00:01Holy guacamole! Let's try it.
00:04So apparently we're knitting screws now. Wrap it up tight, torch it until it questions its
00:09life choices, and melt it straight into the plastic. Mmm, smells like toxic success.
00:16Pull the screw, snip the tail, and drive it home. Okay, that is actually rock solid.
00:22I spent 20 minutes fixing a cheap plastic box, but hey, I feel like an engineer.
00:29Holy smokes! You can slice a glass bottle perfectly in half just by burning a string?
00:34Alright, let's grab a bottle and give it a tight little copper necklace.
00:38Twist it on there, good. We don't want it going anywhere.
00:41Now time for the arson portion of the evening. We need to get this wire hotter than my mixtape.
00:45Just keep torching it until it regrets being metal. Moment of truth. Into the ice bath.
00:50Great, just me awkwardly banging glass against glass. Oh! Okay then, I stand corrected.
00:56It actually works. I'm shocked. Holy moly. You mean I didn't need expensive tools for this?
01:02Let's try it. Okay, wedge the first one in, grab the second one for leverage,
01:08and just a simple little twist. Yeah, easy my foot. I think I just popped a blood vessel in my
01:16eye.
01:16Come on! See? Effortless. I definitely didn't almost pass out just now.
01:21Holy moly. Does tape really act like a magic eraser for broken screens? I've got my busted phone
01:27and the roll of destiny here. Let's just slap this on. Totally makes sense. Moment of truth.
01:32Peeling back the layers of my skepticism. No way. It actually ripped the whole broken protector off.
01:38That was actually satisfying. Holy tomato. Let's try it. Just a little press.
01:46A little twist. Are you kidding me? It's perfect. Great. Rolling pin companies are going to put a hit
01:54out on me. Holy rocket fuel. Let's try it. Okay, just fill it up. Flip it and beautiful. Free shower.
02:05Very refreshing. Round two. Watch the master at work. To the moon or the wall. Nailed it. I am basically
02:12NASA.
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