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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 07: The Talent Show Motion
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00:00MUSIC
00:18From this broken world we live in
00:22We need to stay and stay
00:24Instead of love
00:25We know
00:26What we know
00:29What we know. What we know. What we know. What we know. What are you on about? It's like a
00:40cat sing or something. I need a rewind. Now. Big match coming up. I'm feeling good about it but I'm
00:50not the only one. Go Vipers. Thanks coach. Nice poster. What that old thing? Good luck on the match on
00:57Friday. It's a must win right now.
00:58Well yeah but when you're as good as us you don't need luck. Those bears are going down. Why are
01:14Jess's Cobras still training? They're in the league below us but they've improved. Wow you're not completely embarrassingly awful anymore.
01:27Now get off.
01:28It's 12.30 which means it's time for our training session. Oh I'm sorry. Did we go a minute over?
01:39We'll go. Unless we could help you train. Maybe a little practice match.
01:45A practice session you say. Interesting. Oh what are you doing? Get off. Stop resisting. What are you doing?
02:00Okay what are you doing? Saving ourselves. We know you. You were 100% going to agree to that practice
02:05match and then bet all like Ash or Jim on the result.
02:09Or something important. Like my shoe collection. Why are you assuming we'd lose? We've lost our last two matches. Yeah
02:16but only just.
02:17Statistically speaking we're almost definitely on a losing streak. I feel really sick. And I'm shaking. And everyone just keeps
02:26wishing us good luck against the Bears on Friday. It's like they know we'll need it.
02:30Aoife. Wow guys. Woman up. Yeah we've lost a few matches recently but we're still in the top half of
02:37our league.
02:38But the Cobras are winning theirs. All that's happened here is you've lost your confidence.
02:44And smashing the Cobras who are the league below us remember. It's just what we need to bring ourselves back
02:50up before our match against the Bears on Friday.
02:54Oh my days. She's like a meerkat. A vicious, glossy meerkat. So about that match. We on?
03:12Well, Jessica. Wow. My heart's still really going. And my hands are quite sweaty too. And my legs. They're shaking.
03:24Lost our last two matches. Losing three definitely. I feel sick. Shaking.
03:32Must win.
03:36No, actually. We can't.
03:40What is happening to me? It's happened to me too. I've... I've lost my confidence.
03:51We need to find something to do.
03:54100%. I am bored.
03:57Only boring people get bored. Is what my mum says. And she is clearly very wrong.
04:03Very wrong.
04:04You, boy. Ben. I just had a call. Stupid plumber has flooded my house. Something to do with a backup
04:10of rose petals. Anyway, I need to get home and I'll be gone for a couple of days. Tell the
04:13office.
04:14Yes, Uncle. Yes, Uncle. Of course, Uncle. But, before we do any of that, anybody want a sneaky bug around
04:21the head's office? I mean, nobody's not coming back to a bus, does?
04:24Oh, dear me, no. Get in!
04:30Next.
04:31Burger, please.
04:33Oh, wait. I don't think I should have a burger. Why's that?
04:38Because we're not good enough and we don't deserve nice things.
04:43That's it.
04:46Sprout curry then.
04:48Are you sure?
04:50It's horrible.
04:52Sounds about right.
05:07Yes! Comfy chair!
05:10Oh!
05:12Oh!
05:12Dartboard!
05:13Nice!
05:14Bit of an expert with the old arrows.
05:34Yeah.
05:35I'd like to see you do that.
05:37Gagell!
05:38Oh, Holt's really gotten behind on his paperwork.
05:42Oh, is this a dream?
05:44There's got to be more we can do, innit?
05:47Like what?
05:48Well, I don't know, do I?
05:50Look, I do the big ideas, like bringing us here in the first place.
05:54I don't do boring little details.
05:58Do you think these are ordered in date of receipt, or...?
06:01Oh, er, right.
06:05Well, theoretically, if no-one knows Holt's left, we could hide out in here and be in charge of the
06:12school until he gets back.
06:13But that is very...
06:15It's our office now!
06:20It's our office now!
06:21Move it, lanky.
06:27Jessica just called me lanky.
06:30She's so cool.
06:34What did I just say?
06:38Shaking is just so unshick.
06:41All these nines, they're clearly just sympathy marks.
06:45Guys, we're losing everything that makes us us.
06:49We have to do something.
06:52Maybe, if you don't get our swag back, then the bears will trounce us on Friday.
06:59This is Mr Holt.
07:01Connor, Klanger and Ben are excused from all lessons for the rest of the week, yeah?
07:06As they are helping me with important...
07:10Totally cool school business.
07:14Roger, or Rover, or whatever.
07:202,000 paperclips?
07:22He's got me 2,000 paperclips for my birthday.
07:27Lol. Sucks to be you.
07:29I think you'll find that's awesome, actually.
07:31Yeah, I'm a big paperclip guy.
07:34Yeah, 100%.
07:36It's a great gift.
07:37Some of these reports are doing tomorrow.
07:39Maybe if I just highlight the most urgent things.
07:42Pale pink for staff evaluations.
07:45Pastel yellow for governor's reports.
07:47Red for total spanners.
07:50Will you two get involved?
07:53Announce some new school rules.
07:55No chance.
07:56There's already too many baby blue serious disciplinary breaches here already.
08:01Well, I've got some.
08:02Yes, mate.
08:03OK, just keep the noise down.
08:06I've got a hell of a lot to do here.
08:07Slime green for escaped children.
08:09All right, listen up.
08:11Tomorrow will now be...
08:13Bring your hamster to school day.
08:15And I'll also be introducing wrestling.
08:17Shut up!
08:19I'll challenge you.
08:20Over.
08:21My hamster escaped.
08:23Probably couldn't stand living with someone so much more dumber than he was.
08:29OK, we need to do something.
08:31And I think I know someone who can help.
08:34Probably.
08:38Lovey, I'm not sure there's any quick fix for building people's confidence back up.
08:43I think it's quite a slow process.
08:45But I don't have time to do this properly.
08:47We're broken and our match against the Bears is this Friday.
08:52Ooh!
08:53Get more confident now!
08:55Oh, no, not that one.
08:56Or else!
08:58Now we're talking.
09:10We just shouldn't play.
09:12At least that way no one will see us lose.
09:15This is gonna fix you.
09:17I'm confident it'll work.
09:19And I can say that because I've read it.
09:21Check it out.
09:24Mermaid Leggings.
09:25Only an extremely confident person would be able to wear these.
09:30There's also a whole chapter on the power of shiny clothes.
09:36Luxury Silver Llama does give me life.
09:39Other chapters include wearing shoulder pads in your armpits.
09:43They help absorb nervous sweat and make you look extremely confident in a power pose.
09:54Corridors.
09:55Own them.
09:56And never, ever move out the way for anyone.
10:00Forms of address.
10:01Always use bruh.
10:03And most importantly, criticism.
10:07Reject any doubt or negativity as jealousy.
10:10I don't know.
10:12Oh, my days are.
10:13Can you be any more jealous?
10:16Bruh.
10:19Oh, I feel better.
10:20I do.
10:22Okay.
10:23Let's give it a try.
10:24This is gonna be epic!
10:28Never underestimate the power of shiny clothes to increase confidence.
10:33Sarah!
10:41You just can't handle my flame, miss.
10:43Stop trying to bring me down.
10:46Bruh.
10:53Express your confidence by never, ever moving out the way for anyone.
11:13Whenever your confidence abandons you, wear armpit shoulder pads to absorb the nervous sweat.
11:20Where are my armpit shoulder pads?
11:38You're welcome.
11:39Is that my science project?
11:42It's just a clock.
11:45You're welcome.
11:53I'm trying to work.
11:5410-4 to me.
11:55You gotta warp your game.
11:57Oh, I will, mate.
12:00Watch...
12:01this.
12:15Will you stop this?
12:16I'm trying to concentrate.
12:18Dinner lady evaluations are due this afternoon.
12:23A-a-teacher?
12:24The door's locked.
12:26Is Mr. T?
12:28Yes?
12:29Mr. Holt?
12:32Um, this is he.
12:33Just shout through.
12:35It's something new I'm trying to improve staff confidence.
12:42Do you have time to...
12:45I-I actually can't hear you.
12:50Have you got time to...
12:52Shhh.
12:53Find your voice.
12:54Come on.
12:54Have you got time to meet Connor and Aoife's mother this afternoon?
12:58That's much better.
12:59You've found your voice.
13:01Keep it up now.
13:02Ha!
13:03Yes!
13:04Proud of you.
13:06Er...
13:06And...
13:07No.
13:07Absolutely not.
13:08I am a very busy...
13:10as old man.
13:14That's fine.
13:15Tell her 2 o'clock.
13:17Yes, head teacher!
13:23What are you playing at?
13:25How are we gonna have a meeting without getting busted?
13:27I don't know, but...
13:28If my mum wants to talk to my head teacher, I have to know what it's about.
13:33We are so confident right now.
13:35Woo!
13:36I feel like we could do anything.
13:38Yeah!
13:38Like enter the school talent show?
13:40Yeah!
13:40Yeah!
13:41I could sing!
13:45Weren't you banned from singing at your last school?
13:48Because people were violently, physically sick.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Haters!
13:54Trying to dim my shine!
13:56What are you buying?
13:57Yes!
13:58Go eat her!
13:59Yeah!
13:59Yes!
14:00Go eat her!
14:01Brace yourself!
14:02This is gonna rock!
14:08Might be practised.
14:09Mr Hull, thanks so much for...
14:12Oh...
14:14There's a...
14:15You've got a cat on your face.
14:17What?
14:19It got stuck there.
14:20I'm terrible with this newfangled technology.
14:23I'd rather devote my energy to teaching and discipline.
14:27Hmm.
14:28Right.
14:29Yeah?
14:29Ask what you want.
14:30What do you want then?
14:31A date?
14:33Um...
14:34No.
14:35Thanks.
14:37It's...
14:38It's my two.
14:39I think the pressure of school might be getting to them.
14:42Itha's always been so confident, but now she seems really shaken.
14:46Oh, boo-hoo!
14:49Sorry?
14:53That's awful.
14:54Go on.
14:55And Connor's been up so late working.
14:58He's a diligent, handsome lad.
15:02But what can I do about it?
15:04If there's a chance, maybe get them to lighten up a bit?
15:07Remind them that they're brilliant and that everyone needs to have fun now and then.
15:12Okay, great. Will do. Bye!
15:15Bye.
15:17Did you hear that, Consnop?
15:19You said we need to have fun.
15:21And I completely agree.
15:23If I can find room in an incredibly packed schedule.
15:28Oh!
15:31You're all entering the school talent contest.
15:34That's brilliant.
15:35What are you going to do?
15:36I'm going to do a stand-up comedy act.
15:38Brilliant.
15:39Have you done that before?
15:40Nah, but how hard can it be?
15:42I'm doing a karate demo.
15:44Whatch!
15:45Ooh!
15:45I didn't know you knew karate.
15:47I don't.
15:48Bagpipes.
15:49Literally touching them for the first time on stage.
15:52Exciting.
15:53Right.
15:54Are you entering, Aoife?
15:56Yeah, bruh.
15:57What are you going to...
15:58Send the cards!
16:00See?
16:01After what happened at St Joseph's?
16:04Yeah.
16:04It's going to be a maze.
16:06And then we're going to play against the Bears and absolutely smash them.
16:10This is all my fault, Mr Holt.
16:13Must...
16:15Okay, listen girls.
16:17Do you think maybe you're being a bit overconfident?
16:20Is that even a thing?
16:21Yeah.
16:22And actually, it can be worse than being underconfident.
16:26Nerves aren't a bad thing.
16:28They just mean you care.
16:30That you want to win.
16:31But losing all doubt can lead to disaster.
16:35As I know, after two boxer-sized classes led to me signing up for a bout against an actual giant.
16:42And we reconstructed surgeries.
16:46Ha!
16:47Hey guys!
16:48Don't listen to her.
16:49Aoife!
16:49Nothing's going to stop us from performing on stage in front of everyone in school.
16:54So, back off, jellyfish.
16:56Let's go!
17:02Hello!
17:05Hello, Midvale.
17:08Oh, er...
17:09Hello, Aoife's mum.
17:11You haven't reconsidered that date, have you?
17:15Oh, great.
17:16Er, what can I do for you?
17:19Sing?
17:20She can't.
17:22Not after St Joseph's.
17:24Er, how'd I hear about that?
17:26Er...
17:27Everyone heard about that.
17:29Er...
17:29But no, I totally agree.
17:31She completely embarrassed herself.
17:33I'll see what I can do.
17:34Okay.
17:35Na-night.
17:36Na-night.
17:37Na-night.
17:37Okay.
17:53Na-night.
17:55School talent show?
17:57Cancelled?
17:58What?
17:59Deprived this lot of the chance to see me unleash Eve with a diva?
18:04Doesn't quite rhyme, but we're just gonna...
18:06go with it.
18:09This talent contest is happening!
18:12Mm-hm.
18:14Yes.
18:15Should we just go, Celeste?
18:17Yeah.
18:18Triple geography.
18:19Or listen to Connor bore on about safeguarding.
18:22Tough choice.
18:25Morning!
18:26Who wants to have some fun?
18:28Maybe?
18:31Hello.
18:32This is Mr Holt.
18:34I would like to order three large pepperoni pizzas for immediate delivery, please.
18:40And charge it to my account.
18:43Yes!
18:46Talent show now!
18:48Ask me how.
18:50Cancel Holt!
18:51Not the talent show!
18:54Aoife,
18:56is there any chance the cancellation might be a good thing?
18:59What?
18:59It's just,
19:00we've been thinking about what your mum said.
19:03Maybe we shouldn't perform things we haven't tried before.
19:05Things some of us have actually been told we're really bad at.
19:10St Joseph's.
19:11For the first time in front of everyone.
19:12What?
19:13O.M.G.
19:14Your mum's really got to them.
19:16She's sharing in their confidence.
19:23I have to show them how wrong my mum is.
19:27Somehow.
19:29Hang on.
19:31I know.
19:35Hello.
19:37Hello.
19:41Excuse me.
19:42Could you just...
19:44Shut up and listen!
19:48Thanks so much.
19:51So, I'm going to sing a little song, and this one goes out to my teamies.
19:56And friends.
19:58I just hope that they can realise how insanely, amazingly awesome I am.
20:05And they are too.
20:15Of all the things we've done.
20:20We'll overcome our sadness.
20:23And escape from all this madness.
20:26And all alone.
20:28We feel alone.
20:30Well, that's how it sounded in my head.
20:34From this broken world we live in.
20:37We need to stay and share the love.
20:40We know.
20:42What we know.
20:44What we know.
20:47What we know.
20:48Everyone's laughing.
20:50What we know.
20:51It's so embarrassing.
20:52The worst part is, she's doing it for us.
20:55Let's show her some support.
20:58From this broken world we live in.
21:02We need to stay and share the love we know.
21:07Share the love we know.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:13Crushed it.
21:15Okay.
21:16Okay.
21:17Ready?
21:22This is Mr Holt.
21:24Today the timetable.
21:26Will be changing.
21:27Teachers will teach proper subjects.
21:30Including fire juggling.
21:34I'm seeing like an absolute king.
21:41Pizza!
21:51Please, you've changed job.
21:53You're going to wish I had.
21:56What the hell is going on here?
22:00Yeah.
22:05So as you can see, the vipers are back to their nervy shells.
22:08They're for ourselves.
22:09So I think it's time for a quick recap.
22:11So I came into school like, who needs luck?
22:13When you're as good as us, you don't need luck.
22:15Those bears are going down.
22:17And then Jessica was like, maybe a little practice match.
22:20And these guys were like, no, what about my shoes?
22:23Because they'd lost their confidence.
22:25And I'm shaking.
22:26Which I did solve.
22:27We are so confident right now.
22:29Then my mum was like, you're being a bit overconfident.
22:32Which turned out to be true.
22:33And then there was the world's worst version of share the love we know.
22:37From this broken world we live in.
22:40And these guys are still saying stuff like,
22:43Well, I guess it's time to lose the game.
22:45And...
22:45Would it be bad to just leg it?
22:48Luckily, they've got me.
22:51Guys, we're so going to win this.
22:54How?
22:55Are you joking?
22:56You guys have just embarrassed yourself in front of the entire school.
22:59If you can do that, then you can do this.
23:02I still feel really nervous.
23:05Hey, it's okay.
23:07Nurses are good.
23:08Remember what my mum said?
23:10Don't be embarrassed to use the cream and it'll go away.
23:13No.
23:14About nerves meaning.
23:16You just want to win.
23:17We just have to use them.
23:18And I've heard imagining the opposition as big babies also helps.
23:24Let's go.
23:30Come on, guys.
23:35The ball's live.
23:42The ball's live.
23:44I'm really nervous.
23:45I'm free.
23:47Yes!
23:49The ball's over.
23:51The ball's over.
24:07What are you doing?
24:20I actually really like this.
24:23You look amazing.
24:30Yes, Lisa.
24:35Fall.
24:41And together, we can do anything.
24:45Yes!
25:02The most horrific, appalling example of delinquent behaviour.
25:07I...
25:07You'll get sick if you eat that much.
25:09No, I won't.
25:12The only thing that makes you feel sick is you lot.
25:15Now, dismiss.
25:17I'm your invitation for life.
25:19Mr Holt, sorry to disturb.
25:22I just wanted to thank you.
25:24No problem, coach.
25:25What for?
25:25My evaluation.
25:27On time.
25:29Very pleased.
25:31I think all us staff feel that the school's just been run really well lately.
25:37And these new lessons.
25:40Well, now I can MC like an absolute king.
25:45Psst.
25:48Rinse it.
25:49That's me.
25:49G to the A to the M.
25:50MC.
25:51Make some noise.
25:56And also, the change in Miss Bronte has been a joy to see.
26:00Yodley!
26:02Yodley!
26:03Yodley!
26:06Yodley!
26:07Yodley!
26:09Yodley!
26:10Yodley!
26:11Yodley!
26:12Yodley!
26:12Yodley!
26:13Yodley!
26:15Yodley!
26:18Perhaps you weren't as disgustingly badly behaved as...
26:34Yodley!
26:35Yodley!
26:37Yodley!
26:39Yodley!
26:51Yodley!
26:53Yodley!
26:53Didn't you pare the love we know earlier?
26:54Sad to have missed it.
26:56Mock me if you like sir but nothing's bringing me down today.
26:59I'm not mocking anyone.
27:00It's my favourite song.
27:01Particularly, the very touching boy-o-sphere version.
27:05So!
27:05I've arranged for you to perform it again on Friday in Assembly.
27:09What?!
27:10No I can't.
27:10Oh come now girl!
27:12What you need is a little bit more self confidence!
27:14Where's your swag?
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