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How well do JP and BMitch know Star Wars?
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00:00If I were getting entered into a golf contest, we would need B to carry us
00:03and maybe I hit a couple shots.
00:05In this Star Wars contest, we're relying on me mostly here,
00:09and I'm a little worried considering I couldn't figure out what the song was.
00:14It's not a great start.
00:15I did want to say the reason we're going to do this Star Wars bit here
00:18is it's May the 4th, and May the 4th has become like the unofficial Star Wars day
00:23because May the 4th be with you, May the 4th.
00:24May the 4th be with you.
00:26It's also, I didn't realize today was the day,
00:29and that's why NBC's running the package today.
00:31But today was Junkies Day in D.C.
00:33Muriel Bowser named the day after them.
00:35So, again, congrats to those guys.
00:37It makes a lot more sense why there was a food drop and pies everywhere.
00:40It's all coming together for me.
00:43Is the baseball game tonight Star Wars themed?
00:46No, so the Nats are off tonight, so they're doing it tomorrow with the Baby Yoda, I think.
00:52That's what they're going to be giving out.
00:53Yeah, send something to us.
00:55They're leaving.
00:56I mean, tomorrow's Cinco de Mayo.
00:58Do it another day.
01:00I would have thought they would have done like a Tequila Tuesday thing,
01:02but they're doing their Star Wars thing, so that's that.
01:07All right, so Stallion, what do you got?
01:08Yeah, we got a quiz here for you guys, and I'm just going to be honest.
01:12I think you guys are in trouble.
01:13I'm not a Star Wars guy, so I can't help you out.
01:17I think Jeff is actually a Star Wars guy.
01:19Jeff, I just know a little bit.
01:21All right, what about Dub B?
01:24I like Star Wars, but I wouldn't consider myself a Star Wars fan.
01:28So can all four of us answer?
01:30No, no, this is a Beamage and Finley operation, we think, and we're just going to laugh at you guys.
01:34Don't we get lifelines?
01:35Like phone a friend?
01:36No.
01:37Yeah, I was going to say.
01:38Make it hard.
01:39No.
01:39Yeah, okay.
01:40No phone a friend.
01:41No phone a friend.
01:42It's going to be you two.
01:43You guys got to answer.
01:44It's multiple choice, though.
01:46Okay, that helps.
01:46It is multiple choice.
01:48All right, question number one.
01:50Who is Luke Skywalker's twin sister?
01:54Leia.
01:54Come on, man.
01:55JP got that.
01:58We didn't think y'all would get that.
01:59I was going to say Princess Leia, but he said Leia real quick.
02:02Sorry, I didn't mean to jump in, but like, listen, I'm not in graduate level Star Wars-dom,
02:09but that's Star Wars 101.
02:11Like, we can pass Star Wars 101.
02:13I mean, I don't know.
02:15So, okay, this is for Beamage.
02:16Dad, Darth Vader, yeah.
02:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:19You're right.
02:20I don't.
02:21What color is Darth Vader's lightsaber, Beamage?
02:25Blue, green, red, or purple?
02:29Blue.
02:30Nah.
02:31No.
02:32No.
02:33I think the Jedi, I think Luke was green and Vader was red.
02:38I'm going with red for Vader.
02:39It is red.
02:40You got that.
02:41I mean.
02:42Two for two, dawg.
02:42Time out.
02:44JP, you're a Star Wars guy.
02:46This is kind of shining through right now.
02:48No, that's basic Star Wars knowledge.
02:49Yo, this is still 101.
02:51That's basic Star Wars knowledge.
02:54All right.
02:54All right.
02:55All right.
02:55So, I think this is where it gets a little bit weird.
02:59Which species is Chewbacca?
03:02Ooh.
03:03Ewok?
03:04Oh, if I get multiple choice, I'll know this.
03:06Oh, then never mind.
03:07No.
03:08Yeah, never mind.
03:10We run this game.
03:11Yeah, yeah.
03:12Never mind.
03:13That's BS.
03:14You said it was multiple choice.
03:15All right.
03:15All right.
03:15All right.
03:16So, we can try to guess.
03:17You want to cut a deal?
03:19We can cut a deal here?
03:19It's definitely not Ewok.
03:20Ewok's the little guys.
03:21Yeah, that's the little people.
03:22All right.
03:24Chewy is a damn.
03:26B, Mitch?
03:27Any?
03:28If you give us the multiple choice, like you're supposed to.
03:31All right.
03:32All right.
03:32All right.
03:32Fine.
03:33A is Ewok.
03:35B is Wookie.
03:36Wookie.
03:37Block it.
03:39Okay.
03:39All right.
03:40All right.
03:40I knew I would know it as soon as I heard it.
03:42JP is a Star Wars guy.
03:43We're finding this out now live.
03:45I'm not.
03:46Like, I'm cool with that.
03:47If you ask me something about, like, Lord Pampadon or whatever, I'm going to struggle.
03:52But so far, these have been pretty easy.
03:54Okay.
03:55This is going to be tricky.
03:56I mean, if you know this, then I don't care what you say.
03:59You cannot defend yourself.
04:00You're a Star Wars guy.
04:01What is the name of Han Solo's ship?
04:05A, Starfighter.
04:07B, X-Wing.
04:09C, Millennium Falcon.
04:11And D, TIE Fighter.
04:14Falcon.
04:15Yeah, I knew it, too.
04:17He made the crosshair leap in .17 parsecs or something.
04:24All right.
04:24All right.
04:25You got that one.
04:26Those are, like, giant cultural things.
04:29Dude, we didn't know.
04:31No, I didn't know this.
04:32We're older.
04:33It came out in 1977.
04:34You hadn't thought of.
04:35Exactly.
04:36Okay.
04:38So, number five here.
04:40Who says, may the force be with you often?
04:44A, Darth Maul.
04:45I got it.
04:47Let's hear it.
04:48I bet B knows this one.
04:49Go ahead.
04:50Yoda.
04:52There's a couple different ones.
04:53Obi-Wan.
04:55Obi-Wan is in there.
04:56All right.
04:57Fine.
04:57Give me the options.
04:58All right.
04:58Darth Maul, Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
05:02And then D is multiple characters.
05:04So, it's multiple characters.
05:06Multiple.
05:06It's Yoda and Obi-Wan.
05:08It's multiple.
05:08So, okay.
05:09You guys got that.
05:10I mean, you just gave him the answer.
05:12You said, yeah, there's plenty of them that did it.
05:14And then you gave him the D.
05:15I mean, yeah.
05:16Oh, pause.
05:20Jeff.
05:21I'm sorry.
05:21We don't want that.
05:22I'm sorry.
05:23Nobody wants to D in here.
05:24I'm going to punishment.
05:26Jeff.
05:27Jeff's just walking around.
05:28No, I know.
05:28Jeff's just using this.
05:29He's standing in the corner.
05:30That's funny.
05:31That's fine.
05:31Honestly, hot dog hat.
05:33Hot dog hat for Jeff.
05:34That could be like a one-minute hot dog hat.
05:36Yeah, yeah.
05:37Penalty box for Jeff.
05:38Oh, wait, wait, wait.
05:38You guys weren't here for this.
05:40No.
05:42Just waiting.
05:43Jeff now wears a head condom to put on the hot dog hat.
05:46Says he's scared of other people's hair.
05:48Now, maybe that was specific because Metal Chris was in here.
05:50But last week, he put a napkin on his head to wear the hot dog hat.
05:54And I said, Brian Mitchell will have a word for you when he returns because that is not allowed.
05:58I don't care what B-Myth's got to say.
06:01Put that thing on.
06:02Yeah, I think you got to put it on, Jeff.
06:04I'm sorry.
06:05Yes, just wear it.
06:06You don't need a head condom.
06:07All right.
06:08All right.
06:08Number six, while Jeff puts on the hot dog hat.
06:11What planet is the home of the Jedi Temple in the prequels?
06:17See, this is.
06:18See, this is.
06:19We've moved up a level here.
06:20Give us our thing.
06:22I mean.
06:23Tatooine?
06:23A, Tatooine.
06:26B, Coruscant.
06:28C, Hoth.
06:30And D, Endor.
06:32And by the way, callers can call in if they want.
06:35I'm going to go with Hoth.
06:36No, Hoth is the cold planet where Luke killed that elephant joint and slept in its belly.
06:42So it's not Hoth.
06:44I want to say Tatooine, but that might have been where Luke went and lived with like his uncle or
06:49whatever after they were trying to separate him.
06:51He was a tricky.
06:52So what's your final name?
06:53He was a Star Wars.
06:55He's just naming things right now.
06:59Endor.
06:59So I know it's not Hoth, so we can eliminate that.
07:03What was it?
07:04Tatooine, Endor, and Coruscant?
07:06Yeah.
07:08Coruscant's like where they're trying to get to at some point.
07:11I don't think it's Coruscant.
07:12I don't know Endor versus Tatooine, but Tatooine was the first one that came to mind.
07:18Brian, do you have a horse in this race?
07:21Nope.
07:23Are you cool?
07:23We go Tatooine.
07:27Tatooine.
07:27I never heard of Tatooine.
07:29Tatooine's the final answer?
07:30Yes.
07:30Wrong.
07:31It was Coruscant.
07:33Damn.
07:33I've never heard of those four places.
07:35I'm not going to lie.
07:36You were right.
07:37Tatooine is where Luke was with his...
07:39As a kid, right?
07:40Yeah, as a kid.
07:40Damn.
07:41And Endor's where the Ewoks live.
07:43Oh, okay.
07:44I mean, not going to lie, by my standards...
07:47I think we're five of six.
07:48Four of six right now.
07:50You've only gotten two wrong.
07:51What else did we get wrong?
07:52No, well, because B chattered out an answer, and I took that as a final answer.
07:56Which one?
07:57It was when he said, then, Darth Vader had a blue lightsaber.
08:01Uh-oh.
08:02Collectively, we got it right.
08:04Okay.
08:05Should we get...
08:06Okay, so you're five of six, then.
08:07That's also half right.
08:09It's...
08:09Eh, is it?
08:12Yeah.
08:12I mean, I guess, theoretically speaking, yeah.
08:15What do you mean?
08:16Well, there might be another question that would make that...
08:18All right.
08:19That's fine.
08:20All right.
08:20We're on to number seven.
08:23Who trained Luke Skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back?
08:28A, Palpatine.
08:30B, Darth Vader.
08:32C, Yoda.
08:34Or D, Boba Fett.
08:37Not Boba Fett.
08:38He was a manhunter.
08:40Or whatever you call that.
08:41Star Wars guys.
08:41You would know.
08:41Star Wars people would know that.
08:43What do you call that when...
08:43A bounty hunter.
08:46When did Yoda?
08:47Yeah, I think it's down in the swamp when Luke is, like, distraught after he...
08:54I think it's Yoda.
08:55You think it's Yoda?
08:56That's your final answer?
08:58Yeah.
08:58Yoda, you got it.
08:59Okay.
09:00You got it.
09:00I mean...
09:01B got that.
09:02You guys got it.
09:03You got it.
09:04All right.
09:04You sleep on us.
09:06Not gonna lie, I am floored.
09:08I thought this was gonna be, like, a great thing.
09:11This is the Star Wars song that's playing now.
09:13I know.
09:13This is the song I know.
09:15I know.
09:15Jeff's on the phone now, but we'll...
09:18That's fine.
09:18We're getting a caller here.
09:19Play the Darth Vader song, too.
09:21Yeah, no.
09:22We'll get that.
09:22We'll get the...
09:23That's a banger.
09:24Oh, yeah.
09:25All right.
09:25Number eight here.
09:27What is R2-D2?
09:31A, a protocol droid.
09:34B, an astromech droid.
09:36C, a battle droid.
09:38Or D, a medical droid.
09:41He's not battle and he's not medical.
09:44No.
09:45What was the first one again?
09:46A protocol droid and an astromech droid.
09:51I'm leaning protocol, but I don't know.
09:54Astromech?
09:55Astromech.
09:55Astromech sounds kind of close.
09:58All right.
09:58You go what you want to go with.
09:59No, you go.
10:01Rock, paper, scissors.
10:02No.
10:03B's got this one.
10:04Astromech?
10:05B, you're right.
10:06Oh!
10:08Unreal.
10:09This is just blown up in our face.
10:12We're all the MGM after the show, dude.
10:13So, hold on.
10:13I think Ryan should wear the hot dog hat.
10:15What I'm finding out right now is that they got this thing together over the weekend and
10:19said they're going to make us look like fools coming back.
10:21We should go throw some roulette chips around.
10:25I say we do that, too.
10:27All right.
10:28All right.
10:28Number nine.
10:30And then, by the way, we have 11 questions here, so we're wrapping up here.
10:35Who is the main antagonist in the original trilogy?
10:39A, Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader.
10:42B, Count Dooku.
10:44C, General Grievous.
10:46Or D, Kylo Ren.
10:50This is, you said antagonist?
10:52Yes, antagonist.
10:54It's Palpatine and Vader.
10:56They're the bad guys.
10:58You sure?
10:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:59The original three?
11:00The original trilogy.
11:03Is that your final answer?
11:05The original trilogy was four, five, six.
11:07Yes.
11:07Vader and Palpatine.
11:09Well, a Star Wars guy would know that.
11:12You got it right again.
11:14Because the original three movies were the fourth, fifth, and sixth of the books.
11:21You can stop right now.
11:22We already got our degrees.
11:23C's got the degrees.
11:25I know.
11:25We're getting an A.
11:27Yeah, I mean, so far, you guys are seven of nine.
11:31I still think we're eight of nine, but whatever.
11:33Well, I mean, yeah.
11:34That's debatable at this point.
11:36All right.
11:36So now we get to number 10 here.
11:38This is a tough one, I think.
11:41Which planet is a desert world where Anakin grew up?
11:45A.
11:46Never heard of him.
11:47He was in the first ones.
11:48He was an annoying little kid.
11:50Yeah.
11:50He was, Anakin becomes Darth Vader.
11:53So Jeff was in Star Wars?
11:56Yeah, Skywalker, baby.
11:58He's an annoying little kid.
12:01So Anakin is Vader as a kid, and they're training him to be a Jedi, and then he goes to
12:06the dark
12:06side because he loves Padma, right?
12:09And he's not supposed to take a wife.
12:12All right.
12:12Come on.
12:13And then Luke chops him up.
12:14All right.
12:15So which planet is a desert world where Anakin grew up?
12:18Maybe Obi-Wan chops him up.
12:20Naboo.
12:21Jakku.
12:23Tatooine.
12:25Kamino.
12:26This is where Anakin grew up?
12:28Where Anakin grew up.
12:29It's not Tatooine because that's where Luke grew up.
12:31Mm-hmm.
12:32The first one was Naboo, and what was the second one?
12:35The first one was Naboo.
12:36The second one was Jakku.
12:38It's not the last one you said.
12:40Is Jakku a Naboo?
12:42I think it's Naboo because I feel like they did these pod racing in Naboo, and there were
12:47all these sketch balls.
12:48It was a very sketchy planet.
12:50If you're comfortable, I feel good with Naboo.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Naboo?
12:54Wrong.
12:54It's Tatooine.
12:56Oh, they grew up on the same place?
12:58I guess so.
12:59Damn.
12:59All right.
13:00That's on me.
13:00Where he was his dad, wasn't he?
13:02Yep.
13:04Yeah, but a lot happened.
13:06But yeah, I guess that.
13:07Yeah.
13:08The dude he went and lived with was his uncle or grandfather or something.
13:11Wasn't Anakin racing that little thing?
13:15Yeah.
13:16That's on me.
13:17Left hand up.
13:17I got one wrong.
13:19All right.
13:19Hey, man.
13:20Danny Ruiz is punching his steering wheel right now.
13:22Oh, my God.
13:22He is so mad.
13:23All right.
13:24Number 11.
13:25This is a bonus one.
13:26You have to hear this one out.
13:28Who is Darth Vader?
13:31A.
13:32Anakin Skywalker.
13:34B.
13:35Luke Skywalker.
13:36C.
13:38Rey Skywalker.
13:39And D.
13:40D Skywalker.
13:45Rey Skywalker.
13:47Rey Skywalker.
13:48The worst possible.
13:49It's not Rey Skywalker or D Skywalker.
13:52I know that.
13:53It's not who?
13:54Who was it not?
13:55The last two you said were laughably dumb.
13:57It was Rey Skywalker and D's Skywalker.
14:01What are you trying to do here?
14:02You want a D's nuts bit?
14:03I want a D's nuts, you guys.
14:04I was hoping you'd be like, who's D's?
14:08I was just going to get you guys.
14:09Do you know the actor that is...
14:13You know who Lando Calrissian is?
14:16I do.
14:17Billy D's?
14:18Yes.
14:20You just got him.
14:22I was trying to...
14:22I wish you said Billy D's who.
14:25You're trying to get me.
14:27It almost had you.
14:28Jeff, you know Billy D's?
14:30Go ahead, man.
14:31Answer the question, Brian.
14:32Go ahead.
14:33Answer the question.
14:35Say the name again.
14:37It's Anakin.
14:38Okay.
14:38Anakin, he was young.
14:39He was a young dude.
14:40He was Anakin.
14:41And you said...
14:42You said...
14:42You get an answer earlier.
14:44Yeah.
14:44Man, if you know Star Wars, everybody knows Luke.
14:46I am your father.
14:47Who was Luke's father?
14:49Here's what I can say.
14:50Did you ever have a teacher, like, growing up, that you knew you had a test and you went
14:55up to the teacher and you had it narrowed down to, like, two of the four answers and
14:59the teacher would kind of tell you the answer?
15:01That's Stallion.
15:05Like, oh, I just don't understand the wording.
15:07I know it's one of these two and they kind of, like, point the pencil at the right one.
15:11That'd be Stallion, the teacher.
15:12Oh, yeah.
15:13It was bad.
15:14So we dominated.
15:15You guys thought...
15:15You got 9 of 11.
15:17The only one we got wrong, wrong was Naboo instead of Tatooine.
15:22Yes, that...
15:23That's on me.
15:24I didn't know it was the same planet.
15:25Yeah, and then I think it was...
15:27No, because you guys did guess what R2-D2 was.
15:31And then what was the other one you missed?
15:32I think it was...
15:33Vader's.
15:34Light saver.
15:35There we go.
15:35But Anakin's is blue, so that's why I said it was half right.
15:38Oh, like when he's a kid before he goes dark.
15:41I got one for you.
15:43So Samuel L. Jackson was in, when they rolled out...
15:47Purple.
15:48Yeah, I was going to say, it was purple.
15:49It was purple.
15:51I remember an interview with Samuel L. Jackson taking a role as a Jedi, and he's like, man,
15:56I was really into it.
15:57But the only thing I told him, I needed a purple lightsaber.
15:59It was purple.
16:00Uh-huh.
16:01There's a difference between pink and purple.
16:03Yes, indeed.
16:04White blind.
16:04White blind.
16:04It's purple.
16:06I'm colorblind.
16:08Well, you don't know what the gal color is if you're colorblind.
16:11Yeah.
16:14That was fun.
16:15I enjoyed the Star Wars trivia.
16:17I think we crushed it.
16:18I'm sure we'll get some comments about, just from the geniuses that are Star Wars people.
16:25But honestly, I don't even think Star Wars people can think we did bad.
16:28I don't think that was like the hardest.
16:30They need to just be happy.
16:31I knew a answer.
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