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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:15everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20oh
03:22oh
03:25oh
03:28no
03:29ende
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
04:01There you are! You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:56Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh, I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I, I, I, I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean, you're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I, I just, I...
05:32Just like, wow.
05:36Wow.
05:36Wow.
05:38Wow?
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so, so they don't, what, eat more?
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do, do you want me to answer that, or...?
06:00Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um, it's called cellular reduction, and, um, it's the process of miniaturization
06:07and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables, and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right, well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise.
06:35Ha!
06:36Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not.
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that, loud and clear.
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um, the thing is, that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But, you'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No, you...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um, the stove works, the refrigerator works, there's food, the water runs, and...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:44Um, and your hairbrush.
07:49Uh, cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh, one crucial thing, um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I-I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close, truly.
08:13Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfucker!
08:25Hey.
08:25Calm, calm down.
08:27Calm!
08:29Calm fucking down!
08:44What?
08:51Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't wanna be little.
09:04He's been away
09:13Thank you
09:17You can refilm the ladies cup too
09:22She's on her way, Bob
09:23She's gone back to her husband
09:25No
09:25They always do
09:27Not this time
09:28Nope, nope, nope
09:28Because we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We've got concrete plans
09:36How about
09:38A ten day getaway to Vermont for two
09:42Uber romantic
09:44There are multiple reasons she could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask
09:57Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:02Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:08Oh
10:09Quiet everybody, please
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry
10:15Oh, it's work
10:19Hey, Martin
10:22Well, I was going to head out of town
10:24So
10:26No, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just head into the lab
10:33No, I've not heard from us
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Bart, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service
10:48But I don't love the negative energy
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off
11:01I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer
11:05I don't want to keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't
11:18It was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21It's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:25Which makes me so sad
11:29Makes me so sad
11:32Fuck you
11:34But
11:36Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43What?
11:45Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute
11:53Wait
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:59They're so cute
12:00Oh, and functional
12:02Happy birthday, Lindy
12:06How cute
12:07And accurate
12:11The dent
12:12From when I sideswiped a mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't want to know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no
12:27No, less
12:28Take me with you
12:29I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else
12:41Beyond the accident
12:42But I have to go to the lab
12:44So I can fix you
12:45Please, Les
12:46I do not want to be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you
12:50That, um
12:52Being small isn't scary
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered
12:56What the world would look like
12:57If I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
13:00I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored
13:07To regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:10Trust me
13:15Okay
13:17This is crazy
13:19Oh my
13:21Oh my
13:57Yeah. I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Really.
14:17Wow. I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball? Do you think I could choke on this?
14:28Oh, yeah. Put that down.
14:33Hello, Dolores. Look who it is. See? She's not that scary.
14:38Why is she looking at me like that? Oh, oh, it's puffing up. Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no. It's trying to eat me. No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please? Put me down.
15:05It's fun, right? We all love a train ride.
15:08Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:19Merry Christmas.
15:23Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:31Merry Christmas to me!
15:39Merry Christmas, Wendy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get up!
15:47I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:57Oh, my...
15:59Hey.
16:01It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06So incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up
16:26and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just...
16:31gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Uh...
17:05Pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:11Okay.
17:13So...
17:13This is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You were the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup,
18:20you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeat it won the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:50I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom.
19:04It's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned
19:19and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No.
19:35He stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:39Me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55It's your Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey.
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03Okay, good.
21:04Come on.
21:06Okay, good.
21:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:11Go ahead, go ahead.
21:21Go ahead, go ahead.
21:34oh jesus waltz can we help you obviously this isn't the washroom it's down the hall with the
21:42light on the one with the toilet i can see the light
21:56oh my god oh fuck okay okay maybe i can't be quiet
22:06i don't think you can hey
22:14i'm not really like her though right my mother um i'm not like diane am i does that make me
22:21walt
22:24seriously seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable and not in a good way
22:37it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:44only a few days
22:51it's only a few days
22:52it's only a few days
23:22yeah what what what it can't be right
23:32okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
23:39oh
23:41oh
23:41oh
23:41oh
23:41oh
23:41oh
23:41oh
23:41oh
23:48oh
23:49oh
23:49oh
24:02oh
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24:27oh
24:29oh
24:31oh
24:31oh
24:33oh
24:34oh
24:37oh
24:39oh
24:40stop
24:41stop it you're fine
24:42i feel bad enough already
24:47i mean she's safe right
24:50me
24:55oh
24:55oh
24:56oh
24:56oh
24:57oh
24:57oh
24:57oh
24:57oh
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24:58oh
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25:01oh
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25:05oh
25:05oh
25:09you seem upset
25:11no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:12i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come to my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where
25:19you're at
25:20okay right is that all
25:22now you've got me worried is everything all right at home you know with uh your wife lindy lindy's her
25:27name right
25:27yes richard she's everything okay good good yeah she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays
25:34yes richard she's at home writing she's keeping busy
25:37she's writing
25:38writing that's wonderful that's wonderful richard get your butt inside i'm sorry to use profanity i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
26:00i'll see you later
26:02lus
26:03lus
26:07that is a toy
26:14oh
26:16he left me
26:17i have to trust him
26:26i cannot spiral
26:29oh
26:31yeah
26:33why not
26:35okay that's
26:37that's good space colon
26:39colon
26:41colonel
26:43colonel
26:44space colonel
26:46next stop uranus
26:48i could
26:50fuck i'm already spiraling
26:52you made me believe you were so close so i believed you
26:56yes and you should believe me that's our deal there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close
27:01so what does so close mean to you in this context today
27:07my god i can't put an actual number on it i don't know
27:11what
27:12oh
27:13what have you done
27:15what have i done
27:16martin i didn't want to say you have one job
27:19contract is for 30 days
27:22that's
27:22that's insane
27:23well you said that you were close
27:2530 days
27:28well it will work i mean
27:31the math says it will and math is never wrong so
27:33now you have 30 days
27:35no no no we have 30 days
27:37oh now it's we
27:37what does it say exactly what does it was the small print say exactly
27:41that says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works
27:46or the patent on our tech
27:49on my tech thank you
27:50reverts to hilton
27:52and hilton sues you
27:54sues us
27:55for fraud
27:57and you go to jail
27:58to jail
28:00well can he do that
28:01he can
28:02and after 30 days it goes the the tech the lab the bob's gone
28:08but but okay so how do i make uh how do i
28:16how do i make things big again because i i have to make things big again
28:20well after 30 days you can't
28:25this is actually silly
28:27i mean can he actually do this yes he can it says it right here
28:35less
28:38how bad is this
28:42okay
28:47i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
29:01um
29:07hey i i i got you something for christmas
29:10oh
29:11i i i didn't get you anything
29:14oh
29:15it's okay
29:16i didn't want you
29:19like what shakespeare used to write with
29:22you know i like shakespeare
29:24well everybody knows you like shakespeare
29:26bars guard
29:28well you talk about it a lot
29:30um
29:32you seem a little bit down
29:34no
29:35no
29:35i'm uh
29:36just tired
29:36yeah
29:38and i was waiting up last night for someone
29:41someone special
29:43you know and it's just
29:46you know
29:47oh merry merry christmas richard
29:49yeah thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift
29:52so thank you
29:58thy returneth
30:00to thine grind
30:10okay
30:12buddy
30:14thank you from over here
30:23oh
30:26right
30:27okay
30:30looks good
30:32okay
30:37oh come on
30:43okay
30:44oh my god
30:54oh
30:56oh
30:59a classic
31:01gamma
31:06volume
31:10we're never turning this off
31:12okay
31:13good snacks
31:15so
31:18we've got popcorn
31:20but no candy
31:25oh
31:26less
31:27that's just for me
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day
31:40could be the day
31:41needs to be the day
31:43or two
31:44at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress sensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:06complete
32:07class
32:08thoughts
32:10thoughts
32:16b sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times e squared plus b squared over mu
32:25naught
32:25complete
32:27carl implement his thoughts
32:55Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:55Let's make history.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer.
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, C-Medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25Waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous.
35:56And do, do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:04Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam.
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33It's not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44What have I done?
36:52Midnight for the stars and dew
36:59Midnight and a rendezvous
37:06Your eyes held a message tender
37:12Saying I surrender
37:15All my life
37:16No, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come!
37:26What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42Ooh!
37:44No!
37:49No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23I can see you in you.
38:24Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:53Fuck!
38:54God damn it, Len!
38:57For God's sake.
39:00Ah!
39:01Ah!
39:03Ah!
39:03God!
39:04Dang it!
39:13Ah!
39:19Ah!
39:20Ah!
39:21Ah!
39:22Ah!
39:22Ah!
39:23Ah!
39:25Ah!
39:26Ah!
39:27Ah!
39:27Ah!
39:29Ah!
39:31Ah!
39:31Ah!
39:31Ah!
39:32Ah!
39:33Ah!
39:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:03Uh, uh, what the?
40:22Oh, oh, oh.
40:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:39I'll save you!
40:54Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river
40:59Too many lonely soils have dripped it out to sea
41:03You lay your bets and then you pay the price
41:07The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer
41:18You've got a number and your hand is on a phone
41:21The weather's turned and all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:38And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make a...
41:50You think you're gonna break up
42:05You think you're gonna break up
42:17Oh
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