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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:04that really
03:14no no no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:16everything is five
03:18don't freak out
03:21oh
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the doll house
03:50Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
04:02There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not...
04:10...okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing.
04:48Can you hear me?
04:50Can you hear me now?
04:50Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry, sorry.
04:56I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine.
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi.
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay.
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible.
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful.
05:25Are you smiling right now?
05:27No.
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:33Just like...
05:33Wow.
05:35Wow.
05:36Wow?
05:37Wow?
05:38No, I apologize.
05:39You're my wife and you're not an experimenter.
05:42Well, I should hope so.
05:45Jesus.
05:46Oh my God.
05:46This is your job?
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't what?
05:54Eat more?
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do you...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:59Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration
06:08of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les!
06:43Do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
06:59I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die...
07:17Tiny!
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home-home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:42This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:07Be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh...
08:09I...
08:09I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:25Hey.
08:25Calm...
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm fucking down!
08:51Hey Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute.
08:58I don't want to be a little.
09:04He's been away.
09:17You can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
09:22She's on her way, Bob.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25No.
09:25They always do.
09:27Not this time. Nope, nope, nope.
09:28Because we've got plans. Yep.
09:31We've got concrete plans.
09:37How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two?
09:43Uber romantic.
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late.
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming.
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.
10:03Destined to be written.
10:05Immortalized for generations to come.
10:07Oh.
10:10Quiet, everybody, please.
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry.
10:15Oh.
10:15It's work.
10:17It's work.
10:19Hey, Martin.
10:20Martin.
10:22Well, I, you know, I was, I was gonna head out of town, so...
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27Of course, of course.
10:28I'll just, I'll head into the, into the lab.
10:32Uh...
10:32No, I've, I've not heard from us.
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye.
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
10:52Hmm.
10:54Peace offering?
11:00Take those off.
11:01I feel like a specimen.
11:04And come closer.
11:05I don't want to keep yelling.
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't.
11:18It was top secret.
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit.
11:23You didn't trust me.
11:25Which makes me so...
11:28sad.
11:29Makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you.
11:35But...
11:35Yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49Lindy.
11:50They are so cute.
11:53They are so cute.
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:58Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:59They're so cute.
12:02Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:27No, no, no.
12:27No, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:33I feel very small and like something bad could happen.
12:37I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les.
12:46I do not want to be alone.
12:47Please.
12:48I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I...
13:02I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:14Okay.
13:18This is crazy.
13:57Yeah.
13:58I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Really?
14:17Wow. I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores. Look who it is.
14:37See? She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up. Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no! It's trying to eat me!
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please? Put me down.
15:05It's fun, right? We all love a train ride.
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:11Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:19Merry Christmas.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:27Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:30Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:38Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:43Maybe too many times around?
15:44I wanna get out!
15:46I don't want to eat it!
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:50Oh.
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas, so I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just...
16:31gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:03When you're ready.
17:05Uh...
17:05Pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So...
17:13This is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup,
18:20you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeat it won the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom.
19:04It's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54I'm with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16I think we should visit the Arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the Arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:29Huh?
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine Club Wednesdays.
20:36Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:42Hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I be here?
20:52Yeah.
20:53We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03Okay, fine.
21:05Come on.
21:06Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Go.
21:12Go ahead.
21:13Go ahead.
21:17Go ahead.
21:19We're defending you.
21:20No, no, no.
21:21I always will matter.
21:22Always defend you.
21:23Just go ahead.
21:24Go ahead.
21:24Go ahead.
21:34Oh, Jesus.
21:36Waltz.
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're taking the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:22No.
22:23No.
22:23Seriously.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously.
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52It's only a few days.
23:23Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34But now.
23:35Oh.
23:36Now-ish.
23:52I'm coming in.
23:53I'm coming in.
23:59It's over there.
24:02Magoo.
24:06Stay.
24:08Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magoo.
24:19Come here.
24:23Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it, you're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:47I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Man!
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard? What is it?
25:09Oh, you seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry too when I need a release, so...
25:18I get where you're at.
25:20Okay, right, is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy, Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard, get your butt inside.
25:44I'm sorry you used profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:00I'll see you later.
26:01Les?
26:03Les?
26:04Les?
26:09That is a toy.
26:14Oh. He left me? Right. Why, I have to trust him. I cannot spiral. Huh? Oh. Yeah. Why not? Okay,
26:36that's, that's good, Space Colon.
26:38Colon? Colon? Colonal. Colonel. Space Colonel. Next stop, Uranus. I could, fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close, so I believed you. Yes, and you should believe me. That's our
26:58deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close. So what does so close mean to you in this
27:06context today? My God, I can't put an actual number on it. I don't know. What? Oh, what have
27:14you done? What have I done? Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job. Contract is for
27:2030 days. That's insane. Well, you said that you were close. 30 days? Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong. So. Now you have 30 days. No, no,
27:36no. We have 30 days. Oh, now it's we. What does it say exactly? What does it, what does the
27:40small print say? Exactly. It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula
27:46works. Uh-huh. Or the patent on our tech. On my tech, thank you. Reverts to Hilton. Uh-huh.
27:52And Hilton sues you. Sues us. For fraud. And you go to jail. To jail? Well, can he do
28:01that? He can. And after 30 days, it goes. The, the tech, the lab, the Bob's gone. But,
28:09but, okay, so how do I make, uh, how do I, how do I make things big again? Because I,
28:18I have to make things big again. Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really actually silly. I mean, can he actually do this? Hello? Yes, he can. It says it
28:32right here. Oh. Les. How bad is this? Okay.
29:07Hey, I, I, I got you something for Christmas. Oh, I, I, I got you something for Christmas. Oh,
29:12I, I, I didn't get you anything. Oh, that's, that's okay. It's okay. I love you. Like what
29:20Shakespeare used to write with. You know I like Shakespeare? Well, everybody knows you
29:25like Shakespeare. Bars guard. Well, you talk about it a lot. Yeah. Um, you, you seem a
29:33little bit down. No. I'm, uh, just tired. Yeah. And I was waiting up last night for someone,
29:41someone special. You know, and it's just, you know. Oh, Merry, Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah. Thank you, Janet. This is a very thoughtful gift. So. Thank you.
29:57Thy returneth to thine grind. Okay. Buddy. Any room over here?
30:24Oh. Right. Okay. Looks good. Okay. Oh, God. Come on. Okay. Oh, my God.
30:49Oh, there we go. Guide. Oh, a classic. Gamma. Volume. We're never turning this off. Okay,
31:13good snacks. So. We've got popcorn. But no candy. Oh, less. That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today. It's a big day. It could be the
31:41day. It needs to be the day. Or two. At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell's stress sensor to B sub J. Minus one-half times the
32:00quantity epsilon naught. Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:07Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:08Bobs. Bobs. Implement his thoughts.
32:17B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared
32:24over mu naught. Complete.
32:28Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:31B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:34B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:41B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:45B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:46B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:46B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:47B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:47B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:47B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:47B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:48B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:48B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:51B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
32:54B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon.
33:12Let's make history
33:54Let's make history
34:02A great attempt in the name of science
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the explainer
34:08Nominal success
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds
34:13Same as previous attempt
34:15Result, molecular disequilibrium
34:18Eraser Bob, C-Medic
34:20Bring in Fred
34:21Clean up an aisle everywhere
34:23Richard?
34:24We're waiting on analysis to proceed
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts
34:29We'll go again
34:31No, you won't
34:32If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem
34:37You working in a bubble
34:38With your staff and your secrets
34:40Ends today
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab
34:44Will be authorized by me
34:46No, no, no, no, no
34:48Um, this is not how we work here
34:52We are making history
34:54Okay?
34:55That corn was regular size
34:57It's incredible
34:58As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results
35:02Any spending whatsoever
35:04Everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody
35:13This is Virginia
35:15Vivian
35:15Vivian, I don't know her last name
35:17But she's new here
35:18And she doesn't know how things work
35:20And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal
35:21Okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging
35:30I don't care about the money
35:31Of course you don't
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo
35:37I had to open the books
35:39Well, it had to be perfect
35:40What?
35:41Irresponsible
35:42And deeply sad
35:43Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money
35:47This is his lab now
35:49And I run Hilton's lab
35:50Ergo, I run this lab
35:52This is unacceptable
35:54And it's ridiculous
35:55And do, do something
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now
36:03Well, good luck reaching him
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down
36:15We'll try again tomorrow
36:17Together
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear Harry Jesus
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure
36:3229 days
36:33Not helpful
36:34Not the point!
36:44What have I done?
36:52Midnight
36:53Midnight
36:54Were the stars and you
36:59Midnight
37:01And a rendezvous
37:05Your eyes
37:08Held a message tender
37:11Saying I surrender
37:15All my life
37:16Oh, it's my phone
37:19Oh, it's my phone
37:20Oh, oh
37:25Coming, coming, coming
37:27What?
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:45No!
37:49No!
37:51No!
37:52No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you
38:19I can see me in you
38:23I can see me in you
38:24Do you know
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck
38:35I gotta get out of here
38:38I gotta get out of here
39:02God, dang it
39:05Oh, my God.
39:39Oh, my God.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:13Oh, my God.
40:28Oh, my God.
40:30Oh, my God.
40:38Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:50Oh, my God.
41:20Oh, my God.
41:20Oh, my God.
41:33Oh, my God.
41:41Oh, my God.
41:46Oh, my God.
41:49Oh, yeah.
42:19Oh, yeah.
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