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00:01Here's a bite of tonight's AFP.
00:03We hope it tastes funny.
00:07Oh, get the...
00:10No dating until you're 30.
00:27Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show,
00:36Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:39Come on, let's go!
00:43Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, y'all.
00:45Thank you, thank you.
00:46All right, all right, all right.
00:48Hello, I'm Alfonso,
00:50and this is America's Funniest Home Videos,
00:53the show that's so much fun,
00:54the word fun is actually in our name.
00:57In fact, it's the most successful TV show in history
01:00with the word fun in it,
01:02if you don't count Larry's funnel cake extravaganza.
01:07And while I'm pretty sure that was canceled,
01:09I won't be looking it up
01:10because I'd rather just look at these funny videos.
01:13Dad would rather his son go outside
01:15to work on his slap shot.
01:17And I'm lighting on the bar.
01:18Ouch!
01:19Ouch! Right in the crease!
01:24Ironically, he got the moped for short trips,
01:27you know, to save his car from excessive wear and tear.
01:38Is mom a good cook?
01:40Yeah.
01:41And you're a bad driver.
01:47It's real slippery right here.
01:49Real slippery?
01:50Care to demonstrate?
01:53Ooh!
01:56Ooh!
02:00Ooh!
02:03Oh, okay.
02:06Now it's just turned into a group activity.
02:19Dad can't wake up without his morning coffee.
02:23God!
02:29Dude!
02:35That doggie door is the perfect size for an accidental escape.
02:54No!
03:01He doesn't mind!
03:05He doesn't know!
03:08No!
03:10That's right.
03:12Man, it looks cold out.
03:14If only there was some way to warm up real fast.
03:20And I was thinking more along the lines of a hot cocoa,
03:23but you do you.
03:30Release the hounds.
03:33It's time to go to the dog park.
03:36Daisy, where'd we go?
03:37Oh!
03:39Did we go to McDonald's?
03:44Why does Daisy get hers first?
03:47Because Cooper eats his too fast.
03:54Is it stuck?
03:56He's just making sure no one steals his bowl between meals.
03:59You good, man?
04:01You can't eat that.
04:03Why so serious?
04:07Okay, we're gonna get ready to do these from plank position.
04:11And here we go.
04:13Three, two, one, go.
04:15Down, roll, and up, plank.
04:19Okay.
04:20Let's try it again.
04:21Down.
04:21That dog is gonna have sick abs.
04:24And once again.
04:25Down, roll, and up, plank.
04:31Who wants a treat?
04:32Who wants a treat?
04:44Dog dog, prairie dog.
04:45Every kind of dog is welcome at the dog park.
04:58It's not quite big enough for a B&B.
05:01A burrow and bark.
05:02Oh, yeah, no matter what.
05:06Tank.
05:07BYU.
05:08I know you like BYU.
05:09Or VCU.
05:11He's having his dog pick the teams for his tournament bracket.
05:15Wisconsin or Montana?
05:17Hey, it's as good a gambling system as anybody else's.
05:22Okay, Montana.
05:25You're gonna ride shotgun?
05:27Ride it in style.
05:28Can you believe this rain?
05:30It's gonna stop every day.
05:36Porter.
05:37Porter.
05:38What happened?
05:41Is that from Denver?
05:43I've known Porter for 10 seconds and already know he needs a break from Denver.
05:48Leave him alone.
05:50Denver.
06:01Hey, O'Connor.
06:04Hey, O'Connor.
06:06We want to see some more sibling videos.
06:11Okay, Kathleen, Grady, Sharon, and Rocco, you want more sibling videos?
06:15Well, it's cute watching you guys asking for sibling videos with each other.
06:19Now enjoy these clips of sisters and brothers.
06:23I'll be there when you meet me.
06:26Yeah, that's for sure.
06:32And I know you'll be there for me.
06:35No matter what's in the store.
06:41I'll pick you up when you fall.
06:45Stick with you through it all.
06:47Yeah, you're my best friend.
06:52Together till the end.
06:56And when you need a hand.
07:01I'll be a happy one tonight.
07:04And when you need a hand.
07:05Yeah, you're my best friend.
07:19Yeah, you're my best friend.
07:23Yeah, you're my best friend.
07:24And when you need a hand.
07:33I've got to help you want to live
07:38Yeah, you're my best friend
07:48Hey, want to see your funny video on TV?
07:51Just upload it to AFV.com
08:05Some days are all green traffic lights
08:08and finding a $20 bill in the laundry.
08:10Other days are red traffic lights
08:12and finding a hair in your taco.
08:15It's like the universe decided,
08:17sorry, pal, it's not your day.
08:19Luckily for us, these people got their bad day on video.
08:26Careful, that's not a load-bearing floor.
08:41Here's why more fun than a bucket of lizards isn't a saying.
08:56This duo is turning into a trio.
09:04Isn't there anyone in this church willing to help this guy?
09:08You're standing like a cloud
09:10You're standing with us now
09:12Lord, unveil our hands
09:16You're the reason we're here
09:20You're the reason we're singing
09:25Sometimes you go strong to the hoop
09:27Sometimes the hoop goes strong to you
09:32Now, while you've got the hose out
09:34you might want to fill the base of the hoop
09:35so this doesn't happen again
09:39Birds flying in formation
09:41tend to leave a different formation
09:43all over the deck
09:44Oh my gosh, are you freaking kidding me?
09:53Oh my gosh, I'm disgusted
09:57Okay, well that was beautiful
09:59but there is
10:00all over Mickey's deck
10:02and on me
10:08Hold on, let me turn this off
10:10Oh my God
10:13Hats off to you
10:26Sometimes that rattling in your walls
10:28isn't your pipes
10:29Did you see that?
10:30No
10:33Dude, oh get the score
10:47Adults think it's easy being a kid
10:49Ha, I say
10:50Hey adults
10:51When was the last time you worried about cooties?
10:55Yeah, that's what I thought
10:56Now, here's some kids having a tough time
10:59with some totally non-cooties related problems
11:01Hey man, don't get your cooties on me
11:07Jesse, no dating until you're 30
11:24I'm not ready for you
11:25Oh, not ready for you yet
11:26Okay, go ahead
11:27I'll close your eyes
11:29A good magician never reveals his secrets
11:32He's not looking
11:34A bad magician uses see-through cups
11:36and doesn't realize he has no secrets
11:39Okay, which one is it in?
11:41Which one?
11:43Clear
11:44Clear
11:51I used to pick boogers at your house
11:55but not anymore
11:56Not anymore?
11:58I used to put them by your piano
12:01What?
12:05You used to put them boogers by my piano?
12:08On the wall by your patio
12:10Oh, well I'm glad you don't do that anymore
12:16What are you looking for?
12:18He can't understand why one hand is twice as warm as the other
12:21Your glove
12:22Your glove, your mitten
12:24You're holding it in your other hand
12:28He's so close to figuring this out
12:30Other hand
12:31Come on, you can do it
12:32Look at that hand
12:35Oh
12:43Wait a minute
12:44Two mittens
12:48So Kimmy, ask mom
12:50Do you want Pinot Noir?
12:54You want to pee in the water?
12:58Big muffins
13:00OMG
13:04That's so cute
13:05I hope the store has a good return policy
13:10I'm never going to play with this
13:17Can you tell me about your chocolate on your face?
13:20What happened?
13:21Um, a dot
13:25Ramen news on my face
13:28And I washed it
13:29Did you wash it with chocolate?
13:31Yep
13:37I'm happy to say that after all these years
13:40We're still getting tons of funny videos
13:42In fact, you could say
13:43We have an embarrassment of riches
13:45Plus, many of the videos feature embarrassed people
13:48Whose behavior earned them riches
13:50Like $100,000
13:52Holla
13:54You want to leave two or three gears over on this side
13:56Just in case?
13:57Yeah
13:59If the beers are going slow
14:00If I'm going slow, I'll say the beers
14:03This guy's B-Y-O-B
14:05Beer Yachts on Bridge
14:07Got this
14:09I got my money on
14:14That's not the way I want to stop
14:19Not even four-wheel drive is enough to conquer some hills
14:29That spare tire says enjoy the ride
14:32I wonder if he is, in fact, enjoying the ride
14:47I'm going to show you feel very bad
14:53Am I okay, doctor?
14:57It looks like you're dead
14:59Oh
15:04Well, what do you know?
15:05A camera shy emu
15:09Isabella, where are you?
15:19I'm hiding
15:22You're over there
15:25Is that where you are?
15:27Where?
15:27You're over there
15:29I'm in my castle
15:30You're in your castle
15:32Oh, that's a stupid mouth
15:33Do it again
15:34Just smile regular
15:37I want the ocean, though
15:38It's always fun when mom and dad try to take a selfie
15:43There it is
15:44Okay, put your help
15:46Okay, now look up at me
15:47Look at me
15:49No, look at the camera
15:50Oh
15:51See, that's a stupid face
15:54Get
15:55Okay, you ready?
15:57That's good
15:57One, two
16:09I'd like to tell you that the people in this next package are some of the smartest people on the
16:14planet
16:14But that would only be true if they were the only people on the planet
16:17Get set for Boat Hands
16:25This guy hops in the truck to grab something
16:27However, the driver doesn't know he's back there
16:40What is that?
16:41It's a nose guard, right?
16:43You know his parents will show this to his girlfriend when he's a teenager
16:47Turn it around, it's upside down
16:49What's it smell like?
16:50What is that?
16:51Hold it up
16:52Let's see what you're holding
16:53There you go
16:54It goes on like that
16:55Put it over your face
16:58Scrape it looks like this
17:09Honey, where's North?
17:10She's looking for the Northern Lights
17:12And ends up doing a big dipper
17:23Two grown men wrestling usually ends with two grown men making a trip to the hardware store
17:41Cats are known for their stealth
17:42This lady is known for her obliviousness
17:59Some couples like to try new things
18:01But this couple should stick to old things
18:14He has no idea how much a new window costs
18:17But he knows it's more than he has
18:30Come on, dude
18:31There is no way he'd dive into that disgusting pool
18:34Go
18:35What do you mean go?
18:37I'm not chump
18:38One other
18:39Oh my god
18:45Oh my god
18:55We keep hearing how robots are going to take our jobs
18:59But before I saw this next clip
19:01I thought there was one job that was still safe
19:03Bumbling security guard
19:06Here's to all the Paul Blarts out there
19:08Who will soon have to segue into a new line of work
19:12You know, because he wrote a segue
19:15You are trespassing
19:19Leave the premises immediately
19:22I just sat down
19:24Are you sitting here for a minute?
19:26Hi
19:27Let's take a break
19:29You are trespassing
19:31Leave the premises immediately
19:52Oh my god
19:54You areерм인이
19:58I am starving
19:59Jesus
20:00I isي
20:00There muziri
20:01You come here
20:03Noите
20:03Kyush
20:04Anika
20:06Kyush
20:07Kyush
20:07Kyush
20:08Kyush
20:22A sucker's bet is a bet you can't win.
20:25I don't make those kinds of bets.
20:27In fact, I only make a bet when I can spot the sucker a mile away.
20:31Care to wager on some sure things?
20:35The odds are good that I'll like these odds.
20:37It's time for I'll Take That Bet.
20:41You thought grandma could drink a venti frappuccino and make it through 18 holes of mini golf?
20:46I'll take that bet.
20:49I don't like that's better.
20:55You think the width of a slide isn't just as important as the length of a slide.
21:00Care to wager?
21:02Okay, ready, set, go!
21:07Oh, oh, oh.
21:10You don't think it's possible to get detention while you're already in detention.
21:15Lay your money down.
21:18Did you guys eat?
21:24Sabrina!
21:26You think your son will be playing pro basketball in 20 years.
21:30Huh, I like my chances.
21:33Summer.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:39You didn't think taking away a cat's toys would force him to find some other way to amuse himself.
21:45Oh, Alfonso's about to clean up.
21:52Oh, my God.
21:57Oh, my God.
22:20Let's bow our hearts for prayer.
22:22Heavenly Father, Heavenly Father, thank you.
22:26Thank you, Lord Jesus.
22:34Oh, God, because joy has come into the world.
22:44You want to take a bath?
22:47Let's take a bath.
22:49Come on.
22:51Let's take a bath.
22:57Let's go take a bath.
22:58Let's go take a bath.
23:00Come on.
23:01He has a very subtle way of telling you that he doesn't want to take a bath.
23:12Don't take a bath.
23:18Don't take a bath.
23:19Right.
23:21He's holding, like, his whole joint.
23:25Like, just...
23:28Tell me all the planets you drew.
23:31Go ahead.
23:32This is the sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, of Ceres, Milky Way, Galaxy, C, Jupiter, Saturn,
23:40Uranus, and Neptune, tiny Neptune, and Pluto is even tighter.
23:46That is awesome.
23:47Marshall, tell me what you drew.
23:50I drew on my butt.
23:54Ow!
23:57Let's circle back next week for another Inner Circle.
24:08Okay, all right.
24:10Listen carefully.
24:11Right there.
24:13Did you hear that?
24:15Actually, there was nothing to hear.
24:17I was just getting you ready for Name That Sound.
24:19So listen up at what's about to go down.
24:22Open your ears.
24:24It's time for Name That Sound.
24:30Name That Sound.
24:44Name That Sound.
24:57Name That Sound.
25:20And she rode off into the sunset to live happily never after.
25:31A little while ago, we took you to the winner's circle, where we caught up with some past winners.
25:36The people in these next videos are hoping to become winners tonight.
25:39So I guess that makes this the hopefuls hexagon?
25:45She finished mopping the upstairs, so she has the rest of the day to relax.
26:03Someone's getting tired of that baby crying all the time.
26:14I'm glad Florida Man got some new toys.
26:16And so is Florida Gator.
26:29All you've got to do, if you fall, all you've got to do is get off.
26:45Help, please.
26:47Help, please.
26:48Help, please.
26:48And help will be on the way.
26:49Help, please.
26:51Help, please.
26:51All you've got to do is get up and press the button, and it's on the way.
26:57Help, please.
26:58This girl releasing a butterfly realizes the circle of life can be a really tiny circle.
27:08You know, shooting the rock is just an expression.
27:14You're supposed to use a basketball.
27:28The photographer only cares about getting the shot.
27:30Not about keeping the bride and groom dry for the ceremony.
27:34Let's see if I can get the hook out.
27:37All right, Owl, come get him.
27:49Some people simply cancel their satellite TV.
27:52Others like to make a big show of it.
28:02That's Mount Rushmore.
28:03Jacob, who's the guys on there?
28:04That looks like who?
28:05The Beatles!
28:10It should be the Beatles on Mount Rushmore, but it's not.
28:19Next up is a montage of dancing animals set to music.
28:23The music, however, was made by humans.
28:25I mean, we let a few raccoons take a crack at it, but after listening to what they came up
28:29with,
28:30we realized we weren't quite ready to go full animal.
28:37giving you the originallagila
28:39for the most beautiful shopping sport.
28:41I will be the andro 배al.
28:42I will give you the temple.
28:42I will give you the
28:44takes away from Jesus in a while.
28:44I will give you the entire time.
28:50After singing and volunteering.
28:53To the teachers I will make a baby napkin.
28:55It's reverse now.
28:57It's Dutch.
28:58Bring Fern offensive.
29:00It's a chef during the episode.
29:03제가 start singing Você hizo Wordsley in the abusive way
29:46Upload your funny video to AFV.com for your chance at $20,000.
30:01Instant ramen is great because you don't have to wait long to cook it, and it's delicious.
30:06Instant karma is also great because you don't have to wait long to see people get their comeuppance,
30:11which is just as tasty.
30:23He's trying to play an internet prank on his sister, who also has the internet.
30:54I like when people answer their own question.
30:57It's just that hard to walk upstairs and spiked it.
31:04The bigger the water balloon, the bigger the backfire.
31:22A rubber ball and a rubber tire.
31:24That's too much bounce for this kid.
31:34Even the pros don't try the Celebration Cooler Dump all by themselves.
31:55You know what the world needs now?
31:56A boy who's refreshingly honest about when he'd like to eat his veggies.
32:01Why don't you eat your vegetables?
32:03Not today.
32:05Not today.
32:07Not today.
32:10I hope you've enjoyed a boy who's refreshingly honest about when he'd like to eat his veggies.
32:20That was just what the world needed.
32:22Now it needs one last chance to laugh at some funny videos before we find out which three clips have
32:28a chance to win $20,000.
32:29Man, I'm so nervous.
32:32Just asked for fingernails.
32:35It's a good Wednesday.
32:39I'd hate to see his Tuesday.
32:49The purpose of a snowblower is to blow the snow the other way.
32:59All right, show me a card you made.
33:01This is a sorry.
33:03She could make a living creating these for people on our show.
33:05On the inside it says, I'm sorry that you fell down the whole entire flight of stairs.
33:11And I love you, Dido.
33:14Hello, guys.
33:15So today?
33:17To keep his basketball video channel fresh, he added a sidekick, Scooter Boy.
33:23Ah!
33:26Ah!
33:26What's the way?
33:30Yo, chicken, shake your boot.
33:32Brian, let me see it.
33:33Let me see it.
33:33You got it, baby.
33:37Oh!
33:38Oh!
33:40Don't!
33:41Don't!
33:41Don't!
33:42Don't work!
33:43Okay, I'm going to make crackers today.
33:46The first thing we're going to do...
33:47Alfonso's cooking tip.
33:49Thanks.
33:49Kitchen scissors are your friend.
33:53Oh!
33:54Oh!
33:56Oh!
33:57Oh!
33:58Oh!
33:59Oh!
33:59Oh!
34:04Oh!
34:05Oh!
34:05Oh!
34:07Oh!
34:33What are the days of the week?
34:35Saturday.
34:38Plumman.
34:40Jack!
34:46We've got Deceiper!
34:53Yeah, uh, and P.S.R.
34:57Bye. I'll see you later, Mom.
34:59And that's the days of the week?
35:01Yes.
35:02Now, Saturday weekend, we'll see you on weekend.
35:06Bye, Mom.
35:07Bye.
35:11At AFB, we love dogs, and dogs love treats.
35:15And the only thing better than giving a dog a treat
35:17is a dog giving itself a treat by placing it on a spatula
35:21and then letting Fido flip it to himself.
35:23That's why the spatula treat trick
35:25is tonight's assignment, America.
35:27Now, rather than further explain
35:29how your pooch needs to be trained,
35:30check out these examples.
35:34Good boy.
35:35Hit it.
35:37Good boy!
35:40Up.
35:42Up.
35:45Wait.
35:46Up.
35:48Nice job.
35:50Now, Jess, be a good boy and tell us more.
35:55Finally, an assignment, America,
35:56that both you and your dog can really flip for.
35:59All you need is a spatula, a treat,
36:01and enough patience to teach your pooch
36:02a fun new trick,
36:03a trick that could win you a treat of 20
36:05or even 100 grand.
36:06Just upload the video to AFB.com.
36:09For full contest rules, log on to AFB.com,
36:11because flipping treats with your hound
36:13is even more fun than it sounds.
36:22We've had lots of laughs.
36:23We've grinned ear to ear.
36:24Now let's send someone's bank account
36:26into the stratosphere.
36:27Let's meet our finalists.
36:29First up, we all know ice is slippery,
36:31and snow can be too.
36:33But for this family,
36:34the concept appears to be new.
36:36It's frozen foursome fall
36:37sent in by Justice Bradbury
36:40from Gladewater, Texas.
36:43It's real slippery right here.
36:46Real slippery?
36:47Care to demonstrate?
36:50Ooh.
36:52Oh.
37:02Joining us are Justice Josh, Hudson, and Henry.
37:06Now, first of all, despite all the falling,
37:08no one got hurt, right?
37:10No, nobody was hurt.
37:12The only thing that was hurt was our pride.
37:14Okay.
37:15That was it.
37:16Now, who convinced you to send the video to AFB?
37:20It was my wife's coworkers
37:22and some family friends.
37:24We love them.
37:25And also, as far as we know,
37:27we've never had a video where four people fall,
37:31so that's pretty cool.
37:34I'm happy to be the first.
37:35There you go.
37:36There you go.
37:36Good luck, y'all.
37:39All right.
37:40Next up, this pooch loves his dinner
37:43right down to his soul.
37:45He loves it so much, he tries eating his bowl.
37:48It's Dog Dish Doofus
37:50sent in by Darcy Mannion
37:52from St. Louis, Missouri.
37:57Is it stuck?
37:58He's just making sure no one steals his bowl
38:00between meals.
38:02You good, man?
38:03You can't eat that.
38:06Why so serious?
38:10All right.
38:11Now, Darcy, how did Cuomo get the bowl stuck in his mouth?
38:16Well, he's always used to taking his bowl between meals,
38:20and he just wanted to hold onto that bowl extra tight
38:24this one time around,
38:25so he really squeezed it in there.
38:27All right, all right.
38:28Now, does he still pick it up and carry it around?
38:31No, he does not.
38:33We actually had to get a ceramic dog bowl
38:36because we got tired of having to find the dog bowl
38:39wherever it was in the house or the backyard between meals,
38:42so he doesn't do that anymore.
38:44Well, you know what?
38:45You had some good thinking.
38:48And good luck.
38:51And finally, nose-picking is yucky.
38:54Let's make that clear.
38:56But do you know what's worse?
38:57Leaving a souvenir.
38:58It's Piano Boogie Boy sent in by Debbie Ilias
39:01from Sauk Center, Minnesota.
39:04I used to pick boogers at your house,
39:08but not anymore.
39:09Not anymore.
39:11I used to put them by your piano.
39:14What?
39:17You used to put the boogers by my piano?
39:20On the wall by your piano.
39:23Oh.
39:24Joining us are Debbie, Axel, and Angie.
39:27Now, Debbie, after Axel,
39:29made this startling confession to you.
39:31Did you find any evidence that the story was true?
39:37The writing was on the wall, as were the boogers.
39:40Yes.
39:41The writing on the...
39:42Well, I apologize for using a technical term, but...
39:46My husband actually found it.
39:48We sent him the video,
39:49and he's the one that recovered it.
39:52Well, good yuck.
39:54I mean, good luck.
39:56Good luck.
39:57All right.
39:57All right.
39:59Well, we're going to find out
40:00who takes home the cash in just a minute.
40:02But first, let's take a look at some of the clips
40:04that didn't make our top three
40:05in tonight's honorable mention.
40:23Mine, mine, mine, mine.
40:44Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:46$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:50Here we go.
40:50Our third-place $4,000 winner is...
40:54Frozen Foursome Falls,
40:55sent in by Justice Bradbury from Gladewater, Texas.
41:02And the winner of the $20,000
41:04and tonight's funniest home video is...
41:08Piano Boogie Boys,
41:09sent in by Debbie Illia from Song Center, Minnesota,
41:13with Axl, Angie, and Debbie.
41:16Yes.
41:18Now, congratulations.
41:20Now, this was shot 10 years ago.
41:23Axl, I heard you were a little embarrassed
41:25about sending in the video,
41:26but how do you feel about your booger confession
41:29now that you won?
41:32Is it worth it, buddy?
41:33Yeah.
41:34Yeah.
41:36I think he's still in shock.
41:37That's what I think.
41:39Well, it was good you admitted it,
41:41and even better that you sent the video to us.
41:43Congratulations.
41:44You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:48Oh, my God.
41:49Yeah, yeah.
41:52Well, that's our show,
41:53and on behalf of our entire crew,
41:55I'd just like to say,
41:56I wish I hadn't eaten so many french fries during lunch.
41:59Yeah, am I right?
42:00Am I like...
42:00They're just kind of sitting there.
42:02Anyway, we'll see you next time,
42:04and don't forget,
42:05if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
42:06we'll send you an AFV T-shirt.
42:08So good night, everybody,
42:09and remember, send your video to me,
42:10you might win 20 Gs.
42:12Good night, y'all.
42:12Go, go, go.
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