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Nora was supposed to marry her perfect AI match… until her own stepsister stole him.
Humiliated and discarded, she’s forced into a desperate marriage with a lowly janitor—becoming the family’s biggest joke.
But behind his silence lies a dangerous truth.
He’s not just a janitor… he’s the billionaire mastermind who designed her fate.
This marriage was never an accident.
It was a test.
And now that real feelings are involved… someone’s heart is about to shatter.
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✍Synopsis: 🔍
Nora was supposed to marry her perfect AI match… until her own stepsister stole him.
Humiliated and discarded, she’s forced into a desperate marriage with a lowly janitor—becoming the family’s biggest joke.
But behind his silence lies a dangerous truth.
He’s not just a janitor… he’s the billionaire mastermind who designed her fate.
This marriage was never an accident.
It was a test.
And now that real feelings are involved… someone’s heart is about to shatter.
💔GENRE: Hidden Identity、Flash Marriage、Enemies to Lovers、Revenge Romance
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00:00:02Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:00:07Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:00:13Boss, everything's ready to go.
00:00:16Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:00:21It doesn't matter.
00:00:22Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:00:26The algorithm's never wrong.
00:00:27Soon the world will see our daughters match with the elite.
00:00:30It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:00:32Excellent.
00:00:34Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:00:36As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:00:43wraps.
00:00:43If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:00:49Welcome.
00:00:50This is my last chance.
00:00:54Could it be me?
00:00:55If I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:01:02Congratulations, Nora.
00:01:04Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:01:10Okay, this might work.
00:01:13And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:01:16How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire, and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:01:23Hey, babe.
00:01:25Gavin's the name.
00:01:26Money's the game.
00:01:27Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:01:30Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:01:32Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:01:34He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:01:37Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:01:39Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:01:42Because their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:01:48The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:01:51You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:01:56Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:02:05This outcome is unexpected.
00:02:08Interesting.
00:02:09Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:02:11The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:02:14Ready for Dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:02:18Is this really the end?
00:02:22That janitor?
00:02:24He has Bianca's match.
00:02:26Fine.
00:02:26I'll take him.
00:02:27My fate is mine to decide.
00:02:29I'm getting married today.
00:02:32What's she gonna do?
00:02:38Just play along?
00:02:40What?
00:02:56What a surprise.
00:02:58Beautiful.
00:02:59And such a fighter.
00:03:01Interesting.
00:03:02Nora!
00:03:02The hell are you doing?
00:03:04Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:03:07What a joke!
00:03:08A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:03:14Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:03:18My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:03:23Look at me, princess.
00:03:24I'm just a janitor.
00:03:26Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:03:29Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:03:34That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:03:40True love can be modeled.
00:03:42It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:03:46Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:03:48I'm not some line of code, though.
00:03:51Is she doubting my data?
00:03:53I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:03:56All right, let's make a bet.
00:03:59A one-year marriage contract.
00:04:01If I've fallen in love with you, you win.
00:04:04And you'll get half.
00:04:06Everything I own.
00:04:10Of what?
00:04:11A mop and a bucket?
00:04:14Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:04:17Tell you what.
00:04:18If I fall for you, you get half the money.
00:04:22Deal.
00:04:23I like those odds.
00:04:28I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:04:31Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:04:40We're getting married.
00:04:44Victor!
00:04:48Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:04:58Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:05:01Are you really just gonna wash it off?
00:05:03I need to start looking my best.
00:05:05Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart,
00:05:07it'll grow into love.
00:05:09I'm winning this bet.
00:05:13Marrying the janitor.
00:05:14You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:05:18Nora, you told that loser the marriage is off.
00:05:21Looks too bad.
00:05:22We already signed the papers.
00:05:25I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:05:28Fine.
00:05:28But when it all falls apart, don't come crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.
00:05:34You.
00:05:35Throw out our luggage.
00:05:38Please.
00:05:39No, wait.
00:05:39Stop.
00:05:55Now that you're a janitor's wife, you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:05:58Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:06:01Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:06:03Poverty stinks.
00:06:06And it's contagious.
00:06:09Oh my God.
00:06:10Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:06:13I know.
00:06:14He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:06:21Where's your beloved janitor?
00:06:22Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:06:24Where are you, Elvis?
00:06:26Watch out.
00:06:50Is this the man I just married?
00:06:53Wait.
00:06:55Those eyes.
00:06:58Those muscles.
00:07:01Is this the man I just married?
00:07:05Whoa, he's handsome.
00:07:11Hey.
00:07:13Are you okay?
00:07:14Why did you jump in the way?
00:07:15I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:07:17Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:07:20No.
00:07:21Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:07:22He's just your contract husband.
00:07:25Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:07:28Fuck.
00:07:29The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:07:35What the fuck?
00:07:37You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:07:38Get real, babe.
00:07:40This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:07:43Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:07:46You're right.
00:07:47Brains beat looks.
00:07:49This shit scrubber might have a nice body, but his bank account is malnourished.
00:07:59Horses?
00:08:00Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:08:03My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:08:06He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:08:10Surpass me?
00:08:12Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:08:14Mr. S?
00:08:16That's an ambitious goal.
00:08:17Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:08:20Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:08:23It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:08:26You'll see how different we really are.
00:08:27A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:08:29It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:08:32Oh, how poetic.
00:08:34Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:08:37Still acting tough?
00:08:39Don't tell me.
00:08:40You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:08:45Bring out my car.
00:08:48This is where we go.
00:09:06What the hell is that thing?
00:09:08A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:09:12How perfect.
00:09:14Get out of here.
00:09:20Come on.
00:09:28I'm sorry about this.
00:09:30Hey, don't apologize.
00:09:32This is super cool.
00:09:33I've never been in a car like this before.
00:10:01Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:10:04It's a nice place for a janitor.
00:10:07Make yourself at home.
00:10:09There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:10:14I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:10:17I couldn't do that.
00:10:18I couldn't do that.
00:10:19So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:10:21No, I didn't mean that.
00:10:23It's just, I...
00:10:25Whatever makes you feel good.
00:10:26I don't know.
00:10:28I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
00:10:32Peach-flavored lube?
00:10:41You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:10:45Just give it back.
00:10:47No, give it back.
00:10:49Hey, come on.
00:10:50Give it back.
00:10:53Boy, it was chess.
00:10:56It feels amazing.
00:10:58You really can't wait, can you?
00:11:01We're married now.
00:11:02We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:11:08Sooner or later.
00:11:20I'd say the sooner the better.
00:11:24I need some water.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:30How cute.
00:11:31I still win this round, though.
00:11:33It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:11:43Damn it.
00:11:44He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:11:47Well, I'm not complaining.
00:11:50Look at this muscle.
00:11:52He's too fine.
00:11:57Oh, help it!
00:12:05Oh, gosh.
00:12:08No, I'm so sorry.
00:12:10I didn't know you were there.
00:12:11Oh, my God.
00:12:13She's perfect.
00:12:18If you think ogling after me
00:12:19after torpedoing you with water
00:12:20is going to make me fall in love with you,
00:12:22you're sorely mistaken.
00:12:26You like to stop?
00:12:27I'm just kidding.
00:12:31Oh, my.
00:12:33Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:12:36Are gender supposed to be built like that?
00:12:39Now, hold still.
00:12:42Maybe.
00:12:43Mmm, let me enjoy my perks.
00:12:46Sorry for getting you high.
00:12:47I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:12:50No, no, no, never.
00:12:51Fix your apps.
00:12:52They're perfect.
00:12:55The pipe.
00:12:56I-I-I-I meant the pipe.
00:12:58Is the pipe fixed?
00:13:00Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
00:13:02It's freezing in your hair
00:13:03and I'm soaking wet, so.
00:13:06Freezing?
00:13:08Well, let me warm you up.
00:13:13What is he trying to do to me?
00:13:18All right, if you want to build heat in your core,
00:13:20you have to engage it.
00:13:21Sure.
00:13:22Yoga can keep me warm.
00:13:24Can you...
00:13:25Can you not stand so close?
00:13:27How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:13:29My form?
00:13:30What, are you a yogi now?
00:13:32I thought you were a janitor.
00:13:33I guess I'm full surprised at it.
00:13:36I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
00:13:40Ready?
00:13:42Mmm.
00:13:45Ugh, this is punishment.
00:13:47I touched his apps for three seconds.
00:13:49And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:13:52Good, now, uh, downward dog.
00:13:54Oh!
00:13:55Deeper.
00:13:57I can't.
00:13:59Hold it.
00:14:00Don't come up.
00:14:02Please.
00:14:03It hurts.
00:14:04Ah.
00:14:05Damn it, Nora.
00:14:06Don't make that noise.
00:14:08Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:14:10Oh, my...
00:14:11Oh!
00:14:19Heart rate, 140.
00:14:21Respiratory rate, 28%.
00:14:25Skin conductivity, 40%.
00:14:29All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:14:32No.
00:14:33No, it's the workout.
00:14:35I'm gonna win the bet.
00:14:37Just you wait.
00:14:38Just you wait.
00:14:41Why are your hands shaking?
00:14:43You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:14:48Fine.
00:14:49It is because of you.
00:14:53What?
00:14:59What about your little friend?
00:15:02Why is your little friend so hard?
00:15:07She's a menace.
00:15:09I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:15:16Let him answer that for himself.
00:15:21Let him answer that for himself.
00:15:22Oh, boy there, buddy.
00:15:26Who's the one losing control now?
00:15:34You want me more than I want you.
00:15:36Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:15:38I'm gonna go shower.
00:15:42Alone.
00:15:43No peekings.
00:15:48I'm a loser, huh?
00:15:50We'll see about that.
00:15:56Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week, and they're hosting a dinner.
00:16:02You want your husband to attend?
00:16:04That's sweet.
00:16:05Actually, it's just, it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:16:10And Bianca and the others are gonna target you, I just know it.
00:16:13They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:16:18So I would embarrass you.
00:16:20What?
00:16:20No, no, it's just, I'm not.
00:16:24I don't want to make you go through that.
00:16:27Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:16:31She's trying to protect me.
00:16:33It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:16:38Why are you being so nice to me?
00:16:40You don't even know me.
00:16:42Because you're better than all of them.
00:16:45You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:16:48No one has ever stood in my corner like this, whatever you'd say.
00:16:56Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:16:59They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:17:08Prepare the best gift you could find, one the Hawthorne family can't refuse, and something Gavin Winters couldn't get his
00:17:15hands on in a million years.
00:17:19This was a mistake, we shouldn't have come.
00:17:21It's okay babe, we got this.
00:17:35You ready?
00:17:40You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:17:44I knew you were shameless, Nora, but God, this is a new low for you.
00:17:48I'm shameless.
00:17:50At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:17:55After just one week of marriage.
00:17:57I don't know what you're talking about.
00:17:58Are you fucking cheating on me on screen?
00:18:04Bianca!
00:18:07Surprise.
00:18:15You brought the janitor?
00:18:18Well daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:18:24Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:18:26Hey, lock it off.
00:18:32Don't listen to them.
00:18:35It's okay.
00:18:38Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are, so I decided to bring a few pieces
00:18:44from my wine collection just for you.
00:18:51Good man.
00:18:52Excellent.
00:18:53Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:18:56All right.
00:18:57Enough standing around.
00:18:59Let's all go inside.
00:19:00Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:03Let's just go.
00:19:05I am not putting up with this.
00:19:07Hey, come on.
00:19:07I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:19:09Let's just see how it goes.
00:19:11I don't know this.
00:19:12Elvis.
00:19:13Elvis.
00:19:13Elvis.
00:19:23Are you crazy?
00:19:25Are you crazy?
00:19:25Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:19:27Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:19:35Open a window, would you?
00:19:36Just gave this guy a bath, and he still smells like shit.
00:19:42Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:19:47Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:19:50Who knows how many SEDs he has?
00:19:51If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
00:19:55Elvis is my husband, and you will respect him.
00:19:59Oh, you little...
00:20:01Mom!
00:20:02Do something!
00:20:04How dare you?
00:20:06Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:20:08He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:20:12That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:20:18You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:20:21It's your father's birthday, and you show up here empty-handed?
00:20:24With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:20:28You should have stayed home.
00:20:30Yep.
00:20:31How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
00:20:35My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:20:40And those are just the cheap ones.
00:20:45In 1945, Romani Conti.
00:20:47In 1961, Chateau Chauvin Blanc.
00:20:50And in 1990, Henri Jaya.
00:20:53Richebourg, Grand Cru.
00:20:56Impressive.
00:20:57These must be your most prized collections.
00:20:59Well, well, well.
00:21:01Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:21:05You're right, though.
00:21:06Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:21:13Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:21:16They don't call Henri Jaya the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:21:21Why don't we go and open this fanboy up, Chateau?
00:21:24Splendid.
00:21:30You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:21:35Man, you win all out.
00:21:37Put the bottle I brought.
00:21:38Puts yours to shame.
00:21:43Put the bottle I brought.
00:21:45Puts yours to shame.
00:21:47You've got a lot of nerve.
00:21:49Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
00:21:51Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:22:00What's this?
00:22:02Homemade moonshine?
00:22:04There's no label.
00:22:05Who knows if it's even safe?
00:22:07Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:22:09Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:22:12What are you trying to do?
00:22:13Poison our dad?
00:22:14No.
00:22:15No, please.
00:22:16Shut up.
00:22:17This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:22:21Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave.
00:22:27Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled because it's highly exclusive?
00:22:44Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:22:48It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:22:50Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:22:54It doesn't even need a barcode.
00:22:55This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:22:58Nora, how about this?
00:23:01If your wine's cheaper than ours,
00:23:04you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house.
00:23:10Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:23:13It's the thought that counts.
00:23:19Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:23:23What?
00:23:23Afraid you're going to lose?
00:23:26We'll take your bet.
00:23:27But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
00:23:32If your bottle is more expensive than mine,
00:23:35then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of my heart.
00:23:42Ugh, boring.
00:23:44New rules.
00:23:45If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:23:51And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:23:54But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:24:11Market price, $200,000.
00:24:26Market price, $500,000.
00:24:30Oh, that's a million?
00:24:32Oh, my goodness.
00:24:34Oh, yes.
00:24:43Market price, $1 million.
00:24:49$200,000?
00:24:50$500,000?
00:24:51A million?
00:24:52What are those bottles made of?
00:24:54Gold?
00:24:54Richard, you just don't get it.
00:24:56With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir that separate the gems from the thonies.
00:25:05Incredible.
00:25:06You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:25:08Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:25:12Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:25:15These bottles are reserved for Nvitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
00:25:22Splendid.
00:25:23They're expensive.
00:25:24But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:25:29Couldn't agree more.
00:25:30And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorns.
00:25:38And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
00:25:46Wait, Daddy.
00:25:48Let's have a little fun first.
00:25:50You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:25:54Insult Ellis again, and you'll regret it.
00:26:01Shut it.
00:26:02Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:26:09Now, get out of my sight.
00:26:12Let's just go else.
00:26:14They don't deserve your gift.
00:26:16Wait a second, sore losers.
00:26:18We had a bet.
00:26:19You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:26:25And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
00:26:34Fine.
00:26:35I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:26:47Wait, Nora.
00:26:48Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:26:51Elvis, you don't have to.
00:26:53It's fine.
00:26:57Price calculating.
00:27:00One million?
00:27:02Price calculating.
00:27:03How is it still going up?
00:27:07Impossible.
00:27:08That's impossible.
00:27:13That's impossible.
00:27:21Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:27:26Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:27:33Boss?
00:27:34Everything's ready to go.
00:27:35Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:27:40It doesn't matter.
00:27:41Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:27:45The algorithm's never wrong.
00:27:46Soon, the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
00:27:49It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:27:52Excellent.
00:27:53Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:27:55As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:28:02wraps.
00:28:02If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:28:08Welcome.
00:28:10This is my last chance.
00:28:13Could it be me?
00:28:14Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:28:21Congratulations, Nora.
00:28:23Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:28:30Okay, this might work.
00:28:31And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blyce, a janitor.
00:28:36How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor.
00:28:42Hey, babe.
00:28:44Gavin's the name.
00:28:45Money's the game.
00:28:47Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:28:49Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:28:51Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:28:54He could have seen you at last year at Global Exec Summit.
00:28:56Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:28:58Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:29:02Their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:29:07The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:29:10You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:29:15Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:29:24This outcome is unexpected.
00:29:27Interesting.
00:29:28Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:29:31The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:29:33Ready for Dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:29:37Is this really the end?
00:29:42That janitor?
00:29:43He is Bianca's match.
00:29:45Fine.
00:29:46I'll take him.
00:29:47My fate is mine to decide.
00:29:49I'm getting married today.
00:29:51What's she gonna do?
00:29:57Just play along?
00:30:00What?
00:30:01What?
00:30:02What?
00:30:15What a surprise.
00:30:17Beautiful.
00:30:18And such a fighter.
00:30:20Interesting.
00:30:21Nora!
00:30:21The hell are you doing?
00:30:23Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:30:26What a joke!
00:30:28A poor janitor actually married into the Hongorn family?
00:30:33Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:30:37My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:30:42Look at me, princess.
00:30:43I'm just a janitor.
00:30:45Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:30:48Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:30:53That perfect algorithm is a scam.
00:30:56It knows nothing about true love.
00:31:00True love can be modeled.
00:31:02It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:31:05Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:31:08I'm not some line of code, though.
00:31:10Is she doubting my data?
00:31:12I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:31:16Alright.
00:31:17Let's make a bet.
00:31:18A one-year marriage contract.
00:31:20Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
00:31:22You win.
00:31:23And you'll get half.
00:31:25Everything I own.
00:31:29A what?
00:31:30A mop and a bucket?
00:31:33Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:31:37Tell you what.
00:31:38If I fall for you, you get half of mine.
00:31:41Deal.
00:31:43I like those odds.
00:31:47I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:31:50Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:31:59We're getting married.
00:32:01No!
00:32:03Victor!
00:32:07Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:32:16Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:32:19you really just gonna wash it off I need to start looking my best once I
00:32:24plant the seed of attraction in her heart it'll grow into love I'm winning
00:32:29this bet
00:32:32bearing the janitor you have made us the laughingstock Valley Nora you took
00:32:38with that loser the marriage is off that's too bad we already signed the
00:32:43papers I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife fine but when it all
00:32:49falls apart don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness you throw out
00:32:55our luggage
00:33:13now that you're a janitor's wife you should get used to sleeping on the streets sure
00:33:19you can handle being homeless us stay away from her Bianca poverty stinks and
00:33:25it's contagious oh my god has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband
00:33:32I know he's off scrubbing toilets somewhere
00:33:40where's your beloved janitor isn't backing out now is he where are you Elvis watch
00:34:09is this the man i just married wait those eyes
00:34:15and the face of the saw
00:34:16and the rumors we just spent years in a year
00:34:18Those muscles...
00:34:21Is this the man that's just married?
00:34:24Whoa, he's... he's handsome.
00:34:30Hey!
00:34:32Are you okay? Why did you jump in the way?
00:34:34I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:34:37Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:34:39No, don't fall for it, Nora. He's just your contract husband.
00:34:44Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:34:47Fuck! The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:34:54What the fuck?! You literally just used me as a human shield!
00:34:58Get real, babe. This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:35:02I'm not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:35:05You're right. Brains beat looks.
00:35:08This shit scrubber might have a nice body, but his bank account is malnourished.
00:35:18Horses? Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:35:22My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:35:26He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:35:29Surpass me? Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:35:34Mr. S? That's an ambitious goal.
00:35:36Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:35:39Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:35:42It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:35:45We'll see how different we really are.
00:35:47A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:35:49It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:35:52Oh, how poetic. Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:35:56Still acting tough?
00:35:58Don't tell me. You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:36:04Bring out my car.
00:36:07This is where we belong.
00:36:25What the hell is that thing?
00:36:27A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:36:31How perfect.
00:36:34Get out of here.
00:36:39Come on.
00:36:48I'm sorry about this.
00:36:49Hey, don't apologize.
00:36:51This is super cool.
00:36:52I've never been in a car like this before.
00:37:20Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:37:24It's a nice place.
00:37:25For a janitor.
00:37:27Make yourself at home.
00:37:28There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:37:33I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:37:36I couldn't do that.
00:37:38So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:37:40No.
00:37:40I didn't mean that.
00:37:42It's just, I...
00:37:44Whatever makes you feel good.
00:37:45I don't know.
00:37:47I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
00:37:51Peach flavored lube?
00:37:53Peach flavored lube?
00:38:00You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:38:04Just give it back.
00:38:06No.
00:38:07Give it back.
00:38:08Hey!
00:38:08Come on!
00:38:10Give it back.
00:38:12Wow.
00:38:14This chest.
00:38:15It feels amazing.
00:38:17You really can't wait, can you?
00:38:20We're married now.
00:38:21We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:38:27Sooner or later.
00:38:39I'd say the sooner the better.
00:38:43I need some water.
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:49How cute.
00:38:50I still win this round though.
00:38:53It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:39:02Damn.
00:39:03He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:39:06Well, I'm not complaining.
00:39:09Look at this muscle.
00:39:11He's too fine.
00:39:16Oh!
00:39:17Elvis!
00:39:19Oh, gosh.
00:39:27No, I'm so sorry.
00:39:29I didn't know you were there.
00:39:31Oh my god.
00:39:33She's perfect.
00:39:37If you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is gonna make me fall in love with you,
00:39:41you're sorely mistaken.
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:46You like to stop?
00:39:47I'm just gonna...
00:39:50Oh my.
00:39:52Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:39:55Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:39:58Now hold still.
00:40:01Maybe.
00:40:02Ooh, let me enjoy my perks.
00:40:04Sorry for getting you.
00:40:06I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:40:09No, no, no.
00:40:10Fix your naps.
00:40:11They're perfect.
00:40:14The pipe.
00:40:15I meant the pipe.
00:40:17Is the pipe fixed?
00:40:19Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
00:40:21It's freezing here and I'm soaking wet, so...
00:40:25Freezing?
00:40:27Well, let me warm you up.
00:40:32What is he trying to do to me?
00:40:37All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
00:40:40Sure.
00:40:41Yoga can keep me warm.
00:40:43Can...
00:40:44Can you not stand so close?
00:40:46How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:40:49My form?
00:40:50What, are you a yogi now?
00:40:51I thought you were a janitor.
00:40:53I guess I'm full surprised at...
00:40:55I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
00:40:59Ready?
00:41:04This is punishment.
00:41:06I touched his abs for three seconds.
00:41:09And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:41:11Good, now, uh, downward dog.
00:41:14Deeper.
00:41:16I can't.
00:41:18Hold it.
00:41:20Don't come up.
00:41:21Please.
00:41:22It hurts.
00:41:24Dammit, Nora.
00:41:25Don't make that noise.
00:41:27Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:41:38Heart rate 140.
00:41:40Respiratory rate 28%.
00:41:45Skin conductivity 40%.
00:41:47Skin conductivity 40%.
00:41:48All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:41:51No.
00:41:52No, it's the workout.
00:41:54I'm gonna win the bet.
00:41:56Just you.
00:41:57Wait.
00:42:00Why are your hands shaking?
00:42:02You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:42:07Fine.
00:42:08It is because of you.
00:42:12Hey.
00:42:18What about your little friend?
00:42:21Why is your little friend so... hard?
00:42:25You and I.
00:42:26She's a menace.
00:42:28I was trying to break her, but...
00:42:30I'm the one losing control.
00:42:36Let him answer that for himself.
00:42:40Let him answer that for himself.
00:42:42Whoa.
00:42:43Hello there, buddy.
00:42:46Who's the one losing control now?
00:42:53You want me more than I want you.
00:42:55Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:42:57I'm gonna go shower.
00:43:01Alone.
00:43:03No peekings.
00:43:07I'm a loser, huh?
00:43:10We'll see about that.
00:43:16Hey, so...
00:43:17My dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
00:43:21Um...
00:43:22You want your husband to attend?
00:43:23That's sweet.
00:43:24Actually, it's just...
00:43:26It's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:43:29And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
00:43:31I just know it.
00:43:32They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your...
00:43:35everything.
00:43:37So I would embarrass you.
00:43:39What? No. No, it's just...
00:43:41I...
00:43:43I don't want to make you go through that.
00:43:46Those people...
00:43:47They only see dollar signs.
00:43:50She's trying to protect me.
00:43:52It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:43:57Why are you being so nice to me?
00:43:59You don't even know me.
00:44:01Because you're better than all of them.
00:44:05You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:44:08No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:44:11Whatever you'd say.
00:44:15Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:44:19They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:44:27Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:44:29One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:44:32And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:44:38This was a mistake. We shouldn't have come.
00:44:40It's okay, babe. We got this.
00:44:55You ready?
00:44:59You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:45:03I knew you were shameless, Nora, but God, this is a new low for you.
00:45:07I'm shameless.
00:45:09At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:45:14After just one week of marriage.
00:45:16I don't know what you're talking about.
00:45:18Are you fucking cheating on me on screen?
00:45:23Bianca!
00:45:27Surprise!
00:45:35You brought the janitor?
00:45:37Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:45:43Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:45:46Hey, knock it off.
00:45:51Don't listen to them.
00:45:54It's okay.
00:45:57Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are, so I decided to bring a few pieces
00:46:03from my wine collection just for you.
00:46:10Good man.
00:46:11Excellent.
00:46:13Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:46:16All right.
00:46:17Enough standing around.
00:46:18Let's all go inside.
00:46:19Come on, sweetheart.
00:46:22Let's just go.
00:46:23I am not putting up with this.
00:46:26Hey, come on.
00:46:26I didn't bring this kit for nothing.
00:46:28Let's just see how it goes.
00:46:30I don't know this.
00:46:31Elvis.
00:46:42Are you crazy?
00:46:44Boring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:46:46Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:46:54Open a window, would you? Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
00:47:01Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:47:06Gavin's been passed around like a blunt. Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:47:10If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
00:47:14Elvis is my husband.
00:47:16And you will respect him.
00:47:19You little...
00:47:20Mom! Do something!
00:47:23How dare you?
00:47:25Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:47:27Yeah, he keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:47:31That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:47:37You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:47:40It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
00:47:44With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:47:47You should have stayed home.
00:47:49Yeah, how's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
00:47:55My Gavin?
00:47:56Brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:47:59And those are just the cheap ones.
00:48:04A 1945 Romani Conti, a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc.
00:48:09And in 1990, Henri Jaillet reached for a Grand Cru.
00:48:15Impressive.
00:48:16These must be your most prized collections.
00:48:18Well, well, well.
00:48:20Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:48:25You're right though. Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:48:32Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:48:35They don't call Henry Jeyer the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:48:40Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
00:48:44Splendid.
00:48:49You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:48:54Man, you went all out.
00:48:56What the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
00:49:04Huh.
00:49:07You've got a lot of nerve.
00:49:08Thinking you can out-do Gavin?
00:49:10Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:49:19What's this? Homemade moonshine?
00:49:23There's no label. Who knows if it's even safe?
00:49:26Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:49:28Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:49:31What are you trying to do? Poison our dad?
00:49:33No. No, please.
00:49:35Shut up!
00:49:36This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:49:41Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:49:47Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled because it's highly exclusive?
00:50:03Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:50:07It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:50:09Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:50:13Doesn't even need a barcode.
00:50:15This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:50:18Nora, how about this?
00:50:20If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the
00:50:27house.
00:50:29Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:50:32It's the thought that counts.
00:50:39Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:50:42What? Afraid you're gonna lose?
00:50:45We'll take your bet.
00:50:47But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
00:50:51If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of
00:51:00my heart.
00:51:02Ugh, boring. New rules.
00:51:04If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:51:10And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:51:13But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:51:30Market price, $200,000.
00:51:45Market price, $500,000.
00:51:48Mmm. Half a million?
00:51:51Oh, my goodness.
00:51:53Oh, yes.
00:52:03Market price, $1 million.
00:52:08$200,000? $500,000? $1 million?
00:52:11What are those bottles made of? Gold?
00:52:14Richard, you just don't get it.
00:52:16With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir that separate the gems from the phonies.
00:52:24Incredible. You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:52:27Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:52:31Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:52:36These bottles are reserved for Nvitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
00:52:41Splendid.
00:52:42They're expensive.
00:52:44But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:52:48Couldn't agree more.
00:52:49And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorns.
00:52:57And as for you, you bastard.
00:53:01I demand an apology.
00:53:06Wait, Daddy. Let's have a little fun first.
00:53:09You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:53:13Insult Elvis again, and you'll regret it.
00:53:20Shut it.
00:53:21Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:53:28Now, get out of my sight.
00:53:31Let's just go else.
00:53:33They don't deserve your gift.
00:53:35Wait a second, sore losers.
00:53:37We had a bet.
00:53:38You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:53:44And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well.
00:53:53Fine. I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:54:06Wait, Nora. Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:54:11Elvis, you don't have to. It's fine.
00:54:12I mean...
00:54:16Price calculating.
00:54:19One million?
00:54:21Price calculating.
00:54:22How is it still going up?
00:54:26Impossible.
00:54:27That's impossible.
00:54:40Welcome to the Find Your Fiance AI matchmaking event.
00:54:45Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:54:51Boss?
00:54:53Everything's ready to go.
00:54:54Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:54:59It doesn't matter. Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:55:04The algorithm's never wrong.
00:55:05Soon, the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
00:55:08It's the perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:55:11Excellent.
00:55:12Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:55:14As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:55:21wraps.
00:55:22If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:55:28Welcome.
00:55:29This is my last chance.
00:55:32Could it be me?
00:55:34Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:55:40Congratulations, Nora.
00:55:42Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:55:49Okay, this might work.
00:55:51And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:55:55How dare the AI match Nora with a billionaire?
00:55:58I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor.
00:56:01Hey, babe.
00:56:03Gavin's the name.
00:56:05Money's the game.
00:56:06Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:56:08Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:56:10Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:56:13He could've seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:56:15Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:56:17Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:56:21Their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:56:26The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:56:29You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:56:34Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:56:44This outcome is unexpected.
00:56:46Interesting.
00:56:47Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:56:50The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:56:53Ready for Dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:56:56Is this really the end?
00:57:01That janitor?
00:57:02He is Bianca's match.
00:57:04Fine. I'll take him.
00:57:06My fate is mine to decide.
00:57:08I'm getting married today.
00:57:10What's she gonna do?
00:57:17Just... play along?
00:57:19What?
00:57:34What a surprise.
00:57:36Beautiful.
00:57:37And such a fighter.
00:57:39Interesting.
00:57:40Nora!
00:57:40The hell are you doing?
00:57:42Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:57:46What a joke!
00:57:47A poor janitor actually married into the Hawkorn family?
00:57:52Do you think maybe...
00:57:55you'd consider marrying me?
00:57:57My AI didn't account for her.
00:57:59Which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:58:01Look at me, princess. I'm just a janitor.
00:58:04Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:58:06Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:58:12That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:58:19True love can be modeled.
00:58:20It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:58:24Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:58:27I'm not some line of code though.
00:58:29Is she doubting my data?
00:58:31I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:58:35Alright.
00:58:36Let's make a bet.
00:58:38A one-year marriage contract.
00:58:39Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
00:58:41You win.
00:58:42And, you'll get half.
00:58:44Everything I own.
00:58:48Of what?
00:58:50A mop and a bucket?
00:58:52Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:58:55Tell you what.
00:58:57If I fall for you, you get half a money.
00:59:00Deal.
00:59:02I like those odds.
00:59:06I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:59:09Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:59:18We're getting married.
00:59:20We're getting married.
00:59:22Victor!
00:59:26Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:59:35Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:59:38Are you really just gonna wash it off?
00:59:42I need to start looking my best.
00:59:43Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart,
00:59:45it'll grow into love.
00:59:48I'm winning this bet.
00:59:51Marrying the janitor.
00:59:53You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:59:56Nora, you talk about loser.
00:59:58The marriage is off.
01:00:00Looks too bad.
01:00:01We already signed the papers.
01:00:03I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
01:00:06Fine.
01:00:07But when it all falls apart,
01:00:09don't come crawling back to us,
01:00:11begging for forgiveness.
01:00:13You.
01:00:14Throw out our luggage.
01:00:16Please.
01:00:17No, wait, stop!
01:00:21Stop!
01:00:33Now that you're a janitor's wife, you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
01:00:37Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
01:00:39Stay away from her, Bianca.
01:00:43Poverty stinks.
01:00:44And it's contagious.
01:00:46Ah!
01:00:47Ah!
01:00:47Ah!
01:00:47Ah!
01:00:48Oh my god!
01:00:48Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
01:00:51I know.
01:00:52He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
01:00:55Ah!
01:00:59Where's your beloved janitor isn't backing out now is he where are you Elvis watch out
01:01:28Is this the man I just married wait those eyes
01:01:36Those muscles
01:01:40Just married well, he's he's handsome
01:01:48Hey
01:01:51Are you okay, why did you jump in the way I have to protect my new bride, don't I is
01:01:56this what it's like to be cared for
01:01:59No, don't fall for it Nora. He's just your contract husband
01:02:03Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake
01:02:06Fuck the janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora
01:02:13What the fuck you literally just used me as a human shield get real, babe
01:02:18This brain is worth billions to invidica not some cheap janitor whose life cost five bucks
01:02:24You're right brains beat looks this shit scrubber might have a nice body, but his bank account is malnourished
01:02:37Horses
01:02:38Gavin's money really does grow on trees
01:02:41My husband is the future of Silicon Valley
01:02:44He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive
01:02:48Surpass me?
01:02:50Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me
01:02:53Mr. S?
01:02:54That's an ambitious goal
01:02:55Oh look the janitor has opinions now. Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like
01:03:01me
01:03:01It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing. You'll see how different we really are
01:03:05A Porsche doesn't make you a man. It just makes you a coward in a faster car. Oh, how poetic
01:03:12Spoken like a true loser's wife
01:03:15Still acting tough?
01:03:17Don't tell me you two are actually planning to walk home
01:03:23Bring out my car
01:03:44What the hell is that thing a garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper how perfect
01:03:58Come on
01:04:05Come on
01:04:07I'm sorry about this. Hey, don't apologize. This is super cool. I've never been in a car like this before
01:04:39Lucas, I asked for a small house not a coffin
01:04:43It's a nice place
01:04:44It's a nice place for a janitor
01:04:45Make yourself at home. There's only one bedroom. So you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch
01:04:51I feel bad
01:04:53I feel bad making you sleep here every night
01:04:55I couldn't do that
01:04:56So you'd rather we share the bed
01:04:58Well, no I didn't mean that
01:05:01It's just I
01:05:03Whatever makes you feel good
01:05:05I don't know
01:05:06I'm just gonna get some clothes out
01:05:10Peach flavored lube
01:05:12Peach flavored lube
01:05:39We're married
01:05:40We're married now
01:05:40We'll use it sooner or later
01:05:42You know?
01:05:46Sooner or later
01:05:58I'd say the sooner the better
01:06:02I need some water
01:06:03Yeah
01:06:08How cute
01:06:09I still win this round though
01:06:11It's only a matter of time before you fall for me
01:06:21Damn
01:06:22He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
01:06:25Well, I'm not complaining
01:06:28Look at this muscle
01:06:30He's too fine
01:06:36Help it!
01:06:46No, I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were there
01:06:49Oh my God
01:06:52She's hot
01:06:56If you think Oveling after me after torpedoing me with water is gonna make me fall in love with you,
01:07:00you're sorely mistaken
01:07:09Oh my, those arms are wider than my waist.
01:07:14Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
01:07:17Now hold still, and maybe let me enjoy my perks.
01:07:24Sorry for getting you high.
01:07:26I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
01:07:28No, no, no, never.
01:07:29Fix your abs, they're perfect.
01:07:33The pipe, I meant the pipe, is the pipe fixed?
01:07:38Um, I'm just going to go back to my room, it's freezing here and I'm soaking wet, so.
01:07:44Freezing?
01:07:46Well, let me warm you up.
01:07:51What is he trying to do to me?
01:07:56All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
01:07:59Sure.
01:08:01Yoga can keep me warm.
01:08:02Can you not stand so close?
01:08:06How else am I supposed to correct your form?
01:08:08My form?
01:08:09What, are you a yogi now?
01:08:10I thought you were a janitor.
01:08:12I guess I'm full surprised at it.
01:08:15I'm going to spread your stance a bit.
01:08:18Ready?
01:08:20Ready?
01:08:23This is punishment.
01:08:25I touched his abs for three seconds.
01:08:28And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
01:08:30Good, now, uh, downward dog.
01:08:32Oh!
01:08:33Deeper.
01:08:36I can't.
01:08:38Hold it.
01:08:39Don't come up.
01:08:40Please.
01:08:41It hurts.
01:08:43Damn it, Nora.
01:08:45Don't make that noise.
01:08:46Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
01:08:48What?
01:08:49Oh!
01:08:57Heart rate, 140.
01:08:59Respiratory rate, 28%.
01:09:04Skin conductivity, 40%.
01:09:07All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
01:09:10No.
01:09:11No, it's the workout.
01:09:13I'm going to win the bet.
01:09:14Just you wait.
01:09:19Why are your hands shaking?
01:09:21You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
01:09:27Fine.
01:09:27It is because of you.
01:09:32What?
01:09:38What about your little friend?
01:09:40Why is your little friend so hard?
01:09:45She's a menace.
01:09:47I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
01:09:55Let him answer that for himself.
01:09:59Let him answer that for himself.
01:10:01Whoa!
01:10:03Hello there, buddy.
01:10:05Who's the one losing control now?
01:10:12You want me more than I want you.
01:10:14Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
01:10:17I'm going to go shower.
01:10:20Alone.
01:10:22No peekings.
01:10:26I'm a loser, huh?
01:10:29We'll see about that.
01:10:35Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
01:10:41You want your husband to attend?
01:10:43That's sweet.
01:10:44Actually, it's just, it's going to be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
01:10:49And Bianca and the others are going to target you.
01:10:50I just know it.
01:10:51They're going to make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
01:10:56So I would embarrass you.
01:10:58But no, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
01:11:05Those people, they only see dollar signs.
01:11:10She's trying to protect me.
01:11:12It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
01:11:16Why are you being so nice to me?
01:11:18You don't even know me.
01:11:20Because you're better than all of them.
01:11:24You deserve to be treated like a queen.
01:11:27No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
01:11:30Whatever you'd say.
01:11:34Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
01:11:38They won't appreciate it anyways.
01:11:47Prepare the best gift you could find.
01:11:49One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
01:11:51And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
01:11:57This was a mistake.
01:11:58We shouldn't have come.
01:11:59It's okay, babe.
01:12:00We got this.
01:12:14You ready?
01:12:18You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
01:12:22I knew you were shameless, Nora.
01:12:24But God, this is a new low for you.
01:12:27I'm shameless.
01:12:29At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
01:12:33After just one week of marriage.
01:12:35I don't know what you're talking about.
01:12:37Are you fucking kidding me?
01:12:39On screen?
01:12:42Bianca!
01:12:46Surprise.
01:12:54You brought the janitor?
01:12:56Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
01:13:02Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
01:13:05Hey, lock it off.
01:13:09Don't listen to them.
01:13:13It's okay.
01:13:16Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
01:13:20So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
01:13:29Good man.
01:13:31Excellent.
01:13:32Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
01:13:35All right.
01:13:36Enough standing around.
01:13:37Let's all go inside.
01:13:38Come on, sweetheart.
01:13:42Let's just go.
01:13:43I am not putting up with this.
01:13:45Hey, come on.
01:13:46I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
01:13:47Let's just see how it goes.
01:13:49I don't know this.
01:13:51Elvis.
01:14:01Are you crazy?
01:14:03We're in cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
01:14:05Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
01:14:13Open a window, would you?
01:14:15Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
01:14:20Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
01:14:26Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
01:14:28Who knows how many STDs he has?
01:14:30If anyone he's disinfecting, it's him.
01:14:34Elvis is my husband.
01:14:36And you will respect him.
01:14:38You little...
01:14:39Mom!
01:14:40Do something!
01:14:42How dare you?
01:14:44Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
01:14:46He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
01:14:50That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
01:14:56You are unbelievable, Nora.
01:14:59It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
01:15:03With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
01:15:07You should have stayed home.
01:15:09Yep.
01:15:09How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
01:15:14My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
01:15:18And those are just the cheap ones.
01:15:23A 1945 Romani Conti, a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc, and a 1990 Henri Jaillet, Richebourg Grand
01:15:32Cru.
01:15:34Impressive.
01:15:35These must be your most prized collections.
01:15:37Well, well, well.
01:15:39Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
01:15:43You are right, though.
01:15:45Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
01:15:52Especially this one, Mr. Hong Kong.
01:15:55They don't call Henry J. or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
01:15:59Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
01:16:02Ha, ha, splendid.
01:16:08You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
01:16:13Man, you went all out.
01:16:15Put the bottle I brought.
01:16:17What's yours to shame?
01:16:21Put the bottle I brought.
01:16:23What's yours to shame?
01:16:25Huh.
01:16:25You've got a lot of nerve, thinking you can outdo Gavin.
01:16:30Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
01:16:38What's this?
01:16:40Homemade moonshine?
01:16:42There's no label.
01:16:44Who knows if it's even safe?
01:16:45Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
01:16:48Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
01:16:50What are you trying to do?
01:16:52Poison our dad?
01:16:53No.
01:16:53No, please.
01:16:54Shut up.
01:16:55This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
01:17:00Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave.
01:17:06Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled because it's highly exclusive?
01:17:22Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
01:17:26It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
01:17:29Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
01:17:32It doesn't even need a barcode.
01:17:34This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
01:17:37Nora, how about this?
01:17:39If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the
01:17:46house.
01:17:48Why are you so obsessed with price?
01:17:51It's the thought that counts.
01:17:58Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
01:18:01What?
01:18:02Afraid you're going to lose?
01:18:04I mean, we'll take your bet.
01:18:06But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
01:18:11If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of
01:18:20my heart.
01:18:21Ugh, boring.
01:18:22New rules.
01:18:23If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
01:18:29And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
01:18:32But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
01:18:49Market price, $200,000.
01:19:05Market price, $500,000.
01:19:09Half a million?
01:19:10Oh my goodness.
01:19:12Oh yes.
01:19:21Market price, $1 million.
01:19:27$200,000? $500,000? A million?
01:19:30What are those bottles made of? Gold?
01:19:33Richard, you just don't get it.
01:19:35With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir.
01:19:38Now separate the gems from the phonies.
01:19:43Incredible. You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
01:19:46Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
01:19:50Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
01:19:54These bottles are reserved for Nvitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
01:20:00Splendid.
01:20:01They're expensive.
01:20:03But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
01:20:07Couldn't agree more.
01:20:09And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorns.
01:20:16And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
01:20:25Wait, Daddy.
01:20:26Let's have a little fun first.
01:20:28You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
01:20:32Insult Elvis again, and you'll regret it.
01:20:39Shut it.
01:20:40Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
01:20:47Now, get out of my sight.
01:20:50Let's just go else.
01:20:52They don't deserve your gift.
01:20:54Wait a second, sore losers.
01:20:56We had a bet.
01:20:58You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
01:21:03And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
01:21:09Fun.
01:21:12Fun.
01:21:13I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
01:21:25Wait, Nora.
01:21:26Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
01:21:30Elvis, you don't have to.
01:21:31It's fine.
01:21:36Price calculating.
01:21:39One million?
01:21:40Price calculating.
01:21:41How is it still going up?
01:21:45Impossible.
01:21:46That's impossible.