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Dr. Caligari (1989) [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:12:07One look at me and all the tiki boys get drooly.
00:12:09Want to touch, Buster?
00:12:11Wait.
00:12:12Wait, I can hear her.
00:12:14I swear I can feel her heat from the next room.
00:12:17Get a grip.
00:12:19Try and remember.
00:12:20How many times she reached her plateau?
00:12:24If you're talking about orgasms, I ran out of fingers.
00:12:28Clitoral or vag?
00:12:29I don't know.
00:12:31Single or multiple?
00:12:33I don't know.
00:12:34Dammit, I'm in a situation here.
00:12:37It's important.
00:12:38Did she have more than one orgasm or did she just have one?
00:12:43I said I don't know.
00:12:46I know I'm not alone.
00:12:48They pick my bones.
00:12:50They sniff their fingers.
00:12:52They howl.
00:12:54For God's sake, she's raving.
00:12:56You got me into this doctor.
00:12:58They plant things in my Louis Vuitton valise.
00:13:01While you sleep, they inject things.
00:13:03The libido patrol, regulating, you only think you sleep.
00:13:10Calm down, sweetheart.
00:13:12Mr. Snakeface.
00:13:14Mr. Pigsnout.
00:13:15Don't give me tender, tender.
00:13:18You want fresh.
00:13:20Now, precious, we're having a little relapse.
00:13:22Don't worry.
00:13:23Everything's going to be all right.
00:13:34I see that face, and I'm a love slut.
00:13:37Uh-huh.
00:13:40You bastard.
00:13:42You lovely, lovely bastard.
00:14:05What am I supposed to think?
00:14:07You ring me out of the blue in some kind of adrenal panic,
00:14:10and then just as suddenly you hang up?
00:14:12Lord in heaven, my wife was having some sort of sex fit.
00:14:17From all indications, your wife's problem was in complete remission.
00:14:21Something set her off.
00:14:23Oh, you don't think that I...
00:14:24Chinchilla, chinchilla, chinchilla.
00:14:26Do we have to talk about this in front of her?
00:14:29Miss Coons, she's presently under massive sedation for post-traumatic stress.
00:14:36She's less aware than the chair you're squimming in.
00:14:39Well, I'd like to review Eleanor's files.
00:14:42That's impossible.
00:14:43If you're going to lay out a lot of red tape...
00:14:45Your wife's files have been destroyed.
00:14:46I destroyed them.
00:14:48Terrific.
00:14:49Now, what the hell do I tell Blue Cross?
00:14:51Did you tell my wife that you terminated her files?
00:14:54Mrs. Van Houten and I agreed such a measure would be in order.
00:14:58I should have been kept abreast.
00:15:00Why?
00:15:01What makes you think a man could ever understand?
00:15:03She's my wife.
00:15:04I have a right to know.
00:15:05All right.
00:15:06If you insist, erotic trauma, you live with a deeply disturbed woman.
00:15:12You mean disturbed upset or disturbed insane?
00:15:17Your wife has a disease of the libido.
00:15:20There you go.
00:15:21Speak American.
00:15:22She's completely out of control.
00:15:25My prognosis is two weeks in the asylum.
00:15:28Two weeks?
00:15:29That's kind of drastic.
00:15:31If you love your wife, you'll put her in my care.
00:15:33Chinchilla, Chinchilla, Chinchilla.
00:15:36Seems to me we've tried your brand of therapy.
00:15:38Was it effective?
00:15:40I admit you changed her,
00:15:41but I'm not going to risk my wife
00:15:43just so you can get your puss in psychology today.
00:15:45I don't have time for your paranoia.
00:15:50Chinchilla.
00:15:54Mind your nerve ends, love bunch.
00:15:58I'm afraid Miss Koons needs my undivided attention.
00:16:02So until later this evening,
00:16:03hold it, you.
00:16:04How do I know...
00:16:05I'm the most celebrated psychotherapist in the country.
00:16:08Dr. Wilhelm Reich,
00:16:09Dr. C.J. Young,
00:16:11Dr. Caligari.
00:16:13Abe, the resume.
00:16:14I know you've helped my wife.
00:16:16It's just some of your methods are...
00:16:17Unconventional?
00:16:19Well, there's nothing conventional about your wife.
00:16:22The nightmares,
00:16:23the hallucinations,
00:16:24the severe nympholepsy.
00:16:26Okay, I heard enough.
00:16:27I just don't want you doing anything extreme to Eleanor.
00:16:31You'll be here at ten,
00:16:32you'll sign the release,
00:16:34and you'll hand over your wife.
00:16:36Do I have a choice?
00:17:02Ramona?
00:17:05Adrien...
00:17:06Come in, please.
00:17:10Good morning, Father.
00:17:11Your psoriasis seems to have cleared up nicely.
00:17:13Sure has, Dad. Thanks for squeezing us in.
00:17:16Come now.
00:17:17I always have time for you two.
00:17:20That is nice of you.
00:17:21But I'm afraid what we have to say...
00:17:23Won't exactly make you want to tickle us behind the ears.
00:17:27Why?
00:17:27Is it indecent?
00:17:30Walker?
00:17:30Yes. As a matter of fact, she is.
00:17:33Dr. Caligari has crossed the line between radical therapy...
00:17:36And upright human experimentation.
00:17:38She has a total disregard for patients' rights.
00:17:40And a morbid fascination with pain and suffering.
00:17:43Why, it's all so...
00:17:45So unbelievable.
00:17:48She's no longer a research doctor.
00:17:50She's a flat-out sadist.
00:17:51An outright perversion of medical laws.
00:17:53A sex Nazi. Do you remember their doctors?
00:17:56They used living beings to achieve their own twisted aims.
00:17:59I think you both are being monstrously ungrateful.
00:18:02Dr. Caligari is doing the most significant work in the field.
00:18:07Why, she is responsible for 92% of our research grants.
00:18:12She's worse than incompetent.
00:18:13She's evil.
00:18:14If you won't listen to us, then watch.
00:18:18Aren't they pretty?
00:18:19Dr. Caligari made me a custom blend.
00:18:21Extra-strength fatty tissue. It's the best.
00:18:24She's floating enough estrogen to give Jimmy Stewart curves.
00:18:27Caligari's responsible for that aberration.
00:18:31And you two are losing sight of the fact that this woman came to the CIA less than a month
00:18:38ago in a pronounced psychotic state.
00:18:41Now she's well on her way to the road to recovery. I call that success.
00:18:46I call it disgusting.
00:18:48Not to mention immoral and mad. As head nurse, I demand Caligari's dismissal.
00:18:53Never.
00:18:54Dr. Caligari developed her theory of hormonal interfacing within the walls of this institution.
00:19:01You think I'd terminate her now when she's on the brink of medical history?
00:19:05I think you should know. We have most of the staff behind us.
00:19:10Staff is expendable. Genius is not.
00:19:14Father!
00:19:16Need I remind you that this asylum bears a Caligari name.
00:19:21I may be director, but it was one man, Caligari, Dr. Caligari's grandfather, who had the vision.
00:19:30It's his legacy.
00:19:32Father, you leave me no choice but to write a formal complaint to the board of directors.
00:19:36That's your right, dear. Do what you think is necessary.
00:19:40Coming for dinner tonight?
00:19:41Of course.
00:19:43Good deal. I'm whipping up your fave.
00:19:45No, no, no, no. Don't tell me.
00:19:47You guessed it.
00:19:48Tender little sheep trotters.
00:19:50Power boiled.
00:20:02Name, Gus Pratt.
00:20:06The crime, murder, cannibalism.
00:20:10The diagnosis, acute dissociative.
00:20:13Recommend electroconvulsion therapy.
00:20:16ECT, my favorite three letters in the alphabet.
00:20:20E-T.
00:20:21E-T.
00:20:24You enjoy shock therapy.
00:20:27I like the tingle.
00:20:29Juice me, I'm a shiver boy.
00:20:31I got secret needles in my pokey globes.
00:20:35You've implanted needles
00:20:37In your buttocks
00:20:40Pins and needles
00:20:42The shiny kind
00:20:45I'm riding
00:20:46A zillion happy volts
00:20:51Want to see?
00:20:54Hmm
00:20:55You've dreamed of this
00:20:57Haven't you?
00:20:59Oh, like forever
00:21:00In my dream you strap me in the big chair, okay?
00:21:03You push me down and I go like
00:21:06Then you sneer at me
00:21:07Then you turn the power on
00:21:09Until it makes me screech
00:21:10Like a little bunny with a car antenna
00:21:11Stuck plump through its beaten heart
00:21:13Edible hysteria, Mr. Pratt?
00:21:16Pathological daddy lust?
00:21:18A little cognitive dysfunction
00:21:19But we're not gonna let that make a slate
00:21:22For the parade, are we?
00:21:23No, ma'am, I'm spunky
00:21:24My pappy was spunky
00:21:25Used to call him bongo around the neighborhood
00:21:26Bongo or glug glug
00:21:27Cause every Saturday he'd give us kids
00:21:29Eat a nickel to bongo as glug glug
00:21:32Histrionic, narcissistic
00:21:32Like birthday parties
00:21:34How'd you know?
00:21:35I love them
00:21:35In fact, right now
00:21:36I'm gonna sit in this here
00:21:37Frying seat
00:21:37Squeeze my eyes right shut
00:21:38And pretend it's you and me
00:21:39Just a humming and a buzzing
00:21:40Side by side
00:21:41Having a race like
00:21:41To see if the brain starts to smoke first
00:21:43Look, Caligari
00:21:43There's a puff coming out of your ears
00:21:44Pretty as a mountain sunset
00:21:46Mr. Pratt, some pretty important souls
00:21:49Have squirmed where you're strapped in
00:21:54Huh
00:21:56I never meant to do bad things
00:21:59I never meant to be any more insociable
00:22:03Hey, I'm tired of talking
00:22:04When you gonna do me, huh?
00:22:06Oh, you're gonna savor this
00:22:09Uh-huh, uh-huh
00:22:11I want a real long one
00:22:15You do?
00:22:17I want to smell myself
00:22:19Mm-hmm
00:22:21Can I taste my skin when it gets crispy?
00:22:24Sweat swap makes it tasty, don't you know?
00:22:26Now who's the cheddar box?
00:22:28Now who's moving his lips?
00:22:30I'm sorry
00:22:30I'm sorry
00:22:32You're still gonna do me now, aren't you?
00:22:34You're still gonna
00:22:36Maybe
00:22:39Chinchilla
00:22:48Chronic insults to the frontal lobe
00:22:50This one will write me a thank you note
00:23:01It's like a thousand points of light
00:23:03A hundred and thirty volts brain via scalp
00:23:08Generalized electrical seizure
00:23:10I like the dirty talk
00:23:12All that bolt and electrode stuff
00:23:14You wanna buzz me more?
00:23:15When I get a little, I always want a lot
00:23:17You're a piggy little thing
00:23:18You want more?
00:23:20I told you I got the itch
00:23:21I'm burning up
00:23:22I'm a hunk of electric corpuscles
00:23:24First we work
00:23:25You scratch my itch
00:23:27That's no fair
00:23:28I'm a juice dog
00:23:30I'm a twitching skee-ball
00:23:31And you won't let me shiver
00:23:34Quiet, watch
00:23:38Lucky
00:23:41I know her
00:23:42Girls named Tinky always tastes better on the second day
00:23:44You wanna snip your arms and legs for easy storage
00:23:46Double wrap to retort spoilage
00:23:48And this little snippet?
00:23:55They ought to put this one on the cover of the Denny's menu
00:23:58You like what you see?
00:24:02She looks religious
00:24:04Is it Easter already?
00:24:07Gus likes to kiss
00:24:09Gus loves to nibble
00:24:13Nothing makes a man like you feel alive like
00:24:16Soft, supple, American girl patty
00:24:19Slice it thick, ma
00:24:21Feel happy?
00:24:23Feel sad?
00:24:24I feel...
00:24:26In love
00:24:28I just loved that girl too much
00:24:30You loved?
00:24:32I loved little Grace Butter
00:24:33I did
00:24:35I can still see the pink in her eyes
00:24:37As she parked her fat and sassy in my kitchenette
00:24:40Her face buried in the current issue of watchtower
00:24:43When she saw that jumbo terrine
00:24:45I had a sitting on the floor
00:24:47What's that for, Mr. Pratt?
00:24:49That's for you, little Gracie
00:24:52To make me a stew
00:24:55To make you stew, little Gracie
00:24:58She was actually 33
00:25:00A kindergarten teacher at a home for wayward tots
00:25:04I was a wayward tot?
00:25:06I told her
00:25:07And then I smiled and said
00:25:08Surprise!
00:25:11Cracked a bottle of ketchup
00:25:12Family size
00:25:13Right across her pretty wrinkled brow
00:25:16Violence, Mr. Pratt?
00:25:18I want to be gentle as a lamp high
00:25:21But you know
00:25:21The way she wrinkled her pretty kindergarten brow
00:25:24It always looked like she was thinking
00:25:26Her face kind of floated on top of the stew
00:25:29You know, kind of like a lotus blossom
00:25:31Seen one on a calendar once
00:25:33Her face just floated like a Grace Posey
00:25:36Looking up at me with them maraschino cherry eyes
00:25:39You don't think I boil her peepers, do you?
00:25:41Kind doctor sautéed is the only way to serve an eyeball
00:25:45Love lurks in peculiar places
00:25:48You put her in the pot?
00:25:51Wearing her Sunday best
00:25:54Carrots in peace
00:25:55Teeth and polka dots
00:25:57Taters and dumplings
00:25:59And beauty spots
00:26:01That's the kind of girl I adore
00:26:05Lip smacking good
00:26:08Gracie galore
00:26:11I always sing when I'm making stew
00:26:13That's the fun part
00:26:18Well, I think that's a wonderful story
00:26:21Simply wonderful
00:26:22Do I get my treat now?
00:26:23Huh?
00:26:24Huh?
00:26:24Do I?
00:26:24You said I could have a treat now, huh?
00:26:26Now don't grovel
00:26:27I want you to ask me politely
00:26:30Yes, um, Dr. Caligari
00:26:33Ma'am
00:26:34Can I please get a bang
00:26:36That'll make my spine snap
00:26:37Excuse me
00:26:38I mean
00:26:39May I please get
00:26:41A weensy tingle
00:26:59Their eyes tickle me like little insect feet
00:27:02Vile little insects
00:27:08Hope I didn't startle you, hon
00:27:10Are you feeling better?
00:27:12I like it here
00:27:13Nothing beats setting up camp in the desert at night
00:27:16Just toasting s'mores and getting growy
00:27:18Baby, we have to talk
00:27:20I'm on a radiation vacation soaking up the gammas
00:27:23All the he-men do their bomb testing just over the ridge there
00:27:25Can't you smell it?
00:27:26Baby, I talked to Dr. Caligari this morning
00:27:29She wants you back there for a couple days
00:27:31A week at the most
00:27:33I know you're watching me
00:27:35There's a possibility
00:27:37That your problem is coming back
00:27:39Dr. Caligari would like you in for observation
00:27:42There's nothing wrong with me
00:27:43I'm just little Miss Suburbia
00:27:45Two jean pots and a purse full of credit cards
00:27:47My husband had an erection once
00:27:49Silly, really
00:27:50I want you to go upstairs and pack a suitcase
00:27:52I'm taking you back there
00:27:54This flicker is my vortex
00:27:55See the neon?
00:27:57I got an EKG you can dance to
00:27:59Everybody limbo
00:28:00I had a legendary twitch in Nagasaki
00:28:02Uh-huh
00:28:08I want to tell you a secret
00:28:12I dropped my panties to see you buck naked
00:28:15All saddled up
00:28:25Kisses, psychotica, psychotic
00:28:27Kisses back
00:28:38Kisses, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica,
00:28:44psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica,
00:28:48psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychotica, psychot
00:29:07C'est parti.
00:29:37C'est parti.
00:29:58C'est parti.
00:30:40C'est parti.
00:30:58Dr. Cagliari, this is Lesvin Houghton.
00:31:02It's an emergency.
00:31:27I know you're watching me.
00:31:29Welcome back, Mrs. Van Houghton.
00:31:31I'm so pleased to see you.
00:31:33I know you're watching me.
00:31:35I know why.
00:31:37Of course.
00:31:38You're a fascinating woman.
00:31:40I wish I'd learn more about you.
00:31:44There's much to be learned from the despairing shriek.
00:31:47For instance?
00:31:48That you can't trust doctors.
00:31:50But you can't trust love.
00:31:51Doctors neither love nor hate.
00:31:53Profits not sentiments directs them.
00:31:55Describe your life in three words or less.
00:31:58Unending torment.
00:32:01Elaborate, please.
00:32:02Blankety-blank-blank.
00:32:03Thank you for being specific.
00:32:06What do you want from me?
00:32:07I can't love.
00:32:08And sex?
00:32:09A sideshow on a trip to the abyss.
00:32:11Aren't we bitter?
00:32:13Not at all.
00:32:14Even eternal hell needs an opening act.
00:32:17How do I make you feel?
00:32:20Oh, I'm delighted.
00:32:21I get a kick out of the third degree from bucks and fascists.
00:32:24What's next?
00:32:24The rubber hose?
00:32:26A few jolts of electric shock to get me chatty?
00:32:28Mrs. Van Houghton.
00:32:31I love psychiatry.
00:32:32It's such an innocent hobby.
00:32:34Blah, blah, blah.
00:32:35I know just what it's like when a girl needs her prescription filled.
00:32:40Like the voice?
00:32:41A dash of the young Pat Nixon.
00:32:45A hint of the railettes.
00:32:47And a whole lot of you-know-who.
00:32:51Go away.
00:32:52You can't fool me.
00:32:54I know your little secret.
00:32:56I said leave me alone.
00:32:59Funny thing about desire.
00:33:01If it's not crude, it's not pure.
00:33:04Still ashamed?
00:33:06Uh-huh.
00:33:07Eleanor, you're being watched.
00:33:09Yes, I know.
00:33:11Faceless strangers even now devour you.
00:33:14Uh-huh.
00:33:15Eyes you'll never see.
00:33:17Tongues and mouths consuming exposed flesh.
00:33:20Yours.
00:33:21I know.
00:33:23Your special friend.
00:33:25Right now.
00:33:26Would you?
00:33:28Some on the floor?
00:33:30Amoroso?
00:33:32An instant fix.
00:33:34With him.
00:33:36With you watching.
00:33:37Yes, yes, and yes.
00:33:40This is for general release or just a private view?
00:33:44Strictly confidential.
00:33:45Your lips.
00:33:46The doctor's eyes.
00:33:49All right.
00:33:51All right, I'll play.
00:33:53I'll play.
00:34:05Is there a problem, Mrs. Ben-Hauten?
00:34:08I want his boy thing.
00:34:10Twist it like a rubber band until it snaps.
00:34:12I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:14I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:16I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:19I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:29I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:31I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:32I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:33I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:33I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:34I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:34I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:35I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:36I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:39I want his boy thing to do.
00:34:42Help me, Douglas Oligard! Help me!
00:34:49Mmm, that aroma.
00:34:52Burnt flesh always reminds me of something.
00:34:59Eleanor Van Houten is back. Dot in admitting called me.
00:35:03Van Houten?
00:35:03Miss Libido, 1985, remember?
00:35:06The competition was stiff, as I recall.
00:35:08Garden fresh. I don't taste no insecticide.
00:35:11The Van Houten clan were all hormone cases.
00:35:14With startling hallucinations.
00:35:15I wouldn't put my two different kinds of bees on my plate.
00:35:19I'm talking green, I'm talking wax, I'm talking navy.
00:35:23Benito!
00:35:23According to Caligari.
00:35:25So now she gets to treat her again?
00:35:26And treat herself to more grant money while she destroys Van Houten's mind.
00:35:30And you can't forget the potato salad.
00:35:34German, of course.
00:35:35My grandma Heidi used to make all the potato salad for Himmler's picnics.
00:35:39Kugel, too!
00:35:39I saw Mrs. Van Houten's chart.
00:35:42It's marked cured by Dr. Caligari and the husband, that idiot.
00:35:46Demands that Caligari treat his wife again.
00:35:49Plus Charlie jokes.
00:35:51You'd remember if you had them.
00:35:52Cute little green things.
00:35:54Hard as little green.
00:35:56Tink!
00:35:56The only way to save Mrs. Van Houten is...
00:35:59To stop Caligari, which means...
00:36:01No time for the board of inquiry.
00:36:03I say we try direct...
00:36:04Confrontation!
00:36:05Have we had mouse meat?
00:36:06Some folks hate it, not me.
00:36:08Smothered in onions?
00:36:09I'd make it a holiday meal.
00:36:17Enter.
00:36:19If you must.
00:36:22I'd like to see my wife.
00:36:25Are we getting enough sleep, Lester?
00:36:27We don't sound well.
00:36:29We sound fine.
00:36:30I just want to see my wife, and I don't want any runaround.
00:36:33Mrs. Van Houten was signed into my care for two weeks.
00:36:36It's hardly been two days.
00:36:37I don't give a damn.
00:36:38I want to see her.
00:36:39I haven't had my morning coffee yet.
00:36:45Why don't you join me?
00:36:47Not a chance.
00:36:48But I insist.
00:36:50It'll give us a chance to talk.
00:36:52Please, be seated.
00:36:55But I still don't understand about this whole isolation business.
00:37:02On my desk, Cesare.
00:37:05Mr. Van Houten, this is Cesare.
00:37:09Cesare?
00:37:10That I, Talia?
00:37:15What an unhealthy smell.
00:37:17Are you by any chance attempting to digest goat cheese?
00:37:20Native feta?
00:37:23Cesare's a budding osteopath, as well as a talented actor.
00:37:28That is interesting.
00:37:29I used to dawdle in front of the footlights myself.
00:37:31Dinner theater, mostly.
00:37:34Mmm.
00:37:35As piquant as the young Raymond Burr, with just a hint of Shirley Winfield.
00:37:39Saucy, yet American.
00:37:47A lump or two?
00:37:49Give me a pair.
00:37:51It's been a big day.
00:38:06So, when is she going to be normal again?
00:38:08Her EKG is back to earth.
00:38:12Her EKG is back to earth.
00:38:12Serotonin is still elevated.
00:38:14That's to be expected.
00:38:16And, of course, there are the orgasms.
00:38:22With what?
00:38:23Thank God.
00:38:25It's a polyblend.
00:38:25Stains come right out.
00:38:28What orgasms?
00:38:30Actually, I was just testing your reaction.
00:38:34Trying to get a sense of your, shall we say, erotomania?
00:38:39I don't have to stand still for this kind of slander.
00:38:43For five happy years, my wife and I had a normal sex life in accordance with church values.
00:38:47Now, I wake up at 4.15, she's buck naked and squawking for Sinatra.
00:38:52She wants me to pretend I'm Frankie Junior.
00:38:54Well, I'm not.
00:38:54I'm not and I never will be.
00:38:56Mr. Van Houten, you're married to a very disturbed woman.
00:39:01A week ago Tuesday, we were so happy.
00:39:03She was whipping up an apple brown Betty.
00:39:06Then the world fell in.
00:39:08How's that coffee?
00:39:10Huh?
00:39:11Oh, it's fine.
00:39:13Fine.
00:39:14Mr. Van Houten.
00:39:17Less, please.
00:39:18Less.
00:39:19Do you mind if I probe you?
00:39:21I beg your pardon?
00:39:22How does talking about your wife's orgasms make you feel?
00:39:27Anything a little hot in here or is it me?
00:39:30I hadn't noticed.
00:39:31I don't suppose you have a problem you'd like to discuss.
00:39:34Can you open a window?
00:39:38I'm suffocating.
00:39:41I'm beginning to get the impression you don't know how to satisfy your wife.
00:39:48I think I'm going to faint.
00:39:50Have something to eat.
00:39:51You'll feel better.
00:40:03Bon appetit.
00:40:07Get it away from me!
00:40:09You can at least taste it before saying no.
00:40:19I'm sorry, sorry.
00:40:21I'm feeling weird.
00:40:24That's obvious, Less.
00:40:27Considered antidepressants?
00:40:28A stint on Ellerville wouldn't hurt you at all, mister.
00:40:32I've got to take a nap.
00:40:34Here comes Uncle Snoozy.
00:40:52Please, open the door.
00:40:56I'm burning up.
00:41:15Carling, is that you?
00:41:24That man fouls the air with the smell of decaying flesh!
00:41:30Eleanor, please help me!
00:41:35I'm sick!
00:41:42You can't be!
00:41:47What's the matter?
00:41:48Don't you like it?
00:41:49I did it for you.
00:41:51For you, Les.
00:41:53Eleanor!
00:41:55Eleanor!
00:41:55No!
00:41:58No!
00:42:00No!
00:42:02No!
00:42:03No!
00:42:03No!
00:42:04No!
00:42:07No!
00:42:10No!
00:42:12No!
00:42:14No!
00:42:14No!
00:42:16Enter!
00:42:18How can I be of assistance?
00:42:20You can begin by removing yourself from the Van Houten case.
00:42:24And then turning over her medical records to Dr. Abol.
00:42:27In the nine years that you've been experimenting on living, feeling brains...
00:42:31Seventeen of your patients have been irreversibly...
00:42:33Warped!
00:42:34Neural mayhem!
00:42:35They can't be saved.
00:42:37Mrs. Van Houten can.
00:42:39We intend to save her.
00:42:41But Mrs. Van Houten is my thrill machine.
00:42:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:42:47It means put away your halos and crawl back to bed.
00:42:49You may have Dr. Abol persuaded.
00:42:52But we'll go to the APA, the Morality Board.
00:42:54I'm so happy for you.
00:42:56Will there be a scandal? A humiliation?
00:42:58You must produce Mrs. Van Houten.
00:43:00We're entitled to interview her.
00:43:02That would be nice, but I'm afraid she's up to her elbows in therapy.
00:43:06Smile. We've got enough to mail you.
00:43:09To malpractice land.
00:43:11I'll tell Mrs. Van Houten you were concerned about her affairs.
00:43:14She'll be aroused. We must have dinner sometime.
00:43:17Not likely, Caligari.
00:43:19Don't you want to sample my culinary prowess?
00:43:21I can't picture you.
00:43:23In the kitchen.
00:43:23I make a mean sheep trotter.
00:43:25The seeker is finding sheep like you.
00:43:42Dad, would you say grace?
00:43:44Bless his house, O Lord, we pray.
00:43:50Keep it safe by night and day.
00:43:56Thank you for these trotters.
00:43:59They look great.
00:44:02Amen.
00:44:04Call me sentimental.
00:44:06When I see a fresh sheep trotter, I can't help but think there is a God.
00:44:12Hmm.
00:44:14Oh, Dad, you say that every Thursday.
00:44:17Adrian, would you please?
00:44:18Take a little off the top?
00:44:19Of course.
00:44:32I still get misty when I see you handle those clippers.
00:44:37Remember, Dad, I did my graduate work in Australia.
00:45:00A toast.
00:45:03To the downfall.
00:45:05Of Dr. Caligari.
00:45:07I'll drink the wine.
00:45:08But I told you both already.
00:45:12Caligari stays.
00:45:17Are you expecting company?
00:45:19Expecting company?
00:45:20No.
00:45:21I'll get it, dear.
00:45:24Ramona looks a little peaked, don't you think?
00:45:27She's such a worrier.
00:45:29We did it, Dad.
00:45:30Today we fired volley number one at Caligari.
00:45:33I wish you two would get over your obsession with Caligari.
00:45:40Adrian, did you say you were expecting a package?
00:45:43I said no such thing.
00:45:44The messenger said it's from the asylum.
00:45:46I guess you should open it up.
00:45:50Roses are red.
00:45:51Violets are blue.
00:45:52Trotters are tasty.
00:45:53What about you?
00:45:54Love and XXX.
00:45:55What does that mean?
00:45:57XXX means kisses.
00:45:59My guess is Caligari saying life imitates bad art.
00:46:03Wouldn't that look nice on velvet?
00:46:07Caligari's so obvious, the mind of a shoplifter.
00:46:15Goddamn.
00:46:16Mind if I have seconds on the sheep tips, dear?
00:46:48What is it, Ramona?
00:46:49Hold me, Adrian.
00:46:50Tell me.
00:46:51Jesus.
00:46:52Uh-oh.
00:46:53Bad dreams?
00:46:53Breathe.
00:46:54I'm dripping.
00:46:55The fear.
00:46:56Valium will eat that fear.
00:46:58I have to go to the asylum.
00:46:59Now?
00:47:01It's three in the morning.
00:47:02Caligari works all night.
00:47:04Was the bad doctor in?
00:47:05My hell dream?
00:47:06Yes.
00:47:07I have to see her now.
00:47:08In a few days, the board will make their recommendations.
00:47:10I can't wait.
00:47:11I have a feeling something monstrous is going on.
00:47:14Perhaps I'll crunch a tranquilizer.
00:47:16Adrian, you can't relax.
00:47:17We have to save Mrs. Van Halen from Caligari.
00:47:20Just a weensy yellow one until...
00:47:21Sleep comes by to pat me on the head?
00:47:23I can't think about sleep.
00:47:25We can't wait.
00:47:26You've suffered a shock to your unconscious.
00:47:28Don't try and move.
00:47:29Adrian, I'm going to check on things.
00:47:32If you want to sleep, sleep.
00:47:34If you think it's right...
00:47:35The dream makes it right.
00:47:44That forehead, like moist rubber.
00:48:09Now, I...
00:48:16...and can't help.
00:48:17The name's Pratt.
00:48:17That's right, Gus Pratt, the studded butt guy.
00:48:20I used to want myself with a studded pedal till my butt looked like 70 pounds of Alpo.
00:48:24I pay kids to do it on pay day.
00:48:25Then I got too familiar with the 12 year old peach and squeezed the juice right out of her.
00:48:29Put her in a stew, of course.
00:48:30Nothing hides evidence like a stew.
00:48:32Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:49:04C'est parti !
00:49:32I want to watch my kissy's face get all squished up.
00:49:35This hype is brimming with fluid extracted from Mr. Pratt's hypothalamus.
00:49:40One plunge and splish, splash.
00:49:45Mr. Pratt's gland juice becomes Mrs. Van Houten's.
00:49:49Big fun with the autonomic nervous system.
00:50:18I got no joy of squeezing the life out of the preteen.
00:50:21The fun is slapping on the oven that's watching the old iron pot hit full boil and tie some carrots
00:50:25into the bubbles.
00:50:26You like main potatoes or Idaho's?
00:50:28I'm an Idaho man.
00:50:30Fact is, when that stock turns ruby red, I get warm all over.
00:50:35Relax, Mr. Van Houten.
00:50:38Be a man.
00:50:39We're simply going to insert fluid from Mrs. Van Houten's happy limbic system
00:50:43directly into Mr. Pratt's forebrain.
00:51:05Hey.
00:51:10Hey.
00:51:10Hey.
00:51:13Hey.
00:51:13Hey.
00:51:13I'm not looking.
00:51:14I've got fancy feet.
00:51:16I'm crazy in love with little old me.
00:51:21Mr. Van Houten, I gaze about enraptured, overwhelmed by the brilliance of this whole room.
00:51:29Oh, Dr. Caligari.
00:51:31I didn't know you were working down here.
00:51:34Oh, Dr. Raybo, I'm very busy right now.
00:51:37Can we speak later in your office?
00:51:40What's going on here?
00:51:41What is all this?
00:51:51This, Dr. Raybo, is the neurological event of the decade.
00:51:56Hypothalamus interfacing.
00:51:58The melding of two psyches with a single glandular squirt.
00:52:03Commingling bodily fluids?
00:52:05And Mr. Pratt, Mrs. Van Houten, they've okayed this?
00:52:09Petty concerns.
00:52:10It's typical when brain history is in the making.
00:52:14What you're saying is impossible.
00:52:16Why are you defying the laws of reality?
00:52:18This is the only reality.
00:52:20And I write the laws.
00:52:22And this one?
00:52:24In costume?
00:52:26He plays an important role.
00:52:28Psychodrama is a subtle art.
00:52:30He wants to speak.
00:52:31Let him.
00:52:31My dear Dr. Raybo, it's best if we meet later when...
00:52:35Remove the bandage, please.
00:52:37Anything for a colleague.
00:52:41Dr. Raybo, help me, please.
00:52:43She's holding me against my will.
00:52:45I'm being used as a lab rat, a goddamn lab rat.
00:52:48What is the meaning of all this?
00:52:52This ahysteric.
00:52:53Off the street, I'm seeking ways to relieve his anxiety.
00:52:56She's lying, Dr. Raybo.
00:52:57I'm not a hysteric.
00:52:58I'm a CPA.
00:52:59Got my own firm.
00:53:01Look at me.
00:53:01I'm Les Van Houten.
00:53:03My God.
00:53:05Release this man.
00:53:07She's turned the woman I love into a flesh eater.
00:53:16Oh, please.
00:53:18Oh, please.
00:53:18That man is a walking argument for Thorazine.
00:53:22Ramona and Adrian were right.
00:53:24You are insane.
00:53:26Hurry, Doc.
00:53:27I'm dying in here.
00:53:30Darling, one look at those earlobes and I knew I had to nibble.
00:53:36Dr. Caligari?
00:53:38Has anyone seen Dr. Caligari?
00:53:42I don't need this tie.
00:53:44Got by for 30 years without it.
00:53:46Dr. Caligari?
00:53:47Remember?
00:53:49Damn.
00:54:08Also known as mountain oysters, testicles are a favorite epicure and delicacy. To prepare, first cut into the loose outer
00:54:16skin for the entire length of the swelled surface.
00:54:18Remove the skins in the same manner, disturbing the meat as little as possible during the peeling process.
00:54:24And oval flesh form will remain.
00:54:27Soak the peeled testicles in cold water for about three hours. Drain.
00:54:32Cover testicles with fresh lemon slices.
00:54:34Fry in deep fat, heated at 365 degrees until golden.
00:54:39Hey, Mr. Van Houten! These plump wads taste better than a stack of Jemimas!
00:54:45Wahoo!
00:54:51Go after that sorry bulbo.
00:54:59Ah, I see you have a yen for Dr. Abel. Well, go ahead. Touch him.
00:55:06Ooh, gross. He's icky. I never want to touch a yucky man thing.
00:55:11No, go away. I'm scootin'.
00:55:28What's the matter, doctor? Maybe you long for a mummy's breast? A soothing stream of love fluid? Yes?
00:55:37Well, we can oblige you, sure. A hundred percent pure glandular extract from Mrs. Van Houten. In a moment or
00:55:48two, you'll be a new girl.
00:56:05It must be wonderful to be reborn as the same creature but different in every way.
00:56:11Maybe you were born for this moment. To be transformed. To be Miss Destiny.
00:56:26Love.
00:56:30I'm bad.
00:56:34Tease me.
00:56:38Squeeze.
00:56:44Never let me.
00:57:01Never let me.
00:57:05Cesare, I'm asking you once again, have you seen Dr. Avoll or Dr. Caligari? I've been looking all over for
00:57:11them.
00:57:11So what? I've got my hands full with this lodge meeting. Are you by any chance at Kiwana?
00:57:16No, but I'd like to be. If you help me, I'll join.
00:57:22Why would I want you to join? You're not Kiwana's material.
00:57:25I'm not.
00:57:26I don't think so. I see you more as an odd fellow.
00:57:30Well, is that good?
00:57:32It's better than being a moose. They wear each other's drawers. Give me your drawers. I'll show you where they
00:57:37are. You can leave them in my mailbox in an envelope. Anyway, Avoll's been lab-napped. Dr. Caligari's got him
00:57:43in her secret place.
00:57:44Where?
00:57:45The basement. Where Caligari's monsters lack water from bowls.
00:57:49Thank you, Cesare.
00:57:53We're having a rummage sale! Raising money for Jerry's kids! Bring all your old glands! Give us your endocrine system!
00:58:01Who are you?
00:58:02Who are you?
00:58:10Youwijaya.
00:58:11I-Goiack.
00:58:11I-Goiack.
00:58:18I-Goiack.
00:58:22Do you feel worse?
00:58:23I-Goiack!
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