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Ladies of London S1 Ep 09 Whey Out of Line. #LadiesOfLondon
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00:07I
00:07Everyone I would like to extend an invitation to longleat. Oh my god. This is so cool. Thanks for coming
00:15What a dump
00:21What's really wonderful is the way in which they all coexist if only we were able to do the same
00:27You standing up to him. It's gonna stop him from chatting about you behind your back. Nobody's on my side.
00:35I
00:36Love you, but she feels attacked. I'm very sorry about that. Yeah, I'm sorry about the VPL
00:43What's VPL visible panty long? It's a liar
00:47He's a very important designer if you haven't seen clueless
00:51Well, I think you and Margo need to have a chat. God, she'll get over it
00:56I'm done being poked and then told that I should get over it. Come here mark. What's wrong?
01:01What are you scared of? Just come chat with me. I'm gonna go. I gotta go. I love you. Do
01:05you see?
01:07Over and out. I'm up
01:09You're being a bitch
01:16That's really bitchy. No, no, you would know. Oh my gosh if our british mothers could see this
01:23Somebody shouting across the garden at the marchioness of baths estate
01:27I asked him to come talk to me and he left hello. He's my like best friend. He can't leave
01:33No
01:33You cry baby bitch
01:35I wasn't yelling. I projected my voice across the garden. Come here mark. What's wrong?
01:41What are you scared of? Just come chat with me
01:44But Kimmy who's yelling at longlead?
01:47You're the one who cried off Margo
01:50Well, you can take a girl out of florida, but can't take a girl from florida to the longlead it
01:54seems
01:55It's emma's garden probably
01:56She's screaming at you across a garden. I'm not gonna make a scene
02:01Mark is my best friend. He is henry's godfather. He is capable of great emotional everything, but he just doesn't
02:06tend to do that
02:07That is his sense of humor. Yeah
02:09I handled this badly Mark
02:11I handled this badly. It's fine. Don't take any blame. You don't need to take any blame. No, no, no
02:15I don't want her to go have to do that
02:17What she's really upset about is that she feels that you pay her compliment and then well, she'll get over
02:22The minute she leaves you'll mean about whatever you compliment. No, she's she doesn't understand. I mean, she's not English
02:29She hasn't been living here
02:31She lives in Los Angeles. She's an actress Martha. She hasn't been living here Kimmy. What? This was so bad
02:38I'm not gonna have some sort of confrontation in my friend's house. Why don't you just have a chat with
02:42me?
02:42Because I have nothing to say
02:43But I'm not confrontational to you
02:45You turned it into a boxing match. It's an afternoon tea
02:48Why don't you come over and chat with me?
02:50But you have so much to say
02:52Are we still gonna go back to crush velvet?
02:56No, we're gonna go back to you thinking that my aliyah isn't good enough for lonely. It's not that it's
03:01not good enough
03:03What is it? What is it?
03:04Well, you have things to say then
03:06Just say them to me. Why are you scared to talk to me?
03:09No darling, I'm not
03:11I'm not scared to talk to you. I just don't care
03:14But then why are you so obsessed with me that you talk about me all the time?
03:17Darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you? Have you seen yourself?
03:20Oh, you're so weird and creepy
03:22No, you are. Okay
03:24You're like a weird creepy, masked clown
03:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
03:27Just prance away
03:29Ugh
03:30Margot
03:31What?
03:32He's weird
03:34Not you though
03:35Mark
03:36It's time to leave
03:37Mark, you're amazing and I love you
03:39Adore you, adore you
03:39In fact, it was time to leave 10 minutes ago
03:42This is not the way out of the love maze
03:45Okay, so I guess I need to go around
03:47I have spent 15 years going around this maze
03:51And the one time I need to make a swift exit
03:55It actually works! Bloody hell!
04:00He just walked away again
04:02What?
04:02Why?
04:03What are you feeling?
04:04He goes, I will not have a confrontation with you
04:06I said, why are you so obsessed with me?
04:08But I don't
04:08And he goes, darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you?
04:11I was like, you're weird
04:13That's a joke
04:13But it's just weird
04:14I get like that, that I can already say is a joke
04:17I don't like if you're upset
04:18But I also don't think it's that serious
04:22Margot, my best etiquette advice is to zip it
04:27If he doesn't banter with me
04:28It's because you're scary
04:30You just went in and so confrontational
04:33That was not nice
04:34That was not nice
04:35I'm going to go back to the hotel
04:37Shouting across the garden
04:38I said come to you
04:39No, that was my fault
04:40I handled that badly
04:41That whole shouting across the garden thing was my fault
04:43I have screwed this situation up so badly
04:47Mark, I think you and Margot need to have a chat
04:51Everyone's perfectly gone
04:52Stop clapping your hands at me, please, darling
04:54I really should have stayed out of that
05:03I'm going to go grab my coat
05:04One second
05:05Okay
05:05It's inappropriate
05:06It's inappropriate
05:07Why does my friend have to leave?
05:09And I have to be stuck with her
05:10I don't want to sit with her
05:11She's boring
05:13Why not? It's just unreal
05:14Like I thought we were having a nice time
05:16Here's the thing
05:16We are
05:16We were having a nice time
05:18Yeah, okay, whatever
05:18So I think we're all sort of going in circles
05:21I feel like it's been a long day
05:22Everyone needs some rest
05:24Certainly
05:24Like it still feels like the middle of the day
05:26Only it's really late at night
05:27Shall we all go to get some rest?
05:30Let's get some rest
05:31Okay, perfect
05:32Call it a night
05:32By the way, who wants to take the gin?
05:35Oh, I want to take the gin
05:36No, I'm taking the gin
05:38Oh, sh**
05:38I think something's going to do
05:44Oh, is the key in the thingy?
05:45Did you lock it?
05:46We never got a code
05:47I will
05:48I will climb in that window
05:50No, and you will not
05:50Someone can get in there
05:52There's a pregnant woman
05:53An angry woman
05:54And an over-served woman
05:55And we can't get back in
05:56I'll go in
05:57I haven't been drinking for sure
05:58Hold on
05:59Also, I go to the gym
06:01Yay!
06:02Yay!
06:03Welcome!
06:03Well done!
06:04Shall we get cozy in our jammies and
06:07Have a slumber party?
06:08Yes
06:10I'm starving
06:11What are you making?
06:12An omelette
06:13Watch this
06:14That's so sweet of you to make the omelette for us
06:16When the world is collapsing
06:19If you make an unctuous omelette
06:23You know, something beverse
06:25Wow!
06:27That's gorgeous
06:27It soothes all the edges
06:29It really does
06:30Makes the world a better place
06:33Oh, I feel really bad
06:34My daughter's really upset
06:35Because I'm gone
06:36She's like, where are you?
06:37I know, I know
06:38And she's like, why are you leaving me?
06:39And I was like, oh god
06:40She doesn't understand
06:41I sit down and I'm like, are you going to miss you?
06:43And he goes, no
06:45She gets it
06:46Okay
06:47All right
06:50Sorry, darling
06:50It's good for your own
06:51Good?
06:52Okay, me, that is a good omelette
06:54That's a very good omelette
06:55That's a very good omelette
06:58Hello
06:58Come in
06:59Come to visit you
07:01Hi
07:01Hi
07:03Hello, hello
07:04It's so nice
07:04As a host, you don't want anyone to feel anything negative
07:08You want everyone to have a glorious time
07:09And leave feeling better than they did when they came
07:12If they're not happy, then I feel like I failed
07:17There's pizza coming
07:18Thank you
07:20Being in the country just means you eat a lot
07:21Yeah
07:23Mark said he left because he didn't want to have a scene
07:25Because it's for my sake
07:26Which obviously is not my like
07:28That's gentlemanly of him
07:29I didn't want him to leave
07:30I literally wanted him to come talk to me
07:31I didn't want him to leave
07:32He didn't want to have a shouting match
07:34No, he left because he didn't want to have a conversation
07:37All she's ever said to you is like
07:38About your boots or whatever
07:41It wasn't the comment
07:42It's the feeling you have
07:44Where they're being nice to your face
07:46And you know you're turning around
07:47And they're laughing with other people
07:48It's very uncomfortable
07:49It wasn't that deep
07:51It wasn't about anything personal
07:52I lived in England long enough to know banter
07:55Like I know the back and forth
07:56I see what he's doing with you
07:58I see what he does with Kimmy
07:59I understand
08:00I'm not stupid
08:01This is just Mark's brand
08:03The Brits understand what he's doing
08:06But there's one American who doesn't understand
08:08And her name begins with M and ends in Argo
08:12It is not a British thing
08:14They are trying to make the cultural difference excuse
08:17Of him being an asshole
08:18But he's just being an asshole
08:20You guys talk to him
08:25Coming up on Ladies of London
08:27You guys I just need a minute actually
08:29It's really intense for me
08:37Good morning ladies
08:39Morning
08:42Hi Mimi
08:43Hi Amadeus
08:45It's Mummy
08:46I'm just sending you a video
08:48Hi Skad
08:49I miss you
08:50I hope you're having a lovely morning with Nani
08:53We're gonna feed a giraffe today
08:54And Mummy's bringing you a present
08:56Mummy's gonna send you some videos
08:57A little bit later of the giraffes
09:00I love you
09:11Love you
09:12Thank you
09:17Um so Margot and I we talked about today
09:20The vibe is fun
09:25Should we kick off with a little patrol
09:27Or should we be healthy and start with the mirror Val
09:36You look sexy
09:38You're gonna you're gonna get all the cheese after you
09:41Look at that dress
09:43Thank you my love
09:45Thank you
09:58Oh my god
10:00I want yesterday's events to ruin the day Emma's planned today
10:03I really hope I don't come across as an attention seeker
10:07Because I just am very much myself
10:10I like that white linen on you
10:12Very crisp and fresh
10:13Have I put on weight?
10:16It's you're just thinking of the cheddar
10:18Oh so is the cheddar clearly
10:21Morning
10:22Look at this dressing
10:23Look at this dressing
10:24Hi
10:24Hi
10:25Hi
10:25Hi
10:25She's ready to jump out of a plane
10:28Oh
10:28How is there a gift?
10:30There's a selection of teddies
10:31That is so nice of it
10:33I told Mimi this morning
10:34You can do a pink for the blue for you boy and a girl
10:35Oh thank you
10:36Oh thank you
10:37Oh that's so cute
10:38Thank you so much
10:38Thank you
10:39That's really sweet
10:40F-U-F
10:42Fun
10:43Fun
10:43So it's not an F-U
10:45Where is this going?
10:47You can have fun without F-U
10:48You know your boobs are real
10:50and you have to wash underneath
10:53Good morning
10:57These outfits are major
11:00Hi
11:01How are you feeling?
11:03Hello
11:03Wonderful
11:04Hi
11:04Hi
11:05We kind of love you
11:07How are you doing?
11:07I feel very anxious
11:09I feel very cautious about today
11:13Love you, baby
11:15How are you?
11:16Hi
11:16How are you?
11:17I don't feel comfortable at Longleat right now
11:19We are off to Cheddar
11:22Which is a part of Longleat Estate
11:23It's about a 40 minute drive
11:24And there are some amazing caves
11:26Half of you can do some cheese tasting
11:28And half of you can look at these caves
11:30So hands up for cheese
11:31Are they dangerous?
11:32Very
11:32Excellent
11:33Cheese
11:35Caves
11:35Caves
11:36I think you're a cave
11:37I feel like Mark and Margot
11:38Don't want to be in the same car
11:40And they shouldn't be
11:41Maybe it's better just to avoid that
11:48How was your night?
11:50I went for a nightcap with them
11:52The one thing I did say
11:55To Margot
11:56I said moving forward
11:57The way that you communicate
11:59You need to be very careful
12:01If you yell across a garden
12:02That's not a way to start a conversation
12:03How uncivilized is that by the way?
12:05So vulgar
12:08I love you Margot
12:09But I did feel bad about Mark
12:11I never did anything to begin with
12:13You like called him a freak
12:15She told me that I'm a freak
12:17That I shouldn't touch her
12:18Why are you so obsessed with me?
12:20Don't touch me
12:20You're a freak
12:23I didn't call him a freak
12:24I called him weird
12:25You called him a freak
12:26Maybe I did
12:27I do find him freaky
12:28He is a freak
12:30Let me tell you
12:31I don't think he's a freak
12:31No, no, let me tell you why
12:32I walked across
12:33No, you shouldn't call anyone a freak
12:35That's not nice
12:35Mark, he's the only gay man in the group
12:38So it just feels like calling him a freak
12:40Is just very personal
12:43Singling him out
12:44You can't fight nastiness with nastiness
12:46I'm sure he's had his whole life
12:48Being called names
12:49The same way that my husband's had his whole life
12:51Being called names
12:52And I just don't think it's fair
12:54I don't think it's kind
12:55And I'm just not on board with that
12:59Let me tell you something
13:00She ran after me
13:01You called someone
13:02Ran after me
13:02I'm sorry
13:02I have a different sexual persuasion
13:04A freak
13:04It is not PC
13:06I don't think that's what she meant
13:08Kimmy
13:08I know that that's what she meant
13:09Well, tell me what that means then
13:10Hear me
13:11No, Martha
13:12No, Martha
13:12Did it insult you?
13:13No, I'm gonna get out
13:14I'm gonna get out
13:15No, no, no
13:15Martha, I'm gonna get out
13:16No, please don't get out
13:16No, I'm gonna get out
13:17You're not getting out
13:18It upset him
13:19I spent 20 years being treated like a freak
13:21Okay, I will not
13:22In Emma's house
13:24Be ran after
13:26I'm branded a freak
13:28I spent my whole life
13:30Trying to deal with this
13:33I can't even introduce my partner
13:35To my parents, okay
13:37The person that I want to marry
13:38I cannot even introduce to my parents
13:40When I can't even have a normal life
13:42Because guess what?
13:43I'm not normal
13:44Do you know what that's like?
13:45No, no, I don't want pity
13:47I hate pity
13:48And I don't feel sorry for myself
13:50I'm sorry that it's like that
13:50But it is like that, okay?
13:52She's a bully
13:53And it's fine
13:53It's fine because we pick our battles
13:57I've never seen Mark that emotional actually
13:59In 15
14:00How long?
14:00It's been 15 years or something
14:02He had some struggles
14:03I still don't know all about them
14:05So yeah, this is really serious
14:08I didn't know that
14:09I didn't know any of that
14:09But I will not be branded a freak
14:12I just don't like that you call him a freak
14:14Like just
14:14He is a freak
14:16Babe, don't bite
14:18He's actually the last one who says the comments
14:21Because they actually come from your friends
14:24Oh my god, Mark says the velvet dress was bad
14:27But two people already said it before that
14:29I don't like the crush velvet
14:32What?
14:32On me?
14:33I don't like the crush velvet
14:34She's being honest
14:35And then something else about outfit
14:38About you have brands and money
14:40And all this like that you sound very vain
14:42It's a lie
14:44Stop talking about money and designers
14:46I don't know what I mean
14:47It makes you look very vain
14:48No, the things I'm buying are literal artworks
14:51They're archived artworks
14:53And they should be celebrated
14:54Just like your pieces are celebrated
14:56I get it, I get it
14:57But you're saying really mean things to me
14:59That makes me feel more insecure
15:02And then you're like
15:03Why are you acting like this?
15:05God, we're just being peacekeepers
15:06And I'm like, you just told me extra mean
15:09That I don't need to know
15:10Stop telling me things that people are saying about behind my back
15:14It's, you guys, I just need a minute actually
15:16It's really intense for me
15:20Just give me a second
15:23Mark, I love you so much
15:25It's fine, you don't need to
15:26You don't need to explain thank you
15:28Look at this up here
15:30Wow, that's incredible
15:32Oh wow
15:33It was worth the drive
15:34We got there
15:36Wow
15:36So when did Cheddar become property of Longleat?
15:39For a long time actually
15:41I didn't know that it was owned by Longleat
15:43Yeah
15:43And it's a whole other thing to manage
15:45There's a different set of skills
15:46That's a big thing
15:46Feeding koalas is not the same as making cheese
15:53Oh my god, where's the car park right there?
15:55Oh no, I'm gonna wee guys
15:56Honestly, I'm gonna wee myself
15:57It's not even a joke
15:59I can't stop crying
16:01I can't stop crying, it's really with me
16:03I'm gonna wee myself
16:05No, I need to, I'm gonna wee myself
16:07Margot is like not winning now
16:08She went a bit too personal because she was impulsive
16:14And now she thinks the whole world is against her
16:17Are we going? Okay
16:24Do you want, do you want us to get someone?
16:26Do you want, do you want any medical attention?
16:30I don't know what's happening
16:31I think I'm having like a panic attack
16:36She's having a breakdown
16:47I don't know, I don't know what's happening
16:54Oh my god
16:55Honestly, I'm gonna wee myself
16:56It's not even a joke
16:57I can't stop crying
16:59I'm gonna wee myself
17:00No, I'm gonna wee myself
17:07Do you want any medical attention?
17:11She's having a breakdown.
17:17What happened?
17:18I don't know.
17:19I'm just really upset.
17:21I think she's just feeling overwhelmed.
17:25Oh, babe.
17:27Are you okay?
17:29No, I'm not okay.
17:30I had a panic attack.
17:31I feel like I couldn't breathe.
17:33I couldn't breathe and I just kept sobbing.
17:35It was awesome.
17:36You're holding that in.
17:38I think there's also a lot of hormonal things going on here.
17:41You just had a baby.
17:43Yeah, thank you.
17:45Come, let's go have lunch.
17:47Better than getting back in the car.
17:49Thank God you look so good.
17:56Chad are gorgeous.
18:00Gorging at the gorge.
18:01Hello.
18:03Good afternoon.
18:03Hello.
18:04Good afternoon.
18:04Welcome to the home of cheddar cheese.
18:06Longley owns cheddar even though it is not geographically in the same place.
18:11We are all one team and it's amazing to have you sing the praises of cheddar cheese, which
18:15really should be only available from here if it was.
18:18Absolutely.
18:19Maybe it's the American in me.
18:20I really wanted cheddar to be from Vermont.
18:22It's a special place.
18:23It's been made here in the village of cheddar since 1170.
18:27Wow.
18:27King Henry II on the throne.
18:29Back then, they were maturing cheese in the caves because obviously we didn't have refrigeration
18:34back then, so a cave was a natural place to keep a cheese.
18:37I love cheese.
18:38I could just eat it all day.
18:40I think I'm partially made of cheese.
18:43Think about breathing.
18:48Would you guys like to follow me through into the dairy and we'll show you the process?
18:53Okay.
18:55Okay, it's going to be okay.
18:56Just breathe.
18:57Just breathe.
19:00This is like, how long is this woman going to cry next to Wallace and Gromit, which is
19:05just like the most comedic thing ever.
19:06I'm trying not to laugh.
19:08I can't even.
19:09How random is this?
19:10It's so random.
19:12I mean, honestly, Margot's freaking people out.
19:13There are little kids walking by.
19:15She's crying her eyes out.
19:16They're like, what's so scary in that cave, you know?
19:18We need to get out of here.
19:20I'm going to step to the shade.
19:23Okay.
19:25Come on through, guys.
19:26Look at that.
19:27This is where the magic happens.
19:29Wow.
19:29So cool.
19:30Amazing.
19:31This morning, the milk tanker arrives straight into this tank.
19:34It takes about three days in process to get to a cheese from the milk stage into our maturing
19:39store.
19:40There's a lot of pressing involved.
19:42Will is our cheesemaker today.
19:44Oh, I'm going to put the fish in here.
19:46What the fuck?
19:49I'll have words with Will.
19:50What exactly is the cheddaring process?
19:53Every time you layer and you stack the cheddar curds, that process is called cheddaring.
19:58Is that why people can call it cheddar in other countries?
20:00Exactly.
20:00Because of the process.
20:01Cheddar is actually an Anglo-Saxon word, kodor, which means hidden place, which refers to
20:06the caves and where the cheese was first originated.
20:09Oh, wow.
20:09Original cheddar.
20:10So lots of history.
20:14Oh, wow.
20:36I find it kind of hot.
20:37You look so good.
20:38No man would say no to a woman that knows how to make cheddar.
20:43You can see we're about to drain off the liquid whey.
20:46We've got these lovely curds that we're left with.
20:47Oh, wow.
20:49Oh, you see all the, it's all coming out.
20:51And now they're just going to leave the cheese.
20:53By the way, do you like that super fresh burrata?
20:55It's quite clingy.
20:56I like the idea of it.
20:57And then I'm a bit like...
20:58But it's a lot to swallow.
21:00That is what she said.
21:03Shovel it gently.
21:04That's it.
21:05Over into this vat.
21:08Lovely.
21:09It really is giving Balenciaga.
21:20It's giving Paris.
21:23If you think you need to go to Paris Fashion Week, think again.
21:25You need to come to Cheddar Gorge, darling.
21:27Have you ever had a fashion show?
21:29In the Cheddar Gorge?
21:30No, not in the Cheddar Gorge, no.
21:33Oh, my God.
21:34Is she okay?
21:35Yeah, she's better.
21:36But I think there's a lot of things going on.
21:38That's why I said, I was like,
21:39you can't fight nastiness with nastiness.
21:42Like, it's just...
21:43And I think, yeah, she was probably expecting us
21:45to, like, agree with everything she was saying
21:47and, like, we're not.
21:48Yeah.
21:49So, um...
21:50If she needs to remove herself, that's fine.
21:52Like, I should let Micah know what's going on.
21:55Yeah, good idea.
21:55Because she's, like, in our cottage.
21:57Yeah.
21:57And stuff.
21:58And, like, yeah.
22:00Yeah, give her a call.
22:01So, here we have a selection of our beautiful raw milk,
22:05traditional cheeses.
22:07So, please enjoy.
22:09I've just got an important call.
22:11Just one moment.
22:12Hold on.
22:12Sorry.
22:18Hi.
22:19Hi.
22:19Hi.
22:20How are you all?
22:22Not great.
22:22Not great.
22:24What happened?
22:25Margot has had, like, a really big panic attack
22:27in the car when we arrived at the caves.
22:30And now she's, like, gone back to Longley.
22:32Did anything trigger it?
22:34For sure, me.
22:36You?
22:37Because I just told her it wasn't cool that you were...
22:40Shouting across the garden, and then you go and call him a freak.
22:44It's not okay.
22:45And then she felt like we were attacking her.
22:49Wow.
22:52Okay, well, thank you for the call.
22:54Yeah, send to you later.
22:55Bye.
22:56Bye.
22:58What's wrong?
22:59Can I pour you a drink?
23:00Perfect timing.
23:01Are you okay?
23:02Darling, are you all right?
23:02Yeah.
23:03What happened?
23:04Is everything all right?
23:04Yeah, I'm okay.
23:06Oh, dear.
23:06That doesn't sound...
23:07No, it doesn't sound...
23:08I'm totally okay.
23:09What happened?
23:10I've just gotten a call that Margot's unwell.
23:13Did she trip?
23:14That one well.
23:14No.
23:15She's had some sort of, like, severe panic attack.
23:18I think she's been triggered by everything, and so...
23:21I mean, she's sad.
23:22I think she's leaving.
23:23Will you guys excuse me?
23:24I'm so sorry.
23:26Well, I hope she's all right.
23:27I hope she's all right.
23:28That is the main goal of this moment.
23:30I do feel so sorry for Martha.
23:32It is obviously very consuming of Martha, whatever's going on.
23:40I'm really, really worried about Margot.
23:45I'm trying to call her.
23:47She's not picking up.
23:51Why isn't she taking my calls?
23:54Even Archie's tasting is about her.
23:56It's too much.
24:07Back to Longley.
24:08Eating giraffe.
24:10I'm so excited for that.
24:14I'm going to have to throw this crystal away, because, like, I brought it with me two days
24:18in a row and a f***ing done jack s***.
24:21It's supposed to protect me.
24:23It's made everything worse.
24:34So, we are now in our paddock.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:42That looks so surreal.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:47Look at them.
24:49They're so cute.
24:52Hi.
24:52Hi.
24:52Hi, Miss Lee.
24:54Hello.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:55I'm so cute.
24:56Hi.
24:57Nice to see you.
24:58Rothschild giraffes are so endangered, and to be so close to them is such a magical experience.
25:04Are we ready?
25:06Yes.
25:06We're ready.
25:07They're so beautiful, and they have great lashes, which is probably the least profound
25:12thing I can say about a giraffe.
25:13Their eyelashes.
25:15Oh, my God.
25:16They're so beautiful.
25:19Do you have any other friends who own giraffes?
25:21No.
25:26I love giraffes.
25:27It's, like, one of my favorite animals.
25:30Rothschild giraffes, they have these long, white socks on.
25:33They're so glamorous.
25:34Okay.
25:35So, yeah, welcome to the giraffe house.
25:36So, before we run in there and see all the girls, the main thing is, which Emma knows
25:40all this already, but, yeah, please don't try and touch them.
25:44So, they're all ladies?
25:45Yes.
25:46They're all girls.
25:46Lady Rothschilds.
25:48Oh, my God.
25:48Can you take a picture of me?
25:49Of course.
25:50Mark.
25:51So wonderful.
25:52Mark, concentrate.
25:53Sorry.
25:54Forgive me.
25:55Hi.
25:57He spat on me.
25:58This is the best thing ever.
26:00Ever.
26:01Ever.
26:02Come on.
26:02Come here, dear.
26:04Come on, man.
26:04They don't like you guys.
26:05They don't like us.
26:07Mark, try this one.
26:09That's the older girl, I think.
26:11You can tell.
26:11The old one's always like me.
26:13Yeah.
26:14Oh, such a tease.
26:16Maybe.
26:17Maybe.
26:18That's what we wanted to see.
26:20They have the longest tongues.
26:22They're amazing.
26:22Mosley is 14 inches tipped to base, on average.
26:25Oh, my goodness.
26:26Goodness gracious.
26:26I don't need a boyfriend like that.
26:27Yeah.
26:28What a day.
26:29This has been so amazing.
26:31Magnificent.
26:32It's okay.
26:32We've been bad now.
26:34Is she going to Margot?
26:35Yes.
26:35Everyone's just with her.
26:36Is she okay?
26:37I don't know this person.
26:39It's the defensiveness that's come out.
26:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:41She's not doing herself any favors with it.
26:43I don't agree with the way that she's been behaving.
26:45Margot back in the day was the life and soul of the party.
26:48She was so funny.
26:49She was so sharp and everything was a joke.
26:52And now she takes even a joke so seriously.
26:56This is also unnecessary.
26:58She just needs to take a breath.
26:59Re-centralize.
27:00I don't recognize this Margot.
27:03Of course I still love her.
27:04But shhh.
27:06What's she doing?
27:08Amazing.
27:08Thank you so much.
27:09Thank you very much.
27:10That was so special.
27:12Let's have a party at the pub.
27:13Yay!
27:14That was fun.
27:15It's just nice to also just have a second just to...
27:18Before we go and have a nice dinner with everyone.
27:20I was like, is Lofty all right?
27:21Meanwhile.
27:22Yeah, exactly.
27:22We were concerned about Lofty.
27:24Have you felt stressed?
27:24I did step away because I was just like...
27:27Why did she start freaking out?
27:28Did Missy antagonize her?
27:30No, nobody antagonized her.
27:32She just accused us of saying that we were coming at her
27:35and bullying and calling us arse on.
27:37So now you're bullies.
27:38We're bullies too.
27:40Oh, I see.
27:40It's almost like when you don't get your way,
27:42you start crying.
27:42She'll have to play the victim again.
27:43Margot has done everything in her power
27:45to come across as a very self-confident lady.
27:51Why would she care about what we think?
27:52It's absurd.
27:53This is a charade.
27:55This is the pub.
27:56In that case, I bid you farewell for a few moments.
27:59Yes.
27:59I do want to check the table as well.
28:01It's quite fun here.
28:02Have you hadn't noticed?
28:03Yeah, exactly.
28:04Love it.
28:05You'll see you in a minute.
28:05Okay, see you later.
28:07Yeah.
28:07I'm not really looking forward to going back to the process.
28:09Me either.
28:09So do we know who is...
28:10I don't know.
28:12I'm done with Margot's antics, honestly.
28:14It's really frustrating to be in a friendship with someone
28:17who just refuses to take your advice.
28:19I have things to say, and they're good things.
28:21Listen to me.
28:23Hello.
28:25Hello.
28:41Hello.
28:41Hello.
28:42Nice to see you.
28:42How are you?
28:43How are you?
28:43They look so pretty.
28:45Did you?
28:46We've got you guys here.
28:47So let's have a look.
28:49Kimmy could sit there.
28:51Yeah.
28:51The Bath Arms is a beautiful pub and they've done a delicious local curated menu.
28:56I've had some kind of major parties at Longley over the years.
29:00This one's definitely been one of the more difficult ones.
29:04Oh dear.
29:04Hello.
29:06Hi.
29:06How big is my name?
29:07Huge.
29:08Bigger than you.
29:09You ate the same as a cheese, remember?
29:11This is so divine.
29:13Isn't it pretty?
29:13Okay, let me help.
29:15Why don't you put them on the chair?
29:16Why doesn't everybody get a rose?
29:17Some people just get thorns.
29:20Oh, what a dream.
29:22Oh, wow.
29:22Look at you two.
29:23Welcome.
29:24Hello.
29:25Is this an Oscar?
29:26Oh my goodness.
29:28You look so beautiful.
29:29Amazing.
29:30You look amazing.
29:31Look at this.
29:31I know you can really see it now.
29:33Hello.
29:34Oh.
29:35How pretty.
29:36How is yours?
29:37Hi, hi, hi.
29:39Hi.
29:40Hi.
29:40Hi.
29:42Spotty.
29:42Spotty.
29:43Spotty.
29:44Are we missing one?
29:46I feel.
29:47Uh, so yes.
29:48We are missing Margot.
29:49We got home and she was not in the cottage.
29:53Hello.
29:54Margot?
29:55Whoa, she's gone.
29:57There's nothing left.
29:58She's taken everything.
29:59Oh my gosh.
30:01But no notes.
30:02No notes.
30:02No.
30:03No.
30:04How are we going to find out if she's all right?
30:06I don't know.
30:07We tried to check on her.
30:08She's not answering.
30:10I'm so worried about her.
30:13But I think it's incredibly rude to leave without apologizing to Emma.
30:17She just left.
30:18She just evaporated.
30:19It's a bit of relief.
30:21I hate to say it.
30:22Because it's like, at least we'll have one evening where there's no drama.
30:28I'm assuming if she went back to London, someone drove her there.
30:31I assume so.
30:32Well, she didn't walk.
30:32No.
30:33Well, you're not desperate to leave.
30:35You took a giraffe.
30:36Oh, that's a shame.
30:45Thank you, my love.
30:47Oh, nice.
30:48Wow, what's it?
30:49A crumpet?
30:50A little crumpet.
30:50You know you've made it to England when you get a crumpet.
30:52You are such a crumpet.
30:53You are such a crumpet.
30:55Emma, I want to make a toast to you for an incredible couple of days.
31:03I really enjoyed it.
31:05And I want to say also to Mark, I'm really proud of you.
31:09Proud of what?
31:10Being honest?
31:10It was nice to see a part of you that was really vulnerable and I loved seeing it.
31:15I spent 20 years being treated like a freak, okay?
31:18The person that I want to marry, I cannot even introduce to my parents.
31:21When I can't even have a normal life.
31:24Because guess what?
31:24I'm not normal.
31:26When you're with people that you know and love and trust, of course you're going to be yourself.
31:31But I also think it's difficult to hear things that might have triggered things in your past.
31:35And I respect you for it and I want to say cheers.
31:39We're made of tougher stuff.
31:40This trip is forcing Mark to have conversations that he would never have had.
31:45And I'm really, on one hand, pleased that he's opening up.
31:48But also conscious that this is not his normal behavior.
31:52Really, thanks to you for allowing us to feel so comfortable and so welcomed
31:59in such an extraordinary magical place.
32:02Not all my friends have Rothschild giraffes, you know?
32:05It's interesting because it's such a foreign concept for me to be so open.
32:12It's a strange feeling.
32:14It feels good, but also a little scary.
32:17But maybe at this point in life it's about time I did.
32:22Are we still?
32:23Thank you very much.
32:24I only sparkle after a few more drinks.
32:27Darling, you always sparkle.
32:29I love you.
32:34Can we have the burrata?
32:35What did you get?
32:36Oh, the pigeon.
32:37Of course.
32:38Oh, I was tempted by the pigeon.
32:40Were you now?
32:42Yes.
32:42Just so it would remind you of your very own bird.
32:44No, she's not a pigeon.
32:48I have to say, this is delicious.
32:50Yeah.
32:50We had wine in the morning and we had tequila shrub before coming here.
32:55Well, I love that.
32:56That's a make your own adventure.
32:58What a fabulous place.
32:59You might as well enjoy it.
33:00Exactly.
33:01Getting lived at Longleaf is an old fashioned thing.
33:04It's actually mandatory.
33:06Do you actually have this?
33:07Yeah, yeah.
33:08Really?
33:08It's one of the top, most haunted places in the UK.
33:10Oh my God, I love it.
33:11It's so spooky.
33:13Tell me your odd experiences.
33:15Well, I was lying in bed and I couldn't.
33:16Like I felt like there was someone there.
33:17Like something was pulling you down.
33:19I love that.
33:21Emma's flirting with me.
33:22Oh no, another white flirt.
33:23She wants me to move into the house.
33:27Well, my pigeon was belectable.
33:30Your pigeon.
33:30It was one of those fabulous breasts I've ever savored.
33:34Because you savored so many.
33:35Wow.
33:36You should know.
33:40Can you please send the ghost to my room?
33:44That pins women down.
33:46Last night I was so lonely.
33:48This is such a good cocktail.
33:51So peaceful not to have drama.
33:53Yeah, I know.
33:54It's true.
33:54I feel a bit zen.
33:56I'm still bumming out about Margot.
33:57I still don't know where she is.
33:59But I'm having a lovely time with, you know, relax.
34:01Everyone's calm.
34:02No drama.
34:04I think there's a collective sigh of relief, quite frankly.
34:07But it does put a downer on my knife.
34:11Um, everyone.
34:13Um, so we're sort of getting to the end.
34:15Don't tell me you're pregnant.
34:19I'm shocked.
34:19I don't want to know.
34:21So, well, we're getting to the end of the dinner.
34:22And I obviously want to thank Emma for your amazing hospitality.
34:25It's now sort of my turn and Joshua's turn to host all of you.
34:29Wow.
34:30So I've sort of got these invites for you.
34:33Oh, wow.
34:34Oh, wow.
34:35We're going to have a beautiful fashion show.
34:38You can see some of our amazing new designs.
34:41Canapes, cocktails on a beautiful terrace.
34:43You did see my modelling skills today.
34:46I haven't seen anything.
34:49You're very good at modelling.
34:50I'm terrible at modelling.
34:51We have videos.
34:56What a beautiful invitation.
34:58I designed it.
34:59Thanks for coming.
35:00Has everyone had sufficient cake and drinks?
35:03It's like the first time I've been full since I've been here.
35:06It's been amazing.
35:06So I'm glad you came to see some of it.
35:09Please come again to see more of it.
35:11Because you've invited again.
35:13Thank you so much for having us.
35:14Well, until the morning, it's not over yet.
35:17The fat lady has not sung.
35:19I know.
35:19I'll sing later.
35:23Do you want to dance naked in front of the full buck moon?
35:26Come on.
35:27Come on.
35:27Don't be so boring.
35:28Stop.
35:29I'm not doing that.
35:31How did you feel tonight?
35:35I feel...
35:36I feel awful.
35:37I feel, um...
35:39But it was less stressful.
35:40Oh, Margot.
35:41She's telling she'll be all right.
35:42Is she thinking about how you feel tonight?
35:45You know, if she was your friend, she would say,
35:46You know what, Martha?
35:47I had to leave.
35:48I needed to have a...
35:48You know, think about it.
35:50At least send you a message saying,
35:51I'm all right.
35:52I'm ready.
35:53Instead, she has you all worried.
35:55It's ridiculous.
35:57And it's selfish.
35:58And do you know something?
35:59You deserve so much better.
36:20Hello.
36:21Hi, look at you.
36:22Hi, Mama.
36:23I have been very worried about Margot.
36:26Nobody has heard from her.
36:28Um, and...
36:29Thank you so much for coming.
36:30I know you've got your big event.
36:31I know you haven't seen your kids because you're away.
36:33I'm sorry to take all that time away from you.
36:35Don't.
36:35I'm happy to be here.
36:36I've been thinking about you nonstop, firstly.
36:39What...
36:39Like, what happened?
36:40So, I don't know.
36:41Have you ever had a panic attack?
36:42Yeah, I have, actually.
36:44I have.
36:44Like, the way that I couldn't think, I was just like...
36:47I've never had anything like that happen before.
36:52After...
36:52I mean, there was no after the panic attack.
36:55The panic attack lasted for days.
36:57Which was really scary.
36:58I couldn't get good sleep.
36:59I couldn't regulate.
37:01It's really awful.
37:02Somebody said at one point that you felt like it could be also postpartum.
37:06There's definitely that happening, like...
37:08The body changing.
37:10Yes, the brain.
37:10The not knowing who you are.
37:12People are like, well, you will never be the same again.
37:14And I'm like, okay, but this is, like, unrecognizable.
37:17That is postpartum.
37:18And, like, the absolute worst part...
37:21The one thing that I thought about every time the panic attack would come on was Martha.
37:40Really?
37:48And then I started to think about it and I'm like, Martha has defended me to everyone.
37:53Like, she really has defended me.
37:55But when she talks to me, she's not, like, supportive to me.
37:59You are making a mountain out of them all.
38:02Yeah.
38:02You behave as well.
38:05I'm not having us in either of you.
38:07You're like a weird creepy mask clown.
38:10Margo, trance away.
38:12Ugh, Margo.
38:13What?
38:14And I was like, Martha, I don't have a problem with Mark.
38:17They have a problem with me.
38:19Maybe she's in the middle of two friendships
38:21and neither are going super well.
38:26Hey, good to you.
38:27You want some warmth?
38:29Come on, my baby.
38:30Really?
38:32I'm not bringing them up to you.
38:33Come on.
38:35Oh, I know, there's difference.
38:39It's all different.
38:40I know, magpies aren't going to change.
38:49Hi, my love, how are you?
38:51Hi, Mamacita.
38:52You look hot, Mama.
38:54But the house looks better.
38:55Yeah, do you want to see?
38:57Let me turn the camera around.
39:00It's not bad on my budget.
39:01I mean.
39:02I know, I know, you did well.
39:04Oh my god, it is starting to look like my little home.
39:07It's, it's chintzy.
39:12So it's kind of like a fresh start for you, like, maybe a new platform.
39:17Oh my god, how are the birds on your head?
39:21She's very supportive of this idea.
39:24I feel like I'm at home now.
39:26Have you spoken to Mark or Margot?
39:29No, but I've been really busy since I got back.
39:31All I'm worried about is you.
39:34Margot isn't speaking to me right now.
39:36I'm not quite sure what I've done, but...
39:39I think she's fine.
39:40I don't know.
39:41She seems pretty cross with me right now.
39:43I still can't get a hold of Margot.
39:45Margot's trying to block me.
39:46I can't, I don't know where she is.
39:48I can't get a hold of her.
39:49She's blocked me.
39:50My message is not going through.
39:51I would not worry about that woman.
39:53I think she's full of .
39:55I can't blame Mark for being annoyed.
39:59I can guess this, like, freak thing triggered Mark somehow.
40:04Yeah, I've actually never seen him like this before.
40:07Growing up, he was teased.
40:08That was the one word, apparently, that these other boys used to tease him.
40:14That was never my intention, was to hurt him in a deep way.
40:19I'm just the thing that's coming into my mind right now.
40:23Like, if you are bullied, how can he bully me and hurt my feelings and do all of these
40:30things when that's part of his story?
40:33Yeah.
40:34My thought is, if you are in the wrong and you can't see it, and other people you trust
40:39tell you you're in the wrong, you have to listen.
40:41There's something there.
40:43There's a reason why all these people are saying things.
40:45And I don't think that plays well in Margot's world.
40:49Hurt people hurt people.
40:52I know it seems impossible right now, but actually, you should, away from everybody
40:57else, go have a coffee with Mark, where you go in with love.
41:01Margot used her words without thinking.
41:04If you want, I'm happy to reach out for you and try.
41:08No.
41:08It has to be me.
41:09Okay.
41:09And sometimes the biggest thing you can do in life is say, I'm sorry.
41:14What feels natural for you to say?
41:16And I think you need one.
41:16Babe, what I feel natural saying is not what I should say.
41:19Okay.
41:20So.
41:20And I'm okay with that.
41:22All right.
41:23So we'll say, look.
41:25No.
41:26Don't start anything with look.
41:27Anything with look is like, the tone can be written.
41:29It's like, look.
41:30Yeah, but it's like, look.
41:31No.
41:32No.
41:32I know.
41:33Everybody says nice things about you, so you must be in there somewhere.
41:38No.
41:39No.
41:40No.
41:40Erase, erase, erase.
41:42Nope.
41:42Okay.
41:43Fine.
41:43Okay.
41:44Fine.
41:44My words were deeply hurtful.
41:46My words were.
41:48They were deeply hurtful.
41:51Deeply hurtful.
41:52Fine.
41:52I think everyone needs an etiquette coach in their lives.
42:01After this, I really think you two are going to laugh and be like walking down the street
42:08arm in arm.
42:08I see it.
42:14It's just really funny to me that every time I see you, you're like, whoo, like so big,
42:22so fake.
42:23The reason I use the word freak, I wasn't talking about you.
42:27It was your behavior.
42:28You came and you touched me and you tried to be flirtatious.
42:33She's a lunatic.
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