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00:07It's your boy, MC Travis, Dean, inside!'ll
00:13findie 1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3... Packing?
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do with the shitstorm you
00:50created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:54Hmm. I reckon it will help them visualise me as Bond.
00:57Okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju.
01:08Mommy, have you met Felicia? This is the team.
01:11Oh, this is your agent.
01:15Mommy, remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19No, give me a ticket, cousin. Felicia.
01:22What's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that only auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job, yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shahj is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember Shahjee?
01:41Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got them retired.
01:46How?
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:48I'm sorry.
01:56You are a black idiot.
01:58I know.
02:01The fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10You know what?
02:11I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen.
02:13None of this matters, okay?
02:15No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm, and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers,
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted?
02:33This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shahjee.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine. Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right.
02:43So how are you going to do it?
02:44Oh, no. You have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day, or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Eid, so I've got to stick with the fan.
02:52My mum usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:54That's on me.
02:55I can't be dealing with this.
02:56I have to be with the fan today.
02:58I have to make it right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah.
03:00Your credibility in your community for the people that you say you're doing all of this for.
03:08Have you got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here.
03:14Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:16I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:18You might have heard about it or seen it.
03:21Well, I lived it.
03:23And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all.
03:26I was acting out of sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:41community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way hurts me deeply.
03:46You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:48Yeah.
03:51So, you've come to visit us lowly villagers.
03:53You've come to visit us lowly villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:01Don't listen to him.
04:01Let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it.
04:07And to make it rightful.
04:09Right?
04:10Should have won black.
04:12Hmm?
04:13It would go better with the animal witches' gold palace.
04:17Hmm?
04:18Eid is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23Oh.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Hassan.
04:28Salim.
04:29You little golden boy.
04:31I stood Dubai, big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita?
04:44She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:49We just...
04:50Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Nungi Naila.
04:54Nungi Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Nungi Naila.
04:57She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05Hmm.
05:10Umm.
05:19Samina.
05:20Hi, that's right.
05:21He's Mubarak.
05:23So happy you could come.
05:25We decided to co-host this year.
05:27Yeah.
05:27His brother, you made a great yeah, Taira?
05:30No, but you know an eyeliner.
05:31It doesn't make it.
05:32It doesn't make it for decoration.
05:35It's in Shaju's penthouse.
05:39The Quran says charity is a blessing.
05:41Eat in the garden.
05:43Eid Mubarak.
05:45Eid Mubarak.
05:48Don't leave my sight.
05:50Don't leave my sight.
05:52Eid Mubarak.
05:54He's coming.
05:55Hello ladies. Eid Mubarak.
05:57Eid Mubarak.
06:00Eid Mubarak.
06:02Eid Mubarak.
06:04Now he has passed. You're the eldest.
06:06No, thank you. I'm fine standing.
06:09Baba, go you a favor.
06:11Don't tell mommy, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us, Bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
06:19I'm letting go.
06:22Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with my khan in it.
06:26No, no. The Urdu is also called Goro Vidra.
06:27No, I will not do that.
06:29I will not do that.
06:33I will not do that.
06:54that keith says he's gone mental yes it's hot all right sorry can you man focus please this is the
07:00latest sir this guy likes you also the whole aladdin outfit and the bollywood sweet shop
07:10is their community like 10 times it feels like you're begging it maybe down the brow i don't
07:17get it what is a problem i'm 22 mate what were you trying to get wiped off get it to
07:23me sooner
07:24rather than later this is not going away hi everyone charlatif here now last night at the
07:30king's museum a brother and i came into conflict i should not have reacted the way that i did
07:37and the brother in question perhaps should not have run at me with a metal object the way that he
07:43did
07:44ruba is a community led it's not fucking community the fact is we're all in this together and in the
07:50future i promise to use my platform not to lash out but to reach out bro you want some chai
08:01or something
08:03no nuba well we good i'm good are you good yeah i'm good bro we good i'm good are you
08:08good yeah i'm good
08:09i'm good then uber not uber what are you doing trying to focus man you are distracting me all right
08:15yes yo they got them little laddus over there there with the pink and green balls and you want
08:20them big man please i don't want laddus right now okay i just want to concentrate
08:24aren't you supposed to be holding on his hand oh yeah
08:27shit in a bit yeah don't bring me no laddus
08:40where have you been i've just been checking on baba and zofi bastard you promised you're not going to
08:45leave me so if i just die standing here alone please please don't do this now you left me i'm
08:51sorry
08:52i'm going to get up
08:52my salim
08:53my salim is coming
09:00salim
09:01my child
09:05salim
09:11salim
09:22Oh!
09:29Oh, Peter!
09:34Look, Mr. Tobai.
09:36Look at him, the dancing monkey
09:39doing his mother's dirty bidding,
09:41making Russian prostitutes pregnant. Look!
09:43No, he's not, Mummy. That was a joke that I just made.
09:47Oh, look at that fresh spray.
09:49Zulfi, weakest of us all.
09:52Yeah, I'm good, man. I'm good, you know.
09:54Don't leave. Shahju, she's coming. Don't leave.
09:56Shabita, can I borrow your money for a minute?
09:58I need my co-host in the kitchen.
10:00Okay, we're just gonna...
10:01Okay, okay. No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:08Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
10:10It's the retention of the customer base
10:12after that discount period, you know?
10:14It's off the charts.
10:15People want more community-driven rideshare options.
10:17Yes, Salim! Yes!
10:19What are you saying, bro? Yes!
10:20Look at this guy. You good?
10:21Yeah! Come, join us, man. Join us.
10:23Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was good doing that anyway.
10:25Yeah, I got you some loaders, bro.
10:26Thank you, thank you.
10:27Yeah, that's how I never got your number.
10:29How you been?
10:29I've been good, bro.
10:30Yeah? You've been breaking shit.
10:32What do you mean by that?
10:35Glass ceilings.
10:36Thank you. Try it, man. Try it.
10:38And that guy's arm.
10:40It's just a fracture.
10:42Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about
10:43before you got here.
10:44Yeah.
10:45You know, our number of drivers are growing by the day.
10:47We'll be in all key five bars by June.
10:50Muba!
10:50Sick idea, innit?
10:52I've been there from day one, I remember.
10:53Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
10:54Gus Smith is so proud.
10:55And you know what's amazing?
10:56He's always been an entrepreneur.
10:58If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
11:05Just out of interest, what was your credit situation
11:08with the criminal record and everything?
11:10No problems whatsoever.
11:11No issues.
11:12And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling marl.
11:15It's just a bit of a violent disorder.
11:17It was self-defence, to be honest with you.
11:19It was really before, in a way.
11:20He's a ride or die and he was there for me.
11:21Any credit issues, though?
11:23No credit issues because I'm going all in
11:24with everything that I've got, right?
11:26So if you need any credit, if you need financing,
11:28just talk to me.
11:29Sorry, Gus.
11:30I was on the impression we were coming in seed round
11:32rather than sort of series A.
11:35See this conversation here?
11:36This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
11:40Right?
11:41And in fact, I'll be honest with you.
11:42It's too close.
11:43Okay.
11:43Give me back my dildos then.
11:47Even for me personally, the most important quality
11:51about Muba is, in fact, the quality of the relationships.
11:55We're not just there for them when we want
11:56because that's bullshit.
11:58That's fake.
12:00Get the fuck off me, bro.
12:02I don't know.
12:05And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer service.
12:08That's my thing.
12:08That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
12:10That's what we do best, hospitality.
12:12That's our culture.
12:12One might say it's the Muslim way of doing business.
12:16I love the idea.
12:17I'm going to present it to the guys.
12:19See what they say.
12:19Well, you're taking this...
12:21You're trying to get investment from Dubai.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Okay.
12:26Yeah.
12:26Yeah.
12:27You been?
12:28No.
12:29No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with, you know,
12:31all like, with the...
12:33But, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, mate?
12:35He ain't going to let you in, bro.
12:37You don't want to go there, mate.
12:38I'm all in, yeah?
12:39Remember that?
12:43He was disrespectful.
12:44He referred to your quiff like that.
12:45There was no need.
12:46It looks good.
12:48Shah, got your second apology.
12:50Yeah, that's not going to work.
12:52First of all, what was up with that background?
12:54If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole.
12:58Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
13:01What the?
13:02First class, Naila.
13:04I'm sorry.
13:05I'm sorry.
13:05How did you teach that?
13:07Next year, you'd be back at yours, right?
13:08No, absolutely, yes.
13:10Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila.
13:13Taira, don't believe it.
13:15Everything is okay in the house, right?
13:19Why?
13:20No, nothing.
13:22Just because I was watching Shanju today,
13:25and I thought...
13:28I worry for him.
13:29For all of you.
13:30It's so much pressure.
13:32That's very kind of you to worry, Naila.
13:34I see a bit of your sister in him.
13:44Does Shah Jahan have someone you can talk to?
13:47He has me.
13:48Rukhaya had you too.
13:50But she needed more help, right?
13:52And I'm not sure how to see her.
13:54She doesn't know anything.
13:55She was...
13:55Naila, please.
13:57It's all good.
13:58My son is going to be the next James Bond.
14:01We all couldn't be more proud.
14:07It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
14:08Really.
14:13It's all good.
14:15It's first class.
14:38Oh.
14:46Hmm.
14:47Hmm.
14:50Kindly, he has a harassment group at...
15:12Shah, we need that apology. We're running out of time. I've literally written it out for you.
15:17Just find a quiet, neutral room. Record it and send it back now before it's too fucking late, okay?
15:27For fuck's sake.
15:47Am I interacting, Sammy?
15:49Yeah. A conversation.
15:54Can you fucking close the door, please? Thank you.
15:57Is this, like, you two...
15:59I like her. Texting. Wow.
16:02So how long has this been going on?
16:03Six months. Three months? Okay, so this is nothing.
16:07Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
16:09I'm chill. I'm not going to tell anyone.
16:10Why did I come here? Can we not do this in front of Shah?
16:12I came here for you.
16:14But I never asked you to, did I?
16:15But I asked me to.
16:16I never... Calm down. I never fucking asked you to.
16:19And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about.
16:21This is the whole problem. So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing?
16:24No. Yes.
16:25Does he know, by the way?
16:26Oh, no, no.
16:27Fuck's sake. Well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything. I've got your back. I've got your back.
16:32Look, we don't have to tell anyone.
16:34But let's just be real about what this is, because this is, this is something, right?
16:38Me and you both know it.
16:39What does that even mean, bro?
16:42You, you live a million miles away, okay?
16:44You have a whole life, you have fucking house keys, car keys, so, so many keys, okay?
16:50I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys.
16:51I don't want your keys, okay? I want mine.
16:54Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe a different perspective from my own more mature
16:58experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
17:03Alright?
17:03Alright.
17:04Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting, there's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
17:11Alright? Yeah? You can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one. Instead of it going green, it goes grey.
17:19What does that mean to you?
17:21It means you're blocked.
17:23It means you're blocked.
17:24Fuck off, really.
17:25Yeah.
17:27Let me just show you this.
17:28Okay, I'm gonna ask you to leave now.
17:29Can I show you this quickly?
17:30No, no, no. Oi.
17:31Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:36Salim, yeah?
17:40It's not fucking chill.
17:45It's not fucking chill.
17:48With Sahed gone, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52Well, he recites beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you? Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58Well, yes, by, think about it.
17:59Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you asswipes, I can run circles around you idiots.
18:05I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond,
18:16an icon of the white establishment,
18:18Shah Latifah is exchanging his political art
18:20for vanilla distraction.
18:22And so he joins a long line of brown men
18:24who think that by becoming our oppressor,
18:26he's somehow liberating all of us.
18:28And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
18:43Allahu akbar, allahu akbar.
18:45La ilaha illa allah.
18:49Allahu akbar.
18:53Hey, Shah Latifah here.
18:56I was involved in an incident last night
18:58at the King's Museum
18:59that was both unfortunate and avoidable.
19:01And I'm deeply sorry.
19:04I can think.
19:11Shah Latifah here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum,
19:14I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
19:17and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:23Allahu akbar.
19:24Hi, Shah Latifah here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for.
19:28Trying to save my career and my life.
19:30So I'll fuck you and your little TikTok,
19:32you little...
19:40I don't want to be the same.
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah, hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:14Actually.
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say,
20:18I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:31I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man.
20:40Like, I really do.
20:40I was going to call my lawyers,
20:43but then the fact you called, man.
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47Can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:53Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right, I mean, I guess so.
21:05Nice, Ryan.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07All right, oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember, keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm, I will do.
21:15All right, see you.
21:16See you.
21:17See you.
21:18Ah!
21:26What is it?
21:30What is it?
21:32What is it?
21:32What is it?
21:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:34Baba?
21:35Yeah, what?
21:36Are you all right?
21:37Yeah.
21:37What happened?
21:38He fell.
21:38Move.
21:39Why was I praying on a chair already?
21:41Shush.
21:41You want to sit down?
21:42Yeah.
21:42Come.
21:43Oh, come.
21:43Easy, easy.
21:44How about how's your breathing, okay?
21:46You okay?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit him down?
21:48But now you want to be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51You're for yourself.
21:51Don't come at me.
21:52You always fucking want to be the hero and you're never around.
21:54All right, all right.
21:55Come down, mate.
21:57Huh?
21:57Baba?
21:58Do you get it?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00I'm glad you want to get a blanket or something.
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, bit up.
22:14All right, all right.
22:15Shaz, just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around.
22:17That's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad.
22:19He's your dad.
22:19Shaz, you?
22:20Huh?
22:20Shaz, you?
22:22You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24How?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my...
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:31It's okay with me.
22:31You're just crying about it last night, bro.
22:33What?
22:33You came in to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:36That's some sweet little minicap driver, bro.
22:38Shut up, blow it, blow it, bro.
22:39He's a leech, man.
22:40He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirps your little sister.
22:48What?
22:48Only chirpsing.
22:49I love her.
22:50All right, what the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking...
22:52Are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:56What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage and he's been talking to it.
22:59You sure you're talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What?
23:01What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot?
23:04Well, that's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey, he's not.
23:10Chalo, Shahjoo.
23:13Why are you saying it?
23:14Why are you saying it to me?
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:17What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:22Well, you lot would judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:26I'm trying to change the world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless thinking.
23:32Peter, Paki, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, Vospo.
23:35I've got a problem, my mate.
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
23:38Shut up!
23:38I've got a problem, my friend.
24:00Yeah
24:02Yeah
24:14Isk
24:16Pila
24:16Do Piali Bharke Dishakimai Gulfam Ki
24:25एक अपने नाम की और एक लहनान की
24:31मेट दे पूरी तमन्ना इस दिले नाकाम की
24:35और देदे दे दर्द में सूरत को ही आराम की
24:40गूती पिलवा मगर जोशे तमन्ना डाल कर
24:44एक खत्रा दे, मगर कत्रे में दर्या डाल कर
24:49Ay sa ki teri khair, teire main kadhe ki khair
25:48Altyazı M.K.
26:18Altyazı M.K.
26:30Altyazı M.K.
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