00:10get in there and get yourself married jeez he's a lucky guy wardell wilson 40 years old
00:17two kids and recently widowed i know he's not much to look at but he's willing to pay big
00:22bucks for you and once you're married the money he gives me will go to your sister and benson's
00:33wedding you know benson was my boyfriend first so what from this day forward you will have nothing
00:39to do with benson someone of his status deserves someone like christy you're a great father aren't
00:45you selling your one daughter off so your favorite daughter can marry rich when did you become this
00:52desperate i raised you and i put a roof over your head when everyone told me to get rid of
00:57you
00:58you owe me ella
01:03fine i'll marry this guy but this is the last time i do anything for you once i'm married
01:11i owe the davenport's nothing
01:24you look prettier than your photos
01:29worth every penny
01:33oh my god am i really going to go through with this
01:40is there a problem ma'am what are you doing here you're already married
01:50i'm already married what your father said you were a virgin
01:56bigamy is a crime ma'am you can't have two husbands
01:58is your family fucking with me i want my deposit back
02:06there must be a mistake perhaps someone with the same name
02:10no sweetheart your picture's on here a double proxy marriage to a cole mcbride
02:20wait the cole mcbride
02:24benson's older brother what the fuck
02:34sir it's been three years since last came back to montana for longer than a business meeting
02:39it's been six months this time what's the occasion
02:43for one grandma wanted to get out of la
02:46she missed her hometown and i figured why not
02:48might help with her all-timers
03:01second benson's getting married to that davenport girl
03:04my father died when he was just a toddler
03:06so i need to step in and fill that role
03:09let's go meet this girl and see if she's good with benson
03:18where in the hell have you been
03:19lord el called me and asked for his money back
03:21said something about you already being married
03:23what the fuck's going on
03:25ella i didn't think you'd be so ratchet that you go and get yourself married without telling us
03:29i'm trying to figure it out myself
03:31it's a double proxy marriage
03:34only happens in our great state of montana
03:37it wasn't even present
03:39great so you don't even know the guy
03:41should i tell them it's cole mcbride
03:44probably not
03:45they wouldn't believe me anyway
03:47and if they did
03:49they'd just try to get something out of it
03:51i'm trying to figure it out
03:52okay
03:53just give me some time
03:55this is just fucking perfect
03:56we probably got ourselves married to a bomb
04:00daddy
04:01who's gonna pay for my wedding now
04:04we can't let benson know that we're having money issues
04:07not until i marry him at least
04:10maybe try to find a job like a normal person christie
04:13maybe
04:14shut up
04:15gotta
04:16you're just jealous that i'm the one marrying benson and not you
04:21mr davenporty mcbride family is here
04:24cole mcbride
04:29cole mcbride is here
04:31is here
04:31is he
04:59bloopers
05:00do
05:03Mr. McBride, what an honor to meet you.
05:06Benson just talked so much about you.
05:09Nice to meet you.
05:26Oh my God, it really is him.
05:29How did this even happen?
05:57Oh my God, Benson, baby, I can't believe you.
06:00Your brother came in person.
06:02Of course he would.
06:03Practically raised me since our father died.
06:06Let's go.
06:16This is getting weirder and weirder.
06:22Congrats on the engagement.
06:23Here's some wedding gifts to the bride.
06:35Oh, Mr. McBride.
06:38They're all just so wonderful.
06:40You really shouldn't have.
06:42Isn't the Davenport family rich too?
06:44Why is she so excited about these trivial things?
06:47These diamonds are worth at least a million.
06:49I can sell them and pay for the wedding.
06:51This way, the McBride family will never suspect a thing about our financial problems.
06:57You're so generous, Mr. McBride.
07:01Cole.
07:02Can I call you Cole?
07:03I mean, we'll be family soon.
07:06You're welcome, Mr. Davenport.
07:07Consider it a wedding gift to your lovely daughter.
07:10Now, my brother is a bit young and naive, but I'm sure you understand the importance of a prenup.
07:17Uh, Pri- Priya?
07:20Of course.
07:21The company lawyers reviewed before the wedding.
07:24But, I-
07:27Hello?
07:29Sir, we've got a problem.
07:31Your grandma, she's gone missing.
07:37Where was she last seen?
07:39You know grandma's recently been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, so we need to find her before something happens.
07:44We're on it, boss.
07:55No, I can't let him go.
07:57I need to figure out how I'm married to this man.
08:03Who are you?
08:04Hey, we need to talk.
08:07I'm Ella Davenport.
08:09Um, the bride's sister.
08:12Well, half-sister.
08:14Yeah, I don't have time for this.
08:15I need to go.
08:16So you really don't know who I am?
08:19Mr. Davenport, if you're trying to flirt with me, you're going to have to do better than this.
08:23Flirt with you?
08:24Do you think that was me trying to flirt with you?
08:27No, no, no, no, no.
08:28I'm not flirting with you.
08:30I'm just trying to figure out why we're married.
08:34Look, if you don't believe me.
08:46Yeah, Mr. Davenport, if you're going to forge these documents, you probably should make them look professional.
08:51What?
08:54Hey, it's not fake.
08:56It's not fake.
08:58Hey, if you think I'm lying, go to the clerk's office.
09:02They'll tell you.
09:05Jerk.
09:08What the hell is wrong with you, Ella?
09:10You can't have Benson, so now you want Cole?
09:14God, you just can't see me happy, can you?
09:16Not everything's about you, Christy.
09:20Hey, come back here.
09:21I wasn't done talking to you.
09:24Young lady.
09:27Have you seen my grandson's wife?
09:32Get off me, you dirty old hag!
09:40Gross, she got her dirty old person germs all over me.
09:44Are you okay?
09:50Christy!
09:51Hey, girl!
09:53Hey, my gorgeous cousin.
09:55We were supposed to meet first Monday.
09:59Ew, who's this dirty old lady?
10:01I don't know, some homeless bum who just showed up on my property?
10:05Get off the Davenport property.
10:07If you're going to beg for a scrap, go do it somewhere else.
10:11Leave her alone.
10:14Come on, let's get you up.
10:16It's okay, take it slow.
10:23Are you hurt anywhere?
10:24No, I think I'm good.
10:28I know you.
10:31You're my grandson's wife.
10:35My grandson's beautiful bride.
10:38I finally get to meet you in person.
10:43She probably has me confused with someone.
10:46Right?
10:49Oh, my God.
10:51So you're her mystery jerk-back husband's grandma.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:57You're totally out of it.
10:58What's the matter?
11:00Alzheimer's kicking in?
11:03God, you reek.
11:04Being near you makes me want to literally vomit.
11:07That's enough.
11:08Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
11:10Oh, Ella, don't be such a buzzkill.
11:14Who doesn't love messing around with some senile dummies?
11:16You think bullying an elderly woman is funny?
11:19Relax, Ella.
11:21She probably won't even remember this shit in five minutes.
11:24You are a terrible girl.
11:27Do you even know who my grandson is?
11:30Hmm, let me guess.
11:32He's the CEO of the local dumpster company?
11:36If only you knew.
11:38Fine, Granny.
11:39Humor me.
11:40Who's your amazing grandson?
11:42Yeah, tell us.
11:43We're just dying to know.
11:47My grandson is Cole...
11:51Cole McBride.
12:02I'm sorry.
12:03What was that?
12:04Say it louder.
12:05My grandson is Cole.
12:09Cole...
12:10Cole...
12:11What was it again?
12:14Oh my God, this is priceless.
12:16The old bat can't even remember her own grandson's name.
12:20Here, maybe this will help jog your memory.
12:34Sweetheart, are you okay?
12:36It's okay.
12:37Don't worry, it's just coffee.
12:39Come on, I'll take you to my house and I'll get cleaned up and make you something to eat.
12:43Aw, how sweet.
12:46Our little charity worker is defending the senile grandma.
12:49That's it.
12:50I've had it with you.
12:51I already told you to shut your mouth or I would shut it for you.
12:57Make me.
13:09Did you just hit me?
13:11It's time someone taught you manners.
13:14I'm telling Dad.
13:16Go ahead.
13:17And tell Benson, too, while you're at it.
13:19The sooner he learns he's engaged to an elder-abusing bitch, the better.
13:24Dad!
13:26Daddy!
13:30Only my grandson was here.
13:33Why couldn't I remember his name?
13:36Hey, it's okay.
13:38I forget things sometimes, too.
13:40Come on.
13:41I'll call your family and they'll pick you up soon.
13:43Okay?
13:46My apologies, sir.
13:48I should have kept a closer eye on your grandmother.
13:56Who is this?
13:57I've got your grandma.
14:00I've got your grandma.
14:03Name your price and I'll pay it.
14:04Relax.
14:05I'm just messing with you.
14:06She's fine.
14:08But, seriously, you do need to keep better tabs on her.
14:12I'll text you my address so you can come pick her up.
14:14Appreciate it.
14:16Why does that voice sound so familiar?
14:20Guess what?
14:20I found your wife.
14:22Come as fast as you can.
14:24No, ma'am.
14:25I'm not.
14:26Come now.
14:27Come meet her.
14:28I'm not your grandson's wife.
14:30Yes, you are.
14:31Grandma, I'm not married.
14:32What are you talking about my wife?
14:33But you are married.
14:35And if you can't accept her as your wife, I'm not coming home.
14:41Don't be ridiculous, Grandma.
14:42I'm coming to get you right now.
14:43No.
14:44Come meet her.
14:46Wait.
14:54Come on.
14:55Let's go back to my apartment while we wait for your grandson.
14:57You can rest for a while.
14:59Oh, thank you.
15:00My goodness.
15:02My granddaughter-in-law is such a sweetheart.
15:11Here you go.
15:13I'm going to go take a shower.
15:15I'll be right back.
15:16Okay.
15:16Let me know if you need anything.
15:17I will.
15:20What an absolute gem of a girl.
15:23I know.
15:24I'll stay here with her.
15:26If my foolish grandson won't live with his wife, then I will.
15:39My darling grandson.
15:41Come on, Grandma.
15:42Let's go.
15:43No.
15:44You haven't met your wife yet.
15:46She's in the shower.
15:47She'll be right out.
15:48Sir, the annual shareholder meeting is in 30 minutes.
15:50We gotta go.
15:51Okay, Grandma.
15:52I really can't be late today.
15:54So, I'm begging you.
15:56Please come home with me.
15:58No.
15:59If you're not going to meet your wife, I'm not going home with you.
16:02I'll just run away again.
16:04I'm going to stay here with her.
16:06She's such a sweetheart.
16:08A hundred times better than you.
16:17Okay.
16:18How about this?
16:18I'll leave today.
16:20And then I'll come back.
16:21And then we can talk.
16:23Does that sound good?
16:24Just go.
16:25Shoot.
16:26Hey, Barbara?
16:28Barbara?
16:44I'll be right back.
