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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no no no no Rendee
03:17everything is fine don't freak out
03:20Oh, God!
03:30Lindy!
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
03:50Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
03:52Whoa!
03:53Ah!
03:55Ah!
03:57Ah!
03:58Ah!
04:00Ah!
04:01Ah!
04:02There you are!
04:03Ah!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not...
04:10...okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fuckin' thing!
04:48Can you hear me?
04:50say again can you hear me now yes oh sorry sorry i'm so sorry are you okay i'm fine i
05:00heard that
05:00god i think we got it hi what the fuck les i heard that too loud and clear okay
05:10lindy i'm so sorry it was an accident and uh i can't believe it even happened i i but you're
05:17incredible i mean you're beautiful
05:24are you smiling right now no no no no of course not i i just i
05:32just like wow wow wow wow no i apologize you're my wife you're not experimentally
05:42well i should hope so jesus oh my god this is your job this how you're gonna solve world hunger
05:50you're gonna make everybody tiny so so they don't what eat more i don't uh do you want me to
05:57answer
05:57that or explain it to me well um it's called cellular reduction and um it's the process of
06:07miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables and that's how i plan to solve world
06:14hunger explain how you're gonna make me big again jesus i don't give a shit how it works oh right
06:21well
06:21i just reversed the process that's the restoration part great restore me now please i can do that
06:32um uh but first uh a surprise meet me in the dining room
06:41merry christmas lindy let's do i look merry or hungry well it's kind of hard to tell from this
06:49distance um i'm not make me big again now heard that loud and clear um the thing is tell me
06:58you can
06:58make me big again last i can and i will um the thing is that it's just i think it's
07:04just gonna
07:04take a day uh or two tops but you'll be fine everything's gonna be okay you're healthy i checked
07:11your vitals wait i could die tiny no you you're not gonna die tiny you'll be safe in the dollhouse
07:21because it's it's almost exactly the same as our house house um the stove works the refrigerator works
07:29there's food the water runs and i shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at
07:35home home your clothes from your closet um and uh this curling thing
07:47and your hairbrush uh cold cream looked important oh and i remembered your coffee and the coffee maker
07:56worked perfectly right oh one crucial thing um the toilet uh it works i figured it out just don't ever
08:03look in the hall closet downstairs ever you will be restored to regular size i promise it this is just
08:10temporary lindy i am so close truly now it's so close not a day or two top less you motherfuckers
08:24hey calm calm down
08:29calm fucking down
08:51hey lindy
08:54i'm gonna need a minute
09:17you can refilm ladies cup too she's on her way bob she's gone back to her husband no
09:25they always do not this time nope nope because we've got plans yep we got concrete plans
09:36how about a 10-day getaway to vermont for two uber romantic
09:51there are multiple reasons she could be late no i know lindy's coming why you may ask
09:58because our love story is woven into the fabric of time destined to be written
10:04and more lies for generations to come
10:09oh quiet everybody please
10:11quiet please
10:12sorry
10:14oh
10:16it's work
10:16it's work
10:19hey martin
10:22well i you know i was i was gonna head out of town so
10:26no no no no no no no no of course of course i'll just i'll head into the into the
10:30lab
10:33no i've not heard from us
10:36wait what do you mean you can't get a hold of him
10:40yeah okay bye
10:41does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled
10:46barton can i be honest i love your service but i don't love the negative energy
10:54peace offering
11:00take those off i feel like a specimen
11:04and come closer i don't want to keep yelling
11:10jesus the 96
11:12if there was ever a time
11:14i know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17well i couldn't it was top secret i signed an ironclad nda
11:21it's bullshit
11:23you didn't trust me
11:25which makes me so sad
11:29makes me so sad
11:32fuck you
11:34but
11:36yeah
11:41well i didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43what
11:45happy birthday lindy
11:49they are so cute
11:53wait
11:54and legible
11:55happy birthday lindy
11:58they're so cute
12:00oh and functional
12:02happy birthday lindy
12:06how cute
12:07and accurate
12:11the dent from when i side swiped the mailbox
12:16never put it together
12:17you also said you didn't want to know
12:23well you're not leaving me
12:24well i have to go so i can fix you
12:26no no no no less
12:28take me with you
12:29i'm portable
12:30you will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32i feel very not safe
12:33i feel very
12:34small
12:35and like something bad could happen
12:37i won't let something happen
12:39something did
12:40something else
12:41beyond the accident
12:42but i have to go to the lab so i can fix you
12:45please lass i do not want to be alone
12:47please i'm scared
12:49well what if i can show you
12:50that um
12:52being small isn't scary
12:54oh god
12:54i've always wondered what the world would look like if i were six inches tall
12:58not me
12:59i can show you
13:01no i i don't
13:03aren't you just a little bit curious
13:05i will be restored to regular size soon
13:09i promise
13:10trust me
13:15okay
13:17this is crazy
13:20oh my god
13:21oh my god
13:23oh my god
13:25oh my god
13:31oh my god
13:35oh my god
13:38oh my god
13:41oh my god
13:42oh my god
13:46oh my god
13:47oh my god
13:48oh my god
13:48oh my god
13:49oh my god
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Really big.
14:16Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See? She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffin' up. Do you see what it's doing?
14:44Oh, no, no, no. It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:49Can you put me down, please? Put me down.
15:06Fun, right? We all love a train ride.
15:08Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:22Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:28Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:30Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
15:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out!
15:46I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas,
16:20so I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up
16:26and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just...
16:31gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:39Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:45I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Lest you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08Uh, she's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Lest said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich.
20:06But absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:16I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch.
20:59Watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Come on.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Come on.
21:09Come on.
21:11Come on.
21:12Come on.
21:18We're defending.
21:21We're defending.
21:22We're defending.
21:23We're defending.
21:23We're defending.
21:26We're defending.
21:27And we're defending.
21:29We're defending.
21:29Oh, no, put your hands on there again.
21:31Oh, no, no, no.
21:33No, no, no, no, no.
21:33Agh!
21:34Oh, Jesus, Walsh!
21:37Walsh!
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40it's down the hall with the light on the wall with the toilet i can see the light
22:03maybe i can't be quiet
22:14hey i'm not really like her though right my mother um i'm not like diane am i does that make
22:21me walt
22:24seriously seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable and not in a good way
22:37it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:44only a few days
22:51it's only a few days
22:52it's only a few days
23:22yeah what what what it can't be right
23:33okay i'm coming in but now
24:04oh
24:06Stay. Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magu. Come here.
24:23Ow, fuck. You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop. Stop it, you're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard, what is it?
25:09Oh, you seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right, is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home? You know, with your wife, Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing, she's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing, that's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard, get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry you used profanity, I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:14I'll see you later.
26:17He left me?
26:19Right, right.
26:23Why, I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:30Oh.
26:32Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's...
26:37That's good, space colon.
26:39Colon?
26:41Colonial.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space Colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:14What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2530 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong, so...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say exactly?
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:46Uh-huh.
27:47Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But...
28:09But...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:13Uh...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I...
28:18I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is...
28:26Actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Hello?
28:30Yes!
28:31He can!
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even gonna ask about the cat.
29:07Hey!
29:08I...
29:08I...
29:09I...
29:09I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh!
29:12I...
29:12I...
29:13I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh!
29:15It's...
29:16It's...
29:16It's okay.
29:16I...
29:17I didn't want you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:30Yeah.
29:30Yeah.
29:31Um...
29:32You...
29:33You seem a little bit down.
29:34No.
29:35I'm...
29:36Just tired.
29:37Yeah.
29:38I was waiting up last night for someone...
29:41Someone special.
29:43You know?
29:44And it's just...
29:46You know?
29:47Oh, Merry...
29:48Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah.
29:50Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift.
29:52So...
29:59Thy returneth...
30:00To thine grind.
30:10Okay.
30:10Okay.
30:12Buddy.
30:14Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right.
30:27Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:43Okay.
30:44Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:53Uh...
30:54Guide.
30:58Oh!
31:00A classic.
31:01Come on!
31:02Oh, there we go.
31:06Volume.
31:08Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:15So...
31:17We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard.
31:38I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:06Thoughts complete.
32:08Bobs.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:56Complete.
32:57B sub J des…
32:57The Jenn caked.
33:17Another way she look for her for her for cancer recently.
33:24D-
33:29Let's go.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer?
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, C-Medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:42Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
34:49Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and
35:07including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:50Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous.
35:56And do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44Oh, what have I done?
36:53Midnight for the stars and you.
37:00Midnight and a rendezvous.
37:06Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life.
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh!
37:22Oh!
37:25Come on, come on, come on!
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
37:51No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23I can see you in you.
38:24Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah!
38:27What is that?
38:30Oh!
38:31Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:51Jesus!
38:53Fuck!
38:54God damn it, Luke!
38:57For God's sake.
39:00Ah!
39:01Ah!
39:03Ah!
39:03God damn it!
39:13Ah!
39:18Ah!
39:20Ah!
39:22Ahh!
39:22Ah!
39:23Ahhh!
39:23Hart!
39:26Ahhh.
39:26Ahh!
39:27Ahh!
39:27Like Fenormeu.
39:29Ah!
39:31Ahh!
39:31Ahh!
39:32Tığ Smash!
39:32Lack!
39:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:08Oof, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:21What the?
40:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, God.
40:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:30Oh, oh.
40:39I'll save you!
41:22I'll save you!
41:47I'll save you!
42:20I'll save you!
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