00:03love you guys love you tiffany
00:15that was slippery
00:21hello you are currently being recorded your house
00:27is a camera at any given time tens of millions of homes are recording your
00:33every move help me
00:41hello hi am i in the wrong house i think so yes ma'am
00:46oh my god i'm so sorry and if you're watching at just the right moment
00:57you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking
01:05i didn't know what to do my body froze and you don't know what else to say
01:09come join
01:18the neighborhood watch you are currently being recorded
01:37this man's recording himself talking in his sleep
01:44really what adjust your neck or something
01:48you got uh got uh everything you need right here for me
01:52i do appreciate your concern though and if we can help in any way in the
01:57future please don't hesitate to reach out to us
02:24this delivery driver doesn't realize that a camera is about to capture a cringe-worthy
02:30for the moment
02:36screen
02:38what is
03:00Dude, if your car is a stick, it is rolling away.
03:10I just saw it on camera.
03:11You might want to go grab it.
03:15Your car is rolling away.
03:17Uh-oh.
03:30In Ohio, a nosy driver calls police with a strange story.
03:35I was just driving down Lincoln Way, and I was behind this car, and they had, like, hair sticking out
03:43of their trunk, and I don't know if it was, like, a possible person in their trunk.
03:48So we arrive at the house and see the described vehicle sitting in the driveway, and at that point, that's
03:55when we went to the doorbell to make contact, see if we could get any further information.
03:59So, I'm at home, eating chicken strips, minding my business.
04:03When I opened the door, it was two police officers.
04:06Now, one police officer was fine as wine.
04:08Oh, my gosh.
04:11Hello.
04:12How are you?
04:13Good.
04:13How are you?
04:14Oh, Jesus.
04:14The craziest thing you're not going to believe.
04:16What happened?
04:17So we got a call.
04:18Somebody's concerned.
04:20What did I do?
04:21It was kind of a awkward moment where I can't just come out and ask, hey, is there a body
04:26in your trunk?
04:26I kind of have to break the ice.
04:28Are you at, like, a hairstyle?
04:30No.
04:30I thought he liked my hairstyle because my hair was nice, slayed and laid, okay?
04:35It was looking good.
04:36But then I realized, like, why would he ask me that?
04:39So there's, like, hair hanging out of your trunk?
04:42Oh, my Jesus.
04:43Someone's like...
04:43Oh, that's my wig.
04:44Oh, hold on.
04:45I'm talking about wig.
04:46Hold on.
04:46Oh.
04:50So after I got my hair done, when I stuck at the stop signs, even at the lights, people
04:55was giving me dirty stares.
04:57Well, that's the reason why.
04:59It's because my wig was hanging out the trunk.
05:03They probably think I got a dead body in my trunk.
05:05They probably think I killed someone.
05:06I'm not trying to go to jail.
05:12Hold on.
05:13I need to come out.
05:14You got to come see it, though.
05:18Oh, my Jesus.
05:20You got to see it, though.
05:21Oh, Jesus.
05:23I didn't hear you.
05:24Oh, my wig.
05:26We both shared a laugh together.
05:28After everyone was laughing, they said, thank you and have a good day.
05:32And next time, you know, maybe put your wig in the back seat.
05:36While this craziness was happening, my dad was watching this live on the ring camera.
05:42And once the officers left, he was laughing unstoppable.
05:46So I decided to put it on Facebook.
05:48Oh, that's my wig.
05:49Oh, hold on.
05:50I'm talking about wig.
05:51Hold on.
05:51So to this day, I have not received another call quite like the one that I went on that day.
05:57It's one that's going to stand out through the rest of my career.
05:59That's for sure.
06:00The fine man.
06:01The finest wine man.
06:03Have I seen him around?
06:04No, I have not seen him around at all.
06:07If y'all have, tell him I said hi.
06:11We are all set.
06:18Hey, you are very welcome.
06:19You have yourself an amazing rest of your day.
06:21Have you an excellent weekend, okay?
06:43Ah!
06:44What the f*** is wrong with you?
06:49In Texas, a man is about to encounter something embarrassingly unexpected.
06:59God damn it!
07:23God damn it!
07:25What the f***?
07:46He has my nipples.
07:49Yeah.
07:49Yeah.
07:52Ben has baby nipples.
07:54So Lily is about two years old.
07:57I was in the other room doing laundry.
07:59She was on the floor with my son and she noticed his nipples.
08:02And she was like, oh, they're baby nipples.
08:04Like, they're so, they're tiny.
08:05No, you have big nipples.
08:07Oh, mommy has big nipples.
08:09Oh, man.
08:10She's going to repeat everything in public.
08:12She's going to be saying that in public.
08:15You understand that, right?
08:16She's a sponge.
08:18The second you say anything once, she's going to say it forever.
08:21She's a little parrot.
08:22So, I have to watch myself and be like, oh, no.
08:24Like, if she repeats that, I'm in trouble.
08:28Lily, tell me something about mommy.
08:30Matt?
08:31I will divorce you.
08:33You have big nipples.
08:36You have big nipples.
08:38My heart dropped.
08:40I was like, this is what I'm trying to avoid.
08:42You have big nipples.
08:44You have big nipples.
08:46No.
08:47No.
08:51In my head, I'm like, if I just look away and give, like, a short answer, that she'll just let
08:55it go.
08:56And that's not what happened.
08:58You have big nipples?
09:00No.
09:01No.
09:03You have baby nipples?
09:05You have baby nipples?
09:09Flash forward a few weeks later, and it's on social media.
09:14My sister ended up posting it.
09:19So, we went to a, my work company outing, and one of my co-workers asked her, and she said
09:25it, and everyone started dying laughing, my face gets red, and I was like, let's change the subject.
09:32It took probably a month or so after all that went down for her to stop saying it in the
09:38household, but she was saying it a lot.
09:41You have big nipples.
09:47This backyard camera spots a man showing off his skills as a woodsman.
10:13This two-year-old thinks he sees something on his mother's face.
10:16You have a mustache?
10:19I don't have a mustache.
10:21You have a mustache.
10:23No, I don't.
10:24You have a mustache.
10:26No, Daddy has a mustache.
10:27I have a mustache.
10:29Stop it.
10:30Stop it.
10:53Oh!
11:08a father mortifies his daughter in front of her first date hey go take a picture of his license
11:15please all right i talked a little okay oh my god in my head i said it is showtime
11:30you are currently being recorded
11:36a man sets himself up for humiliation by approaching wild turkeys with his camera
11:56get back
11:58get back
12:05get back
12:31get back
12:37In Massachusetts, a father is closely monitoring his doorbell camera.
12:42Grace is my daughter. That's my little girl.
12:45She says, I'm going on a date. This is actually her first date.
12:48I want to meet him. I want to see who he is.
12:51Who's taking out my little girl on a date?
12:53But then I remembered we have the ring cam.
12:55I just said, wait until this ring cam goes off.
12:59It's going to be showtime.
13:04Hello?
13:06Hi, how are you doing?
13:07I'm good. Who's this?
13:09I'm Jared.
13:10Hello, Jared. This is Pedro. This is Grace's dad.
13:14Oh, it's good to talk to you.
13:17Oh, sorry. I can't meet you in person because I'm at work.
13:19So at least I'll get to see your face, but you don't get to see mine.
13:24All right.
13:25All of us have the notification on our phone.
13:28So my guess is my daughter probably saw me talking to him.
13:33Hello?
13:34Hello, my young daughter. Just hold on one minute.
13:37Oh, my God.
13:39Where are you guys going?
13:40I think we're going to go to the roadhouse and then maybe a movie.
13:44Okay. Which movie are you guys going to go see?
13:46Toy Story.
13:48Toy Story? Yeah. Okay.
13:50He is lying to me. I was like, Toy Story.
13:52Tell that to somebody else.
13:54All right. So just make sure you treat her directly because that's my first daughter.
13:59You don't have to worry, sir.
14:01All right. All right. I got a good picture of you.
14:08Nice to meet you.
14:09Nice to talk to you.
14:11Hey, go take a picture of his license plate.
14:13Let's go.
14:14All right. I talked a little.
14:14I was telling my son to take a picture of his license plate and I thought I had it freaking
14:20muted and she heard the whole thing.
14:23I'm like, oh.
14:24Okay. Bye.
14:25All right. Bye-bye.
14:26Bye. Oh, my God. Bye.
14:28I was just being what I'm being.
14:30A dad.
14:31That's all.
14:32So if people can say I'm overprotective and crazy and this and that, it's okay.
14:37You better open the door.
14:39Good job on opening the door, her.
14:41She texted me right away.
14:42Why would you do that?
14:43I was mortified for my daughter.
14:45All I could do was say, Pedro Lugo, please tell me you did not do this.
14:49He was just looking at me.
14:51That's exactly the look he gave me.
14:52He's like, he's like, what?
14:54I didn't do anything wrong.
14:55When Grace got home, she was like, oh, my God, this is so embarrassing.
14:59But I still did not feel no empathy for Jared whatsoever.
15:02Not one ounce, one second.
15:04Nope.
15:05Jared and my daughter stayed for six months.
15:07Tragically, I didn't scare him that much.
15:09So I think I have to work on that part just a little bit more for they could stick around
15:13less.
15:15Oh, my God.
15:37This man is moving some things into his attic.
15:41Oh, my God.
16:09This salesman is waiting for a moment when he thinks no one is watching.
16:38And this home, a woman is in a big hurry.
16:44Oh, my God.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:52Oh, my God.
17:03Oh, my God.
17:30Two friends arriving home both need the bathroom.
17:38Rachel!
17:39Rachel!
17:40Rachel!
17:40Stop it!
17:41No!
17:41I'm not joking!
17:42Rachel!
17:43I'm going to pee!
17:45I don't have any panties on!
17:47I don't have any panties on!
17:50Oh, holy mackerel!
17:53Rachel!
17:54I'm going to beat your ass!
17:56Rachel!
17:57I'm going to...
17:58Rachel!
17:59Oh my god!
17:59I'm going to have to pee!
18:00I'm going to pee on my porch!
18:02Rachel!
18:06Rachel!
18:08Rachel!
18:08Rachel!
18:09Oh my god!
18:11Rachel!
18:12Oh my god!
18:13Oh my god!
18:14Oh my god!
18:15Rachel!
18:16Open the door!
18:17What the heck are you doing?
18:18Oh my god!
18:20I don't have any panties on!
18:22You are crazy!
18:23Oh my...
18:24Get out of that!
18:25You're going to...
18:25Go get me a towel!
18:26I'm going to take these off!
18:28Go get me a towel!
18:28Oh my god!
18:30That is so gross!
18:32You are such a bitch!
18:49oh my god!
18:51You are such a bitch!
18:52You are such a bitch!
18:56You are such a hippie!
19:02Who is the Bulutman?
19:02I don't have to cut themselves
19:02your back!
19:44This accident-prone man has cut himself on a chainsaw.
19:48Hey, you got a band-aid?
20:01This woman has just stocked up on expensive wine.
20:05Oh, my God.
20:09Oh, my God.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:14Oh, my God.
20:17I don't know.
20:18I don't know if you can be careful.
20:20I'm always careful, too.
20:34I know.
20:35Still ready.
20:35I don't know if you can be careful.
20:41What happened?
20:44What happened?
20:45What happened?
20:46What happened?
20:48Oh, shit.
20:50Oh, shit.
20:52What the fuck?
20:53A woman arrives at a family Christmas party.
21:07This man has found the bug he plans to kill.
21:32I don't know.
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