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Resurrected To Be The Queen Bee Ep Engsub πβ¨π₯
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00:00:00This was me, casually ruining my personality.
00:00:0420 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:10Those clothes, those highlights, a Tamagotchi?
00:00:15I went back to 2006.
00:00:17Vote me for senior prom queen.
00:00:21Later, loser.
00:00:23Nothing's changed.
00:00:24Loser, loser.
00:00:26Mia, sit down.
00:00:28But that's the thing about second chances.
00:00:30You can always flip the script.
00:00:37You're a good chicken ass.
00:00:39I like this new you.
00:00:40High school bucket list item number one.
00:00:42Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:00:47Be brave even when it scares you.
00:00:50I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:00:54Do it, queen.
00:00:55Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:00:57Shut it, wannabe Lance.
00:00:59Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:01:01Start a riot.
00:01:02Bad fight!
00:01:05There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:01:08And it's not, Jess.
00:01:10Will you officially be my prom date so you can predict the future?
00:01:14Actually, I'm from the future.
00:01:18Ah!
00:01:19Ah!
00:01:22Ah!
00:01:23Ah!
00:01:24Ah!
00:01:28Everybody says things get better after graduation.
00:01:31But 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:01:34Don't fly.
00:01:40This is me.
00:01:42Casually ruining my house for a really long time.
00:01:51Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:01:58No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:02:00But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:02:04Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:02:06You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:02:08Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:02:12C-c-c-kay?
00:02:16I still run this school, not kids.
00:02:19Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:02:21Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:02:25from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:02:29Connor Oliver, and Jessica Hart.
00:02:40You okay?
00:02:41Am I okay?
00:02:43My forever crush just walked in looking at her Disney prints,
00:02:46and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name, but details.
00:02:52Yeah, I'm super good.
00:02:54You seem really amazing.
00:02:57Look who's talking.
00:02:58Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:03:02You're such a big shot in the city.
00:03:04I'm actually...
00:03:05I came here for someone very special.
00:03:09I came back for you.
00:03:11Yeah, um...
00:03:13Can I talk to you later?
00:03:14It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp
00:03:18and finally tell him how I feel.
00:03:20Absolutely.
00:03:22Actually, I want...
00:03:23Come on, come.
00:03:24Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:03:27So, let's give him one.
00:03:30He came back.
00:03:36Ah!
00:03:43Jessica, what the hell?
00:03:45Mia!
00:03:46Come here.
00:03:47Hey, it's okay.
00:03:48You're gonna be alright.
00:03:49Just hold on.
00:03:51I wish I could go back.
00:03:53What do you mean?
00:03:53Go back where?
00:03:54Then I could tell you how much.
00:03:56How much you want.
00:03:58Hey, Mia.
00:03:58Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:04:00Mia, look at me.
00:04:01What did you want to tell me?
00:04:08Am I...
00:04:09dead?
00:04:13Or did my wish come true?
00:04:14Did I really get a second chance?
00:04:20Holy bananas.
00:04:21No more front lines.
00:04:22I look 18 again.
00:04:24Which means...
00:04:27Look, the freak show lives.
00:04:29Rise and shine, Mia.
00:04:31I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:04:36Those clothes.
00:04:38Those highlights.
00:04:40A...
00:04:40Tamagotchi?
00:04:42I went back to 2006?
00:04:49When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:04:54Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:04:57I think I'm hallucinating.
00:04:59Mamie, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:05:05Loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser.
00:05:11Nothing's changed.
00:05:13Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:05:15And nobody.
00:05:16The girl who can't fight back.
00:05:18But that's the thing about second chances.
00:05:20You can always flip the script.
00:05:23High school bucket list item number one.
00:05:25Never put up with bullying again.
00:05:31Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill...
00:05:35Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:05:39Why?
00:05:40For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:05:43They do this every day.
00:05:51Don't be silly.
00:05:54Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:05:58She would never break.
00:06:01She just...
00:06:02Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:06:11Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:06:13And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:06:21Okay.
00:06:22So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:06:31Oops.
00:06:32What can I say?
00:06:34Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:06:38A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:42What's cleaning up?
00:06:43That's acid.
00:06:44I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:06:47And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:06:57Oh, these are so funny.
00:07:02Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:07:14Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:07:25So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:07:28High school bucket list item number two.
00:07:30Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:07:34Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:07:40Don't call me that.
00:07:42Or what?
00:07:42Little miss stutter.
00:07:45This time, no more shrinking.
00:07:48You do that again?
00:07:49I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:07:51Hey, what will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:07:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:59You're cheating your way into college.
00:08:00And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:08:04Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:08:07Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:08:13Let's see what this does to yours.
00:08:22Mia, put the bottle down.
00:08:27No!
00:08:27No!
00:08:28No!
00:08:29High school bucket list item number three.
00:08:31Teacher or least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:08:34Sorry, Ms. Thompson.
00:08:35Freak science accident.
00:08:37Blame chemistry.
00:08:38Oh, God!
00:08:41Damn, Mia.
00:08:43Wasn't expecting that.
00:08:44Little fight looks good on you.
00:08:47Use your words.
00:08:48Don't get lost in that smile.
00:08:50Just say something.
00:08:51No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:08:54No.
00:08:56You look good kicking ass.
00:08:58I like this new you.
00:08:59I like the new me, too.
00:09:02Goodbye, shy girl.
00:09:03Hello, high school 2.0.
00:09:06Ah!
00:09:07You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering!
00:09:12What's next, Mia?
00:09:13Running for prom queen!
00:09:15Stop!
00:09:16Stop!
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:17Maybe I will.
00:09:19Literally, no one knows you.
00:09:21And you want to run against me?
00:09:23Anyone can wear a crown.
00:09:26Not people like you.
00:09:29Need a reminder?
00:09:31Nikki!
00:09:32Sharpie!
00:09:33Now!
00:09:36If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen,
00:09:38I will not make your life a living hell.
00:09:40Feel!
00:09:45Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:09:50High school bucket list item number four.
00:09:52Be brave even when it scares you.
00:09:55I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:10:00Mia, Mama, Cita, Watkins,
00:10:02did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:10:06Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:10:08We lost touch after high school.
00:10:10I am not losing them again.
00:10:12I did.
00:10:14I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:10:16I just miss you so much,
00:10:18and I love you.
00:10:19Come here, Fran.
00:10:21It's been like 10 minutes,
00:10:23but we love you, too.
00:10:24And since we love you,
00:10:25let's get you right.
00:10:31Great!
00:10:32More maggots have arrived.
00:10:34Besides them, Mia, honestly,
00:10:36who else is going to vote for you?
00:10:39The misfits?
00:10:41The outcasts?
00:10:42Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:10:43plastic definition of prefect?
00:10:47To the queen.
00:10:48Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:10:50Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:10:52Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:10:54Well, since we're doing this,
00:10:57raise your hand
00:10:58if you want to vote for me.
00:11:04Okay.
00:11:05And raise your hand
00:11:06if you want to vote for Mia.
00:11:15Connor?
00:11:15What the hell did you just give her?
00:11:17Was that your number?
00:11:19My vote.
00:11:23Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:11:26Con-con, you already got the vote
00:11:29for prom king this year.
00:11:31We have to do this.
00:11:32Together.
00:11:33Everyone thinks we're
00:11:34Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:11:36Except for me.
00:11:38I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:11:41Everyone wants to date me!
00:11:43I'm head cheerleader!
00:11:45You're the basketball captain!
00:11:47Even our parents want us together!
00:11:49It's destiny!
00:11:50May the best girl win.
00:11:52Ah, Mr. Oliver.
00:11:55Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom
00:11:57or play in the basketball finals.
00:11:59Understood?
00:12:02Got it.
00:12:05Where do you think you're going?
00:12:06We have a pop quiz on...
00:12:08Theory of relativity.
00:12:09The answers are...
00:12:11A, C, C, B...
00:12:15I'll come back for my A later.
00:12:16No, you're not going anywhere
00:12:18until you take this test.
00:12:19High school bucket list item number five.
00:12:21Ditch class like a badass.
00:12:23Check it!
00:12:24If I'm wrong,
00:12:25I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:12:29You wasted.
00:12:31Ouch!
00:12:34Told ya!
00:12:35See you later, Misty.
00:12:43Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:12:47Oh!
00:12:48Oh!
00:12:50Um...
00:12:52Hey, Nina?
00:12:55Um, I'm sorry.
00:12:56I didn't mean to...
00:12:58Um...
00:12:58I'll get off you now.
00:13:01Uh, you good?
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03Oh!
00:13:04Sorry, your necklace.
00:13:05Oh, no.
00:13:06Don't worry about it.
00:13:07It's been in my family for years.
00:13:08It's, like, indestructible.
00:13:09Oh, it's pretty.
00:13:10Thanks.
00:13:11Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:13:15She's nuts.
00:13:18You know, I...
00:13:19I want to polish it up
00:13:20and give it to a girl I like.
00:13:21Wow.
00:13:22Jess is really lucky
00:13:23to have someone so thoughtful.
00:13:25Jess?
00:13:26Mm-hmm.
00:13:26Why would I give it to Jess?
00:13:28Well, because you two are a thing.
00:13:30You're like the school's, uh,
00:13:32Kylie and Chalamet.
00:13:34Hello.
00:13:35Uh, nothing.
00:13:36No.
00:13:36It's just you two were, like,
00:13:38junior prom king and queen last year,
00:13:39so I thought...
00:13:41She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:13:43You do.
00:13:44I see her constantly bullying everybody
00:13:46and she gets rewarded for it.
00:13:48That's why you won my vote.
00:13:51I thought you liked her.
00:13:53Wow.
00:13:54Huh.
00:13:56To be honest with you, Mia,
00:14:00there's only one girl
00:14:01that I've ever really liked,
00:14:03and it's not Jess.
00:14:06Then who?
00:14:09Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked
00:14:14is...
00:14:15Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:14:17Sorry.
00:14:18Oh, fuck.
00:14:19No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:14:19I'm great.
00:14:20What were you saying about the who you like?
00:14:21Oh, she's out of my league.
00:14:24She...
00:14:24Oh, god.
00:14:25It's okay.
00:14:26Yeah, I'm afraid.
00:14:27Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked
00:14:29is out of my league
00:14:30and she's beautiful
00:14:32and smart
00:14:34and she probably doesn't want to go out
00:14:36with a dumb child like me.
00:14:39You're not dumb, Connor.
00:14:42She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:14:45Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:14:50Cool.
00:14:51But I'm not going to ask her out
00:14:52until I get my grades up.
00:14:54High school bucket list, item number six.
00:14:57Pretend you're not heartbroken.
00:14:59I thought you're a crush like someone else.
00:15:01What did you have in mind?
00:15:02Well, if you could help me ace this test,
00:15:04I will help you win the crown.
00:15:09Make you prom queen.
00:15:12What do you think?
00:15:22Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:15:26Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:15:30Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:15:33Dr. Jessica!
00:15:38Dylan, if I don't take her on now,
00:15:39we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:15:45Oh, perfect.
00:15:46Just the people I wanted to see.
00:15:47You are just in time
00:15:49for my campaign kickoff.
00:15:51Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:15:57Oh, man.
00:15:59Here goes nothing.
00:16:01Connor will join too,
00:16:02since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:16:06What's his challenge?
00:16:08A chemistry test.
00:16:09Well, great.
00:16:11Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:16:13Sexual chemistry.
00:16:15Sexual what?
00:16:17The rules are simple.
00:16:19Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor,
00:16:22and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:16:25You down?
00:16:29Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:16:39Boo, no more applause.
00:16:41Jess already has the clap.
00:16:42Bite me, knee pads.
00:16:43Your little friend lost.
00:16:46Connor's mine, okay?
00:16:47This is the reunion all over again.
00:16:49I'm not letting her win this time.
00:16:52What the hell was that?
00:16:53Me winning.
00:16:54Can't wait to have you back, king.
00:16:57Concon and I are a tough act to follow,
00:16:58but, uh, show us your best, freak.
00:17:02Are you sure you want to do this?
00:17:04Did your man, Mia?
00:17:05Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:17:07You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:17:09Or anybody.
00:17:10You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:17:13You bet the most action you've ever gotten
00:17:15is from your stepbrother.
00:17:16Oops, was that a secret?
00:17:18I'm not doing this for them.
00:17:19It's for me.
00:17:21Just follow my name.
00:17:23High school bucket list item number set.
00:17:25Make the first move.
00:17:27No, you follow my lead.
00:17:33You follow my lead.
00:17:50So you guys, who did it better?
00:17:53Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia.
00:17:59Oh, damn.
00:18:01Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:18:03How dare you make out with that
00:18:05scum-sucking social climate science fair slut?
00:18:09I will destroy her life,
00:18:11and I will win, prom queen.
00:18:13Not if I can help it.
00:18:15The whole town wants us together.
00:18:17Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:18:19It's my favorite color!
00:18:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:24Yeah.
00:18:26Your prince is waiting.
00:18:28Has Fairfield's rumored player
00:18:29finally found his wifey to be?
00:18:31Stop drooling.
00:18:32Go over there.
00:18:33Or you can use your mouth
00:18:35in another creative way.
00:18:36Go, go, go, go.
00:18:37You stop then.
00:18:38Bye, bye.
00:18:38Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:18:40Mia,
00:18:41We really need to talk about that kiss.
00:18:48Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:18:50College.
00:18:52Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:18:54You hook up with college guys?
00:18:56No.
00:18:57But I will one day.
00:19:00My magic eight ball said so.
00:19:02So you can predict the future?
00:19:04Actually, I'm from the future.
00:19:07Right.
00:19:08It's my secret superpower.
00:19:10Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:19:16Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:19:20Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:19:23And it's not like you want to date me.
00:19:26Actually, about that, yeah.
00:19:27Well, let's just focus on beating Jess.
00:19:30And we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:19:33Yeah?
00:19:34Connor might be my forever crush.
00:19:36But he's also a forever playboy.
00:19:38At least that's what the rumors say.
00:19:42Fine.
00:19:43Yeah, look.
00:19:44For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:19:51So we could team up.
00:19:55Wait.
00:19:56Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:20:01You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:20:04You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:20:09Out of the way!
00:20:11Cooking class champions coming through!
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:20:18If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:20:25Still want to do this?
00:20:28Why not?
00:20:29Baking is just chemistry.
00:20:31Let the best bake-or win.
00:20:34Ew.
00:20:36And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:20:40Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:20:46What are you talking about?
00:20:48You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:20:50Let us help you out.
00:21:01Later, loser.
00:21:05Let me guess.
00:21:06Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:21:08I hope her bake-goods burn in hell.
00:21:10You want me to go, Cursor?
00:21:12Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:21:14But I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:21:16Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:21:18Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:21:22Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:25Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:21:32Mia, where are you?
00:21:35Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:21:37Did she chicken out last night?
00:21:43Conor, may I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:21:48I mean, this year's bake-off, H-B-I-C, Mia Watkins.
00:21:56Mia, you look...
00:21:57Like a fucking try-hard.
00:21:59Overdressed much?
00:22:00Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:22:02Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:22:06High school bucket list item number eight.
00:22:08Flirt like a hawk.
00:22:09Look who's talking.
00:22:11Jeff, ready to win?
00:22:13Stop putting on a show.
00:22:15This event is supposed to be about me.
00:22:17Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:22:20Call me queen.
00:22:25Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:22:35Shut up or die.
00:22:40All right.
00:22:41Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:22:43To your tables, please.
00:22:44Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:22:46Oh, yeah.
00:22:47We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:22:48with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:22:50It's really easy.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53It's science meets sweets.
00:22:55Come on.
00:22:56All right, contestants.
00:22:58The bake-off begins now.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:03And we'll smoke this in here.
00:23:06Like this, like that.
00:23:14And then...
00:23:16This is on your nose.
00:23:19That's too much.
00:23:20That's too much.
00:23:34Cool trick, Bill Nye the science nerd.
00:23:38Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:23:45Oops.
00:23:48Oops.
00:23:49Foot slipped.
00:23:51Sorry, not sorry.
00:23:53Oops.
00:23:54Sorry.
00:23:56My hand slipped.
00:24:00Oh, she's awful.
00:24:03Oh!
00:24:04If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:24:07She just kicked our table.
00:24:08I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:24:11Get back to work.
00:24:13It's fine.
00:24:13It's fine.
00:24:14So what do we do now?
00:24:15A good scientist always has a plan.
00:24:22And time.
00:24:26The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:24:31Jessica, you're up.
00:24:34It is a model of my mansion.
00:24:37And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:24:41So crazy!
00:24:43Yeah!
00:24:44This is our dessert.
00:24:46It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:25:12And all the votes are in.
00:25:15The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:25:35Mia Watkins!
00:25:37Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:25:45That's amazing.
00:25:46Woo!
00:25:48We did it!
00:25:50I can't believe it!
00:25:51Oh, that's my queen!
00:25:53That's my best friend!
00:25:54We love her!
00:25:55Best day of my life.
00:25:58I knew you could do that.
00:26:02No!
00:26:04Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:26:06Ugh!
00:26:10Not anymore.
00:26:14I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:26:17I'm sorry.
00:26:19High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:26:22Start a riot.
00:26:24Make it epic.
00:26:26Food fight!
00:26:30Food fight!
00:26:33Popular kids versus fans!
00:26:35Stop it!
00:26:36Stop it!
00:26:37Stop it!
00:26:42Stop it!
00:26:43Stop!
00:26:44Stop!
00:26:51Team Jessica!
00:26:52Team Mia!
00:26:52Get over here right now!
00:26:56principal davis before you say anything mia started it thank you for your honesty jessica
00:27:04you and your friends can go what no she's lying i would drop that attitude miss watkins
00:27:12you know what no i like having an attitude i lived for years without one and now it's here to
00:27:21stay
00:27:21one more bad word one more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended fine i'll stop having an
00:27:30attitude when you stop letting jessica's dad bride you oh sorry no one knows about that yet both of
00:27:39you pack your bags wait are we suspended i can't get suspended my dad's gonna fly back through his
00:27:47business trip and get me killed no no i'm giving you a vacation day you're both free to go okay
00:27:53for
00:27:53real of course you're both free to go and if uh you ever need anything feel free to come by
00:27:59my office
00:27:59the door's always open how much money did her dad give you uh 147 347 dollars you'll be quiet demon
00:28:09child come on let's take it though why don't you um help me clean up here my star students thank
00:28:17you
00:28:23did you see the look on his face yeah he was freaking out how did you know all that stuff
00:28:28though
00:28:29well i told you i can see the future so right it's not a deal yeah so tell me
00:28:38what do you see in our future tonight well i have to study for the science test oh yeah
00:28:44what's the one again uh anatomy it's the study of the human body yeah yeah you want to do it
00:28:53at my
00:28:53place my parents aren't home your place like a oh like us together you're alone yeah let's go professor
00:29:06i promise to be a good boy
00:29:10okay
00:29:10okay
00:29:18you
00:30:21Mia.
00:30:23Mia.
00:30:24Mia.
00:30:25Were you moaning at my questions?
00:30:27Not that dumb.
00:30:28No, no.
00:30:29I was asking about question number four.
00:30:32Actors abdominus.
00:30:33What is it?
00:30:36Get up.
00:30:37I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:30:38Oh!
00:30:39Oh!
00:30:40Oh!
00:30:42Alright, please me.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:47Can I?
00:30:49Alright.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:57I said.
00:30:59Racky.
00:31:00I said.
00:31:08Racky.
00:31:10Dominus.
00:31:11Maria.
00:31:12Amen.
00:31:14Is that the name?
00:31:15The name is that long.
00:31:16No, no, no.
00:31:17Dave forgot about that part.
00:31:18That's not important.
00:31:21Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:31:23He likes someone else.
00:31:24Yes.
00:31:25You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:31:33But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:31:49The rules are simple.
00:31:51If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:31:54Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:31:56High school bucket list item number 10.
00:31:59Unleash your inner vixen.
00:32:01No?
00:32:03Are you ready to lose?
00:32:06Trapezibus.
00:32:07Where?
00:32:08Oh my...
00:32:14Um...
00:32:15Brachialis.
00:32:25That's cheating!
00:32:27Don't look at that.
00:32:48You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:32:52close.
00:32:53That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:32:58I may have made up a few questions.
00:33:01Uh, to level the playing field.
00:33:04You...
00:33:06Bad girl.
00:33:09Violence is against the rules.
00:33:11So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:33:22Make me.
00:33:26Careful what you wish for.
00:33:30Oh my god!
00:33:32Oh no!
00:33:34What are you doing?
00:33:37You're crazy!
00:33:39No, I'm not just sure.
00:33:43That's for cheating.
00:33:52Connor!
00:33:53Are you in there?
00:33:54Oh shit!
00:33:55That's my dad!
00:33:56No!
00:33:56No!
00:33:57No!
00:33:58No!
00:33:58No!
00:33:59Come on, come on, come on!
00:34:00Okay!
00:34:02Yeah, just a second!
00:34:19Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:34:21She's my new tutor.
00:34:22Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:34:23Tutor, huh?
00:34:25Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:34:28So much for her tutoring.
00:34:30Dad, it's not like that.
00:34:32Mia is-
00:34:33Unimportant.
00:34:36Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:34:39She's from a good family.
00:34:40At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:34:42Dad!
00:34:44Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:34:48Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:34:54You're 18.
00:34:56Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:34:58Embarrassing?
00:34:59Dad, since when do you actually even-
00:35:01You know what?
00:35:02Never mind.
00:35:02Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:35:03I will help Connor pass.
00:35:07And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:35:10Oh?
00:35:11How can you be so sure?
00:35:13Just a hunch.
00:35:14Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:35:16Connor, wait!
00:35:17Just, please talk to him.
00:35:19You can fix this.
00:35:20I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:35:22I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:35:25I need to speak with my son.
00:35:27Alone.
00:35:30Dad, wait!
00:35:39Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:35:41Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:35:53Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:35:56I hope everything's okay.
00:35:58Today's test results were abysmal.
00:36:03But we did have two perfect scores.
00:36:07Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:36:11And congratulations, Connor.
00:36:14Keep up the good work.
00:36:21Oh!
00:36:23You got it.
00:36:24Good job.
00:36:28Thank you, Mia.
00:36:32Seriously, thank you.
00:36:34I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:36:37Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:36:41Have you talked to him?
00:36:42Maybe you two could work things out.
00:36:44I know you're trying to help,
00:36:47but you don't know him like I do.
00:36:49You know?
00:36:51I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:36:53I have to try.
00:36:55Your dad's running out of time.
00:36:57That's enough dad talk.
00:36:58I have a surprise for you.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:03Uh, wait.
00:37:05Before you guys go,
00:37:06I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:37:09for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:37:12So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:37:25Nicky.
00:37:26Cancel your plans.
00:37:28We have a party to ruin.
00:37:31Here you go.
00:37:32We'll see you this weekend.
00:37:33Come to the party.
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:36Oh, shit.
00:37:36That's my dad.
00:37:37Come on.
00:37:37Let's bounce before you see me.
00:37:38Wait, no.
00:37:39Just show him your test.
00:37:39He'll be thrilled.
00:37:40I'll show him another time.
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:41No, no, no.
00:37:41You don't have time.
00:37:42Just trust me.
00:37:44Come on, Connor.
00:37:45Talk to him.
00:37:46No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:46Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:37:49Hey, Dad.
00:37:49Hi, sir.
00:37:50What are you doing here?
00:37:54I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:37:58If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:38:08Thanks to Mia.
00:38:10No.
00:38:10No, I like barely helped at all.
00:38:12It was all Connor.
00:38:12You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:14Pride has to be earned.
00:38:16Connor's got a long way to go.
00:38:20You see that little gremlin over there?
00:38:25I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:38:31Got it.
00:38:33What if I can't do it?
00:38:35Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:38:38Force her.
00:38:46Hey.
00:38:47Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:38:49Can I borrow you real quick?
00:38:50I just had a quick premise your question.
00:38:52Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:38:54So why are you talking to me now?
00:38:55Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:38:58And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:39:02So can I get one or one?
00:39:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:39:05Enough.
00:39:06You are on thin ice as it is.
00:39:08No fights.
00:39:09Do you hear me?
00:39:10Luke, stop.
00:39:11I'm busy.
00:39:11Mia, please.
00:39:12Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:39:15Can you help me?
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Just this once.
00:39:19Connor, listen.
00:39:21I know that I'm hard on you.
00:39:23But it is because I-
00:39:25Dad, I gotta go.
00:39:26I'll talk to you another time.
00:39:28Get off me.
00:39:29I know you got that party coming up.
00:39:30The invite's still open.
00:39:32I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Five minutes.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:44Alright, let's go.
00:39:48Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:39:57CopCon.
00:39:58What a surprise.
00:40:00I'm busy, Jessica.
00:40:01Doing what?
00:40:02Looking for Mia?
00:40:04I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:40:08Ugh.
00:40:08You know Mia.
00:40:10She would do anything to be popular.
00:40:13But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:40:19She's gonna break your heart.
00:40:21And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:40:32I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:40:34No, no, no.
00:40:34Wait.
00:40:35You're not going anywhere.
00:40:36Until we talk about this party.
00:40:39We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:40:43Hey!
00:40:43Get the fuck off her!
00:40:45Oh, shit.
00:40:49Caps here!
00:40:49Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:40:52You might have a bro with us.
00:40:56Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:40:59let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:41:01Every action
00:41:03has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:41:09Alright.
00:41:11Good.
00:41:11I've got a party to get to.
00:41:15Fine.
00:41:16I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:41:20You know,
00:41:22for a second there,
00:41:23I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:41:25when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:41:29Rit.
00:41:32Rit.
00:41:33Ew.
00:41:34No, that walking steroid.
00:41:36He's not even close to my type.
00:41:38So, who is?
00:41:42You are...
00:41:47You are...
00:41:49You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:41:55It's crazy.
00:41:57What?
00:41:57It's so funny.
00:41:59Who is it?
00:42:04Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:42:08She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:42:10You should come.
00:42:11My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:42:12No, I can't.
00:42:14I have to change for that party.
00:42:16Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:42:18High school bucket list item number 11.
00:42:20Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:42:23She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:42:27You could probably borrow that.
00:42:28If you're into that.
00:42:30If you want to label something.
00:42:31Okay.
00:42:33Or not.
00:42:34I mean...
00:42:34Not...
00:42:35If you're into it.
00:42:37Really?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41I mean, our proton's positive.
00:42:44Right?
00:42:45Get it?
00:42:46Oh, yeah.
00:42:46Cool.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:48Let's go.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:56I need an answer.
00:42:59Should I?
00:43:11Mia.
00:43:14Look.
00:43:20You're completely wrong.
00:43:22Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:43:24You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street, because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:43:29What?
00:43:30Are you like a sidekick or something?
00:43:32No!
00:43:33I'm future girl.
00:43:34Remember?
00:43:35Right.
00:43:36Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s, because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:43:43Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:43:58Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:44:04I actually have no idea.
00:44:11Hey, ConCon and Sasquatch.
00:44:15I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:44:18And I brought party favors.
00:44:21Everyone's already done.
00:44:22Let's stop you in on the way over.
00:44:50I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:44:55So cute.
00:44:56Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Page four.
00:45:02She fed all my worst moments into a little paint book.
00:45:08Hey.
00:45:10Hey.
00:45:12I like your pigtails.
00:45:13And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:45:17This shit doesn't matter.
00:45:22Actually, it does.
00:45:27Is it supposed to hurt me?
00:45:29Um, yeah, that's kind of the whole point.
00:45:32Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:45:38See page seven.
00:45:39As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:45:41Are you blind?
00:45:43She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:45:47You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:45:52But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:45:59So go ahead.
00:46:01Read away.
00:46:02I have nothing to hide.
00:46:04Unlike you.
00:46:05If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:46:08You have nothing on me, poser.
00:46:10What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:46:16What?
00:46:18I...
00:46:19Nobody knows about that.
00:46:21You just wait till Facebook.
00:46:23Facebook?
00:46:24What?
00:46:24Okay, English much?
00:46:25You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:46:28But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:46:40What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:46:43Your couch potato.
00:46:45Yeah, show us your stressed out brainy pain.
00:46:48That is way too far, Jessica.
00:46:51My mom gave her that dress.
00:46:52And it looks tragic on her.
00:46:54Honestly, I was helping.
00:46:56Hey, you're beautiful, Mia.
00:46:58And you know it.
00:46:59It's okay.
00:47:00I'm not embarrassed.
00:47:06Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about look, right?
00:47:12High school bucket list, item number 12.
00:47:16Flown it while you've got it.
00:47:36Holy shit, Mia.
00:47:40Yes, Mia.
00:47:41Yes, Mia.
00:47:41Okay, Mia.
00:47:42Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:47:45Wow.
00:47:46Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:47:49FYI, you will never be like us.
00:47:52You will never live like us.
00:47:54No, I want to live better.
00:47:57How about a game of truth or dare?
00:47:59I dare you all to strip something off.
00:48:06High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:48:09Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:48:13Who cares if they stripped?
00:48:15Anyone can do that.
00:48:16I can do it.
00:48:17And I bet I can do it even better.
00:48:30Fine.
00:48:31I thought those mouth fingers had a dumbass party.
00:48:34Bye, Jess.
00:48:39Ugh.
00:48:41Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:49:09Oh, my wrist.
00:49:11I think I sprained it.
00:49:13Hey, hey, hey.
00:49:14Hey, Mia.
00:49:16Hey, she's not waking up.
00:49:17She needs help.
00:49:19Someone at least get me some ice.
00:49:21Now.
00:49:23Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:49:26You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:49:28Not before I tell you that.
00:49:34Mia, I've always...
00:49:36Mia, hey.
00:49:38Hey.
00:49:39Hey, Mia.
00:49:39You okay?
00:49:40Yeah.
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:44What happened?
00:49:46Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:49:49Okay.
00:49:49I was trying to recycle.
00:49:52How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:49:56I didn't see that coming.
00:49:58I was trying to do it.
00:49:59Yeah.
00:49:59Yeah.
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02Hey, hey, hey.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:04Hey, party's over.
00:50:06Everyone out!
00:50:07You heard him.
00:50:08Go.
00:50:08Get out.
00:50:09Remember, vote Mia.
00:50:10Vote Mia.
00:50:10Vote Mia.
00:50:11Vote Mia.
00:50:11I got you.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14Let's go.
00:50:24Thank you for saving my life.
00:50:28I'm just glad you're okay.
00:50:30For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:50:41What's wrong?
00:50:41Jess never gets better.
00:50:45Better at what?
00:50:47Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:50:50And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:50:55I would never date Jessica.
00:50:57Connor.
00:50:58Seriously.
00:50:59Stop.
00:51:02Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:51:05You know the girl I actually do like?
00:51:09She...
00:51:10I know.
00:51:10She's a genius.
00:51:11And you're getting your grades up for her.
00:51:13It's really cool.
00:51:15Get some rest.
00:51:17I'll be in the guest room.
00:51:19Connor.
00:51:20Can you stay with me?
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:40You're the genius, Tommy.
00:51:43I'm doing this all for you.
00:51:52I'm doing this all for you.
00:52:14You have a beautiful voice.
00:52:18You scared me.
00:52:21God.
00:52:22God.
00:52:22No, I don't.
00:52:24I like to sing when I'm busy or bored, so it's never around anyone, which is good.
00:52:31I'm not just anyone.
00:52:37What is all this?
00:52:38What is all this?
00:52:39Well...
00:52:40You know the tradition...
00:52:42Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:52:46Can you help me wrap?
00:52:49Mia, this is amazing.
00:52:51No one else would do this for their class.
00:52:56I've never met anyone like you.
00:53:00My dad, anyway.
00:53:06So, 8-Ball Girl, what's future me like?
00:53:11Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:53:13You're not! Don't even look. I know you're not.
00:53:18You're actually super successful.
00:53:23Really smart. Kind.
00:53:30You're pretty perfect.
00:53:36No wonder I was in love.
00:53:46Hold up. Who did you say you're in love with?
00:53:49No one.
00:53:50I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:53:57Because now I know all of these. It's awesome.
00:54:02Yeah. So, who do I get married to?
00:54:08Jessica Alba.
00:54:10So, you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:54:15Okay.
00:54:17You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:54:20Really?
00:54:21You know what I see in our future?
00:54:27Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:54:31I'd love to.
00:54:34Question. Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:54:37I'm sure he will come to other games. He's busy.
00:54:43He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:54:45Wait, wait.
00:54:48Connor.
00:54:50Your dad.
00:54:51Enough about my dad.
00:54:53Actually, come on.
00:54:54You don't want to be late.
00:54:56Okay.
00:55:11Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:55:13That's what won you crazy votes.
00:55:15Sure.
00:55:17But...
00:55:20I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:55:22Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:55:27And who knows what'll happen then. Right?
00:55:34Graduate in style, besties.
00:55:37Oh.
00:55:39You're too late, Butterface.
00:55:42The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:55:59So you're buying votes now?
00:56:02Me?
00:56:03No.
00:56:04I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:56:08But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:56:15Besties?
00:56:17You don't even know their names.
00:56:20Of course I do.
00:56:22Well, the hot ones.
00:56:25The rest are freaks, not people.
00:56:27But hey, money talks, right?
00:56:29Even to losers with social rabies.
00:56:33But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:56:44Look!
00:56:45Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:56:48That's cute.
00:56:50I got some Gucci earrings.
00:56:59At least my gifts mean something.
00:57:01Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:57:06But you can't.
00:57:08Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:57:09Do you want to try saying that again?
00:57:13Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:57:15Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:57:18And I love all my subjects.
00:57:22Even you.
00:57:23Look!
00:57:42OMG!
00:57:43You're twinny!
00:57:45You're twinny!
00:57:53Marge Simpson hair.
00:57:54Pancake face.
00:57:55Hool-Aid body.
00:57:56I mean, it's perfect.
00:57:58Oh!
00:57:59And Con Con, here is your gift.
00:58:01Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:58:05I don't want anything from you.
00:58:08Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:58:17No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:58:20Prom queen.
00:58:21Connor.
00:58:22What am I even doing here?
00:58:26Bribes aren't my thing.
00:58:28Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:58:31He might be down.
00:58:34Hey, Mia, wait.
00:58:35Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:58:38They're special.
00:58:39Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:58:43No.
00:58:43No, they're stupid.
00:58:46And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:58:49Just trust me.
00:58:51They're gonna love them.
00:58:52Hey, you guys.
00:58:54Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:58:56And you're gonna love them.
00:58:59Shhh.
00:59:01Shhh.
00:59:03Shhh.
00:59:05Shhh.
00:59:08Shhh.
00:59:09Shhh.
00:59:10Shhh.
00:59:11Shhh.
00:59:14Shhh.
00:59:16Shhh.
00:59:16Shhh.
00:59:16Shhh.
00:59:19Shhh.
00:59:20Shhh.
00:59:20Shhh.
00:59:21Shhh.
00:59:23Shhh.
00:59:23Shhh.
00:59:25Shhh.
00:59:26Shhh.
00:59:28Shhh.
00:59:28Shhh.
00:59:28Shhh.
00:59:28Shhh.
00:59:29Shhh.
00:59:38Shhh.
00:59:44Shhh.
00:59:47I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:59:51But you should.
00:59:52You're more talented than you know.
00:59:55You just need a cool artist name.
00:59:59Like, Banksy.
01:00:12You'll be an amazing songwriter.
01:00:13Just right about that breakup, Taylor.
01:00:20That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
01:00:26Be Jordan.
01:00:29Mia, these are incredible.
01:00:32But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
01:00:37Just wait a few years.
01:00:39You're gonna be filthy rich.
01:00:42And you deserve it.
01:00:48Everybody shut up!
01:00:50Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
01:00:54Why don't you open your gift and find out?
01:00:56I got one for you, too.
01:01:04You trash, these new primes.
01:01:07Fuck!
01:01:09Okay!
01:01:10All right, fine, you just keep your house!
01:01:12Please!
01:01:17Hey, um...
01:01:20This one's for you.
01:01:32Yeah, I...
01:01:36Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:01:40This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:01:42Okay.
01:01:43How did you find...
01:01:45Magic eight ball.
01:01:46You remember?
01:01:47A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:01:50It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:01:53Do everything with your dad.
01:01:55While you can.
01:01:59You'll never get this time back.
01:02:04Yeah, thank you.
01:02:07Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:02:09Hey, no!
01:02:10Tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:02:11Promise me...
01:02:13That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:02:15That's all I want.
01:02:28For you...
01:02:29I'll do it.
01:02:34Congrats.
01:02:35Looks like you went over the class.
01:02:39Now what?
01:02:42It's time to slip out of the shadows.
01:02:48Hey, everyone.
01:02:50Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:02:55Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:03:08I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:03:27What are you rejects doing here?
01:03:32Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:03:36We're taking a stand.
01:03:38We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:03:42No plastics for prom!
01:03:44No plastics for prom!
01:03:46You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:03:49Worshipped?
01:03:52They were terrified of you.
01:03:54It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:03:57But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:04:01What?
01:04:02What?
01:04:03Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:04:12Attention, everyone!
01:04:13America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:04:40Come on, Mia!
01:04:42We're all waiting!
01:04:45Hey!
01:04:46Yes!
01:04:46Hey, yes you can.
01:04:48Show them all what you can do.
01:04:52All of them.
01:04:55No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:04:59Just don't look at them.
01:05:01Look at me.
01:05:03I believe in you, Mia.
01:05:04Get your camcorder ready.
01:05:06This is gonna be legendary.
01:05:10I believe in you.
01:05:16High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:05:19Live your Beyonce dance.
01:05:25Hi, everyone.
01:05:28Please rise.
01:05:42Oh.
01:05:51Just look at me.
01:06:00Oh, say can you see
01:06:06By the dawn's early light
01:06:13What so proudly we hailed
01:06:17At the twilight's last gleaming
01:06:24Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:06:29Through the perilous fight
01:06:33O'er the ramparts we watched
01:06:38Were so gallantly streaming
01:06:44And the rocket's red glare
01:06:48The bombs bursting in air
01:06:53Gave proof through the night
01:06:57That our flag was still there
01:07:03O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:07:15O'er the land of the free
01:07:21And the home of the brave
01:07:31O'er the ramparts, our flagpole
01:07:33O'er the ramparts, our flagpole
01:07:45tell flailing
01:07:45O'er the rampartsεΏ«fall
01:08:06If you want to win, you've got to give him a show, right?
01:08:09Yeah.
01:08:10Plus, I like kissing you.
01:08:12What were you saying?
01:08:14Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:08:25Shit, that's my dad.
01:08:27What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:08:30What if I fuck up?
01:08:31Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:08:36This is the big game, Mia.
01:08:39This is the only game he cares about.
01:08:41Hey, look at me.
01:08:43I already know what happens, remember?
01:08:47Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:08:51It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:08:57I trust you.
01:09:01And here we go, everyone, the big championship game.
01:09:04The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:09:08Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:09:37And ten seconds left.
01:09:39The home team is down two points.
01:09:41And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:09:48He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:09:58He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:10:00And there he goes.
01:10:04Yes, he scores!
01:10:07The Fairfield Lions 49-48.
01:10:10And they win the game!
01:10:21Let's go!
01:10:23First, an A, and now this.
01:10:28Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:10:32Really?
01:10:33Really.
01:10:35I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:10:39And on you.
01:10:44I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:10:47Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:10:51Congratulations.
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:56You were right about everything.
01:11:00Am I being pumped?
01:11:02That pipply mouth pretty there isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown?
01:11:07We will take you down with the tax.
01:11:10For good!
01:11:11I won because of you.
01:11:12No, not only one because of you.
01:11:15I just gave you a little hint.
01:11:17But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:11:23I could do a lot better than that.
01:11:35Wait.
01:11:37Should we be doing this?
01:11:39I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:11:43It's you, Mia.
01:11:44It always has been.
01:11:49Holy circus.
01:11:52Holy circus.
01:12:39Good morning, beautiful.
01:12:43You're staring again.
01:12:46Five more minutes.
01:12:49You're kind of distracting.
01:12:53Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:12:57I can't have a chem test.
01:12:59This was your chem test.
01:13:02And you passed.
01:13:04With flying colors.
01:13:10Okay, say we do skip class.
01:13:15And what about brown tonight?
01:13:20Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:13:24I figured I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:13:27You're never going to let that go.
01:13:29That's stupid.
01:13:32It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:13:35How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:13:40Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:13:44What?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:45I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:13:48And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:13:51No, you didn't.
01:13:52Yeah.
01:13:53It's so hot.
01:13:58Okay, so.
01:14:00Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:14:02Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:14:03Yes, please.
01:14:04Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:14:10Mia Watkins.
01:14:13Will you...
01:14:14Will you...
01:14:19Will you officially be my prom date?
01:14:23And my girlfriend?
01:14:27Yes, I will go with you.
01:14:29And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:39Let's go win that crown.
01:14:41Five more minutes, you said.
01:14:42Oh.
01:14:43Come on.
01:14:47I am going to give you
01:14:48the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:14:52Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:14:56Maybe she's going to.
01:14:58I don't know.
01:15:00You want to beg at the game.
01:15:02Maybe she's given up.
01:15:06No.
01:15:09She won't.
01:15:14I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:15:19I'm sorry.
01:15:20Say it again.
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24This is going to sound insane.
01:15:26Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:15:27So I have to tell you the truth.
01:15:33I'm from the future.
01:15:43Okay.
01:15:45Yeah, the future.
01:15:46Cool.
01:15:48Are you like totally freaked out?
01:15:49Are you going to like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:15:54No, you're not.
01:15:56Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:16:00If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:16:09Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop.
01:16:12How does Lost end?
01:16:13Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:16:15Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:16:18Uh, Lance does come out.
01:16:20And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:16:23The future's pilot.
01:16:25You have no idea.
01:16:26But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:16:31So will you help me?
01:16:35Come in.
01:16:37But before we close the hell mouth, that is Jess.
01:16:43Let's go.
01:17:09You look like a queen.
01:17:12Thanks.
01:17:14Hopefully I'll look.
01:17:30Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:17:41You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:17:47Yay!
01:17:51Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:17:53Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:17:56We're going down, Watkins.
01:17:59Bring it on, Jessica.
01:18:05Okay.
01:18:12Oh, Hong Kong.
01:18:13You look so good.
01:18:15Lots of stuff in your color.
01:18:17Oh, thanks.
01:18:18FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:18:24Oh my God.
01:18:25Give it up, Jessica.
01:18:26Jessica, I don't...
01:18:27I want Mia.
01:18:29Ugh!
01:18:30But I want you.
01:18:31We are perfect together.
01:18:33Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:18:37Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:18:40ConCon, think about your future.
01:18:44My life is going to be amazing.
01:18:47It could be.
01:18:49If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:18:55You can be better than this, Jess.
01:19:02I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:19:15Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:19:21It could save your future if you don't.
01:19:29I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:19:32I'm not planning on doing anything.
01:19:44I tried.
01:19:46Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:19:50I think it's cracking.
01:19:53I don't know, but just go get them.
01:19:56Hurry, they are dying.
01:19:59I'm not planning on doing anything.
01:20:19Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:20:25Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:20:30Mia Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:20:35And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:21:01While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:21:07Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:21:11I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:21:18I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:21:31Hi.
01:21:33I shouldn't be here.
01:21:36That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:21:40I wasn't good enough.
01:21:43I wasn't pretty enough.
01:21:45I wasn't strong enough.
01:21:48But I'm here now.
01:21:53And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:21:56The misfits, the outcasts.
01:21:59Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:22:03You're not.
01:22:17All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:22:20It looks like we have a winner.
01:22:28And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:22:38Jessica Hart!
01:22:45I'm so sorry.
01:22:46Hey, it's okay.
01:22:48This is your moment you earned it.
01:22:55I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:23:01Smile, King.
01:23:02It's for the year ago.
01:23:08You were right.
01:23:09You saw it all.
01:23:14And you believed to me.
01:23:18Out of the way, freak.
01:23:20This is for royalty only.
01:23:22Oh, shut it, 9021ho.
01:23:26Mia has something to say.
01:23:28I warned you.
01:23:33Mia?
01:23:39Mia?
01:23:39Mia?
01:23:40Mia?
01:23:40Mia Watkins?
01:23:41They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:23:44What?
01:23:45No.
01:23:47These are fake.
01:23:48Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:23:51Mia.
01:23:52Is this true?
01:23:54No.
01:23:54No.
01:23:55Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:24:00Okay?
01:24:02Mia?
01:24:03Mia actually cares about this class.
01:24:06It's no wonder that she won.
01:24:07Fairly.
01:24:09But don't take it from me.
01:24:12Let's see.
01:24:12Show of hands.
01:24:13Who voted for Mia?
01:24:19Mia.
01:24:20Mia!
01:24:21Mia!
01:24:22Mia!
01:24:23Mia!
01:24:24Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:28Mia!
01:24:29So...
01:24:44They actually voted for me?
01:24:44Ah! The crowd is mine! I'm the popular one! I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader! What
01:24:53more do you people want?!
01:25:13Jessica, first you cheated. Now you could have killed someone. This is grounds for expulsion. Security!
01:25:20No! No, it was Mia! She knows things. She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:25:28Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:25:31No!
01:25:40She's so nasty.
01:25:43Got something, Mia? Help me. You'll get it in a few years.
01:25:46No! No! This isn't right!
01:25:50You suck! You're a cheater!
01:25:54Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:26:00Here. Take this.
01:26:03No, I can't take that.
01:26:05Yes. I want you to.
01:26:08Go away no matter when or where you are.
01:26:11You can find me.
01:26:13Time-traveling nerd.
01:26:17Right here.
01:26:31Here.
01:26:32Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. You okay? I'm okay. What happened?
01:26:48you tripped and fell
01:26:50you alright
01:26:58where's Jessica
01:27:00Jessica
01:27:02Jessica Hart
01:27:04I don't know she's probably in prison by now
01:27:07remember she got arrested
01:27:09at prom
01:27:09I haven't seen her since 2006
01:27:16everything that happened senior year came to
01:27:23but that's all in the past
01:27:25I want to focus on the future
01:27:29you know Watkins
01:27:31since the first time I met you
01:27:33in freshman year
01:27:35I loved you
01:27:37you were
01:27:38the cutest
01:27:40glasses wearing
01:27:41nerd I ever met
01:27:46and from our wild study sessions to
01:27:50winning prom king and queen
01:27:52senior year
01:27:54to taking on the whole world
01:27:56I
01:27:56I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:28:00to be my partner
01:28:03to be my partner
01:28:04you know Watkins
01:28:09will you marry me
01:28:11hurry up and say yes
01:28:12I have to get back home to Lance
01:28:23I can't believe this is happening
01:28:25you're a time traveler Mia
01:28:28you didn't see this coming
01:28:31us getting engaged
01:28:33no
01:28:34not a million years
01:28:37but hey I guess
01:28:40some things
01:28:41you never see coming
01:28:43I always knew
01:28:56I would like to learn
01:28:59no
01:29:00you
01:29:02do
01:29:03When no one sets my body on fire
01:29:09No one gives me shivers like you
01:29:15Oh, no one does it, baby
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