09:02before they went to war.
09:04Absolutely.
09:05It's a big, fat negative,
09:06which is the same thing that Danny Minogue said to me
09:08when I asked her out.
09:12What did you say?
09:14I'd love to hear what you said to Danny.
09:16What did you offer her?
09:17It was a chicken.
09:19We need to move on, sorry.
09:21Sam, points are yours.
09:22Oh, mon dieur.
09:24To France now.
09:25And what happened in the river Seine?
09:27Oh.
09:28Piece that picture together for me?
09:29Oh.
09:30Oh.
09:31Well, a French bus drove into the river.
09:34Oh.
09:35If only they knew somewhere they could insure it.
09:40Two points.
09:43Yeah, it drove into the Seine, apparently everyone is okay.
09:46Not such a smart bus now, is it?
09:48There we go.
09:49Everyone's okay, Tom.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Physically, but mentally, they'll be scarred for life.
09:54Mmm.
09:55Yes?
09:57I think it's important we just point these things out.
10:00They're all okay, they're all okay.
10:01If I was in a bus that was going into the water,
10:04I may not be okay for the rest of my life.
10:06Well, sure.
10:08Ed, points are yours.
10:09William and Kate have released this image to mark what occasion?
10:14Uh, Pete.
10:15It's their new website, incestry.com.
10:20This is disgusting.
10:22As a monarchist, Tom, I'll take this.
10:24It is, uh, Princess Charlotte's 12th birthday.
10:27No.
10:28Oh, dear.
10:30Sam.
10:31Dear, oh, dear.
10:32That is that family's beautiful tribute
10:35to the anniversary of the Battle of Hastings
10:38where 6,000 brave soldiers died.
10:41It is.
10:43It's kind of giving off shallow grave vibes.
10:46But what's it?
10:47They're marking a special occasion.
10:49Sam.
10:50It's a wedding anniversary.
10:5115th?
10:52Oh.
10:53No.
10:55Yes, the 15th wedding anniversary.
10:56Thank you, Sam.
10:57I will pay that.
10:57We've got to take a break.
10:59We'll pay that for more from the White House.
11:00We'll get back with more from the White House.
11:01Yeah .
11:18You're welcome.
11:18to the american public shame on you for that statement and of course they seem a bit anxious
11:23shock jock carl sanderland coming back guys will it be a podcast 86 that argument we'd be mugs to
11:30think i'm still innocent it's left a sour taste in the mouth but what really stuck out a dolphin
11:35has been spotted cruising up the yaris straight from the humpback highway
11:45a lot to get through hands back on buzzers and starting with the word of the week
11:51brats brats brats brats brats brats brats why is that back in the news brat
11:58that's how an asian person orders a bacon lettuce avocado
12:06welcome back we're moving away
12:10is that the new u.s ambassador to australia correct indeed thank you ed david brats
12:16or some medical news now there is a new viral trend that's claiming to be a fix in helping some
12:21women
12:22reduce their menopause symptoms oh what is the viral fix kitty oxy
12:29this is this is legal but it's a bit bit weird i think it's divorce
12:34well that might alleviate some of the brats
12:37judging by my wife true crime documentaries
12:42it's a combination of a couple of things
12:44antihistamine or something it's got like a
12:46antihistamine and a
12:48another household items yeah what else have we got we've got panadol
12:51norepine you had a big meal and you're feeling anti acid combination of hay fever and antacid
12:58medication thank goodness thanks for mansplaining
13:04unbelievable unbelievable no more metaphors questions
13:07is it hot in here okay it's time to look at all things entertainment
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13:28been a uh big summer ed
13:30yeah i've had a few days on yeah
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13:37the prime minister popped up on what aussie tv show this week
13:42pharma wants a trade deal
13:45don't we all
13:47no that's the hundred i know because lloyd was on it
13:50only time i've seen him in the last year
13:54thank you and kyle sandalands posted this video to fans
13:58shh don't tell anyone but i'm working on a new
14:02he's working on a new and what's kyle working on an astrology chart
14:06is
14:09less likely uh pete
14:11it's a new project yeah it's actually the project
14:14kyle and wyleet together at last
14:18i think pete might be closer it's a new
14:20i assume radio show
14:22well it's not podcast
14:25podcast
14:26you know what it pete sort of got there it's a new show
14:30called kyle live no details yet
14:32but i think pete might have just snuck in there first
14:34oh this was good to hear acting great and friend of the show sam neill shared what happy news this
14:39week
14:39uh this is great news he's um he said he's going to start reading scripts before saying yes to them
14:48uh here help me out cancer free i believe yes it's very exciting you describe him as friend of the
14:52show yeah he's been on the show once that's all you need
14:58what what bar do you have to clear to become friend of the show in your eyes
15:02that's a good question
15:03more than more than once
15:05okay
15:07we're doing showbiz let's move on and i believe we have a special video quiz master standing by
15:12hello mr gleisner hello everyone it's guy montgomery here friend of the show
15:17what big change has occurred on guy montgomery's guy mon spelling bee season three
15:24what big change has guy's show made uh pete
15:28not sure how intimacy week works in the spelling bee
15:32that's involved intimacy anyone know what the big change on
15:35no more aaron chen and now it's sam campbell
15:39oh and let's see if you're right
15:41that's right i got a brand spanking new assistant
15:44and the form of sam campbell and pontius or tough week for auntie donna's broden kelly
15:50what's happened here
15:52pete i think you are the one to answer this wrong place wrong time broden bad luck
15:56um that was at the comedians cup um the golf tournament you organized i organized a golf
16:03tournament and that was the very first shot of the day uh uh comedian kyle legacy played a shot
16:09broden was standing behind him somehow the ball went right into his face what
16:13and smashed you and we were devastated because we didn't have cameras filming that
16:17content but you would be covered you'd have public liability insurance you got a number for you
16:22i do
16:25sas australia returned last week the series was shot in what hostile and unforgiving
16:31location hey the comedians cup
16:34what's on the golf course sam hostile and unforgiving my mother-in-law's place
16:45top of his game kitty was it an optus store
16:49a little further uh a little further north kitty uh syria
16:54not not that hostile
16:57i think it's morocco yeah morocco
17:00oh i believe we have a special video quiz master standing by
17:05g'day tom hey everyone i have just been announced as the new host of what brand new show
17:12robert irwin hosting what new show
17:14man have you been paying attention
17:16is uh well he has he didn't he filled in for me last year
17:19yeah he was no this is really good this is incredible it was really really energetic
17:24charismatic
17:25yeah it was amazing
17:26kept it moving
17:27kept it moving
17:30is it a dancing with the stars but like dancing with the stars backstage or something like that
17:37something in brackets something like that
17:38he's right peter they're looking for someone they're looking for people for the shoe
17:42dancing with the dancers
17:45hey pete stop there i guess i think let's see if you're right
17:49it's dancing with the stars the next pro
17:52spin-off seriously pete close enough
17:53i'm going to give you the points
17:54or some big tv news here at 10
17:57ed cavalli is set to star in what new production
18:01kitty
18:01is it yui the musical
18:05it's
18:05should be
18:06good idea
18:08uh i know what yui did last summer
18:10wow
18:15this is great
18:17it's not part of the yui universe
18:19it's a comedy called cop that
18:22thank you
18:23no it's not
18:25that's close enough
18:26is it a comedy called cop this
18:28that's the
18:29it's a new
18:30oh sam
18:31sure it's a comedy
18:34it's a new telly movie tell us about it ed
18:36it's a bit awkward actually um i play the head of a theater company
18:41no it's a comedy it's a comedy telly movie right here for the channel 10 network
18:45shot in this very building
18:46and i think just about every comedian in the country
18:49shut up
18:50most comedians
18:51shut up
18:51i'm in it
18:51shut up
18:53did you get the chat
18:54who
18:54sorry who did not have a role in cop this
19:03that's a little awkward
19:03we've got to take a break
19:05back to that
19:15so back to watching have you been paying attention to it's time for me our first guest quizmaster for the
19:20year
19:21she's a true hollywood heavyweight
19:22just flown in from the set of her latest movie somewhere in the world actor author and podcaster
19:28say hello to angari rice
19:31thank you very much to see you again
19:36thanks for having me
19:38fourth time on the show
19:39pretty exciting
19:40so much has happened since we last saw you
19:43the lead role in mean girls musical performance
19:48such a good movie
19:50how on earth did you land that role
19:53oh gosh i mean it was it was amazing i i woke up to an email from tina fey in
19:58my inbox
19:58who wrote the original mean girls movie
20:00yes i thought it was fake
20:01but it turned out to be real
20:03there you go
20:05and did you you actually met i think tina on was it on set
20:08yes yes she reprised her role as the teacher and she wrote the script and yeah so it was great
20:13super fun
20:14incredible now you've also finished shooting season two of the last thing he told me
20:19uh with uh jennifer gunner
20:21yes yes
20:22and a lot of that was shot in in france i believe
20:25yes for season two we we got to go to paris which was very exciting
20:29how's your french
20:30uh wet
20:33bilingual
20:34but your latest film project it's a romantic comedy called finding emily
20:40yes
20:40what's uh what's it all about
20:41so it's about a young boy who who meets a girl called emily at a night they're on a night
20:47out
20:47and she gives him her number but it's missing one digit
20:52and he goes on a quest to find emily but there are lots of emily's around
20:58he finds me one emily i'd say i'm gonna help him
21:01kitty did that to me when i asked her to be in my show
21:05one number always
21:07denny minogue did that for me
21:11she she left off all the numbers
21:15that can happen now the movie's produced by the same team that gave us uh bridget jones and uh love
21:21actually so um again how do you land a role like that oh gosh i mean luck i i read
21:26the script i loved it i spoke to the director and i guess i don't know it just happened
21:30uh yes pete
21:32if the phone number's only missing one digit
21:34here we go
21:35couldn't you just rotate numbers through that
21:39what if you don't know which digit is missing
21:42there we go
21:42there we go
21:43yeah
21:45i'm gonna see the movie now
21:47see the movie
21:47and gary how do you feel about um you've been on the show how many times
21:51i guess this is my fourth time
21:53friend of the show how would you how do you feel about say sam neill i don't know if you
21:59know that old man no i don't he's been on the show once and he's been also described as a
22:04friend of the show how do you feel about that i feel like i'm in good company
22:08you are unbelievable
22:11get through here this is this is genius all right would you like to work with sam
22:16with sam neill yeah i've worked with him oh really yeah like to work with him again
22:20yes you want to hurry up
22:27retiring what did you work with sam oh we we both voiced animated characters in a film called daisy quokka
22:34which was very sweet yeah kids film yeah hold on were you ever in the booth at the same time
22:38no i never met him but we're in the movie together
22:41have you really worked with him well it all it all counts let's get back to finding emily was shot
22:47in manchester yes manchester did you have to do a man
22:49mancurian accent no i'm uh i'm american in the film thank goodness for that well actually sorry that's not your
22:55accent
22:55i'll tell you who does an incredible mancurian accent close your eyes and you think he's from there peter helliot
23:00does
23:03it's just uncanny that you're here and gary like this is this is gonna freak you out
23:08you're gonna think both gallagher brothers are here right now
23:16have you been paying attention
23:22and gary please uh what a score out of ten for that
23:25oh i mean gary kitty does a nigerian accent
23:29yeah
23:30unbelievable
23:32now and gary you're about to release a new book
23:34yes it's it's called my wonderful disgrace
23:37yes
23:37and i'm looking at the authors
23:39yes it's yourself and would that be your mum
23:42yes my mum kate
23:43she's here tonight
23:44yes
23:44hello kate
23:49how um how does that writing process work
23:53uh well for this one we uh kind of uh divided character perspectives and chapters and wrote
23:59little bits and cross edited and yeah now it's a book
24:02kate what's it about
24:03oh god
24:05it's it's a it's a all about a school ball night that goes horribly wrong
24:10okay okay my mum wrote me a book once
24:12what was it called
24:13move out and never come back
24:17i wanted to ask you in one of my favorite movies the nice guys
24:20oh yeah
24:20russell crowe ryan gosling very very underrated film i think
24:23who was nicer
24:25ryan or russell
24:27oh no i can't they were both equally nice
24:29no they weren't
24:30all right and gary's kindly agreed to ask you five some questions
24:36so why don't you grab the cards and let's jump into it
24:38billy eilish has teamed up with film director james cameron to do what
24:43Pete
24:44i think he's directing a concert of hers
24:47under the ocean somewhere i think
24:49i assume
24:51oh
24:51he's recording a concert
24:53but not quite sounding
24:54it's leaving out a critical detail
24:57what is it
24:57it's a 3d concert
24:59oh
24:59yes
25:00really
25:00and it's in manchester
25:02from one of her shows in manchester
25:04oh it's in manchester is it
25:06yeah
25:08it's like you're there
25:11it's like you're there
25:12it's like you're there
25:12it's like you're there
25:13it's like you're there
25:13so Gary have you ever met james cameron or billy isle
25:15not one
25:15no
25:16okay
25:17it's all right
25:19you're not going to do this with every question
25:21is it all are they all showbiz questions
25:23oh yeah
25:23pretty much
25:24i'm going to ask you about every question
25:26we'll see how we go
25:27next question please
25:28timothy chalamet has come under fire for doing what at a new york nicks basketball game
25:34kitty
25:35i know this one he was man spreading onto tina fey
25:39oh
25:39tina fey look at that
25:40yeah look at that
25:41oh
25:41and Gary
25:42yes
25:43have you ever met timothy chalamet
25:45i have not no
25:46zero for three there
25:48okay
25:49next question please
25:51huge week for punk rockers amal and the sniffers
25:54they've done what for the second year in a row
25:58number one song on smooth fm
26:01hey
26:02it does involve a song and some success pete
26:05no the sniffers finally got the suit affair with the uh
26:07the suit everything
26:09anyone know what they've done kitty help us out
26:11they won the people's choice award for song
26:13uh yeah they won apra song of the year
26:16yes
26:16for uh their track jerkin
26:19jerkin
26:20which is a little jacket
26:22oh yeah yeah yeah
26:23and Gary we have to do this
26:24Tom what is your favourite amal and the sniffers
26:26oh
26:27it's hard to top jerkin
26:28um
26:35sorry Gary
26:36uh next question please
26:37a list of the top 50 Australian movies has been released
26:41what two films has Tom personally been involved in
26:45oh this is embarrassing
26:46um
26:48that's unbelievable
26:49that's unbelievable
26:51okay
26:52we all know
26:52it's the castle
26:54yeah
26:54and the Russell coit movie
26:57enter the coit
26:58yeah
27:00halfway get five points and pete
27:01it's the castle
27:02um
27:03and the one where you had the go pro on your shoe on the public transport
27:06yeah
27:09let's get started this
27:10uh the castle
27:12and the dish
27:13tommy
27:13that is correct
27:14and Gary have you seen those movies
27:16i've seen one of them
27:17which one
27:18i've seen the castle
27:19you've seen the castle
27:19i haven't seen the dish
27:20no i haven't
27:21ask about all those people
27:24you can catch
27:25you can catch
27:26finding emily in cinemas
27:27from may 21st
27:28would you please thank
27:29true friend of the show
27:30and Gary
27:41we're back and it's time to look at each of them individually for the test
27:45today is of course may the 4th unofficially known as star wars day may the 4th be with you
27:51it's also
27:52a perfect time of the year to relax those achy muscles by sinking into a heated hot tub
27:58what
27:58what
27:59what
28:00put those two concepts together and you get
28:04what is happening
28:10star wars
28:11yes
28:12very simple challenge
28:13i'll show you each a name
28:15you tell me if it's a
28:16i can do this off the
28:17wow without the cross
28:19i'll um
28:19oh
28:22sorry
28:23gotta turn my wand off
28:23there we go
28:26oh god
28:27very simple challenge
28:29i'll show you each a name
28:30you tell me
28:31if it's a heated hot tub
28:33or part of the star wars universe
28:35oh my god
28:39no
28:41please
28:42give it a chance
28:44give it a chance
28:46give it a chance
28:46please
28:47ed cavalli you're up first
28:50what
28:51what
28:53what
28:53what
28:54vortex
28:55galactic spacecraft
28:56with hyper drives
28:57for maximum power
28:58and dual turbo lasers
29:00for ship to ship combat
29:01it's the empire's flagship
29:03battle cruiser
29:03or
29:04there's a party in the tub
29:05and everyone's invited
29:07the ultimate luxury statement
29:08for your backyard
29:09with twin shiatsu massage
29:11love seats
29:12it's the perfect relaxation experience
29:14for up to 10 adults
29:17ed do you think that's
29:19star wars spaceship
29:20or a hot tub
29:21last time you were in a 10 person hot tub
29:22like why would you want all those people together in a hot tub
29:26that just seems
29:26disgusting
29:27it does
29:28it does
29:28so
29:30if i get it right i'm a nerd
29:32you are anyway
29:33thank you
29:35and if you get it wrong you're a perv
29:37yeah
29:38there's no winning
29:40this segment is actually nerd or perv
29:43write that down
29:44as usual
29:45write that down
29:46and as usual
29:47i'll take perv
29:48because
29:49uh
29:50that my friend
29:51on brand
29:52yes
29:54it's a spa zombie
29:55it is indeed a spa
29:56yeah
29:56all right
30:01Pete
30:02labria
30:02an intergalactic war criminal
30:05and music lover
30:09who spends much of his time in distant space boards
30:12drinking with other unsavoury locals
30:14whoa
30:15or
30:16reset and renew your radiance rituals
30:18with this luxurious
30:19at home outdoor bath
30:21handcrafted in cedar
30:22it's an everyday escape
30:23go solo
30:24or invite
30:26a friend
30:34labria
30:35um
30:37i
30:38listen
30:39i
30:39i do love star wars
30:40i don't go into all of it
30:42don't go into the labria
30:44don't go into the labria
30:48always very careful around the labria
30:52pete it's very simple
30:53it's either a star wars character
30:54or a hot tub
30:55so just go
30:56go with the insects
30:56you hear the name labria
30:58and you think
30:59i'm going to star wars
31:00you're correct
31:01star wars
31:06well done
31:07pete
31:08all right
31:08well done
31:10pete
31:10yes tom
31:12exegol
31:13a hidden and desolate planet in the unknown regions
31:16it's a secret stronghold for the forces of the dark side
31:19and it's the staging ground for an epic battle between sith and jedi
31:23or
31:23one tub
31:25endless options
31:26this german engineered pool functions as a dual hot spa and lap pool
31:31what
31:32exercise your core
31:32and get a full body workout
31:35then recover your muscles
31:36all in one handy unit
31:38wow
31:38exegol
31:40exegol
31:40exegol
31:41do you have ever seen it do you watch my star wars
31:43no i'm um not a virgin
31:45oh my god
31:45oh my god
31:48laugh
31:50laugh
31:50laugh
31:51laugh
31:53laugh
31:54laugh
31:56laugh
31:58laugh
31:59and uh we've got next week's promo recording
32:01laugh
32:02laugh
32:02i'm gonna say just off the top of my head it's that strange world there
32:06give it to her
32:06the planet please
32:07that was planet
32:08yes
32:08you're correct
32:09laugh
32:12sam
32:13we're three from three
32:14you say that like you're proud of the way things are going
32:17sam
32:18yavin 4
32:19jungle moon in the outer rim
32:21and the location for the rebellion's epic victory
32:24where an expertly guided torpedo destroyed the death star
32:28or
32:28turn bath time into me time
32:31with this budget friendly inflatable spark
32:34comfortable for up to four
32:35it's affordable portable and puncture resistant
32:38it comes with six targeted water jets
32:41for an intense bubble massage
32:43can be deflated in just minutes
32:45sam what are you thinking yavin 4
32:47with the first bit about star wars
32:49you described it as what
32:51a jungle moon in the outer rim
32:53yeah that
32:54continued on
32:55and the location for the rebellion's epic victory
32:58oh
32:58which it wasn't
32:59i know that i know the location for the rebels
33:02historic victory
33:04it was on the end or moon
33:07so
33:08thanks virgin
33:13you've never been to the outer rim
33:15that's
33:20so
33:21the fact that i know the answer means that the yavin 4
33:24is the spark
33:25and also you know what to give it away a bit
33:27the four people in it
33:30because that is undoubtedly a yavin
33:34and there's four people in it
33:36i mean
33:38just give me the points
33:40it's the star wars planet
33:42yes
33:45mate
33:46no way
33:47they left from yavin 4 to fight the death star over the ewok moon
33:52the end or moon is where the ewoks are
33:57no it's above that in end or
33:58oh
33:59look it's not a big deal
34:00it's not like
34:02they left from yavin 4
34:03i'm gonna walk off set
34:04no
34:08sam i'm sorry
34:08star wars planet
34:09i'm gonna go with the production team
34:10and put this together
34:11i've got to back them
34:11in the words of ann edmunds
34:13no
34:15okay sam
34:16ed's right
34:16you're thinking of the end of return of the jedi
34:19oh yeah
34:20yeah that's right
34:21with all the little ewoks on the end or moon
34:23oh god
34:24don't make me get my wand out
34:26oh
34:28okay let's bring this thing home kitty
34:30to romus
34:31i i
34:32way
34:34i already did mine
34:35did i do kitty
34:36yeah
34:37no no
34:38so we've got to take a break
34:45she's tricking it
34:46she's gaslighting your time
34:47no come on
34:49it's a jedi mind trick
34:53that's it
34:54that's it
34:54that's it
34:58kitty
34:58to romus
35:00famously stoic
35:02and famously bald
35:03this silent cyber enhanced operation 8
35:06is integral to han solo's capture in the empire strikes back
35:10or
35:10tuck your tootsies into this portable pedicula
35:13tub
35:14featuring leakage protection
35:15you can do with that right now
35:17and a convenient foldable design
35:19it's the perfect gift for yourself and your overworked extremities
35:23plug in and unwind
35:25yep
35:25uh it's the bald guy
35:28i
35:29why did you go instantly to the star wars character
35:30oh
35:31because i want it to be over time
35:36would it would it sway you in any
35:38i just don't i think that people that use footspars would never put a silent p on the top
35:44because the people wouldn't know how to put to renounce it
35:49and it would just
35:49would wreak all kinds of havoc with their people calling up to make a sale at telesales
35:55so
35:56well kitty
35:56gonna be
35:57the bald guy
35:58sadly
35:59oh no
36:00you won't be going home with your very own
36:03what are you going to do
36:04what are you going to do
36:05what are you going to do
36:05oh my
36:06yeah
36:07i like that
36:08that looks like you're trying to do
36:10if many of you will leave it all too soon
36:13that brings us to the end of
36:15star wars
36:21back with more have you been paying attention right after this
36:31back to watching have you been paying attention and just between sam
36:35you popped up in urshula carlson's new tv series this week you played her doctor
36:41yes
36:42how would you describe the role
36:43well my parents were finally proud
36:46i was a doctor
36:50urshula's got a new sketch show on the abc
36:52it's called urshula
36:53yeah
36:53it's called what
36:54called urshula
36:56yeah and
36:58and yeah i was just i was in one sketch i think
37:00let's uh let's take a look
37:01oh
37:01i'm afraid it's much more serious than menopause
37:04i'm sorry to tell you this
37:05but you've contracted early onset karen
37:14i'm not the uh not the only cameo in the series
37:17oh
37:17are you in it tom
37:18i play priest
37:20wow
37:22my parents will be very proud
37:24all right hands on buzzers
37:27this 92 year old nun has become an internet sensation
37:36what did she want to try for the first time
37:38and
37:39washing
37:41what's that
37:42she's at a table if that helps kitty
37:44it looks like a bread roll
37:45we but but well yes
37:47it's true you're getting close to sam
37:48i saw this time it's a kebab
37:50yeah i'll pay that sam
37:51uh she wanted to try a kebab
37:53to some viral video out of indiana
37:59what happens next
38:01kitty
38:02does he arrive at the garden he's gonna mow
38:04it's
38:06it's not garden related
38:08it's uh pete
38:09i don't like to racially profile but the police over there do
38:12i suspect the police pull him over
38:14is
38:15not going to involve police
38:17should have but
38:18and
38:18what's he pushing
38:19just as a question for you tom
38:23there's a rule in the show and never ask me a follow-up question
38:27why is that a rule tom
38:31or second
38:33no one saw this is viral ed
38:35it's here by car
38:36he's running to buy a car
38:38he's okay though take a look
38:43he's okay physically but
38:48mentally
38:50mentally
38:50he will be scarred for a lot
38:52he will yeah
38:53okay let's dive into the world of all things athletic
39:05with a little bit of sport
39:06all right guys
39:10stay with us
39:11we're out
39:11you're gonna enjoy this sports segment
39:13and um
39:13aussie star travis bazana
39:16made his major league baseball debut for cleveland
39:19what song did he walk out to
39:22and
39:22sheep are cute sheep are beaut
39:24sheep is soft and curly
39:25um
39:29when i take him into town i have to start out early
39:33no
39:34yeah
39:34that's a beautiful what is it
39:35nice song then
39:36i never go the way i want so i need someone to help me
39:39i just give a whistle
39:40and call for bob the kelpie
39:42all right
39:43yeah
39:48what did travis walk out to pete
39:50i think it was down under
39:51indeed take a look
39:52the second baseman
39:54number 37
39:55trevis bazana
39:59to some wild scenes at a football game in spain
40:09all right so
40:11goalkeeper
40:12esteban andrada has been red carded
40:15what happens next
40:16kitty
40:17is he hit by a car
40:20uh
40:21passionate makeup set
40:23yes
40:24i'm gonna go to the other end of uh
40:26ed you're probably watching this late at night alone
40:28i've seen this yes
40:29but i'm
40:30oh sam you
40:31what happened next
40:32the violence continues
40:35wow what a philosophical statement
40:37he's kind of right
40:38would you like to see the violence
40:41that is the only reason we're still here
40:45take a look
40:49but get this ed he punches the opponent
40:51yeah
40:5113 game ban
40:53you got a 13 game ban
40:54what could be life for something like that in your soul
40:56well that guy went down pretty easy
40:57okay
40:58by the way
40:59that the guy got hit
41:01he's okay
41:01is he?
41:02physically
41:05you know i'm in a bit of sport
41:06why is this adidas shoe in the news?
41:09ed?
41:10hey
41:11it's fast it's sexy it doesn't need batteries
41:13yeah
41:14it's fast for certain
41:17but it's a it's very newsworthy
41:18is it actually sold out sam
41:20it was worn by the two winners of the london marathon
41:24and they were both record breakers
41:26indeed
41:26under two hours
41:27over 150,000 sports lovers gathered in louisville kentucky
41:32on saturday for what annual event?
41:34hey
41:34the announcement of the secret herbs and spices
41:36that's it
41:37that's it
41:37that's it
41:38this is
41:40a bit more sport
41:41kitty
41:42it's the big derby
41:43the
41:44the kentucky derby
41:44that's in
41:45golden
41:46golden tempo
41:48i'm big on the nags
41:50you love a little bit of a
41:53love a bit of a pun on the ggs
41:54there you go
41:56kitty i will pay that
41:57we've got to take a break
41:59back with our women
41:59right after this
42:08we're back and close this show out with a little rapid recall
42:12start that clock
42:13here's an interesting post from the white house
42:17to
42:18dot dot dot p
42:19each year
42:20edo nominates her perfect threesome
42:25they both said yes
42:27no two kings
42:28indeed
42:28english
42:29and burger
42:30a new survey in america has found that almost one third of adults are not getting enough what?
42:39kitty?
42:40facts
42:41is right
42:41i think that is sadly true but and?
42:44it's either sleep or sex i'm gonna go with sleep
42:52i feel like that's a phrase you say a lot
42:54yeah
42:55and i will pay that sleep
42:56tough week for britney spears
42:58she's been charged with
43:01uh...
43:01pee
43:01oops she did it again
43:02drink driving
43:04yes and yes driving under the influence drugs and alcohol
43:07george clooney surprised fans by revealing he's taking a step back from what?
43:14parenting he wants to focus on his acting
43:17how can you do that?
43:18possibly the other way around Sam
43:20no it's acting
43:21oh
43:22yeah his quote was i'm not chasing a career anymore
43:25shame
43:25we may never get at the notions 47
43:27we may not
43:29oh not good news for olympic breakdancer ray gun
43:32what's happened?
43:34hey
43:34devastating news she qualified for the next olympics
43:37i don't think they're doing breakdancing this time around p
43:40no i think she lost her real job
43:42yeah she's a lecturer at uni and she's talking about cutbacks
43:44cutbacks and she's one of them
43:46exciting news for fans of the crown
43:48what's happening?
43:50kitty
43:50voted best lager
43:52it's been the best
43:53the netflix series
43:56the netflix at peace
43:57i think they're doing a prequel
43:57yeah prequel
43:58a prequel as they're going
44:00because they've got up to a modern day
44:01so now they're going to go way way back to the
44:04probably before prince philip even
44:06one of those
44:07so when they were german
44:08yeah
44:09they were german and black and white
44:10so look out for that one
44:12queen's brian may has been banned from planting daffodils in his village
44:16for what reason?
44:18sam
44:18he's been banned from planting daffodils
44:21wow how rock and roll is that
44:24god you'd like to get a brush through that hair
44:26yeah
44:29they're in the way tom
44:30they're in the way of like the traffic or something
44:32yeah they're a traffic safety incident
44:34it's like a daffodil tom
44:35he's done
44:36just saying it
44:37ed points are yours
44:38big change at the miami grand prix
44:40oh
44:41we're out of time
44:42let's check that final leaderboard
44:44and our winner is
44:45pete elliot
44:51congratulations to our winner
44:52and thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight
44:54we'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention
44:57right to the end of your live tv news cross
45:00we can reveal that's now been blown out until after the school holidays
45:07fuck
45:10goodnight australia see you all next week
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